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[demand that you do your own homework]

[helpful response solving the issue OP is having]

>>21685569
[realization that it's in the wrong language]
[snide comment that it doesn't work anyway]

>>21685569
[frustrated comment detailing the issues with solving other people's homework]

[honest comment that the OP should change majors and go back to marketing]

>>21685546
[question about whether or not you've gotten your daily dose of the Structure and Interpretation of Computer Programs]

[direction to /prog/]
[notification that this thread has been reported for off-topic]

[tells OP to install Gentoo]

>>21685599
[condescending comment that LISP has no relevance in the real world]

>>21685615
[flamewar bait claiming that programming is related to the topic of /g/ - Technology]

[asks how one would start to program and what language is best]

[says that C is useless in real world]

$comment_indication_my_contempt_for_those_who_do_not_use_my_preferred_programming_language_and_codin
g_style

>>21685639
[detailing why Java sucks, yet not answering your question]

[telling OP his choice of language and tools are complete shit]

>>21685653
[angry comment from a lifelong Java coder]

[starts posting Rose images to derail thread]

>>21685659
[telling you that your choice of language and tools are complete shit, OP's are marginally better and]

[inane statements about being the best programmer on /g/]

>>21685653
[rant about how you need to adapt to the industry saying that java is the way of the future]

>>21685667
[implication about the filename of your image and how it relates to your sexuality]

>>21685659

[use of a /prog/ meme about which languages are shit, and which are crap]

>>21685680
[asking why you don't use Temporary as your name anymore]

[making fun of OP's IDE]

[autistic drivel containing the word "programming"]

>>21685680
[inane statement that i was captain of the robotics team when i was five years old, and just changed my grades to all A's with a GUI made in visual basic]

>>21685667
[implications concerning Rose's gender]

>>21685709
[condescendingly point out how you are unaware of the word androgynous]

[assertion that assembly is the only programming language you should be using]
[picture of stylized animated pony character]

>>21685703
>>21685703
NO FUCK YOU

[OP asking about his problem again as the thread turned into a language war]

>>21685667
[comment about the hotness of Rose and asking where to find more pictures]

>>21685719
[googles androgynous for a definition and tries to initiate flame war]

>>21685726
>[current year]
>[subject of your post]

>>21685735
[copypasta on why Arch Linux is a bad distribution and that you should feel bad for using it]

>>21685546
[response rating OPs post on a /10 scale]

>>21685735
[obligatory mention of viper's tripcode, ##crack]

[comment about which IDE is the best and why all other IDEs are shit]

>>21685767
[comment on the use of Comic Sans in the image]

[OP asking for help again as he seems to be completely forgotten]

[incorrect solution to OP's problem]
[comment about how i am the best programmer in this thread]

>>21685794
[correction to this anon's post fixing problem]
[calling that anon a retard]
[telling op to use python]

>>21685775

[autistic German teenaged scumbag appears and begins talking out of his ass]

[question about hacking]

>>21685735
buttmad babby detected.

>>21685792
[indignant exclamation that /g/ is not tech support]
[implications about the unimplied

[EE/CE makes fun of CS majors]

>>21685819
[comment about how all tripfags are idiots because this one cannot observe the style of the thread]

>>21685792
[Another comment about installing Gentoo]

>>21685827
[math major with $300k starting copypasta]

>>21685735
Holy shit, I have an old friend with your name the same age as well. It was either Matt Burkett or Burchett or something. Did you used to live in North Carolina?

>>21685827
[frustrated response from CS major implying CS will be higher status than EE in the future]

>>21685827
[Comment that points out that CE is civil engineering and CpE is computer engineering]

[OP asks for help again, stating that this is due in two hours]

>>21685827
>>21685843
[question about which is better and what to chose for collage]

>>21685863
RTFM
install gentoo
gb2/b/
/g/ is not tech support

>>21685866
[greentexting the word ``collage'']

[some rambling about how CS is more theoretical and EE is just herpderp MAKAN THANGS.]

>>21685854
[Condescending remark about how no one cares about civil engineering]

>>21685833
[comment from tripfag about how anon users are retarded 12 year olds and how tripfags are master race]

>>21685842
His tripcode is well publicized, it's highly unlikely that that poster was actually the real Viper.

>>21685854
[Argument about how its CSYS and not CpE]
[>green text source of my information]

>>21685866
[imply getting a degree is worthless and mention how I make $100k/year while everyone is getting in debt]

>>21685875
[comment from civil engineer that accidentally left /diy/ and stumbled upon /g/ talking about the importance of civil engineering]

>>21685869
[pointing out blatant misuse of ASCII grave accent symbols]

>>21685827

[pointing out that EE does not do programming, and therefore cannot compare itself to CS]
[referencing the classic "Apples and Oranges" comparison]

>>21685911
[comment about how ``real'' programmers use correct formatting]

[comment about how the thread shouldn't be this long for such a basic problem]

[sob story about someone who amassed thousands of dollars on debt paying for a degree, but with no job prospects because of Indians]

>>21685911
[intentional ``overuse'' of ``precise quotes'' to continue to ``irritate'' the poster and ``derail'' the ``thread'']

>>21685919
[>green text implication that most EE students can program even though their major doesn't involve it]
[make up citation to win argument]

>>21685944
[Scandinavian bragging about the welfare he gets when he goes to university]

>>21685944
[comment about 99% being lazy faggots and not getting jobs]

[comment about enjoying your useless degree in Women's studies]

>>21685944
[99% vs 1% bullshit]

Meta threads are fucking terrible.

Reported.

>>21685975
[question as to whether this poster is visibly upset or not]

>>21685975
[comment about how no one uses sage]

>>21685975
[comment about how this is technically /g/ related]
[standard u mad response]

>>21685975
[Faggot pops into thread to express his disgust at its contents. Could have just ignored the thread.]

>>21685975
[comment about how upset you might be]

[>gnu\ mad.png]

[OP asking if you can stop the 99% garbage and help him with his issue]

>>21686006
[/jp/ copypasta about using sage correctly]

>>21685960
We get welfare?

We just have very low fees, on the order of $100/semester. You also get a student loan from the government, so that everyone can afford to take higher education, and improve their station in life. But you'll have to pay that back, so I don't really see that as welfare.


The Dutch are the ones who gets all the shit for free.

>>21686015
[demand that OP install gentoo and resolve his own problem]

>>21686025
[comment about how this tripfag is such an idiot he can't even follow the style of the thread]

>>21686015
[random answer found on Google]
[continue to bitch about collage degrees]

>>21686025
[comment about how the tripfags still don't understand the point of this thread]

Post depicting Texas senator Ron Paul as some sort of messiah who could solve the issues that >>21685970 is having.

>>21686025
[point out how I get 3000kr/month for free to go to uni and 1000kr/month to help pay for my apartment]

>>21686040
[comment in agreement with posted that is quoted]

>>21686040
[tripfag defending himself by pointing out that this type of thread is the sort of shit they do on reddit]

>>21686025
[condescending comments about the intellect of this individual and his comprehension abilities]

[derail the thread with anime and/or ponies]

>>21686055
[mfw comment comparing my higher payouts to yours. (NOK 6800/month)]

>>21686072
[help anon derail thread with anime and/or ponies]

>>21686080
[ask how the fuck you thought that didn't mean you were getting a lot for free]

>>21686063
[Confirms tripfag for actual fag for knowing of content on reddit]

[Other college student asks another question about cs 101 programming homework]

[Irrelevant anime/SNSD reaction picture.]

followed by

[someone angry at the amount of weeaboo content on this board]

>>21686103
[random question about SE and if it's a good choice]

>>21686080
[also ask if that includes loan in which case you missed the point]

>>21686089
[points out that it's a student loan that has to be repaid when I get a job]

>>21686136
[call you an idiot for not realizing I only described the money I get for free and don't have to pay back]
[mention that I get 10 000kr/month if I include the loan]

>>21686103
[bumps before even a minute as elapsed, only to get lamasted by others to slow the fuck down]

>>21686132
[points out the word "payout" was used and not scolarship or stipend or similar, and that this was for a reason.
Calls you a cretin in a passive-agressive way, mostly because I like the sound of the word "cretin"]

C-c-c-combo breaker!

>>21685975

[comment about your lack of master race [objective C] messaging syntax]

>>21686158
[comment about the spellling of lambasted]
[misspell spelling]

>>21686154
[points out that you're not mentioning what country you're from.]
[Disparaging comment on Swedish Kronor's monetary value]

>>21686159
[agreeing that "cretin" is an awesome word]

>>21686168
[comment about how smalltalk was the original]

>>21686179
[point out how Anders Borg was recently procclaimed to be the best finance minister of Europe]
[make a semi witty remark about the prices of your butter]

[ignorantly say Breivik won't be jailed and that the American penal system is superior to yuropoors]

>>21686225
[insult americunts for the measuring system they use]
[imply that dd/mm/yyyy is best format]

>>21686249
[incoherently rant about muslims and police states]

>>21686225
[Brevik on call of duty cover.png]

[OP commenting on how he thought /g/ was for elite hackers, but they didn't help him find a solution]

>>21685960
[10/10 rating on a troll post]

>>21686198
[points out the average payout including loans for me would be 10,573 SEK.]
[insert tired old Scandinavian joke]
[http://satwcomic.com/too-little-butter]

>>21686306
[comment telling him to instal gentoo]

>>21686306
[description of a lack of interest towards delving into a poorly formatted, unindented Java spaghetti]

>>21686342
[comment about how no indentation is better than FIOC]

>>21686249
[points out that any asshat that doesn't use ISO dates and then convert on the fly non-destructively to whatever the user's preferred standard is should be publicly horsewhipped]

[points out that that standard is YYYY-MM-DD and that it's obviously the best way to keep a date stored as a string in this universe.]

>>21686342
[post tier image with Java at top]

[ask steve ballmer why he uses an unsafe dictionary word as a tripcode even though its related to his name]

[OP writing obscenities as he still hasn't gotten help for his issues]
[calls everyone useless faggots]

>>21686358
[comment about how real programmers use assembly]

[waits until OP's gone]
[posts solution]

(Hey I did this for the last two threads I saw. Even got to learn me a Pascal)

>>21686372
[post with only a pony umad image]

>>21686371
[points out that I really don't take my trip that seriously.]
[hopes that people would smile when they figured out my trip]

>>21686394
[points out that nobody really cares what this tripfaggot has to say]

>>21686407
[mentions that nobody will bother figuring out your trip because you're irrelevant]

>>21686415
[helpfully points out that you're replying to me and thus fuelling my gargantuan ego and stroking my USI syndrome]

[interjection describing that Linux is, in fact, GNU/Linux]

>>21686437
[Points out that two people did already]

[comment ridiculing object oriented programming]

>>21686448
[rebuttal about how Linux is unto itself an OS]

>>21686022
[question asking who this poster is quoting]

>>21686448
[comment about how Linux is for neckbeards ans OSX is the best OS

[google tripfag's trip code and realize he posts on /v/]
[start massive go back to /v/ spam]

>>21686454
[points out that actually it was a script that ran over all of 4chan and looked up your tripcode so you're not really a special snowflake]

>>21686025
[comment stating how Finland is superior]

What the shit am I reading? Are you neckbeards that goddam nerdy that you find this entertaining? Jesus Christ, I feel terrible for all of you.

>>21686505
[comment demanding you return to whatever board or website you came from]

[feels absolutely heartbroken]

>>21686504
[ask why you haven't committed suicide or why you are sober enough to type]

>>21686505
[posts "WHATA FUCK MAN xD" copypasta]

[OP bumps thread asking if there is anyone on who can help him]

>>21686557
[answers yes]
[links to altavista.com]

>>21686557
[mention how OP is an idiot for not having it figured the issue out yet]

[posts an image of Flandre Scarlet titled "chubby.jpg"]

[C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER]

[comment about how steve jobs didn't invent anything

>>21686612
[copypasta about how Steve Jobs is god]

[comment on how the tablet is merely another PC form-factor that will leverage Microsoft enterprise products to boost productivity for the end consumer]

[tell OP that he has to install Linux Gentoo]

>>21686637

[interjection]

[remind everyone that this is a thread that should be archived]

>>21686664
[comment that questions your assumption that this thread is important enough to be archived]

>>21686637
[Accidently post screen shot of my tiling DE mistaking this for the deskterp thread]

[necromancy]

>>21686685
[claim you're a troll, but still go full mad]

[asking how a for loop works]

>>21686782
[Tells this person there is no need for a for loop you can just do it in a while loop.

>>21686808
[declaration that while loops are inferior to for loops]

>>21686782
[statement that you can just use recursion]

[points out that all loops in C are equivalent, and that they should be chosen for readability and not "expressiveness"]
[point out how while(true) and for(;;) can emulate any other loop]
[don't actually answer the question]

>>21686861
[green texts do]
[green texts while]

>>21686861

[rage about how you're a tripfag seeking attention]

>>21686896
[asks why you give a shit]
[secretly feels the warmth and appreciations my family would never give me]

[OP still bumping in hope for his answer]

[reminds op he said it was due in twohours an hour and a half ago]

Well, since this thread has just about to died, I just have to say it's been one of the funniest threads I've been in a while.