You should learn how URIs work.
http://www.okcupid.com/tests/the-personality-defect-test

What?

>self diagnosing yourself with imaginary diseases

>>23116943

FUCKING BOTNET CHROME

>>23116969
"how did this get in my cache" thread?

>>23116978

in b4 assburgers

Spiteful Loner

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.
You are the Spiteful Loner, the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage. In high school, you were probably that kid who wore all black and who sat alone in a corner of the lunch room, drawing pictures of dead babies. You are a rational person and tend to hold emotions in very low-esteem; not only that, but you are also rather introverted, meaning you probably bury any emotions you feel deep inside yourself, like all of the bodies in your backyard. Combine these traits with your dislike of others and your brutality, and it seems that you would be quite likely to shoot innocent people in a rampage. Most likely, you also have low self-esteem. Hell, I get low self-esteem just looking at you. This is only yet one more incentive to go on a shooting rampage, because you wouldn't care if you died as a result. Granted, you probably haven't gone on a shooting rampage and probably never will, but all the motivations are there. All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you. Like me. But don't shoot me. I have a 101 mile-long knife, you know. In conclusion, your personality is defective because you are too introverted, brutal, insecure, and rather unemotional. No wonder no one hangs around you, you morbid, cold-hearted freak!
;_;

Also, INTJ with 100% I

About right.

>>23117075
>Robot

>You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

robot master race

>Robot
>You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

Sociopath

You are 86% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

nothing new here, all my friends know this already

seems fitting, i don't like it though

You are the Sociopath! As a result of your cold, calculating rationality, your introversion (and ability to keep quiet), your brutality, and your arrogance, you would make a very cunning serial killer. You are confident and capable of social interaction, but you prefer the silence of dead bodies to the loud, twittering nitwits you normally encounter in your daily life. You care very little for the feelings of others, possibly because you are not a very emotional person. You are also very calculating and intelligent, making you a perfect criminal mastermind. Also, you are a very arrogant person, tending to see yourself as better than others, providing you with a strong ability to perceive others as weak little animals, so tiny and small. You take great pleasure in the misery of others, and there is nothing sweeter to you than the sweet glory of using someone else's shattered failure to project yourself to success. Except sugar. That just may be sweeter. In short, your personality defect is the fact that you could easily be a sociopath, because you are calculating, unemotional, brutal, and arrogant. Please don't kill me for writing mean things about you! I have a 101 mile-long knife! Don't make me use it!

Nice.

>spend 10 mins filling that stupid test
>it demands that i log in
FFFUUUUUU

>>23117211
not if you say you're not single at the end, moron

>>23117211
it doesn't
but request your DOB

OP here. I though I would get something closer to robot, but then I remembered kicking that dog back when I was 13 and being an all around self-interested dickwad.

>accuracy.png

>>23117228

ah sweet, i got it to work now

Accurate.

You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 0% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant

i'm not really arrogant, i'm just honest and rational about how fantastic i am.

>>23117270

typická česká

>INTJ master race

It said my exact opposite is the 'class clown', if thats the case I think I might have dual personalities.

I got Robot.

>>23117270

>All you need is for someone to push you over the edge, calling you names and belittling you.
>visits /g/
Well... fuck.....

Sociopath - You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 71% Arrogant.

What a lame text (and test). I was expecting to be outraged.

Haughty Intellectual

You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant.


yeah they are right. that feel when 0% extroverted.

Haughty Intellectual

It fits me to an extent, but I'm not as arrogant as the results want to make me. Not enough questions and not enough answers per question. I think of myself as better than others, but not at the same time. If I didn't have such low self-esteem, I wouldn't need to think that way. My ego just needs to grab onto something about myself to keep me from dropping into a spiral of depression I suppose. When I'm not beating myself up, I'm much more appreciative of everyone else. Thus is the life of being too self-aware.

Robot master race reportin in i guess

Robot
You are 71% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

Could be less accurate. Generally correct. Still can't see into detailed interactions, particularly with varying levels of knowing other people.

100% accurate, even the matches.

Sadly, we are not on >>>/v/

>>>/v/

oh

Sure is under 40% brutal here, get on my level scrubs

>>23117081
>43% extroverted
>loner
Total shit.

>that feel

"Robot
You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant."
What.

>>23117463
>If you scored near fifty percent for a certain trait (42%-58%), you could very well go either way.

HURR

Robot
You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

>not part of the robot master race.

Sure is technology related, you autistic fucks.

>You scored 100% on Brutality, higher than 98% of your peers.
Hmm, that was kinda unexpected.

Haughty Intellectual
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 57% Arrogant

Deal with it fagboats

>>23117518
/g/ doesn't play
I mean
/g/ doesn't watch
fuck it

uh.... What?

>I will cut you if you don't answer honestly.

>I know what you're thinking--how can he know if I don't answer honestly? And how can he cut me when I live 100 miles away? Well, I can. And my knife is 101 miles long.

>>23117534
>Haughty Intellectual
>Downloads: Java
That test is now confirmed for pull-ass results piece of shit

I'm not a bully.

Spiteful Loner

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 57% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

>the personality type that is most likely to go on a shooting rampage.

Seems right, one of my old teachers even said I was the most likely to kill everyone in the class.

>>23117586
>he doesn't play MINDcraft

I'm ok with this :D

>>23117518

But it is, look at all the robots in here.

Test felt like it was written by a ten year old, with all the stupid comments.

Although a pretty spot on analysis.

THIS ISN'T ACCURATE AT ALL

I FUCKING HATE THIS TEST AND WHATEVER RETARDED KID WROTE IT SHOULD GO SHOVE A CROWBAR UP HIS ANUS.

>>23117687

actually it just tests ther user agent referrer header and if it sees 4chan in it it automatically fetches you the loner test result

ROBOT MASTER RACE

Awfully wrong.
I'd stab a emo with a fucking spoon for decades and decades
Wrong.
Sage cause >>>/b/

>>23117747
>I'd stab a emo with a fucking spoon for decades and decades

yes you would makehim suffer for all your black emotions, because they are as dark as your soul.
fag.

>>23117803

Sociopath
You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 100% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

god damn it

Get on my level, faggots.

Haha.

nice, I got 29% across the board somehow

Nope. I'm very quiet in class and am pretty aware of other people's feelings.

Robot master race? Robot master race.

I wonder if some of the questions about big party vs little party instead mentioned somthing like, a huge party with all of your friends, if that would change anything.

>>23117884

>robot bro fist

LOL
Most /g/entleman in this thread is either an emo kid, a looner or a robot!
Pretty accurate description of /g/. I'm quite impressed.

Your result for The Personality Defect Test ...
Capitalist Pig

You are 100% Rational, 57% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

I'm not even a capitailist, but the personality is right.

>>23117894
I picked small party and I did not get robot :3
sure is asocial in hurrr

>>23117894
I answered that I prefer large wild parties and it still gave me robot. It is easier to wander around and not have to socialize a bunch with one or two people.

Still got robot.

Robot reporting in.

Well, at least I am consistent

>>23117941
Will you marry me?

>>23117925
If I was at a party would you approach me~

Robot and INTJ master race reporting in.

>>23117925

Ya, i dont like huge partys were i dont know anyone. But after i get drunk it gets a little better depending on the people, sometimes they are cool other times i dont want to talk to anyone or meet anyone new. Its easier if i know everyone.

Sociopath

You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

Huh, I am rational and arrogant, but I never struck my self as a brutal person. Than again, this is some fucking quiz on a dating site

Another robot reporting

So guys. I signed up and I'm getting suggestions for these unrealistically hot girls. How the fuck is this legit? These are super attractive chicks and they aren't anywhere close to Robot. These bitches have duck faces, poses and at parties and shit.

What a bullshit website, how the fuck can anyone find love there,

>>23117957
haha that is a pretty neat trip to be just random like that

>>23117957
>>23117980
I get anxiety if I am talking to one person for too long because I usually get bored.

If I am in the mood (drunk) I will go around talking to random people.

Its not that I have problems talking to people I just don't like to unless they are very funny or talking about something interesting.

Well, I suppose that I should not be surprised.

Robot

You are 86% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

Brutal? An exaggeration.

My room is full of anime posters and I have a dakimakura yet I did not get robot.

>>23118035
>>23117996
>>23117998
>>23117966
we /r9k/ now

>implying rational is a bad thing

This is why the world can't have nice things.

1. Post your results
2. Post you favorite youtube video

>Robot
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FITruoZekCI

>>23118027

Same goes for me, somtimes i fell like socializing other times i wont care.

i might have clicked a different item...

>>23118008
You seem to have a problem with judging them by their looks. If they are on a dating site they are already desperate enough and probably easy.

FML:
Emo Kid
You are 29% Rational, 43% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

That feel when you most your scores are around 50% and you should be pretty well balanced.
The test then proceeds to tell you you're a sociopath.

>>23118060

Fuck that one looks fun...BRB

>>23118051
If it was /r9k/ everyone would have gotten emo kid or spiteful loner.

>>23118057
Haughty Intellectual
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=noR59R7O80s

>>23118099
>monospaced font

Robot

You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

Are there any positive results, or is this one of those quizzes designed to make insecure people feel like shit?
Spiteful Loner here, it's working ;_;

Being a robot is too mainstream.
Spiteful loner master race reporting in.

Meh, sounds like me.

wat

Robot
100% Rational
0% Extrovert
0% Brutal
14% Arrogant

>/g/
>full of sociopaths, robots, and spiteful loners
sounds about right

>>23118133
>>>/b/

>braggart

pretty accurate...

Robot Master Race Reporting In

>>23116902
oh well

>100% brutal

Well now. This seems fairly accurate.

Hand-Raiser

You are 71% Rational, 71% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

>>23117382
I know that feel, bro.

>/g/
>implying you're all something other than loaners

>>23118186
>/g/
>loaners
>implying we have money to loan

probably because I answered that I would physically hurt someone who angered me.

Just because I slapped a friends shit once.

brb shootan

>>23118153
NO U

I'm ok with this

Apparently I'm 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.

So basically it's calling me an intelligent, arrogant asshole.
[spoiler]Just like anyone else who actually knows me beyond what I want them to know.

oh

You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

I'm more brutal and arrogant than I suspected. huh

>>23118232

Wow. It told me I was always the annoying kid in class who raised his hand for every question.

Not true at all, I couln't be bothered with that shit.

And it told me I'm too nice.

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?
Am I supposed to be an asshole to people now to be a better person?

Fuck that test.

>>23118221
I feel like you and I would get a long because of similarities, but then not like each other because deep down we hate everyone.

Robot
You are 100% Rational, 0% Extroverted, 29% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.

I'm not arrogant though

>>23118239
I do.

>>23118260
>I'm not arrogant though
thats a pretty arrogant thing to say

>Sociopath
>You are 71% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 86% Brutal, and 86% Arrogant.
Eh pretty much. I like to see others suffer.

>Master Race.
100% rational, 100% brutal.
>Shit Tier.
Everyone else.

>watermark on the image of the robot

>Spiteful Loner
>You are 86% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 71% Brutal, and 43% Arrogant.
About right.

>>23118317
>SOO EEEEEDGY xDDDDD

>>23118256
I could not answer a few honestly either.

I ignore homeless entirely or just say NO repeatedly without making eye contact if they approach me. I once threw a handful of pennies as hard as I could from a moving car window at a homeless black man.

>>23118232
>Real robots are boringly kind and all too rarely try to kill people
That's dumb. If the logical choice to obtain a goal is to kill shit loads of people, a robot will fucking do it.
>don't bother thinking of your own interests
Untrue. I just don't always do it.
>you are very gentle and lack emotion
I am only gentle when it calls for it, but I can be rough and harsh when I need to be. and I do have emotions, I just try to not let them steer my decisions too much.

Otherwise, It's pretty accurate.

>>23118060

100% right.

>>23118344
>I once threw a handful of pennies as hard as I could from a moving car window at a homeless black man.

I'm a robot apparently.

okay.jpg

Well that was pointless, and probably inaccurate.

>Robot
>You are 100% Rational, 14% Extroverted, 14% Brutal, and 29% Arrogant.

You are 100% Rational, 29% Extroverted, 43% Brutal, and 14% Arrogant.

robots everywhere