>>21555025
shit in my hand and smear it on the wall

pull down pants

lie down on floor

spread legs

wait for strong men to come take me to ass rape heaven.

"sure, come on in guys make yourself at home. Can i make you a cup of tea?"

>>21555095
GET DOWN ON THE GROUND!

>cocks gun

I'd make sure my legal lps, cds, games and dvds are on full display, and hope it provides reassurance that I buy all of my media

I would inform them they're at the wrong house because I haven't committed a crime.

>>21555108
I don't swing that way, officer.

>eyes closed
>head back
>gun in mouth

I'd ask them why they are spending $10,000 of taxpayers money on this operation because Ive downloaded a few mp3s that will get me a $250 fine?

>>21555025
Why are they screaming 'search warrent'?

Anyway, I'd guess I have no choice but let them in. I would ask them what I am suspected from and cooperate the best I could.

I would release the hounds and make my escape while my little beauties ripped the l;iving shit out of the filth.

I'd open the door at the exact moment the cop was swinging his battering ram so he fell on his face and looked like a tool with all the other pigs piling on top.

DBAN plus fuel tank. Fire.
20 smoke bombs get ready to roll on the ground, while I embrace my ak 47.
Come at me bro, come at me.

"Okay. Cup of coffee or tea?"

This actually happened to me.

They were looking for drugs, though. They found a small quantity, and I got off scot-free.

newfags this is an FBI thread, any1 posting shit like
>>21555154
will get IP traced and party vanned.

>>21555139
>i don't swing that way officer

Sass during an arrest is a quick way to a broken arm for "resisting".

>>21555154
Where do you get a $250 fine for downloading music?

Isn't it often huge fines like $10,000?

>Implying I don't have landmines all around the property

I would say wrong house, the perverted old man is next door

>>21555191
I hope you're telling the truth.

>>21555200
0/10, are you retarded? No one on /g/ is that stupid. Your shit trolling disgusts me.

Chill. I dont watch anime, so they cannot arrest me for pedophilia or anything illegal like that

>>21555203
No one gets fines for downloading music. The RIAA gave up on that scare tactic years ago. Only thing you can get fined for is for movies/television shows, and even then it's rare as fuck.

Problem, Officer?

/k/omando here
>implying they'd get through the door while thermite nukes my hardrive

I have nothing that would be of interest to the authorities. Might unsecure/reset my wireless so I can claim the torrenting wasn't mine, but I doubt they'd care that much about that.

>>21555872
They can still put you away.

>Run a massive magnet against my HD
>Throw the HD in the microwave and let that bitch burn
>Hit the self destruct switch
>Activate the quick-escape jetpack chair

You were too late this time, boys!

Politely invite them in, view the warrant and ask them if I can be of any assistance while I phone up my lawyer. When they get to my bedroom with my gunsafe I will open it for them while I show them my receipts that prove ownership. I have all of my hard copies of games on display above my PC on a shelf and I should hope that is enough to make them think I buy all my shit.

Alternatively, I would inform them that this is the wrong address and politely show them to the door after giving them proper directions.

At the point where they have a search warrant you just have to open the door, review it, shut the fuck up. Don't say a word, and assert that you are invoking your right to remain silent and that you won't speak without an attorney present.

Anybody lying about having thermite hooked up above their hard drive is an idiot. Obstruction of justice is a felony and that would get you a maximum of 20 years.

I open the door, walk outside, read the warrent, ask them to wait for my legal council to arrive. Then probably call for a pizza since it'll take a while.

1.Strip myself
2.Go lie on the floor
3. Apply dragon dildo into my anus
4.????
5.Profit

>>21555894
They don't come in with a search warrant, fucktard, they come in with guns drawn and bust down the door. They then confiscate all your possessions.

>>21555872
You're gonna get 20 years for obstruction idiot.

Search warrant implies they already have all the evidence they need (they would've had enough suspicion at least to barge in), so I just quietly let them stroll around the place with no resistance.

>>21555919
Depends on the type of warrant. If you have no priors and it's unlikely that you'll destroy whatever is incriminating, it's exceedingly unlikely they'll bust down your door.

>>21555919
Don't they have to knock on the door in America?

>>21555939
In the US reasonable suspicion is not enough for a search warrant; you must have probable cause, a much higher standard.

>>21555919
Maybe in your country, but in my country they are legally obligated to show you the warrant before they conduct their search.
>>21555949
Yes.

>implying i wouldnt just rip out my harddrives put them inside of a black trash bag and toss them as far as i could onto the neighbors roof 2 doors down
>implying they would ever find it
>they ask where my harddrives are, i say i recently threw them out and was about to buy new ones

>>21555951
You don't live in America then.

>>21555949
>>21555951
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-knock_warrant

tl;dr Yes they can come in without knocking in the US, but only if they ask for a particular type of warrant AND get approved for it.

>>21555961
Yes, yes I do.

>>21555843
Excellent point good sir.

>>21555203

It's up to the RIAA to get proof though, the police don't just bust down your door and search your computer for pirated media.

>>21555855
What seems to be the officer, problem?

Unless they've reinstated debtor's prison here, I'm in the clear no matter.

>>21555976
>and then spaghetti, spaghetti everywhere

>>21555963
>http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No-knock_warrant
Those controversy examples are so sad.

>>21555973
they do for CP

>>21555973
not to mention that under all non-gross infringement cases copyright infringement is civil

unless you run/are the top uploader on a private tracker, or sell pirated shit, you aren't gonna get raided by cops

>Come on in, how can i help you?
>hope they don't find the entrance to my secret office, an old fallout shelter from the Cuban missile crisis

>>21555988

That's different. Distributing or being in possession of child pornography isn't a civil matter, it's a criminal offense.

>>21555987
Yeah thats pretty bad, wonder why they don't have that poor dude who go falsely no-knock raided like 15 times because the cops are stupid as fuck and raided the wrong house listed on that page

although I think that happened in arizona which has slightly different laws in that regard
>>21556012
and then you pull on the secret candelabra and escape to your secret underground tunnel that leads to your secret anime warehouse where you live forever after with your waifu :3

>>21556022
>and then you pull on the secret candelabra and escape to your secret underground tunnel that leads to your secret anime warehouse where you live forever after with your waifu :3
Living the dream.

>>21556022
the house had a fallout shelter under it, the entrance in a library room on the 1st floor, not the ground floor

last owner was paranoid apparently

Everyone here is already fucked.

>>21556052
Can you post pictures please? I like that kind of stuff

>"SEARCH WARRANT!!!"
>tell them to use google
>problem solved

this:

>>21555042

and this:

>>21555919

I'm convinced is all cops really want, they don't care about whatever law you broke they just want to screw with you and show their caveman dominance upon everyone, they are trained like dogs and don't really think about anything other than what master says or their personal angst. It's a job for people who want to legally beat others up and when it comes down to it hopefully they'll one day get a good enough excuse to shoot a citizen in the head because he was struggling a bit and had a flimsy rusted razor.

I literally have a flare gun close by.

Fire it into my closet

jump out window.

Losing my house is cheaper then the millions of dollars with of fines and jail time.

I don't live in an authoritarian police state such as the US. They can't get in without a warrant, and they need a good reason to get one.

>mfw I'm not a sick pedo
>mfw I don't do haxing like a retard
>mfw in my shit country torrenting for personal use is no big deal as of right now

>>21556597
MFW the site your on is loosely associated with anonymous
MFW by coming here, your browser cache probably has bad shit in it
MFW you'll be one of the first against the wall

MFW i get to the end of my MFW post and don't feel like posting a MFW picture

If they're breaking down your door then they probably already have enough evidence to convict you you stupid pedophile fucks.

>>21556675
>MFW by coming here, your browser cache probably has bad shit in it
yeah, that kinda worries me ....

> "that's just a thumbnail picture, officer, Sir. I swear I didn't click on that CP"

/g/ newbie here.

Why does /g/ have a reputation for pedophilia?

Why are you all spelling Paedophile wrong?

>>21556516
What you described is exactly how it is done in the US, are you retarded or something?

>>21555025
abide to law as I have nothing illegal :)

>>21556766
>That's what the brainwashed actually believe
You probably think you need to be charged to be held indefinitely too.

>>21556758
because a small % of us also browse /a/

they'll overstate their influence for sure.

>>21556796
You need to take the tinfoil hat off brosef. Next you'll call me a sheep.

>>21556811
>Disinformation agent detected

Suggest that I haven't seen police in this much of a hurry since they stopped selling donuts at my bakery.

This is why bad things happen to me.

I would inform them that they are indeed at the wrong address as according to my country's laws I have done nothing that would grant a search warrant on my property.

And then I would continue stimulating my prostate while reading my loli mangas.

1) Truecrypt > Dismount All
2) Open door and ask to see search warrant
3) Be a nice host

>>21556872
sir im gonna ask you to decrypt these drives, we have blahblahblah about it

>>21556924
i forgot the password

>>21556937
Да, this will work

>>21556924
Standard search warrant does not include computers, here, have a homemade doughnut instead.

>>21556937
Prison for 2 yeats for perverting the course of justice.

Destroy the hard drive. Probably using brute force, as software would take too long and I don't have any magnets lying around.

Use the spaghetti flowing through my pockets as a [pocket rocket and get the fuck out of there.

>>21555108

>cocking gun at that point

Nope. They do it before they rush in.

I have all my loli encrypted on these.

GOOD LUCK FAGGOTS

>>21556949
"perverting" justice > pedo

Glad i live in Somalia. No police here.

>>21556975
just aids

>>21556974
Yeah I know, and 2 years is the max they can do. Most likely it would be a few months.

>implying that this is not how my room looks like


come in here, and face my turrets

I would let them in? I have nothing to hide. I actually pay for my stuff unlike you faggots. Plus I'm not doing anything illegal.

>>21556758

probably because all of the encryption talk which is usually accompanied by pics of 8 year old cartoon anime girls. it's common knowledge that weeaboos are also pedos.

>>21556758
cause most of /g/ cant talk to women.

>>21556971
>2011
>not putting it all on punchcards

open the door and remind them I don't live in a fascist country where corporations have control over judicial and public service officers, then close the door and do the dinosaur.

I have one encrypted drive which is mounted at the top of my case for easy dismount.

All my other drives are fine.

"Whats the password?"

Give them my wipe password.

>Everything went better than expected.

>>21555025
What do i do?
this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3KPSyNxnL8

>>21556971
thefuckisthat

>>21557062

see, there's a pedo weeaboo now.

>>21557115
Something that goes in here.

Open the door. Ask if they want some coffee or tea. If they would like milk, sugar..

I'm a pretty boring person. I have nothing on my computers that was obtained illegally. Also don't have any stolen items in my house.

People are only afraid of the police when they've got shit to hide. What are all of you hiding anyway? Child porn? Massive amounts of pirated shit?

>>21557104
lol whats that movie about?

>Not lining your doorway with super magnets.

ISHYGDDT

>>21557156
>http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3KPSyNxnL8
The Core.

Great film

put my dick away

>>21557143
everything on my computer has been obtained illegally.
>100GB of music
>every single piece of software
>even the OS
>movies/tv shows
>oh and i may or may not have jailbait pics on an encrypted usb drive

>>21557240
oh and thats including my processor.
i bought this processor, from a "friend", for less than 100 bucks. retail value was about 300 bucks

>>21557213
www.imdb.com/title/tt0202314/
This one is three years older.
Shit bricks.

>>21557143
>People are only afraid of the police when they've got shit to hide. What are all of you hiding anyway? Child porn? Massive amounts of pirated shit?
>Anyone who wants privacy must be a criminal
Lordy.
And I've got plenty of cause to be weary of the police:
>>21555987

>>21557104
>running magnets down your PC
Oh fuck me.

>>21555025
>Running Trisquel GNU/Linux
>Quit pirating for good 4 years back
I'mma sue the shit out of these motherfuckers.

>>21556924
Hidden volumes all the way.
Enjoy my tax letters.

>>21556675
>mfw ccleaner will delte that

Lose my entire fortune and monies I earn thereafter because of the terabytes of downloaded movies. Yeah, the police here actually search your hard drive for music and shit and relays that information to the copyright enforcing companies.

>>21557213
>Great film
5.3/10 on IMDb.
Yeah, no.

>>21557475
Where is here?

>>21555025
What does /g/ do?
get on the ground and not make any sudden moves so i don't get my face blown off? any other answer is just fucking retarded

>implying i'm not homeless.

>>21555025
>not having a steel reinforced door
YDI

>>21557630
>>21557645
Who are you quoting?

>>21555025
dutchfag here.
i'd ask for them to see the warrant. let them do what they need to do. write down the name of one of the officers. wait till they are gone. call a top attorney. offer him free public exposure. assemble a team of media-experts. go public. get massive votes next election.
>politician with nothing to hide.
>critical towards government
>suddenly the possibility to claim i'm being watched by government without any cause other than criticism.
also: i don't live in a police state so they won't do that.
mfw: laws are sensible in the Netherlands

Loud party.
Cops came.
5 person dorm.
23 o clock.
Empty beer cans littered everywhere.
My back then underage room mates hiding in their rooms like scaredy cats.
My face when the party was already over and I was just cooking spaghetti while Startrek voyager was airing.
Asked the cops if they join and have some spaghetti.
They just emptied a few left over beer cans down the sink and left.

Oh, right>>21557842 I forgot one of the jock faggots from my class was hiding with my roomate in my room.

I snitched him, and remembered his delicious tears as he was dragged back into his own dorm. My room mate didn't trigger the alcohol test.

>>21557842
America, the only country where drinking is illegal

>>21555025
Do they seriously just break in the door without ringing the doorbell first in murrika?

In Germany they usually come early as fuck (3-5am) and ring the doorbell, if no one opens they use force.

>>21557944
I think the cops came because they were loud faggots who were partying while everybody else was trying to sleep.

>>21556746
>he still caches to disk

>Grab cannabis plant in closet
>Cut it down, throw it out window making sure it lands in next doors garden
I might get lucky, police don't see

>Grab USB pen, kill it with fire or place inside my anus.

>>21558134
Also, I clean my computer with CCleaner regular and wipe my free space with a single fandom 1+0 wipe (I'm paranoid about thumbnails from /b/)

>>21555025
This happened to me. I dismounted my truecrypt volumes, turned off the PC, got dressed and opened the door.

Turns out they were at the wrong adress and looking for drugs.

everythingwentbetterthanexpected.jpg

>>21558171
>actually going /b/
Not that it matters, the swap isn't encrypted and windows has a backdoor.

>what do i do?
pull power on computer
lol ramdisk

>>21557481
YAY LETS ALL FOLLOW THE MAINSTREAM AND JUDGE A FILM BY A NUMBER ON SOME WEBSITE.

>>21557481
Ever heard of "So bad it's good"?

Remove battery from laptop.
Blue flashvdrive enters blender.
Phone's SD card enters blender. (Optional, this does not contain the TC keyfile, but it does have a copy of my KeePass safe)
Add milk, ice, strawberries, and bananas.
Serve to cops as they struggle to unlock my TC volumes full of pirated shit.

>wait a bit
>ask over intercom if they want to come in
reinforced steel door, please stop scratching it

Open the door

Politely ask if I may see the warrant (demand it if necessary)

Call my lawyer and don't do anything incriminating.

>>21556924
see this usb stick? it has all my keys on it!

*runs electro magnet over it*

oops

>>21558234
>What is "Pitchfork media?"

I only bother watching films 7 and above on imdb.

>>21558266
You don´t have windows?

>>21558244
It's a genuinly good film

>>21558297
do you think they would try the windows?
I cant imagine a cop breaking a window and trying to jump in, plus they are reinforced.

>>21558295
Well enjoy missing out

>strip naked
>shit in my hand
>smear it all over myself
>whisper "come and get me"
>make sure to have shit on fingers so I can poke their eyes

>>21558297
no he has mac os x. you need to get apple's master keys. i'm sure they wouldn't mind giving it to the police for 3 minutes.

Deepest depths of Clapton E9 UK

>Implying the police even get into estate
>Implying they won't be shot at first
>Implying this is one of the most violent areas of the country
> Implying they usually send round plain clothes officers first and are usually quiet about it to avoid attracting attention
> mfw parts of London are basically lawless

>>21555025
read the warrant, make sure they dont take anything that is not on it, and if its a no knock warrant, get a lawyer. Never talk to them other than to say you want a lawyer. Be polite, and respectful, but never give up my rights.

>>21555894
>inviting the police in before seeing the warrant
You fucked up real good.

The crocodiles in my moat has already eaten them.

>>21555894
>Politely invite them in,
You fucked up already. If you invite them in, they no longer need an actual search warrant.

>>21558256
>Serve to cops as they struggle to unlock my TC volumes full of pirated shit.

They would do nothing more than dump your RAM, and bagntag it. They dont do anything on site.

>>21558437
This
I don't even have illegal things and I'm not a pedophile.
Okay except my music

Jump out my back window.

They will never know!

>Take computer HDD out of my computer
>Toss it outside

Problem solved.

>>21558266
>reinforced steel door, please stop scratching it

The door might be steel, but what about the door jam? How is the door jam anchored on the wall? If its not set in the concrete with the rest of the building, the door jam will fail before the door.

>>21558502
generally, search warrants include all areas on property.

>>21558516
>Take HDD out
>Toss it into my neighbors yard

Problem solved.

If they can get data off my old raid array of raptors which since then have had the firmware flashed to that of another hdd, engineered, and edited since I had illegal files on it, more power to them, but I doubt they get shit off of it NOW

>>21558486
>Okay except my music

that is a civil issue, not a criminal issue. If they are there on a criminal issue, they dont give two shits about civil issues. I know, I had a warrant served against me for CP years ago(2006, and I was still a minor, im 23 now).

>>21558540
How did that turn out?
Tell me anon, tell me everything.

>>21558532
if they really want it, they pull the platters out, and put them in a special rig that reads the platters directly, ignoring the MFT, and the user permissions.

ITT pedos

>>21558554
13 months of hell, and they decided not to charge me. I had shit loads of loli, and pirated games, music, anime, movies, and so on. They came, they took my desktop, they called me again about a week later for my encryption keys(i played stupid, and it worked). Then I waited. and waited, and waited. 13 months later, the lead investigator called and said that they were not charging me with anything. I asked for my stuff back, and she outright said no. I went to a judge(later that day), and 48 hours later, I had my stuff back. They had to drive it up from the computer forensics lab, which was a 6 hour drive.

hide my real computer, wipe the hdd with a magnet,
grab my dads mac and say is this what your looking for?

>>21555025
Played stupid? What'd you say?

>>21558605
What country was that?

>>21558605
oh, and the lead investigator even said that loli on its own is not illegal.

>>21558633
You might end up being better off giving them your own computer than your dad's.

Nothing, because google+ISP are the ones with the evidence - my disk has been wiped 5 times over.

>>21558634
"umm, whats that?"

>>21558640
Minnesota, USA

>>21558645
all he does is pay bill and look a car parts. i checked

>>21558659
>Taking your hard-drive
>Drive is encrypted
>They ask you for the password
>You say: "Umm, what's that?"

Something is not right in this story. Even the most retarded cops won't believe that.

>>21558659
So you had encrypted files or containers on the computer and playing dumb got you off?

>>21558659
shit, I honestly never thought that would happen to anyone. How did they gather enough evidence to get a search warrant?

>>21558685
Of course they don't believe him, but how would that matter? They still need evidence. You can't be convicted for being "fishy".

>>21558685
the police and the investigator were not very smart with it. Also, they had called more than one time asking about it. After 4 weeks, I could not even remember the password to the windows logon, and really, I was telling the truth, I did not know the encryption key, it was stored on a flash drive that was hanging around my neck(and was on the day of the Search warrant). The TPM chip wiped itself as soon as they unplugged it(which is what they do), and They never saw the flash drive around my neck. Could you memorize a 256 character long key? I couldnt, so I saved it on a flashdrive that hung on a lanyard around my neck. They never searched my person. Could say im lucky, but I never saved any of the CP, and i used eraser on the files with a 5 pass DoD wipe after I was done with them.

Nothing.

Because I would never be searched.

Unlike most of you.

>That feel when I'm full retard and have a 4-drive RAID2 volume in software with parity disabled
Good fucking luck recovering the data on those outside of the host computer.

turn my music up.
say, sup officers,

>they start to dance

>>21558709
honeypot on limewire. Thinking back on it now, i was stupid, very stupid. honeypots do exist, and they are legal.

>>21558700
Yes, and no. I had drive wide encryption, but i used eraser on the empty drive space every week, and used a 5 pass DoD wipe in the files i downloaded, and never kept them.

>>21558721
Im sure it was frustrating to them, they sent 31 officers to my home for something that usually gets 2 or 3 guys. They thought they had a big one, which is why it took 13 months before they gave up on the case. They really wanted it, and they never got it.

>>21558633
>wipe the HDD with a magnet
You've clearly never tried this one before.

I modded my PS2 and put my 1 TB hard drive in it. It's full of illegal software and songs, and they definitely won't look in there as they'll think it's some game console.

So my ass is safe.

>>21558760
The police have special software and hardware for that. Usually, they use a program that ignores the MFT, and scans the data on the drive directly. They copy them off, and then can easily rebuild the array. Its not very hard, and RAID is nothing new for them, and is easily dealt with.

>>21558605
How strong were your passwords?

>>21558796
See >>21558739

".Could you memorize a 256 character long key? I couldnt"

go "oh shit better unsintall OSX, dont want to look like a faggot

>>21558796
The encryption key was 256 characters(num, capitols, lower case, symbols). The logon password was 19 characters long, same deal there.

>>21558739
Shame, you're probably now under permanent surveillance.

>>21558796
I should say, tho, that the windows passwords dont matter, since they just plug the HDD into another computer that ignores user permissions, and can read the entire HDD, even the windows secret files.

>>21558835

this

Guy, you should really move to Yurop. The feds are going to fuck you eventually.

>>21558764
doing it wrong,

>turn music up
>strip clothes off, start dancing
>when they come in, say "hey there officers"
>proceed to dance the night away with them,

>>21558835
Not anymore. Back for 2 months after they executed the search warrant, yes, I had a tail. My dad was a cop, and taught me to spot a tail, even if they change vehicles. I actually parked, and walked back to the car, and asked them if they wanted lunch. They were pissed and not impressed, but they did come and eat lunch on me. Was quite a funny thing for me.

Quickly replace an innocent HDD with a legitimate OS and shove the suspicious one up my ass.

>>21558890
good luck with that.

>>21558874
Okay your story is getting harder and harder to believe.

I also remember you from a previous thread.

No No No...Watch it fellas, it's a Mahogany door.
please, come in make yourselves comfortable.

So, how much are we talking here?

>>21558894
I'm all prepare, bro. I keep my case's open all the time and have the wire all clear up to plug in and out specially for the HDD.

>>21558804
>>21558818

My encryption passphrase is 256 totally random characters (yes, true hardware RNG).

I type it in manually, and I have the system set up to take the data as if it were on a key on a flash drive by default so that it looks like you need the keyfile.

It's really not so hard to memorize things if you keep at it and enter it every day. Memorizing a 32 char totally random password takes an 10 minutes of repetition for me.

>>21558836
this is why full disk cryto + linux wins
only the FBI would understand wtf linux is in the first place

>>21558874
that just made my day, they were probably waiting for you to enter some secret underground CP ring.

>>21558909
its not surprising tho, considering my dad was a mayor of a prominent city at the time. Thats why there was 31 officers at my house. They really wanted to get a conviction, because the head of the BCA loathed and hated my dad. Shortly after that, they quit following me around. I was assuming they got a GPS warrant on my phone, but that only lasts so long, and I no long have a cell phone.

2 clicks, then let them in so they don't wreck my door.

>>21558952
I know that feel bro

My dad was president once, gets really fucking intense sometimes

>>21558958

>Implying they're not going to come in and rape your shit while you're taking a shit

>>21558952
My Mum was Chancellor.

>>21558968
>rape your shit while you're taking a shit
wat?

>>21558929
I know, I tried to memorize it, but I couldn't. I can memorize a 30 character pass in about 10 minutes, but I could never get past 219 character with it, thus why I stored it on a flash drive, that never left my neck(they are sealed, so I even showered with it).

No bastard's coming this way.

Flush the weed.

I'm not a pedophile, so I'm not worried about the contents of my hard drive.

>>21558963
don't know if trolling. Usually for a warrant for CP, they send 2 or 3 officers, not 31. It fucking sucked too, because it was on my moms birthday, and she had her sister over. I have never been able to face her again.

>>21558989

Memorize it as 8 different 32 character passwords. That's what I do. I just segment them and them remember the order in which they were put. You don't even have to remember the order if you just write a script that tries every combination of all the segments (8*8 is only 64 so not that much). If you really can't remember the order.

Just 8 different 32 char passes is not a lot. Use mnemonics and shit, makes it easier.

>>21558659
>Minnesota, USA
were you the guy who's dad was a mayor or someshit? if so that thread months ago was great, hell we even found out you you were.

>>21559024
>trolling

Nobody will ever believe me

>have everything professionally encrypted
>outsmart the police at every turn

>download CP from limewire

Lust's a bitch huh?

>>21559026
hmm, never thought about that. Imma have to try that. Also, tho, I dont do that shit anymore. I was depressed at the time, and spoke to a counselour. Yes, its something that I will never get rid of(the thoughts or the urge), but my self control was gone because I was depressed. I only use encryption now on my personal information.

>>21559001
>Flush the weed

You don't know who's behind your door y'now. After you open it, you can't just grab the weed and flush it.

>>21559036
indeed. keep it to yourself. You can verify that its true. Although, I was lucky as shit that it never hit mass media. I think I was more worried about that then anything else.

>>21559113

I don't have CP or anything like that. But I'd still never give up my password. I don't care what's on there, no one should be forced to give up passwords. Gives too much control to the governing bodies.

I do have other things that make me want to use encryption.

Why not simply get some mental help for your pedophilia rather than go through all that trouble trying to hide drive contents.

>the police find the dragon dildos

>>21559154
Oh gawd

>>21559153
Fapping is free.
Getting mental help is cash.

immediate you guys do know that anything is legal asking as its animated/chi of some kind

>>21559153
You think doctors or psychiatrists will help you? If you're lucky they wont report you.

That aside I don't think it's actually a mental disorder.

>>21559168
its not cheap, but I can attest that its worth it, every penny.

>>21559154
>try to deny that they're yours
>the police open a folder on your computer, with pictures showing you using the dragon dildos dressed as a schoolgirl

>they laugh, they all laugh, even the chick cops laugh, they point and laugh

>>21559182
>If you're lucky they wont report you.

It's not illegal to be a pedophile. It however is to do sexual things to children and having CP on your computer.
They have no reason to report you.

>>21559196

I'd pay money to see that humiliation. It would be well-deserved.

>>21559182
its not a mental disorder, its a human instinct. Its all about self control. I got help with both depression and self control. You will never completely get rid of the urge, but you can control yourself. Also, I dont think I could ever do anything like what I saw to a child in front of me, even now, it disturbs me what I did, and I still regret everything I did.

>>21559209

It's not a human instinct. Whoever told you that lied to you. It is not natural to be sexually attracted to children.

>>21559036
Please tell me that it is archived, i want to see it now.

>>21559144
All I remember is that we were giving you shit on how you looked like a pedo, couldn't remember your name if I tried now.
nevertheless I wouldn't fuck you over like that, just isn't something I could do.

>>21559205
Yes and stepping to a doctor saying you're a paedophile doesn't make you a prime suspect for those things. Especially with the whole witch hunts pretty much everyone things paedo is synonymous for child molester.

Besides if you do none of those things you have little reason to seek help or encrypt your PC.

>>21559218
>It's not a human instinct. Whoever told you that lied to you. It is not natural to be sexually attracted to children.

its a natural instinct to be attracted to the most fertile women, and that happens to be puberty bound kids, and kids that have just been thru puberty. I was not attracted to girls under 10, it actually grossed me out. now I have self control enough, that I never have that issue anymore. Hell, I now know contacts to pass info on to the police.

>>21559290
You're not a paedophile if you're attracted to puberty teens.

>>21559154
>>21559196
>in small mildly liberal town somewhere near the canadian border,

>alone, dressed as a schoolgirl using dragon dildos.

>police kick down the door screaming about a warrent for marijuana,
>tell them they have the wrong address, and the house they're after is just down the road,
>stop laugh say sorry,

>the pass by the door and laugh, as i sit there, dressed as a schoolgirl..

>>21559256
>>21559256
It was awhile ago. I am married now, and my wife knows, and accepts me for who I am. People make mistakes, I made them, I atoned for them.

>>21557062
>mfw you get hit with destroying evidence and obstructing the law.

>>21557744
In The Netherlands, it's not even allowed for people to arrest you for downloading something you got off of the internet.

Even a child can download something with remote ease these days. There's no stopping it once it's online.

At least the Dutch government accepts it. But of course, for America being the prison country that it is, they need to arrest people for as many reasons as they can come up with.

>>21559313
according to police, anyone who downloads images of people under the age of 18 is a pedophile.

>>21559313
In the eyes of the media he is a pedo.
he would have been fucked.