Steve Jobs dead xDDD

>>25284162
Tripfag circlejerks

post your monitors
post your waifu

Mac is for gay

School's out.

aple is dum

>yfw when americans clap
>tfw no gf
>greentext your day!
>tech rage stories /GEE/

OP if you want to be meta, add this:
>Posting about shitposting in /g/

>>25284209
miro soft is dum

You're missing one:
>Summer is here!

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>DAS Loader
>Google Chrome
>botnets everywhere

GNU/Linux vs Linux isn't really a thing anymore. Sure, we have the occasional interject pasta and small off-topic debate but I don't recall any recent threads where we specifically discussed it.

Same with THE BOTNET, that's a subclass of browser threads.

>>25284218

linux a shit

>>25284237
>employing

>>25284241
>imblying

>>25284162
Meta Shitposting vs Regular Shitposting

>>25284250
> impelling

You forgot:

Meta Shitposting General thread

Thanks a lot op, you greatly improved the quality of /g/ with this thread.

>>25284250
>applying

You saved a thumbnail, OP. You sure are dumb.

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>this entire thread

>>25284241
>>25284250

go bak to LE REDDIT XD

4chan is a serious place for serious ppl such as myself

I actually enjoy seeing how do I hack a computer /g/. I think its pretty funny.

>>25284284
Might as well make this board a little worse. Moot has already made it noted on IRC he doesn't want mods on /g/, and this place "needs to lighten up a little."

let me tell you something
- Opera invented Tabs
- Opera invented memory management
- Opera was the first to integrate privacy control
- Opera was the first to integrate a component which speed up loading times, and could increase page loading as high up as 40x
- Opera designed today's browser UI. Chrome, FF and IE copied it to some extent.
- Opera designed the minimalistic UI of having 1 icon where you access all settings etc.
- Opera pioneered the latest speed race, without Opera, FF would still be in Beta 1, Chrome would be in Chrome 6, Opera is the lead innovator and THEY are paving the way for browsers such as FF and Chrome.
- Opera was the first to have integrated search
- Opera was the first to have Small Screen Rendering
- The first to have full page Zoom
- Opera was the first to cache web pages in RAM rather then HDD
- First to introduce Mouse Gestures
- Opera was the first to introduce integrated pop up blocking
-Opera was the first to introduce Speed Dial. An innovative feature which is now copied by Chrome and I believe Firefox as well
Don't forget to add that Opera is the first to support HTML5's <input type="date"> so you don't have to use a library like jQuery UI. Also, compare Operas and Firefox UI, its exactly the same, Firefox put the menu bar in the EXACT same place hence Firefox COPIES opera, Opera is the only "true" browser as it has innovated. Firefox, IE and Chrome merely copied it and made it it's own

Install gentoo

>Minding my own business and installing OpenBSD on my router
>Mama starts yelling from downstairs
>"What is it mama?"
>"SERGIO! EL COMPUTER NO WORKO! NO GUSTA!"
>Go downstairs
>Find that there is taco sauce on the monitor
>Tostadas on the keyboard
>Tortillas in the optical drive
>Salsa in the heatsink
>Guacamole on the southbridge
>Burritos in the case fan
>Beans cooking on the Fermi
>Tacos in the PSU
>Fuck it, I'll buy her a Mac
>Go to Apple store
>Considering purchasing an iMac
>Steve Jobs is there
>Talks to me about the iMac
>I get really hyped for the iMac
>Decide to buy it on the spot
>Reach for my wallet
>Suddenly, spaghetti spills out of my pocket
>There's spaghetti on the floor
>Everybody walk the dinosaur
>Try to clean it all up
>I look down
>There's fur in the spaghetti, leading to the realization that I am a bear

>>25284310
LOL GENTOO XD (:

Posted from my iPhone

>>25284303
But he's right. /g/ is the sort of place where people get bent out of shape over things like which fucking power supply is the ultra-bestest-evar. Like anyone actually gives a fucking shit.

>>25284303
MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOT!!!!!!!

>>25284328
Seriously stfu right now before I summon demons from hell. Yeah, I'm a fucking wizard and I already have your ip, address, family names, friend names, and I have a team of highly-trained monkey ninjas ready to kill them all on my command. I swear to fucking got if you say that shit again I will slit your fucking throat. You think my jimmies are just a little rustled? Just you wait motherfucker, just you wait. You should be shitting your pants right about now, knowing that a wizard and monkey-ninjas are after your fucking head. Perpare to die, shithead. Prepare to fucking die.

>startx, x is broken lol
>dude you're logged in as root
>ITS CONVENIENT
>you have everything stored under fucking /root. you don't have a /home partition, you have a separate fucking /root partition.
>SO? IT'S CONVENIENT.
>why do you have a 300mb folder full of colortest scripts
>I NEED THEM TO PICK COLOR SCHEMES
>that doesn't even
>SHUT THE FUCK UP DEBIAN HIPSTER
>I JUST KNOW HOW LINUX WORKS OKAY HATERS GONNA HATE
>but that's
>OH LOOK AT THE STUCK UP HIPSTER THAT THINKS THERE'S A ``RIGHT'' WAY TO USE LINUX
>GTFO
>okay bye
>TOLD THAT FAGGOT
># startx
>>X is broken lol
># LS - A
>>zsh: LS: command not found
>FUCK
Arch linux™

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>>25284353

for (i=0, i<100, i++){
    printf("My computer broke /g/?\nBuild my computer /g/?\n")
}

Now you're there.

FUGGGGG THIS THREAD IS SOOO RANDUM, THIS IS WHY I CAME TO 4CHAN TO HANG WITH KOOL HACKERS LIKE ME AND HAVE FUN XXXXXXXXXXXXXXDDDDDDDDDDDD: :::::::::DDDDD FUUUG YEAH

>>25284397

while(1)
    printf("My computer broke /g/?\nBuild my computer /g/?\n")

Fixed that for you.
}

>>25284396
What the flip d¬id thee just flipping gabble about me, thine miniscule bitch? I’ll have thee know I bested the most prestigious jousting class in the whole of Camelot, and I hath been involved in numerous secret marches on behalf of his Majesty, King Arthur, and I hath over 300 confirmed victories on horseback. I am trained in castle of gorilla warfare and I am indeed the highest ranking joustee in the entire land of Great Britannia.Thee are nothing to me but another false crossbearer. I will joust thine shambles with precision the likes of which hath never been observed in the King’s lands, mark my flipping words! Thou think thou can escape retribution by shouting that hogwash at me from afar? I implore thee to think again, peasant. As we converse I am contacting my secretive network of knights across the realm and thine footsteps are being traced right now, so thou best prepare thineself for the storm, pig-maggot! The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing thou call your armour. Thou art a flipping dead man. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill thou in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare lance. Not only am I extensively trained in mounted combat, but I hath access to the entire arsenal of the Kings Royal Army, and I shall use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable derriere off the face of the realm, thou miniscule feaces. If only thou could have foreseen what unholy retribution your little “clever” challenge was about to bring down upon thee, maybe thou would have held thee flipping tongue. But thou couldn’t, thou didn’t, and now thee art paying the price, you godd¬amn fool. I shall s¬hit fury all over thou britches and thee will drown in it. Thou art flipping dead, child.

>>25284397
>Using braces for single statement.

Why not try using C++, it's meant for people like you.

>>25284432

What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little proprietry bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the FSF, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Apple patents, and I have over 300 confirmed bug fixes. I am trained in Free Software Evangelizing and I'm the top code contributer for the entire GNU HURD. You are nothing to me but just another compile time error. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am building a GUI using GTK+ and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can decompile you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my Model M. Not only am I extensively trained in EMACS, but I have access to the entire arsenal of LISP functions and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit Freedom all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking debugged, kiddo.

>>25284459
What in tarnation did you just say about me hombre? I'll have you reckon I learn't me real good in the old west, and I've been on more prairies hogtyin me heathens than you know bout buddy.I done wrastled me up 300 scoundrels, and I know how to use this here 6 shooter everwhich way! Im sheriff in these here parts ,Consarnit! You ain't nothin to me but another dagnum yellabelly. I'll clean your clock rightfast, and you won't reckon what hit ya, Now you listen good, you think you can come round here and tell me whatfer? Well you better think again damn it, Right as we speak my possie is closing in, Tracking your there computer all across this here frontier. And you better git while the gittins good. Yesir, you better amscre compdre, fore were forced ta get mean, or you'll be six feet under by sunup. Yesir now we can duel like gentlemen or I can use ol'betsy here to shoot the smile right off yer face 6 ,9 to 1 ways from sunday. Not only do i have with me here these pistols but being law and order round here i got me a whole heep o' guns and I'll use em if need be. I think if you only knew what snakes you were winding up , youda came wearing gloves partner. But ya could't , ya didn't and now mister , you're gonna pay the price dag-gumit,It's gona be raining bullets like cats and dogs all over here in a minute. You're a goner partner.

>>25284432
We had this just yesterday, geez.
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0jO8xRn52Xl

>>25284423

for(uint64_t n = 0; ;n++) {
  if( n % 3 )
    printf("Build my computer for me /g/!\n")
  else
    print("Look at my desktop /g/!\n")
}

>Windows 8 vs Windows 7
oh ms, what have you done??????

>>25284440
I fucking hate you people who don't use braces for one liners. You're only slightly better than the ones who don't use semi-colons in Javascript or the guys who don't put shit with multiple && or || operators in parenthesis.

>>25284476
Might as well repost it again, and again, and again.

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I do not understand what is meant by "Meta thread".

>>25284397

for (i=0, i<100, i++){
    printf("My computer broke /g/?\nBuild my computer /g/?\n");
}

Fixed that for myself. *.*'

>>25284500
You motherfucker.
I'm going to personally flay you alive in salt, chloroform you, hit your head with a hammer, give you leukemia, and after many other punishments, kill you.
Then I'm going to dance on your grave and laugh happily. The whole world will rejoice your death.

/g/ is more cancerous than /b/.
I'm not even kidding.

>Windows 8 vs Windows 7
oh god, ms, what have you done??????

>>25284506
Talking about /g/.

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=meta

>>25284541~
I know what meta means, just not what it means applied in these situations.

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>>25284527
Pretty much.

>>25284466
>>25284459
>>25284432
>copy pasta summer

>>25284466
What the fuck did you just fucking say about my desktop, you little tasteless bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Desktop Ricing division, and I've been involved in numerous secret desktop thread operations, and I have over 300 confirmed 10/10s. I am trained in gorilla desktopfare and I'm the top ricer in the entire special-pantsu division. You are nothing to me but just another shitty desktop. I will wipe your shitty desktop the fuck out with ricing the likes of which has never been seen before on this board, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with talking shit about my desktop on the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of forensic desktop-analysts across the USA and your desktop is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your desktop. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can rice desktops in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with a minimal tiling WM setup. Not only am I extensively trained in vanilla ricing, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Desktop Tools and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable desktop off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy 0/10s your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over your desktop and your poor, pathetic rice will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

>>25284559
Thread that talks about /g/, than Technology (as if /g/ responds to threads about technology.)

>>25284519
What, do you rejoice in creating unreadable code, you slackjawed paint-huffer?

>>25284559
Fuck off tripcunt.

>>25284612
Fuck off anonhole

>>25284319
>be on /g/, using my Gentoo rig powered by QUADFIRE 7970s and an i7 2600k, when knock at cave door
>OPEN UP WE'S THE POH LEASE
>push a couple old Pentium 4s against the door (those things are just so damn handy)
>begin waddling towards escape hatch
>BANG BANG BANG
>cops shooting the door, screaming MURIKA FUCK YEAH
>be Canadian, quite confused
>continue waddling as fast as I can
>cops break door down
>they begin sprinting towards me
>one gets caught in my intranet
>fuck that was an expensive cable it's hard to get them that long
>whatever
>cop begins shooting me
>dive behind Fermi pile
>Fermis burst into flames, buying me time
>grab my Thinkpad
>escape hatch blocked by cans
>prepare for final stand
>cop comes around corner
>nail her on the head with my Thinkpad
>Thinkpad 1 SWAT helmet 0
>another cop rounds corner
>shoots me
>absorbed in my fat, bounces off
>this angers me
>release the bear
>Guardian Neckbear leaps from neck and begins biting cop
>throw GNU/Hurd kernel DVDs at him
>he dies from disgust
>cop jumps through can pile
>falls onto my pile of dragon dildos
>runs back out screaming
>jump in my get-away pedovan
>mom runs out of house
>SERGIO COMPUTER NO JUST WORKO
>NOT NOW MOM I'M BUSY
>rev up car
>cop cars begin coming around corner
>speed off
>they chase me
>they have no drivers and crash into poles
>an entire polish parade
>1.7% of the parade survive
>more cops behind me
>NO TIME FOR LOVE, COPPERS
>helicopter appears above me
>it's rotational velociodencity begins to degrade as it comes closer to my giant dog-shapped pedovan
>it bluescreens
>SHIFT+ALT+F12
>automated script start purging private encryption keys
>RMS singing song start playing on speakers 500% volume

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>>25284396

>>25284604
Adding unnecessary crap like curly braces you don't fucking need is what makes code unreadable, you slack jawed idiot. Go write some Java is unnecessary syntactical sugar is what you like.

>>25284635
>countdown initiated
>in 2 moves I eject ALL discs in a magazine
>run towards window
>open
>jump out on soft landing spot
>through gate
>lock on other side to prevent chasers from coming following
>dump cellphone in trash can while running
>bike in garage across the street
>VRRRM
>in 1 minute I'm 1.5 Km way
>countdown complete
>house detonates
>smuggling myself into Russia now
Nice try government.

nigers jews bad news bears

>>25284645~
>Adding unnecessary crap like curly braces you don't fucking need
You should try Python. =w= Indentation is way better than curly braces (And people who write curly brace languages still use indentation anyways - Wat).

>>25284612~
How many times have you posted that?

>>25284578
sweet. Didn't have that one yet.