I've at least done that

YES I HAVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Implying it's hard to

I have. Not much different from your hand, just feels smaller and slimmer.

>he stays inside on his computer all day

>held a girl's hand

Fuck man, I haven't even have sex, much less that.

>>6025703
That's not true. I just got home from a walk.

I have, she was giving birth

I crushed her hand to divert her attention away from the vaginal pain.

Handshakes count, right?

>implying I want to

>>6025703
>she is constantly worrying about her looks for the guy that will never notice her

>he's afraid to talk to girls

>>6025683
i've held my Girlfriend's hand (now ex, being fucked by my "friend" right now..)..

lolwut? havent kissed her yet...

>implying implying implying implying implying implying implying implying

i held my mom's hand

OP status: fucking told

Nice one OP, way to make a fucking failure of a thread. We are not that socially retarded.

But let me guess, you just got home after holding a girls hand for the first time and want to show off to /g/. You dumbass.

She wouldn't hold my hand, so I punched her with it instead.

nooooooo
;_;

Have too.

We've all held a girl's hand. It's the kissing and the raping that we haven't done.

In the land of neckbeard virgins, the hand-holding man is king.

No one besides tripfags has never held a girl's hand.

DONT
REMIND
ME

I've held several girl's tits in my hand. Shit was so cash.

>>6025778
:3

>She spends all her money on clothes and energy drinks

>>6025787
This one time, at a party, a girl let me suck her boobies.

I've done more than hold a girls hand if you know what i mean.

(i put my dick in her vagina)

>>6025804
>he spends all his money on plastic figures of little anime girls

well, to tell you the truth i never have and im 24 yrs old :( shit sucks.

>he's never even grown impatient with the constant animalistic social agitating enough to knock me unconscious and dismember my body out of curiosity

>>6025824
>she gets angry when her vagina bleeds

>>6025824
>her grandparents died in hiroshima

>>6025824
those r 2 seriously homely-looking broads

>she's 3 dimensional

>>6025851
>she gets paid .75 cent on the dollar compared to me

>this thread

>>6025865

How does it feel knowing I am allowed in the girls change room? So much shit goes on in there that only women know.

>>6025865
His country has the blood of millions of innocent people on their hands

I never knew /g/ was his socially inept

Btw, I've done more then hold hands.

>>6025915
Feels like if my crotch starts bleeding at least I know it's a medical emergency.

>>6025921
>he forgot to green text

>>6025915
How does it feel to be on your own, with no direction home, like a complete unknown?

>>6025925
>I never knew /g/ was his socially inept
Really? I've been here a week and it's already clear.

>Btw, I've done more then hold hands.
If this were true you'd be with girls instead of on /g/.

ITT: Neckbeards assert themselves as sociable by replying to OP stating they've done more then hold hands.

>>6025921
>he thinks america gives a shit about morals

>>6025946
..and what's your excuse honey?

>>6025946
ITT: Someone claiming to be a girl on /g/ acts like she isn't a fat disgusting pig. Asserts herself as superior to fat disgusting male pigs.

>>6025915
When I was little my mom would let me change in the women's changing room (no paternal figure, 2 sisters, etc... etc... now i'm in tune with women etc... etc...)

Nothing goes on there that's super interesting. Except probably the occasional shota running around embarrassed, if I'm any indication of normalcy.

>>6025957
I haven't even kissed a guy before :(
inb4 underage b&. The sad thing is I'm not.

>this thread.

>>6025967
>Except probably the occasional shota running around embarrassed
:3

>>6025971
I thought you and King Neckbeard cybered and then met in real life or something. What the hell?

>>6025971
How old, and why not?

>>6025985
>Implying king neckbeard could kiss a girl.

>>6025985
We always makes plans for that, but they never happen.

>>6026001
Make plans for meeting up in person, or for cybering?

>>6025942
Women piss me off.

>"Get me a drink!" "I don't wanna watch this!" "Why are you always on the computer!?" "Do you love me?" "Do you really love me?" "Do you think I'm hot?" "Ho come you never spend time with me?" "Ew, you have porn mags?"

FFFFFFFFFUUUUUU
NOT WORTH THE SECKS

>>6025997
19. I guess I'm fairly attractive (in contrast to some fat fucks which go to my school), but most of my guy friends see me more as a friend, and never anything more.

>>6025971
ill kiss you! :3

i havent kissed a girl yet....

>>6026019
Meeting up in person

>>6026021
If they're the nerdy type they're probably just too scared to make a move thinking you're not attracted to them

trolling /g/: so easy a newfag can do it

>>6026020
Maybe you should date girls who aren't needy cunts. They exist, you know.
I should know, I had one. And let it slip through my fingers, because I'm a fucking idiot.

/g/ - girls

>>6026041
Yes, great. Feed the ego of this ultra attention seeking whore even more.