http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57afEWn-QDg
Always.

only the finest tv dinner.

Cooking isn't technology

>>23148942
I have never made an omelette

Thai

I made this up today. I'm trying to give it a name.

In a pan I putted tomato sauce, black pepper, bechamel sauce small pieces of meat.
Then I added red beans and hot sauce.

Then I poured the mix into a cacerole in the lasagna way. Kind of. Two layers.

Hm, the deliciousness.

>>23148946
cooking tools as we know them and recipes come from centuries and centuries of technological evolution.

>>23148991
Looks tasty anon

You meat-eating troglodytes disgust me.

>>23149031
Hello Manhose

>>23149031
fucking beta

>>23148942
Thank you for that.
brb, country omelet time

Oh no, it's the spilling swede again!

>>23149010
It indeed was. And not too hard on the stomach either.

>>23149031
I also eat lots of macrobiotic. This is something I wanted to try. Shut up, please.

>>23148946

I'm so fucking tech I eat RAM

>>23149073
Yeah I heard it helps you remember stuff better

*Ba dum tisss*

>cooking

>>23149095
aww man I was going to say that, but I guessed I messed up on my *timing*

Cooking is nice and all but every now and then it's a great feeling to pay someone else to cook for you and then receive the finished meal.

No idea. Let me ask my wife.

>Men cooking, not grilling
>Any year

I'm about to meander on down to dairy queen for some ice cream and a chili dog.

>>23149057
850g meat + lots of vegetables is hard to keep in the pan.

Also, look - no spillage

>>23149183
pic of my mess in the last thread

>>23149182
Chili dog sounds fucking delicious. I haven't been out of this basement for almost 8 months. I can't wait for the world to start burning. I am going to go to Dairy Queen as soon as it starts, might even get a butterscotch dilly bar.

>>23149183
Brofist for cooking huge portions though. I have a giant pot and sometimes I make about four pounds of chili to last me four or five days.

So you jelly /g/?

>>23149312
looks nice. What is it?

>2012
>Eating meat

>>23149326
Its paptrika, onion, leek, pork filet and rice.

its basically the OP pic with rice and some sauce

>>23149345
>2012
>not eating meat

enjoy you personality complex

/g/ cooking: take every fucking ingredient you can find, throw it all in a frying pan and cook until it looks disgusting.

Jesus fuck, /g/. Does no one cook simple shit any more?

>>23149364
It's not a personality complex, it's the fact that I want to live a longer life. Red-Meat fags are the absolute worse of the meatfags, humans can't even fucking digest it right because we're not supposed to be eating it in the first place.

Spaghetti probably. I'm poor as hell, don't have a dollar until next week because I pay my bills. Man, fuck living on your own. I wish my grandmother was still alive and I could just go back to living with her and not barely make it by every week. I'd be eating a pizza. Fuck spaghetti.

>>23149183
>>23149201
what kind of nvidia card did you use to cook with?

>>23149383
My dish was simple, also, only one other dish has been posted

>>23149364
Meat-eaters: have claws

Herbivores: no claws

Humans: no claws
Meat-eaters: have no skin pores and perspire through the tongue

Herbivores: perspire through skin pores

Humans: perspire through skin pores
Meat-eaters: have sharp front teeth for tearing, with no flat molar teeth for grinding

Herbivores: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding

Humans: no sharp front teeth, but flat rear molars for grinding
Meat-eaters: have intestinal tract that is only 3 times their body length so that rapidly decaying meat can pass through quickly

Herbivores: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.

Humans: have intestinal tract 10-12 times their body length.
Meat-eaters: have strong hydrochloric acid in stomach to digest meat

Herbivores: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater

Humans: have stomach acid that is 20 times weaker than that of a meat-eater
Meat-eaters: salivary glands in mouth not needed to pre-digest grains and fruits.

Herbivores: well-developed salivary glands which are necessary to pre-digest grains and fruits

Humans: well-developed salivary glands, which are necessary to pre-digest, grains and fruits
Meat-eaters: have acid saliva with no enzyme ptyalin to pre-digest grains

Herbivores: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains

Humans: have alkaline saliva with ptyalin to pre-digest grains

Based on a chart by A.D. Andrews, Fit Food for Men, (Chicago: American Hygiene Society, 1970)

>>23149383
>implying throwing some meat and paprika in a pan isn't as simple as it gets
Even making pancakes requires more effort.

>>23149438
You: no brain.

>>23149364
Our ancestors eating meat is what gave us a brain powerful enough for these fags to choose not to eat meat. Always found that amusing.

>>23149438
tl;dr
>implying humans aren't omnivores

>>23148942
that dude won't get in my kitchen. See how he rapes the pan with his fork?

>>23149438
Not eating meat: boring as fuck
Eating meat: tasty as fuck

>>23149144
Lol'd

/g/ humor

>that feel when your casserole pan broke a while ago and now you can't make delicious casseroles and lasagnas anymore

I had eggs, bacon, some grapefruit, and a big glass of orange juice. Most important meal of the day.

>>23149483
Americans and breakfast, what the fuck is wrong with you?

>>23149478
We're not omnivore, the very fact that you have to cook meat so that you don't get sick and die is proof of this.

>>23149517
But we are, because we eat meat all over the world.

>>23149517
>implying half of asia doesn't eat raw fish and small portions of raw meat
>implying I don't eat raw bacon several times a week

>>23149535
bacon isnt raw

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u4zw99VsoMA

I'm having salad.

>>23149517
yes, we are. It's just a precaution.
Eating raw meat doesn't automatically make you sick, our teeth confirm it

Not eating meat as a human is unnatural.

We were evolved to eat meat, we thrived because of it, and we continue to do so.

People who don't eat meat have to survive on unnatural (sometimes carcinogenic) supplements and other sub-par alternatives.

>>23149529
You can eat raw meat - it wont kill you generally. I wouldn't try this with store bought processed ground beef or something but we don't NEED to eat cooked meat. Its just better for you and we've become used to it.

>>23149551
CARNIVORE: Short and pointed
HERBIVORE: Broad, flattened and spade shaped
OMNIVORE: Short and pointed
HUMAN: Broad, flattened and spade shaped

>>23149514
What's wrong with my breakfast?

>>23149563
Vegetarians get everything they need from other sources like beans without supplements. Meat isn't the only thing on Earth with protein.

>>23149514
What's your type of breakfast?

>>23149583
That's not how evolution works

>>23149583
Wow, vegetarianfags are getting so desperate that they have to basically lie to support their fucked view.

>>23149622

Woke up at 11 AM. Too lazy to get out of my chair for food. I'll just wait til lunch.

>>23149640
thats after you ate it right?

why did you puke it back onto the plate though

>>23149635
But that's not a lie. Do your teeth look like this?

>>23149613
herbivores do, vegetarians do not.
Enjoy your malnutrition and vitamin supplements

>>23149624
this

>>23149640
Are you over 65?

>>23149662
Evolution doesnt work like that

>>23149671
I think you're thinking of vegans who choose only to eat fruits and vegetables.

>>23149662
They do except for the eyeteeth, which are not needed because we invented knives and forks a long while ago and don't have to shred our way through entire animals with our teeth.

I don't wanna cook. What's a good takeout for a saturday?

>>23149661
No. Oatmeal + water + 3 minutes in microwave = breakfast. Also, maybe some low calories jam on top. Yeah, and milk. No orange juice or anything like that. Just as it is
>>23149674
No, im 21.

SO DELICIOUS

>>23149714
I spot a /fit/ fag

>>23149705
Pizza/wings. I'm going with some greasy unhealthy shit today, anyways.

>>23149719
Chocolate cake with sausage gravy?

Just the shit off my foot

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I25UeVXrEHQ

>>23149730
Just trying to loose some weight.

3min brownies with cookie dough ice cream

[spoiler]i live a very lonely life ;_;

>>23149662
Actually they pretty much DO look like that, excluding those very large canines, which we have no use for since we don't use our mouth to tear through prey.

>>23149563
I am vegan and I never take supplements or eat "sub-par alternatives" (I'm assuming you mean fake meat here, which I agree isn't very good).

>>23149671
The only nutrient that's problematic for vegans is vitamin B-12, which is nevertheless really easy to get since it's fortified in most non-dairy milks.

>>23149788
but we do use those canines, if you want to rip something, you're going to use them for their power

I've eaten nothing but tortilla chips and guacamole for the past 48 hours.

>>23149867
Explosive diary

>>23149788
See how dumb vegefags are? I wouldn't bother replying. Hopefully these vegefags will die off from being so fucking stupid as not to eat meat.

Vegefags, stop being pussies and have a nice, juicy steak. That'll cure you.

>>23149871
>Explosive diary
>diary

>>23149839
Obviously I meant we have no use for canines THAT LARGE since we do not have them, our canines being much smaller.

ITT: VEGETARIANS CANT INTO EVOLUTION

>>23149887
No thanks, I don't want to get fat.

>>23149183
Looks tasty.

Fuck, haven't had breakfast.. thread makes me want to cook. Limited utensils and cookware (1.5L pot, a glass pan) no ingredients.. fuck it, to the dining hall

>>23149939
You don't get fat from meat. For a person implying to know so much about nutrients and all that, you dont seem so knowledgeable after all

>>23149739
you know, I haven't had a pizza since like December and fuck it, I haven't eaten anything but apples for the last 4 days, I'm pigging out on one tonight.

>>23149939
horse steak isn't fat and is superior and you can dip your cooked carrots in the blood dripping out of it for that precious iron

Reheating some garlic bread for breakfasta.

Probably going to run to the grocery store and pick up the shit to make either tacos or burritos tonight.

>>23149640
Yeah, oatmeal!

>>23149965
http://www.todayifoundout.com/index.php/2010/04/the-red-juice-in-raw-red-meat-is-not-blood/

>>23149975
I've never had a burrito. Is it good?

You guys suck, making me hungry. I haven't eaten in three days. All the food I have left is one package of ramen. I'm hoping my tax return gets here soon.

>>23149956
The hell. I like apples but the only time I'll eat one food is when I'm poor. I had nothing but rice for nearly a week and wanted to shoot myself.

How can you be so poor you cant afford food?

>>23150013
Try rice noodles with eggs soup. It's cheaper than ramen, makes more, and doesn't get old as fast.

>>23150001
Burritos are great, good sir.

Where are you from that you've never had the pleasure of eating one?

>>23149987
ah thanks, it tastes like blood though. What gives blood the red colour again? Can't remember the name, but it resembled myoglobin

>>23150048
The only good that came out of California.

>>23150054
You got it right and it was in the link.
>In fact, red meat is distinguished from white meat primarily based on the levels of myoglobin in the meat. The more myoglobin, the redder the meat. Thus most animals, such as mammals, with a high amount of myoglobin, are considered “red meat”, while animals with low levels of myoglobin, like most poultry, or no myoglobin, like some sea-life, are considered “white meat”.

>>23150013
I was sick as fuck & they were the only thing I could choke down.

>>/ck/

What the fuck is wrong with you?

In a fit of massive hunger, I made and ate five fucking hamburgers and feel sick as fuck now :(

>>23149662
>implying I didn't get my teeth removed and implanted some crazy canines

>>23150082
/g/ has become more of a technology culture board than one strictly dedicated to technology. I like it better this way anyway.

Most recent cooking. Risotto for lunch

>>23150048
Sweden

>>23150105
Cool portion, if you're a cat.

>>23150167
may be it was a four course dinner

>>23150167
Not everyone eats like you because they're not a fat tub of lard.

>>23150082
Because i like you /g/uys more

>>23150104
If /v/ can be /b/, then /g/ can be /ck/. At least that's the thought process of these morons that are fucking 4chan up beyond all repair.

>>23150104
Fuck you, stupid ass. It's people like you that are the reason we'll soon have /gg/ split like on /v/.

Reported.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9xcKeP3vW8

>>23150073
I read that, but no.
myoglobin is found in muscle tissue aka steak

hemoglobin was the word
>Hemoglobin is the principal determinant of the color of blood in vertebrates. Each molecule has four haem groups, and their interaction with various molecules alters the exact color. In vertebrates and other hemoglobin-using creatures, arterial blood and capillary blood are bright red, as oxygen imparts a strong red color to the haem group. Deoxygenated blood is a darker shade of red; this is present in veins, and can be seen during blood donation and when venous blood samples are taken.

>>23150183
5'9 / 155lbs, just ordered pizza/wings and I'll be drinking beer afterwords. Haters etc. Fuck yeah.

>>23150205
That wouldn't be a bad thing actually. Infact I'll submit a request to moot today.

>>23150242
Ahh. Time to get rid of
>BATTULSTATUIONS
>desktop time
>guts

>>23150147
Ah. I'm sure you have some regional cuisine us 'murrikans have never had the pleasure of eating.

Most "American" food sucks, BTW, we just have the pleasure of having a lot of cultures so we have a lot of different things to try

>>23150266
you know it's bad if you have to look up recepies of omelettes

>>23150167
It was lunch. So it is more than an appropriate portion size. It was very filling.

Heres an even smaller one I made. This one was a starter though hence the small size.

Why do you need salt when you cook an omelette? I can't find anything about why you need salt.

Mind you, I wanted to prepare an omelette + icing sugar

>>23150264
Those will be perfect on g general or /gg/

>>23150297
Salt brings forth the taste

>>23150297
you almost never need salt, it's for taste.
In my country there are laws on the amount of salt they can put in bread a more salt, tastier but also unhealthier

>>23150283
That's not even a meal. What are you a model?

>>23150313
>>23150327
Good to know, thank you

Just woke up from a night of drinking. More beer and a good breakfast sounds good. What do you guys suggest?

>>23150350

>>23150350
Me too, having a red bull vodka right now

>>23150332
Nope. Like I said it was a first course followed by soup. meat, desert etc. Any bigger would have been too filling

>>23150350
asparagus cures the hang over

>>23150365
British breakfasts look so good, well, except for the blood sausage.

>>23150365
White pudding is god tier food.

>>23150402
man up, i eat that shit raw at times.

>>23150400
I don't have one.

White rice, green beans, and a hard-boiled egg.

OP here. It is good to see that my food threads are still appreciated at /g/.

I am going now. I bid you all a good night.

>>23150425
>man up

No he's right that shit is horrible.

>>23150466
Good night

Beef & Guiness stew.

>>23150402
blood sausages are good, I prefer them raw.
Never ate the the English variant.
You can use the skin as an emergency condom, thank me later

hey OP, do you even lift?

kan du inte bara sticka till /ck/ om du vill skapa matlagningstrådar?

>>23150553
Not sure if the english one should be eaten raw, I dont its cured to that point like continental blood sausages.
I love the barley in UK/Ire style black pudding. I get why the idea of it puts people off but they just need to try it

>>23149481
Just use a regular glass pan, shit works just as well.