>Go 24 hours using no 3rd party software on a Mac/Apple operating system.
what 3rd party software

Install Gentoo

>>4642499
oh u

TROLL TROLLING TROLLS
make a thread that gets 100 replies


good job op

>>4642499

the software that is not included in clean install

MAC GOD
-Install a Geforce GTX 295 and play a game not made by Blizzard or Maxis.

>>4642540
How about CS?

Lay Low - 5 days without piracy

Seven parties
-Install Windows 7 as your primary OS

Beardmen
-Install Gentoo and grow a neckbeard

Master of trolls
-Start a non-/g/ related shitstorm lasting for 200+ posts.

ITT: /v/ visits /g/

What about other operating systems?
LINUX LARCENIST
-Use only programs running through wine (besides X, alsa, dhcpd, and the like) for 24 hours.

>4642606
i refuse to install proprietary garbage on my free desktop

Traumatic Trolling
Successfully troll a /g/ user to tears

Con$umer
Pay for an OS

1 UP
Have a >1 year uptime

Windows GAYMAN
-Play Windows exclusive games on your windows computer for 10 hours straight.

>MAC MASTA
Earn the achievement named after how a black would refer to his master back when black slavery existed.

Heterosexual.
Don't use a Mac. Ever.

>>4642593
i like this one

"Tripped Up"

Become a tripfag with a custom tripcode

>>4642689
What does it feel like in that closet? You raging faggot.

>>4642689
Ha!
/thread

EPIC MAC-TROLL.
Prove your point that Ipods and ITunes are stupid by actually spending $30,000 to prove that Its a waste of your money and that nobody could actually afford it (much like all the apple products themselves).

DRILLING FOR OIL - Say "rig" on /g/

>>4642689

/thread

Child of RMS
Install and successfully use gNewSense for a year.
No non-GPL software allowed.

>>4642593

This is a good one.

Mac have everything built in like Opera

GODLIKE /g/TARD

Go 5 days without using a computer.

>>4642743

nig

AMIDOINITRITE?

Stallman's Friend
Install a 100% open-source Linux system on your computer as the only OS. Meaning no proprietary drivers like nvidia or ATi (ENEMY OF YOUR FREEDOM) or closed-source programs like Opera.

TRIPFAG COMMITMENT - Use a crafted tripcode on /g/

SAN SERIFFE - Start a typography thread on /g/

INTERJECTING FOR MORE THAN A MOMENT
Post the RMS "I'd just like to interject for a moment" copypasta 500 times in /g/.

>>4642758
Impossible achievement

Not Enough Room

Set up a RAID using 5 1TB Hard drives.

>WINDOWS WHIZ
>-Go 24 hours using no 3rd party software on a Windows operating system.

Done.

I win.

Faggot

Have sex with another man.

THE IMPOSSIBLE ACHIEVEMENT
Everyone on /g/ gets 1000 Achievement points if no Post Your Desktop or Desk threads get posted in a 24 hour period.

>>4642722
...Then you will come to realise, that there is no closet that I am in. For that is you. You and yourself alone in your closet with your cold 'metal' (plastic) Mac to keep you company through the long nights or bankruptcy caused by your overeagerness to splash out all of your savings on the latest crapple 'must-buy'.

>>4642792
Windows is third party software. Components of it are stolen from other sources.

INTELLIGENT PC OWNER ACHIEVEMENT
You use a single CRT as your only display.

what the fuck kind of reverse NIGHTMARE mode is this?

24h on Internet Explorer i would get nothing done.
Same for shitty Live messenger.

My fucking Gaymes would be penball and chess

Picture viewer and ms paint... no just no.

windows media player - wmp is unable to play this shit without 3rd party....

fuck this shit, it's unpossible for anyone who isn't doing it just for the lulz

ARR!
Use only pirated software for a month. No freeware/foss allowed.

WEB, HARD MODE
Use Internet Explorer exclusively for a month

WEB, IMPOSSIBLE MODE
Use Lynx exclusively for a month

WEB, RMS MODE
For a month, browse the web by mailing a daemon running on a remote computer and having it email you back the requested webpage after fetching it with wget. No direct access to the web allowed.

IMPOSSIBLE ACHIEVEMENT #2
(Men only, but of course there are no females on /g/ so this isn't a problem)
Have actual sex with a willing female (must be a real female, no transgender/etc).

GAMER GRAPHICS
Install a new graphics card
GET DOWN FROM THERE RAM
Install 4Gb+ RAM
AND THEN THERE WAS LIGHT
Install LED fans in your PC case

>>4642844
I got ARR! definately.

>Go 24 hours using no 3rd party software on a Windows operating system.
I think you are missing the point. We like options rather than limitations. Pretty gay shit is still limited shit.

FUCK YES PASTA
Start a "Japanese bird cooking spaghetti" thread that gets over 100 replies.

>>4642871
What internet browser/media lpayers did you download?

MAN UP
-Upgrade from XP to Windows 7 already, yeesh

>>4642852
does it count if you pay for it?
she's still willing

BSDALITY
Install *BSD and use it nonstop for a month.

>>4642844
>WEB, HARD MODE
>Use Internet Explorer exclusively for a month
Done, I use it as my main..

I dont know why people bash IE. I guess people are only jealous of how MS is much better than rest..

>IMPOSSIBLE ACHIEVEMENT #2
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED

MAC MASTA

Go 365 days without posting on /g/

>>4642873
Man, shut the fuck up.

>>4642888
Awww, loophole. Fixed:
IMPOSSIBLE ACHIEVEMENT #2
(Men only, but of course there are no females on /g/ so this isn't a problem)
Have actual sex with a willing female that is not a prostitute or in exchange for any other sort of favor, etc (must be a real female, no transgender/etc).

>>4642892
How do you overcome the problems of Active X security issues and the fact that its about 8x slower than other browsers? And it uses outdated standards, IE has really very little going for it.

THEYSEEMETROLLAN

Troll /g/ by appearing on tv / in a magazine or other popular media excluding internet.

hackers on steroids
bring down zip and img.4chan.org for more then 6 days

>>4642641
I don't think anyone has even done this

Use Windows ME with no 3rd-party for 1 whole week.

Use IE6 with no firewall/router/anti-virus/anti-malware of anykind.

After 1 week, scan for virus/malware/trojan etc. Post result on /g/.

Get 8GB RAM then install Arch and dwm and use 64MB >:|

>>4642892
Security? Nope.
Speed? Nope.
Extensibility? Nope.
Standards compliant? Nope.
LOLinternetexplorerIStheinternetrite? Yes.

>>4642763
>Stallman's Friend
>Install a 100% open-source Linux system on your computer as the only OS
>Stallman
>Linux system
Don't you mean GNU/Linux system?

Linux User
Tried going a day without driver problems and failed

STOP BAWWING AND DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT
Instead of complaining about something you think is wrong with Linux, go fucking fix it, the source is available you know.

(aka IMPOSSIBLE ACHIEVEMENT #3 because no one will do it)

>>4642914
>Active X security issues
Never heard of it .. Iam new here, so I might not know about things from 5 years ago..

>8x slower than other browsers
"baaw, my celeron 800 is not able to draw those nice pictures and crapy text..."

>And it uses outdated standards
Doesent matter as long as web developers optimize for it... and Iam not a web develper.

Heart of Gold (5G):
Go 24 hours without making a sarcastic or insulting post

Godly Tolerance (10G):
Watch Macheads in one sitting without raging.

Jolly Green (10G):
Turn off your computer and monitor when you go to sleep for one week.

- Greenfag (15G):
Turn off your computer and monitor every time you will be away from it for longer than 30 minutes for one week.

SPORK.EXE
-Get someone to actually delete system32.

SPORKED
-You have actually deleted system32 yourself.

FFFF
-Install an OS over your data partition as opposed to your intended OS partition.

ACCIDENTALLY
-You accidentally 95mb of .rar files.

OH GOD WHAT DID I JUST DO NO WHY

Delete all your bookmarks and their backups

>MAC MASTA
-Go 24 hours without having sex with another man

BROWSER OF THE WEEK

Change your browser every week, completely. Cycle between 4 or 5 browsers. You may only use 1 browser per week. No secondary browser.

FUCK LINUX

Do a sudo rm -Rf /* or su -c 'rm -Rf /*'

LOLLY
-You do not care for pictures of little cartoon girls.

>>4642930
Thought I was the only one. OTOH, I frequently use 4+ when I fire up 6 or 7 windows VMs.

RICEBOWL
-Install 4 different colored cathode lights in your case

>>4642985
...in Linux, obviously.

>>4642763
what's the time frame needed for this? my only non-free software is nvidia drivers, unrar, and flash.

SHIT FUCKING BLOWS UP

Start a case fire, without physical interaction

TYLER PERRY'S SERIES OF TUBES
Use the Blackbird browser for a week

>>4643010
You know how hard silicon and metal burns? It can smoke, but that is all.

Windows doesn't come with any software Mac's don't need 3rd party software in many cases and there are professional 1st party apps like Final Cut Studio, Logic Studio and Aperture

>>4642788
I run a RAID 5 with four 1.5 TB drives. I think I've unlocked this achievement.

some of these are witty but some just want to have a thinly-veiled OS war.

EXTERMINATOR
Solve 3 bugs on 3 different open source projects

(Impossible Acheivement)

TECH-SAVY
remove system32 to speed up your computer

Tux Time
-Write your own Linux drivers (like you have a choice)

MASOCHISM
-Use Digsby for an hour

LIVING WITH BUNNIES
Use Plan 9 exclusively for a month

Well with mac you have a nice web browser, an aweosme chat/video app ( ichat), a very good mail application, another nice address application, quick-look is just astounding, i am not sure if itunes shipped with OSX but still is a good way to organize music, an awesome intuitive backup app, not to mention expose, spaces, and a nice calendar.

On Windows, well... you are fucked up, if you are not allowed to download third party apps.

SUP /b/

Survive your first day on /b/ without alt-f4ing, closing your eyes for longer then the time needed to blink and getting suicidal tendencies

LURK MORE:
SUP /b/ without posting once

INTERJECTED
Say GNU/Linux or GNU Plus Linux instead of just Linux when referring to anything Linux related other than kernel itself.

RED UNZ GO FASTA
Have at least 3 bright LEDs on your computer.

30 TERABALMERS
Start your own Told thread and get at least 100 replies without posting in it (starting post doesn't count of course).

SYSTEM PERFORMED FALLACIOUS OPERATION
Successfully troll at least 5 different windowsfags by saying that Windows sucks because it is unstable.

WINNER AT LIFE
-Stay away from /g/ forever.

>>4642763
I win

SKINNY DIPPING
surf the net with no antivirus, firewall, or firefox extensions for a a week.

BEIGE IS ALL THE REIGE

Use beige casing for >6 months post-2005.

Linux 1337n332:

Go 24 hours without using FOSS

>>4642792
uninstall the defrag app, because its licensed from other company, uninstall all codes because, guess what they are nto from MS also, uninstall any adobe related program, reading pdf isn't integrated into the OS, and the list goes on,
Windows is nothing but third party bro.

>>4643127
with the exception of the dotnet addon

>>4643104
I win RED UNZ GO FASTR
:3

>>4643127
I've done that D:
but it was intentional, on an old PC.
I wanted to make a honeypot

OP almost has TROLL TROLLING TROLLS, gg OP

>>4642901
i'm on it

>>4642478
no i cant do taht ill have to usee..... internet explorer or safari aghhhhhhhhhhh

NOT RONERY ANYMORE

Go 100 days without masturbating

>>4642928
>>4643127

ultimate challange for /g/ ,

dont touch yourself for 24 hours....

i dare you motherfckers

>>4642763
I'm going for it.

i love this thread

WHY AM I DOING THIS (gamers only):
Install linux and try to play all of your games on WINE

>>4643281
you killed the thread bro

DO WE GET UNLOCKABLE WEAPONS LIKE FUCKING SUPER SAGE OR SOMETHING

IT COULD MAKE A SAGE ACTUALLY WORK

>>4643301

Achievement Unlocked.

I am using Ubuntu to play a MMO when I could just boot to vista and play it.

It's not WoW, either

>>4643575

YOU MISUNDERSTAND sage AND IT'S PURPOSE

YOU LIE: You managed to install OpenBSD.

>>4643248

LINUX FAGS
- Go 24 hours using nothing but CLI programs

MAC FAGS
- Go 24 hours without butt fucking or getting butt fucked by another guy

SAGE FAULT
Make a thread that gets a straight 100 replies without being saged.

PASV AGRESSIVE
Ignore all trolls for a month.

TECH-KNOWLEDGE-/g/
Make a thread about actual technology that gets 100+ replies. (Hard Mode: no lasers or hadrons)

FOR A MORE PEACEFUL AND BRIGHTER /g/!
Use a Firefox + Greasemonkey + 4chan Script combo and start Hidding the annoying Tripfags

FOR A PERFECT /g/!
Firefox + Greasemonkey +

>>4642478
The OP is just encouraging /g/ to download and watch porn all day.

/g/EISHAS
Go 48 hours without trolling
LINUX TARDS
Don't use your keyboard for a day
MAC USERS
Refrain from attempting to defend your OS choice for a week
WINDOWS USERS
Play a board game instead of a computer one.

HARDCORE GAYMAN
Get 10 FPS in Crysis

AM I GOING TO HAVE TO SIT ON AN ACHIEVEMENT SERVER ALL DAY TO GET THESE? U GUISE?