because I'm poor

because i'm not a gay hipster

>cool jazz
>not hard bop
great googly moogly, I bet you lit that cigar with a gas flame too.

>>21301987
> Cigars
Destroying your lungs.
> Cool Jazz
Destroying your taste in music

I don't smoke around my hardware. And I forgot to top up my humidifier so my cigars are a bit to dry at the minute.

>>21302042
I'm not the OP, but you don't inhale cigars, you just taste them

>>21302027
Call your father and ask him what part of cigars and jazz is gay hipster, exactly.

>>21302042

>Destroying your lungs.

You're not really supposed to inhale cigars. If you were to smoke a cigar like you would a cigarette, you'd turn green very quickly and have a hell of a headache. At least that's my own experience from occasionally and accidently inhaling a particularly strong draw from my cigars.

OP I am listening to The Black Saint and The Sinner Lady. What about you?

>>21302061
Then what's the fucking point?

>>21302086
>You taste them
>"what's the point"
Not the sharpest knife in the drawer general?

>>21302076
I inhale every third or so when I smoke cigars, I like it and never have any issues beyond that my throat is a bit coarse when I'm done. Shit just feels nice.

I have maybe 2 cigars per year, hardly getting cancer

>>21301987
Because jazz is for niggers and old people.
Listen to funk it's for niggers and cool people.

>>21302102
I don't see the point of 'tasting' smoke. I can do that with barbeque. And it tastes better.

>>21301987
Because I’m not a hipster. I’m smoking Salem lights, drinking the cheapest of Whiskey and listening to maudlin pop music.

>>21302084
Finally a fellow gent. Enjoying Lee Konitz atm.

Throat cancer
/thread

>>21302121
A lot of people dislike cigars, perhaps you are one of them.

>>21302141
Thus it makes you a hipster.

>>21302046

Forgot pic

>>21302128
Err, you just basically defined a hipster.

>>21302140
>Living healthily so you can make it safely to death.

HOW TO CHECK IF YOU'RE HIPSTER, 4CHAN EDITION
>List your hobbies
>Anything on the list not popular during high school breaks?
If you answer yes you are a hipster.

>>21302169
Can I ask where you got that one? Humidifier that is, not cigars. Been looking for a decent one and all tobacco shops around are shitty as fuck.

Does anyone know where I can find good cigars in Glasgow?

I'm getting tired of the ultra-mild Guantanameras.

So the few times I want to buy a cigar, what brands should I look for?

Because I'm to cheap to buy good cigars and can't listen to anything but black metal until the months over.

>>21302230

I got it online from cgarsltd.co.uk it is one of their cheaper humidors. I got it as my first dive into humidors and cigar collecting. For Christmas I will probably treat myself to a more expensive one. I want one that has an exterior facing hygrometer so I don't have to keep opening the humidor to check the temp and humidity of the inside of the humidor.

>>21302243
Have a good tobacconists near you?
Buy a few (maybe three) on the recommendations of the owner.

You're kind of fucked if you only have supermarket tobacconists.
In that case I would recommend Villagers.

>>21302302
>Have a good tobacconists near you?
No, unfortunately. Moving to a bigger city soon so I'll try that then I suppose.
Quite sure the only cigars I have tried would be frowned upon by anyone who knew anything about cigars.

Which makes me believe I'd really like an actually nice cigar.

Goddamnit /g/, I'm visiting my dad's side of the family at the moment, and they're all really fucking anti-smoking, and don't know I'm into cigars.

You tempt me with delicious cigars, but I can't have any for a few more days.

>>21302243
You should go into a good tobacco store and ask to taste some. A good business will allow that. (degustate? dunno if that's correct english)

>>21302324
Don't do things because they are expected of you. If you like cheap cigars then by all means smoke them.

>>21302324
Cigarsmokers.com has something cool going on, 'newbie sampler'

http://www.cigarsmokers.com/threads/13241-THE-Newbie-Sampler-Thread-V

>>21302349
>Degustate?

As someone who speaks english, i have no idea what the hell you're talking about.

>>21302382
In my fluent languages (dutch/russian) it's a fancy way to say taste, as in the verb.

>>21301987
Because I'm poor and i'd rather cut my testicles off with a butter knife than smoke a bad cigar.

Vapeing some kickass cigar juice while listening to dubstep.

Any Canadafags in the thread?
I love me some nice cigars occasionally, but for the most part I go through a pack of 5 White Owl mild cigars a week just for the nice light taste and feel. Also you can inhale them without instant carbon-monoxide poisoning.
Fucking french people make decent, cheap cigars for everyday use, and it's nice because I don't need to go out of my way to get them.

>>21302366
>Don't do things because they are expected of you. If you like cheap cigars then by all means smoke them.
It's more like
>have cheap headphones
>like them, this is as good as I'll ever need
>try expensive headphones
>holy shit I've been missing out
>>21302371
Neat

I'm rolling my own cigarettes and listening to punk. Fuck you.

>>21302371

Many tobacconists and online cigar places will have sampler packs for people new to cigars to try. It's how I first got started. I think in total I tried about 6 different sampler packs with many different size and types of cigars. I found that I preferred a milder smoke from the Fonseca KDT cadetes for an every other day smoke (which are the ones pictured in my humidor above, and for a once every couple of weeks, I have the Romeo Y Julieta Petite Coronas.

>>21302382
Fuck, even I can figure it out.
>Degustate
>gustate
>gust
>base word in many languages for taste

>>21301987
Wow, just go the full distance and buy a mac because you clearly are a fashionista/hipster call it what you like. You do those things because you think they make you cool. You still get cancer from smoking cigars btw, just not lung cancer.

Nothing wrong with jazz though.

On a related note, why are cigarettes so tasteless?

I smoked a little of someone else's cigarette last night (while
he took a draw of my cigar*) and couldn't taste a thing.

What gives?

*No homo.

>>21302429
I'd ask you what laptop that is, but you pulled that photo from Photobucket, so you probably don't even know.

>>21302480
You need a Camel Wide... Mmmmm.

>>21302438
I see.

>>21302480
>thick
>no filter
vs
>thin
>filter
I wonder, so weird

>>21301987
because i dont smoke and jazz is shit

>>21302481
It's probably something by HP.

>>21302465
How'd you figure that? I just enjoy the finer things in life.

Oh, and I'll die from the cardiovascular disease that runs in both families before cancer from the occassional cigar will get me. Nice try though.

>>21302481


Pulled from my photobucket

MSI MS-16gn

>>21302506
Can't manufacturers make a filter that allows the taste through.

It's, like, 2/3 of the experience...

I just finished smoking a CAO MX2, it was ok, I've def had better.

I'd post a pic but every pic I have with it in it also has firearms and /g/ gets mad at me if I post a pic with a gun in it...

>>21302549
Nearly all cigarettes tastes like absolute shit compared to cigars.
Every single person who I've ever lent a cigar to has not been able to smoke cigarettes for months afterward without forcing themselves to get through the bad taste.
If there were no filter on cigarettes, you'd taste nothing BUT shitty taste. Cigarettes themselves are processed differently from cigars, hence the different taste.

>>21302549
Those marlboro filters with tobacco inside them could do the trick, I dunno.

I do have some acid blondies in my humidor. May wanna smoke one up. BRB guys.

>>21302605
>Every single person who I've ever lent a cigar to has not been able to smoke cigarettes for months afterward without forcing themselves to get through the bad taste.
But that's not true at all. I smoked on fine, doesn't really taste of anything to be fair. Just feels good to inhale.

Stopped smoking since, but yeah, you don't smoke cigs for the taste.

>>21302626
blondies are bar none my favorite smoke

Quick question: what is /g/'s choice of cigarette?

I smoke hash oil instead

>>21302605
Fair enough.

>>21302675
Back when I still smoked cigarettes, definitely these.

>cancer is technology

>>21302716

Go fuck up some other thread, men are talking here.

>>21302675
I smoke Marlboro, you smoke cock.

My grandfather died of cancer that started out as a malignant tumor in his mouth and mestastized before diagnosis. It was stage 4 and inoperable when diagnosed, and he died in the hospital.

He lived far away and was busy managing my schizophrenic Aunt so we didn't speak much. I can't honestly remember our last words. It was probably good given that the last time I remember speaking to him was after he left my house to go back south.

Anyhow, cigars are expensive, life is short, and there's not much of a benefit to smoking them. I'm not going to tell you all that you're wrong, or stupid, etc. for smoking them, but personally I don't see a need.

Sage because this reply is counter-thread and baawwwwwwwww bullshit to make myself feel better. He died 4 years ago today.

>>21302761
Sucks, but it might just be coincidence. Some of the healthiest, most straight edge fuckers around still die in lung cancer

>I'm being a hipster right now
ftfy
Cigars are also anything but technology seeing as your build will be clogged up with shit.

>>21302626
>Acid
Confirmed for poor tier.

>>21302761
I am very sorry to hear that, your grandfather sounds like a respectable man.

Anyway, there is no real benefit in many things we do, yet we just enjoy them for some strange reason.

>>21302761
Hi Dave.

>>21302632
Some cigarettes are nice to taste, Lucky Strikes, Djarum Blacks (lol America, they're not cigars), Dunhills.

At least until you're heavily addicted, and then you just want nicotine.

>>21302794
>implying you have to smoke by your computer

>>21302761
My grandfather smoked a cigar every sunday he had guests, or just smoked pipe when there wasn't guests, and he didn't die of cancer.

Seriously, correlation != causation.

>>21302815
Meh, I think Lucky Strikes taste nice as well but only if I smoked something else and then have one. If I only smoke Luckies for a few days I don't notice the taste at all.
I do notice if I change to something, it will taste shit

>>21302710
I'm used to be smoke gauloises blue too :)

>>21302802
Thinking of the wrong person. I'm not dave, my brothers aren't dave, and I don't have any cousins named dave.

>>21302800
Amen to that. I'm just sad about it and I doubt I can view cigars in a positive light. That doesn't mean I will get on a soapbox about cigars, just that I personally think I would find it tough to get into knowing what happened ot him.

>>21302779
Probably not. Smoke footlong cigars pretty much 1/day. Other factors and obviously chance plays into it, as well as his excessive use.

>>21302817

Exactly. It's the reason I have an iPad. ( ≖‿≖)

>>21302836
All due respect, he smoked daily, and he smoked those extremely long (more than 6 inch) ridiculous cigars. I think it's more likely to have been related in his case.

Obviously you can develop cancer without it, and obviously not everyone who smokes cigars gets cancer. It's just, given what happened to him, I don't think I will pick up the habit.

No disrespect to those of you that opt to smoke them. I was kind of venting through that post and apologize as it seems that I'm derailing the thread at present.

>>21302876
>apologising for derailing an off topic thread
/g/ is surprisingly friendly today

well I snort heroin to begin with, so I figure it's best not to pick up any more vices

>>21302903
Let me tell ya, don't do that stuff. When you're young, you're crazy to do that shit.

>>21302076
Enjoy your mouth cancer

>>21302536
Well, gee, let's try and figure this out. You say you enjoy finer things in life yet what it looks like what you actually enjoy is showing others what passes for the sterotype of "finer things in life". If I enjoyed cigars (and didn't know they cause cancer) I'd smoke them. If I wanted peer-acceptance I'd post about it on 4chan.

How can you compare a genetic disease that you might or might not have with causing self-harm? It's OK to drink bleach - I've got AIDS.

>>21302795

I have smoked many different types of cigars. Not all are good even if they are expensive. Acids are one of those cigars that I smoke on a rare occasion when I don't feel like spending a lot of time relaxing while I smoke it. To me the experience of smoking a good cigar goes hand in hand with my time after work and when I have a drink in hand.

>>21302121
You´re an idiot.

Why do you eat good food then? Why not just eat 100% nutritious garbage that tastes like shit? Whats the point of tasting it?

Either a) You're a fucking retard or b) You havent developed good taste buds yet.

Because being a cancer breather is not my idea of fun.

>>21302981
Why do you feel the need to be so judgmental? People are discussin their hobby. If you don't like it, there's a million better ways to enjoy your evening or whatever your time of day is. Why spend it telling random strangers they live their lives wrong?

>>21303033
Everyone has a life choice.

Some of us here choose to enjoy a smoke now and again. Some more often than others.

Your life choice is being a basement dwelling fuckwad. Stop ruining threads and go be fat elsewhere.

>>21301987
That better be long filler you pretentious nigger

>>21303001
The point is that they taste like shit. I wouldn't touch even if they had zero cancer, lung and heart disease risk.

Because I don't like jazz and ran out of cigars.

because linux is for faggots

Because linux is for faggots.

>>21303093
>Taste
>Not subjective

because of the health risk.

Sure, the media may have told you that classy, cultured people smoke cigars and listen to jazz. But the thing is it doesn't make you cultured or classy, it just makes you a moron trying to be cool (also, words like kickass and cool are anything but classy). Enjoy your cancer risk.

Also, cigars taste horrible (and are not technology).

>>>/soc/
>>>/b/
>>>/r9k/

>>21303093
I begin to suspect you're trying to eat them.
Don't do that.

>>21303151
'kay.

>>21303164
Cool jazz is a genre name. Way to be ignorant.

>>21303164
This thread is also about Ecigs which are technology.

>>21303093

>>21303173
my friend's little rat dog ate about half a cigar I left in his ashtray, then had a seizure and died, true story

I dropped it in a paper grocery bag and threw it in the Mcdonalds dumpster down the street, I told him he must've left the door open and it ran away

I normally smoke rollies, but got my e-cig today.
Can't wait to taste/smell/breath again

>>21303188
Cool used as an adjective on it's own sounds retarded, unless your personal definition of classy includes people at poetry festivals calling each other "cool cat".

>>21303225
>people at poetry festivals calling each other "cool cat"
I'm sorry, but that's just insanely cool

>>21303225
What part of "it's a genre" are you not getting?

>>21303219

Welcome to the club.

What did you end up getting? =)

>>21303225
Your beef is with Miles Davis, not me. I believe he coined the term, although I might be wrong.

>>21303164
You're going to die anyway and it's probably going to be painful and horrible. True story.

So what other than Miles Davis is good for beginners to Jazz?

>>21303257
Just got the gamucci micro.

You tried any flavoured carts?

>>21303270
Neil Armstrong

>>21303267
>probably going to be painful and horrible

Only if you smoke.

>>21303285
Will check out

>>21303290
the sad part is that people really think this

>>21303270
I enjoy Wayne Shorter a lot. Hell, even looked up a link for you.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3XvJFW0DHbU

Smoking is for cavemen.

>>21303290
Sure is ignorant kid in here. There's a lot of horrible disseased out there to get ya, ... for starters, you have a 20% chance of getting cancer.

>>21303270
Coltrane, Davis, the list could go on.

>>21303283
I use Low Res atomizers or vape at 6 volts. I dont use cartridges at all but sometimes will use a cartomizer if I am using a tank or something of the likes.

>>21303318
>7 min
>in the middle of a movie
>listen for 20 seconds
Woa, downloading with the speed of light. Thanks

>>21303290
This is what health freaks actually believe.
There's no such thing as dying of old age. There's always an underlying cause, and it usually hurts.

>>21303326
I only have like 5% but if the image you posted is relevant to you then sorry about your 20%.

>>21303334
Don't tell him that, it hurts more when you don't expect it.

>>21303334
>>21303373

>usually hurts

Yes, like 100 times less than cancer hurts. This is why cancerfags need morphine while normal people with regular diseases just need an aspirin or 2 to manage it.

>>21303359

>>21303399
You have no fucking idea what you are talking about.

>>21303424

Whatever helps you sleep at night.

Better stock up on that morphine for the dark days. :3

>>21303399
wait what

>>21303290
I intend to die in battle.

>>21303444
>stocking up on morphine
I don't know about you, but I'm getting euthanized if it ever comes to that

>>21303444
Thing is, I sleep well at night and don't PMS about strangers getting cancer.

ITT: retards destroying their lungs and inventing excuses

>>21303469
Better yet, tell me where you're getting that morphine.

>>21303469
That's illegal.

>>21303470
But more importantly, why are you soo distressed?

>>21303510
>illegal

Not in my country it isn't. Before you start yapping about third world shitholes, it's Holland, a very decent place to live

>>21303543
Good for you.
Still, it's better to prevent such a fate, no?

>>21303510
Not in my country it's not. Seriously you guys, the day christians come and tell me what to do with my body when I'm in in pain is the day when I go on a murder spree in a catholic church.

enjoying a toscanello right now

they're cheap but not bad at all

Suicide may be illegal, but it's very difficult to prosecute.

>>21303578
Dear god, why doesn't it have a band?

Because I'm rolling a joint and listening to blues.

Cigars are awful. The taste that is left in your mouth is horrible. I cannot comprehend how you could enjoy smoking that.

My homegrown weed on the other hand has a nice fruity flavour to it and the smoke is not harsh at all after months of drying and curing.

But to each their own I guess.

>>21303543
Considerably better than the United States of America.

>>21303571
You'll need a good wheelbarrow to tug your tumor along with you for the killing spree. Or maybe you could use it as a club depending on its location and size.

>>21303604
To each their own indeed. Mind sharing what kind of blues? My knowledge of the genre is subpar at best.

>>21303617

That's not saying much.

itt: posturing middleschoolers

>>21303632
Maybe I will

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bXc2GxZV2bE

>>21303211
Don't know why, but I keep laughing and thinking how much of a monster you are.

>>21303604
What strain? I'm planning a Northern Lights outdoor grow this spring, gonna try to get the seedlings in a cold frame to give them a headstart on our short growing season. Hopefully the rain and humidity doesn't make the buds all moldy before I can harvest, I'm planting out in the woods so I can only get out there once every week or so.

>>21303602

why do you need a band?

>>21303678
What fucking middle schooler owns a humidor? That sounds like a serious bro.

>>21303693
I still don't know if he believed me, but he lent me $30 for gas last week, so he must still like me

>>21303703
No reason, but some cigars have beautiful bands. Kind of adds to the experience if you get what I'm saying.

>>21301987
Smoking some of this fine-ass bullshit.
Cherry,Coffee,Vanilla (I like Vanilla so much)
With a bottle of that Cuban rum,you have multiple taste bud orgasms.

>>21303640

Muddy Waters

I'm no expert in blues as well. I but I do enjoy it.

>>21303717
But why did you do it?

I mean you didn't feed it the cigar, did you?
(I'm still laughing when I think about it)

>>21303774
No, it was just sitting in the ashtray, and the fucking dumb dog ate it, maybe I knocked it on the floor or something.

>>21303703
The more expensive cigars often have hologram bands to prevent counterfeit.

>>21303699

Currently I'm smoking he fruits of my last harvest which was a strain called "Jack Herer". Pretty nice, heady, crisp high.

And I've been only growing indoors. Never tried to do an outdoors grow.

Although mostly because I have no good location for one.

And good luck with your grow.

>>21303820
Outdoors is pretty shitty in most climates, don't bother.

>>21303747

I understand. The toscanelli however are like the cigars of the working class so maybe a fancy band don't suit them well :)

I don't smoke, and i don't like jazz.

FUCK DA POLICE

>>21303848

That's what I assumed.

I would mind trying it once but all in all growing indoors gives you much more control over the process. And it's simply convenient.

>>21303820
What are you running, soil or hydro, cfl or hps? I'd be running a 400 watt HPS soil grow if I had the room, don't have the cash to move out.

>>21303848
I've smoked some incredible outdoor, it can be better than indoor if the grower is good. A friend of mine grows some short-finishing indica around here in New England, it'll put you on the floor with half a bowl. The trick is to feed correctly, avoid chemical ferts, make sure the soil is full of compost and humus, a healthy soil biota is essential to healthy plants. Osmocote supplemented with molasses, comfrey tea, and epsom salts is what he feeds, I've never seen those plants get any kind of mold or infection.

WE REBELZ NOW

CRAWLING IN MY SKIIIIIN

THIS TUMOR WILL NOT HEEL

>>21303897

Soil and HPS. Although on a much smaller scale. For my needs 100W is plenty.

>>21303903
>>21303923
>>21303882

Get the fuck out, fatass.

>the year of our lord 2011
>still smoking
fucking lol'd thanks /g/entoomen.

>>21303923
Tumors arnt funny but I laughed soo hard @ this.

>>21301987

>2011
>playing with smoke

>>21303923
>>21303903

If you have to post this pictures here then there is something terrible wrong with you. Mental problems of some kind?

>>21303948

>>21303923

thyroid cancer is related to radiation exposure

smoking cigars to cancer of the esophagus and k of the oral cavity

>>21303935
Shit, that a growbox? I used to know the guy whose company started making these.

>>21303935
I like the cab, did you make that yourself? Plant looks healthy, what was your dry weight last harvest? I'd be running a small cab grow like that if I had my own lodgings, I don't want to commit a felony in my parent's house.

>>21303989
>>21303992

I'd call it a growbox. And I did make it myself. Pretty simple stuff once you have a good plan. Took me one day really to make the whole thing really.

>>21303981
>suck on burning leaves at great personal risk with zero benefit
>calls someone else mental
Denial much?

>>21304043
What kind of situation are you growing in, your own house, an apartment, a shared apartment? You must be running a carbon filter, because Jack Herer stinks up the room when it flowers.

>>21304055
>sit in his parents basement getting fatter every waking minute
>googles pictures of gross tumors for unclear reasons

Autism much?

>>21304068

It's my own apartment.

And I do use carbon filters. The smell can be noticeable after I've been gone from home for a while but it's almost nothing.

I was thinking about installing another filter but for that to work I would have to add another fan, which would make the whole thing louder.

>>21304082
Not even me posting the pics, main.

Keep up that addiction though, people will think you're cool.

>>21303981
>scared of his probable future as a walking tumor
>projects said fears on others

>>21304082
Projects more of his issues and fantasies.

Seek mental help.

ITT: addicts In denial.

>>21304098
Do you worry about being caught? A utility or maintenance man could come in and smell that, or maybe a neighbor or your landlord. I live in a state where growing still carries harsh penalties, so if I had my own grow, it would be locked down tight.

>>21304133
..why is growing illegal?

>>21304147
Prohibition is big business in the states, there's jails to be filled, lawyers to be hired, and tickets to be written.

>>21304100
>>21304128
>cigars
>addiction

Most people smoke them once a month or so. That's less of an addiction than your rampant pedophilia showcased by your neverending supply of loli reaction images is.

>>21304170
That's beyond stupid.
Come to think of it I don't know if it's legal here, time to check

>>21304133

Well, for one I don't live in the United Police States.

I'm from Eurofagland. Weed is illegal in my country and can mean up to 2 years in jail but it's not enforced with such ferocity as it is in other countries. I mostly mean the US.

I don't worry really. Truth be told there is a much higher chance of getting busted with weed on a party somewhere than when growing on a small scale in our own apartment.

Oh, and most people here wouldn't know weed if it stared them in the face, smelling it is another issue entirely.

>turn 18
>barely any money
>get a 50 cent cigarillo and a lighter
>smoke said cigar
>instant regret

That probably wouldn't have sucked as much if I weren't so poor. Not to mention that thing left the taste of ash in my mouth for almost 2 days.

On a slightly less related note, thinking of getting a Zippo for around $15. Decent purchase?

>>21304208
>smelling it is another issue entirely.
This, the smell is ridiculous for anyone who has smoked/smelled it. I can walk down the street and smell it coming with the wind sometime, can usually pinpoint the place it comes from. Hell that's how we found mates when phones were dead plenty of times.

Don't get me started on houses, goddamn

>>21304231

Not for cigars, the cheap acceptable option to light those would be matches. Otherwise, go for it.

>>21304231

Zippo lighters are awesome and all but in my experience you have to refill them too damn often for my liking.

>>21304260
Zippo lighters kill the taste.

Well, they affect the taste negatively.

>>21304180

>only

No matter how frequent It Is Inhaling smoke sounds retard to me.

>>21304253
Well it's partly for various smokables, partly for the utility, and partly for the novelty.

>>21304245
I always double take whenever I smell skunk.

>2011
>smoking anything
>get cancer
>????
>profit?

ISHY

>>21304274
>inhaling
>cigars

I thought it was established that cigars are meant for tasting, not inhaling. What you're saying is the equivalent of "Somebody who drinks beer every other weekend or so is a raging alcoholic."

>>21304274
Stop trying to rationalise taste. This will save you many an unneeded misunderstanding.

I'm smoking Shisha.
Check and mate, OP.

>Smoke something that's proven to kill you.

Sure is obsolete technology in here.

>>21304326
Worse for your health than cigs

>>21304316
Agreed, some people want to get cancer and some don't.

Just like Steve Jobs decided not to treat his cancer when it was easily fixable.

>>21304326
You better have some tropical flavor shisha tobacco in there nigger. Bitches love tropical flavor.

this thread is as worthwhile as discussing tampons, which is a superior technology

deal with it cancerfags

>>21304366
did tobacco assrape you as a kid or something

>Smoke for 4 years
>quit
>not smoked for 2years
>read this thread
It's like watching a gangster movie where everyone and their mom smokes, now I crave a cigarette or some snus like crazy

>>21304362
And good riddance I say. You must be new here if you think the death of Jobs negatively affected anyone but his loved ones.

>this thread
>no consideration in regards to moderation

What's it like being brainwashed guys. You do know you can occasionally enjoy tobacco just like you can occasionally enjoy alcohol without being addicted right?

>>21304418
I never said that, I'm glad he's dead and I hope every apple user and every proud smoker gets cancer.

>>21304409
>Or some snus

Provided its the good swedish shit, who cares? Snus is safe as tobacco can be.

Seriously.

>>21304363

Well, Apple and Mint. Bangin'.

>>21304055
I was refering to this:

Posting pictures to "scare" grown people in order to make yourself feel better about your life choices.

Again, if you need to do this, then you have one sad life. Maybe see a doctor.

>>21304435
Except you can't get cancer from alcohol or hamburgers.

>>21304310

Wait, help me out here, I never was part of the cool kids so I never smoked but are you saying that just by sticking the thing In your mouth smoke just comes out the right end not only at the bruning part?

>>21304459
I am Swedish, would be hard to find something not Swedish

>>21304464
I posted them to make you mad, looks like it worked.

You'll remember me on your deathbed. :)

>>21304484
but you do get liver and heart disease

>>21304464
5 star post right here nigger

>>21304484
>Massive liver damage
>jesusfucktheplaqueinmyartertiesandmyweight

QUANTITY IS IMPORTANT.

Christ, i'm not smoking advocate, but realize that quantities make a big difference.

>>21304493
Wish i had the ease to get anything but general around here. I Jelly.

>>21304484
>alcohol
Severe liver damage and an altered state of mind. Two potential side effects, both of which can result in you dying.

>hamburgers
Circulatory failure and obesity.

>tobacco
Cancer.

They all have negative side effects. If you moderate yourself, it will be very unlikely to actually effect you in a major way.

>>21304503
Why are you talking to yourself?

Because tobacco is either:
>the shittiest possible drug to get hooked on
>a controlled substance for kewl and edjy teenagers and old men

>>21304520
>marijuana
forgetfulness, paranoia, increased appetite

Which one looks more appealing?

>>21304499
Oh god what kind of a sad life would someone have to remember a random sperglords google images results on his deathbed.

>>21304520
and that is why i don't drink, smoke or eat greasy food

yea yea in moderation is fine, enjoy a little

nope.jpg

>>21304514
>General
So much not want at all. Get some Grov or Ettan, it's mainstream enough for me to think there will be plenty in America as you have general. The loose (uh, the shit that isnt in bags) versions are pretty damn good.

Though it makes you look like an idiot

>>21304499
I don't smoke.

And posting that smilie actually showed me I got you with the "sad life"-thing, especially since you admit that the whole purpose of doing so, was to make others feel "mad". Guess you are mad, but you actually should be thinking about your problems and maybe changing yourself.

>>21304537
>forgetfulness, paranoia, increased appetite
You mean like, I don't know, half of all prescription medication?

>>21304537
Well smoked marijuana can lead to lung cancer, but that's a result of the smoke, not the drug itself. Also it can get you fired from your job in some places.

>>21304540
Basically the pathetic life of a typical smoking emo kid. You, more or less.

>>21304559
>You mean like, I don't know, half of all prescription medication?
Oh come on, I smoked pot a bloody lot as a teenager and i have yet to take any medication that was anything close to half a joint in side effects

>>21304573
Allegedly, there's no long term studies that conclusively link cannabis and lung cancer.

>>21304542
Well that's good for you, but I personally like to enjoy myself every once in a while. I'm going to die anyway, and if not, I'll probably be saved from any damage I may have done anyway.

>>21304520
>If you moderate yourself, it will be very unlikely to actually effect you in a major way.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicotine

>listening to cool jazz
really?

>>21304582
>2011
>resorting to ad hominems
>calling people emo

ISHYGDDT

>>21304548
I've been really looking for anything loose.

The bag feeling is just awful.

Maybe i'll finally order some online. So grov and ettan loose i should be looking for? Sweet.

>>21304597
There were more reasons you smoked joints than for actual medical purposes.

And define 'side effect'.

I inhale marijuana vapor from a vaporizer to medicate my migraines. Am I as cool as cigar smokers?

>>21304604
Well it's the idea that smoke in itself is a carcinogen. Does that mean instant-lung cancer? No, but the potential is there.

>>21304644
Nah, migraines are medicated with fine scotch. Step up your game, man.

>>21304558
Still projecting? Please stop trying.

I just don't feel the need for crutches like smoking, drinking or eating greasy trash to get through my life, thus I don't have the defensive reflex you have about your self destruction habits.

My biggest problem in my life is what espresso machine I'm going to buy my mother for Christmas.

>>21304597
Exactly my point, all chemical substances have negative side effects. They rarely outweigh the benefits, with some notable exceptions--like methamphetamine and heroin.

>>21304638
>And define 'side effect'.
>forgetfulness, paranoia, increased appetite

>>21304650
Sure, but there are some recent studies that show cannabanoids have cancer-fighting properties, so that may counteract the carcinogens present in the smoke. Still, smoke is smoke, from a joint or bong.

>>21304644
You're more sensible, but you look like a dipshit.

>>21304629
How about you make an actual point instead of linking a general article about nicotine. I'm well aware that it's an addictive substance, and that's why you control yourself and avoid smoking often.

>>21304629
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Compulsive_overeating

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alcoholism

Your point?

>>21304670
>While high
>While high
>While high
Uh huh.

>>21304666
Your mother does not want an espresso machine. She wants her son to stop masturbating to drawn children.

>>21304666
>Still projecting? Please stop trying.

Where did I project?

I don't go into threads and posts pics to make others mad (your words), therefore I am not mentally broken.

I pity you.

>>21304667
As a former addict, I can tell you that heroin is worth every side effect, as long as you're high. Once you start coming down you just want more. The only things you have to care about when nodding are remembering to breathe, and trying not to melt holes in your carpet with your cigarette. Heroin isn't even particularly harmful, it's the poor injection hygiene and the addiction that gets you.

>>21304695
Chemical dependency != psychological addiction.

>>21304726
This thread is offtopic and shouldn't even exist on this board.

>>21304746
I'm getting a sense of deja vu here

>>21304746
This autism is buttfrustrated and shouldn't even exist on this planet.

>>21304732
Alcoholism is chemical dependency, dipshit.

And whats the fucking difference? They're both addictions.

>>21304727
And whatever shit it might be cut with.

Not DARE-level stuff (durr drano), but if i'm gonna be injecting stuff in my veins, i only want it to be heroin.

I hate needles anyway, so luckily i'm not a group at risk.

>>21304773
>>>/b/

>>21304727
That's a very good summary, thank you, bro.

>>21304775
Harmful cuts are uncommon, the dealer loses profits if his users are dying from shooting ajax and iced tea powder, the vast majority of cuts are benign, usually mannitol, inositol, lactose, or quinine.

>>21304727
Also, is smoking while on opiates as good as i've been told it is?

>>21304746
>> This thread is offtopic and shouldn't even exist on this board.
You must be new here... welcome to 4chan.
If anon didn't post off topic and troll the threads would be few and very short.

>>21304746
Are you the guy I was talking to? Is this your response? "Contributing" to a thread because it's not /g/ related?

That's amazingly stupid.

>>21304820
The two drugs can't be separated, there's a reason you always see dope fiends smoking.

>>21304796
I am well aware of the existence of the random board, thank you very much.

Back to the topic at hand, if I were to gift a cigar to my father who is not an experienced smoker but expressed interest in trying some, which one would I get? Bonus points for nice packaging.

>>21304775
>Alcoholism is chemical dependency, dipshit.
Alcoholism is a dependency on alcohol, not an addiction TO it. Alcohol is just a depressant, there is no chemical property of alcohol that may lead to chemical dependency.
>And whats the fucking difference? They're both addictions.
The difference between night and day.

>>21304830
I got to amuse myself sometimes :3

>>21304746
>implying the board titles aren't guidelines

It's okay to have the occasional off-topic thread because not everybody wants to deal with the /b/ community when they just want to have some discussion about something "random". It's when it dominates the board that it becomes a problem.

http://www.canceriscurablenow.tv

Cancer has been cured for some time now.

>>21304853
Which brings me to my first claim:

You amuse yourself by making others feel mad.
You think this is healthy behavior?

>>21304844
>Alcoholism is a dependency on alcohol, not an addiction TO it. Alcohol is just a depressant, there is no chemical property of alcohol that may lead to chemical dependency.


-9001/10

>>21304844
>Alcoholism is a dependency on alcohol, not an addiction TO it. Alcohol is just a depressant, there is no chemical property of alcohol that may lead to chemical dependency.
It's about time you stop talking

>>21304870
Is that a gag site?

>>21304870
>A video filled with bullshit and woo, no scientifically verified evidence proves that cancer is cured

Did you know Steve Jobs held off on getting a proper operation for his cancer because of "alternative" treatments like that?

About the only good thing alternative medicine ever did.