>hahaha implying internet in 3rd world
>omg i trolled everyone because they said this
>im such a contribution to /g/

Go away.

>>20887899
make me >:3

>moving to the USA is easy

Good joke

Because the USA sucks.

>Murrika
>not a 3rd world country

But isn't it corrupt as fuck? Canada sounds like a better place to live, apart from the people with flapping heads.

Moving from the USA is easy. Why do you still live in a 3rd world country?

Third worlders are short and don't want to get raped like those mexicans you raped when your pedophiles went to decline.

Also there is so much Christianity in those parts that you can smell the Disney Channel in the air.

>Moving to the USA is easy.
Not the case.

>Why do you still live in a 3rd world country?
Anon probably isn't. مجهول may be.

>>20887899
This. Gtfo, op.

I don't mind my 3rd world country.

at first i thought hey the US get their computer hardware real cheap. then i realised they pay taxes through their ass.

nope.

>>20888045
No taxes for the rich and poor here.

America is 3rd world, there's no welfare and shitty wooden shack houses

>>20888140
The poverty was one of the first things I noticed when I went to texas. I saw some nice cars, nice houses and rich people, but everything else was so dirty and ugly.

>>20888069

but on USA a cabbage costs more than an USB stick, and its filled up whit mutagenic-hormones that make you 7 feet and a half tall, just in time for the prom.

>>20888157
"Poverty" in the U.S. is nothing compared to poverty in the rest of the world. We have it easy.

USA sucks dick.
I'd live there if you paid me. Maybe not.

>Moving to the USA is easy
nah

>>20888157
Where are you from, anon?

>>20888168
Oh dear god I lol'd, you should see what the growth hormones have done to some of us in my community

>>20887889
>60$
>unlimited
>up=down
>no problems with torrents
>1GB/s

Why murika has such shitty ISPs ?

>>20888140

This. Even 3rd world countries like mine ( Malaysia ) built their house in concrete. Wood, seriously?

>>20887889

Chances are people in 3rd world countries who have access to internet are much much more privileged than any common American in America would be.

>>20888157
Ha... No

It's a fucking shithole compared to just about anywhere in europe.

>>20888702

>never been to Spain, Romania, Italy, Greece...etc

Those are part of Europe too.

>>20888675
>>20888685
I'm not usually a fan of asian women, but the girls coming over to here (New Zealand) from malaysia are hot. Send moar!

>>20888723
Yes they are, and still in better condition than most of the us.

Fucking EU stealing our moneys and giving it to shitty countries.

They should just kick them out.

Ausfag here:

I will try to get a green card in two years once i finish my SE degree.

I want to live in Washington state.

i live in a small welfare country with free education and healthcare and the average living standard is that with any job you will afford both housing a car and a comfortable life.

>>20887889

Serious question.

What are some benefits of living in America for somebody who is a European?

By responding to this thread you are all self-identifying that you have an inferiority complex over America. This is immutable logic. The pathetic displays of desperate overcompensation are deliciously amusing for glorious superior Americans. Hell by even being on this fine American website you are bowing to our superiority.

>>20888747
>this is what american trolls actually think

Better internet in Europe.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_Human_Development_Index

>>20888747

Actually quite true. Must be a mixture of tribalism and group mentality.

If you discuss Europe amongst Europeans they do nothing but bitch about shit.

>>20888747
By using the world wide web you are automatically recognizing the superiority of Europe.


coolface.tiff.ogg.exe

>>20888742
Australia is about the only developed country that is worse than America, but still, you can do better.

>>20887889

nope.

>>20887928
This:
http://www.speedtest.net/result/1566869630.png

I live in the USA already.

Which is, in many places, reminiscent of a third world country.

>>20887889

Because I don't speak spanish.

>>20888742
>I want to live in Washington state
Why would anyone want to live in WA? Fucking place sucks.

>>20888831
>Why would anyone want to live in WA? Fucking place sucks.
After 21 years living in this hell, the only thing I want is to live in a forest at high altitude and the north of the USA but not away from technology.

And WA, specially Redmond, seems to be the place to be.

Just going to leave this here.

>>20888869
Come here to Fargo!

>its not easy
>i wouldn't move there if it was

>>20888871
>Minnesota
>Norway instead of Sweden
>North DAkota
>Ecuador (WTF?) instead of Norway

Illegal immigration to the US is easy, legal not so much. I'm quite happy where I live though.

i'm an illegal Mexican living in the US somewhere, u mad?

>>20888893
Not really. Someone has to pick fruit and lay bricks.

>>20888897
Yeah, it's not like we have MILLIONS of unemployed Americans to do that...

>>20888897
Nope, I don't have a job and my three kids go to a public school.

>>20888889

hahaah der war gut Fadenersteller

>>20888901
I read a news article about how fruit farms can't find enough pickers. Americans just won't do it, so they rely on migrant workers.

>>20888685
hey, in new zealand, we build wooden framed and steel framed houses, but we do it in a sturdy fashion and have little to worry about, as well as the fact wood is fast growing and cheap.

Its actually quite good because it breathes and keeps the houses at a good temperature with a better rate of heat each change than a brick or concrete house.

Still, I think i would not go to the US because of the lack of socialism and the extremely difficult immigration process, even as a white New Zealander of the middle class studying engineering.

>>20888682
How the fuck... and I pay more for less..

wow you eurofags sure get trolled easily

>>20888901
nah they too fat essay.

I live with my family man. I have three kids and my mom has five kids who also have 3 kids each and they all go to public schools.

>>20888918
we taking over essay.

>>20888921
>lack of socialism
>implying that's a bad thing

Being coddled by the state sure is intoxicating.

>>20888682

>1GB/s

What? Are you sure it's not 1 Gbit/s?

>>20888952
Its fibre, straight to your home.

>>20888932
Why not have more?

>>20888940
>>20888932
It's "ese"
you fucking ignorant redneck. you probably live in like ohio or some shit.

and protip faggots, mexicans dont do the work that "americans dont want to do" thats bullshit. I worked in a flower warehouse for like 3 years with my friends and it was nothing but paisas and they prefer mexicans because they can pay them $4 and hour instead of $9 like they have to pay us citizens.

fuck people are stupid as hell if they think 'americans don't want labor jobs.'

>>20888918
>Americans just wont do it

actually, they dont pay enough for americans to want to do it.
so they rely on bringing in 3rd world labor which is used to doing hard work in the middle of nowhere for shitty pay

its exactly the same in australia, the govt now actually has special visas to bring over fijians to pick fruit every year

why the fuck fruit farmers are so special they don't have to pay an appropriate wage to attract staff, like the entire rest of the economy does, i dont know


imagine if it was toilet cleaners
OMG PEOPLE WON'T MOVE TO THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE TO CLEAN TOILETS FOR $5 AN HOUR FOR 3 MONTHS, GOVT MUST IMPORT MIGRANTS CAUSE I DONT WANT TO ACTUALLY PAY THE $10/HR TO ATTRACT STAFF TO THIS SHITTY JOB

>>20888959
my kids and my sister and brothers are gonna have more kids. And we going to take over. That's the plan essay.

>>20888947
i enjoy free medical and dental care.

I also enjoy my subsudized university and interest free loans. Oh yes, and paying 33% tax is ok with me. Shit, i really like having a pension for when I grow old, as well as an investment scheme for my old age, as well as being able to contribute 4% of my wage to it, use it to pay for my first house.

It has 40k in it right now, and by the time i finish uni in a few years, it should be about 70k. I really like that alot, because it means i can own a house earlier in life, and continue to make alot of money, which i can invest into a business.

Shit, the socialism is actually great.

>>20888971
u mad bro? LOL

>>20888974
That's good so they can pay for us.

>>20888974
Thats good. Please take our cities back from the black scum. If you can, then they're yours to keep along with the blacks as slave labor.

>>20888971
>>20888973
The fuck? I spend my summers at university fruit picking on orchards up north for $30 an hour.

Spoiled brats, and i am >>20888988.
Honestly, its just a bit of hard labour, it keeps yah healthy. Never known suffering before have yah?

>>20889013
well explain to me

if its such a good job why dont enough australians want to do it?
maybe its because its literally in the middle of nowhere, its temporary, and its really hard work

miners get paid $120k+ a year pretty much for the same reasons
but for some reason fruit farmers are some holy untouchable that don't have to pay proper wages

$30/hr is nothing in australia
im a bartender who gets nearly $25 an hour for piss farting around pouring beers

Because I have traveled and found somewhere with no cameras, no cowards and no chastity.

>>20889037
Tahiti?

>>20889013
You do all the work while our kids go to public school for free and oh aprende espanol

>>20889013
The fuck are you talking you dipshit re-read what we just wrote.

are you fucking illiterate? every unemployed american in this country would jump an a job picking fruit for 30 dollars an hour.

fuck you're retarded I've never see someone miss a point so blatantly

ITT: spoiled children who don't know what's it like to be without a warm bed and 3 meals a day.

>>20889094
LOL I eat one meal a day sometimes.

>>20889094
No, actually I know exactly what that's like. A lot of Americans do. Luckily there's still some form of welfare in this country, but I've gone 6 months without running water before, a month without electricity, and my food stamps only cover $150 a month.

Clearly you're projecting.

>>20889094
I do, but do you?

I want to leave the US, but don't know where I should go.

>>20889147
Yes, I was homeless before the 4th depression

Japan master race.
Getting to live there is actually hard.

I live in Canada and if I'm moving somewhere it's there. Not the shithole that is America with its shitty private ISP that has the shittiest network e-fucking-ver.

>>20889163
Nowhere is perfect. Not even glorious Nippon.

>>20889163
>>20889163
come to New Zealand or Australia friend.

>>20889084

sorry i thought you were Australian.
Obviously third world people like americans would jump at a $30/hr job anywhere

>>20889191
>suggesting the only two places worse than the US
You're kidding, right?

>>20889191
>moving to Australia
>easy

>>20889199
you ever been here?

lol i wouldn't move to a country that is rulled by greedy israelians lobbies.

>>20889308
>live in Australia as a permanent resident for 2 years
>become citizen
>glorious dual passport status.

>>20889221
>free heathcare
I wouldn't go to a hospital ever again. Socialist medicine is much worse than none at all.

People will not demand or fund malpractice, and that is all that socialized medicine offers.

The equivalent of calling tech support instead of researching the problem yourself and seeing a specialist or logically resolving the issue as the situation warrants.

Socialized medicine is an obscene development. As you don't bother to realize government institutions are permanent things that cannot be changed without radical attack and defeat of the government itself. Something so open for corruption as medicine fortified by government...

It is far Beyond stupid. It is Intentionally sabotaging a nation at it's core.

>>20889328
It's higher than two years now.. it's like 4 or 6

>>>/pol/

>>20889354
>politics
>no politics in this thread
autistic much?
maybe you meant >>>trv

>>20889332
You really should have had that brain surgery.
Your brain damage may have been cured.

>>20889369
Someone can't take the truth.

>implying free healthcare is a good thing
>implying you don't have to wait 3 years before getting a major surgery

>implying better welfare is a good thing
>implying the deadbeat fucks that need it won't spend it on spinning rims and stereo systems

>>20889332

haha it must be hard to live with that sort of paranoia

the australian government has given up lots of things it once controlled
it used to own qantas, basically a monopoly on the air travel industry
they sold it in 1992 and haven't looked back
same with Commonwealth Bank (the biggest bank in the country)

if the poeple or (in those cases, sensible economists) want change, the government changes
thats democracy


also Australia has private hospitals and private health insurance if you want it
most people dont really feel like they need it, but if you want to pay more for premium service like a private hospital room and shorter waiting lists, then you're totally welcome to do that in australia, and never set foot inside a govt hospital or see a government funded doctor

>>20889379
it took my girlfriend 2 weeks to get a major operation performed on her stomach, after diagnosis.
Also, my grandfather had a shoulder injury and had it operated on in 2 months as it was not very serious.

>Implying america isn't a third world country.

>>20889391
Yes, let's all move to the utopia that is Australia!

>>20889379

Australia's unemployment welfare is more money than full time work at the american minimum wage
Australias minimum wage is nearly $20 an hour

Australia
Unemployment 5.2%

USA unemployment
9.1%


seriously
go do some research rather than believing Fox news
most other developed countries with the same level of wealth as USA have much better govt services AND much better economies

>>20887889
Because I don't like being surrounded by niggers with guns 24/7.

>>20889433
Just stay out of Chicago, Detroit, L.A., NYC, Atlanta, Houston...actually, just stay out of the major cities in general.

>>20889425
I know you're mocking, but Australia really is a great place to live. Plenty of studies and statistics out there that agree, but take it from us; it's just a really fucking great country.

>>20889459
You're biased because you live there. Tell me about the dark side.

>>20889379
By that logic, Zimbabwe or Liberia or some other contender for biggest shithole on the planet is actually the best place to live.

Mate, you are unbelievably retarded, just stop.

> implying america isn't a 2nd world cuntry
i made a pun am i cool yet?

>Socialist medicine is evil.

What the fuck, Americans.

>>20889477
I'm not that guy, but I'm Australian and I see nothing wrong with this place. The only "dark side" I can think of is the Aborigines, which are basically the Afro-Americans of Australia, but they are mostly in the Northern Territory and, overall, there is hardly any of them.

>>20889187
I wish I could just move into the middle of the woods and still have internet.

I'll be moving to the USA as soon as I can. I live in Australia & it's become too nanny state for me.

Australians' faces when the right wing Jesus of america, turning that country into a crazy paranoid 3rd world dump, is an Australian

Before we sent Rupes over, you were a richer and generally better place to live than Australia

Mfw aus hdi > murrika hdi

>>20889529
you don't like Australian Abs even though you've never seen any & know nothing about them at all.
No aborigine has ever harmed or offended you directly but you still fear them.
You sir are the biggest faggot who ever lived.

>>20889529
Isn't censorship something of a problem there?

>>20889541
The US was on a downhill slide long before Fox News came into being.

>>20889540

haha i bet you've never actually been to america
they are just as nanny state, just in different ways
for example, you can get thrown in jail for a long time for minor drug offences
they are currently trying to censor the internet to stop piracy

and also
picture related

>>20889576

>my chocolate surprise when i forgot the picture

>>20889534
You can, satellite internet.

or 3G, that's what I use.

I wouldn't say I'm in the middle of the woods, but I'm about 30 acres deep into a 150 acre property.

>>20889570
It is mainly a problem with video games, but as far as I can see it's only affected Left 4 Dead 2 with the reduced gore and such. They are also updating the rating system, so by the end of this year there will be an 18+ rating for video games, removing censorship of them completely. Most people here either pirate or buy games from ozgameshop.com, so we don't really deal with censorship anyway since ozgameshop is cheaper than retail every time.

>>20889570

nope
that internet censorship thing that everyone was herping about, got rejected by parliament and never happened

we actually have a lot less censorship in a lot of ways
you can swear and show tits on normal tv, for example

>>20889589
Satellite internet is annoying as hell to have, it's what I currently have at my house.

OP, I live in Brazil. If I was going out the country, it would be to live in Europe, not in yet another niggerland called USA.

>>20889477
Gladly.

We have a prime minister who lied to us about what is effectively a corporate tax which will inevitably affect consumers.

There are some people here who cling to violent and hateful culture. There is some overt rascism aroubd and a fair bit more beneath the surface.

The state governments of our three most populated states are pretty much hopeless.

We have a media that is both excellent and unbiased and biased and sensationalist. One side is for intelligent people, the other is not. Still, we let some shockingly awful journalism see the light of day, day after day.

We have a few loud, stupid politicians who consistently get the attention of that shitty side of the media I mentioned earlier.

Our telecommunications services are overpriced and so are many other goods and services.

There's much more, but really it's still a wonderful place to live.

>fat people
>shitty internet
>ruled by corporations

no, thanks.

>>20889627
NBN in 2012 :3

>>20889576
>you can get thrown in jail for a long time for minor drug offences
This largely depends on the state laws.

In my state, possession of up to one ounce of marijuana is a misdemeanor. For first-timers, that means a fine and/or community service. However, in my county it's rarely enforced. Local cops tend to just confiscate your stash and let you go.

Most states are surprisingly lenient when it comes to weed, though a few are particularly tough. Nothing compared to Japan or the UAE though.

>>20889391
It's experience. I don't believe paranoia is even a valid term that deserves inclusion in the English language. There's hesitation, and there's cowardice for people afraid of something. People with experience are experienced, not paranoid. If someone expects something that seems to be the case, they are perceptive and rational for preparing for it.

Your delusional, unworkable ideals of reliance on others for your outlook is typical of idiots, people refusing to think and decide for themselves for fear of ridicule.

>>20889652

You certainly do seem to have no fear of ridicule

>>20888871
Is that a good or bad thing?

>Florida has GPD of North Korea

bad, I take it.

>>20889705
>North Korea
>Korea Republic
>The same
IN AMERICA

>>20889627
Interesting. You could say some very similar things about the US.

Isn't that the place that still has above ground power lines? The place that recently lost power to large areas for days just because of a bit of bad weather?