>>24086277
"Oh Nozomi? She's in my homeroom, quite slow, underachiever, problems at home and as far as I can tell, no friends at all, it's quite sad really" Mrs. Kowashi (mid 40s with a stick up her ass) said without the slightest hint of care on her face, I asked if she had ever tried to do something about it and she said "It's not my place, it isn't yours Either Mr. Anon, do not concern yourself with her, she is my student", I tried to suggest otherwise but she shot me down with "She is my concern, not yours Mr. Anon."

It really bent me out of shape to hear a fellow fucking teacher talk about a student that way, I went into teaching because I wanted to be a fucking awesome teacher, but being the English teacher didn't really mean shit to other teachers, you were just a visitor and would be gone within the year most of the time.

So I was riding home, given that it was about 6pm by the time I finished my marking and prep, It was raining and I was pretty hungry so I decided to go into the middle of the town and grab a bowl of whatever looked edible while I waited out the rain, I stopped at a small restaurant, parked my bike and ordered a bowl of what I now know was Pork Cutlet Udon.

So there I was staring out of the window into oblivion listening to Gorillaz through my headphones sipping away at the noodles when I see a girl walking around in the rain, I noticed it was my schools uniform, I set down my chopsticks and put my glasses on for a better look and sure as shit, it was Nozomi, so I put my bike jacket on and called out "Sorry, I'll be back in a moment!" to the owner, then went outside and called out to her "HEY! Nozomi! Wait up!", she stopped in her tracks and waited while I caught up to her and I asked what she was doing walking around in the rain, she told me she had lost her cellphone and bag so she had to walk home, so I said "Well you're going to catch cold like that, come inside, I'll give you a ride home when the rain eases up"

Too long and off topic. Reported and hidden

>>24086330
Why not just hidden? lols

She tried to refuse and say she was fine but I wasn't having any of it, I told her that I wouldn't be able to relax knowing I'd let one of my students walk home in the pitch black and pouring rain and that I'd worry about her all weekend otherwise, and eventually she agreed to come out of the rain.

Without asking (because japanese people always say no) I ordered her a small bowl of ramen and a bottle of coke, then passed her my phone and told her to call her parents and tell them that she was safe, she made the call and... wow, her parents were pissed off, eventually they asked to speak to me, and her mother thanked me for taking care of her, I told her it wasn't a problem at all and that I'd have her back to them before 9pm,

Neither of us said shit for a good 10 minutes, then, while reading emails on my phone I said "You didn't loose your bag did you Nozomi..." she didn't say anything, so I continued "You know, despite how I look now I was bullied in school a lot, I know how it feels to have your bag stolen, I also know what it's like to be the kid everyone picks on... you have the same look I used to have in school" I'd have continued, but a tear rolled down her cheek and her lips started wobbling, I felt angry both for her, and at myself... I remember when my big brother broke through my armour and it's not a nice feeling, and here I was making her cry in a public place which is kind of a big deal in Japan.

>>24086330

Human interaction is technology.

I reached out and rubbed her back and said "It's alright Nozomi, you're not alone anymore..." which pretty much made her erupt into a sob, and I rubbed her back for a while until the rain started to ease up, it was about past half 7 and I asked her what her address was, pulling up a map on my phone I discovered that she was actually not far from my apartment, only 3 roads away, but before that I asked what really happened to her bag, apparently 3 girls had thrown it into someones back yard so we went there first and I knocked on their door and asked if I could look around for my students bag out back, the kind old broad had the bag ready and simply handed it to me, which I then handed to Nozomi and apart from her textbooks being a bit soggy everything was fine including her cellphone which was in the bag, after that I took her home, and before she went in I scribbled down one of my mail addresses and told her to email me, she thanked me, apologized for being so much trouble and went inside.

I heard nothing from her until the Sunday evening, then I got a mail.

>>24086355
OP is not here anymore broseph

Inside the mail she simply asked "Is it ok if I call you Mr.Binsento (Vincent) in mail?" I said "Sure you can, but my friends call me Vince, how was your weekend Nozomi?" and an hour later she said "I have spent most of my weekend in my room, I caused you a lot of trouble on friday, I'm sorry Mr.Vince", I emailed back "I'm your teacher, but I'm also your friend, think nothing of it", then she emailed back "Thank you, see you tomorrow Mr.Vince."

The next day she emailed me in the morning asking what we were doing today in class, I said "We're reading and working on phonetics, have you practiced?", she emailed back "Yes, but I'm not very good", I told her that she shouldn't worry about it and that I'd see her 3rd period, sure enough I did and she seemed a little happy to see my face and she seemed a little more concentrated when we were doing class reading, afterwards she stayed behind while I packed up and walked with me to the staffroom talking about the work, she asked if I had a favorite book and I answered "Yeah, it's called Romanitas, it was written by a woman called Sophie McDougall" she asked if it had been translated, I told her it probably hadn't but she was welcome to borrow my copy and that I'd help her read it if she had any trouble, she accepted the challenge and the next day she borrowed the book, all 450 pages of it, needless to say she was overwhelmed at first but I told her that I'd read Japanese novels and if she had a good dictionary it wasn't as hard as it looked.

>>24086394
:|

>>24086394

That was a troll post by a guy with another tripcode.

That night she emailed me with "I am reading now, it is very hard... who is Hayley?", I had to think about it, then said "You mean the note at the start of the book? She's friend back home", she asked if she was my girlfriend, I said no, just a friend I'd known for a long time, she asked if I had a girlfriend back home, I said no, and joked that I'd been in Japan for 15 months, any sane girl would have sacked me by then.

To hurry the story along a little because I have the feeling this will 404 by the time I'm done at this pace, the texting continued for a month until the next time she was bullied severely, I was sitting in the staffroom marking work when my phone started ringing, I picked up and I heard Nozomi crying, I said "Nozomi? Whats wrong?" and she asked if I could meet her near the station, I packed up my marking and rode to the train station, she was sitting outside and her uniform was a mess, she had deep scrapes and scratches all along her arms and legs and one of her shoes was missing, I gave her my jacket and helmet and she jumped on the back of my bike, rather pissed off I fired up my bike and we set off, rather than taking her straight home I bought her back to my apartment and asked if she wanted to come inside so I could treat her wounds and she could tell me what happened.

Inside I broke out my first aid kit and set about cleaning the cuts on her legs, I asked her what happened and she said that she couldn't tell me because I'd make it worse, so I decided to tell her a story about how I dealt with my bullies which was basically me flipping out one day and almost throwing one of them out of the 3rd story window of my secondary school, needless to say she was shocked, but I told her my point was it's better to deal with them now rather than wait until they push you into a corner, and that I promise I wouldn't deal with them "the teacher way" if she told me what happened. So Nozomi told me that they followed behind her until they got to an underpass, then beat her up, demanded money then told her she better have more money tomorrow at lunch time, she started crying and I put my hand on her shoulder, looked her in the eyes and asked for their names, and she told me... and I was completely underwhelmed at her answers, it was the same 3 whores and 1 asshole in her class that fucked around in my lessons, so I told her that 3 things were going to happen.

I was going to make sure they didn't bother her at lunch time the next day
I was going to make sure they never got the chance to beat her up after school again
I was going to make sure their parents knew they were brats.

We need the need the ending Vincent.

This belongs on >>>/lit/ I think.

>>24086550
A thread got derailed and Vincent produced this story. I'm just waiting for him to finish.

Straight away I phoned Nozomi's mother and told her that she was with me and that I wanted to speak to her in an hour when I dropped her home, she agreed, nozomi gave me the OH SHIT look and I told her to relax and that everything would be fine, when I got there I told her what had happened... her mother didn't really seem to give a shit and implied that is was Nozomi's fault for not standing up to them and that she sgould have more back bone, biting back on my anger, I suggested that she was doing well in English and if it was alright by her I'd be more than willing to drop her home when I was done at work, to sweeten the deal I also suggested that Nozomi could benefit from some extra English tutoring... without even batting an eyelid she said "ok, do what you want if you think it is best for her Mr. Anon, as long as she doesn't bother you too much, she can be a difficult girl at times" and the tone of her voice was so "pfft, whatever" it made me rage inside, clearly she didn't give a shit... Only in Japan would you ever hear a mother say something like that, but it worked out in my favor so I didn't really have the right to complain.

Nozomi had been listening from her room and asked what I was getting at, I just emailed her back that I'd take her home after school if it was fine by her, and that I'd make her 4 bullies stay with me each breaktime to make up for their shitty grades for a while, and call their parents to make sure they turned up.

>>24086580
Oh okay. Yeah I saw that in the OP but I just felt awkward about the board placement, but makes more sense to put it here.

Also girls are very catty and the biggest bulliest one can know. Mostly grown out of spite and jealousy. Can understand this story but I'm grown up now, so I just feel empathetic about it. If this is a real story then I'm sure she'll grow up too.

>>24086639
Teenage girls rather. But I've seen some nasty primary kids too.

>>24086606

That breaktime they all turned up for my study session, I closed the door and told them to take out their dictionaries, then asked them to translate the following phrase off the blackboard.

"I am a coward who picks on weaklings."

It seriously took these kids 10 minutes to figure it out, when the last one put down their pencil, I asked the lad to read it out, he stared at me, lifted the paper, smirked and proudly read it out in Japanese, while the girls giggled. I smiled, took off my glasses, put them in my shirt pocket and said "good! very good!" walking towards their desks, then I kicked the desk that was infront of me to the side sending it slamming into the wall, charged up to him, slammed my hands down on his desk and shouted "YOU THINK YOU'RE TOUGH DON'T YOU LAD!", he shat himself and shook his head, so I looked at the girls one by one saying "YOU? YOU? WHAT ABOUT YOU YASUNORI? ARE YOU TOUGH? SPEAK UP GUYS!", she shook her head and muttered "no Anon-sensei", I looked at the lad again and said "You're the biggest coward here boy... picking on girls? You disgust me... what would your father say if he knew his boy picked on girls?" I took my phone out and threw it on the desk, then said "dial your fathers number, tell him you pick on girls", he looked up not saying a word, so I said it again "Pick up my phone, dial your fathers number and tell him you pick on girls", he didn't move an inch, so I shouted "PICK UP THE PHONE AND DIAL THE NUMBER HIRO!", he jolted back in his chair, I picked up my phone and jeered at him "You really are a coward..."

>>24086786

Go on...

>>24086786

I stood up and took a deep breath, then said "Return the money you stole from Miss Nozomi, every last yen, right now, or I will call your parents and you will all be suspended from school for 3 weeks for bullying, extortion and threatening a teacher." one of the girls tried to say "Thats unfair!" I snapped "You should have thought about that before the 4 of you ganged up on, mugged and beat up a scared girl" they had to pool together to return her money, most of it was in 100 yen coins (and I still have one of those coins as a momento), then I said "You're staying here and doing lines all week. I'm telling you all now, If you so much as breathe a word of this to anyone, and I mean anyone, you will all be suspended, your parents will know what you did and how badly you are performing in your classes, you will fail my class and I promise you, I will be watching you all very closely from now on, if I EVER hear that ANY of you are picking on ANYONE I'm taking all 4 of you down"

>>24086883
The End?

tl;dr

>>24087017
he's been typing all this out for the past two hours, patience anon.

>>24087017
I hope this isn't the end.

MORE MORE

once its done Il make it one giant screenshot and it'll be shared on /g/ forever

>>24087074
Sorry, just wasn't sure.

>>24087084
>Apologizing on an anonymous message board.
At least you have manners.

>>24087130
Fuck you, I will apologize when and where I want, for things I may or may not have done to people I may or may not have ever met.

>>24086883
So I threw them some worksheets and sat at my desk and waited out the whole lunch break, when the bell rang I said "Go straight to your classes, be back here same time tomorrow", as they stood up I said "How does it feel being on the receiving end for a change?", they looked at me, said nothing and walked out. in the evening Nozomi turned up to my classroom and while marking my work I helped her with her English, after half an hour I told her what I did, and that she had to tell me if any of them gave her or anyone else any trouble, she nodded silently, said thanks and carried on with her reading, when I dropped her home I gave her an envelope with her money inside, she tried to give it back and I refused, so she took out a single 100 yen piece placed it in my hand, then went into her house, when I got home she had sent me an email saying "What if it gets worse?" I text back "It won't, they're cowards, they should back off now they know they won't get away with it", she text back "What if they don't?" I text back "If they do anything to you or anyone else, I'll make sure they get what they deserve", she text back "Thank you... see you tomorrow" and that was that.

>>24087185
that's it?

>>24087130
I find that common courtesy, i.e., properly thanking for helpful replies and clarifying your own post when the need for it becomes apparent, makes this board a nicer place. So I would like to invite all of you to be kind to one another. Both on an anonymous message board and in your respective lives. This sentiment surely seems to fit the topic of this thread.

>>24087219
Were you not in the other thread? The story was just about how he became a full time teacher in England after being an English teacher in Japan.

What did you expect?

>>24087185
After that, I walked home listening to Radiohead, hoping she was okay.
I looked and checked if the cowards texted me again, luckly nothing. I stopped for some noodles, and just sipped them.

At home, as I layed down I took my clothes off, and dances with my penis in the moonlight, as the cockroach climbed up my knees to my balls, making me ejaculate. I jammed my penis into my stereo, as Seinfeld played yelling "ISHGKXICIJ"

>>24087219
I certainly hope that was that. Anything else would imply things got worse.

>>24087185
Sounds like she'll be routinely robbed after you leave.

>>24087286
wut

I'm interested in the rest of the story.

Is this just the ending? Has the other thread 404'd? Any screenshots?

>>24087385
past thread.
>>24080135
he's posting as he goes, see >>24087074

>>24087185
Just in case you guys are interested, here's the momento.

Do you want me to continue?

>>24087440
Yes.

>>24087440
yes yes yes yes

>>24087440
I've been here since the start of the first thread, I'll make sure I read till the end, fellow Vincent.

>>24087440
Please do.

>>24087440

YES! Please do!

What's all this about?
I'm curious.

Vincent keeps asking if we want more.
We keep saying yes.
Will you ever learn Vincent?

It's 3AM her in the UK so I can't follow any longer. I'll leave my PC running though so I can read the rest of this magnificent tale.

Archive this.

>that feel when I thought this was going to be a sexy story

I WANT MORE

>>24087564
It still might be. Who knows?

>>24087561
your new is showing

For the slower among us:
https://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/S24086277#p24086277
Also, please post here if the thread 404s.

It's not going to 404 for a few hours yet, you newfags.

>>24087446
>>24087470
Aiiight.

Nozomi and I grew a lot closer the weeks after that until finally end of term came around and I decided to do a little sightseeing, Nozomi asked what I was doing for the break and I said "Planning on visiting Tokyo, Kyoto and Osaka, what about you?", she said "You're so lucky! I have always wanted to visit those places! I will be at home, I am not doing anything special", feeling a little bad for the poor thing, I said "Well if your parents don't mind tagging along with me and you dont mind wearing a rental helmet you could come with me, do you want me to ask your parents?", she refused, I asked if she was sure as It's a chance to basically see her own country for free, she said she would ask her parents, and I joked in my own mind that her mother wouldn't give a fuck.

and she didn't... her mother called me about it the next morning and asked if it would cost anything, I said unless Nozomi needed her own room about 500 yen a day would be good enough for food, I'd cover anything else and she would actually be a big help as I'm not great at reading Kanji, she asked what she would need, I said we would only be gone a week tops so 5 sets of light clothes would be good, her father called me on the night and asked me to come to their house and he was only slightly better than her mother, at least he has the sense to say "I trust you are a gentleman, if I hear any less you won't have a job for very long"

>>24087520
this happened.
>>24087425
and this started it all

http://puu.sh/oDzL
http://puu.sh/oDzR
http://puu.sh/oDA4

>>24087617

Then everyone died.

fin

>>24087617
Please tell me you gave this girl the tender dicking she needed. Was she cute? Glasses? We want details.

>>24087628

That poor girl ;_;

TLDR
Did they fuck?

>>24087611
It's off topic moran.

>Suggesting she murder them
You are an upstanding teacher.

>>24087780
when was that even implied?

>>24087617
The next morning We set off to Osaka, the plan was to spend a day in Hiroshima, 1 in Osaka, then 2 in Kyoto, 2 days in Tokyo and top in smaller towns on the way, we actually had a lot of fun and the hotels in Osaka and Kyoto upgraded my rooms to twins for free, we shared the bed in Tokyo, I must have blew £200 just treating her to things she wouldn't be able to do for years yet and in Tokyo we got shitfaced in the hotel room and I introduced her to British rap music (The Streets).

She had a lot of fun on the back of my motorcycle too (65mph is practically lightspeed to a Japanese person, even though we got up to 80mph on the drive over the Akashi Kaikyo in the evening) and I let her drive it around a parking lot in a small town in first gear which she found both fun and terrifying.

>>24087823

I hope this shit is real because it sounds perfect.

fuck yeah the streets

>>24087823
british rap...
just wow

>>24087851
Yeah man I hope so too. Keep it coming Vincent, you rock (if you're real).

>>24087823
>Shitfaced in a hotel room
I don't like socializing more than I have to with teachers, but you seem like a good guy.

>Shared the same bed
Oh boy, here we go. Then again, sharing the same room alone with her would be considered bad by American standards.

>>24087823
Not that this site ever ceases to amaze me but you sound like a genuinely awesome person. I'm grabbing another brew and coming back to lurk and slam my F5 some more

If this ends in Reese's Puffs or something so help me god I will go to your house and murder you in your sleep

Do you have pics of her because you haven't established if she was mojo or just hikkomori.

>>24087893
install 4chanx

>>24087893
Not using 4chanx? It lets you browse other shit and auto-refreshes the page for you while notifying you if any new posts have arrived in the tab-description.

>>24087926
beat me to it.

So when does she install free software?

>>24087950
actually lol'd

>>24087939

>not browsing 4chan VANILLA

You are not a real man.

You, sir, a gentleman and a scholar. Also, your technique for dealing with bullies is top-notch, if only all teachers had the balls to do that shit.

Keep it up.


...Also, The Streets? Holy shit I haven't heard hide nor tail about those guys in years, not since I was in school and they were on the radio every fuckdamned day.

>>24087986

In America you have to pretty much bend over backwards so you don't get fired.

Ages?

Vincent, whoever you are, you magnificent bastard, please finish up. I have to go study for an exam.

>>24087926
>>24087939
Nah, I'm pretty minimal about my browser extensions so I'm a multi-tabbing pleb. I'll eventually get around to scripting up something a bit simpler that works for me or I'll bite the bullet and go with 4chanX. I just wiped this machine maybe a month ago because I missed gayman but now that I've played a few rounds of CS:S again I've realized I didn't really miss gayman as much as I thought. Gonna put Arch back on here but maybe give Scientific a spin first (Early adopted [read "overpaid"] on my SSD a few years back so it's only an 80GB so I don't dual-boot).

This is making my Sunday night.

>>24088039

There's always Wine. I've gotten Source games to play just fine under Wine with the shitty open ATI drivers. I just don't have audio, but that's related to PulseAudio I believe.

>>24088000

I was under the impression the teacher in question was a fellow Britfag.

Yes it's 4am, fuck off I can't sleep.

You are awesome Vincent, I don't want to broke the peace but please answer this!!

My girlfriend is studding medicine with me, but she hates it, she only do it because of her parents, and they won't pay any other career. Her dream is and always will be, to be a teacher. Looks like you love your job as much as I know she will if she does it too. I want to support here, she's the love of my life, but I can't do much right now but to study and support her in her studies. I'd like to have a word from you, do you think she will be ok if she finish her career first (about 5 years more) and then start to study to be a teacher? or should she drop it right now and follow her dreams right away? I know this is totally unrelated but I want to hear a word from an awesome teacher like you!

>>24088101
She can get heavily into teaching as a medical professional.
(1st year med student here).

>>24088086
he's a britfag that was in japan teaching english.

Speaking of chanX, is there any equivalent for opera? I recently switched and i haven't been able to find anything.

Hey Vincent, were you part of the JET Programme?

>>24088086

He is, but what I'm saying is that if you dealt with bullies the way he did, you'd have a parent riding your ass trying to get you fired.

>>24087823
it's 3:40 here so I guess I better wrap this up. I should have been asleep at 1am.

She opened up to me more and more over the year, eventually she started coming to my apartment every night to study and actually became quite adept in all of her subjects but by far her best subject was English, to the point where she finished Romanitas and started reading the sequel.

In the autumn break I decided to save for the winter so she basically just came over to my place and sat around, our rule was that she could only speak English inside my apartment and she actually improved a lot, turns out she was a massive fan of Shoujo manga and I introduced her to the wonderful world of scanlation, her challenge was to read my favorite manga and light novel in English and try to translate them as best she could into Japanese, her conversation came along very well too and by now she was the top of the class.

In the winter break I offered to take her right up to sapporo and teach her how to shred powder and her parents, quite used to me using their daughter as a tour guide and travel buddy by now, chipped in a little this time to get her some ski-stuff, she was terrible at it but bless her heart she never gave up until she could at least go down the easy slopes, she thought it was cool as fuck that a person whos country hardly ever has snow could do tricks and on her last day she managed to pull a 180 switch without falling over.

We stopped in Tokyo for christmas eve, got shitfaced again and did karaoke until 11, then stumbled onto the metro and got back to our hotel, then shit happened.

>>24088144
4chanX works with Opera, I believe. Just not very well.

>>24088101

If she's American there's a shit ton of grants and scholarships for teaching.

>>24088158

>then shit happened.

>>24088158
>then shit happened

What's going on in this threa-

Aw fuck.

>>24088158

>>24088158
> then shit happened

Here we go!

>>24088131
Is not the same, she is a very good person and I know she wants to help kids like Mr. Vincent does, that's why I can't stop thinking about it while I read all this

>>24088158
First we both got undressed, and then a skeleton popped out.

>>24088217

WE SKELETON NOW

>>24088217
Shenanigans. Shenanigans everywhere.

Is this thread the whole story or is there more? I'd like to start reading this from the start :o

>>24088217
3/10 i guess some retards will fall for it.

>>24088217
Different tripcode... Lovely.

>>24088247

>>24080135

>>24088217
I WANT TO GET OFF MR. BONE'S WILD RIDE

>>24088151

Depends on the school. I went through the State system until Secondary, when I switched over to a Prep and then an international boarding school.

Private schools run...slightly differently. Basically none of that Zero Tolerance bullshit - if somebody started a fight , they'd be the one punished, not both parties - even if they lost, massively. Also, the teachers and staff are taught how to joint-lock and restrain the students if it's necessary - but they're only allowed to do it in pairs. It means they're actually allowed to break up fights physically.

Also, if you were a dick you'd get a Hard Labour detention on a Saturday. Digging holes all day tended to straighten out spoilt rich shits that thought they were the dogs bollocks because of daddies money.

the fuck is this bullshit? reported

>>24088207
Pediatrician?

>>24088267
Me too, son.

Me too.

>>24088247
see
>>24087628

>>24088217

>>24088158

>and then shit happened.

>>24088186
Unfortunately, we are not

Vincent, give us the legit ending kind sir.

>>24088158
Time for spaghetti

Too long, didn't read.

Hit me with just the highlights OP.

>>24088267
Obligatory.

Anyone compiling the whole story? Put the whole thing on pastebin or something please.

This is fucking retarded.

Saged and reported.

Spoiler: She cuts herself

>>24088335
Some anon was going to make one big screenshot.

>>24088358
Another slice of cheesecake.

>>24088359

That's me, I will, once it is done. Have threads saved and saving.

>>24088335
I'm going to Puush it as a straight txt and odt file once he's done.
just the story.

>>24088384
It sounds like you're going about it in a weird way. Maybe I'll do it too.

>>24088324
What game was that in?

This is not going to end well.

I'm guessing something about moving to his auntie and uncle in Bel-air.

>>24088101
Well it's a bit hard to answer that mate, medicine is certainly a worthy career path, all I can tell you is what I did.

I grew up poor as shit and dumb as fuck, at 16 I joined the navy and with their help did an advanced degree (basically a fast track 2 year program from the BRNC as I did my A-levels early, partly because I was bullied in school and when I lost it and almost tossed that kid out of the window when I was 14 they moved me into the 6-form and I was overworked to fuck, my academic record is a mess) in Mechanical Engineering and did evening classes in Japanese 3 times a week, I came out at 20 and spent 1 year back in college getting a teaching qualification, then as a NQT I applied to a school in Japan with a recommendation from my tutors and a handwritten letter in Japanese (checked by a nice guy online). They accepted me straight off the bat.

I didn't do the JET program, I remember looking at their conditions and thought "Fuck that, I can speak Japanese and have the docs to prove it" and decided to job hunt solo.

>>24088324

Thank you for posting this that made me laugh so hard

>keeps token as "memento"
>taking long as hell to finish story
Either way, this can not end well

>>24088411
>I grew up poor as shit and dumb as fuck
>implying you still aren't poor as shit and dumb as fuck

I don't care about your gay little attention-whoring fictional stories you like to tell, take it somewhere else you fucking retard.

>>24088324
Here's the start.

>>24088411
>6th form
>14 years of age

What the fuck did they expect to happen?
You'd not even done your GCSEs, how did they expect you to work at A-Level/BTEC level?

>>24088324
Oh gosh. That is great.

>>24088498
They made me do my GCSEs and A-levels over the space of 2 years and I was the only 14 year old there, I got a CCB (math, english and physics) in my A-levels and mostly C's and B's in my GCSE's, all 6 of them... thank god the navy took pity on me and gave me the chance to do a degree with them, it covers up a multitude of sins on your CV.

>>24088547
Stop fucking replying and type the rest of the story.

>>24088411
That's inspiriting, thanks for your answer and sorry for bringing fuckers like >>24088472 and >>24088498 please continue

The British Navy is for pedophiles.

>>24088547

Could have been worse, then. I assume you got the full freedoms and privileges that Upper Sixth usually enjoy?

Yeah man, come on, we need to know what happens next.

Man, I'm just interested if the bullies ever appear in the story again.

OP finish up

>>24088597

That's the Royal Navy to you, pleb.

>Vincent-san has the whole thread by the balls and doesn't give us the ending

That's the master plan.

>>>/a/

>>24088158
As we got into the hotel room I said "Nozomi you better take a shower first", she nodded collected her things and hopped in the shower, I took my shirt off (she had seen my chest plenty of times, Japanese summers are hot as balls) kicked my shoes off and lay on the bed in my jeans, I fell asleep.

When I awoke it was about 1am and the lights were off, the TV was still on and Nozomi was in her bed, stinking of beer, cigarettes and shame I grabbed my things and crept into the shower and gave myself a quick scrub figuring she was out for the count, just to be sure I dried myself in the bathroom and put my underwear on as usual before coming out and getting into bed, as I came out she was still in her bed so I crept over and turned the TV off, then crept into mine, I was just relaxing when I heard "Merry Christmas Vincent-sensei"

>>24088702
>Merry Christmas Vincent-sensei
BRACE FOR IMPACT.

>>24088702
OH SHIT
Merry christmas indeed

>>24088702

So you fucked her?

>>24088702
oh man

>>24088702

AWWW SHIIIIIIIIIIT.

>>24088702

SHE HAS A DICK

>>24088405
Roller Coaster Tycoon

>>24088702
SHE HAS A TENTACLE FETISH!!!!

>>24088702

more

>>24088702
She has a feeder fetish and wants you get obese and dress as Santa Claus

>>24088702

>>24088702
> stinking of beer, cigarettes
>cigarettes

>>24088702
"You Too"

>stinking of beer, cigarettes and shame

Was that you or her? The way you phrased it sounded like she was in her bed being stinky.

Also, were you still shitfaced at this point?

>>24088702
Y-you t-too

Is there more of Mr Bones wild ride?

Why was she shamed before she fucked you?
Also you raped her. This is Hanako level.

>>24088836
Are you even paying attention? There has been no sex in the story so far.

>>24088833
I see what you did there

in b4 bel-air

>>24088702
I sleepily whispered "Merry Christmas Nozomi, sorry for waking you", she said "It's ok... can I ask you something?", I said "what?", she asked "What is Christmas in England like?", I thought about it and said "In about 14 hours my big brother will come bursting through my mothers door with bags of presents, my middle brother and younger brother won't be far behind them.", then I told her that the usual stuff would happen, presents, food, arguments between wives/girlfriends, someone will get through the tree as is tradition, and at the end of the day I would most likely get a media message with them all singing "we wish you a merry Christmas", she giggled at the thought, then asked "do you know what Christmas is in Japan?", I said "You eat cake", she giggled and said "it's a couples holiday" (You know where this is going), she then coyly asked "What did you want for christmas", I said "To get drunk with one of my students singing pop songs", again, she giggled, then asked "Can I wish for something?", I said "If It's cake it can wait until tomorrow"

(she did get the cake, here's a pic)

Vincent you are one hell of a slow typist.

>Military rapende
...I don't think so, Captcha, but let's see.

>>24088944
pics of her

>>24088965
He should've paid attention to all those mechanical keyboard generals.

>>24088944
>You know where this is going

I think I've seen enough hentai.

>>24088944

MORE PICS

I am waiting for the part where this turns into a murder.

>>24088944
That actually looks pretty good.

>>24088944
>it's a couples holiday (you know where this is going)

>>24088987

>Whoa whoa whoa Nozomi, let's not turn this rape into a murder.

>>24088944
That's a really shitty cake
Especially considering its not on her body.

>>24088987

No this is a story about how Vince's life got flipped upside down and how he became the pedophile teacher of Japan.

>>24089009
>cakefarts.tar.bz2

>>24088976

Yeah, I mean, it's just inconsiderate.

All that time fine /g/entlemen have been distilling and presenting information for the public eye and this fellow doesn't have the decency to take it on board! Too damned busy with his cake and kickin' bullies arses, I tell you, people these days...

ITT we check Vincent's erotica prowess

Thank god you're an English teacher. This would have sucked if you weren't.

>>24089033
She should've hid frosting in her butt.

>>24089044

If she shit frosting, then she'd be a keeper.

>>24088944
She sleepily whispered, "Vincent-san," long pause here... "what if we were a couple?" I didn't say anything because despite the millions of thoughts about this I had no fucking clue how to reply. Then she slipped off to the bathroom. When I went in the bathroom I saw that Nozomi was completely naked. I remember it like a photograph. She was tall for her age, and had very pale skin without a blemish. She didn't have an ounce of fat on her. Her breasts were not too big but were perfectly shaped, just like an anatomy text book picture of what a breast should look like. When I walked over to her, a skeleton popped out.

>>24089065
If she shit frosting and pissed molten gold.
Also if she squirted super premium unleaded when she came.

So that's it?

Then who was cake?

>>24089070
cool trip

>>24089070
>a skeleton popped out.
Some one please post that old creepypasta.

>>24089080
chuckled.

>>24089070

Please die, you troll.

>>24089070
Clever.

>>24089070

FUCK

ALWAYS REMEMBER TO CHECK THE TRIPCODE, I SAID

>>24089070
hahaha, you got me

>>24089070

Vince's story is like MR BONES WILD RIDE now.

>>24089070
oh u

>>24089033
www.cakefarts.com

"I wish to be a Saint in the Church of Emacs."

AND THEN A SKELETON POOPED OUT

Original thread just 404d

>>24089194
Well you already know the skeletal conclusion to my plot now don't you

>>24089148

wat

>>24089194
Tis a sad day indeed

>>24088974
On 4chan? Not on your nelly chap.

She giggled and said "no, I just want one thing, I promise", I whispered "depends what it is..." I heard her get out of bed I could hear her pacing over to my bed, then she stopped in front of me and kneeling down in front of me she whispered "Let me do this...", then I felt her hand lightly touch my chin, and she slowly crept her face towards mine and landed a deep, nervous kiss on my lips, so nervous I could feel her trembling... she held it for a moment then broke away, there was a moment of silence before I sat up and said "Nozomi, I-" I was about to say "I don't think we should, you're my student" before she took a deep breath, jumped on my bed, wrapped her legs around my waist and forcefully, nervously kissed me again, forcing me down onto my pillow, she wrapped her hands around my chest and then she came out with the one thing I was afraid to hear. "Aishiteru Vincent-sensei"

>>24089205
>>24089070
OP gave the original tripcode, burn in hell
>>24086277

https://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/S24080135
https://archive.installgentoo.net/g/thread/S24086277

>>24089205

"No Mr. Bones, don't touch me there!"

>>24089229
> she came out with the one thing I was afraid to hear. "Aishiteru Vincent-sensei"

OH GOD SHE SUMMONED A POKEMON

>>24089229

English motherfucker, do you speak it?

>>24089229
>Aishiteru Vincent-sensei

We gaijin love, now.

>>24089229
>Aishiteru

To google translate!

This entire fucking thread

>>24089229

Forbidden sensei-student love? Oh great...

>>24089251

It means "I love you" in Japanese.

>>24089229
>Aishiteru Vincent-sensei

>>24089229
>GET OFF ME, WHAT IF THE MONITOR WAS ON AND MY WAIFU SAW ME YOU PIG SLUT

>>24089229
>Aishiteru

It means "I love you", for those that don't know moon

>>24089251
made me burst out laughing

>>24089288

I lawled.

>>24089229
Go on.

>>24089251
oh jesus there's just something about the combination of that post, quote, and picture that made me lol hard

>>24089229
3DPD

>how this entire story is making me feel

i have not lived

>and then she turned into spaghetti
>``i love you" written in noodles on the bed

Are you proud of being a pedophile Vince? Was it worth taking the innocence of a confused girl? Congratulations, you're a piece of shit.

Also reported for not technology.

>>24089319
lolol

>>24089326

>yfw OP is just typing out the plot to the X-rated Gaijin version of Great Teacher Onizuka

>>24089326
>protect and nurture a neglected girl
>get called a pedophile

Could you be anymore mad?

>>24089326
That feel when you know the mods are reading it and enjoying it too

ib4 I'm banned

>>24089292
Easy to guess, two seconds to Google and confirm.

Hope she is now Vince's wife. Cracking another brew and back to slamming F5.

>Pectin, fortold
Dammit Google, keep outta my homebrew!

>This story

Holy fuck I can't handle all this feel.

>>24089229
>implying anyone can distinguish between different nippon's

>>24089229
"Aishiteru Nozomi" I replied. As I pulled down my shorts, I felt her slide down a bit. We were both on the same page, there was no mistaking what was about to happen. I thought about how risky it was. But just in the nick of time... just before something that could have ruined my life happened... a skeleton popped out. And now I can talk to animals!

>>24089326
>mfw I read that in a friends voice

As she kissed me, there was a sudden squelching sound. I began moaning as spaghetti poured from my pockets across the bed. My sweatpants were clinging to all three of my sweaty balls. I suddenly I realised she was reaching for my crotch, and unsure what to do I thrust so hard and so suddenly I broke two of her fingers. As she cried out in pain I panicked and began punching her in the face.

When the police arrived I was sitting in a pool of vomit, blood, feces, semen and spaghetti.

>>24089384
Too soon man

>>24089384
please just stop

>>24089384

My hips are moving on their own

>>24089399
>>24089384
Look at these bakas.

>>24089229

>"Aishiteru Vincent-sensei"

THE MIDDEN HAS HIT THE WINDMILL.

>>24089399
Dumbest shit I've ever read
>As she kissed me, there was a sudden squelching sound. I began moaning as spaghetti
>laughing uncontrollably for three minutes straight as a result of this phrase, didn't even read the rest

>not making her call you onii-chan

Fucking pleb.

Goddammit Vincent.

Did she end up cutting off your fingers so you have to type with you goddamn nose?

>>24089105
lighten up man, it's mildly entertaining while waiting on the other vincent

OH YES VINCENT RUB YOUR CUM INTO MY BURN SCARS

I am mashing F5 even though I have 4chan x. Oh god the want is insane.

>>24089229
She clung tightly to me and I could feel her heart racing, her breaths were deep and concentrated, knowing that I was fucked either way now but not wanting to lead her on (because I'd be going home and would ultimately have to break her heart) I did what any man would do and said "I'm your teacher Nozomi... It wouldn't be right to say I love you back", she didn't say a word, so I put my arms around her and continued "I'm not the type of guy who would betray your trust in me Nozomi, speaking from the heart I think it's wonderful that you love me... but as a man, it wouldn't be right to say I love you back, I couldn't do that to you knowing how much it would hurt you in the long run."

She clung tighter and said "I don't care about any of that... you don't have to say it Vincent-sensei, just let me be like this, just for tonight", understanding it as "she just wants to sleep next to me, no sex", and using my navy jedi skills to suppress my boner I stroked her hair and said "Just for tonight Nozomi", trembling still, she leaned forward and said "1 more kiss..." and again, softly, nervously, kissed me on the lips before settling down on my chest.

I remember thinking to myself "I am sooooo fucked." before drifting off to sleep.

>>24089553
OH SHIT OH GOSD OHHHHHHHHHHHHF UCK

>>24089553
Thanks for wasting my time beta.

>>24089553
ib4shitstorm that nobody got to come

Good call man, I hope you get manybitches in payment for being a role model.

>>24089553
that's cute

>>24089553
Jesus christ.

>>24089553
COME ON I NEED TO HEAR HOW IT ENDS

>>24089553

>>24089553

>>24089553

You didn't fuck her you pedophile shit stain?

>>24089553
Then MR BONES popped out and took everyone to his WILD RIDE
End.

>>24089553

>>24089553
> using my navy jedi skills to suppress my boner

>>24089578
Maybe I did in the end, stop jumping to conclusions.

>>24089553
This story better end with you waking up with her riding your cock.

>>24089553
20 bucks says he wakes up with the cops at his bed.

>>24089553
D'aaawwww

>>24089553
>19 minutes to write A PARAGRAPH AND A FUCKING HALF
GODDAMN ARE YOU MASTURBATING OR SOMETHING

>>24089360
that's murika for you. if you show any hint of knowing someone under twenty that isn't related to you exists, then you must be a pedophile.

>>24089553
>Vincent confirmed for waste-of-oxygen beta faggot

>>24089553
You, sir, are a true gentleman

>>24089553
You're a good person.

I still see her from time to time. Here's a picture of her.

>>24089622
YES I FUCKING AM

DO YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THAT

>>24089578
He is a man of justice, so incredibly far from a beta.

>>24089553
>"I am sooooo fucked."

I would not want to be in your shoes. If you'd rejected her, all that time and drawing out of her shell would be wasted. If you'd let her continue further, she'd be devastated in the long run and potentially fucked you over to boot.

...No, I think that that was possibly the only graceful exit.


...You had to realise it was a risk, though.

>>24089636

She looks nice.

>>24089553
Excuse me you clearly stated you had slept in the same bed beforehand.
I don't see why you wouldn't always do it, it makes it cheaper to rent the room.

>>24089636
Idiot.

>>24089636

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sasebo_slashing

She gets murdered. The End.

>>24089553
Return to glorious Nippon and GET THAT PUSSY AT ONCE

OH FUCK WE'RE ALMOST AT 300

SOMEONE MAKE ANOTHER THREAD

inb4 50 people make threads you horrible thunder faggots just one person make one

>>24089553
>They didn't end up sleeping together

>>24089684
>tell a large group of uncoordinated people to do something once...
>expects it to get done... once.

>>24089696
>>24089684
>>24089668
>>24089664
>>24089663
>>24089658
>>24089657
>>24089649

That image is someone by the name of Nevada Tan.

Lrn2ReverseGoogleImageSearch

>>24089684
hidden: 232

nice job shitting it up newfags

Pourquoi est-il surtout question dans ce texte de l'attitude du père? À quelle logique déjà évoquée obéit le père dans le dernier paragraphe? En quoi entretient-elle un malentendu?

CAPTCHA: Whatdoo very

Wow... Bro you are the greatest man in the world. To think you'd be found on /g/ This one came from a random post on /a/ and all I gotta say is...

>>24089721

Yes, thanks captain obvious.

>It would hurt you in the long run for me to tell you I love you when no one else does so I'll just leave you in a state of self doubt
LEL

>>24089732

no parlez-vouz francais

>>24089742
This didn't come from /a/. What are you talking about sir?

>>24089666
>slit a girls throat
>get sent to reformatory school

loljapan

>>24089763
i think he means that he came from /a/

>Nevada hoodie
>Nevada-tan

Oh shit, I don't know what is happening.

>>24089763
someone linked this thread from a non-related thread in /a/

ITT: Cancer.

Fucking newfags ruining my /g/.

>>24089769
Justice, not revenge. They fix people, not fuck them up or kill them like MURRIKA.

Did someone steal OP's trip?

>>24089787
You need some fucking rectal anesthetic.

Why does this guy take 20 minutes between three-sentence posts?

>>24086335
>and a bottle of coke
You should be boycotting Coca Cola for their cold-blooded murder of investigating Union workers.

You should be ashamed of yourself for being such a terrible human being.

>>24089797

>Implying that's a trip.

>>24089807
Coca-Cola also isn't free-as-in-freedom.

>>24089666

Nevada-tan wasn't the victim, fag

>>24089824

I skimmed the summary.

My jimmies remain unrustled.

So kawaii

>>24089553
The next morning was surprisingly unawkward, I got woke up with her next to me whispering "Vince-sensei! Merry Christmas! Wake up! Can we order room service? I don't want to get out of bed... It's so nice!"

Waking up and enjoying the 5 seconds I had before I realized what had got me into this position, I took a deep breath and opened my eyes, nozomi itched her cheek on my stubble and giggled, deciding not to let her get comfortable with me, atleast not without a fight I decided to give her a giggle, I threw the crappy thin hotel gown on and went down to the family mart in nothing but the gown (to other hotel occupants amusement and horror) and silently bought the cake, 2 coffee's, a packet of halls and some melty kiss chocolates, when I got back up to the room she was still in bed, she giggled that I'd gone down to the lobby and back dressed like that and called me a weirdo, I scratching my hair I handed her the cake and she insisted on us taking a picture of it for the memory (hence me showing you guys), then we ate it while drinking coffee and deciding what time to set off and what we should do in the meantime, we ended up spending the day in tower records, I bought a book that contains every known mythical monster in japanese, then we had a walk around Akihabara and ate noodles from a vending machine.

The whole kissing thing wasn't mentioned until we got back to our (her) hometown.

Ok ok. How about this? The bullies are forcing the girl to have sex with Bincendo so they'll be able to blackmail him and can go back to extorting money from little girls.


I saw it in an anime so it must happen in real life too.

>>24089863

Vincent make a new thread

>>24089871
No, she's actually a skeleton in a meaty costume, and when OP least expects it she's going to hide in his closet and pop out.

>>24089899
Don't do it Vincent!

>>24089863
Mon dieu! Pourquoi est-ce que vous êtes tard? Typez plus vite!

>>24089863
So you're just a douche.

>>24089863

Vincent, I have no desire to be a little bitch but for the love of god can you please learn to type faster.

>>24089863
>Akihabara

<--This is me right now.

I'VE GOT THE JONES FOR MR BONES

We're going to need you to do a typing text after this.

I'm putting my money on 20 WPM.

>>24089920

Honestly, with the speed Vince types you have plenty of time to go to the bathroom between posts.

>>24089913
This. We need a 100wpm requirement in order to post on /g/

>>24089939

The joke-----
Your head--------

>>24089939
I believe he was referring to the name of that sauce.

>>24089948
continuation thread when needed.

>>24089950
or everyone needs to learn to type using dvorak

It would be hilariously sad if this English teacher is a hunt and peck typist.

>>24089950
Hush you! We might not have this thread if that were the case.

>>24089964
dvorak is at most 10% more efficient than qwerty. Try steno. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jkUyg_uoidY

>>24089963
Tout le monde, allez là! C'est au point de finir ici!

Gotta go fast.

>>24089920

>>24090019
mirin?

Huh, so nothing happened then?

I was expecting either of the two to wake up alone with "WELCOME TO THE AIDS CLUB" written in blood across the wall.

>>24090085
>>24090019
>Be a pecker
>Decide to check my WPM at 3am when I'm tired
>Still get 75WPM

Come on Vincent, step it up.

>>24090111
>be a pecker
ten points to griffindor

>>24090111
You type awfully fast for a pecker

>>24089913
its 5:27 here and I do like to stop for a smoke and a sip of coffee, I can't believe I've been writing this shit up for you guys all night, to think this all started with the dreamcast, AND THIS ISN'T EVEN THE BEST STORY OF MY TIME IN JAPAN! THERES ANOTHER ONE THATS SHORT AND SWEET, WHY DIDN'T I CHOOSE THAT ONE!?

I'm really going to try and wrap this up now... When she graduated she came running up to me in the schoolyard after collecting her diploma and transcript, she had the grades to get into Hokkaido University, when I asked her why she wanted Hokkaido she said the sweetest thing I've ever heard.

"It is snowy in Hokkaido, and somehow I think the snow will always remind me of you... We shared some great memories in Hokkaido, you taught me how to snowboard! Plus whenever I think of the snow I think of you because it's soft and pure, white too!", shen she drew close and said "Plus I will have to get used to cold weather if I'm to chase you after graduating Vincent-sensei", followed by a giggle.

You guys are going to hate this, but we did have sex in the last week, and pretty much all of that last week, in tokyo before I left on my long ass trip back to England... It was on a double bed in the same hotel we had been stopping when we were in Tokyo, and the story for that is too hot for 4chan.

That little woman certainly had some power in her and she didn't take no for an answer, hahah.

>>24090111
You must be one hard pecker.

>>24090141
>and the story for that is too hot for 4chan.

No it's not

>>24090141
Is she your waifu now?

How long ago was this?

Have you kept contact with her?

Please respond.

>>24090141
Oh gosh.

>>24090141

So Vincent, you sly dog you, are you still in contact with her? When are you gonna have her visit the UK and show her around London?

>>24090141
kill yourself

>>24090141
leave_with_a_bang.jpg

you rascal.

>>24090141

Oh gosh