They most likely know if you're a dirty homo

Tell them you want to become a professional roller blader, they'll figure the rest out

make them a live demostration, showing them.. "why won't work"

>>21084713
but i am a software developer!

Enjoy burning in hell faggot

>>21084725
close enough.

>homosexuality
>stupid

How can you possibly regret this decision? Personally, it's the best thing that ever happened to me.

>>21084725

For Loonix?

>>21084739
Simply not being around girls doesnt make you gay.

>2011
>choosing to be gay
ISHYGDDT

>>21084751
ZING

Make a clone of yourself.

>/g/ - Gay Blogs

>>>/b/

>>21084740
for... entertainment titles

>buy a Mac

>>21084693
>I can't have kids

We pretty much expected not to have grandkids from you, son. We put our hopes on your brother.

>>21084693
>sad_bender.jpg

then again, i'm not in /co/, i guess....

>>21084693
>homosexual
>CAN'T have kids
You mean won't. You are still physically able to impregnate a female with your sperm one way or the other, even though you don't WANT to.

>>21084784
he has a son, but can't hold down a job and his wife is a Zionist Jew bitch

sisters are both doctors though, one MD and one PHD

>>21084822

Yet you're the dirty queer

Pic related it's your dads face

I don't see how being gay makes you unable to have kids. It merely makes you unwilling.

Adoption.

Done.

>>21084693
Are you completely sterile, or do you just have an absurdly low viable sperm count?

Why is it their business what you do with your genitals?

>have kids
What the fuck do you forget here? This is 4chan, not facebook, or regular forum for dumb people. Anonymous image boards are places for forever alone men, who doesn't take a part in social life and never will.

>>21085046
i'm a homosexual, can't have sex with women and their gross vaginas

>>21085107
>can't
Again, you just WON'T. It is completely within physical possibility that you can impregnate a woman, even though you don't want to.

Can't is just completely wrong to use in this case.

>>21085107

Maybe you should consider suicide instead of being a bum bandit

>>21085107
You don't have to. You can get a surrogate mother to carry your offspring to term without having to touch her naughty bits.

I swear, if you weren't already homosexual I'd say you just wanted an excuse to stop your parents bugging you about having kids.

Put on a skirt and some lipstick, then walk up to them and say what you need to say.

>>21084733
hahaha, proprietary god
2011

>fairy tales
>you stupid

>>21084751
Not been on 4chan long have you?
Wait for a Sammy thread. Then you will see.

>>21085145
>bum bandit

>bandit

>implying men don't willingly give me their anuses

>>21085181
>Put on a skirt and some lipstick

you don't know what being gay is do you?

/g/ - Post anything off-topic, and you're guaranteed 100+ replies!

>>21085222

Only Loonix & OSX users

Why are you guys bumping this?

I know somebody's going to "bump it anyway" (especially after this post) but why would you CHOOSE to bump a shit thread when there's an option not to?

>>21084781

This.

>>21085263
bump

>>21085181
>>21085226
>2011
>Not wearing skirts regardless of your sexuality.

>>21085226
This is the good kind of gay.

>>21085299
Thanks Loonix. Of all the people who were inevitably going to do that, I'm glad it was you :3

>>21085307
Moe-fist.
Wearing a skirt and stockings right now.

ITT gay Americans

maybe you fags should join your navy

>>21085356
Americans can't even join the military if they are openly gay.

>>21085386
he said navy not military.

>>21085392
But the Navy is one of the 3 armed forces within the US military.

>>21085182
I have a free and open God

You can always knock up a desperate faghag.

>>21085386

I thought America has freedoms

>>21085386
Do you live in a cave or something? DADT was repealed, and gays and lesbians can serve in the open.

>>21085440
Only if you're white, heterosexual and go to church every Sunday.

>>21085386
Neither can Japs you weeaboo faggot.

>>21084693
DADT got nixed, didn't it? I think gays can serve openly in the armed forces now.

>>21085457
It also helps if the church you frequent is Anglican, Presbyterian, Episcopal, Lutheran, or Methodist, and definitely NOT Catholic.

>>21085455
I'm not American. I don't follow these things.
>>21085469
Japs have always been backwards.