:(

not yet 200 pounds

Ha im only 130 pounds jokes on you OP.

That sounds like the average American

Who cares what my parents wanted.

>>20978169
parents can't be choosers

yet

>>20978178
I think I am like 195 :/
I dont watch anime though so im good

you wish you were only 200lbs

But I'm only 140 pounds and I play sports weekly.
And they always have my brother who does competitive sports as well.
Also, I don't watch anime

>>20978193
umad brah?

jokes on you, I'm underweight, don't play any games (I use GNU/Linux) and I hate animey.

well, fuck your shit. I'm enjoying myself.

114 kilograms and not giving a fuck.

>>20978214

200lb? If only...

>>20978214
I need some harpoons...

>>20978226
>implying you wouldn't

Im 180 at 5'5 but I look 40 pounds lighter because I wear large clothing ;_;

>>20978238

>>implying you wouldn't

Live after being squashed?

I don't play video games. I go to the gym at least 3 times a week. I'm a decent weight (not 200 pounds, or close) and I skate a lot.
I do watch anime, but it's "Japanese cartoons for girls" so HAH!
I also waste a lot of time listening to/recording music

>Was over 230 pounds.
>Lost over 80 pounds.
>Gained nearly 30 back.
>Still under 200.
>Don't give a fuck what my parents want.
>Spend all day in basement programming games and fapping to 3DPD transwomen.
This is me and I'm OK with it. Feels good, man.

>>20978198
I wanted a father that didn't spend all his money on cocaine but we can't all get what we want I suppose.

>>20978264

What will you do when your parents die or kick you out?

>>20978266
Did he ever offer to suck your dick for it?

>Implying my dad wasn't an Irish drunkard who abandoned my mom when I was a child

>>20978291

Maybe he saw your face and did a runner

i think my dad was alright with my teenager years, from his stories of when he was younger i can't exactly match them as most are very illegal now but and i only missed on passing his lockup record of 11 times by 1. Being older now i hang out with him on some weekends when im not at work with him and work on his cars/bikes or stuff that need to be done around the house. i also brought his own house from him and add the extra money borrowed onto my own mortgage so its not like he will have anything to complain about

The only part of that post that applies to me is the fact that I play video games.

Do you go all over 4chan in the morning and make these threads?

I had a girlfriend once(4 months) and watch MMA, I'm 160lbs and I sit around complaining about video games and post on a board about watching chinese cartoons for girls all day.

I'm like 70kg, and don't watch any kind of anime.

Actually no, my parents wanted me to be a doctor, instead I'm in what you could call sport university, so I do play sports.
Also I can pretty much confirm that [spoiler]this is not vidya related and I'm reporting you for shitty thread, saged.

>>20978169
Awww shit OP!
I'm a 200 pound 6"3' American football player and I'm in highschool with a 3.7 GPA, I also fuck bitches everyday. Way to make me feel bad about myself ;D

>>20978588
>not vidya related
/v/tard detected

She should have fucked someone more alpha then.

we're products of our genetics and upbringing

they should have done a better job

I do play sports. Starcraft 2.

Maybe they should have raised me better if they wanted a better son. They got what they made.

>mfw I'm a 250lb linebacker w/ ~14%bf, doesn't watch anime, doesn't play video games, goes to school, but is still a virgin.

255 here. but I'm 55 and a virgin so I no longer care. I have wizardry to practice

my parents are happy about me because I'm a MD

>>20978214

My mom would be horrified if I were going out getting laid all the time and she hates sports. My dad has recently become a Buddhist so he doesn't really care what I do.

>>20979995
>I'm a MD
>a MD
well played sir, well played

I don't play sports.
I sit on the computer all day.
I used to play loads of vidya.

but i am great at physics, and next year i am going to Cambridge.

I think i'm doing alright.

My mom always told me weight lifting and sports would fuck up my joints and give me a concussion, so I was afraid of too much strenuous activity. She sent me to an all boys school to keep me free of the pernicious influence of the female.

Now I'm a creepy, scrawny loner in my 30s and don't know how to talk to women.

Thanks mom!

>>20980051
This is most of /g/. Welcome home friend, welcome home

>implying I don't play sports
>implying I'm fat
>implying I watch anime

1/10 made me reply

>>20980072

so what if i'm 140 lbs?

Actually my mother is an actuary and father a civil engineer.

>Run the robotics and computer programming club @ my school.
>Have the award in computer engineering & computer science.
>Enter programming competitions and place well.
>Be an honors student.
>Have 175lbs of lean mass @ 5'10". 190lbs total.
>Not a social reject.

Eat shit OP

[spoiler]Yes, I am underageb&, deal with it[/spoiler]

>>20980087
What if i'm 97 pounds?

I'm not 200lb.

I'm 221lbs, Fuck you OP.

my mum wanted all girls she ended up with my 2 brothers my sister and me a flaming tranny
so i'd say things have gone alright ish

>>20980268

>5'10"

I'm sorry man

>>20980300
Transfriend? :o outstanding! didn't think we had any on /g/.

How's life, girlfriend!

>>20980302
what's wrong with being 5-10?

I could not give a single fuck what my parents want.

>>20980302
>Be 17
>Still in puberty
>mfw I will be over 6 feet and have an 8 inch cock if my growth trend continues for the next 4-5 years

>>20980302

gaah, im 5'8'' and i've stopped growing

guess i've got to rely on my feminine looks, chicks love that shit.

>>20980327
5-10 & stocky.
26 years old
7 and a half inch cock
Perfectly happy with my body.
Get pussy easily enough.
Life is good.

>>20980311
life's great, my mum accepts me, got a awesome trans girlfriend, therapy is sweet and i get confused for a GG all the time

how's your life

>>20980327
>Be 17
>Still in puberty
I know that feel.

>>20980327
It will not, most males stop growing around that age, actually. I believe 5'10" is above average, so you at least have that.

>>20980319

There's nothing wrong with being a midget

>>20980327

>Be 17
>Still in puberty

son I've got bad news for ya

>5'10"
>120lbs

>Mfw I'd probably make a good trap, but I want to fuck traps, not be a faggot myself.

>>20980356

white men average is 6"

>>20980327

Doesn't really work like that, bro. Often your genitals/breasts will skyrocket at an alarming rate right at the start then pretty much stop. The prolonging effects of puberty are usually just overwhelming BO, spots and bad skin.

>>20980278
Are you me? How tall are you, Anon?

>>20980366
You want to fuck men, you're already a faggot.

>>20980357
You still grow after puberty, just at a less rapid rate. Its why 25 year olds have bigger cocks than 21 year olds on average

>>20980366
I swear, I can never unsee that.

>>20980376

[Citation needed]

Unless it's from personal research, of course.

>>20980371
5'5

>5'8"
>112 lbs.
>Loathe anime.
>Good body-image.

>>20979984
Mfw Im 200 pounds, I have a Girlfriend, play video games, Decent programmer, And i Get pussy.

Well, mom and dad.

If you wanted me to do something with my life MAYBE YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER FUCKING PARENTS AND TRIED HARDER.

YOU ONLY GET WHAT YOU PUT IN AND YOU PUT IN SWEET FUCK ALL. IF I FAILED TO MEET YOUR EXPECTATIONS, IT'S YOUR PUNISHMENT FOR FAILING AS PARENTS.

>>20980383
http://www.average-penis-size-chart.com/average-penis-length.html

>>20980385
Ah, I'm 5'8", so I probably look a bit smaller. Being skinny sucks sometimes.

>>20980409

This does not support your claim.

>>20980368
No, it's 5' 10.5" in the US.

>>20980423
Actually it does.

>>20980436

>Leads to penis enlargement paysite
>Implying it's valid

>>20980440
Why would they do a by-age comparisson then? Its as legitimate as pretty much anything else.

>>20980452

More close to 300 lbs, you mad bro?

Man I can't remember when I was 200 pounds, what's it like being a 15 OP?

>>20980462
Regardless, there's at least 1.5-3 years of growth left for my 7.5" cock. So I'm reaching my 8 inches. And 1-1.5 years left on bodily growth, so I'm gonna reach 5'11".

I'm sure their parents wanted a man of the house who took to the plow and raised more than two kids and fed the entire family with his farm... A man who didn't let his wife get him down, or abandon the Christian faith.

Guess what they got? Hint: it's not the above.

I'm only returning the favor. :3

>mfw all these normies came out of fucking nowhere

>>20980541
>Normies
Get back to /jp/ or tohnochan

>gets laid
what if my parents were christians

>plays sports
snowboard and snowboarding accesories

>200lb
shit brah i'm only 120 tops....

>vidya
not even with my bros?!?! on the off season!??!?!

>chinese cartoons
your telling me you haven't seen cowboy bebop, outlaw star, planetes, or welcome to the nhk?

pal, you're missing out....

>>20978169
>implying I haven't already watched Welcome to the NHK and don't know the feel of my parents disappointing
also I think 200 pounds is an average weight for some heights or at least not obese.

>>20980583
>>>/sp/

More like 300 lbs. Also i don't watch animu, it's disgusting. House MD all day errday.

>>20980051
Fucking over protective parents make me rage so hard.

>>20980606
Nah, you're under the impression that just because I'm not a faggot like you, I wasn't here to read Tsukihime with /a/ and read that comedy doujin, which is probably why you posted it.


Seriously, go take that "huur normals!!!" shit somewhere else.

>>20980681
>implying I go to /a/
You sound a bit insecure, you sure you don't sneak some of that hentai behind daddy's back, boy?

oh wow, I'm 255 pounds and trying to get bigger. You must be a midget OP.

>>20980366
Get some titties and you are done!

>>20980712
>Sound insecure
I'm just tired of hearing this "normalfag" bullshit that has been spreading all over site.
A thousand sadfrog and that feel selfloathing thread, but that's okay because "fuck normals I'm so much better lol" At least /r9k/ has sucked out the shit somewhat.

>200 lbs
>implying any real man should weight anything less
Of course it being muscle helps, but still.

>>20979995
i want to lick those legs and cum on her mouth

>>20980790
ok

well they're really disappointed in me then

>Implying i'm not 140 pounds

but yeah :(
not technology related

That fucking feel when going to the gym for the first time.
I want to go full-on otter mode

I am 80kg, I also have a normal height, and i've done many badass things your little brain cannot even begin to grasp.

>>20980368
Are you a midsized cock?

>>20978169
If I was 200lbs I would be 0% BF and thus dead...

>>20978169
Well, for starters, i'm a girl, feelsgoodman.jpg

But my mother is a japanese girl who watches japanese cartoons for girls.

mfw /g/ has become waboo cenral

>>20981013
>>20981013
>mfw youre browsing a weaaboo website

206 pounds.. But I'm muscular.

>>20981013
Have you never seen the page banners on every board?

6' 110lbs master race.

>>20981078
>6'0"
>110lbs

Holy shit you lanky fuck do some pushups and eat something. That's less healthy than being 20lbs overweight.

>Used to be 300 pounds
>lost 80
>Don't watch animu
>19 years old
>Running a business of my own (Not like a boss, I am the boss)
>I play vidya a few hours a day
>Look at all the fucks I give

Feels good man.

I'm glad I could give them what they wanted then

>>20981143
I'm fucking jelly...

>>20981143
>>20981250
Mooching off your parents is not the same as running a business you autistic chucklefuck.

>>20981078
>Christian Bale Mode Unlocked

That's only because my parents were peple who got laid and played sports, and not a 200 pound fat fuck who sits around playing video games and watching chinese cartoons for girls all day.

I however will want a son who's a 200 pound fat fuck who sits around playing video games and watching chinese cartoons for girls all day (with me), not a son who gets laid and plays sports.

>>20981143
ur still a 220 pound fat piece of shit

LOL

>>20980393
>Loathe anime
>using an anime reaction image
>must be new here
You must be new here.
>he must be new here
You are new here.

6'3" 125lb's 18" hair
Dad doesn't care that I watch animu

5'8" 140 pounds.
anime is dum

Tough shit pops, I don't give a fuck.

>>20981334
You sound like a winner, now I know what sagers usually are.

Fuck you

>>20981327
Are you me? Aesthetic as fuck.

>6'2"
>215 lbs of muscle
>Phd in maths
>$300k a year; starting
>Live in Utah, have four supermodel wives
>Drive a Lamborghini Diablo
>Vtek kicks in, I'm flying through freeways, ten bitches in my car.

Enjoy being a loser faggot fartcommander.
I bet you marry your uncles colon smegma oblangada.

>6'
>208 pounds
>play vidjagames
>hate anime
>me after a 3.5 mile hike, having a beer on the summit

Fat? Really? Just because I'm over 200? Muscle motherfuckers, do you have it?

>>20981279
Why would you want to produce offspring who is as big of a loser as you?

Oh wait, you will never produce offspring until science can implant a womb in your man-pussy.

Foreveralone.

185 cm
70 kg

Not fat, and they're japanese not chinese.

>>20981377
>6'
>185lbs
>Watch anime
>Hate vidjagames
>Have a strong stockpile and bugout bags ready for when shit gets real, and I need to go inna woods
>Me not posted, because this is a government monitored website.

>implying anyone gives a shit what their parents want

>>20981441
LUL THE GUBMENT IS WATCHUNG MUH

>>20981377
>>20981441
I forgot to add, enjoy getting tracked.
Facial recognition software has come a long way, and even then if you've not properly routed your connection through several networks, you're fish in a barrel.

>>20981441
I have no BOB but I have 3 legally owned firearms and over 500 rounds of ammo, mostly 5.56. I'm inna woods already, so I'd bug in. I'm not doing anything party-van worthy, so I've got nothing to worry about.

>not posting your picture so they cant identify you
>posting anything at all.

Looks like you've been compromised.

>implying I'm not already more successful than my parents ever were

>>20981479
Getting tracked for what purpose? Are they suddenly going to crack down on dudes who post on g and sometimes go hiking and enjoy beers at altitude?

Enjoy your tinfoil hat, you're going to be needing it.

>200 pound
You mean there are people who aren't..?
I'm not even fat and I'm 210

>>20981303
You must be a fucking twig son

>>20981486
>>20981498
>Implying my connection is compromised
>Implying my entire ship hasn't been properly setup as a mobile faraday cage
>mfw slow upload speeds

>>20981565

>My face when I posses higher levels of agility, intelligence, and speed.

>­My fac­e whe­n I am a master of several forms of combat.

>­My face when perfect body, mind, and hair.

>My fac­e wh­en a sub-human's baseless assumptions, are indeed baseless.

>>20981637

>>20981591
Faraday cage, huh? Well I guess you only need your tinfoil hat when you go outside, if ever.

I dont believe you exist, but the idea of you existing is fun.

>>20981678
STOP THIS HEI THING. WE GOT RID OF THE LAST HEI LIKE 6 MONTHS AGO.

ALSO THE BACKGROUND COLOR IS WRONG, AND HAS ALWAYS BEEN. FIX IT, FUCKER, OR IS YOUR MONITOR TOO SHITTY TO NOTICE. I MAD.

>>20981702
>­My fa­ce when your post causes me to feel nothing towards you.

>My face when you think that I, Hei, am not myself.

>200lb
>17
>6'4"
>watch animu
>work as a general contractor trainee
>going to college next semester
>even if i told my dad that i watch animu, he wouldn't care.

>>20981700
>I don't believe you exist.
Neither does any search engine.

Feels fantastic man.

>>20981637
Jesus?