ITT: We all pretend we're on Slashdot
Cool! I get to be 19 and skinny again?...no?Cause that's the only difference.
>>25227347frosty piss! nuke from orbit! RMS! M$!What was the article about?
>>25227347Insightful: (+64) : herp derp
>Reddit>/.it's all the same bullshit
Didn't you read the OP's history, he is obviously a troll.
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>>25227424Apparently you didn't read the entire article, did you ? It's obvious that he's a sure source of information. Besides, I work at Microsoft, all my point are valid.
>>25227347I used to always get FIRST POSTbut then I took an arrow in the knee.
>>25227424you insensitive clod!
>>25227478Why is this rated "funny", this should be rated "insightful".
>>25227478boat parent funny!
>>25227452Yeah for this story, you are just karma whoring for your next big troll fest.
what is slashdot
... do we run linux?
I never posted on Slashdot. The few times I went there, all I could think about is how much groupthink and faggotry there was.Kinda like Reddit.
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Hmm... Does the new code tag allow you to page-widen?
>>25227571lol
I didn't read TFA but I for one welcome our new Natalie Portman overlord.
>>25227347Once again [insert faggy mod name here] shat a story that was like 2 days old just to get more karma. And once again the title is misleading... if misleading was a synonym for "totally made up".I miss the real slashdot.
Fuck, slashdot has turned to shit.High IDs everywhere..,It's like if we where in 4chan...
Is this what /g/ has come to? Netcraft confirms it, 4chan is dead.
Op is a faggot.
>>25227762Go back to 4chan.
woah guys when did we get a theme that looks like /g/?
>>25227805How did you post a picture? Are you a Mod?
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4chan is to slashdot what reddit is to 4chan. Think about it.
>>25227895>2012>Posting as AC
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>>25227980Why didn't you just wipe and reformat?
Fucking 7-digit UIDs knowing nothing at fucking all, as always.3-4-5-6 DUIDs rule!
>>25227944I could already tell you this one. 4chan was GNAA/Trolltalk.Slashdot is one of the original spawning grounds of 4chan's ideals, just like 4chan is the spawning grounds of most of Reddit's ideals.Yea, can you tell I know all three sites rather intimately?
>>25228041You're an oldfag, and therefor, probably and gentleman. I'm too young and only know 4chan, Slashdot and reddit. I'm no redditor, but an active 4chan user and a Slashdot lurker, that's still a pretty good source of information, no matter what shitfest happens in the comments.
>>25228128+3 Interesting
>>25228128>gentlemanNo way in hell am I one. I'm one of the most offensive fuckers on slashdot and have had Secret Service called upon me for my comments.I am most certainly oldskool.
>>25228437> AM NOT GENTLEMAN, AM FUCKERHrm, I think this guy's legit. (Roomed with one of the slashdot founders in Sunnyvale back when it was starting out, but thought it was for faggots at the time)
>>25228437>and have had Secret Service called upon me for my comments
They used to say that all the people from Slashdot went to Digg.A while later they said that all the people from Digg went to reddit.Then they said that all the people from reddit went to 4chan.So I think we don't really have to pretend we're Slashdot, because WE ARE
