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09/20/09(Sun)00:17 No.5887156>>5887123
This
morning I was awoken by my alarm clock powered by electricity generated
by the public power monopoly regulated by the US department of energy.
I then took a shower in the clean water provided by the municipal water utility.
After
that, I turned on the TV to one of the FCC regulated channels to see
what the national weather service of the national oceanographic and
atmospheric administration determined the weather was going to be like
using satellites designed, built, and launched by the national
aeronautics and space administration. I watched this while eating my
breakfast of US department of agriculture inspected food and taking the
drugs which have been determined as safe by the food and drug
administration.
At the appropriate time as regulated by the US
congress and kept accurate by the national institute of standards and
technology and the US naval observatory, I get into my national highway
traffic safety administration approved automobile and set out to work
on the roads built by the local, state, and federal departments of
transportation, possibly stopping to purchase additional fuel of a
quality level determined by the environmental protection agency, using
legal tender issued by the federal reserve bank. On the way out the
door I deposit any mail I have to be sent out via the US postal service
and drop the kids off at the public school. |
