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commence the /g/ butthurt
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I do not see anything worth getting angry over.
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>>27551792 (OP)

>commence the /g/ sticky

fix'd
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time for popcorn
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>Falcon hating on a prebuilt device

What a shocker
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>>27551792 (OP)
seems empty
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>It's rocking pretty hard. Apple PR folks are doing the twist.
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i like apple, but i hope they get what is coming to them. im just gonna pull up a seat and watch how it plays out.
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>>27551944
>Tim Cook is out!

No shit.
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>>27551905
>acknowledging tripfags
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Where's the video stream?
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>>27551975
Sorry, isn't one. It will be on Youtube later
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>>27551992
Someone always sneaks their camera in. Where's the stream at?
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>>27551992
Here are some streams from another thread

>>27551852 →
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>>27552028
no video streams?
why are they so backwards????
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>>27552028
>all those are live blogging, tweets and the worst of all, 4 fags ina video conference call with utterly mindless speculation.

Shoot me now. i just want Tim.
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>>27552067
Because they can afford to be since people buy all their shit anyway.

Also last time Apple did a video stream you had to use Quicktime to see it (lel).
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>>27552067
those are the only links i could find
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So, the top copycats are around 2 years behind Apple. I can't wait until tonight. They'll be destroyed and humbled for the thieves they are. Apple will bring the revolutionary and leave them at least 7 (more like 10) years behind again. I've already sold my iPhone 4S in anticipation.
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>>27552139
it costs next to nothing to set up a fuckin camera, have a cameraman and a stream because they have internet connection all wired for the stupid "technology" journalists to use
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>>27552194
BAHAHAHAHAHHA 10/10
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>>27551792 (OP)
I suppose you're a russian.
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>>27552243
What's the matter phandroid? You have nothing to lose by buying an iPhone, your shit is obsolete through fragmentation almost as soon as it goes on sale.

By pre ordering 2 of each generation I can sell one to someone smart enough to see the light, but not as smart as I am to understand the truth before it's announced. I don't just break even and get a free new iPhone, I can easily turn a $1000 profit by creative auctioning. That, combined with the way they keep there value, puts me around $1400 ahead per release.
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>>27552344
>mfw a retard believed this near me
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Meh I got all excited for nothing...
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>>27552365
>See's someone making a profit
>ITS NOT TRUE. ME EXPERT. ME EXPERT. U DUM. ME EXPERT. BAWWWW.
Pathetic.
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1136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 6401136 x 640
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>>27552478
This is the kind of shit that embarrasses the greasy, sweaty, stinky phandroids. Apple are, and always will be, light years ahead. You can steal innovation but you can never catch up through theft. Believe me, it will be at least 3 years before any android shit gets even close.
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>>27552547
lol'd
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>>27552478
lel, so they just made it longer? kinda weak.
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apple was dead.
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I love that they havent made it wider. Fuck that S3 phone. My stupid mate puts it on the table to use it. What a fucking joker.
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>>27552547
lol'd hard dude.

>implying apple didn't steal evey design from everyone else
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>1136 x 640
But the S3 is 1280×720, no?
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So...

>99% gamut sRGB
>Wireless-N2
>LTE

Things that the S3 had for months now.
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>No Vodafone in Australia

WELP changing carriers.
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>>27552700
how could it have something that it didn't invent?
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>>27552660
So is my TV, it's about as portable as the S3 too.
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>>27552660

>statement + yes/no + question mark

This is not the proper way to form a question in English.
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>>27552772
>720p TV
I barfed
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oh look, it's exactly what was expected!
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>>27551969
>not acknowledging the only good tripfag left on 4chan
shiggy
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>>27552791
Does the S3 not have a 1280x720 screen?
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>>27552700
>the butthurt...
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Im pretty pumped about this, even though I'm sticking with my 4s for at least another year. The apple vs everything flamewar is inminent. My body and my 4s are ready.
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>>27552869
Google.
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OH GOD SORRY I DIDNT STICKY THIS EARLIER
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SAPPHIRE CRYSTAL CAMERA
>>
STICKY
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How come there is never a live stream for apple events? Do they really feel so smug and superior that they don't allow filming during the event?
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>>27553092
OH GOD I ACCIDENTALLY THE WIIMOTE
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It's going to be slightly larger, but nothing interesting.

Niggering in a nigger thread.
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>>27553092
WHY
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>>27553092
>implying this is worth stickying
Dun goof'd.
>>
>>
MORE PIXELS
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Reminder that apple invented panorama
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>>27553133
They don't allow filming so they can charge higher prices for admission into the presentation
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>28mega pixel photos
>tiny fucking screen
>no removable storage

I can't contain my laughter
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>>27553176
>>27553177
are you some kind of computer hacker?
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>take photos while recording

that's a new
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Was 4chanX acting weird for anyone else? There was a 200+ thread that had new posts being made, but I couldn't post out no matter what I did. To get this started, let's each a name a phone that has a bigger screen than the iPhone 5.
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>http://live.theverge.com/apple-iphone-5-live-blog/
>http://new.livestream.com/cnet/iphone5
>http://www.ustream.tv/ltktv
>http://live.gizmodo.com/
>http://live.slashgear.com/
>http://www.anandtech.com/show/6275/our-apple-iphone-5-live-blog
>http://allthingsd.com/20120912/coming-up-live-apples-iphone-event/
>http://live.macworld.com/2012/09/iphone5/index.php
>http://live.arstechnica.com/apple-september-2012-event-its-almost-here/
>http://www.loopinsight.com/2012/09/12/apples-iphone-event-live-update/
>http://www.telegraph.co.uk/technology/apple/9535582/Apple-iPhone-5-event-live.html
>http://live.cnet.com/Event/CNETs_Apple_event_live_blog_Wednesday_September_12
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Meh. My next phone will have a display of 4,5" atleast. My hands are too big for iPhone.
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>>27553164
The biggest phone in the world isn't of technological importance?

Stay mad.
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>>27553092
You stickied the wrong thread Mod

>>27549678 →
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>>27552869
Well it depends on wether or not you consider pentile to be a full display or just 2/3 of a display.
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>Letterboxed apps
>not even 720p (high dpi tho, I must admit).
>Apple getting sued for LTE patent
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>>27551792 (OP)
>LTE compatible.
Oh lordy Samsung is gonna have a field day with this shit.
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APPLE INVENTED TAKING PHOTOS WHILE RECORDING

YEP, SAMSUNG IS GOING DOWN
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>John Appleseed

Muh sides.
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>>27553213
No, actually it has a shit tiny 4inch screen with an equally shit resolution to match.
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Three mics for my three mouths
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>>27551792 (OP)
Can I post now?
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>>27553163
>>27553164

Front page covered with apple threads. Now they can all go in here.
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>3 microphones
Like I'm going to talk the phone upside down
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>>27553233
Nah.
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>yfw Apple sues Apple for copying their products' looks
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>HURRDURR HOW DO GET ONE PERSON IN TWO DIFFRENT PLACE IN 1 PANORAM?!?
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>>27553225
>Implying you can see any difference
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>>27553247
Thank you based mod.
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>>27553247
Delete the other threads then.
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>mfw I'm sticking with my pre-owned Sony Ericsson K750i

Fuck this evil consumerist society
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>His phone only has 2 microphones!!
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I GOTTA LEAVE AT 2 WHEEL OUT THE IPAD MINI ALREADY YOU FAGGOTS
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>>27553202
New for phones maybe but DSLR's can already do that
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>>27553271
Why the fuck are you so mad about this?
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>>27553247
>implying that will stop the threads

So how new are you?
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>>27553271

Closed the ones that were about the keynote.
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>>27553290
I'm not mad, retard.
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>>27553271
Mad as fuck.
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>>27553298
what OS is on your phone?
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>>27553298
Thank you based mod.
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>>27553197
>2012
>Still using memory cards

What were you hoping to play it on? Your N64?
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>"We use wireless to do a lot of what we used to use cables for."

iPhone 5 confirmed for cordless
Tell your friends.
>>
Up until last night it was always an iPhone 5, however since this morning and after seeing this, it'll be a Lumia 920 thank you very much.
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>new connecter
then how will i use my sister's old ipod cable when i inevitably lose mine?
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ITS OVER
NEW CONNECTOR
A DECADE OF DOCKS RUINED
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>>27553202
nah dude, its not
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>thunderbolt and lightning

VERY VERY EXCITING
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>Thunderbolt and Lightning

Absolutely Disgusting.
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>>27551792 (OP)
Lel...no butthurt here.
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>Thunderbolt and Lightning
>>
What about...

...

USB?
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>>27553322

Android 4.0.4
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>Lightning
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>>27553305
Incredibly mad.
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>>27553349
CRAP i mean VERY VERY FRIGHTNING

i don't listen to queen i'm no homosex
>>
GALILEO
>>
Tempted to troll the macfags in their 'spoiler free' thread on macrumors... http://forums.macrumors.com/showthread.php?t=1436474
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>>27553326
>that guy
>>
>REVERSIBLE

INNOVASSHUN
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>>27553364
MAH NIGGA
>>
that is not how audio works
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>>27553331
OMG A CORDLESS PHONE?!?!!!!!?!?!?!?!!! Apple just reinvented the phone.
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>not using micro usb

Fuck this fagots, I thought the EU forced every oem to use the standard?
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>>27553364
Niiice
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>>27553375
do it
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>That fatfuck adapter
Holy shit my sides have exploded.
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it just works
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>>27553378
>>27553337
They gladly pay again
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Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo, figaro
Magnifico
I'm just a poor boy and nobody loves me
(He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity)
Easy come, easy go, will you let me go
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>>27553337
THIS.

Apple is now gonna release a whole new line of docks and swim in the cash like Scrooge McDuck
>>
God I want to get rid of this shitty 4s now and get this one.
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>Reversable connector
USB IS FINISHED
>>
EU is forcing micro USB?
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>People just applauded the new connector! Heartily, even.

Americlaps at their very best.
>>
Exactly what is it that we are hoping to see here?
>250,000 apps

How many of those are from Chinese games?
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RAPE
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>>27553364
>404
>>
There are so many things done already that Jobs wouldn't have done.
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Just kill me now.
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New dock connector adapter.
Only $49.99!
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>>27553392

Me too! Someone explain this to me pls.
>>
iOS 6

Here comes >copying android JB
>>
Please say they updated the tacky, outdated UIs for their applications... please?
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>>27553416
You want to get rid of a shitty phone and get another shitty phone?
Don't you ever learn?
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>>27553092

Should have stickied mine, cunt.

*sniff*
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so why is it the iphone 5 when it's the sixth iphone made?
>>
Adapter not included,right?
Pass.
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When is ios6 coming out for the older phones?
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>probably same shitty home button as previous models that stops working after a few fucking months

blah blah blah bigger screen blah blah faster blah
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>tfw you can't upgrade till January 2013.

Actually I'm pretty happy since I will get some time to decide whether or not it's shit.
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>>27553443

>Built in turn by turn directions

GOOGLE
FINISHED
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>>27553364
based mod
>>
>>27553439

MONEY MONEY MONEY!

MONEY!
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>>27553449
Shut up, filthy tripfag
>>
Wow. Apple are officially just playing catch-up with Google. This is just sad...
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>>27553457
You don't get it, apple force you to buy the new iphone.
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>NO NFC
>NO NFC
>NO NFC
>NO NFC
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>>27553447
I want to be with it breh.

Girls see you at a club on an iphone and they're in straightaway.
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>>27553466
>He didn't know that they're ditching Google from July's keynote
How new are you?
>>
2007 -> iPhone launches
2012 -> Get free Turn by Turn directions

And the last horse finally crosses the finish line. Jesus christ.
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Just so we're clear of what's going on so far:

-The highest quality phone screen on the market maintains its high pixel density while changing to a larger size and 16:9 aspect ratio AND gaining 44% more color saturation due to an even higher quality IPS panel (similar to iPad 3)

-The highest quality smartphone camera out there (Symbian is not a smartphone OS anymore) got vastly improved, once again.

-The years-ahead software is getting a refresh with even more features, while the competition is left struggling handling things like GPU acceleration (Android) or having more than a handful of useful apps (WP8)

-The most powerful ARM SoC by a very long shot is now getting a dramatic improvement in both CPU power (brand new Cortex A15 architecture) AND a vastly improved GPU, which was already by a wide margin the most powerful one on the market

This is huge, Apple is going to sell them as fast as they can be made.
As they always do.
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toasting in sticky bread
huh that's a weird wording...

anyway
fuck apple :3
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>cinematic camera angle

JELLY ANDROIDFAGS?
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>>27553477
ios6 is coming to 4s.
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>Apple releases phone dildos
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>>27553452
so why is it the windows 8 when it's the sixth point two windows made?
>>
my sides are a literal supernova.
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>>27553494
>NOT POSTING THE SCREEN RES
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>>27553439
they will have a small connector from microUSB to this shit lightning. The charger is what the law requires to be usb.
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>"As we take you around turns we use a cinematic camera angle to fly you around."
Yay, more useless animations
>>
Was considering a wp8 phone. Not anymore.
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Fuck this phone is beautiful.
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>>27553364
Lol'd, fucking facebook retards...
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>>27553494
>A15
MY SIDES
Bahaha, it's a fucking die shrink, retard.
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>4 inches
>not even 720p

Holy shit, must be nice living in 2010
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>>27553517
It's 1136x640, so the overwhelming majority of apps will work pretty much out of the box with very little change needed.
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>>27553247

>implying you'll prune any of the non-stickied Apple threads

moot's a macfag. we know how this works.
>>
this one guy samefagging apple
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Is there more to these conferences than Apple wanking themselves over what their paid publicity says about them and announcing features that are much less useful than what they appear?
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>>27553503
We know you use Linux, return that MBP to your friend.
>>
Could this have been any more disappointing?
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>implying anyone gives a fuck about their new map bullshit

I WANT TO HEAR ABOUT OTHER HARDWARE REVISIONS YOU FAGGOT COMPANY
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>>27553476
>Android steals from iOS
"IT'S NOT THEFT. IT'S NATURAL TO DO THINGS THIS WAY. WHY SHOULD ANDROID DELIBERATELY BE INFERIOR?"
>iOS steals from Android
"OH MY APPLE ARE STEALING BASTARDS PLAYING CATCH-UP"
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>tfw you realize you have just spent 45 minutes watching an ad.
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>>27553536

>326 ppi
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>>27553522

Butthe connector will be included?
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>>27553547
Nope, it's always the same thing.
>>
>>27553547
Nope, that's an apple conference after the Iphone 1 in a nutshell.
>>
GUYS
FULLSCREEN BROWSING
>>
I can do a flyover to the twin towers!!!
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>>27553494
>The years-ahead software is getting a refresh with even more features
By that, you mean 'the outdated software is getting features that android has had for ages' right? If so, you would be correct.
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>caring about browsers on a phone
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Why the FUCK are they letting this blunder rise?
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http://www.macrumors.com/2012/09/05/apple-will-be-only-supplier-of-new-dock-connector-adapter/

>$10 each
>Or $29 for 3

WHAT A DEAL
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>>27553569
>342 ppi
>HTC rezound
yes yes, I'll give you the phone is shit, but it annoys me, people parading that around like it's something impressive in a LCD screen.
>>
APPLE INVENTED MAIL PRIORITY
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>>27553568
Wait, WAIT, are you telling me... are you telling me Apple's presentation is a SALES PITCH?

HOLY SHIT I'VE BEEN DECEIVED
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>>27553569
The 920 has 332 ppi, it's a shit screen compared to the 920, how much of a joke is that, Nokia has a higher ppi screen.
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>>27553584
OMG APPLE INVENTED IT!
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>Next I'd like to show you some new enhancements to mail."

ZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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>>27553584
WHOOOOOOOOOOAAAAA
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>>27553586
>flythrough*
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>>27553533
>A15
>die shrink
Full fucking retard.
>>
This phone looks miles ahead of anything else on the market.

How humiliating for every other phone manufacturer.
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>>27553593
buy on rumor, sell on news
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>>27553594
Better than what I thought it was going to be.
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>>27553571
I will think so because without it you cannot use the charger. But this is Apple after all.
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Evolutionary rather than revolutionary, maybe Apple spent so much time suing companies for "copying" their designs they forgot to design a new phone, and just threw this together, looks like a lanky iPhone 4S with darker metal.
Also what's with the new iPad having a A5X CPU and this having an all new A6 CPU, that's a pretty big fuck you to all the people that bought the new iPad, because they paid more money for a fatter iPad 2 with a retina display.
TL:DR - I think Apple is being boring.
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>>27553449
>Giving a tripfag more unneeded attention
No thanks
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mfw I have to buy an adapter
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>>27553604
Too bad the rest of the Nokia phone is absolute shit.
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>>27553494

>Symbian is not a smartphone OS anymore
>I'll just redefine things that when my argument clearly isn't correct.
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>>27553594
There aren't words. That's just hilarious.
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Passbook is interesting.
>Well, it's new, at least.
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>>27553613
Please give the source on a15.
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>digital cards
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>Bum bothered android fags, your tears are beautiful.
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>>27553604
Nokia really made the best display since the beginning of time with the 920. Apple definitely wasn't going to beat that.
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>>27553614
I know you are trolling but it is a very sad thing to know that some people do believe that
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>>27553613
>He thinks the A6 is A15 based.
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>>27553619
The iPad 3 is 6 months old.

Also it has a more powerful GPU than the new iPhone does. Which is understandable since it has a 2048x1536 display, with nearly 50% more pixels than your 1080p screen.
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>>27553614
>>27553530
>dat viral
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>>27553364
You should have replied "Symbian".
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Let me guess, I won't be able to delete "Passbook" from the phone even if I would never use it. Fuck I hate that forced-app shit.
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>shredding animation

Truly the most advanced smartphone on the market.
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>>27553391
I want /a/ to leave
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"Now I'd like to show you Passbook. Here I have a movie ticket, a boarding pass, a card from Starbucks..."

>starbucks
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Nobody will buy this shit
I SAY NOBODY
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>>27553636
It was already shown at WWDC
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>Crapple says this is the most revolutionary and beautiful device theyve ever created

>is actually a slightly longer 4G capable 4S
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>>27553637
There's been information floating around about Cortex A15 for months now. Go do your own research.
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Am i retarded?
I cant find live stream anywhere... only "live second hand reporting"
telling me what they are talking about...

WHERE IS NORMAL LIVE VIDEO FEED OF STAGE?
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>A shredding animation
Yes.
More skeuomorphism!
>>
$999

$999

$999

$999
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Stay mad freetards.
>>
BEST PHONE IN THE MARKET ANDROID IS FINISHED
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>>27553594
CNET did a joke about that on their stream, and IT'S ACTUALLY FUCKING REAL!?
>>
Siri !?
The Whore of the tech world.
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>>27553648
I never said anything about the A15 you idiot. Read the post I replied to.
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>"Here's a ticket for a baseball game. Here's one I've gone to — so I tap the trash button... and we'll shred that for you." Cute! A shredding animation. That must be satisfying.
>Cute! A shredding animation. That must be satisfying.

Please somebody confirm whether or not this guy's a troll.
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Don't even know why I'm watching this.
I have an iPhone 3gs and don't plan on upgrading.
$700 for a telephone? I'd rather buy a new PC.
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>>27553680
There isn't one. There never is.
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>>27553680
You are retarded, yes.
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>>27553680
>Am i retarded?
yep
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>>27553680
THERE IS NO VIDEO LIVE STREAM
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>>27553680

>not finding it through the deep web
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>>27553670
THIS IS PREPOSTEROUS
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>Watching conference for new phone being so shitty it confirms Jobs dying means Apple dying

FINALLY.
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>"But perhaps the most amazing new feature in the iPhone 5 is called panorama."

SO AMAZING AND INNOVATIVE. THANK YOU APPLE FOR INVENTING PANORAMA MODE. ITS FUCKING MAGICAL.
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>hay guise time to discuss the apps

CONFERENCE IS OVER
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SIRI SIRI SIRI
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>>27553680
There is never any live video feed of Apple events.
Well except that one time when they announced the massive price drops on newly designed Macbook Airs.

The video is uploaded later on their website.
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>>27553680
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>siri can now answer sports questions
>implying a girl knows anything about sports
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>>27553680
There is no live stream. Period.
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>>27553670
if nobody is 20+ million people, then yes nobody will buy this.
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>>27553692
Yea, I said the guy was a fucking retard for thinking it was A15 instead of just a die shrink.
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Ha! Siri says that's a very subjective question!
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>>27553719

>it took Siri a year to learn about them
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>Lumia 920 is revealed
>Cum in pants

>iPhone 5 is revealed
>Balls explode
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>quality of movies
>subjective
pick one
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Scott you fucking retard a phone can't know your movie preferences
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Ahaha oh wow it's over Apple is finished
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Oh hey, they made Siri into Google Now, how cute
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>>27553744
/tv/ pls go
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I have yet to see anything revolutionary or innovative. So what, you have a slightly better phone camera. All phone cameras are shit and the plebs that think they're good for photography really aren't going to notice the difference.

There's a reason android has ~40-50% of the global phone OS market share, whilst iOS languishes with just over 15. Now they're just playing catchup with google.
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>siri, please post on 4chan that op is a fag
>right away, anonymous
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>Siri now has the same feature as Google Now
>Apple sues
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>>27553731
Who cares about 20 million uninformed unintelligent consumers?

Oh right, Apple.
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>>27553684
>buying a phone without a plan
full retard
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omg facebook stuff, how cool ^___^
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>>27553708
Last time Steve Jobs disappeared, Apple went down the shitter.
We shall see if history will repeat itself.
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Shit processor upgrade
Stretched out 4" screen
8mp camera
Gay ass gay dock connector instead of microUSB
Browser "upgrades" that have been standard on Android and BB since 2010
Same shitty keyboard
Nothing new on iOS 6 that wasn't at WWDC

Wow. LGTSS
>Apple
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>>27553733
He was booing the game results.
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Is this the phone that is going to have wireless charging?
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>>27553783
No.
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>>27553783
No.
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>Click siri on by accident while in middle of conversation
>"Posting on gay porn forums"
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>>27553765
A lot of iOS6 is playing catch-up to Google.
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>>27553702
Who is this giant-nosed bitch? I saw her on the news this morning, talking about how this stupid shit will single-handedly stimulate the US economy.
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>Find a sushi restaurant for 4 at 8 o'clock." Sure enough, Siri pulls up the info. Hardly any lag here at all.

Oh that's cute they caught up to android again.
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Typical keynote where everyone is disappointed and yet everyone buys it.
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>>27553731
Actually Apple has ramped up production to extreme levels.

This is easily the best iPhone upgrade so far, rivaling the iPhone 4.

In fact, according to the WSJ, Apple's iPhone sales in the last quarter of the year will be enough all on their own to amount for a 0.5-1% GDP increase for the United States economy.

This thing is insanely good, just for the larger screen alone (excluding LTE, better IPS panel, thinner, 32nm chip and more battery life, better camera etc) it is going to sell as fast as it's being manufactured for many months, as is typical for Apple products.
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>>27553789
>>27553788

Which phone is?
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>"And those are just a few of the new features in iOS 6. There's some great enhancements to the phone app, including the ability to automatically send an SMS back when you can't take a call."

REVOLUTIONARY

IT'S OVER ANDROID IS FINISHED

APPLE WINS AGAIN
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>>27553731
Everyone knows iSheep aren't people
>>
PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE IPOD PLEASE TALK ABOUT THE IPOD
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>including the ability to automatically send an SMS back when you can't take a call.
Just like android 4.0+
Also, that photostream thing reminds me of what Samsung did with the S3
>>
APPLE INVENTED ALUMINUM
>>
I'm abandoning this board for next two weeks.

Why our shitty mod is always sticking the Apple shit-tier hardware news, but no other ones? How shitty iPhone is any different from a new Nokia?

FUCK YOU
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>the most advanced mobile operating system

Very funny Phil.
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Apple invented colors
>>
Show's over
BUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYI
TNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOW
BUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOWBUYITNOW
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$1299

$1299

$1299

$1299
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>comes in two colours, black and white

OMG THANK YOU BASED APPLE 9/11 NEVER FORGET
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>>27553813
>implying /g/ has people
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>>27553821

its pronounced aluminum
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>>27553768
You're not serious, are you?
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>>27553807
>better battery life
>using 4g
pick one.
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>iOS 6 is the most advanced OS for any phone
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>>27553809
Shit, Apple will now sue Google.
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>Price and release date must be coming up...
Here we go
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>>27553807
I don't really know, the market is more saturated right now, then it's ever been.
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No biometrics?
I'm disappointed.
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HOLY SHIT!
APPLE IS INVITING COLORS

>silver for white, slate for black
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I wont lie, the phone is pretty, but that's about it. iOS 6 brought nothing new.
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What a boring press conference, I think this might just be the beginning of the end for iphones if they keep going on like this.
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>>27553505
no.
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>>27553822
Because Nokia's product launch was done by a van slowly driving alongside the sales managers.
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OH MY FUCKING GOD

I CAN GET IT IN WHITE
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>>27553837
Apple is using second generation 28nm LTE chips on the iPad 3 and here.

Only retarded Android OEMs rushed to first gen separate 45nm LTE chips last year because they went full retard and wanted to yell FIRST
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$599 U.S. DOLLARS
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>>27553823
maybe their OS would be more advanced if they openly allowed people to mod it

but... NOPE
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>We take changing the iPhone really seriously. We don't want to just make a new phone, we want to make a much better phone.

>iPhone
>Changing

Pick one.
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>>27553822

Because Nokia is almost irrelevant at the moment.
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>>27553822
Apple marketing at its finest.

Our moderator is a faggot.
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>Everything was leaked before the actual event
well played Apple
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When the 4s was announced you faggots all said apple was done too

Stop getting my hopes up.
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Oh boy here comes the obligatory INNOVASHUN and pat-yourself-in-the-back montage.
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>>27553807
>insanely good
>not insanely great
Fucking work on your Apple-speak.
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Absolutely no new features, just an upgrade of what we already have with a bunch of social gimmicks.
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>>27553809
HAHAHAHA SUP 10 YEAR OLD SYMBIAN FEATURE
>>
>pitchfork
>>
>Make screen bigger
"It took an incredible effort to do this."
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>PITCHFORK
>PITCHFORK
>PITCHFORK
>PITCHFORK
>PITCHFORK
>7.4
>7.4
>7.4
>7.4
>7.4
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>>>/mu/
>>
$899 EXCLUDING TAX

$899 EXCLUDING TAX

$899 EXCLUDING TAX

$899 EXCLUDING TAX
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FUCK YES I CAN GET IT IN CUM WHITE
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>we're goin to double down on secracy
>new iphone exactly as rumoured
oh lel
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Damn that was a let down... Apple, I am disappointed!
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I think a lot of iPhone users are going to jump off the ios bandwagon after this.
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I'd consider the crapphone 5 if it wasnt for the locked down OS, immesurable stupidity and most imporatntly PLANNED OBSOLESCENCE that makes sure your new iPaid doesn't last more than 1-2 years. fuck markets.
Samsung at least doesnt have so much marketings and gets profits from actual specs. Does iphone 5 have wireless tethering? oh
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>>27553859
Two bad years in a row for me. iPhones are a sinking ship if they don't bring anything new to the table.

Last year was Siri--no.
Slighlty larger screen-meh.
Planned obsolescence--meh
>>
US$899 US DOLLARS
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>>27553822
hat news? The news that Nokia is still in the hardware business?
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>>27553871
Free if you vote for Obama.


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