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  • File :1239149964.jpg-(11 KB, 238x251, 1239130417698s.jpg)
    Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:19 No.4029357  
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    Continuation

    http://omegle.com/
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:41 No.4029507
    I have been talking to a 15 year old norwegian girl for 4 hours. shit = cash
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:45 No.4029534
    >>4029507
    No, you've been talking to a 23-year-old American neckbeard with social anxiety.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:46 No.4029535
    I've been pretending to be a 15 year old norwegian girl for 4 hours. shit = cash
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:46 No.4029538
    This is just a faster 4chan, without pictures.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:47 No.4029543
    I'm shit and I've been pretending to be cash for 4 hours.
    >> Robotnik 04/07/09(Tue)20:48 No.4029547
    >>4029538
    no, on 4chan there is more than one other person
    also i got cock pics in a photobucket link
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:58 No.4029610
    >>4029547
    Well that's...good?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)20:59 No.4029616
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: balls
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)21:06 No.4029663
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: sup
    Stranger: nothing much. you?
    You: nothing
    Stranger: LOL. sounds fun,.
    You: wut is ur name
    Stranger: Lily. yours?
    You: Bullshit
    You: My sisters name is lily
    Stranger: lolol. wow.
    You: yeah
    Stranger: and you have no name? lol.
    You: My name is Jerry
    You: u a chick?
    Stranger: sup.
    Stranger: haha NO. i'm a boy named Lily -_-;;
    Stranger: of course i'm a girl! haha.
    You: This is teh internet lol
    Stranger: ahaha.
    You: everyone lies
    Stranger: lol are you lying right now? :O
    You: About my name
    You: yeah
    You: Not the sister part though
    Stranger: ahah yeah~ my name's fake, too.
    Stranger: :P
    You: That is the thing
    Stranger: dont' really like people knowing a lot about me online~
    You: I could tell you that I am Barack Obama
    Stranger: ahhaa. so, do you have any hobbies?
    Stranger: LOL i wouldn't believe you
    You: Yeah, of course
    Stranger: i'd probably disconnect if you kept up with it, too.
    Stranger: like...? XD
    You: But then how does he feel when every he tries to talk to disconnects on hinm
    You: you never know
    Stranger: LOL! haha. poor guy.
    Stranger: he should have a false identity online, then.
    You: Not really
    You: he is the damn president
    You: he gets whatever the fuck he wants
    Stranger: ahaha are you serious?
    You: Hell yeah
    Stranger: he has so much responsiblity on his shoulders. hhaa.

    I think I scared her
    >> Richard !StaLManL6s 04/07/09(Tue)21:08 No.4029681
    >>4029621
    That's a fine cock.
    >> I'm a !HaCkeR8ePw 04/07/09(Tue)21:11 No.4029699
    >>4029621

    I've never seen a cock that colorful!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)21:13 No.4029716
    >>4029535
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: I've been pretending to be a 15 year old norwegian girl for 4 hours. shit = cash
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: okay weirdo
    You: lol
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)21:14 No.4029727
    You think that if we paste enough shit into a chat window it will crash the other person's browser?
    I was thinking like the entire linux kernel
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)21:19 No.4029761
    >>4029727
    there is a 256 character limit
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)21:23 No.4029797
    apparently mention of cthulhu scares off 90% of the people on here
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)21:27 No.4029826
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi
    You: hi
    You: i am immortal
    You: any questions?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)21:52 No.4029990
    I found a channer
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:23 No.4030197
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: hi mister
    Stranger: mister?
    You: my parents tell me not to talk to strangers
    Stranger: then why you come on this site..
    You: but then i found this site and it says to me to talk to strangers
    You: cthulhu
    Stranger: just like the rule for internet, dont talk to strangers ... but this whole site is about talking to strangers.
    You: lol wut
    You: I've been pretending to be a 15 year old norwegian girl for 4 hours. shit = cash
    Stranger: yeah?
    cashhh..?
    You: yeah care to make sum?
    Stranger: how would that be?
    You: 1. find a girl
    You: 2. stick it in her pooper
    You: 3.????
    You: 4.Profit
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> niggerdick !/GAyPORnfE 04/07/09(Tue)22:31 No.4030267
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: hola
    Stranger: como estas?
    You: muy bien, y tu?
    Stranger: asi asi
    You: la carne en mi pantolones es muy grande
    Stranger: mmmmm si si
    me gusta
    You: arrrrrrrrrriiiiiibbbbbbbbbbaaaaaaa
    Stranger: tu pene es muy largo y el pelo en el pene es rizado
    You: tu madre es muy feo
    Stranger: mi madre es muy sensual en tu cama
    You: Fucking mexican
    You: god damn
    You: I can't even understand you
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:37 No.4030315
    >>4030267
    oh god I lol'd
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:38 No.4030327
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Hi
    Stranger: hi
    You: HE WHO HIDES IN THE WALLS
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: ZALGO
    You: HE'S COMING
    You: ZA
    You: LGO
    You: ZALGO.
    Stranger: vai te fude
    You: wat
    Stranger: i'm brazilian man
    You: ohh
    You: br?
    Stranger: yes
    You: gibe moni pls
    You: ...
    You: I repot yu
    Stranger: ok
    Stranger: i'm waiting...
    You: uhh
    You: umm
    You: huehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuehue
    You: I don't know, I'm just going to go back to masturbating
    Stranger: AHSDUHASUDHUASDHUH
    Stranger: punhetero = martubator
    You: really?
    You: Fucking awesome that's my new name
    You: Have a good day mysterious Brazilian Dude
    You have disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:40 No.4030346
    I was just trying to prevent being trolled, and look what happens

    Stranger: heyllo
    You: hi
    Stranger: do u like fried chicken?
    You: Is that a trick question?
    Stranger: yes it is
    You: thought so
    Stranger: its not u retard
    Stranger: fckin idiot
    Stranger: is it a trick question
    Stranger: its fuckin fried chicken
    Stranger: do u eat it
    Stranger: omg this is a trick question
    Stranger: let me ask him
    Stranger: is this a trick question
    Stranger: hmmm
    Stranger: fried chicken?
    Stranger: like it?
    Stranger: idk
    Stranger: if i say yes
    Stranger: will my computer explode
    Stranger: or will my penis fall off
    Stranger: if i say no ill turn into a pikachu
    You: it could happen
    Stranger: it already did
    You: I heard hackers can turn your computer into a bomb
    Stranger: i heard you're probably 14 and its way passed your bedtime
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:41 No.4030350
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    38 KB
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:43 No.4030366
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: sup
    You: hi
    Stranger: hi! it's john
    You: hi john
    Stranger: what are you john
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:44 No.4030372
    >>4029507

    it's a brazilian man.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:44 No.4030378
    >>4030350
    OH SHI-
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:47 No.4030395
    Stranger: hi
    You: hey bro
    Stranger: hiiiii brow
    Stranger: asl ?
    You: 46, m, library
    You: u?
    Stranger: hummmmm .. i'm sorry
    Stranger: bye
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)22:52 No.4030427
    OH SHIT I JUST HAD THE CONVO OF A LIFETIME AND THE CONNECTION IMPLODES, WHAT DO i DO TO GET HER BACK?????????
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:53 No.4030431
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hello
    You: 19/m/texas/9"
    You: hi
    Stranger: 16/m/maryland/what iss the last number for again?
    You: if you have to ask
    You: don't worry about it, you said m
    Stranger: augh
    You: terrible aint it
    Stranger: yes sir
    Stranger: but then again this is the internet
    You: and as long as you know that you may yet retain your sanity
    Stranger: hooray
    You: your childhood is still gonna get raped though
    You: nothing can protect your childhood
    Stranger: by the internet, or by he razor clowns?
    You: except the soviets, but they're gone now
    You: both
    Stranger: noooo
    You: i dont know much about the razor clowns never had that problem
    You: 4chan.org my son all you need
    Stranger: now why would I do that when I can have my head not explode?
    You: cause my way has candy
    Stranger: the fact that your name is stranger makes this much funnier
    You: j/k theres no candy, but its more fun my way
    Stranger: none of my candy offers from strangers have panned out as expected...
    Stranger: :(
    You: wow, i forgot about that. i'll have to use that to my advantage later
    You: lol
    Stranger: yep
    You: sounds like your childhood already has problems of its own
    You: sounds like a personal problem
    Stranger: sounds like i can't think of a witty retort
    Stranger: crap
    You: well ur boned
    Stranger: I have many bones
    You: you'll be fine, you just need a better teacher
    Stranger: wikipedia says so!
    You: well, i'm off to get some candy
    You: urbandictionary too
    You: and 4chan
    Stranger: enjoy
    You: will do
    You: gonna get me some sweedish fish
    >> niggerdick !/GAyPORnfE 04/07/09(Tue)22:54 No.4030436
    laughingstallman.jpg

    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: heyy
    You: omg hi =^-^=
    Stranger: u a guy or girl
    You: a girl
    You: you?
    Stranger: wats ur nme?
    Stranger: name*
    You: eden
    Stranger: how old are u?
    You: 14
    Stranger: nice do u have a myspace?
    You: sure hold on one send :3
    Stranger: ok
    You: http://www.myspace.com/300108767
    Stranger: ur mad hott
    You: thank you sooo much
    Stranger: yupp i just added u
    You: ok
    You: oh shit
    Stranger: well im jon and im from ny
    You: ok
    Stranger: ?
    You: nice yo meet you john
    You: I have to go
    You: sorry
    Stranger: yup
    Stranger: ok
    You: I'll add you as soon as possible
    You: bye
    Stranger: ok bye
    You have disconnected.


    I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW THIS BITCH IS. I JUST FOUND HER MYSPACE.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:54 No.4030439
    Stranger: hi stranger
    You: ╩╦╩
    You: ├┬┴
    Stranger: what the hell speak englsih
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:54 No.4030440
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: i have candy
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Keep in mind that i just come up as stranger to them.
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)22:57 No.4030453
    Fuck I was 5secs from getting her AIM
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:57 No.4030456
    You: hey bro
    Stranger: hey broseph.
    You: how u find this place
    Stranger: AMALL
    You: NERD!
    You: lololl
    Stranger: How am I a nerd?
    Stranger: You fucking stupid sack of shit.
    You: OMG U R JUST NERD U FIND THROUGH AMALL
    You: ONLY NERD DO THAT
    You: LOLOLOLOL
    Stranger: Type in english, dumbfuck.
    Stranger: Do you know what AMALL is?
    You: WHAT U NO LIKE THIS!
    You: COMMIE FUCK!
    You: GO BACK TO CANADA
    You: WHERE UR MILK IS BAGS
    Stranger: You fucking suck at messing with people.
    You: U SUCK A SUCKING
    You: UR MOM
    You: AT A PARTY
    You: WHILE ON ACID
    Stranger: Wow...
    Stranger: You do fucking suck dick.
    You: YAH
    You: UR MOMS
    You: 9IN OF STEAMY GOODNEDD
    Stranger: Well news to you, fucko, I AM THE RUSSIAN BEAR!
    Stranger: I AM THE IRON HORSE.
    Stranger: AND I WILL STRICK YOU DOWN LIKE A COBRA.
    Stranger: STRIKE*
    You: A BADGER APPEARS!
    Stranger: MY FUCKIN BAD.
    You: bADGER USES BITE!
    Stranger: NO
    You: ITS SUPER EFFECTVE
    Stranger: FuCk You.
    You: STRANGER IS OUTTA USEABLE POKEMON
    You: STRANGER BLACKS OUT
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)22:59 No.4030467
    did i got b&
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:00 No.4030480
    i did it!!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:00 No.4030481
    Accidentally a coca cola bottle is always fun
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:00 No.4030483
    I knew I'd end up talkin' to some young whipper snapper and get nostalgia bombed.

    Stranger: and how old are you?
    You: 44, but 45 is so looming.
    You: Damn, I feel old
    You: I remember when I was 19..
    You: I had just moved out of my parents' place. I was living in my car
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:02 No.4030497
    Shit doesn't work, I can't connect to server.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:04 No.4030512
    >>4030497
    Same.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:04 No.4030517
    You: i m brasil wat do cool it means?
    Connection imploded.

    srsly
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:12 No.4030576
    Stranger: hi
    You: IM NOT GONNA
    You: A LOVE SONG
    Stranger: write you?
    You: no
    You: sing it with me
    You: IM NOT GONNA
    You: A LOVE SONG
    Stranger: no
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.


    SO RONERY T_T
    >> ‮suomynonA‬ 04/07/09(Tue)23:12 No.4030577
    nobody seems to know what ext3 is.


    i'm trying to get tech support.
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)23:14 No.4030593
    this fucking blows man
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:19 No.4030633
    The server is down.
    I guess we could say that we DDoS'd it.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:19 No.4030640
    COLORS
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O4U_Bj1SOdI&NR=1
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)23:23 No.4030668
    I can't find her and I just spent 3hrs talking to her. goddamn this shit sucks and now i'm angry at all the fuckers with their trolling
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:24 No.4030675
    >>4030668
    Seeing as she was probably a he...
    Also, can anyone else connect?
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:26 No.4030692
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hi!
    You: HI
    Stranger: Wanna be friends?
    You: sure
    Stranger: Wanna cyber?
    You: coarse
    You: wahts the name of you
    Stranger: my names kelsey
    Stranger: urs?
    You: stranger aka jeremy
    You: m/21/louisiana
    Stranger: f/17/kentucky
    You: Awsome but illegal.
    Stranger: whats stopping u?
    Stranger: close enough
    You: well i dont know age of consent
    You: what i dont know wont hurt
    Stranger: exactly
    Stranger: all u need to know is im blond and im skinny and i want to imagine u inside me
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:29 No.4030723
    >>4030692
    You: pg 13 cyber? I'm brunette thin 6,1
    You: already there
    Stranger: handsome :-)
    Stranger: how big is ur dick?
    You: 6.5
    You: honestly
    You: pretty handsome
    Stranger: 6.5
    Stranger: thats aweosme!
    Stranger: i couldnt fit that all in my mouth
    Stranger: id choke
    Stranger: :)
    You: then only put some
    Stranger: i would lick your dick and your balls
    Stranger: and id try and get all of your dick in my mouth
    Stranger: get it nice and wet
    You: whoah what a commitment
    Stranger: its not commitment
    Stranger: its fucking
    Stranger: and its gotta be done right
    Stranger: right?
    Stranger: :-)
    You: hell yeah
    Stranger: what can you do to me while i suck your dick?
    You: well id eat you out
    You: if thats ok
    Stranger: yes!
    Stranger: god yes!
    Stranger: are you good with your tongue?
    You: only did it once so not an expert but good enouf
    Stranger: fine with me
    Stranger: you can stick your fingers up there too if you wnat
    You: most of the time i have regular sex
    You: my fingers can go
    Stranger: alright
    Stranger: how would u fuck me?
    You: i likes girl on top but if you like i can dominate
    Stranger: you want me to sit on top of you
    Stranger: ride your dick up and down?
    You: yeah
    You: have you done it thatway before
    Stranger: yeah!
    Stranger: cowgirl
    Stranger: :-)
    Stranger: would u make it a rough ride for me?
    Stranger: or lie there and take it?
    You: well, ride like crazy
    You: just be carefull im sensitive
    You: lol
    You: id put forth at least some effort
    You: but i like wild types
    You have disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:31 No.4030750
    ITT: people post their log hoping someone will read it.


    we dont.
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)23:31 No.4030753
    >>4030675
    for 3hrs, that dude must have been pretty bored. Fuck your logic and no I can't connect.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:34 No.4030786
    >>4030753
    I don't think you understand the extent that I will go to troll, it's not boredom, it's dedication.
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)23:40 No.4030832
    >>4030786
    I'd like to get trolled by you
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:43 No.4030855
    >>4030786
    >>4030832
    samefag
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:43 No.4030856
    i think that channers made up 2/3 of the population of this shit earlier considering that its down to 1000 people now
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)23:44 No.4030868
    >>4030786
    fuck i'm slow
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:44 No.4030870
    >>4030856
    it's been constant 3000ish for days now. /g/ provided no noticeable spike. it's only low now because it's been down for a few hours.
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/07/09(Tue)23:45 No.4030873
    chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: hi
    You: allie?
    Stranger: say what
    You: are you from brazil
    Stranger: nope
    You: it's a name with a question mark behind
    Stranger: ok
    You: english motherfucker do you speak it
    You have disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/07/09(Tue)23:48 No.4030894
    Stranger: hey you
    Stranger: hello you over there
    You: Install gentoo
    Stranger: do you see me
    You: Install gentoo
    Stranger: hello
    You: Install gentoo
    >> Robotnik 04/08/09(Wed)00:23 No.4031133
    You: hello i have a large penis
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: and?
    You: and its uncircumsized
    You: would you like to hold it
    Stranger: and?
    Stranger: no thanks
    You: grasp it tenderly?
    You: perhaps give it a whiff
    You: i havent showered for 4 days
    >> Tab !GLO27/Macs 04/08/09(Wed)00:30 No.4031191
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hey
    You: Are you using Gentoo GNU/Linux yet?
    Stranger: yup
    You: ...
    You: oh
    You: uh
    You: this is awkward
    You: I now have nothing to troll you with
    Stranger: whys that?
    Stranger: hahahhahahaha
    Stranger: hahahahaha
    Stranger: epic
    Stranger: :D
    Stranger: wanna get naked for me then?
    You: Are you using BSD yet?
    You: I can get naked
    You: I am only 14 though
    You: is that ok?
    Stranger: thats fine
    You: This conversation has been logged and your IP has been sent to authorities. You will be contacted within the next 24 hours. Have a nice day.
    You have disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)00:41 No.4031265
    >>4029357

    Hey, alaska man. Hi :)
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)00:47 No.4031302
    4chan users talking to 4chan users over a shitty website as anons? why does that sound so fam-.....
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)00:52 No.4031334
    Stranger: hello
    You: I know it's you.
    You: WHAT ARE YOU DOING UP SO LATE
    Stranger: what?
    You: YOU SHOULD BE GETTING TO BED
    Stranger: fuck you
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Mike Lane !!SintzNNb2vS 04/08/09(Wed)00:55 No.4031355
    >>4031302
    it's not that funny when you get another anon
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:08 No.4031425
    Stranger: hi
    You: WHAT UP
    Stranger: gay
    You: YOU READY FOR THIS SHIT
    Stranger: American gays are and how you are idiots
    You: BITCH
    You: I'VE GOT
    You: BALLS OF STEEL
    Stranger: fuck it
    You: COME GET SOME
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    awesome
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:11 No.4031455
    You: THE GAME
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    everytime
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:14 No.4031476
    You: SEBASTIAAAAAAAN
    Stranger: do u like horses?
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:19 No.4031512
    NO JOHN YOU ARE THE DEMONS
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:25 No.4031554
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: hi
    You: ECHO-9
    You: COME IN ECHO-9 over.
    You: ECHO-9 DO YOU READ ME over.
    Stranger: yes i do roger over
    You: IT'S A SHITSTORM IN HERE
    You: WE WERE AMBUSHED
    You: I'VE LOST JOHNSON AS WELL
    Stranger: say over
    You: OVER
    Stranger: over
    Stranger: ok do you need help over
    You: I HAVE A FINAL MESSAGE FOR YOU
    You: TELL MY WIFE I LOVE HER
    You: AND
    Stranger: ok over
    You: SAVE THE CHEERLEADER, SAVE THE WORLD
    You: OVER AND OUT
    You have disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:30 No.4031603
    You: dood, your a dood right?
    You: not a doodette
    You: i have a problem, theres this itch...
    Stranger: i'm dood
    You: its right on my, you know
    Stranger: what problem?
    You: and its unbearable
    Stranger: my god
    You: theres puus and all that
    You: im scared
    Stranger: OH MY GOD!!
    >> wat !YgQRHAJqRA 04/08/09(Wed)01:32 No.4031617
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    >> wat !YgQRHAJqRA 04/08/09(Wed)01:34 No.4031632
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    >>4031617
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:36 No.4031637
    Stranger: GIRUGAMESH
    Stranger: ha ha im funny
    Stranger: sarcasm
    You: yeah
    You: girugamesh is an awful meme
    Stranger: you are automatcly a virgin
    Stranger: make a triforce
    You: no thanks
    Stranger: ha newgag cant triforce
    You: >newgag
    Stranger: go back to /B/
    You: >/b/
    Stranger: what the fuck ever
    You: why would you go to /b/.
    You: really, why.
    Stranger: you rasict inconsiderate virgin
    You: damn you're good at figuring people out over the internet
    You: that's spot on!
    Stranger: I didn;t figure it out, Im god
    Stranger: i can smite you
    You: tell jesus i said hi
    Stranger: but i choose not to
    You: btw im athei░░▓▒▓░▒░▒▓░▒░░▓▒▓҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐
    ̑̒̓
    ̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉҉̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑ ̒̓̔̕̚ ̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̕̚̕̚ ̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̚ ̡̢̡̢̛̛̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔ ̕̚̕̚ ̔̕̚̕̚҉ ҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉░▒░░▓░▒░░▓▒▓░҉̵̞̟̠̖̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̊̋̌̍

    ̎̏̐̑̒̓̔̿̿̿̕̚̕̚͡ ͡҉҉ ̵̡̢̛̗̘̙̜̝̞̟̠͇̊̋̌̍̎̏̿̿̿̚ ҉ ҉ ҉▒░░▓▒▓░▒░░▓▒▓░▒░░▓▒▓░▒░░▓▒░▒░░▓▒▓
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:39 No.4031646
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: adawdadaw?
    Stranger: dadwwdadaada.
    You: apodpak!
    Stranger: pdoakop!
    You: xzxczjkcnj....
    Stranger: xckjcjnzx.
    You: okadpaop!?!?!? :O
    Stranger: doapokp, ao!
    You: plkpocaa, awdkawpdkpx, xzczzxcad, adkawpdokappaodk. apdkawpdkopokpkdapkapko! Aopwdkapokzcopzkpckasp? :|
    Stranger: ooiudkjlpoopasdflsksoa dfdfkjslkjdiu kjs asdkjkjdkfs opiuerk nk
    You: axzcz..........
    Stranger: kjlkjxxxxxzzz
    You: xxxzzzakkssjsjsjsjasssexzzxczxcwk
    Stranger: lkjzlknmx nsoi dsfjk wwww wk cjzzaaaaa
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:46 No.4031687
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: sup
    Stranger: Help!
    You: asl?
    You: 14/f/cal
    Stranger: 15/m/IL
    You: i have testicles
    Stranger: Shemale?
    You: no just compulsive lier
    Stranger: Ah
    Stranger: I dont see why a girl would lie about having testicles
    Stranger: since
    Stranger: ovaries > testicles
    Stranger: but okay
    You: u cant fuk an ovary retard
    You: wat
    Stranger: you cant fuck a testicle either ;/
    You: well... you could
    Stranger: well
    Stranger: yeah
    Stranger: but like
    Stranger: you would have to spread your legs uber far apart and like make the guy put has ballsack in your vagina
    Stranger: but
    Stranger: ouch
    You: lol wat
    >> wat !YgQRHAJqRA 04/08/09(Wed)01:49 No.4031700
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:51 No.4031704
    You: asl
    Stranger: 18
    Stranger: female
    Stranger: in dark room
    You: omg brb i just came in maa pants
    Stranger: gross
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)01:53 No.4031716
    You: Good Evening.
    Stranger: hello
    You: My name is Abraham Lincoln.
    Stranger: My name is Abakar Malali
    You: where are you from, abakar?
    Stranger: LA
    Stranger: where are you from?
    You: Well, i used to live in a small log cabin out in Illinois, but through the perils and dangerous of life journey I've wound up here at 1600 Pennsylvania avenue.
    Stranger: beautiful
    Stranger: how old are you?
    You: well this year i turned 200.
    Stranger: wow that is mighty old
    Stranger: viagra must come in handy
    You: Have you ever had the pleasure of being with a 200 year old man, abakar?
    Stranger: no i have not
    Stranger: sounds interesting though
    You: Would you like too?
    Stranger: actually yes, i would
    You: *Takes off his top hat and removes his suit coat* Well why don't you come sit on dear old uncle abe's lap here?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    I don't know where this was going, but i was amused.
    >> wat !YgQRHAJqRA 04/08/09(Wed)01:54 No.4031721
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)02:17 No.4031832
    Connecting to server...
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: yo
    Stranger: i got a big dick
    You: i'm black
    You: beat that bitch
    Stranger: me too
    You: then we should cross swords
    You: and raep white wimenz
    Stranger: fuck off
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)02:20 No.4031845
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    i was on omegle for fun and this nigger told me about your raid and didnt have the balls to prank me. little did he know i also visit 4chan. for some reason he sent me his picture.
    >> Tep !yQ8yQPoCG. 04/08/09(Wed)02:22 No.4031852
    >>4031845

    omg it's me :3
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)02:22 No.4031854
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    >>4031845
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)02:23 No.4031856
    Connecting to server...
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Garota safada?
    You: GAROTA SAFAFA?
    Stranger: é
    You: f
    Stranger: woman ?
    You: si
    Stranger: country ?
    You: africa
    Stranger: msn ?
    You: aidsgirl1012
    Stranger: thanks
    >> wat !YgQRHAJqRA 04/08/09(Wed)02:29 No.4031880
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    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)02:29 No.4031883
    >>4031856
    >aidsgirl1012
    I fucking spat my drink out at that
    >> Anonymous 04/08/09(Wed)02:36 No.4031916
    You: what is love?
    Stranger: baby dont hurt me.
    You: don't hurt me....
    Stranger: dont hurt me
    You: no more...



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