shut the fuck up

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>>5336672
Please, peasant minded subject.
You should show some respect to your monarch, for I, being beautiful and magnificent, deserve it.

>>5336701
No thank you my dear, but thank you for your concern, to give me advice.
I truly do have some wonderful subjects.

>>5336669
Enjoy having no emotions.

I've been having a nice night.

Right now i put my 19" monitor on my bedstand and am about to connect my craptop to it.

You are a faggot.

>>5336730
Oh, my deary.
You truly do not understand me.
But enjoy is a nice word. Thank you for your praise.

This is not Pokémon and not Loli.
Go away.

>>5336734
Oh.
That's a good idea, my dear.
This is what I did, for quite a while.
I have some smart people in my empire, that I do.
>>5336737
My dear, ad hominems don't work, I'm afraid.
If you wish to disrespect your supreme ruler, you should come up with a decent argument so I may laugh when my underlings take your head.

>>5336763
I'm sorry, my dear, but if I were to leave this place would fall apart.
It is my duty to rule over /g/, thus, I cannot abandon it.

>>5336780
We don't need arguments, a coup d'état is fine too.

):

>>5336803
Your antics are... ok.
But do hold off on the whole "my dear" thing. It makes me RAAAAAAGE every time I see that.

>>5336818
I'm sorry, my dear, but my empire of /g/ just loves me too much.
A coup d'état would never work, for my subjects would never let it happen.

Hello! I would just like to tell you:
You are aggrandizing your self
Nobody enjoys what you do
: 3 in all likely hood, you will die alone

That's it. I've had enough. I'm petitioning moot for forced anon on /g/. Enjoy it while you can, tripfaggots.

click the report button, it wont take long, do it for /g/

>>5336833
What is wrong with your night, my dear?
>>5336834
I'm sorry, my dear, but it is the way I speak. I will try to hold back though.
>>5336844
I'm sorry, but you're wrong, my dear.
I truly am magnificent and beautiful.
I chose to be alone, to avoid jealousy.

>>5336865
Good day to you, saging anon!
I would like to point out that Moot was theone who puts trips in in the first place
He probably knew it would annoy people like you
And he did it anyway!
Your petition would most likely do nothing!
In fact, I bet you are too lazy to get one started.
Have a nice one, Okay?

>>5336865
>>5336888
I'm sorry, my dear, but moot is under my control.
My empire stretches farther than you can imagine.
I am the true monarch, and I, the most important tripfag in all of 4chan, rule over it.

>>5336902
You, my friend, are quite the smart one.
Would you like to join the elite forces of my empire?
You shall be treated better than any other out there, my dear. It really is in your best interest.

>>5336902

Wrong, tripqueer. Moot is ambivalent to trips and if anything is FOR forced anon. It really doesn't matter what you think anyone as you are a tripfag yourself. Tripfags on other boards are, for the most part, liked. Tripfags on /g/ are vilified for good reason i.e. this thread and the thousand like it just today: Pointless, brainless, tripturbation. You ALL contribute nothing and ARE the cancer killing /g/.

>>5336915
I have already schemed a scenario how to overthrow your dictatorship. I think you are overestimating your power.

>>5336934
Ah, my friend, but you are wrong.
I, the leader of /g/, keep this board together.
Without me, the most important tripfag in all of 4chan, this board would fall apart.

>>5336955

You only started coming here less than a month ago you sad, deluded, homogay. No one cares about you except you.

>>5336936
I'm sorry, my dear, but you cannot overthrow someone who is completely loved by said one's subjects.
My underlings love me too much to ever let it happen.
Scheme all you want, but it won't get you anywhere, my dear.

>>5336966

YOU AMD?

>>5336975
We don't need you. After I have assassinated you, anarchy will reign again over /g/. Watch your steps, my dear.

>>5336966
I'm sorry, my dear, that you are not high ranking enough to know my true identity.
I've been here much longer than you think, my dear, though working behind the scenes.

>>5336986

No.

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>>5336992
Oh. You plan on impersonating me, don't you, dear?
Well, I'm sorry, but nothing can match my beauty and magnificence, my dear.
>>5337001
Even the most peasant minded of people can see through that, darling.

>>5336933
>>5336915
>>5336893
>>5336842
>>5336803
>>5336780
>>5336755
>>5336712
>my dear
All in the first line of text, too.

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>>5336934

>>5336996
>>Oh look, someone pretending to be the reigning tripfriend of a certain board.

>>5337028

I am a fairly well-known tripfag myself but I post as anon 90% of the time because I am not a brainless masturbating monkey and only use my trip for good, not evil.

>>5337033
Yes, my dear.

i feel OK, wish i had money for food this week, all Ive been eating is jam toast and orange soda with beef noodles in the evening, no where near the dietary needs of a person, otherwise i'm OK (just gave dell hell for delaying a motherboard replacement that they delayed since Thursday, its now Tuesday. pic related, laptop on the right is the one with the bad mobo)

my back story is, im a legal retard, heh heh heh, adhd, aspurgers, tourrets and autism spectrum. right now AISH (Assured income for the Severly Handicapped) only pays me $1000 Canadian to basically keep breathing, that's 1000 for a moths rent, utilities, food, (don't got a car, don't like driving with other retards on the same road as me, or going outside for that matter).

but thanks for asking yin, i feel slightly less miserable now, heh heh heh

>>5337049

Yin, my Dear Leader, I must ask you this again.

Will you father my children?

>>5337059

cool fake diseases bro.

>>5337045
What, my dear?
Explain yourself, for your point is not clear.
>>5337048
Well, that is your decision, my dear.

>>5337059
Shit sux man. At least spice things up, and do something a little differently. Go with Chicken flavored noodles or something.

Of course, you don't have to. I respect your authority over your own life.

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>>5337049
Oh god dammit, fine. You win this round.

>>5337066
Yes, darling. You. I want you as my lover.
I shall father your children.
>>5337059
My dear, that is truly sad.
I'm glad I made your day a bit better, it is why I rule over this world.

>>5337072
Look at the first sentence you posted in this thread.

I've dealt with more than my fair share of people pretending that the boards here are something to be lorded over.

>>5337092
I'm sorry, my dear, but I am too magnificent to be beaten.
My radiance is that of the sun, and my beauty cannot be matched.

>>5337129
Darling, I do not rule over just /g/.
My empire stretches all the way across 4chan!
My kingdom is /g/.
I rule the world, my dear.

>>5337028
I don't want to create the impression that I impersonate you. I am for a free /g/ without a dictator like yourself. I wouldn't choose Horo either, if I want to impersonate some as ugly as Yin. You can't even smile, can you?
I think you need to re-examine your assumptions.

>>5337104

Works for me.

I fell asleep on my WRIST, so I can't play much today, oh Ruler of /g/

>>5337168
Ah. Well, you plan on creating a democracy, my dear?
I'm sorry, peasant mind, but this cannot happen.

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>>5337180
You are a loyal subject, darling.
You shall soon become the co-leader, as our marriage will be soon.
>>5337185
That is okay, my dear.
I have plenty of loyal subjects, albeit I like you more.

>>5337066
>feeding the troll

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>>5337224

>co-leader

FUCK YEAR

So, Dear Leader, when will our marriage be and how will it be done?

I want all of /g/ to envy me.

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>>5337227
I'm sorry, dear, but I am not a troll.
I truly am the ruler of /g/, and 4chan.
All praise my beauty and magnificence, as all love me.

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>>5337249
100% guaranteed troll alright.

>>5337240
My dear, /g/ already envies you.
Our marriage will be once I have full control, and all the renegades are cut down, for I do not want you in any danger.

A singularity can never rule over a plurality. The words you post here are ones that have no effect. Your name, your goals, your hopes and ambitions, they are all meaningless. And in the end, they will be dashed upon the ground, forgotten by time.

>>5337201
Democracy on /g/? Wouldn't be that bad, but I fear this won't be possible with all these fools around here. An anarchy is the only way out, without having a overweening leader like yourself.

>>5336669
Come on waifu. Let's not spoil /g/.

>>5337255
I'm sorry, dear, but just because you believe something, it doesn't make it true.
>>5337275
I'm sorry, my dear, but history proves otherwise.

>>5337276
I'm sorry, my dear, but if I left this place would fall apart.
>>5337284
It is part of my duty to make /g/ happy.

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i'm sorry my dears, but i'm the /g/oddess

>>5337311
I'm sorry, my dear, but /g/ loves me.
Large threads cannot be helped.

>>5337327
I'm sorry, my dear, but I cannot be impersonated for my beauty and magnificence overpowers all.
I am the most important tripfag in all of 4chan, and it truly shows.

>>5337287
We're not talking about history. We're talking about an internet forum. Feel free to act as those you are important here. By all means, USI is more than typical here. But, don't actually expect any tangible benefits. If you are willing to put this much effort forth to try and reign over something that is probably composed of 25% spam, and is never talked about in public, then you should probably put that effort into your real life self. You know, making yourself a better person.

horrible night :<
posting anonymously because identity lol &c.

>>5337347
I'm sorry, dear, but I am making history.

>>5337333
Oh, i'm not saying I don't like the thread, or non-technology threads in general.

also, we've only just begun. This thread will hit 150+

>>5337358
I'm sorry to hear about that, my dear.
If you'd like to talk about anything, I'll be willing to listen.

>>5337327
I am just watching this anime, I dare you to spoil anything!
>>5337333
You can't even see the reality anymore, can you? Under your reign /g/ began to rot and you still think people like you?

>>5337360

Well, history sure is seeming to repeat itself often here. Too often, in fact.

>>5337363
Oh. Thank you for clarifying, my dear.
Yes. This thread will become large, as /g/ loves how beautiful I am.

>>5337346
fine i'll just pout for now.

>>5337383
My dear, /g/ is just in a bad time.
I work quite a bit at restoring /g/, though, the insolence of you and others makes it difficult.
>>5337385
Explain, my dear. You seem to be smarter than the rest of the peasant minds. I'd like to hear your opinions.
>>5337394
Darling, don't pout.
Be happy, my dear.

>>5337224
>albeit I like you more.
SO powerful and yet so Kind.
Why Anybody would want to start a revolution against you is beyond me.

>>5337432
All those who wish to start a revolution are power hungry themselves.
My dear, I am the only decent leader /g/ will ever have.
All should praise my magnificence.

>>5337458
>All those who wish to start a revolution are power hungry themselves.
>All should praise my magnificence.
;D oh you

>>5337426
Are you still trying to deny, that you are at fault for ruining /g/? Who is your role model? Berlusconi? But I guess someone self-centered as you, wouldn't know him anyway.
>>5337458
I don't hunger for power at all. I just want to release /g/ from your shackles.

>>5337469
My dear, if you find something wrong it, I shall explain it further.
I am the only reason /g/ is still alive.
Without me, this board would have fallen so long ago.
I am magnificent for keeping it alive, and keeping a home for all of you.
If someone were to take my place, I'm assured, that if it was from a revolution, that person would be power hungry, and /g/ would wither and die.
All should praise my magnificence, for I am magnificent because I have done you all such huge favors.

Yin,

What do you do when you run out of images of yourself in your Yin folder?

Just curious.

>>5337491

Dear Leader, don't worry, you'll never be replaced.

Also see >>5337468 because goddamnit I'm live and shit

>>5337472
My dear, I am not self centered at all.
Everything I do, I do for /g/.

>>5337491
Even though I am against your rule, I have to applaud you for listening and replying to all of us.

DICKBUTT

>>5337503
Well, my dear. I never have run out of pictures, so I do not really know.
>>5337505
I shall tune in at once, darling.
>>5337522
Dear, it is my duty.
I truly do feel for /g/.
I stay here, for I only work for it's benefit.

>>5337529
>>5337535
I'm sorry, but I don't understand what either of you mean.

>>5336834
XD

weak minded

>>5337509
you seem good!

>>5337595
The only thing you need to know is that you don't hassle the 'Hoff, capishe?

>>5337595
That's the reason why you won't be the leader for much longer. You don't understand the needs of your own subordinates. What a poor leader you are. Listening alone doesn't suffice.

>>5337629
Thank you, my dear.
>>5337633
I've already explained why I cannot leave.
If you continue, my underlings will have your head.