so true
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I really respect your business acumen,We must get together for lunch sometime
prepare for butthurt...
Europeans haven't invented hair yet? :\
4chan is American.
I respect your opinion, but I disagree with it.Let me explain why:You see, fuk ur mum pip pip cheerio
>>3353116"European" /g/ = Europeans + Americans Who Aren't Underage B&"American" /g/ = skiddies and macfags
The one on the right greatly reminds me of a creature from Spore.The one on the left reminds me of someone playing Spore, thinking about new and inventive ways to make penis monsters.I no longer see the comparison between the two, because now I've gotten it into my head that the person on the left is playing Spore, and the thing on the right is what he is currently seeing on his monitor.
in before more posts then there are europeans on 4chan.
>>3353134It's supposed to be the Jean-Luc Picard look.
>>3353181Too bad jean-luc wouldn't start stupid troll threads. It's krillin.
>>3353170
>>3353167Yes. <whisper> This eurofag actually likes and respects some of the americunts in /g/ </whisper>
>>3353235
>>3353167>"European" /g/ = Tidux"American" /g/ = TidOSfixed your post
>>3353280And I like most of the Europeans here better than I like most of my countrymen. There's douchebags in each group, but there's more here in the states.
European? Baldass looks more like Krillan from DBZ.
>>3353312Probably because there are more people.There's the same ratio of idiots to decent people, it's just that we have so many more people, and therefore so many more idiots, that it makes us look bad, when in reality, it's the same here as anywhere else.
It's interesting that the european uses LCD and the american uses CRT.
I'll just leave the correct version here...
>>3353170You ruined it for me too now. =(
>>3353339O HOW WITTYYou swapped the two titles! How clever <3
>>3353345I'm not even that clever. I saved a copy when someone else swapped them and posted it yesterday.
>>3353329you're aware that there's more europeans than americans, yeah?
>>3353329Europe: 731 million peopleUS: 305 million peopleGee, I think you just disproved your theory.
>>3353339 nigger nigger chav cunt muml2europe, faggot
>>3353362It's the lack of technology and basic living essentials like toilet paper and tv that make europeans seem smarter. They have time to sit there and think about their answers. Americans have better things to do and the basic technology to get it done faster.
>>3353361>>3353362Less Europeans than Americans on 4chan.
>>3353390I don't think the people who still use fucking paper bags without handles are in a position to insist that others lack living essentials.
>>3353394yurp
>>3353361>>3353362I reserve the right to make shit up if I want to.
>>3353390Has an american ever invented anything?
>>3353394fewer. the word is fewer.on a tangent, why do non-british europeans speak your language better than you do?
>>3353413inb4 internet. ;o
>>3353116>/b/ shirt
>>3353413Electricity.
>>3353418FYI, Cern invented the internet
>>3353406
>>3353413How about the goddamn airplane?
>>3353329Europe is much bigger than America (it includes Russia) but even so the EU is slightly bigger than America but English speaking Europe would be smaller but I claim Canada isa also Europe you can have Australia we don't want it.
>>3353413The word isn't "anything", it's "everything". We invented everything. We actually invented communication, developed all different languages, realized they all sucked and switched to English, and then gave it to England because at that point they were still speaking British.
>>33534270/10
what.
>>3353435>Australialolno. They were a penal colony for centuries, but are somehow wicked conservative now.
>>3353413try the lightbulb? or your PC?
>>3353437best be trolling, faggot.
>>3353437You're speaking English right now, it's called english for a reason.Columbus was spanish.
Fixed.
>>3353437Wrong "everything" was in fact invented by Scots.
>>3353463Just because I can make stuff up doesn't mean you can. Columbus isn't Spanish, he just sailed here in the name of Spain.And besides, it was originally called "American", but after we decided to let England use it, we changed its name to "English".
>>3353402Eurofags still use paper bags? Damn, you're doing worse than I thought. Perhaps we should get the military to air-drop some old backpacks and briefcases and cloth grocery bags. Perhaps we can send over some paper plates as well so the British don't have to keep using newspapers to eat their fish and freedom fries.
>>3353496My god... dude, plz just die.The whole crew spoke spanish, why would they invent another language. For the lulz?That's why i'm not going to america, EVER. it'd dumb me down to Monkey Level.
>That's why i'm not going to america, EVER. it'd dumb me down to Monkey Level.>For the lulztoo late
>>3353510I've explained this already. We found that all other languages sucked, so we ditched them and invented English.
>>3353510Columbus was from Genoa, Italy.
>>3353529It's just that Spain, being full of dumb Mexicans, was the only nation gullible enough to believe the fucking retarded shit Columbus was pushing.
>>3353508Americans still use paperbags. We invented plastic.
Hey faggot! Where'd you go? <3 :3
>>3353558Germans invented plastic.
>>3353558we=europeans, dumbcake :D
>>3353607You just called yourself a dumbcake.You Europeans are dumb. And admit it too.
>>3353573They also invented Hitler.>>3353560I don't quite understand. Where did I go? As far as I remember, I've been here, posting on /g/ and listening to Liquid Swords.
>>3353549-ˠ/10srsly you're trying too hard just quit it already, don't make my image of you go lower.
>>3353639Well make yourself more obvious :(
>>3353558So you admit Eurofags are poisoning the earth with your non-biodegradable plastic bags?!
all the moonspeaking, hairy, stinking Europeans make me wish England was not associated with Europe.
Fixed.You see, Europeans are trolls, and Americans are the fat retards who take them seriously.
>>3353639And what a great invention he was.
>>3353698Eloquently put, Amerifag.
>>3353639Where does your income come from?I see you here too much, do you work at home?
>>3353639Hitler was austrian, inbred dickface.
hitler was american
>>3353727All extra spending money I need is made by the selling of various drugs.Aside from that, my boyfriend takes care of everything. I'm not that big of a burden, though. I've looked at his bills from before and after he asked me to move in, and I don't really make that much of a difference. Every time I've asked to help him, he denies my help and prefers that I remain at home, as a gainfully unemployed lazy faggot (more like his pet, really, although I do housewife-style things for him because I like to).
>>3353805How's the frottage?
>>3353805Just reported your IP to the DEA, enjoy your v&
>>3353848Meh, I know I've just been trolled, but it's still funny to continue the thread so I'll bite.I have an unsecured wifi, and there's no incriminating evidence whatsoever around the house at the moment. The neighbors are the ones with the drug trafficking shit, not me. They're just stealing my internet.
CLEARLY BETTER
>>3353805>>He put me in my place- the kitchen
MORE FINE BREEDING.
>>3353877I just mailed a bomb to your house.Enjoy your incendiary.
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