cheez its

pic realted its cheez its

Poweraid is 79 cents at my local store, noodles are about 98 cents. So noodles and poweraid.

bowl of honey nut cheerios or...dare i say it...Peanut Butter Cheerios.. mmmmmmmm

you haven't lived until you've tried this

bagel

Chicken and mushroom soup.

>>22629015
The cheez-its in little bags like these taste SOOOOOO much better than the ones you can get in a box.

Why is that?

>>22629052
A-rab shop near me is selling a box of 40 for just $10AUD

motherfucking grabbed a box asap

Gotta have a snicker, it's a meal in a packet.

>>22629095

You can usually get a 5 pack for $2 at Chickenfeed.

Hot pockets, pic related

I just throw anything available in a wok with some peanut oil.

>>22629052
mending keluar beli nasgor, bro.

>>22629113
i would rape your waifu for a real one

>Pot noodles of any kind

Go out, buy some chicken stock, some noodles, and a chicken. Boil the chicken separately to the noodles. Use the chicken stock in the noodle-water.

Drain the chicken and add to the noodle+stock-water. Add soy sauce.

>>22629052

I used to live on this before I made my first €100000

peanut butter sandwiches & rice. You can live on that for like ten bucks a week.

>>22629047

Your dimsum looks diseased.

>>22629146
>quick and easy

>>22629115

>that picture

You just made me feel a little better about my life.

Cheese and crackers. Maybe with a spot of tea.

> Not having steam boat
> 2012

ISHYGDDT

>>22629115

>Guys please notice my pistol, look how tough I am.

>>22629173
lol
That's my /k/ cooking for /ck/
They get so mad when you throw a gun and cheap beer into your cooking exploits.

I'm not fat

Pic related, motherfuckers.

>>22629212
>FROSTED flakes...

yes you are.

>>22629046
try those

A sandwich.

>>22629181
I literally just did this.

>>22629224
I might be fat on the inside, but I only weigh 115. Frosted Flakes every day until I die of dieabeetus or something

ham flavoured heinz baked beans

oatz

soy beans, edamame, microwaved in a bag, then I cover them in salt. I eat like a pound of these a day.

My piss smells like soy.

>2 packs of ramen
>cook noodles in microwave like normal
>dont get them too soft
>drain water
>toss packets of seasoning to the side
>add soy sauce
>add that red siracha chili sauce (cock sauce)

Enjoy your god tier ramen.

>>22629289
that sounds terrible

>>22629317
Well you'll never know until you try. Shit is fire though. Make sure you have water.

300ml double cream
• a knob of unsalted butter
• finely grated zest from 1 clementine
• 300g good-quality dark chocolate (70% cocoa solids), broken into small pieces
• a pinch sea salt
• a splash of brandy
• a handful of mixed nuts (Brazil nuts, toasted almonds and hazelnuts)
• 3 tablespoons cocoa powder, to serve
• 1 pack biscotti, to serve
• 1 bottle of Vin Santo, to serve

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These are deconstructed chocolate truffles and if you arrange this nicely on a table, put a few cocktail sticks next to them and let people get stuck in and make their own, I’m telling you, you’ll have some excited guests. It’s interesting, it’s different and to be able to make your own truffle is really quite cool, not to mention delicious. It’s worth remembering that chocolate is friends with lots of different types of booze so, if you prefer, you can swap out the brandy here for rum, whiskey or red wine.

Put the cream in a pan over a medium heat and let it heat up. You don’t want it boiling, just hot. As soon as tiny bubbles start to appear, add the knob of butter and the clementine zest. Once the butter has melted, pour this hot mixture over the chocolate pieces, whisking as you go, so the chocolate melts nice and slowly. If the mixture splits slightly, don’t worry, you can bring it right by adding a splash of boiling water.

>continued

Hamburger

>>22629336
Add a pinch of salt to the mixture; it may sound bonkers, but the smallest pinch of salt actually makes chocolate taste even chocolatier! Stir in a splash of brandy.
Once completely melted and smooth, pour your melted chocolate mixture into a nice little serving dish or bowl. Pop this in the fridge for about 2 hours to set. Christmas is a busy time so you can always do this a few days before you need it if you want. About 30 minutes before you’re ready to make your truffles, pull the bowl out of the fridge and let the chocolate warm up to room temperature.

Put your mixed nuts into a plastic bag and use a rolling pin to bash them up quite finely. Get some little saucers or bowls and put the nuts in one and your cocoa powder in the other. Put a teacup filled with boiled water on the tray and pop a few teaspoons in there for scooping the chocolate. Get everyone around the table to spoon their own truffles out of the serving dish and roll them in cocoa powder, crushed nuts or anything else you fancy. Or, you can let them smear their truffles over a biscotti like some posh Nutella! Serve with a few glasses of your chilled Vin Santo.

PB & J sammiches and water.

Pop the top, toss this baby straight in the micro and nuke for 4 minutes. Easy and fast.

inb4 metal in microwave causes damage idiots

>>22629327
>he thinks siracha is hot

>>22629172
>Boiling chicken
>Boiling noodles

You don't even have to be in the same room if you have basic knowledge of your local hob. There is literally nothing easier to cook than boiled chicken.

You put it in the fucking water.
It boils.
You take it out when it's done.

>>22629352
holy shit i've been doing this for a while now

bro, try substituting the jelly for this stuff called apple butter

it's amazing

Ramen noddles are great, but one thing I eat on a pretty regular basis is tuna + rice dishes.
cup of uncooked instant rice + can of tuna + maybe a little butter/soy sauce for extra flavor.
Takes maybe 6 minutes to be ready to eat, simple and yummy. Sometimes eat with crackers if I'm extra hungry.

>>22629395
How do I know when the chicken is done? How long do I boil it for?

>>22629397


My nigga. I eat that shit like it's going out of style.

>>22629444
Me too, man. On my second jar this year.

>>22629395
But when I put it in there, all the water overflows. There's no water in which to cook it. I destroyed a hotplate doing that.

Foie gras and truffles

Tacos.

1/2 pound ground beef
packet of seasoning
1/2 pound cheese
taco shells
20 minutes and you have a pound of food

>>22629501
>packet of seasoning
Look at him
Look at him and laugh.

>>22629388
siracha is for kids with no taste.

Use some blair sauces or vicious viper, or just use powdered chilis like naga jolokia.
i use all of these and when u use very little of them, the taste and the hotness is far more refined than anything you can achieve with less potent sauces, since youll have to use more and by that cover the taste of the food.

>>22629464
-455645631894135465156461651/10

>>22629543
God you are a retarded faggot 0/10

>>22629578
you seem to have never eaten anything other than machine made american shit food.

>>22629429
Until it looks cooked. Uncooked chicken is pink, and turns white when cooked. If it's white in the middle, it's done.

A stripped down Roti John, so no beef, just egg, mayo and ketchup.

Also >>22629052.

I usually just fry up some tonkatsu and eat it with rice and curry.
Takes maybe 20 minutes to make from start to finish and is quite satisfying.

>>22629246
MAH NIGGA, dump that shit on toast!

>>22629221
>Not eating Lean Pockets.

Lean Pockets taste good. I like the pepperoni pizza ones.

1 scoop whey with oats tossed in. easy as fuck to prepare.

Rice in rice cooker.
Any kind of green veggies or tofu + oyster sauce + a spoonful of vegetable oil.
I can live on these forever. Buy some kind of meat dish on weekends for variety and nutritional balance.

Anything my wife prepares at my request.

>>22629636
>People who microwave water or use a stove instead of using a kettle.
How do you live with yourself?

>>22629792
Sorry. Wasn't supposed to quote you.

>>22629792
>mfw I microwave water for my hot chocolate
>mfwnf

>>22629792
people microwave water? why?

>>22629491
You have taste son.

fish fingers baked or fried

It takes 5 minutes to prepare and doesn't taste like shit.

>>22628980
Teddy's crunchy peanut butter on a whole wheat bagel, then chuck that shit in a toaster oven. Fucking delicious and healthy. Fuck yo ramen.

>>22632689

Instant orgasm

Stir-fry all day, every day.

I have a rice cooker and I have various oils and vegetables and meats. It's very easy and you can make it taste different everytime. A water chestnut is fine too. :D

>>22632701
You, sir. You are the shit. And I thank you for it.

Superior. Fits perfectly into a standard 6" pot, dried veggies and a shitload of chili powder.

>>22629047
What is going on here? Is this what we will all have to eat in the future?

>go on /g/
>suddenly /ck/
wut

>>22632741

This shit is the best.

>>22632853
no motherfucker

>>22632940
Nong Shim is god tier.

>>22629115
Oh it's that faget who have to have guns in his every pic.

Pic filtered.

Fuck yeah, Nong Shim.

Brought to you buy Wegman's Grocery Market.

Cheese sandwich with mustard and branston pickle.