Police said the pair didn't have dandruff.
They found head and shoulders on the track.

>>7102590
Karma, fuck yeah.

all you had to do was follow the damn train

>>7102590
They shoulda been trained better!

>Britains

Those crooks will were sent of town on a rail.

Did they deserve to die for stealing 40,000 futbol-govnah dollars worth of stuff?

>>7102627
Crime was stopped dead in its tracks!
XD

Wait, I think I might be de-railing the thread.

so I take it that "chavs" are the ones that still have their balls intact?

I guess they went down the wrong track
(Holy fuck I'm pathetic)

I like how the first few comments on that article are wondering if the train driver is fine.

Of course he is, he's in a fucking TRAIN.

off they go

So I guess cops tracked them down?

Train: 1
Tools: 0

>this thread

Found this guy making a comment, and his dear friend.

The only good chav is a dead chav.

Having been a train commuter for years and having a dad that is one of those sad trainspotter types: 4 tracks means the slow trains that stop at every station go on the outside two rails, fast trains and trains out of service that don't stop go on the inside two so they can pass the slower trains. The type of train in the picture can and will go much faster than 70 on lines where the line speed limit allows it so there is a good chance the chavs were smashed at 90-100mph. Excellent! Now all we need is video.

Choo Choo!

DOOMTRAIN DID TREVOR & DAVID

>>7102706

>it's
wat

>>7102824
It was nighttime. I don't think nightvision is allowed in britain.

>>7102868
>I don't think nightvision is allowed in britain.
What? Of course it is. Why would you think that?

>>7102868
Nothing is allowed in that police state. You need a government issued permit, just to fart.

I love how half the comments are "filthy thieves got what they deserved" and the other half are "OMG have rspct 4 the dead i wud knock u out"

>>7102880
Gen 1 nightvision (light amp) only, Gen 2 or higher are restricted.

>>7102868


I don't think your allowed to rob shops and raz around on quads on trail tracks either but that didn't stop them.

>>7102914
Wait, seriously? That's retarded.

>>7102824
It also doesn't say whether the train hit them head-on or caught up to them, in the former case the velocity could've been much higher.

>>7102920

Restricted officially but noone gets busted for having them ;) Half the paintballing community are using Gen 2s...

>>7102930
that OP pic looks headon. pretty sure that from behind would result in them being plowed off the track like cows to a cow catcher

>>7102989

Track is straight, trains have big bright headlights on the front. You can see them coming for miles. Even if the train is around a corner the lights still reflect off the track.

THANK YOU NATURAL MOTHERFUCKING SELECTION

Shame they have probably reproduced already, though

>>7102883
its a country not a state you fucking idiot

>>7102883
>Implying Britain is in America

HA. fucking yank.

>>7103679
>>7103691

>Help, I dropped out of high school and don't know the definition of "Police state".

>>7103715
>>high school

This is truly excellent.
You made my morning /g/.

>>7103691
0/10
shitty troll is shitty

This is now a train thread. A Train is the good tier of subway trains in NY. C is god tier, PROVE ME WRONG.

FUCK YEAH C TRAIN

>>7103679
>>7103691
You want to dance? Let's dance.
It looks like besides being unable to see a dentist you lolligaggers can't even buy spoons, butter-knives, or forks!

Seriously, beat this. Show me ONE thing about america that is more ridiculous than this.

Old A Train is old.

>>7103763
But the dentist is free.
Also the truly ridiculous knife legislation is the one banning lock blades without reasonable excuse (pretty much every multi-tool = banned)

Britain is crazy, but you suck at examples.

Only niggers and spics ride the B and D trains.

>>7103763

>pound
>america

116th to 67th street is Jewland.

>>7102632
>>7102636
>>7102642
>>7102653

>>7103779
>But the dentist is free.

English dentists, even if you do manage to find an NHS dentist, are *not* free.

They charge much less than private dentists, and there's a maximum charge for any one course of treatment, but they do charge.

That charge is waived for some people; pregnant women, people on certain (but not all) benefits, etc etc.

>>7103775

R Train was here, C is a faggot.

>>7102989

UK trains don't have cow catchers. Intercity have pointy noses, crosscountry have flat cabs.

>Daily Mail

Sage

>>7103810
Fair enough, I'm not a native britfag (just live here) and it's free for me.
My gerber being illegal pissed me off though.

>>7103810
English =! British

>>7102646
>.Of course he is, he's in a fucking TRAIN.

Plowing your train into a couple of quadbikes might be mentally traumatic for a few people. And even the hard-hearted might have slipped off their chairs or something,

>>7103830

I know, I understand that in Scotland (and maybe Wales?) it's different, so I was careful not to taint their healthcare with English failings.

>>7103750
>>7103759
>>7103769
>>7103775
>>7103781

Japan here. The only thing your shitty rust buckets are good at is being artificial reefs.

>Daily Mail

If you read anything from this piece of shit, you all deserve to be hit by a 70mph train.

>>7103854

signed

also, Blaine is a pain...

DOOOOOOOM TRAIN

CHUCK CHUCK CHUCK

:(

>>7103941
+1 intarnets

>>7103956
he just ripped off dojo

>>7103941

>>7103963

Yeah I just reposted it.

Since they took it down please post screenshots of the lulz

>>7103796

You and trains <_<

>>7103811
R Train is for double niggers and spics in Brooklyn and Queens.

>but then a Facebook page had to pop up, where people started to insist that they were not doing anything wrong

FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

I hate it when this happens

>>7102653

Fucking lol'd

LULZ

>>7104024
idd. round where i live, norfolk, uk, a portuguese guy gets sent to prison for rape. facebook page made by the portuguese friends of this cunt claiming innocence and everyone is shitting their pants literally queueing up to post comments about what a lovely guy he is etc etc.

>>7105091
Shot him.
/thead

>>7103781
Kings highway-fag here. Fuck the B-train.

post screenshots for great justice!