Why does anybody like Rasputin?
Why does anybody like Jordan or LAMMJohnson?
>>23969629>Why does anybody like JordanBecause he's the king of /g/, dumbass.
Rasputin is the least annoying of all the tripfags. I hate the swedish pappa betalar "look at my new ipad" tripfags so fucking much.
>>23969643*cough*kawaii*cough*
>>23969643Or they could actually have jobs, never thought of that?
>>23969643There are much better tripfags than Rasputin, like Lawlz
>>23969686>Lawlz>GoodI seriously hope you're joking.Maybe if you're talking about "BUILDAN GAYMEN RIGGZ" or whatever, but in every other facet he's a terrible poster.
>>23969704Lawlz is OK, I like his style. Unlike the faggot that is Kawaii.
>>23969725Both of them are enormous, enormous faggots. Wizbro ("kawaii") is even worse, though. He never actually contributes anything of value, all he does is incite drama in desktop threads, and unboxings and BATTULSTAYSHUN faggotry.
>>23969620Nobody does, thats why even though he is a homosexual, hes still a virgin.
>>23969750That all sounds pretty standard for almost anyone posting on /g/.
I've yet to see a tripfag post I could stand.I had hopes for seaweed, but nope. Giant douche.Oh well, forced anon it is.
>>23969750You mean, this kawaiilawlz? God I hate that faggot.
>>23969773Plenty of us contribute interesting discussion, or in Lawlz's case, tech support for /v/irgins.Of course the desktop thread faggots never actually contribute but that's to be expected from narcissistic fucktards like them.
>>23969799Lawlz at least posts outside desktop/battlestation threads and makes good points when arguing, he also contributes to tech guides and support for /v/irgins, dunno why you hate outside of him being part of the desktop thread tripfag circle jerk.
Is it okay to dox Rasputin (Chris) and send the pics he posted here to his parents?
>>23969919aside*my bad.
>>23969936Do it, maybe he'll stop comming here.
>>23969919All he does is attract more /v/irgins to shit up /g/ with their retarded build threads.He never makes good points when arguing. He argues about tons of shit he knows nothing about but stays stubborn about his opinions no matter how much evidence there is against it. I can't respect someone who's never programed anything yet attempts to make claims about low-level software. He consistently exploits his own ignorance of OS concepts to argue for the superiority of Windows over OS X and GNU/Linux. It's akin to me saying my computer is better than yours because I don't know what hardware you're using.
>>23969936This isn't /b/.
no
>>23969936Wasn't there a full dox on Rasputin with his full real name and address?
eh he doest seem so bad. id play games with himhe seems to have money too lol he always has an unboxing thread. maybe hed buy me some new pants...
The best tripfag was Pawl.RIP Pawl ;_;7
>>23970096Would you have anal sex with him? His penis is really big. I though you were into girls now, I cried that night.
>>23970096fuck pants, you probably look better without
>>23970144awww :c i dunno ive seen a pic its way to big. my anal beads and vibe are more than enough :/but yeah no. not looking like would his dick touch me..
R.I.P Turtle.
>>23970220Just keep posting photos
>>23970234Yes. I haven't even seen many before... I never see you on /g/ much, I must come on at the wrong times.
>>23970220I saw that unboxing thread, but what vibrator was that? I was considering getting one.
>>23969919Naw, he's fucking retartet>>23970073
>>23970243lol my hours are always flipping
>>23970220You're so hot sammy I wish I could be with you so we can install Gentoo together if you know what I mean.
>>23970257I actually saw one of his posts on the front page a minute ago... made me cringe. I was just warming up to him.
>>23970220>my anal beads and vibe are more than enough :/I didnt knew you had new toys, will you make a video using them?
>>23970268I'd compile her kernel, if you know what I mean.
>>23970267Mine flip too. Maybe we flip flop our hours around eachothers.
>>23970267I would instal Gentoo in your sweet ass until you cried.
>>23970268lold
>>23970292Pictures of dick please.
>>23970257>Mistaking Wizbro and Lawlz
This is a very pressing question.
>>23970292These pics, I dont have them, dont stop.
>>23970278yeah lol someone on /soc/ or /b/ or somthing donated $30 to me and i bought them. they're fun but i hardly get horny enough to use em often. i did record a video but it wast exciting so i didt post it anywhere
>>23970096>>23970267>>23970292IS THAT YOU?Are you... a man? A woman? Part of another gender?Mi brain is confused.
Why is Sammy accepted on here?I'd honestly rather spend a day with Rasputin than Sammy, and I'm not very fond of Rasputin at all.
>>23970343Sammy is whatever gender xe wants to be.
>>23970292God fucking damnit Sammy I would give it to you.
>>23970334>i did record a video but it wast exciting so i didt post it anywhereHow do you know?
>>23970280lol>>23970289must be. sometimes i post mainly on morning /g/ sometimes evening /g/ >>23970290lol
>>23970356
>>23970351Well because he is a pretty cool guy that's why.
>>23970331i uploaded em somewhere a while ago i doubt its still up though>>23970343yea lol. you figure it out>>23970363:3
>>23970378>babby's first genderqueernigga are u new to that innanet??
>>23970351Mostly because Sammy looks really really cute, especially so with her ass up in the air, skirt pulled back and sexy fishnets on <3I'd knock on her port, if you know what I mean.
>>23970406That delicious anus.
>>23970351Well sammy is not smelly or hairy for starters, also the round butt and tigh asshole might.
>>23970372My sleeping schedule changes daily. I really hate /g/ in the morning (PST). Seems like it's full of a bunch of kids from /v/ and /b/.My favorite time is about 3pm to 3am PST. Seems like when the Aussies get home it gets a lot more fun.
>>23970412Nope, but it still blows my mind.
>>23970406If you ever come to the UK make a post, I will fucking take you out for DATES, you're that hot.
>>23970406I would gargle those balls until I shat a wig.
>>23970368it was just a side view of me slideing the vibe in and out. if i ever get around to it ill try making one from a better angle
/g/- homos and traps.
here we go again
>>23970437wololololololanyone have the screenshot of sammy posting his face and everyone on /g/ making fun of him?
>>23970443More like 4chan - Homos and Traps
>>23970415>Sammy looks really really cuteyeah, about him...
>>23970386All I ever see him do is attention whore by posting soft-core pornographic pictures of himself, and half the bloody board wants to suck his dick for it. Then the same people have the guts to complain about meta-threads, off-topic and other tripfags.Scurry off, the lot of you. You're poisoning this place.
>>23970459>would hold hands in public.Just sayin
>>23970459D'aww. I'd totally hit that. Still think ze's cute <3
>>23970426yeah. i really miss 6pm-9pm /g/ im never around to post then>>23970430haha :3>>23970434lol i dont think i even get that?
>>23970453Wasnt whitegirl dating a tripfag?
>>23970483it so weird seeing you hate me thinking back to the day when id reply to you all the time as anon lol
>>23970459That hideous chud is what I've been fapping to?
latios
>>23970515He just need to learn some makeup.
>>23970292is this your new set? I've never seen it beforeupload the whole thing plox
>>23970518Too bad Latios and Sammy aren't one and the same. Then I'd get to see some dragon dick enter the frame (and breach his firewall?)
>>23970518I like him.
>>23970441>>23970441>>23970441>>23970441POST YOUR FEET
>>23970513Do you post any nudes? Like asshole spread?
>>23970540where should i upload
>>23970565he has nudes
>>23970574mediafire
>>23970560i dont have any recent feet pics so here
>>23970574That pantsu looks lovely? Is it shiny and soft? Also this please:>>23970540
>>23970483Oh come on furry, your posts are always so ignorant and full of buthurt, please don't waste our time with your shitposting.
It upsets me a little that someone with such an appealing lower half has a personality like dogs eating shit out of a wet bag.
>>23970586it looks like u have to sign up?another place?>>23970565not really
>>23970615Do you have dropbox or anything? It's a quick sign up if not ;_;
>>23970598its made of a nice type of polyesterthe right type of polyester >> satan/silk amazing to fap with
A tripfag fellatio thread? Neat. saged and reported.
>>23970631show cawk
>>23970513That doesn't matter. You've created a very verbose persona under your tripcode, and trying to attribute posts you've made without wearing it to that persona is just not valid. The Sammy persona is that of a transgendered, attention-whoring dick-head that has no place on this board. Perhaps you act nicer when posting anonymously, I couldn't know, but as long as you keep on posting on /g/ in the manner that you have recently, you will receive nothing but scorn from me. You bring out the worst of /g/.>>23970602If I've wasted even a minute of your time, my daily mission is a success.
>>23970633I know. I really like traps, but tripfag circlejerking and dicksucking is just pure disgusting.Seriously, take this shit somewhere else you guys.
>>23970615>>23970631Upload here:http://www.zippyshare.com/
>>23970628ok im uploading now
>>23970644You're just as bad as her. Don't try to take any high ground.Sooner you and her are gone, is the sooner /g/ will begin to get better.
>>23970631What a fucking faggot.Duh, keep posting, I'm horny anyway.
>>23970644but why gnu mad?also little girl panties. hot
>>23970644>>23970513TRIPFAG DRAMA!
>>23970588>>23970664oh god you need to make more feet pics, no fishnets
>>23970672The only thing that will fix /g/ is the death of 4chan.
I thought /g/ was SFW. ;_;
>>23970672>herthe fuck is wrong with you
http://www.mediafire.com/?td0clphlkybtzkook that should be it
>>23970704Believe it or not, but that's called 'being polite to TG people.'
>>23970713you gotta be trolling
>>23970713Sammy isn't TG, just nonbinary
>>23970713Sounds stupid.
>>23970693Not with 2D or traps.
i have to pee bad :c that reminds me does anyone have that gif of baliey jay peeing her panties? and a video stream of that video?
>>23970732How am I supposed to tell anymore
>>23970672I'm sorry, but I just don't find that comparison fair. I don't post naked pictures of anything but electronics, how could I possibly poison the board as much as someone who almost exclusively posts bloody pornography?Yes, I'm mad.>>23970682gb2/soc/.
>>23970749Ignore the entire concept of being polite to mentally disabled people and narcissistic attention seekers.
>>23970745>i have to pee bad :c do it on camAlso are there any vids of you out there
>>23970761/g/ is for guro, bloody pornography is exactly what we need.
>>23970761>how could I possibly poison the board as much as someone who almost exclusively posts bloody pornography?By shitposting. Fuck off.
>>>/g/23970740But NSFW ish bad on SFW boards.
>>23970780If you're on 4chan in public or at work, you should be fired and/or ashamed.
sammy where are your fapping vids
>>23970749Sammy likes to dress up in girly clothes because it's hot, but that doesn't make hir transgendered. Pretty sure xe doesn't dress up like that in public. And xe still likes girls.Pronouns for genderqueer individuals include "xe," "hse" and "hir." Of course, if xe specifies a pronoun xe prefers over those, you are encouraged to use that one instead.
>>23970795^^^
>>23970766>implying trans-gendered people are mentally disabledIts a lifestyle choice, and probably one that is WAY more fulfilling than being a regular person.
>>23970800>xe>hse>hir
>>>/g/23970788Not everyone lives alone and some people have someone over their shoulders every now and then. ;_;
>>23970800Why can't I use the Futurama pronoun prefix, schl-? X's are for fags.
>>23970771just that one video of me using my vibe. belive its nothing amazing though. i can upload it to my xhamster account if you want. i couldt see anyone getting of to it though. I should have recorded after I played with the anal beads for a bit. my asshole was to tight. i could get it in 4 inches or so and squese it back out without really trying :/
>>23970732Right. I forgot Sammy's details, and so I figured transgendered as opposed to trans. 'course, it's dangerous to assume such things; best to ask what pronoun someone prefers if ze and hir seem to PC/politi-queer for the occasion. Or, guess and guess wrong, because it's only fucking 4chan dammit Xd
>>23970710>>23970682>>23970664>>23970631>>23970615etcDrink a gallon of bleach, abomination, you sicken me. Not only you're flaunting your disgusting mental illnesses around, but you're shitposting NSFW content on a SFW board, I hope you get banned permanently and end up hanging yourself, since it's pretty obvious at this point 4chan is the only reason you don't slit your throat when you wake up every morning, it's also pretty obvious that you samefag all over the place, but that's not such a big surprise, coming from a tripfag.
>>23970813If you are on 4chan with company over or heavy traffic in and out of your room, you should still be ashamed of yourself. At best, your mommy will block 4chan by the router and we won't have to deal with you, and at worst you introduce more tumors into this cancerous board.
>>23970826Put your trip back on, Furry.
>>23970826>bans>for anything short of disagreeing with the shitty mods or CPHell, most of the janitors and mods will fap to the CP threads before deleting them. 4chan's moderation team is utter shit, and it will be hilarious if I manage to get banned for this.
>>23970774I'm all for literally bloody pornography involving Sammy. That would cheer me up real good.>>23970776You haven't seen many of my posts, have you?I'm sorry to act this defensive, but I feel quite insulted by your comparison.>>23970834Because ad hominem is cool.
>>23970865Ad hominem makes the world go 'round.
>>23970838I don't mean to ruin your expectations, but I'm not a tripfriend. >>23970853He was banned recently, I just hope the mods autoban his trip. I don't see how these people function in the real world, I suppose that's why they keep coming back after being banned.
>>>/g/23970834>If you are on 4chan with company over or heavy traffic in and out of your room, you should still be ashamed of yourself.Why? 4chan is basically just another forum.
>>23969919I don't even post in desktop threads. My resolution is too big to be posted here.
>>23970853Hmm. I've seen loli threads go down in flames here on /g/, along with dragon dildo unboxings, can penis be tech threads, and the odd porno dump. I'm glad this has stayed up, but only for my personal arousal. It's borderline, really, as Sammy doesn't post much/ever under hir handle.
>>23970865Confusing an ad hominem with an insult just shows your level of retardation.
>>23970876If you're on a forum while people are over, you're an asocial putz.
well the gravols reallt kicking in ill prob dose off in a mingood night lol
>>>/g/23970899Having people over is no the only case where someone else is around; There are such things as family, roommates, siblings etcetera.
>>23970881Ad hominem is the use of personal insults in place of real arguments. I haven't seen a good argument for why posting NSFW on SFW boards should be allowed, other than "Hurr durr, why r u browzn 4chan in company??"That is not refuting the point that NSFW should not be posted on SFW boards.
>>23970924>still having living family>having to have roommates>not being Bruce Wayne
>>23970916I'm hoping you never wake up, worthless meat bag.
>>23970899Meh. I sometimes invite company over with the expectation that we're not going to be interacting the whole time. Say, I might go off to post on a forum while he goes and watches a TV show; I might show him forum posts though, and he might regale me with a recap. Regardless, we'll be interacting much of the time, and I think the seperation happens because an afternoon invitation might well extend to midnight or past.
>>23970932No board on 4chan is actually worksafe, because any competent employer would fire you on the spot for dicking around on the Internet instead of working. Unless you work in IT or network admin, in which case your entire job is jerking off to the terminal.
God damn, I look girlier than Sammy./g/ has no tastes in traps.
>>23970963Prove it.
>>23970963Post pics, then.And it's not necessarily about looking ``girly.''
>>23970932>Ad hominem is the use of personal insults in place of real argumentsWrong, an ad hominem is where one creates an argument based on an attack against another's person. An insult is merely a statement.ie:>You are wrong because you are a retardIs an ad hominem, but:>You are wrong and you are a retardIs not an ad hominem.
>>>/g/23970962Notice how I never mentioned work at all?
>>23970963Wanna grab dinner sometime?
>>23970978Then why care about it being worksafe in the first place? Does the stray pair of tits or testicles cause that much of a problem?
>>>/g/23970995the "Work" in NSFW is not literal. =w=
>>23970973>>23970971I haven't showered yet today.Plus I'm underage.
>>23969620
>>23970995>Does the stray pair of tits or testicles cause that much of a problem?On a board which is suppose to be free from porn and other "not safe for work" material, yes.Please follow the rules. Go to >>>/b/ or >>>/hm/ if you want to post traps and pictures of men.
>>23971017Underage B& incoming.
>>23971017Don't care. Post pics. Or just get the fuck out.
>>23971015That still doesn't explain why you care about nudity like some sort of Mormon.>>23971028>free from porn and NSFW materialOh god, that's why. You're a bunch of freetards.
>>23970096
>>23971017
>>23970267
>>23971043>>23971041>>23971025Stop breaking rules, just report and tell them they fucked up.
>>23971055Or just report them and say nothing.
>>23970292
>>23971037Ahahaha no I am by no means a freetard. I just want you to obey the rules. There are lots of boards where you can post porn and other not safe for work material. /g/ is not one of them, and you should therefore not post it here.It's not that hard to understand, right?
>>23971043I laughed a bit.>not behind seven proxies>the internet doesn't respect my freedom
>>23970334
>>23970372
>>23970406
>>23971067Maybe you should do your job, then? I think admitting your status as a janitor/mod is also a rule violation. I'm reporting that, too.
>>23971066Sure, Stallmanite. Go back to having your free-as-in-freedom while still following the unjust rules of a cruel regime, while the non-neckbeards seek to overthrow Czar Moot and his lackadaisical moderator class. You shall see the light of the People's Board of 4chan soon, comrade.Okay that's it, this is getting exhausting.
>>>/g/23971037What part of Global rule 5 do chu have difficulties understanding?>All boards that default to the Yotsuba B or Burichan (blue) theme are to be considered "work safe." Violators may be temporarily banned and their posts removed. Note: Spoilered pornography or other not safe for work content is NOT allowed.
>>23970437
>>23971118Like I said, cruel regime, overthrow Moot, establish open-source Marxist board, etc.
>>23970453 thanks brah. I've been lurking for a while now and never seen that. I thought I could fit in with you /g/uise. I thought you dudes were all pretty cool guys that doesn't afraid of anything now I know you're all faggots. back to diy.
>>23970441
>>23971123>>23971101It is against the rules to post that you reported a post.
>>23970962Work has nothing to do with it. Worksafe is just a term. You know this.>>23970977That's absolutely correct. The presented "argument" still falls in the realm of ad hominem, though:"It doesn't matter if a board is rated work-safe or not because if you expect it to be, you're browsing the board where you shouldn't be."That doesn't provide any justification for the point at all. It doesn't answer why it's OK to break the established rules. Furthermore it goes on to assuming that the wish for a SFW board to stay SFW has to do with where one browses it.Most NSFW content is simply off-topic on here.>>23971037I'll chime in on that. I find it to be both off-topic, irrelevant to why I'm visiting this site, and tasteless at the same time. There are other places for that sort of thing, the only reason to post it on here would be to cause a stir.
>>23970499
>>23971131not to mention the faggot isnt even saging
>>23970513
>>>/g/23971127Marxism has nothing to do with posting NSFW on SFW boards. >>>/g/23971131Kind of reminds me of RuneScape.
>>23971110What?
>>23970574
>>23971123>>23971130>>23971140>>23971153>>23971025>>23971041>>23971043>>23971054>>23971063
>>23971157If you couldn't tell, that was a joke.
>>23970588
>>23970615
>>23971159What do you mean by this post? >>23971067I was discussing those things just before this thread, faggot and I get the feeling you followed me around and saw my posts. I'm already in the process of sending an email to moot about this.
>>>/g/23971170I like treating jokes and sarcasm seriously.
>>23971101>>23971091>>23971078Who is this guy and why does he always do this? It's fucking annoying.
>>>/g/23971206Maybe they recognized your theme or something.
>>23970631
Reported for reportedly reporting with a repertoire of self-righteous rapport.
>>23970664
>>23971206It's the standard joke. I was making a joke. I just opened /g/ like twenty minutes ago.Although I should be finishing a paper.
>>23970682
>>23970710
>>23971266>>23971256>>23971249etc.Take of your trip, Furry.
>>23970916
>>23971271>Insinuating that I run any machine with that OS
>>23971227I didn't post any screenshots, and his reply has nothing to do with my earlier post, so I figure he's a mod or a janitor spending his time following around users.>>23971250Your earlier post makes no sense, explain how is that a joke. I'm sending moot an email anyway so prepare your anus faggot mod/janitor. I hope moot is not a faggot and kicks you out of the shitty mod team.
>>23971164
>>23971299Tell moot Nick said hi.
>>23971292Do you say insinuating instead of implying to sound edgy and unique?
>>23971349I do.
>>23971349>Inferring the usage of alternative words is evidence of edginess or deserving of derision.That's it, no more creativity guise. Everyone must conform to proper protocol. Assimilate or die.
We could really use more mods on /g/... This is fucking retarded.
