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  • File: 1333945777.jpg-(51 KB, 340x310, 1315454070585.jpg)
    51 KB Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:29 No.24089948  
    continuation
    https://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/24080135 first
    >>24086277 second
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:31 No.24089982
    Vincent-sensei! Why are you posting this story on here! It's embarrassing!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:32 No.24089990
    >>24089982

    SHUT UP GURL, IT'S MR. BONES TIME
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:32 No.24089993
    Even though its fake vincent, I'll bump this for the sake of the real one.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:32 No.24089998
    >>24089993
    >implying...
    fuck it
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:33 No.24090004
    >Mon visage quand Vincent ne peut pas typer très vite, mais il parle anglais très bien.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:33 No.24090010
    >>24089993
    >Vincent
    >in the subject
    apparently it was dumb of me to think people would see that.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:34 No.24090016
    >>24089993

    No it isn't, check the trip.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:35 No.24090036
    >>24090016
    that's a subject, retard.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:35 No.24090039
    >>24090016
    No YOU check the trip anon.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:36 No.24090045
    >>24090016
    Oh shit, look at this autist.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:38 No.24090094
    HURRY UP DAMMIT
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:41 No.24090142
    Plan to teach english in japan after uni. Whoo
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:55 No.24090410
    BUMP
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:57 No.24090450
    I get more diamonds from copypasta imouto threads
    What a waste of time
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:57 No.24090459
    this isnt technology related
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:58 No.24090487
    >>24090459

    Oh yes it is, fuck you
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)00:58 No.24090494
    As promised, I'll tell you how she nailed me in this thread. then it's bed time, it's almost 6am here after all.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:59 No.24090506
    inb4 my hips are moving on their own
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:59 No.24090510
    >>24090494
    Please go with as much details as you can recall
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:59 No.24090511
    >>24090494

    Hooray!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)00:59 No.24090515
    >>24090494
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P3ALwKeSEYs
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:00 No.24090532
    >>24090494

    You are the man
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:00 No.24090538
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    Is that guy from yesterday who was offering a free unused dragon dildo here?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:01 No.24090547
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    Oh well, moral of the story. You're always gonna fuck the bitch. Thanks for the good lead up man. I'm out.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:01 No.24090556
    >>24090538

    Serious case of the wrong thread
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:02 No.24090573
    Why in the crap did you waste the first opportunity if you fucked anyway :|
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:03 No.24090595
    >>24090573
    Because he was no longer her teacher when the fucked, and he couldn't get in trouble
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:04 No.24090608
    >>24090573

    Because he was her teacher and she was probably younger. It also didn't help the situation that she was vulnerable at the time.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:05 No.24090621
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    How will you sleep through the sounds of birds
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:10 No.24090728
    >>24090608
    I got the impression that it was a matter of weeks between her trying to jump him the first time and them bumping uglies for the first time.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:10 No.24090732
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    sleepy bump
    >> brent 04/09/12(Mon)01:10 No.24090740
    I feel like the OP has done more in this one story than I've done in my entire life.
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)01:11 No.24090752
    It was my last week in Japan and I decided to spent it wandering around Tokyo, I told Nozomi that I'd be in Tokyo, but I told her I was going there to unwind before I left for England.

    I'd be Jewing up over the near enough 3 years I'd spent in Japan (Thats right, 3, 2 more years and I could have claimed residency, and thanks to my exp and fucking glowing recommendation from the governing body of that school I'm pretty much guaranteed a job if I ever want to go back) so I decided I'd blow through 10,000-15,000 yen a day buying and doing crazy shit before I went home, I bought some pretty nice things, ate the worlds best sushi (apparently, according to frommers) and in the evening I was sitting in a bar acting like a baka gaijin with some dank as fuck sony headphones on drinking Asahi Dry and reflecting on my time in Japan when my god save the queen rap music was cut off by an email "I'm in Tokyo, where are you?"

    I took my heels off the table and emailed back "You're joking right? How!?"
    "Shinkansen, do you still have your motorbike?"
    "No, I sold it back to the dealership"
    "Mouuuu~ where are you?"
    "In a bar in Ikebukuro..."
    "Do you have a hotel room booked yet?"
    "Yes, the same one I always book"
    "Meet you there Vincent-SAN <3~"

    So, wanting to get to the bottom of this I paid the barkeeper, jumped on the metro to Shibuya and ran down the passage beneath the diet building and back up to the hotel doors, I stopped for a cigarette and thought I'd beaten her there when I felt a kick up my bum and a voice say "Osoi! teehee!"

    and there she was in a brand new haircut and new clothes.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:11 No.24090759
    >>24090740

    OP is just using the subject line

    need a post vincent
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:12 No.24090771
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    >this thread
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:12 No.24090781
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    >>24090752
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:13 No.24090801
    >>24090752
    >Mouuuu~

    It's coming
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:14 No.24090818
    >>24090752

    MORE
    >> brent 04/09/12(Mon)01:14 No.24090828
    >>24090752
    You are the world's slowest typist
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:15 No.24090854
    >>24090752
    Baka gaijin = stupid foreigner, roughly
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:16 No.24090878
    How did I end up in here? I thought I got off this ride!
    >> brent 04/09/12(Mon)01:17 No.24090887
    >>24090878
    Mr. Bones Says: The Ride Never Ends
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:17 No.24090889
    >>24090828

    I dunno....maybe second or third.

    ...Gah, and I'm sitting here hammering F5 because I want to read this damned story. It's quarter past 6 Vincent, you bastard.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:17 No.24090893
    >>24090854
    stupid outsider*
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:18 No.24090906
    None of us are sleeping tonight.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:18 No.24090920
    >>24090889
    4chanx
    installgentoo.net
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:19 No.24090928
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    >My face when he's leading us on a wild adventure he makes up as he goes because he likes the attention and wants to establish himself as a new exciting tripfag
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:19 No.24090932
    >>24090889
    He's been posting about every 14 minutes, so his next post should be around 6:25, by your clock.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:19 No.24090937
    >>24090920
    If he's the same guy from earlier, we've already been over it with him.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:19 No.24090938
    >>24090928

    I have to get up in 4 hours but I am sitting here.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:19 No.24090948
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    >>24090928
    This.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:20 No.24090956
    I want to get off the ride, but I have to see this through to the end! If I can't lead an interesting life I can at least read about someone else's
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:20 No.24090966
    >>24090928
    he posted as anon before all this.
    see
    >>24087628

    >>24090938
    I've been here for 4 1/2 hours reading this.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:20 No.24090970
    Fuckin' heck man, it's 6 in the morning.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:21 No.24090974
    >>24090893
    Foreigner sounds a bit better than outsider
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:21 No.24090977
    >>24090932

    He's in the same timezone - hell, he's in the same country as me. I don't have anything to do today, though I believe Vincent said he has wor...waitaminute, it's a bank holiday!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:21 No.24090982
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    >>24090970
    >heck
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:22 No.24090987
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    >>24090956
    >I want to get off the ride,
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)01:25 No.24091028
    >>24090752
    I took a drag on my cigarette and looked her up and down, then said "That new haircut looks great on you, short is definitely your look, clothes are great too", she bumped me to the side with her ass and said "Hurry up please Mr. Vince! I have something to show you!" and pointed to her bag, I said "Whats in there?", She said "It's a secret!", so I finished up my cigarette, bought some Pocari and some gum from the familymart and took her to my room, when she got on there she took a deep breath and smiled, then opened her bag and said "Sit down on the bed and close your eyes, and don't open them", I did as she asked and I heard her take out something a place it in my hand, it felt like a box, she said "Keep them closed please!" and dug around in there again for a small letter, which she placed on top of the box, then said "Now open them! the letter and box too! Box first!"

    Inside the box was a little teddybear with our names on the bears sweater, she shyly said "It's something to remember me by... do you like it?" I smiled and said "Of course I do Nozomi!" (I later found out that she had made the little sweater herself, adorable), then I opened the letter, and inside it was a poem telling me how she felt... it was really sweet, it thanked me for everything I did for her, being her friend, letting me be her first kiss, helping her at school, always being there for her etc.

    after I read it I was speechless, I just stood up and put my arms around her and kissed her on the forehead, she put her arms around me, and for a few moments everything was peaceful, then she got crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:26 No.24091039
    >>24091028
    Carry on.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:26 No.24091051
    >>24091028
    FUCKING TYPE FASTER GODDAMN IT
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:26 No.24091053
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    >>24091028
    >>then she got crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:26 No.24091055
    >>24091028
    >then she got crazy
    Oh boy, here we go.
    >> brent 04/09/12(Mon)01:27 No.24091057
    >>24091028
    christ you type so slowly lol
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:27 No.24091058
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    >>24091028

    >she got crazy.

    Welp, here goes nothing...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:27 No.24091061
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    >>24091028
    >then she got crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:27 No.24091064
    >>24091028
    >then she got crazy.
    ...Proceed.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:27 No.24091065
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    >>24091028
    >then she got crazy
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:27 No.24091066
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    >>24091028
    >then she got crazy
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:28 No.24091074
    Now we wait another 15-20 fucking minutes.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:28 No.24091080
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    >>24091057
    >>24091051
    It takes time to make something like this up.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:28 No.24091086
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    >>24091028
    > then she got crazy.
    >> Vincent !AMJ.1Ks4Zw 04/09/12(Mon)01:28 No.24091092
    >>24091028

    That is when I remembered how long it had been since I last saw Nozomi, four years. We had spent our last week at a local carnival outside her hometown. It almost seemed like she was wearing the same clothes as back then, and the air smelled sweet and nostalgic.

    That's when I realized I never left the ride.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:28 No.24091093
    >He's been posting about every 14 minutes, so his next post should be around 6:25, by your clock.

    Called it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:28 No.24091096
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    >>24091028
    >then she got crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:29 No.24091103
    >>24091093

    Maybe he's like the computer thing in LOST
    >> D: RaiCL 04/09/12(Mon)01:29 No.24091108
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    hey ... hurry up please??

    over in Washington state its like 10:30 pm on easter...there is school for me tomorrow..... i have tests and finals... but im hooked, cant sleep till you finish ;) hurry up please!!!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:29 No.24091109
    >>24091086
    >>24091096

    You guys are slow readers.

    Are you lack or something?
    >> sage 04/09/12(Mon)01:30 No.24091112
    >>24091092
    dont fucking ruin it imposter
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:30 No.24091119
    >>24091103
    Maybe he's already written the story out and has a script posting for him.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:30 No.24091120
    >>24091109
    >lack
    *black
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:30 No.24091133
    >>24091092
    I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE
    I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE
    I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE
    I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE
    I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE
    I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:31 No.24091135
    >>24091120
    that's racist
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:31 No.24091137
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    >then she got crazy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:31 No.24091143
    >>24091092
    Oh god. I laughed so hard
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:31 No.24091145
    >>24091093
    I bow down in supplication to your awe inspiring temporal foresight.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:31 No.24091147
    >>24091028
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy
    >then she got crazy

    I knew I shouldn't have bought nVidia because it's getting hot up in hurr
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:31 No.24091150
    >>24091133
    sorry, nobody gets off the ride until they've grown as a person
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:32 No.24091152
    >>24091092
    OH YOU.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:33 No.24091169
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    >>24091112
    >>24091152
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:33 No.24091174
    How ugly is she this is never mentioned
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:33 No.24091183
    >>24091174
    there was a picture of her she looks fine
    >> brent 04/09/12(Mon)01:34 No.24091185
    >>24091183
    There was no picture of her
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:34 No.24091186
    >>24091183
    Show me...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:34 No.24091192
    >>24091185
    shut up brent
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:34 No.24091194
    >>24091183
    lolnope. That was a 12 year old who was murdered a few years back. Nevada-tan.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:34 No.24091197
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    >>24091183
    >implying
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:35 No.24091203
    >>24090966
    Other side of the pond checking in. Nearly 1:30 AM here but I work nights so I need to force myself to stay up a few more hours anyway or I'll wake up mid-day and be worthless tonight.

    Also sticking around because iwanttobelieve.jpg
    If this is all true Vince really needs to get back with her
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    >>24091192
    anonymous pls
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:35 No.24091214
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    >>24091194
    Nevada-tan wasn't murdered.
    She was the murderer.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:36 No.24091231
    >>24091185
    >>24089636
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:36 No.24091234
    >>24091203
    Vince obviously doesn't like her that way, otherwise he would have taken her home with him instead of friendzoning her on Skype.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:37 No.24091239
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    ̟̙̳̖̰Ê͊ͩͣͥͬ͗҉̛̛̻ ̟̤̝̰̏̀M̸̠̄̑͢R̴͔̱̞͗̍ͫͨͦ̇.̼͉̄ͦ̉͋͡ ̶̀̇̂̈́ͨ҉̨͎̲͕͍B̷̛͕̤̙͖̈͐Ǫ͍̦͍̜̳̐͊Ṉ̯̳͙͈̱͉̭͛̃̍̓̂ͮͧ͜Ĕ͒̈́̒
    ̰̹̻̣̮̹͓S͎͊ͮͨͭ͝ ̴͕̗̻͗͜W̬̜ͥ̓̔͌͊ͧͧͭ͞͝͞I̺͔̐̎̐L̤̬̫͖͔͕̐̆ͯ̊̽̋̑͊D̔̚͏͓̯͚̘̦ ̧̯̻̭̠̺̝̻͑ͦ̈́͠R̨̝̻͈ͧͤ̔͊ͥ̓͝I̖̭ͭͭ̽͒̔̉̌̚Ḋͥ́͏̲Ȩ͇͗̾͊ͪ̆̆ͨ͜
    ̣̣̣͓̜̦̪̝
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:37 No.24091244
    >>24091231
    >bold
    Try harder.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:38 No.24091252
    You could have done a better job
    For example
    After the poem she could have said "Now I want to thank you" as she pushed me down onto the bed
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:38 No.24091253
    >>24091214
    Derp, that's what I meant to say. Damn this thread for making me stay up too damn late.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasebo_slashing
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)01:38 No.24091257
    >>24091028
    She whispered "I love you Mr. Vincent..." and kissed me on the lips, then walked forward pushing me down onto the bed, I said "What are you doing?" and sitting ontop of me she said "You will be half a world away this time next week, please Mr. Vincent, I want you to be my first, I want to remember you forever, I love you so much!" and before I could say anything she started kissing me again, that familiar tremor and heavily breathing came back on as she wasted no time pulling her dress off from over her head and without warning, ripped the buttons clean off my shirt and pressed her body against mine, wrapping her arms around my head.

    No amount of jedi training can protect you against a semi-nude japanese teenager, I was done for, my dick was diamonds and we both knew it, she was a clever girl... I tried to get up and make sense out of it all but the harder I tried the more she forced me down and moaned "Dame! onegai dame sensei!" which, I'm sorry, was pretty hot, eventually she got her hands on my belt and it went flying towards the window at lightspeed I'm surprised she didn't break it with the buckle and she didn't even stop as it DONKed against the glass, by now my dick was so diamonds you could trade it in for a brand new Lamborghini, down my jeans and boxers went and in the instant she froze... the first sight of a dick was something to behold.

    Knowing I was too far gone now and with the law on my side (18 + not my student) I kicked off my shoes and jeans, threw my shirt and pressed the light switch next to the side of the bed.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:38 No.24091258
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    >>24091174
    Well OP mentioned he smoked in front of her, so he's not exactly quite the catch himself.

    Maybe he has a great beard to make up for his whiteknight beta I-threaten-highschool-students personality and looks. Doubt it though, you need to be a man to grow a manly beard.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:38 No.24091268
    >>24091257
    13 minutes this time. Much improvement Bincento-kunnn
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:40 No.24091291
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    T̨̖͕̻͍̳͓̹̰̞͔ͭͦ̀̉ͨͭ̑̆͒͒̓͗ͦ̉͑̈̒͘Ḣ̶̢͓̮̝͚̋ͧͤ͆̀̽ͩ̏͌̈́͠ͅ
    ͇͔̯̤E̖͇͉̭ͩ̓ͦ̊̅͑̋̒̇̇́̈́ͬͤ͆͆́̈́͢͟ ̶͎̤̱̪̝̭̰̮̖̼̟̺̜̥͙͇͂ͩ͒ͮ̈́̂͆ͭ̀ͅ

    Ŗ̸̻̳̱̐̒̆̓͛Iͬ͗̇̐͋ͭͨͯ̃̌ͩ̋̚͢͏͝҉͏̝̜̹͕̗̮͎̟D̛̈́̿͆ͫͦ̌̆̀ͭ͂͐̚
    ̧̨̳̟̥̝̻̹̪͍̮͜Ȩ̶͕̪̮̑̅ͧ̇̑̇̍̑͐̈́̎͊͝͠ͅ ̷̷̴̖̫̖̞͕̟̭̭͑̉̈ͭͫͦ̌͋̂̍ͦ̊̓̐͒ͪ̊͜

    E̸̢͎̩͙̹̪̻̳̼̜̟͋ͦͯͦ̃͒̓ͩ̉͐̓̔́̚̕ͅN̵̛͉̺̺̣̍ͫ̈́̈́̆͆̐ͣͥ͂͗̀͢D͆ͪ
    ͈͈͓͈̮̜͍̗̟̣̈͗͐ͥͪ͘͡Ŝ̈̉̅̐̒̒͛͌ͮ͆ͤ̉ͪ̂ͣ͜҉͙͈͙͎̘̣̭̖̞ ̧̹̗͔̖̠̟̼̮͇͉̝̪̰̞̠̪̖̍̓̿̾̀ͥ͂̈ͩ̈̌̚͜

    H̸̜̺̙̲͚͚̯̖͕͙͚̩̺̤̭̦̀͆ͧͯͫ͛̃̔͐ͬ͋ͨ̏́̕͢E̽͌̋̑ͪͬ̽̇̿̉̑̆ͨ̒̀͝
    ̸̪̤͓͓̮̳͍̞̼͙̙̠͉̼̟͚̞͓̀͘R̨̨̙͓̯̹̗̲̻̠̺̼͍̮̙̊̆ͤ̎͑͒ͦ̉̀͘E͌̔̚
    ̵̧̗͓͇̮̞̞͉̩͇͈̭͋̌ͧ͆ͪ̓ͥ͂ͣͬ̏̏̃̎̂́͘͜
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:40 No.24091299
    >>24091257
    what glass why are you fucking a window on a bed
    >> Vincent !6cY.9/y/56 04/09/12(Mon)01:40 No.24091307
    >>24091257
    Before I went back to England we went up to the snow one last time. We spent the entire day playing up there. All was normal until something out of the ordinary happened. We came across a frozen lake. I was hesitant to walk one the ice, but Nozomi was determined. As we lay on the frozen lake staring up at the sky, Nozomi turns to me and says, "I would like to give you a present."

    I was reluctant to accept but also curious. Nozomi slowly goes down to my waist, and pulls down my pants. I don't try and stop her, she then pulls down my underwear reveling my abnormally large penis. That was by far the best blowjob I have had up until the ending of course. I was about to cum, and Mr.Bones jumps out, from were was beyond me.

    Nozomi screams and runs off. It was up to me to defeat Mr.Bones once and for all. I was taking back control of my life.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:41 No.24091311
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    >>24091257
    >by now my dick was so diamonds you could trade it in for a brand new Lamborghini
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:41 No.24091319
    >>24091257
    >pressed the light switch next to the side of the bed
    >turned off the light to not have to see her ugly mug

    Nozomi confirmed for BUTTUGLY JAP
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:42 No.24091333
    >>24091299
    Nozomi is actually his waifu and the glass is the computer screen.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:42 No.24091346
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    >>24091307

    >I was about to cum, and Mr.Bones jumps out
    >> Vincent 04/09/12(Mon)01:43 No.24091356
    >>24091307
    I was ready to fight him and reclaim my life, but Mr. Bones looked at me and told me "you can never leave Mr Bone's wild ride", which reminded me I was still in it waiting to die
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:44 No.24091365
    >>24091346
    oh jesus why can't i stop laughing at this combination of quote and image
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:44 No.24091379
    This is 3DPD and not even loli which might be acceptable, you disgust me tonight /g/.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:46 No.24091410
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    >>24091333
    >computer screen
    >glass
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:47 No.24091431
    >>24090752
    Vincent, what about the other story? Is there any way you can write it up in your free time and post it somewhere?
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)01:48 No.24091438
    >>24091258
    > Implying I don't look fabulous
    > Implying the British Navy doesn't have a mandatory course on expert beard growth and grooming

    >>24091257
    She fumbled around for some time, kissing, touching and feeling every bit of my body, her bra came off first and she dry humped me while moaning, her panties were soaking wet and by the moans she was waiting for it, I gripped her panties with my thumbs and she stopped in her tracks, I asked "Are you ready?", she whispered "Take me.." and her her arms around my neck, I rolled her on to her back so I was on top, I slid her panties off and she wrapped her thighs around my waist, I touched the lips of her pussy with my cock, and without a word, and a gentle kiss, I slowly forced myself into her, she made laboured, pained breaths until finally she freed up and relaxed a little, letting me go deeper and deeper until she managed to take the whole of my cock.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:48 No.24091444
    >>24091108
    you're in washington? i am also
    and im a chick
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:48 No.24091445
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    >>24091379
    Everyone knows that /g/ is a sucker for love stories.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:49 No.24091455
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    >>24091444
    >and im a chick
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:49 No.24091462
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    >>24091438
    POST FASTER
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:51 No.24091489
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    >>24091438
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:52 No.24091508
    >>24091438
    0/10 didnt even check she was use birth control
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:52 No.24091509
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    >>24091438
    >Can fit entire penis into asian 18 year old

    Confirmed for 5 incher.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:52 No.24091511
    >>24091438
    Boner mode: achieved.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:53 No.24091535
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    >>24091462
    what in the hell is going on in that image...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:54 No.24091541
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    >>24091438
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:55 No.24091558
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    i've got to be a chick.
    i mean, i got trips
    >> Vincent !!P/yNL8iY8tq 04/09/12(Mon)01:55 No.24091560
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    Since you keep asking what I look like, I'll post a pic of me. Don't ask for nozomi's guys, I won't post it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:57 No.24091577
    >>24091560
    would you stop that
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:57 No.24091587
    >>24091560
    Still wondering what this thing is...
    >> Vincent !!vQPoPGbEucd 04/09/12(Mon)01:57 No.24091588
    And dis mufugga like YOU FUCK MY DAUGHTA? an om all lyk "NIGGA I AIN EVEN KNO NO 'ZOMI
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:57 No.24091593
    >>24091560
    >ohgodwhat.jpg
    Nice try.
    >> MR BONES MR BONES 04/09/12(Mon)01:58 No.24091597
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    MR BONES IS IN FULL EFFECT
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:58 No.24091600
    File deleted.
    >>24091560
    >Don't ask for nozomi's guys, I won't post it.
    I hacked her FB, guize! Pic related
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:59 No.24091615
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    After all that, she passed out. I was leaving back for Britain anyway, so I thought I might as well leave her a parting gift: Asian style.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:59 No.24091618
    Man, I get more hard off of reading sex stories than actually having sex.

    Something is really fucking wrong with me, what have you done to me 4chan?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)01:59 No.24091622
    >>24091560
    Oh god, what has Mr.Bones done to you.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:01 No.24091641
    >>>/reddit/
    >> Vincent 04/09/12(Mon)02:01 No.24091650
    >>24091622
    He broke all his bones!
    hahaah
    Get it? His bones!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:01 No.24091654
    I cry evry time.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:01 No.24091657
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    >>24091618
    something wrong with that?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:02 No.24091677
    >>24091618

    Not 4chan mate, you sound like the ideal man for most girls because you sound like a romantic. You care about the everything of relationship rather than just the dick goes in pussy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:03 No.24091682
    >>24091615
    my go nothing on earth smells worse than asian shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:03 No.24091689
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    >You will never hear Vincent's more interesting story.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:03 No.24091694
    >>24091677
    >Women
    >Wanting betas
    L
    O
    L
    All bitches and whores, they just want the money.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:05 No.24091716
    Vincent, your story is captivating me. Please tell everyone to go to bed, I have class tomorrow (Why can't the USA center all its holidays around Christianity?).
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:05 No.24091720
    >>24091657
    No. At least I hope not.
    >>24091677
    I do admit, I like relationshipy part of being with a woman more but sex feels, overrated, pussy does feel nice though just not something I would miss if I didn't have it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:05 No.24091723
    >7am
    >I am still here
    >The ride never ends
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:05 No.24091725
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    >>24091677
    >Getting off to a textual pussy is somehow different than watching a dick go in a pussy
    That's incorrect.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:07 No.24091769
    >mention Mr. Bones in the first thread
    >people are still talking about it hours later

    I love you guys.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:07 No.24091773
    >>24091694

    If you apply it like a beta you apply it like a beta, if you apply it like you should though then you should fall in love good with someone if you care about the relationship.
    I might be jaded though because this country (USA) has a fucking huge divorce rate right now, divorce shows a real judge of character for the people of the country (or maybe just corporate and media brainwash).
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:08 No.24091783
    >>24091769

    Mr. Bones is eternal

    YOU'RE STILL IN THE FIRST THREAD
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:08 No.24091785
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    >>24091723
    GOD DAMN YOU, MR. BONES
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:10 No.24091810
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    When will it be over, it's so late it's early
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:11 No.24091825
    oh god op please leave a link to a blog or something where you will post your second story sometime
    >> !p/MBArQSaM 04/09/12(Mon)02:11 No.24091832
    It's been almost 25 minutes since the last post, I think he fell asleep.
    >> Vincent 04/09/12(Mon)02:12 No.24091839
    >>24091832
    That or his next post will be glorious and long
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:12 No.24091844
    I've ripped about a gigabyte of Japanese porn off of tube sites while waiting for OP to finish his story.

    Dear god man, in the name of the fucking Queen, finish your story. I have to end this.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:14 No.24091871
    I left the previous thread open like two hours ago only to come back and see it STILL isn't finished. Wow.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:15 No.24091879
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    It's quarter past seven in the goddamned morning and I'm sitting here waiting on the slowest typist in the entire galaxy.

    Even Vorlons type faster, and they don't even have fingers!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:16 No.24091897
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    >>24091871
    I've been here since the start of the first thread. it wont end
    once he's done with this one I'm puushing everything.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:16 No.24091905
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    I SWEAR TO GOD VINCENTS POSTING SPEED IS SLOWER THAN IF THE FUCKING SLOWEST GLACIER IN THE ENTIRE GOD DAMN GALAXY ON GLACIER PLANET GOT HIT WITH A FREEZE RAY AND CAUGHT IN A TIME WARP AND THEN WAS HELD IN RELATIVE STANDSTILL BECAUSE THE MOTHERFUCKING FLASH WAS RUNNING CIRCLES AROUND IT
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:17 No.24091908
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    While waiting for OP, my account at PTP got disabled; no doubt from a direct result of this thread. Thanks, Vincent. Asshole.
    >> Vincent !!uMupfdbAPqr 04/09/12(Mon)02:18 No.24091931
    >>24091438
    I bent over and we kissed each other while I was in her. She wrapped her legs around my back. I began thrusting, maintaining our embrace. We kept this up for what felt like hours. Eventually, I was about to climax, so I pulled out and shot spaghetti all over her tummy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:18 No.24091932
    God has seen our sins
    We were not fit for even the 9th circle, a 10th was created just for 4chan
    MR BONES WILD RIDE
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:18 No.24091939
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    If this is some kind of troll, Vincent, it's perfect.

    Truly. I have never, ever gotten this frustrated at a thread before.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:19 No.24091944
    >>24091905
    I have to read that book ASAP, yet it is boring as fuck compared to Vincent's glorious story. Fuck.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:20 No.24091959
    I typed this sentence with my nose im hopes of following OPs slow-typing ways to my very own horny Japanese schoolgirl.

    Time for that sentence: 2 min, 30s. Also my keyboard smells funny.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:20 No.24091965
    >>24091944
    I've had that book next to me for almost a year and still haven't bothered reading it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:21 No.24091972
    >>24091944
    >Read stories like this about GLORIOUS NIPPON
    >Realize I'm not white, blond and blue eyed nor black so some Jap girl won't like me.
    God damn it, being of Mexican descent is painful sometimes; fuck it, I'll go to TJ and get myself a Mexican loli like always.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:22 No.24091993
    >>24091939
    It will end with
    >I got home from Japan and told my family about Nozomi. I got in one little fight and my mom got scared and said, "You're movin' with your auntie and uncle in Bel Air"
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:22 No.24091994
    >>24091959
    iu tryped tghids weith my divck cap[tcha 2
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:22 No.24091995
    >>24091932
    First Circle: Limbo
    Second Circle: Lust
    Third Circle: Gluttony
    Fourth Circle: Greed
    Fifth Circle: Anger
    Sixth Circle: Heresy
    Seventh Circle: Violence
    Eighth Circle: Fraud
    Ninth Circle: Treachery
    Tenth Circle: Mr. Bone's Wild Ride
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:23 No.24092011
    I really need to go to sleep now, but I don't want to miss any of this.
    Damn you, Vincent! I have to work tomorrow! Err, today. Whatever.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:23 No.24092020
    >>24091965
    The writing style is incredibly aggravating to me (Cormac cant use apostrophes and uses running on sentences and throws in complicated words and taciturn gray sky of apocalypse.), and nothing's happening. I was reading it on and off, that boring. It got a bit exciting and intense right now (they actually meet someone and are in danger), so maybe I could get down to reading it continuously for a while, then thought "why not look at /g/?" and am stuck here ever since.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:24 No.24092024
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    I will eat your fucking heart if you keep typing like this, asshole.

    >ADURR I WENT OUT FOR A SMOKE, INVESTED IN SOME COMPANIES,BECAME A BILLIONAIRE, HAD 10 CHILDREN, RAISED THEM AND THEN DECIDED TO POST AGAIN, SORRY GUYS. YOU KNOW WHAT LIFE'S LIKE.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:24 No.24092035
    If this thread hits the bump limit before the story is over, I'm out
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:24 No.24092037
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    I think he's gone.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:26 No.24092053
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    GOD FUCKING DAMN IT VINCENT I WANTED TO GO TO SLEEP AT 12:00 SHARP AND I'M STILL HERE FUCKING SHIT FUCK
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:26 No.24092056
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    The longer I stay awake waiting, the more it feels like I cannot give up, but this is getting a bit silly
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:28 No.24092092
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    ...Alright, new plan. I'm going to wait, and then just catch this thread on the archive. That way I can get some GODDAMNED FUCKING SLEEP and still read the end.

    Vincent...Pirate a copy of Mavis Beacon or something, holy shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:29 No.24092112
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    Maybe his internet went out.

    Or he developed boneitis and can no longer type.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:30 No.24092124
    I was supposed to go to sleep ages ago. Fuck this, I'm out. Here's a brief summery of what Vincent was probably going to write:

    >we fucked
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:31 No.24092127
    Someone will stay, right? If I ask /g/ tomorrow, they'll remember this thread. Anyone staying, please save a pastebin or something.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:31 No.24092131
    >>24092112

    He still has a nose and a tongue, damnit, he can still type!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:32 No.24092151
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    >>24092124

    Oi, spoiler warning, you bastard!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:33 No.24092155
    I go to bed about 5 hours later than planned, a defeated and broken man. Curse you, Mr Bones.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:33 No.24092156
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    OP here, here's all I got so far.
    night /g/ents.
    http://puu.sh/oFrW
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:33 No.24092158
    >>24092127
    Anyone who is using 4chan X will be able to get auto updates for this thread if they leave it open.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:33 No.24092160
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    It's been way too long. H's been meaning to go to bed for ages. He's passes out by now, I guarantee it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:34 No.24092170
    >>24092127
    Don't worry, anon, I'll stay up all night long

    I just hope Bincento-san is still there
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:35 No.24092187
    >>24092158
    there's always the installgentoo archive
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:41 No.24092279
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    mfw when I stayed up 4+ hours late because of this
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:41 No.24092284
    Was reading Bury my Heart at Wounded Knee during the storytelling session. Just finished it and I will no recommend it to everyone here, since there's probably quite a few of you.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:41 No.24092289
    If anyone asks why I'm so tired tomorrow, I'm just gonna have to lie.
    >> Vincent 04/09/12(Mon)02:42 No.24092294
    It's been one hour guys. It's over, he'll never finish the story!
    >> Vincent 04/09/12(Mon)02:42 No.24092306
    >>24092289
    Tell them you were stuck in Mr Bone's wild ride
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:44 No.24092342
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    >>24092306

    No.

    He's still in it. We're all still in it.

    No matter what we do.

    It never will end.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:48 No.24092385
    >>24092294
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:49 No.24092396
    Okay, that's it. I'm looking up the conclusion on installgentoo tomorrow. Have fun staying up all year, boneheads.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:50 No.24092426
    Man, this whole thing really inspired me. I feel like being NEET is inferior to actually working now. It's like you have really lived in an anime plot.
    Some exotic foreigner moves to Japan, befriend a girl and ends up fucking her. All we need now is for her to die at child birth leaving you a struggling single father.

    You can really tell the culture difference though, no one in the UK would let you take their little girl out for a week.
    You'll probably be fired for taking her back to your flat for a start.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)02:52 No.24092465
    >>24092426
    and then a miracle comes from you helping all of your friends and she comes back like nothing had happened, and everyone hates you because that's confusing and you cried for nothing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:05 No.24092624
    >>24092426
    Same in US, couldn't take a girl out for a day over here.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:06 No.24092646
    anybody still here?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:07 No.24092661
    yes, but probably not for much longer.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:07 No.24092664
    >>24092624
    He couldn't even drive her home in the U.S. without the parents going ape shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:07 No.24092672
    >>24092624
    Unless you're in the South in a place where everyone knows each other, you'd better not even give a student a hug.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:07 No.24092681
    >>24092646
    Yes
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:08 No.24092687
    HOLY SHIT VINCENT WHERE ARE YOU

    I WANT TO GET OFF
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:09 No.24092699
    >>24092687
    double entendre for the win.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:13 No.24092763
    don't do this to me vincent
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:14 No.24092772
    >>24092763
    he already did

    go to bed
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:15 No.24092784
    How do I move to Japan?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:15 No.24092789
    >>24092784
    Swim.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:18 No.24092837
    >>24092672
    My attractive sixth grade teacher gave me a hug, after I gave her a present. Deal with it. Keep in mind this was a long time ago.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:19 No.24092854
    >>24092837
    That was a long time ago, hoss. I miss the years when hugs were free -and-open-source.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:22 No.24092896
    >>24092854
    They are still free (not sure if open source) here in Nicaragua.
    Yes, even a latinfag is amused by this story.
    >> Vincent 04/09/12(Mon)03:23 No.24092913
    Guys
    I..
    I want to teach English in Japan!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:24 No.24092936
    Someone should commission GTO doujin.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:24 No.24092941
    >>24092837
    >teacher hugs me in sixth grade,
    >remember i suddenly have to leave early,
    >the next week she doesn't show up, they bring in therapists.
    >I could have lost my virginity then
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:26 No.24092959
    >>24092896
    I mean free as in freedom.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:28 No.24093007
    >>24092959
    Yeah, I know, I can hug any 5 year-old girl without being treated like a lolicon. I'm 20 y-o.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:30 No.24093036
    >>24093007
    But they can not be free as in freedom if they are not open source.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:32 No.24093055
    >>24092896
    everyone knows that Nicaraguan hugs are malware
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:34 No.24093095
    >>24093036
    And exactly: How am I supposed to know if they're open source or not?
    >>24093055
    Yeah, I love you too, anon
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:34 No.24093103
    That feel when if my teacher had raped me in 5th grade, I wouldn't still be a virgin...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:35 No.24093122
    >>24093095
    You must be able to view the source and modify at will and re-release the changes.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:37 No.24093140
    >>24092941
    I didn't see this at the time of course, but you have to be seriously deranged to be an adult, and sleep with a sixth grader.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:37 No.24093147
    >>24093122
    How do I do that with hugs?
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    >>24093103
    Not that way. Not that way.

    I know it's not 4AM but it's close enough.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:40 No.24093192
    >>24093183
    Yes dumbass.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:42 No.24093220
    >>24093207
    no, it'll give you herpes
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:42 No.24093239
    >>24093207
    why the hell did you delete your other post?
    go away, you don't belong in this thread or on this board.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:44 No.24093257
    >>24093192
    oh that good to hear.guess I worry too much about it
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:46 No.24093287
    >>24093239
    cause I spell wrongly?well I figure this was the best place to ask
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:48 No.24093318
    >>24093287
    Go away, dude, this is neither the thread nor the board to ask that.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:57 No.24093428
    >>24093318
    I know it is off topic.well looks like I am wrong about crack program being related to technology then
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)03:58 No.24093444
    >>24093428
    No, your pirat animu is not technology. And it is certainly not this thread.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:01 No.24093484
    >>24093444
    actually I am referring to crack mirc and is it alright to use it or not
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:02 No.24093501
    >>24093484
    Only if you install gentoo.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:03 No.24093507
    >>24093484
    Why would you need a cracked mIRC client to download anime?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:04 No.24093515
    Just stop. He's not going back (for now). Bumping with your idiotic duckable question is just insulting
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:04 No.24093516
    >>24093507
    Nobody Answer this, the person asking doesn't belong on this board even more4 then the dude who asked about mirc.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:05 No.24093531
    >>24093516
    I'm asking rhetorically because he doesn't need a cracked client. The "evaluation" version works just fine.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:06 No.24093539
    >>24093507
    Using crack is perfectly fine, bro.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:08 No.24093558
    >>24093516
    Oh, it's because I don't know what crack is? Whatever. Maybe if this was still 2003 and I cared about IRC...
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:11 No.24093580
    >>24093531
    well I won't say anything more since some people are not too happy about it.let just say I have been using my evaluation version for about a 1000 days plus and all of a sudden it stop working today.I uninstall and reinstall it and it didn't work
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:13 No.24093594
    >>24093580
    If you scared of cracked programs, why don't you just buy it?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:14 No.24093603
    Why are people even using an IRC client to download anime?
    Is this a troll?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:15 No.24093611
    >>24093594
    I wish I could and actually I don't know much about
    cracked programs
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    >>24093603
    No one is going to explain it to you. you underage faggot.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:18 No.24093642
    >>24093613
    Why not just torrent?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:19 No.24093654
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    >>24093642
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:20 No.24093665
    >>24093654
    No need to be such an aspie about it.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:21 No.24093680
    >>24093654
    Come on little boy, you can do it. Think of some reasons why torrenting isn't an option.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:22 No.24093697
    >>24093680
    This was directed at>>24093642

    Also calling someone an, "aspie" proves my point further.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:23 No.24093699
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    >>24093680
    Who says I don't torrent as well.

    >little boy

    Hahahaha.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:24 No.24093717
    >>24093613
    I'm underage because I don't use some obscure, proprietary, IRC client that only runs on Windows?

    This is seriously the first time I have heard of people using IRC clients to download anime.

    It's even more ridiculous that you're asking whether it's safe.
    Safe from what? The anime police?

    Your whole post reeks of 12 year old.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:24 No.24093724
    >>24093697
    The point that you don't have? Vienez, petit chien, we both know better.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:25 No.24093731
    welp, i'll just check the archives later if vincent comes back
    this thread just took a massive nosedive
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:25 No.24093734
    >>24093717
    Underageb&.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:26 No.24093739
    >>24093697
    okay.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:26 No.24093748
    >>24093699
    >>24093680
    >>24093654
    >>24093613
    Get out of /g/.
    You sound either mentally deficient or multiple years under age.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:27 No.24093750
    >>24093717
    Your underage because you can't understand why someone would want to use that.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:27 No.24093760
    >>24093748
    >>24093748
    >>24093748
    >>24093748
    >>24093748
    >>24093748
    And you r afaggot who doesn't know about what IRC can do.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:28 No.24093769
    >>24093734
    >>24093750
    >>24093748
    >>24093760
    Stop shitposting.
    >>>/v/.
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    >>24093717
    >This is seriously the first time I have heard of people using IRC clients

    How old are you son.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:29 No.24093781
    >>24093770
    >to download anime
    Go back to /v/ if you cannot read.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:31 No.24093798
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    >>24093781
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:34 No.24093830
    >>24093750
    IRC clients are for connecting and chatting in IRC networks. Download managers are what you use to download files.
    I understand the MIRC may have a download manager built in. But why would you use an IRC client to download anime and not just any other download manager?

    What is so special about MIRC for the task of downloading anime?

    What is the significances of a "cracked" client?

    What is the risk that you are trying to minimise when you ask if it's "safe"?

    You sound like you're from /b/. It's in your writing style and vocabulary.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:44 No.24093941
    >>24093830
    Nothing, some people live in dorms and can't use torrents. It's the next best thing.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:46 No.24093961
    >>24093830

    >What is the significances of a "cracked" client?

    Go back to sucking stallman's dick.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:48 No.24093975
    So...
    No ending for the story? Well, that's a shame, goodnight to any anon that still here. I hope you can find your own Nozomi, or at least save some girl from bullies. Buenas noches desde Nicaragua.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)04:49 No.24093980
    >>24093830
    DCC warezbots and shit.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)05:02 No.24094113
    >>24093941
    Fair enough, but the MIRC doesn't seem the best solution.
    >>24093961
    There are plenty of good free alternatives.
    >>24093975
    I get the impression that there is no ending, he is still living out this story.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)06:09 No.24094861
    last bump before going to bed
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:27 No.24095629
    Shit
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:31 No.24095674
    I'll bump too.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:39 No.24095766
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    GOD DAMMIT VINCENT

    At least I'm glad I abandoned ship slightly early. I still only got 4 hours of sleep, however. Off to work now.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)07:53 No.24095904
    >>24093830
    I swear this guy is trolling. No one can be this dumb.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:19 No.24096143
    2 pm kids sleeping laundry done sure feels great
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)08:33 No.24096252
    Oh wow this thread is still alive... I fell asleep.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:34 No.24096265
    >>24096252
    FINISH THE GODDAMN STORY THEN
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)08:35 No.24096270
    >>24096265
    Ahaha, I could try.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:37 No.24096285
    >>24096270
    Looks like I better call in sick to work if I want to be able to read the ending.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:40 No.24096314
    >>24096285
    please dont the work needs you
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=endscreen&NR=1&v=ON-7v4qnHP8
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:45 No.24096357
    >>24096314
    >implying I don't get paid during sick days
    >implying they'll need an audio technician the day after Easter
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:52 No.24096422
    >>24096252
    FINISH IT DAMNIT
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)08:55 No.24096442
    i already precame >9000 times
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:09 No.24096579
    Bump, just woke up, been in this thread and the others since the very start.
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)09:22 No.24096710
    Sorry guys, I fell asleep half way through the next paragraph.

    She muttered "Please give me a moment" and shifted around a little beneath me, panting heavily and trying to mask the pain she was in, after a few seconds she quietly said "Please go slowly...", she gripped hard around my back, and for a while, each thrust was met with a quiet "hnng", I felt bad that I was hurting her but not wanting her first time to be a failure I kissed her softly on the lips, took her thighs and folded them around my back, then asked "Is that any better?", she gripped around my back tighter and whispered "Aishiteru Vincent...", I smiled and said "mo aishiteru yo" before slowly working myself up to a pace, after a few minutes she was able to relax a little and start moving herself, lightly stroking my back and panting softly she timed her body to move with my thrusts, and after a while she said "you can go faster if you want to..."
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:23 No.24096713
    >>24096710
    The story goes on!
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:24 No.24096722
    >>24096710
    good bye morning
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:24 No.24096725
    Did her hips move on their own?
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    >>24096710

    >wake up
    >still bummed there was no conclusion
    >turn on computer
    >go to /g/
    >check other pages for the hell of it
    >see this thread still up
    >see this post

    I am so happy.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:25 No.24096736
    >>24096710
    Boner alert
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)09:27 No.24096758
    >>24096710
    (I posted this as a new thread, hazukashii!)


    I picked up my pace, as I did so her breathing got heavier and her panting faster, I kissed her neck as I rolled her over on top of me, and she leaned down and kissed me before sitting up and with a loud pant she sat up on me and with her hands on my abs she gripped down and started to ride, softly at first, then as she got bolder she picked up pace and I could feel myself about to cum, but I held on and used jedi mind tricks because I wanted her first time to be as much about her as it was about me, I closed my eyes and tried my best to read her body, I started thrusting into her and her panting became deeper and labored, her moans got louder and her pants higher, I sat up and with a "Nozomi!" I wrapped my hands around her back and head, rolled her onto the bottom again , took her thighs under my arms and pulled her close, I picked up pace and started to thrust as deep as I could, her panting became raped and her moans were loud, she gripped my back with her thighs tighter than ever before and in that instant I felt her body began to start shaking, "Almost there!" I thought to myself, picking up my pace a little more, finally she uttered "Atashi! Ah, Atashi wa!" and as I got her nearest she clung tight and let out an "Ahhhhhggggg! ... Uaahhh!" and in that instant I came inside her too, and Held her back and head up with my hand as I unloaded a mighty load inside of her before easing her down back onto the pillows.
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)09:27 No.24096764
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    >>24096758

    As we lay there, naked, sticky and gasping for air, she found my hand with hers and gripped it tightly, then rolled onto my chest and kissed me on the neck, then lips, and for a while we just lay there with each other, until finally she giggled and said "I think it was worth the wait", I cuddled her close and asked what she meant, and she said "I've loved you from the first time you took me out of the rain Mr. Vincent... I owe everything to you... If you hadn't gotten so close to me I don't think I would have made it through school, and even then I don't think I would have did very well" I tried to speak but she put her finger on my bottom lip and said "Please, listen", before gripping tighter on my chest and saying "You were more than just a teacher to me, you were my friend... You took such a special interest in me and you helped me grow as a person, thanks to you I'm a lot more confident in myself and I think I'll get a brand new start a university, it's all thanks to you... I'm so glad you walked into my life, and I didn't want you to walk out of it before I let you know just how much I love you, I know you have to leave and I probably wont see you for a long time, but I want you to remember me forever, the same way I'll always remember you..." I heard her bite back on a tear, so I gently sat up and ran my fingers across her hair before closing my eyes and giving her a deep, passionate and long kiss and I said to her I promise that I'll always remember you, thank you for letting me in to your life", with that she gave me a tight hug and I gently lowered myself down on to the bed covering her back with the sheets.
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)09:28 No.24096774
    >>24096764

    After a while, she sat up again and giggled, then said "I want to do it again" and with that she guided her crotch down to mine and started rubbing, she giggled as it began to get hard again and leaned down to kiss me, then said "This time, I want to be on top!" I was honestly too tired to move but not wanting to dissapoint the girl I said "You got it" and slided my hands down to her thighs.

    She ran me ragged the whole night, we slept until the evenings, went out for something to eat, had a little fun, went to a nightclub one night (and I taught her how to dance in Womb, a popular nightclub), karaoke and drinking (well, more me sneaking her shots of jager and irish to drop into her cokes in pubs, but we drank in private in the karaoke booths), and every single night until my last night she rode me like a rodeo bull (thankfully I bought condoms on the second night and lady luck smiled down on me for the first night, that or I'm firing blanks which given my short but sweet naval career, wouldn't surprise me) and on the last day at the airport we said our tearful goodbyes and I gave her a big red box and told her not to open it until I got on the plane, when I landed in Abu Dhabi (for a 2 day stopover, hell yeah motherfucker) she had sent me a picture wearing my teacher ID tag that I'd put in the box (that she had a habit of fiddling with) along with my motorcycle jacket and she was holding the helmet by her side and smiling up at the camera, the message simply read "I'll see you soon SE-N-SE-I", I chuckled and whispered to myself "I certainly hope so kid".
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:30 No.24096789
    >>24096758
    >her panting became raped
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:34 No.24096817
    >>24096774
    So, that's it? Is this is where it all ends?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:34 No.24096820
    >>24096774
    she was already on top
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)09:37 No.24096844
    >>24096820
    as in mounted me man.

    >>24096789
    Typo, I've not long got up
    >>24096817
    Yes, there is the end of the ride.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:37 No.24096850
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    >>24096764
    >worth the weight
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:38 No.24096867
    >>24096844
    Well done chap!
    What are your plans for eachother? Moving in together when she graduates?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:39 No.24096879
    >>24096774
    post pic
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:39 No.24096883
    >>24096867
    >implying it wasn't a one-night-stand
    Why do you think he waited until just before he left?
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:40 No.24096895
    >>24096774
    So you did rape her, fully aware she was mentally unstable, as well as spiking her drink, you monster.
    >> Vincenzo 04/09/12(Mon)09:41 No.24096909
    >>24096774

    After 2 months of being at home, I received a call from Nozomi. She sounded very tearful, and I thought that this was just because she missed me. But this was not the case.

    She was pregnant.

    I couldn't believe it. We talked about what we were going to do with the baby, and she wanted to have it. I was half a world away, and I couldn't easily make her get an abortion if I wanted to. She chose to keep the baby.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:44 No.24096950
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    >>24096909

    >She was pregnant.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:45 No.24096964
    >>24096909
    >>24096950
    Not the real Vincent.
    >> Vincent !!xK/FU4NY4YR 04/09/12(Mon)09:46 No.24096974
    Well thats it guys, I have 6 other stories but most of them are less than 10 posts.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:47 No.24096996
    Mr. Bones wild ride is over.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:52 No.24097044
    Mr. Bones wild ride will never end.
    >>24096974
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:52 No.24097046
    >>24096883
    It was more of a "multiple-night stand
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:53 No.24097056
    >>24096725
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:54 No.24097070
    Wow that was a nice story glad I only found these threads 45 minutes ago and didn't have to wait hours for the conclusion.
    >> Vincenzo 04/09/12(Mon)09:54 No.24097080
    >>24096909

    The months passed and the due day came. I was able to watch the birth via webcam. I was able to see everything.

    As the baby started to come out, I noticed that it's arm seem too long and skinny for a human. Then another of these appendages came out. Then a some more.

    As I watched, completely dumbfounded by this, I saw some brown balls come out as well. It looked spaghetti and meatballs.

    "Binsento Sensei, Gomenasai! I didn't cheat on you! I didn't tell you...I was visited in a dream by the Flying Spaghetti Monster. He touched me with his noodly appendage. I carried the son of God".

    I was in complete disbelief. I thought to myself "I'm a modern day Joseph!". However, I decided to support her.

    To wrap things up, she has come to England to live with me. It's a completely different experience living with a pasta-baby; he somehow gets into my laundry and when I put my pants on in the morning, spaghetti comes falling out everywhere! But I love him; he has blessed our lives with delicious cuisine and divinity.
    >> Anonymous 04/09/12(Mon)09:56 No.24097101
    The entire Nozumi story compiled.
    http://db.tt/sprf9Y8o



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