1.wake from sleep
2.look at desktop

if not in sleep mode
1.look at desktop

1. See my wallpaper
2. "Whats エロマンガ？"

An infinite amount of steps.
That being said, I do have a small cache of busty drawings.

wouldn't ever happen, sage for weeaboo

Two (not on mine, but true story)

1. Open online browser
2. See 4chan bookmarked
FUCKING WEEABOO

infinitely many as I am not a weeaboo

Wouldn't happen, my /h/ folder in my porn cache, which is on an encrypted disk that can only be read by swiping a fingerprint scanner.

The password is 1000 characters random numbers/letters and I keep it on a word file on 3 SD cards (2 are microSD) which I keep inside a cookoo clock mounted on the wall.

:3

>mount /mu-ecchi
>cd /mu-ecchi/h/f
>8.4 gigs of futa porn.

>>7332908
I would think a fingerprint scanner would be too easy to break...

>>7332908
>>7332902
>>7332870
shure is living with parents in here

>>7332908
lol'd

Also: open "h" on desktop

1.truecrypt on startup
????

>Log in
>"Ah, okaeri!"
No one will understand our love, Nanami.

I don't look at Asian cartoons. I'm American.

>>7332815
A lot. The only anime I keep is on my external hard drive, and my main computer is a laptop. I don't store anything besides programs on it.

1. Open up "Computer"
2. I dont have anime on my computer, because i am not a faggot.
3. I win.

>>7332934

saving for an iris scanner

Well. All of my pornography is in a hidden file. The only way to find the folders AFAIK is to know the directory. The folder is named something crazy with a # in front of it to prevent it from being easily searched.

1. Boot on computer and realize I'm running Gentoo GNU/Linux.

>>7332960
America has a long and proud tradition of stealing from other cultures. We learned that from the English.

>>7332978

@ Sloth (if you care):

ah, Sloth, I recall you posted when I asked for help with odd i7 temps (the 90+ Celsius).

I removed the stock heatsink and reattached it to the board, now I idle at 38C, and I plan to switch to liquid cooling tomorrow or this weekend.

Thanks for the assistance.

>>7332994
But my girlfriend cosplays regularly so I guess people could figure it out without finding my porn.

>>7332960
fuck other cultures

I'm not white, therefore I can't be a weeaboo.

My desktop shows it fairly well, I don't care if people know I'm a weeaboo though.

wouldn't happen.

unless you count going on my external hard drive and finding 3 mainstream anime series in between the 70 or 80 other shows I have, but I think everyone's seen samurai champloo, trigun, and cowboy beebop.

>>7333023
I agree with this statement

>>7333043
Never heard of any of those 3.

Libraries folder.
Video folder.
>Spice and wolf 1280x720 flac

They would never realize, since I do not collect weeaboo shit on my hard drive and firefox does not keep a history, so they would never even know that I go to 4chan.

1- look in a folder
2- not found? look in another.
3- not found? repeat 2.
4- Success.

The above algorithm would never complete in my case. Because I'm not a faggot.

>>7333058
>Baby's first troll.

>>7333058

I'd think they're unavoidable. they dominated adult swim for like 4 years.

>>7333021
>>my girlfriend
>>tripfag
>>/g/

I don't think you have a girlfriend. Enjoy your hand.

>>7333079
I'm not kidding.

Only if they knew how to maneuver through a Linux file system. I don't think my media partition mounted in /mnt is immediately obvious to people not familiar with Linux.

>>7333016

good to hear, merry christmas and good luck with your machine.

>>7333097

> linux

busted.

wouldnt need to boot up my pc, shelves of anime dvds gentlemen or if pc needed bootloader changed to weeaboo goodness

242 GB Anime folder on my E:\ drive, 63.5 GB hentai folder on my E:\ drive, Translation Aggregator, AGTH, applocalle and Region and Language shortcut all on my desktop.

I enjoy the odd anime and fap to some hentai, I would hardly call myself a weeaboo though, I don't wish I lived in Japan or anything stupid though, I don't own any swords or naruto headbands or any of that shit either.

People have no idea how to use my computer, therefore a fair amount of time.

>>7333114
Problem?

>>7333133
>in denial about weeaboo status.

You're about 305.5 GB over the legal limit buddy.

1. Look at desktop background.

>>7333163
>>7333163

:(

1: Desktop is fucking this.

I'VE FAILED

0. Look at welcome screen

What the hell is weeaboo? Sounds pretty faggot like.

>>7333091
Oh, ok.

You're a pseudo-intellectual who has never been able to date someone because of your social anxiety and physical awkwardness, but doesn't mean there aren't attractive people who are also interested in the same things that you are.

Pic related, your diagnosis.

0. Look at the giant Miku face on my EeePC case.

>>7333220
That's a nice you got there, do you moisturize?

>>7333133
Your denial (fake or real) makes me laugh.

good show

1. they search
2. they still search
3. they STILL search
4. realise i'm not a weeaboo

They would just need to look at the game in my PS2. Fuck you, Persona 4 is awesome.

>>7333163
You think if he compressed it, he would be less of a weeaboo?

Hmmmm.

>>7333270
Yeah if he could manage to compress it to 0 bytes he'd be alright.

>>7333288
I wasn't specifically asking how much he'd need to compress it before he wasn't a weeaboo anymore (I realized that would be impossible), but is the amount of animu related shit you have on your computer in bytes really an accurate scale of weeabooness?

>>7333340
Yes it is. If you have more than 0, you are a weeaboo.

C:\NVIDIA\{992CFFA0-F557-101A-88EC-00DD010CCC48}\#{0870572-F5345F-126A-78854314GGSD}\
of course, this is on my winders 7 partition.

2 SUBDIRECTORIES THEREOF: PICS AND VIDS.
ALL REAL ALL HUMAN PORN.

I do like ghost in the shell, neon genesis eveangelion, and ergo proxy, but thats just a little anime, not much.

don't consider myself a weeaboo

1. Search computer
2. Search removable media
3. Search room
4. Find nothing
5. Go to post on 4chan to tell /g/ that I'm not a weeaboo
6. Post
7. See trip
8. Fail

Or if 4chan img folders count:
1. Go to desktop
2. Go to img folder
3. Fail

1. look at my desktop


or if its off


1. turn on
2. look at my account picture at login screen

>>7332815
F:\4chan\New Folder
I think I'm going to delete my /h/ folder soon.

>>7333386
I've got some bad news...

take as many steps as you want, you'll hardly find a trace of anime anywhere on my computer

>>7333440
lol

this

my H:\ drive is exactly what it says it is.

"H"

1. See desktop.
/procedure

go to desktop
go to slot folder (it's my 4chan folder)

1. Brute force my truecrypt password
2. Die of old age
Or
1. Brute force my truecrypt password
2. Get to login screen and look at my user picture

i have all my stuff in storage with 7zip 256 aes encryption with 25 character random password. the password stored on external thumb drive that is hidden.
it is on notepad with 3 pages of random mixed passwords and only i know witch one is the real password.