Bullshit. Requesting proof

>>35597664
How the shit am I supposed to prove it?

>>35597634 (OP)
nsa

>google instantly shows you the information you wanted in the first place
>"MUH PRIVACY"
The bubbling fat sperg song of our generation, ladies and gentlemen

>>35597634 (OP)
>Uses Google
>Values privacy

Time to make the switch to duck dick goo

>>35597634 (OP)
>what is customizing search results based on recent search history

>>35598038

This. You probably searched shit about virtualbox before.

>>35598089
>>35598038
No, I haven't. I also clear my cookies, history, and whatnot once a week.

[botnet intensifies]

>>35598101

Then post a screenshot you sperg, because I call bullshit

>>35597634 (OP)
>There's no way that's a common enough search term to warrant that response
You would be surprised to see how many people have accidentally into scale mode

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>>35597712
screenshot of suggestions pop-out.

You're right OP. I sure a much more likely situation is that google is somehow tapped in to everything you don on your computer and new that you had put virtual box into scale mode by spying on you.

>>35597634 (OP)
>Google use my traffic, search records and shit to offer me exactly what I needed
How is that bad?

>>35597634 (OP)
>Lying on an anonymous imageboard just to feel accepted in the hate bandwagon about hurrr botnets

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Had to go all the way to 'How to switch out of s' for the suggestion to appear, and even then it was only the third one
Conclusion: OP is retarded
Sage because your thread is shit

>be few weeks ago probably a month
>going out with friends
>take phone out to post a picture of the bar we were in
>many qt3.14
>talk to one of them, laughing and talking
>forget to get the number
>after 2 days i see facebook has recommended people i may know
>the girl i was talking to was on the list
>afraid, look what could be the cause, gps was on all the time

and that is how i stopped using facebook

>>35598428
how's learning control structures going, santiago?

>>35598479
Pretty good, thanks

>>35598218
Google shill pls go

>>35598486
nice youtube
https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCLD1wYLi-YSO52pdcdCIx5g

>>35598513
Thanks m8

So turn off search history and personal results?

>>35598476
that's terrifying but actually kinda cool

>>35598720
What? I'm using scrot.

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>>35598218
>I never asked for this

That's awesome.
I wish I could just go on Google and it'd give the most relevant search results to my problem.

>>35598607
>how to swap in dota2
got this aswell from watching dota2 videos on youtube apparently.

>>35598754
>>35598720
> Not using "screenshot" in firefox console
Shift+F2, try it.

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>Google
>2013
>not being DDG master-race
you're dumb OP

Speaking of VirtualBox - does anyone happen to know how to connect USB directly to the guest OS? I mean, I figured it out (I want to connect Ralink R73 based USB adapter to BT5), and even wicd network manager can see it, but it can't actually see any networks. Any ideas?

>>35598874
>DDG
>Not Startpage

>>35598955
this. It's like Google but without the tracking

>>35598607
>Ehdotukset
What the fuck kinda language is that?

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>>35599015
>enhanced by Google
>Enhanced
>Google

r u tryin 2 ruffle my jonies htere, m8

>>35598874
>using proprietary search engine

>>>35599042
>Not speaking Suomi master race

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>>35599043
Maybe you should click the "Details" like a smart person

>>35598940
Use VMWare Workstation.
Virtualbox doesn't work with some USB devices including a lot of wireless cards

>Google just give me what I wanted!
>Google didn't respect muh privazi!!!
>Google shouldn't understand me!!!!!
>Demand divorce or cheating with DDG

Are you a woman?

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Funny enough, I'm aquaphobic and would probably die from a heart attack if I was in water deep enough to swim.

>>35599522
*hydrophobic

>>35599552
I don't have rabies

>>35598607
>how to switch off windows 8

>>35598776
>goes willingly to potato shop
>rages: why do you offer me potatoes!

>>35599673
more like

>go to grocery store once
>buy a bag potatoes
>go again to buy cheese
>grocery store hides the cheese behind potato ads

>>35597634 (OP)
NSA shill get out

>>35599812
It's more like
>the grocery store has a bag of potatoes ready for you as you enter
>also a bag of cheese

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>>35599867
>buying cheese in bags

>>35599867
it will eventually be more like
>Your refrigerator senses you're low on Potatoes and Cheese Product Flakes
>Your refrigerator orders Potatoes and Cheese Product Flakes from the NSAooglebook distribution center
>You are automatically charged using your personal RFID chip, your house being one giant monitoring center and sensor.
>However, you do not receive your Potato and Cheese Product Flakes until you watch 5 advertisements and agree to the NASoogleboom's antiprivacy policy and terms of ingestion

>>35599959
>oogleboom
ooglebook

also
>Your purchase is publicly displayed on your NSAooglebook Community Interaction Profile

There's got to be _some_ sentence, beginning with "How to sw," that's the most common. Exactly because there are so many sentences beginning that way, the one that's the most common will only win the contest, so to speak, by just a few percents.

In other words, it will not be something _particularly_ popular, and the people who discover that it was exactly that sentence will be baffled. If it was "How to swype on Android 2.0," some guy would've run off to xda-developers.com and shared the story there. It just happens to be this specific sentence, and OP just happens to be a bit paranoid, which explains this thread. Mystery solved. You can go home now.

Was virtual box opened when you searched OP?

>>35600008
Yes.

>>35600018
did you have chrome / any google thing running?

>>35600044
I use Chromium, and yes it was running.

>>35599989
OP's thing is not nearly common enough though. Someone posted a screen that suggest "How to swallow pills". Something like that is FAR more common than OP's situation.

>>35599989
No, for example how to sweat less is the top answer for me, which makes me believe Google knows I'm a fat as fatass.

>>35598874
>implying ddg is any better just because DEY SAD SO

>>35600098
Well I got 'how to tie a tie, how to lose weight, how to kiss' I'm a virgin but I kissed a girl once, and those other 2 don't have anything to do with me at all.