>Email: Neko

She was alive, you idiots. You don't get redeye from flash on a corpse.

"Duh"

lrn2noko

that's not sad. what's sad is that you will never get laid.

>>6260373
Still laughing.

>>6260376
WUT

OP will never have sex with a women.

>You will never visit a planet outside this solar system.
neither will you; whats your point?

>>6260361
>You will never visit a planet outside this solar system.
This is sad...how?

>>6260402
ITT sad but true, fuckbag
That's the name, and that's what this is, cus that's what this is

You will never meet a live dinosaur.

>>6260395 a women

>>6260413
Oh hi there OP. You faggot.

>>6260427
>I got told and now my butt hurts

>>6260441
>told
lolwut?

Hey I’m your life
I’m the one who takes you there
Hey I’m your life
I’m the one who cares

You will never see the tower of babel.

Ever. That probably goes for your kids, too.

in after "a women"

>>6260441
unlucky, yet so lucky

>>6260461
>lolwut?
>colloquialism in use for a decade

>>6260477
oh hi there, 6260427. You faggot.

>>6260485
No, I don't get how I'm told.
1. Not even the original person you responded to
2. No one will, not even you
3. I don't see how it's sad at all.

If that means I'm Told...well then wow, you have an odd definition of "told."

>>6260490
wow bro. first day?

>>6260361
You can't predict the future reliably after 30 years.
We could well figure out time travel tomorrow for all you know.

>>6260530
unbelievably unlikely.

>>6260507
It's been a while.

>>6260567
It still has a possibility of happening.
There are no laws anywhere that disallow time travel, outside of GR which we know is incomplete anyway. (infinite energy thing flipping time around)

Hell, just today, we created a "blackhole" for EM radiation on microwaves using metamaterials.
This was just after it was talked about a few months ago.

This light capture device is many times more efficient than solar panels we currently have.
If it can be tuned to target more wavelengths, even better.

But what i am getting at is that our technology in 30 years will almost certainly be like "magic" compared to the stuff we have now.
Just like how 30 years ago, stuff was pretty shit, huge and used a lot of power
And people from there and even further back still can't get their minds around how amazing technology is these days, despite sometimes being shitty and breaking, but that is only thanks to us letting the consumer-craze take over, resulting in shitty products to keep profits up.

>>6260712
Even taking the average speed of a human-made spacecraft to be 50,000 mph (it's lower), we're talking about 0.0745% of the speed of light. Which means it would take around 140 years to travel the 10.5 lightyears to Epsilon Eridani, the closest star with orbiting planets (unless I moved a decimal somewhere, I'm using Calc and Notepad here)

So we're either talking about an incredible advance in propulsion technology (or wormholes), or the development of metabolic stasis.

>>6261284
1,400 years, I mean.

>>6261301
or... 14,000? Fucking goddamnit, I haven't done actual math in like 4 years

>>6261311
...inb4 a math major laughs at
>actual math

>You will never meet a live dinosaur.
Honest to god, I'm entirely sure if we can tell this 100%.

>But what i am getting at is that our technology in 30 years will almost certainly be like "magic" compared to the stuff we have now.

Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.

This is the third law of Arthur C. Clarke, author of 2001 Space Odyssey.

dont remind me ;_;

>>6260361
>probably

I fucking hate you. I can 100% guarantee that no human will ever leave our solar system.

>>6261384
Assuming we don't blow ourselves up, we've got a couple billion years to work something out before the sun converts into a red giant and swallows the earth.

We've effectively stopped out own evolution by coddling all manner of disabilities (that goddamn peanut allergy wouldn't have lasted a year in a feral species), cybernetics and gene manipulation could conceivably make us 'not human' before we left, I suppose, but why 'never'?

>>6261284
Yes, at the moment.

Already there are prototype craft being tested that can fly at much higher speeds.

If anything, the very first thing we should do with this if we get it done is build seeding crafts.
Then the instant we confirm any planets are capable of supporting life, launch those motherfuckers.

The seeding craft will grow male and female humans inside the ship, bring them up, teach them all they need to know about the current situation, our own Adam and Eve.
After that, they can use the ship to figure out how to build stuff, or robots could do that as well.
Eventually a society should be up and running.
It can all be tested in VR.
Also, any potential alien life could be tested for as well since landing on an alien planet in a big bubble seeding ship wouldn't exactly be ordinary, worse if you crushed one of them...

We already have the knowledge on how to build a seeding ship like this.
The artificial womb could be built if we got all our brightest minds working on it.
VR and redundant systems and plenty of storage solve pretty much every other problem there could be.
Look at Wikipedia, it can be compressed in to an extremely small size, most of it is shit too, but just using that as an example.

It could be done /g/, it could be done, we just need the driving force...

>>6261311
14000? how about ~4000000000 years

>>6260361
>probably
nigga have you seen past pluto? It's just a shitload of cold. Unless a trip to Pluto takes like 30 seconds, there's no place we could go within a lifetime that could harbor life.

Except another part of Earth.

STARGATE IS SHIT WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FAGGOTS THE MOVIE WASN'T THAT GOOD IN THE FIRST PLACE AND NOW IT HAS ALL THESE SHITTY SPINOFFS THAT ARE JUST FUCKING RETARDED PLOTLINES THAT NEVER LEAVE ANYWHERE AND PRODUCTION VALUES COPARABLE TO A GODDAMN PBA CABLE SHOW DONE IN SOMEONE'S BASEMENT

I feel I can safely say that, with the way we are going as a society, none of us will ever make it past earth orbit. I personally expect to live at least another 60 years. In all likelihood people will just be puttering around to the moon and back during this time. Maybe someone people will make it to mars, but nothing like in the sci-fi movies/books/shows/games. Call me a pessamist, but I just don't see the entire world uniting under a single banner for at least another 100-150 years.

>>6261517
The picture was chosen to represent a hypothetical situation where humans could travel to other planets TODAY.

I suppose I could have gone with something from Farscape instead.

>>6261517
The first few seasons weren't horrible. All the spin-offs were fucking bullshit though

>>6261516
Obviously we'd require a power source capable of heating a vessel of significant size. Which we'd need to develop also.

>>6261284
>>6261301
>>6261311
>140 years, 10.5 light years away
LOL

>1400 years, 10.5 light years away
ROFL

>1400 years, 10.5 light years away
ROFLMAO

1 light year = 9.4605284 × 10^15 meters
10.5 light years = 9.93355483 × 10^16 meters
50000 mph = 22352 m/s
d = vt, solve for t gives 4444145857193.9871 (4 d.p) seconds which equals to 140829.492 years

>>6261516
300 years ago, the maximum speed that had EVER been achieved (by someone who wasn't dead) was something like 40 mph. It was by sea, it was accidental, and it was unpleasant.

Billions of people surpass that DAILY now.

>>6261578
Fucking decimal place, get where you belong

>>6261530
>I suppose I could have gone with something from Farscape instead.
You should've. That was the best show that Sci-Fi ever had.

>>6261639
and it was still shit.

I liked Stargate. And SG-1, up until the last season or two. Only saw the first two seasons of Atlantis and I liked that. Haven't seen Universe or the SG-1 movies, though.

Speaking of low budget sci-fi, anyone else here like Lexx?

>>6261682

>open

>>6261696
I tried to watch it, but the only thing I ever got out of it was "What the fuck?"

Humans born now will most likely live forever, Intel is actually about to release technology to make this possible in 2015 with the 11nm chip production process, bringing nanobots into medicine, so the OP is basically saying humans will never visit a planet outside our solar system.

>>6261696
I was only interested in that because someone told me it was about robots designed to have sex or something. Why the fuck can't SciFi make non-low budget shitfests?

>>6260464

FUCK YEAH I LOVE LED ZEPPELIN

didn't read the thread but no fucking shit, OP.
here's another sad but true statement: OP will never not be a faggot.

>>6261696
I quite liked Lexx.
I never saw much of it though, but i liked the characters a lot.

And the films are pretty awesome, mainly the time travelling one because FUCK YEAH TIME TRAVEL.

>>6261742

double negative.

that means that op is a 0/0 = undefined faggot.

GEE, you are even worse that those that came out of the closet already.

>>6261691
>Farscape
>shit
>I'm a huge faggot, please rape my face for being such a troll

>>6261733
The answer to your question is contained within the SciFi original movie: MANSQUITO

Yo Way Yo
Home Va Ya Ray.
Yo Way Rah.
Jerhume Brunnen-G!

>>6261733
Dog Soldiers was an awesome movie.

That stands as their first, and only great Sci-Fi original movie.

>>6261779
gb2/tv/, you pathetic faggot.

>>6261742

>Fuckface typo faggot

>>6260361
>>6261757
>>6261801
samefag

>>6261799
>HURRRRRRRRRRRR

>>6261781
LOL, Mansquito. Shit almost put me in the hospital. I couldn't stop laughing. Cripes.

>>6261696
Stargate Universe is also pretty decent too from what i have seen of it so far.
This time the series will be more character based rather than "big bad", in fact from what i know, there is no "big bad" in it, besides the fact that they are on a big ass Ancient ship that is.. well, ancient, and barely holding itself together.

Some of the characters from the SG1 make an appearance in the first episode, and a few times (so far) through the ancient communication device that lets you transfer consciousness in to another body.
It actually take me a few days to realize they were using this, i just thought they were going a bit insane until 2 of them went through.

>>6261828
It's got potential, but it's so sloooooooooowwww

SyFy

>>6261828
I only saw about 15 minutes of it in the later half as I was channel surfing.

Some bitch's father sacrificed himself to save the rest of the crew and she understandably upset, but her acting was god awful.

I'll chalk it up to newfag actors and watch the first few eps before passing judgement, I guess.

>>6261828
and the ancient communicator- I recognized it in the pilot, but I noticed that they didn't explain it at all... figured that confused some people, and apparently I was correct.

Other than that, you really don't need to have seen the previous seriess''sss's to make sense of it.

>>6261860
True, but i like it that way, makes me think more about it over the time between them.
I don't like it when a show goes by too quickly, ends up ruining it for me.

>>6261874
Haha yeah that bit was pretty shitty, then after it she was like "hm, whatever"