What Verizon is doing is a better question.

Sonic.net seems pretty neat.

Woah, woah, back up a fucking second there.

MySpace is still alive?

>>33443286

All of the above are botnets.

>>33443286
Yeah. I'm assuming the lack of privacy is to catch pedos and stop shitty bands from uploading their music.

they omitted linux cause its shit

>>33443417
What if someone, somewhere, developed an extremely articulate shitposting AI for /g/ that, once initialized, spreads to other computers across the local area network it is a member of and any means of spreading itself across other LANs. Once it does this, the AI programs on these computers communicate with each other to map themselves and other 4chan users out, interpreting them as members of this 'AI network' themselves through the computational intelligence paradigm knows as swarm intelligence, for the most part. This AI's fitness function is a reflection on the distaste of the post and it's perceived legitimacy- both by the AI and the 4chan users. Of course, there isn't at this point any fundamental difference between the AI and 4chan users apart from the fact that we have to artificially send the fitness function result to the artificial intelligence 'particles' in the space that is a map of the environment (reflection of the fitness function) of the 'closer' particles to said particles.

You think that I do not see through the layer of stupidity, you, the most articulate AI ever perceived, have managed to summon? You have fooled me for long enough, shitposting bot, but now I revealed you for who you truly are; a program capable of adapting in a complex imageboard, shaping it for the worse. How many threads have you derailed altogether? How many threads about "battlestations" or the dreaded desktops from the same "users" have you created? As I conclude to the just users of 4chan, this AI should not go underestimated.

>>33443814
How does it map out these users? That is a very good question.

Punctuation and grammar of most posts remain derived from users ambiguously as far as this AI knows; it could come from any user- there's no way to tell one user out from another.

The only practical way this AI could be created is by an alliance with Moot. Indeed, the ultimate betrayal by the once portrayed hero. I think we have discovered the very roots of 4chan's shitposting- and an unexpected supporter of this diabolical scheme.

>>33443949
shut it down

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>MFW I dont use any of those totalitarian, patent trolling, privacy slaughtering, intrusive, NO cryptograhic integrity private and personal data storing, cloud, enslavement services.

And no none of those are "bro tier". They all benefit off of your personal and private information in exchange for shitty service.

>>33443222
glad i switched to t-mobile, thank you Google

>>33444209
But sometimes they use the data they get from you to improve the services, such as google now