>>21334943
>Mine

HP Dv4-1220us because i got it on sale for $200
One year after i bought it, a piece of the hard plastic got stuck in the fan
A year later, the hard drive died
Now, it's in repairs because something attacked my OS. It's super slow and now it says my copy of Windows 7 isn't genuine.

>lol HP
yeah, but for $200 it was a decent deal.

my apartment's keys. and i even forget them sometimes.

>>21334954
What store did you get that wristwatch from? So I can keep the fuck away from it.>>21334954

I don't carry much shit unless I'm going out, Even then it's fairly simple. "Jax" Cell phone. Wallet. Keys if i need to lock up before I go.

keys, phone (nokia X3-02, got it super cheap used, still don't see the point of its smartphone features) and wallet

>>21334954 is a faggot

>>21334960

If you can't fix that yourself then why are you on this board?

>>21334975
install gentoo!

>>21334954
do you like when your knife opens up in your pocket becaue the clip is on the wrong end? What the fuck is that other thing a string holder?

three things to check when leaving house

money
keys
phone

>implying I leave the house

-Apple iPhone (gen 1)
-Ed Brown Kobra Carry 1911 pattern .45 CCW'd in a Galco Royal Guard IWB holster (handgun varies)
-Omega Seamaster time piece
-Gerber assisted opening folder

anyone else on /g/ drive a BMW?

I carry it with great nutritional anticipation, peeling it each day at the beginning of my shift. Satisfaction guaranteed.

I carry this golden string, way better than >>21334954 's string and i wrap it around my golden wrist and sing goldy locks songs in my gold taurus

>>21335072

That is a nice looking string.

>>21335059
why do you carry that much shit , do you live in the ghetto or some shit? and no i dont drive a gay ass BMW

inb4 people post their parents guns and we all hop aboard the troll train.

by the way i just realized how gay "hey whats in your pocketz" thread is.

>>21335059

If you can afford to lease a BMW, you have no excuse for not driving something respectable.

>>21334943
laptop and accessories in laptop bag, notebook, pens, at least one Sharpie, wallet, phone, money

>>21335123
yeah except leasing a car is fucking retarted when a decent car can be bought for less than $3000 you bitch fucker

>>21335123
>he doesn't know about german prices inside germany

Glock 19 in a BladeTech IWB
Spare magazine
ancient Nextel i860
Wallet (got it from County Comm. I highly endorsed this product)
Keys
Surefire G2

>>21335142

>germans

nope

All you dicks that carry guns around are fucking retarted, when , ever, will your nerdy ass need to use a gun.

>>21335194

>>21335194
It makes me feel confident. Im a short skinny man, i kind of look like Dustin Diamond. I like the idea that i can pull out my gun if a jiggaboo looking nigger ape ever tries to mess with me on the street

>>21335210
Why not take a self defense class , dont you know guns can fucking kill someone

>>21334963
this. i usually also have $5 with me.

>>21335234
I forgot who dustin diamond was, thanks for reminding me

>>21335234
>thatisthepoint.png

>>21335202

See, what you represent to them, is freedom. Now don't ever tell anyone that they aren't free, because they'll get real busy killing and maiming to prove to you, that they are.

Such is the world of GNU/Firearms.

>>21335047
this
I haven't gone outside for days. layer of grease on my face

Wallet. USB key. Ipod. Keys.

>>21335234
>guns can fucking kill someone
Well, yeah that's kinda the point...

If you draw a weapon, you better have a damn good reason why you needed to use it.

>>21335210
This is fucking sad, back in the day people got into more fights, and less guns were pulled. Bullshit if you ask me, why cant I go around murkin on a dustin diamond lookin motherfucker without worrying about getting shot

>>21335296
>Back in the day, less guns were pulled
Lol

>>21335321
>statistics that are 10 years old

yeah... no.

>>21335356
>missing the point
>Citing nothing to prove "more guns are pulled nowadays"

yeah... no

nokia n9 ,$20 in cash stashed in my sock
that is all anything else is retarded

My briefcase, keys, phone.

In my briefcase, my handgun, work papers, my lunch and dinner and some books to read.

I walk through a mediocre neighborhood to get to work about five miles. I don't want to use my car or motorcycle. I'm a computer engineer designing new concepts out of flawed products. For example, a coffee machine that is also an alarm clock and a 10" screen. Alarm goes off coffee is made news is poured. Or how about the treadmill that turns into a shower. Yep my life sucks

>>21335398
Considering most of /g/ legitimately sits at home all day on their computer you're doing pretty well for yourself.

Anyone who even has a job at all is doing better off than half of /g/

>>21335398

>>21335424
>4 mobilephones

what's the point?

>>21335398
treadmill shower sounds awesome add some jungle sounds and a nigger
and call it rainforest simulation machine

>>21335463

>thinks a PDA is a phone
>thinks a cisco anything is a phone
>thinks an audio recorder is a phone

oh you

4 phones = Multinational bathroom spy

>sit on toilet all day flushing the toilet making shooting sounds.

>Calling self from other phones pretending to be headbase and other spies


>im pretty important in this bathroom

>forget to wipe as I leave

>>21335485
>Thinks PMP is PDA
it's a Cowon X7

the Cisco is a video recorder

>>21335104
Did anybody notice the lightsaber?

>>21335499

That PDP looks like an ancient palm with a schnazzy display.

>>21334943

mobile phone - LG Optimus 2X
8GB Sandisk Cruzer USB stick
wallet - 3 debit cards, CC, subway card*, tesco clubcard, driving license
multitool

I'm sure if civilian gun ownership in the UK was legal, I'd probably pack one. Unfortunately Dunblane. Fucking Scottish, had to go spoil everything.