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  • File : 1318468885.jpg-(24 KB, 129x172, dennis_ritchie3.jpg)
    24 KB Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:21 No.20544876 sticky  
    09/09/1941 - 10/09/2011

    RIP Dennis Ritchie.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:22 No.20544888
    https://plus.google.com/u/2/101960720994009339267/posts/ENuEDDYfvKP?hl=en
    It's true. I wonder if this warrants a sticky as well?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:30 No.20545022
    Oh god. This guy deserves more people to mourn for than Steve fucking Jobs
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:32 No.20545063
    Truly sad news. RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:33 No.20545070
    >>20545022
    What's virtually every computer running C in some form compared to AMULIMUN UNIBOODE?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:33 No.20545079
    yomamastackoverflow.jpg
    >> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 10/12/11(Wed)21:35 No.20545109
    Sticky....................nao!

    MODS, STICKY NOW.

    This guys was infinitely more influential than his holiness jobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:36 No.20545127
    If we're going to give jobs a sticky, FFS give the creator of C a fucking sticky.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:36 No.20545129
    Sad. he died 3 days ago. real quick there.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:36 No.20545136
    He didn't die. News say nothing about it... oh wait...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:37 No.20545144
    R.I.P.
    He was a great computer scientist.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:37 No.20545148
    >>20545109
    >>20545109
    >>20545109
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:37 No.20545164
    3 Days, goddamn, what a way for that shithead jobs to cloud over everything else.

    Bump for potential sticky.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:38 No.20545173
    >>20545109

    agreed
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:38 No.20545178
    Created C and Unix..

    Deserves much more grieving for than Steve Jobbs, the amazing marketer who tricked a nation.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:39 No.20545194
    That's J.K. Simmons
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:39 No.20545196
    STICKY THIS SHIT

    This guy created C and co-developed Unix. He made more of an impact on the world than that shitsucker Jobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:39 No.20545203
    Mods confirmed for rabid homosexual macfags. i think that all of /g/ and even the tech savvy macfags understand why this guy is respected around here.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:39 No.20545211
    >>20545174
    not just some language,
    c
    also steve jobs had like a five day sticky
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:39 No.20545214
    >>20544876
    lol fuck that fag C blows
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:39 No.20545216
    >>20545174

    > language nobody uses
    > C

    fullretard.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:39 No.20545218
    >>20545174
    >no one uses
    oh god lol
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:40 No.20545237
    >>20545174
    >C
    >No one uses

    ISHYGDDT
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:40 No.20545238
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    RIP you magnificent bastard.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:41 No.20545243
    NO
    NO WAY HE COULD HAVE DIED

    ..
    September 9, 1941 - October 12, 2011

    NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:41 No.20545252
    Oh fuck, He deserves 3 times the stickies that steve jobs had ;__;
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:41 No.20545254
    RIP Ritchie
    T.T
    We owe this guy and Ken, EVERYTHING.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:42 No.20545263
    >>20545252
    s/stickies/threads/
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)21:42 No.20545272
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    Rest in peace, Dennis.

    ...I wonder who's gunna be the third?!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:42 No.20545276
    >>20545174
    >>20545196
    >>20545214
    This man has taken dumps that have had more impact on the world than you and everyone else swimming in the shallow end of the gene pool with your java floaties on.

    >FLOATIES
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)21:42 No.20545282
    free(dmr);
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:42 No.20545284
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    >>20545174
    >Some guy that created a language no one uses dies
    >A language no one uses
    >C

    Really, /g/? Really?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:42 No.20545285
    My first programming language............ :(

    Someone give this nigga a sticky immediately. Please.
    >> Dumpin' !oooOOOIRAQ 10/12/11(Wed)21:43 No.20545287
    Come on you shitty ass mod, sticky this.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:43 No.20545303
    Confirmation that he actually died.

    http://www.osnews.com/story/25232/Dennis_Ritchie_Creator_of_UNIX_and_C_Dead_at_70
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:44 No.20545310
    if this isn't stickied after the week long jobs sticky then /g/ has surely gone downhill.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:44 No.20545327
    postan in a pre-sticky

    >RIP, Mr. Ritchie
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:45 No.20545332
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    RIP.
    You were a good man.
    >> Stefan !z9vpId99M6 10/12/11(Wed)21:45 No.20545334
    Pre-sticky post.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:45 No.20545336
    I though you were fucking trolling, oh god.
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)21:45 No.20545337
    >>20545310
    The mod is American, he won't see this for at least another hour.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:45 No.20545339
    STICKY THE FUCKING THREAD YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT MOD YOU FUCKFACE

    CAPTCHA: LYNOTEL NIGGER
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:46 No.20545357
    >>20545174
    I feel bad for both.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:46 No.20545376
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    Original gangstas of silicon valley.


    He will truly be missed.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:47 No.20545380
    >>20545174
    >>>/v/
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:47 No.20545383
    toatan, epic bread, pre sticky, etc etc
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:47 No.20545386
    ok even if /g/ thinks C is a piece of shit, he still was key in making the UNIX operating system.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:47 No.20545395
    RIP Ritchie. Thanks for all your contributions to computer science. You will be missed.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:48 No.20545411
    >>20545386
    but /g/ loves C
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)21:48 No.20545416
    >>20545395
    This is true. Note how nobody but pure trolls are actually insulting him. Jobs was a piece of shit, and I agree with Stallman's view, but Dennis did many great things.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:48 No.20545422
    >>20545386
    C is a good language. It influenced A LOT of other languages. With out C we wouldn't be where we are at today.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:48 No.20545424
    >Greedy misanthropist that sold shiny gadgets with sweatshop labor dies and is praised by millions.

    >Creator of the most widely used programming language of all time and pioneer of Unix, both arguably a significant contributing factor to the success of every modern tech company, dies and not a single newspaper cares.

    Fuck this gay earth.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:48 No.20545426
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    >>20545380
    >>20545357
    >>20545284
    >>20545237
    >>20545218
    >>20545216
    >>20545211
    >> DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU 10/12/11(Wed)21:49 No.20545428
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    STYICKY
    NAO
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:49 No.20545431
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    >>20545386
    >ok even if /g/ thinks C is a piece of shit
    Those are only the trolls.
    I, for one, am devastated.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:49 No.20545435
    >>20545386
    /g/ doesn't think C is shitty, it's just the java/python/haskell skiddies that think they know shit

    without C, we'd have fuck all, and unix has had an even bigger effect than C
    >> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 10/12/11(Wed)21:49 No.20545438
    Macfags, i'm not in anyway trying to downplay the death of jobs.

    But i think that we all agree with the statement, "Comparing jobs and Dennis Ritchie is like comparing your 2 year old daughter who just figured out 1+1 = 2 to the person who came up with calculus"
    >> RollTide 10/12/11(Wed)21:50 No.20545445
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    Bump for sticky
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:50 No.20545447
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    Yup ... Grim got him!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:51 No.20545457
    In 1983, Ritchie and Ken Thompson jointly received the Turing Award for their development of generic operating systems theory and specifically for the implementation of the UNIX operating system. Ritchie's Turing Award lecture was titled "Reflections on Software Research".
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:51 No.20545459
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    breading in epic toast
    R.I.P. Dennis Ritchie
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:51 No.20545463
    ;_;7
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)21:51 No.20545465
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    >>20545438
    I'll concur with that.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:51 No.20545468
    He sounds like a pretty cool bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:51 No.20545469
    >>20545438
    >>20545438

    I couldn't have put it better. And i'm a macfag.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:52 No.20545481
    >>20545174
    Without C there wouldn't be an Apple or Microsoft. Or at least as we know them today.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:52 No.20545482
    Ritchie > Jobs
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:52 No.20545483
    I'd expect at least GOOGLE to somehow honor this guy.

    >>20545438
    >>20545438
    This x1000
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:52 No.20545491
    A true lord of the Programming Sith has departed us.

    Rest in Peace.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:52 No.20545492
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    Good riddance

    fag
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:53 No.20545499
    who is this guy?

    reminds me of joe wozniak, one of the first engineers at apple computers.
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)21:53 No.20545505
    >>20545438
    Alright, this needs to just be stickied, and this post alone.
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)21:53 No.20545507
    >>20545435

    C is my favourite language and I think Python and Haskell are both beautiful languages.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:53 No.20545510
    The purpose of C is to act as a "herding mechanism" that keeps mediocre programmers in mediocre organizations from "doing too much damage". This is at the expense of slowing down productive programmers who know how to use more powerful and more compact techniques.

    It doesn't give you the freedom and extendability Forth and Lisp does. Instead you have hard coded, "nice-looking" statements for the most common operations. You've got if, while, for, goto, and return. You must use these, and nothing else.

    This makes it easier to learn for non-programmers, at the cost of the programmer's freedom and power.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:54 No.20545522
    >>20545507

    Oh come on. C is a shitty language with horrible syntax and zero effort put into its design. Even more, it wouldn't be far off to say that C was probably the worst thing happened to the industry. Just look at the beasts it spawned: C++, Java, PHP... We could avoid this shit if there were no C! And it wasn't just a series of coincidental failures, all these languages were formed directly by taking the bad decisions found in C and bringing them to the next level. Give C what it deserves for its deeds: throw it into a garbage bin. If you need to work on a low-level, use Forth. For anything else there is Lisp.

    Don't write in C.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:54 No.20545529
    Steve Jobs would be nowhere without this man.
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)21:55 No.20545539
    >>20545510
    >>20545522

    Maybe as a tribute to Ritchie mods could hand out bans for this stale pasta.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:55 No.20545544
    >>20545510

    That quote was about Java. Try again
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:55 No.20545547
    >>20545507
    not saying they aren't, but what tends to happen is that people learn Python/Java/Haskell, see C and how it gives you more freedom, and assume that things like giving you more control over memory management imply that the language is outdated or too difficult, and spam it on /g/
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:56 No.20545567
    >>20545522
    And yet every language it spawned made programming easier than ever. Regardless of their quality they've made coding something even the average joe can have a go at.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:56 No.20545570
    >>20545522
    >zero effort put into its design
    C was meant to be a small step up from assembly language, and in that it works well. It's good for systems programming and number-crunching where speed is of the essence while being a lot less cumbersome than assembly.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:56 No.20545576
    >>20545174
    >>20545214
    >Joke's on you we were only pretending to be underage
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:56 No.20545579
    Come on, Ritchie to Jobs is oranges to apples here. Jobs was a brilliant CEO, pitchman, and perfectionist. Ritchie was a brilliant programmer, computer scientist, and a man who helped lay a foundation for decades to come.

    Both of them being involved in computers is about as far as the similarities go, people.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:56 No.20545580
    >>20545482
    >Ritchie > Horse Manure > Jobs
    ftfy
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:57 No.20545584
    He is not going to be there to witness time_t wrap around

    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:57 No.20545590
    >>20545529
    Jobs was an innovator.

    ritchie just made code for something already available.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:57 No.20545593
    >>20545522
    >C++
    troll harder faggot
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:57 No.20545604
    >>20545590
    >already available
    >have to use assembly
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)21:57 No.20545606
    >>20545579
    >Ritchie to Jobs
    >Oranges to Apples
    >Jobs = Apples
    i see what you did there
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:58 No.20545611
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    >>20545590
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)21:58 No.20545627
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    >>20545584
    this made me legit sad
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:00 No.20545658
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    >>20545584
    >>20545627
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)22:00 No.20545669
    >>20545547

    I don't think there are many people who have mastered Haskell and are unable to use C. Haskell is a very complicated language. The other two mesh with what you're saying -- people enter with simple, flexible high-level programming languages and don't want to learn the important lower level stuff. I don't think you know Haskell very well (it at all) if you're lumping it in with Java and Python.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:00 No.20545680
    >>20545590
    The first C compiler was written in C. It's a completely self-sustained work of art.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:01 No.20545688
    >>20545590
    Not to downplay ritchie's death, but this post is right on the money.

    he was just a hard working programmer. not an idea machine and innovator like jobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:01 No.20545696
    >>20545688
    really?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:02 No.20545711
    >>20545696
    yeah. jobs caused paradigm shifts, while ritchie just did a little programming.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:02 No.20545712
    >>20545688
    Shut the fuck up. Seriously it wasn't funny when you posted the first comment and nobody cares that you're capable of samefagging.
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)22:02 No.20545714
    >>20545688
    >not to downplay ritchie's death
    You almost had me,
    >innovator like jobs
    But I knew all along.
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)22:03 No.20545722
    >>20545680

    >The first C compiler was written in C.

    False.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:03 No.20545731
    >>20545688
    Jobs was a fucking marketer, Steve Wozniak is who you are thinking of.

    Get your shit together.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:04 No.20545736
    >>20545688

    /g/ supporting a marketer over a pioneer of technology?

    Times have changed.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:04 No.20545741
    >>20545669
    >C
    >important low level stuff

    What?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:04 No.20545747
    #include <stdio.h>

    int main() {
    char *c[] = {"Good night", "sweet", "prince"};
    printf("%s, %s %s.\n", c[0], c[1], c[2]);
    return 0;
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:04 No.20545753
    >>20545736
    He's a troll trying to be subtle, as simple as that.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:04 No.20545754
    >>20545711
    My computer does a few hundred paradigm shifts each second, it is nothing special.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:04 No.20545755
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    >>20545688
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:05 No.20545761
    He died over the weekend but they didn't find him untill today .. sad way for a man like Ritchie to pass on
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:05 No.20545762
    >>20545680

    notsureifserious.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:05 No.20545764
    STICKY

    fucking /g/ canonizing a faggot like Jobs but don´t mourning this man
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:05 No.20545770
    >>20545712
    Who's joking around? The mans dead, show some fucking respect. I hope you get what you deserve, fucking cunt.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:05 No.20545779
    http://www.bsdlover.cn/study/UnixTree/V6/usr/source/c/c00.c.html
    http://www.bsdlover.cn/study/UnixTree/V7/usr/src/cmd/c/index.html
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:06 No.20545783
    Sad news.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:06 No.20545788
    >>20545722
    was written on the PDP7.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:06 No.20545790
    >>20545761
    It just wasn't announced until today.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:06 No.20545797
    >>20545764
    Granted, /g/ is a place for technology and not actually programming, but still...
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)22:07 No.20545816
    >>20545764
    This needs to be stickied for at least two weeks.
    >> Afrique !!GnuFFAatPPE 10/12/11(Wed)22:07 No.20545820
    >>20545779

    I now feel as if i'm looking at the Rosetta stone of the computer world.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:08 No.20545830
    Amazing, a true innovator dies having actually made a real fucking difference in the field of Computer Science and we get fucking nothing, no mention on Google, no news. Nothing. Fuck this shitty excuse for a world I live on. I guess he didn't sell enough chrome dildos with apple logos on them to considered and important individual. YES I MAD.
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)22:09 No.20545846
    >>20545830
    This is breaking news. Tomorrow it'll be all over the place.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:09 No.20545847
    >>20545238

    haha, i knew i recognized him
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:09 No.20545851
    >>20545747
    >stdio
    >int main()
    >return 0
    Reported. This is a K&R C thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:09 No.20545852
    >>20545830
    Considering half the UNIX dudes work at Google now I think they're gonna honor him.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:09 No.20545855
    Still no sticky? Really mods?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:09 No.20545859
    > Donald Knuth dies - nobody cares
    > Dennis Ritchie dies - nobody cares
    > Steve Jobs dies - oh god why we lost some of our best minds bwaaaaa Steve....
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:10 No.20545864
    >>20545770
    > Claims the inventor of C is less important than Steve fucking Jobs
    >Show some respect

    0/10, go kill yourself.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:10 No.20545865
    >>20545830
    The news just went public half an hour ago, calm your jimmies.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:10 No.20545870
    >>20545174
    if it wasn't for this guy we wouldn't have windows or osx
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:10 No.20545877
    >>20545859
    Donald Knuth better not be fucking dead
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    >>20545779
    this code is fucking beautiful
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:11 No.20545887
    >>20545859
    >Donald Knuth
    >dead

    Choose one.
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)22:11 No.20545889
    >>20545788

    Think about what you're saying. It's impossible for the first C compiler to be written in C. It would have had no way to be translated into machine code and become self-hosting.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:11 No.20545895
    >>20545859
    Donald Knuth is alive, you nimrod.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:12 No.20545902
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    >>20545590
    Without C, computing would be very very different. Don't forget that he was half the team behind UNIX as well.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:12 No.20545906
    >>20545889
    >implying they didn't manually translate it into machine code
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:12 No.20545922
    >>20545864
    why are you even doing this? does it really get you off to troll threads about dead people?

    i hope you enjoy people shitting on your grave you fucking cunt.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:12 No.20545924
    >>20545889
    >implying C is not sentient
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:13 No.20545925
    >>20545424

    welcome to the United States of America

    that´s the reason the world hates you

    RIP dmr

    STICKY NOW
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:13 No.20545934
    >>20545902

    Without C, everything would be the same, except written in Pascal or something
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:13 No.20545937
    >>20545889
    No, think about what I said.
    I'm not the original poster.
    I was agreeing with you that it was not written in C , but rather in PDP7 machine code.

    Learn to read faggot.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:13 No.20545940
    >>20545276
    what.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:14 No.20545941
    inb4 sticky
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:14 No.20545945
    >>20545924
    I don't see what xmen has to do with programming, but ok.
    >> DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU 10/12/11(Wed)22:14 No.20545946
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    Long live DR.
    Your gift of .NET was a blessing on us all
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:14 No.20545960
    >>20545424
    i know, i don't want to live with humans anymore
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:14 No.20545961
    Someone email stallman and see what he has to say about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:14 No.20545963
    >>20545925

    Both were American though

    Now that I think about it, pretty much every computer pioneer has been American.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:15 No.20545971
    >>20545859
    >Donald Knuth
    Fucking made me check.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:15 No.20545975
    >>20545963
    turing was english
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:15 No.20545977
    so I heard when and Archmage dies, his spirit became one with the flow and every other magician can feel his presence when they practice magic
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)22:15 No.20545980
    >>20545937

    Actually, your post was ambiguous if taken out of the context you would assume -- that you were the person to whom I replied.
    >> Th !e.FaLconO6 10/12/11(Wed)22:15 No.20545981
    R.I.P

    Sticky please.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:16 No.20545990
    >>20545980
    you cant read
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:16 No.20545993
    >>20545963
    You know, he was getting at capitalism.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:16 No.20545994
    Sticky this thread please
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:16 No.20545995
    >>20545963
    first working program controlled computer was made by a german
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:16 No.20545996
    sticky please.

    He did more for computing than that glorified saleman ever did.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:16 No.20545997
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    >Man who made C (which countless programs and several operating systems are written in) and played a key part in the development of unix (one of the most important OSes in the world) dies
    >No praise, no articles, no rememberence outside of forums and maybe, just maybe a few CS classrooms
    >Man who sold the work of others to morons dies
    >Praised for bringing the wonders of angry birds to the masses, treated as a saint, elevated in the eyes of the public as if he was a significant humanitarian when his company has yet to contribute shit to the rest of the world

    OSX wouldn't even exist without Dennis. This is the injustice of the century.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:16 No.20545999
    >>20545980
    actually, with any knowledge, it's no longer ambiguous.

    If I were saying his first compiler was written in C, why would I say that it was written on the PDP7? That machine had no NATIVE c interpreters.

    Understand?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:17 No.20546001
    god damn we lost a good man
    without him i don't know where we would be
    god bless Dennis Ritchie may you rest in peace
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:17 No.20546007
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    http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/
    http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/primevalC.html
    http://cm.bell-labs.com/cm/cs/who/dmr/picture.html

    I'll try to render this and post a PDF so you can all read it.
    http://plan9.bell-labs.com/7thEdMan/vol2/ctour.bun
    >> Flail !f45qF.lXD6 10/12/11(Wed)22:17 No.20546014
    I love how when Johnson hangs out in a thread you can be sure by 100 posts he's got about 5 anons bashing him down for being a retard lol
    lrn2brain johnson
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:17 No.20546022
    steve jawbs, nevar forket
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:18 No.20546031
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    Even Chloe is sad about this one ;___;

    twitter.com/#!/ChloeGMoretz/status/124286905331367936
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:18 No.20546033
    Sticky.

    Loved The C Programming Language

    And I mean both the book and the language.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:18 No.20546035
    Fuck you mods.

    Fuck you.

    Why is it that everytime you fuckers end up doing the exact opposite of what is expected? You let loli threads run around, you ban people at random, and you apparently will only sticky anything about Jobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:19 No.20546038
    We give fucking Steve Jobs a sticky thread, and not DENNIS FUCKING RITCHIE?!?!?

    >all of my faces
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:19 No.20546043
    >>20545997
    The news went public a bit more than half an hout ago, don't be dumb.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:19 No.20546046
    >Change the world of computing forever
    >lol whos that
    >> bleedingedge !!OBNkFn9BVXZ 10/12/11(Wed)22:19 No.20546051
    >>20545961
    This!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:19 No.20546053
    >>20546035
    I'm pretty sure the mod of this board is simply a mod of another board and doesn't know anything about technology.

    remember when falcon's "guide" was stickied?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:20 No.20546055
    >>20544876
    Who is this guy? Is this a tripfags dad or something?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:20 No.20546056
    I wish I remember this stuff better, anyway...

    const unsigned long long int *myheart = &ritchie;
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:20 No.20546066
    >>20546043
    You can write a short article or put up a small web page in 10 minutes.

    They did it for that Jobs asshole.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546069
    >>20546056

    Hello Nef.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546072
    RIP in piece. Da truest nigga there was. Fuck steve jobs. dmr I sees you at the perly gates.
    ......__________________
    ...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
    .....), ---.(_(__) /
    ....// (..) ), ----"
    ...//___//
    ..//___//
    WE TRUE HOMIES
    WE RIDE TOGETHER
    WE DIE TOGETHER
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546079
    did not know much about dennis ritchie but since he contributed to c and unix i respect the man
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546084
    >>20546056
    Your heart points to Ritchie?

    Fuck that noise, your heart should CONTAIN Ritchie, save some space on heap for him, he deserves it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546087
    >>20546066
    jobs was also an attention monger and likely had 90 reporters at his door waiting for him to die.

    ritchie is described as quiet and kept to himself.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546089
    >>20546072
    RIP in piece. Da truest nigga there was. Fuck steve jobs. dmr I sees you at the perly gates.
    ......__________________
    ...../_==o;;;;;;;;______[]
    .....), ---.(_(__) /
    ....// (..) ), ----"
    ...//___//
    ..//___//
    WE TRUE HOMIES
    WE RIDE TOGETHER
    WE DIE TOGETHER

    REPOST THIS IF YOU A TRU NI/g//g/A
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546090
    >>20546066

    That's because Jobs was more important.

    There's no getting around it.

    If this Dennis guy was significant at all, more people would care about his death.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:21 No.20546091
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    MODS STICKY JOBS DEATH

    AND THE DEATH OF THE GUY WHO CONTRIBUTED A FUCKTON TO THE COMPUTING HISTORY IS IGNORED

    I'M MAD AS FUCK
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:22 No.20546103
    IF YOU WERE KILLED TOMORROW, I WOULDN'T GO TO YOUR FUNERAL BECAUSE I'D BE IN JAIL FOR KILLING THE BITCH THAT DID IT. Send this to your true friends including me if you care.
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:22 No.20546106
    Don't be ridiculous. The mods are cunts. Time and time again they troll this shit hole with their flagrant retardation and contempt for us. Fuck this place, fuck it. Fuck you mods and go fuck yourself Voice of Reason you cunt. You all just insist on talking about consumer gadget tripe.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:23 No.20546115
    Sticky this, Steve Jobs was a huge faggot and didn't do shit in comparison for the actual tech.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:23 No.20546118
    >>20546090
    Micheal Jackson's death was one of the most covered in recent history. And all he did was rape kids and release shitty pop songs. I guess your theory doesn't hold up.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:23 No.20546119
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    >>20546090
    >If he was important or significant he would have bee a celebrity

    No.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546129
    Shit, this makes me sad. Sticky please. :(
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546132
    You got your sticky

    you fags can stop crying now

    this Dennis guy can have his 24 hours of fame
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546134
    Thank you mr Abib.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546135
    >>20546118
    Yes, forgot his charity work too.
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546138
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    Postin' in a C and Unix inventor sticky
    >> Th !e.FaLconO6 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546139
    Thank you mods for the sticky.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546140
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    Java master race here.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546141
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    It's a sticky guys.
    >> Siouxsie‮3:‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/12/11(Wed)22:24 No.20546143
    >>20545435
    >>20545481
    >>20545902
    >>20545934
    http://bash.org/?1328
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:25 No.20546145
    posting, sticky, etc.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:25 No.20546152
    >>20546132

    mods confirmed for macfags
    >> advi !!AsrVNDgDHlI 10/12/11(Wed)22:25 No.20546159
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    >> sdm 10/12/11(Wed)22:25 No.20546160
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    Nice, it's a sticky.

    RIP, Dennis, for creating a language superior to all others, especially assembler.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:26 No.20546165
    For once a worthy topic gets a sticky...
    >> Xe !Lga2011kpI 10/12/11(Wed)22:26 No.20546167
    RIP Dennis
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:26 No.20546175
    While mods sticky will they ban Chloefags again?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:26 No.20546177
    Thanks for paving the way for Java, Ritchie.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:26 No.20546179
    Thanks god, mods.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:26 No.20546184
    It's as if a million neckbeards all cried out at once and were suddenly silenced.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:26 No.20546189
    i think it's important to remember that steve jobs' operating system mac os x was built on unix, and this guy was a major contributor to unix
    so pay him some respect!
    dennis ritchie may you rest in peace
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:27 No.20546191
    >>20544876
    YES, time to honor a true visionary! Who ACTUALLY changed the way we use computers today. Although I'm sad he's no longer with us his death only helps reinforce what a fucking overrated piece of fecal matter Jobs was.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:27 No.20546196
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    >>20546177
    ... fuck
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)22:27 No.20546197
    >>20545963

    Turing. Babbage. Ada Lovelace.

    >>20545999

    It's still ambiguous; I was assuming that somebody who had already claimed the first C compiler was self-hosting was also claiming it was on a PDP-7. Not an unfair assumption given that

    >was written on the PDP7.

    is only a fragment of a sentence and would appear to be a follow-up to a previous post.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:27 No.20546198
    Wat? Who?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:28 No.20546209
    >>20546177
    >yfw richie paved the way for everything you're using right now
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:28 No.20546210
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    >>20546198
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:28 No.20546216
    God yes. I may not like you mods in general but this needed to be done. Going to re-read the C programming language this weekend.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:28 No.20546219
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    >> Kinomoto !SAKuRAe7lA 10/12/11(Wed)22:29 No.20546221
    Oh man, this guy was one of my personal heroes. RIP, you glorious son of a bitch.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:29 No.20546226
    Who?

    Wait, that isn't Jobs, I don't give a fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:29 No.20546229
    >>20546209
    That would be tesla tbh.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:29 No.20546231
    >>20546198
    I don't even...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:29 No.20546233
    >>20546216
    Let's do this.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:29 No.20546237
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:29 No.20546239
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    The only thing Dennis Ritchie paved the way to was mediocrity.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:30 No.20546256
    >>20546239
    Says the founder of a mediocre company.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:31 No.20546267
    >mfw /g/ is going to have a sticky every week now

    Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:31 No.20546277
    You're gonna carry that weight.
    [spoiler];_;[/nospoilershere]
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:31 No.20546279
    >>20546132
    But Jobs got a whole fucking week for what practically was raping consumers and dragging down innovation!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:32 No.20546284
    Requesting sticky.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:32 No.20546290
    it figures someone who is actually important to tech and civilization is totally ignored by iPad wielding imbecile journalism majors who only understand how to click to buy
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:32 No.20546292
    Fucking cried ;_;

    May you Rest in peace, TRUE LEGEND!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:32 No.20546295
    >>20546284

    Oh, good! Thanks mods.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:32 No.20546296
    "UNIX is very simple, it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity."

    -Dennis Ritchie, 1941 - 2011
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:32 No.20546299
    >>20546267
    But important people who have contributed to computing don't die every week, do they?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:33 No.20546302
    Thank you Mr Ritchie, the man the save the world from assembly and basic
    >> Siouxsie‮3:‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/12/11(Wed)22:33 No.20546307
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    >mfw mods killed him to create a sticky about it after they realized how bad it was for their image leaving the Steve Sticky up for so long and needed to reclaim some credibility
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:33 No.20546315
    >>20546302
    >assembly
    >bad
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:34 No.20546319
    >>20546290
    If you're a tech company, you can only cater to the masses. Good luck changing the way the masses think.
    Apple did exactly that. Stevie knew people liked things that were unibody and shiny and were willing to pay ludicrous prices for it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:34 No.20546321
    >>20546299
    Lots of people die every week

    Chances of a important person dying every week is high
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:34 No.20546323
    >applying anyone cares
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:34 No.20546329
    Do we really need a sticky thread everytime somebody notable dies?

    Shitty mods.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:34 No.20546333
    Dennis Ritchie has graduated from Harvard University with degrees in physics and applied mathematics and has started began working at the Bell Labs Computing Sciences Research Center and received a Ph.D. from Harvard.
    He is the creator of the C programming language and a key developer of the Unix operating system, and as co-author of the definitive book on C, The C Programming Language
    He is one of the pioneers of modern computing. The C language is still widely used today in application and operating system development

    > printf("Goodbye World");
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:35 No.20546336
    Here's a hilarious little documentary about him. Seek to 5:15. After that, Ken talks about the alligator he kept in his office at Bell Labs.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p-kWw0UTD2A
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:35 No.20546337
    >>20545438
    100% agree
    >hedeservedmore.jpg
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:35 No.20546339
    >>20546333
    >printf
    >not puts
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:35 No.20546342
    >>20546321
    As the generation born in the 40s and 50s begins to age, there is a higher likelihood of people who were in on the ground floor of modern computing to die.
    >> !GXTXNViDiA!!gAS144lrE3w 10/12/11(Wed)22:36 No.20546349
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    Hiya/g/...

    Today is a very sad day... Oh well.
    >> sage sage 10/12/11(Wed)22:37 No.20546354
    reported
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:37 No.20546369
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    >Some inconsequential fag dies and you guys want sticky.

    Steve job dies and "See ya fag."
    He was the true visionary.
    >> Siouxsie‮3:‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ 10/12/11(Wed)22:37 No.20546370
    >>20546342
    People are more likely to die as they get older? What the fuck...?
    >> I am a !LOLI/T1zco 10/12/11(Wed)22:37 No.20546371
    >>20546329
    He's notable enough for it to warrant a sticky.
    Just sayin'.

    RIP...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:38 No.20546377
    >>20546354
    >saging a sticky
    >reporting a sticky
    Wait, what?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:38 No.20546380
    >>20546370
    ... what's so hard to understand about that?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:38 No.20546390
    C was replaceable.

    Jobs wasn't.

    Everything we have today, could have just as easily been implemented in Pascal, Ada, or some other language.
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    >>20546390
    >C was replaceable.
    Go choke on a bag full of horse dicks.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:39 No.20546402
    Now that he's dead, it's up to me to be a new pioneer.
    Quantum Computing here I come.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:39 No.20546403
    A Tour Through The Unix C Compiler
    By Dennis M Ritchie
    http://plan9.bell-labs.com/7thEdMan/vol2/ctour.bun
    https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=0B3K0NjuUX2HSNDU4MGZhY
    jMtNzI4Ni00ZWI0LWE0NjEtODdjMGE3NWJjYTE2&hl=en_US

    The accompanying V7 source code is posted earlier in the thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:39 No.20546405
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    >>20546333
    > printf("Goodbye World");
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:39 No.20546406
    >>20546390
    nope.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:39 No.20546407
    >>20546390
    You could that the other way around.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:40 No.20546408
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    im going to miss my old grampy
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:40 No.20546412
    >>20546339
    printf is used in the Hello World equivalent
    >that's the joke
    >> NineBall !!MfGEVG3MAxb 10/12/11(Wed)22:40 No.20546415
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    Calling it now, Steve Balmer is next.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:40 No.20546416
    northkoreanscryingoverdearleader.flv
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:40 No.20546418
    >>20546390

    I hate you.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:40 No.20546419
    He doesn't get a sticky because Steve put a patent on dying.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:41 No.20546432
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    ill miss him, ill never forget the sinclair computer he got me when I was five
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:41 No.20546436
    >>20546370
    Yes, but the point is, after a certain peak, they begin to die more frequently. If you take all Americans born in the 40s and 50s, it isn’t that unlikely that they all I’ve past their 40s with current life expectancy. As you get into their 60s, 70s, 80s many will be dead. Into their 90s, most will be dead. Into their 100s, nearly all will be dead. By about 2050, there won’t be but a small few left who were involved in computer science and computer industry.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:41 No.20546439
    >>20546390
    Why wasn't Jobs replaceable again?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:41 No.20546440
    >>20546390
    >Everything runs slower
    >meanwhile, without jobs, computers remain business/science/hobbyist machines, which barely affects /g/ (thinkpads and computers that might as well be built for protein folding) and takes ipads out of the hands of thousands who only use them to go on facebook and play games
    >facebook never existed in the first place
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:41 No.20546444
    >>20546401
    Why does this post make me laugh so much?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:41 No.20546447
    RIP Sir! You will among the kings of Science and Technology. :(
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:42 No.20546454
    >>20546440
    >Everything runs slower

    What?
    >> NOXOiD !PS5N2tq19o 10/12/11(Wed)22:43 No.20546457
    R.I.P. you have helped technology more than jobs ever could
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:43 No.20546458
    >>20546390
    >Everything we have today, could have just as easily been implemented in Pascal

    http://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&q=cache:B7KaQfWnXHAJ:vmg.pp.ua/books/%25D0%259A%25D0%25BE%25D0
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    520Pascal%2520is%2520not%2520my%2520favorite%2520programming%2520language.1981.pdf+why+pascal+is+not
    +my+favourite+programming+language&hl=en&gl=us&pid=bl&srcid=ADGEESgssR6r1PBbz8JKuvWA
    ZUaK2NrCwxn1KhTToJkSSo3egxdEhQC8-JvKiy4hAEjMYA49Z1CEH6addwnwDrdFNN_SvgigZ-VHLe8_8ugzhXMHq6NUQZVp788B
    nKuSaCMfbkEwwUr7&sig=AHIEtbS1cJJgq4jvgEd7BwQt7L5Aj8VUnQ
    http://vmg.pp.ua/books/%D0%9A%D0%BE%D0%BF%D1%8C%D1%8E%D1%82%D0%B5%D1%80%D1%8B%D0%98%D1%81%D0%B5%D1%8
    2%D0%B8/_%D0%98%D0%A5%D0%A2%D0%98%D0%9A31G/single/Kernigan%20B.W.Why%20Pascal%20is%20not%20my%20favo
    rite%20programming%20language.1981.pdf
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:43 No.20546459
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    A great loss.
    A sad day indeed.
    He will be missed.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:43 No.20546465
    >>20546439
    Because there are very few people who go into computer industry who cultivate fine taste.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:44 No.20546469
    >>20546454
    C and it's non-retarded kids are pretty fast
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:44 No.20546472
    Fuck, Steve Jobs, then AMD, and now Dennis Ritchie.

    It's over, everyone is finished.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:44 No.20546477
    >>20545129
    >died 3 days ago
    >Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie (September 9, 1941 - October 12th, 2011)
    >October 12th

    Today:
    >October 13th

    Okay, anon.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:45 No.20546479
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    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:46 No.20546498
    oh god i remember reading k & r
    this is so sad to lose ritchie
    he was a pioneer, a true technologist
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:46 No.20546500
    >>20546477
    >implying that it isn't the 12th still in the USA, the same timezone he was in
    Still 3 days ago
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:47 No.20546504
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    >>20546323
    >applying
    >mfw
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:47 No.20546507
    y u no sticky?
    >> DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU 10/12/11(Wed)22:47 No.20546510
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    posting again because dmr was so amazing
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:48 No.20546517
    >>20546500
    Time difference around the globe is less than 24 hours.
    Have you read Around the World in 80 Days?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:48 No.20546521
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    >>20546510
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:48 No.20546523
    OH GOD THERE WERE OVER 1000 POSTS IN THE STEVE JOBS THREAD THIS LONG AFTER HIS DEATH WAS ANNOUNCED AND THERE ARE LESS THAN 300 IN THIS THREAD
    WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS WORLD?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:48 No.20546526
    Dennis Ritchie was the Steve Jobs of his time, a true American hero.

    RIP.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:49 No.20546531
    Is the the R in K&R?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:49 No.20546533
    >>20546523
    Other boards came over for the jobs thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:49 No.20546534
    >>20546523
    Most people were arguing about jobs' credibility there you know.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:49 No.20546539
    >>20546523
    4chan, and /g/ for that matter is full of children and hipsters. A sad truth it would seem.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:50 No.20546545
    toasting
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:50 No.20546546
    >>20546531
    yes
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:50 No.20546548
    >>20546440

    That's funny, because DMR made a programming language for consumers

    The military and most people that matter use ADA.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:50 No.20546553
    R.I.P.

    The Programming King
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:50 No.20546555
    >>20546523
    This might has something to do with the fact that a few people didn't search his name upon seeing it.
    >> 4channer-san !!+O9jADykKGJ 10/12/11(Wed)22:50 No.20546556
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    >>20545747
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:51 No.20546565
    >>20546523
    People from other boards came. We also spammed the shit out it with anti-apple imagemacros, of course where was going to be a lot of posts.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:51 No.20546575
    I've always heard that celebrity deaths come in threes. I wonder if /g/-related deaths are the same way?

    WHO IS THE NEXT TO DIE?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:51 No.20546576
    >>20546565
    of course there were gong to be a lot of posts**
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:52 No.20546580
    >>20546575
    They do, AMD died today.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:52 No.20546584
    >>20546575

    some celeb died this past week as well, forgot which one though
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:52 No.20546586
    >>20546575
    AMD was the second bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:52 No.20546588
    This guy was so big, all my mallocs return null
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:52 No.20546589
    >>20546575
    AMD CEO.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:53 No.20546599
    R.I.P Dennis. I did not know you, but I was one of the billions who have benefited from your work all of my life.

    Thank you for not making it proprietary.
    Thank you for not patenting it in a greedy manner.
    Thank you for not throwing lawsuits around when C++ was created.

    And most of all, thank you for paving the way for our modern computer society. It could not have been done without you.
    May Athena guide your path, my friend.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:53 No.20546609
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    delete this shit

    the REAL /g/ is still mourning Steve Jobs
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:53 No.20546611
    >>20546523
    /g/ was rapid fire trolling on Jobs' death
    /g/ right now is too busy crying to post
    >> !Hu6tDS8lls 10/12/11(Wed)22:54 No.20546620
    *manly tears*
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:54 No.20546630
    >>20546599
    Makes me wonder if C was patented.. would java exist?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:55 No.20546633
    char *this = &>>20546599;
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:55 No.20546634
    >>20546575
    AMD did yesterday bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:55 No.20546637
    >>20546609
    >REAL /g/
    Why don't you go back there, this /g/ doesn't need your kind.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:55 No.20546643
    Holy living fuck. Now THIS is something to be sad about.

    Sadly NO FUCKING ONE IN THE GODDAMN WORLD will give a shit because he actually did things and created the world of computing as we know it, unlike Jobs who basically did smoke and mirrors bullshit to get people hooked on his overpriced pieces of garbage.

    RIP, Mr. Ritchie. You are my fucking hero, and if I wasn't an atheist I would hope that you could wave to Jobs in Hell from your wonderful view in heaven.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:55 No.20546646
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    >>20546599

    C was patented by bell labs

    Unix was also proprietary

    There were no lawsuits with C++, because C++ was also developed at bell labs

    Learn your history shithead
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:56 No.20546657
    >>20546599
    > Athena
    He was Christian.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:56 No.20546659
    You have to be genius to work at Bell Labs?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:56 No.20546660
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    >>20546336
    Here are some caps from the documentary.
    1/2
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:57 No.20546667
    >He died the weekend of the 8th Oct 2011. As per Rob Pike's report @ https://plus.google.com/u/0/101960720994009339267/posts/ENuEDDYfvKP?hl=en
    >> Look at my massive !JohnsonY5g 10/12/11(Wed)22:57 No.20546668
    >>20546630

    Patents expire after 20 years.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:57 No.20546669
    >>20546637
    Ignore. The. Trolls.
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    >>20546660
    2/2
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:57 No.20546675
    >>20546646
    That's why Bell Labs is called OPEN GROUP today?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:58 No.20546682
    Going to have a toast to Mr. Ritchie at work tomorrow.
    We are all fans of his work, and he will be dearly missed.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:58 No.20546689
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    goodbye ;__;
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:58 No.20546694
    >>20546675

    You must not remember the lawsuit shitstorm with Unix
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:59 No.20546702
    >/g/ never heard of this guy until today
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:59 No.20546716
    RIP Dennis Ritchie, the true visionary and contributor!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)22:59 No.20546719
    >>20546657
    The goddess of wisdom > Jesus/God.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:00 No.20546722
    >>20546702
    >>20546702
    >>20546702
    I heard of his programming book, but didn't think he was a big deal until today
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:00 No.20546726
    >>20546702
    It's just you, faggot
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:00 No.20546730
    >>20546702
    OMG THAT'S NOT TRUE YOU HIPSTER FUCKER I READ K & R YOU FUCKER
    SAY THAT TO MY FACE NOT ONLINE AND SEE WHAT HAPPENS
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:00 No.20546732
    >>20546702
    >The C Programming Language
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:01 No.20546738
    posting in a sad sticky
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:01 No.20546745
    Who gives a fuck about this faggot? C is a shitty language anyways. There was better languages before this, and if you ask me he just took up would-be valuable programmers with this shitty language. People should learn a real language like Cocoa.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:01 No.20546749
    >>20546745
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:02 No.20546753
    >>20546745
    >the hipster programmer
    >yfw he is totally unsuccessful
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:03 No.20546771
    Java programmer here. I've been programming in java for... 5 years now? Wow. Time passes by quickly.
    I respect this man so much for building a lot of C, as so many advanced languages were inspired by the language.Java probably wouldn't be around without this man, as java was inspired by high level C programming.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:03 No.20546775
    >>20546745
    >should learn a language written in a language written in C
    Just get rid of the two middlemen.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:04 No.20546776
    >>20546753
    Funny part is I'm rich, just because you're poor and I'm right you shouldn't be jealous.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:04 No.20546798
    >>20546776
    Funny thing is I'm Linus Torvalds, just because you're not a worthy member of society and I'm right you shouldn't be jealous
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:04 No.20546800
    FUCKING GODDAMN SHIT nothing on my local news FUCKERCOCKS
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:05 No.20546810
    >>20546776
    Oh yeah? And I own my half of Hawaii, and fuck bitches all night long
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:05 No.20546813
    Where is that indian reporter guy? Surely he would report this.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:05 No.20546816
    >>20546798
    Well that's funny because I'm Bill Gates. You only wish you were as successful as I am.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:06 No.20546823
    >>20546798
    >Linus Torvalds
    >worthy member of society

    lol
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:06 No.20546825
    >>20546816
    Except I am. You just have more money.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:06 No.20546829
    Dennis was a good programmer, and a good man. He was one of us. He was a man who loved unix... and programming, and as a hacker he developed C and the Unix, from 1969 to 1973 and... up to... 2011. He died, like so many young men of his generation, he died before his time. In your wisdom, Lord, you took him, as you took so many bright flowering young men at Khe Sanh, at Langdok, at Hill 364. These young men gave their lives. And so would Dennis. Dennis, who loved programming. And so, Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie, in accordance with what we think your dying wishes might well have been, we commit your final mortal remains to the bosom of the Pacific Ocean, which you loved so well.

    Good night, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:06 No.20546837
    >>20546825
    >2011
    >Thinking money != success
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:07 No.20546846
    >>20546837
    That's exactly what I said.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:07 No.20546849
    >>20546825
    >You just have more money.
    LOLOLOLOLOLO LOOK AT THE POORFAG, HURRRRR
    >> !/Ab.HaEROE 10/12/11(Wed)23:08 No.20546877
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    I honestly hope to any god out there that this thread is full of trolls. Modern computing was founded and built on C and UNIX, and Ritchie even worked on the earlier MULTICS system. Jobs is a figurehead for Woz' work. Ritchie was, in great part, indirectly responsible for almost all computing you use today. And don't start a fucking language war unless you understand how many of your favourite languages have been based on C.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:09 No.20546889
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    >steve jobs
    >invents personal computers
    >/g/ celebrates his death

    >dennis ritchie
    >invents a language and OS that got replaced by Windows
    >/g/ mourns
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:09 No.20546890
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    >>20546771
    True for a ton of languages. This should have been posted already

    The O'Reilly poster is great as well
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:10 No.20546914
    >>20546889
    >invents personal computers
    0/10
    Try harder
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:10 No.20546919
    >>20546889
    >invents personal computer
    Lol
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:10 No.20546923
    thanks for sticking
    >> Turtle !u2Z/lwAx9Q 10/12/11(Wed)23:11 No.20546924
    R.I.P you old man, you did more for the world of computers than steve jobs did. I have complete respect for him
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:11 No.20546934
    >>20546889
    >invents a language and OS that got replaced by windows before most of /g/ was born

    Fixed that for you.

    These kids don't even know what they're defending.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:12 No.20546943
    This is lame... I'm gonna pipe some files to /dev/null for my homies
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:13 No.20546957
    THAT STICKY BETTER BE THERE FOR 4 DAYS OR I'LL PUNCH YOUR UNBORN BABIES
    >> NOKO NOW !7HAMu23nPc 10/12/11(Wed)23:13 No.20546959
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    If this thread gets more replies than the Steve jobs sticky.. Ill actually contribute to /g/.

    good luck guys.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:13 No.20546967
    This is a truly sad day.
    A sad, sad day /g/.

    He was basically the father of modern computing systems when you think about it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:13 No.20546969
    >>20546924
    he should be on apple.com right now
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:14 No.20546980
    >>20546943
    cat * > /dev/null
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:14 No.20546983
    >>20546934

    >doesn't work in the IT field
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:15 No.20546992
    HE WAS THE GOAT

    I'LL READ K&R ONE MORE TIME FOR YOU
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:15 No.20546997
    >>20546934
    Please, please be trolling.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:15 No.20547003
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_Medal_of_Technology

    >yfw Jobs and Woz received their medal "For their development and introduction of the personal computer…" in 1985. and Ritchie only got his medal in 1988

    in other words, Jobs > Ritchie. deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:16 No.20547011
    >>20546997
    of course he is, look at the image he attached
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:16 No.20547017
    >>20546997

    Sadly, probably not.
    This is /g/
    16 year old hipsters carrying their macbooks to starbucks, programming on ruby, and thinking they know shit about anything.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:16 No.20547018
    did google change their page for him?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:16 No.20547021
    >>20547003
    Ritchie got his medal in 1998 I mean

    still though. deal with it.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:17 No.20547027
    >>20547003
    Turing Award > National Medal of Technology
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:18 No.20547049
    >>20547003
    in 1 year apple will be in decline, in 2 it will be dead

    in 20 years C and *NIX will still be used and most OSs and programming languages will still be based on them
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:18 No.20547050
    >>09/09/1941 - 10/09/2011
    >>RIP Dennis Ritchie.

    rip
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:18 No.20547051
    >>20547027
    Turing is for nerds.
    Get a life loser XD.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:18 No.20547054
    Oh I get it.

    All the butthurt macfags are now trying to make fun of Dennis, even thought they wouldnt even be sitting in front of a computer if ti wasn't for him.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:18 No.20547056
    >>20544876
    trick ass wigga
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:19 No.20547067
    >>20547051
    Are you even trying?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:19 No.20547068
    What is OSX based on again?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:19 No.20547070
    http://cm.bell-labs.com/who/dmr/

    Oh god what's going to happen to this?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:20 No.20547075
    >>20547068
    Steve Jobs
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:20 No.20547081
    >>20547051
    Too obvious
    >> Viper !!Tfo0gfwMeVU 10/12/11(Wed)23:20 No.20547088
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    Enough with the fucking bullshit

    You guys know what? Fuck you.

    If Dennis Ritchie saw any of your fucking desktops with anime and Ubuntu bloat disgracing what he once called Unix he'd probably have a heart attack on the spot

    Do the world a favor, and stop disgracing his memory by using an OS that you have no business with.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:21 No.20547095
    >>20547088
    lol
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:21 No.20547107
    >>20547088
    we all know you're not viper, he's already been tucked in for the night
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:22 No.20547110
    >>20547088

    >implying he didn't
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:22 No.20547117
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    Posting obligatory K&R.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:23 No.20547132
    >>20547088
    Actually I'm pretty sure he'd feel proud that the linux, a homebrew unix clone and the best free operating system available, is written almost entirely in the language he made.

    >Shit, I made an awesome programming language
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:23 No.20547134
    >>20547088
    I run Windows but I still recognize this man as the father of modern computing systems.
    Without him, virtually everything I use wouldn't exist, at least not in the same way it does now.
    >> Viper !!Tfo0gfwMeVU 10/12/11(Wed)23:23 No.20547140
    >>20547107

    Fuck you faggot I'm not in the mood for bullshit right now.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:23 No.20547141
    >>20547117
    don't tell me it's a porn dump censored with code.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:23 No.20547142
    >>20547070
    Nothing. He left Bell Labs ages ago, and it's still up. They're not going to take it down now that he died. Besides, there are plenty of mirrors.
    >implying Geoff has time to waste fucking around with the web server
    >> meh 10/12/11(Wed)23:24 No.20547148
    >>20547068
    Oh wait...
    Unix
    >>20547088
    This. Why the fuck do you have so many fat weeabo linux users? They aren't real programmers. If you want to program, pick up a programming language!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:24 No.20547150
    RIP to the guy who made the only language I can stand.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:24 No.20547153
    >>20547117
    Richie is so kawaii
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:24 No.20547158
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    FILE *fp;
    if (fp = fopen("peace", "w"))
    {
    fprintf(fp, "rest");
    fclose(fp);
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:25 No.20547175
    >>20547141
    It's K&R, open it in 7zip.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:26 No.20547176
    There's no malloc big enough
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:26 No.20547182
    >>20547148
    >Ignoring all the programmers on /g/ that post ponies and anime while sharing their projects and arguing over languages

    Nevermind, you say "fat weeaboo" because of a wallpaper. You're obviously not too bright.
    >> Viper !!Tfo0gfwMeVU 10/12/11(Wed)23:27 No.20547204
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    >>20547132

    I don't have a problem with Linux

    I have a problem with fat and illiterate weeaboo neck beards taking a good OS and butchering it
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:28 No.20547207
    >>20547204
    i cut for you
    >> BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF 10/12/11(Wed)23:28 No.20547210
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    Good night, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:29 No.20547225
    >>20547204
    So you hate people liking things you don't like?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:29 No.20547226
    >>20547182
    but liking something for dumb nerds makes you a no-life blob covered in cheetos, just look at that kid in the back of the class with his faggot ass headband

    every kid knows that dude

    everyone
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:29 No.20547230
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    RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:29 No.20547233
    >>20547204
    >Bitching about weeaboos on 4chan
    >2003
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:29 No.20547237
    RIP Dennis MacAlistair Ritchie

    Most people dont even realize the impact he had in te computer world and internet development.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:30 No.20547240
    >>20547204
    this fake viper troll is really going at it
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:30 No.20547242
    >>20547204
    >guy fawkes mask

    >implying you're not butchering a good OS
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:30 No.20547243
    >>20547204
    go back to the hugbox
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:30 No.20547247
    >>20547204

    >I have a problem with fat and illiterate weeaboo neck beards taking a good OS and butchering it

    >using Arghh Linux

    fuck off
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:31 No.20547253
    Salutes.
    >> uglytrucklet !wYfZdfYgSs 10/12/11(Wed)23:31 No.20547254
    damn

    fucking shame this wont make national news.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:32 No.20547267
    >Check Google for news
    >iOS 5 demand issues
    >Blackberry outage
    >Galaxy Tablet banned in Australia
    >Nothing on Ritchie

    Fuck everything.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:33 No.20547281
    >>20547267
    It was just found out at 9:02.
    Tomorrow we will see a flood of this.
    >> Mr. Vile !mathx2UsbM 10/12/11(Wed)23:33 No.20547290
    RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:34 No.20547295
    char g[55];

    char code[] = { 0x90,0x90,0x90 };

    int main(int argc, char **argv)
    {
    strcpy(g,arg[1]);
    strcpy(g, indian(&code));
    }
    >> meh 10/12/11(Wed)23:34 No.20547298
    >>20547182
    >Referring to the script kiddies who use linux and think they're master programmers
    I know many of great programmers who use linux, but generally if you find someone on the internet who is trying to shove linux (or any other OS) down your throat are attempting to be "leet programmers" but truly know nothing.

    Side note: I go to CMU SCS
    >Not too bright, eh?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:34 No.20547299
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    Rip Denise Richards
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:34 No.20547303
    >>20547281
    I don't think so.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:34 No.20547311
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    >>20547267
    Sergio's got the story.
    >> uglytrucklet !wYfZdfYgSs 10/12/11(Wed)23:35 No.20547315
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    well this put a damper on my whole day

    poor bastard

    he didn't deserve a null pointer error.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:35 No.20547317
    So, why has google not designed a custom homepage for this, like they did for jobs? I would think they respected him a fair bit.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:35 No.20547319
    >>20547303
    From various actual tech sites, we will see something.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:35 No.20547326
    RIP :(
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:35 No.20547327
    Who's the pic in OP? Woz?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:35 No.20547330
    >>20547317
    because he's a no-name, nobody cares about guy?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:36 No.20547334
    >>20547317
    They're probably working on it. It hasn't been that long since he died.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:36 No.20547343
    >>20547330

    0/10
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:37 No.20547353
    >>20547317
    I'll be mad if Google does nothing tomorrow...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:38 No.20547367
    >>20547330
    >Today, the founder of modern computing died
    >BUT WHO GIVES A SHIT, GEORGE CLOONEY JACKED OFF ON ANGELINA JOLIE. AGAIN!
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:39 No.20547395
    >>20547367
    no way
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:40 No.20547409
    >>20547317
    Everyone knew it was a matter of weeks for Jobs to die so I guess they were practically waiting for it. I don't think they have a set policy on what to do when somebody dies and when
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:42 No.20547434
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    I always have mine handy. It's probably my favourite CS book.

    RIP
    >> Bathroom Humor !!gOloxwt0h/C 10/12/11(Wed)23:42 No.20547436
    SO JOBS JUST HAD TO TAKE SOMEONE WITH HIM.
    It's kinda like when MJ and Billy Mays died.
    I was much more upset about Billy Mays.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:43 No.20547444
    We shared the same birthday...*sniff*...thanks for being awesome. rip dmr
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:43 No.20547452
    >>20547436
    >that feel when Billy Mays death was overshadowed
    I was so upset...
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:43 No.20547454
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    >See link about death on HN.
    >"I wonder if /g/ even cares?"
    >People arguing and yelling that it should be a sticky.
    >Agree it deserves it, leave for an hour.
    >Come back to a glorious sticky.
    MODS = GODS
    (just not as much of a god as dmr)
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.20547459
    >>20547444
    You will die on the same day.
    >> Kinomoto !SAKuRAe7lA 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.20547460
    >>20547436
    Yin and yang, my friend. If such a self-serving, egotistical asshole as Jobs dies, someone who actually contributes to the world as much as he didn't must also die.
    >> BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF 10/12/11(Wed)23:44 No.20547462
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    >>20547436
    >>20547409
    Just remember: celebrities/influential figures die in threes!

    Can it be Ballmer's turn next?
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:45 No.20547481
    >>20547454

    hacker news is shit for faggots

    real fucking hackers should do something about them
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:45 No.20547497
    >>20547462
    They never died. Stallman simply absorbed them, slowly acquiring their abilities to spread GNU across the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:47 No.20547531
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    >>20547462
    I hope this fag is next. Toejam eaters who sell shit operating systems need to die
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.20547541
    >>20547481
    As best I see it, they're like Slashdot, but they have jobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.20547544
    >>20547531

    >butthurt at it's finest
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:48 No.20547552
    >>20547531

    >Toejam eaters who sell shit operating systems need to die

    B-but Jobs is already dead...
    >> meh 10/12/11(Wed)23:51 No.20547592
    >>20547552
    this.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:53 No.20547610
    >>20547462
    >Can it be Ballmer's turn next?
    As much as I will be delighted to see the world without that scumbag, he is not in the same league as either Jobs or Ritchie.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:53 No.20547612
    RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.20547621
    >>20547552
    >jobs
    >toejam eater

    >>20547610
    This. I can't see him dying soon.
    >> Bathroom Humor !!gOloxwt0h/C 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.20547624
    >>20547462
    Honestly, it would only be doing MS a favor. But, it would be something to see happen.
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)23:54 No.20547626
    >>20547610
    Celebrities/figureheads die in 3's, everyone knows that. Balmer, Ritchie, and Jobs dead? That paves the way for a new face of technology. Perfect.

    Shame Dennis had to be the second, though. Poor guy, he deserved better.
    >> apathy-kun !lime/JqFDQ 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.20547644
    >>20547626
    It's not Balmer. AMD died yesterday.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.20547645
    >>20547541
    >but they have Jobs
    fixed
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:56 No.20547649
    This is a sad, sad day.
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:57 No.20547653
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    >>20547621
    Indeed. He's so fat, you might say he's [spoiler]too big to fail.[/spoiler]
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:58 No.20547671
    R.I.P. Dennis. I will always remember you and your work.

    Inb4 stallman public statements
    >> ‮muirtty ‭‪‮‪‫‪‮‪‪‬‬‬‬‬‬‬ !tycLiefh42 10/12/11(Wed)23:58 No.20547673
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    >>20547644
    BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    >> Anonymous 10/12/11(Wed)23:59 No.20547690
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    >>20547653
    Actually he's probably going to die of cardiac arrest while screaming about windows 8 developers.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:00 No.20547703
    GNU/RMS is next.

    Dies of toenail fungus.
    >> imsorryiaccidentallyuourGPU !OEMPoniVHs 10/13/11(Thu)00:01 No.20547710
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    >>20547653
    spoilering doesn't work here, silly filly.
    >> Father Longcat !ETbPA6ujp2 10/13/11(Thu)00:01 No.20547712
    >>20547690
    DID SOMEBODY SAY DEVELOPHURRS?
    >>20547644
    I'm laughing because I waited 4 months for that shit, and scolded myself when I bought it, thinking it might have been impulsive.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.20547716
    >>20547703
    >yfw his soul is free and open source, but can't be released until his death for mortality reasons
    >as soon as RMS dies he'll be reincarnated several times with some programmers forking the RMS project in an attempt to make something less hairy
    >> Bathroom Humor !!gOloxwt0h/C 10/13/11(Thu)00:02 No.20547722
    >>20547644
    Bulldozer certainly did.
    I mean, what were they aiming for with that? They seemed to have really missed their mark.

    (Please don't derail the thread on that note, I just find this screw up really interesting.)
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.20547745
    >>20547722
    >Derail a sticky thread into an AMD thread
    Oh god that would be hilarious, especially because some people were asking for a sticky for the NDA being lifted.
    >> BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF 10/13/11(Thu)00:04 No.20547748
    Actually guys, since Ralph Steinman already died, I think our three are already covered.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:05 No.20547761
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    >>20547748
    >Ralph Steinman
    >Steinman
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:06 No.20547765
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:08 No.20547793
    You have worked hard and long enough and it is time for your hard earned rest.

    Thank you
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:11 No.20547834
    >>20546349
    Get the fuck out of here you cancerous fucking faggot
    >> Anontymous6666 !!cetjurQwPBr 10/13/11(Thu)00:14 No.20547850
    Obi-Wan Kenobi invented C? Wow that guy was multi-talented.
    >> BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF 10/13/11(Thu)00:14 No.20547851
    >>20547761
    His initials happen to be RMS. Coincidence? I think not.

    http://www.nobelprize.org/nobel_prizes/medicine/laureates/2011/steinman.html
    He didn't get to hear his award announced.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:15 No.20547855
    >>20547671
    >Inb4 stallman public statements

    I don't think, rms has anything negative to say about him. Both GNU and Linux have a goal of making "better Unix than Unix", and one of the most significant Stallman's works is GCC.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:17 No.20547883
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    Killing the competition

    http://nopenotdead.ytmnd.com/
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.20547885
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    >"His pointer has been cast to void *; his process has terminated with exit code 0."

    HUEUEHEUHEUHEUEHEUHE
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.20547888
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    WOAH THIS IS REAL.

    RIP to one of the fathers of C and UNIX,

    I was quite sad for Steve Jobs, but I find it even sadder that Ritchie will not get the same attention in the media as Jobs.

    A true geek hero.

    The modern face of computing owes it all to this man and his colleagues. Most of Jobs' successful modern products were made with Unix. And Apple's current "official" dev language is a spin off of C.

    At least he had a longer run than Steve.

    >Pic related. A prayer for Ritchie.

    I'll read K&R in his memory!
    >> Mochizuki !9551666076 10/13/11(Thu)00:18 No.20547893
    >>20545178
    If you can trick people into thinking you're smart and awesome, then aren't you really?

    Rest in peace Dennis, it is a truly sad week for technology and I am appalled that you guys turned the loss of someone great into the hate of someone not-so.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:23 No.20547945
    Did anyone make the fake troll pic about him yet?

    Like the one about "Steve Jobs, inventor of facebook, dies!"
    But it's really Gates, plus a twitter logo?

    am I the first to ask this?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:24 No.20547959
    >>20544876
    holy freaking crap, posting in a sticky!
    >> bleedingedge !!OBNkFn9BVXZ 10/13/11(Thu)00:24 No.20547964
    >>20547945
    I believe so. Go for it lad!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:26 No.20547979
    Did anyone send stallman an email for his opinion yet?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:28 No.20548004
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    >>20547979
    Stallman probably despises Ritchie too, for helping create the evil proprietary systems he was working to replace.

    Come to think of it, Stallman probably doesn't like anyone, except for fellow FSF / GNUtards.
    >> bleedingedge !!OBNkFn9BVXZ 10/13/11(Thu)00:29 No.20548019
    >>20547979
    I did! I'll be awaiting his response.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:30 No.20548036
    Holy shit.

    Rest in peace. It's a fucking shame this guy is going to get no media recognition.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.20548038
    >>20547964
    I'm making this, but I can't decide who the fake person should be. ie the jobs pic had gates, who should dr be replaced by? rms? ken thompson? alan turing?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:31 No.20548049
    >>20548038
    some skank ass nigger or something
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:32 No.20548061
    >>20548038
    RIP Richard Stallman

    Creator of Minix
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:33 No.20548077
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.20548079
    >>20548061
    >>20548038
    >>20547964

    Take your shit to >>>/b/


    RIP Dennis.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:34 No.20548090
    >>20548079
    take your butthurt to >>>/pony/
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.20548093
    This fucker gets a sticky? I mean, I don't like steve jobs at ALL, but at least his sticky was justified. Now what? A sticky for every nobody in computing history when they die?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.20548097
    bump. RIP Dennis Ritchie
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.20548099
    >>20548090

    Summer is early this year.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.20548105
    >>20548093
    Steve Jobs was a nobody.

    This guy only fucking developed one of the most widely used programming languages in the world.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.20548106
    >>20548093
    0/10
    >> bleedingedge !!OBNkFn9BVXZ 10/13/11(Thu)00:35 No.20548107
    >>20548093
    >every nobody
    >nobody
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:36 No.20548113
    well shit

    steve blowjobs pass away, news news everywhere

    father of C pass away, not a peep

    fuck this gay earth
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.20548138
    >>20548107
    >>nobody

    To be fair,

    $ egrep ^nobody: /etc/passwd
    nobody:x:65534:65534:nobody:/:/bin/false
    >> op 10/13/11(Thu)00:38 No.20548139
    RIP dude, tell jobs he's an aspie fuckhead for me.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:39 No.20548149
    >>20548139
    >implying Ritchie went to hell
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:39 No.20548152
    >>20548093
    >hurr durr what's c and eunuchs??? xD ok goin back to my battlestation thread now
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.20548171
    who the fuck is this

    some steve jobs rip-off it seems
    >> op 10/13/11(Thu)00:41 No.20548175
    >>20548149
    >implying there is such a thing
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.20548179
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    Goodnight sweet prince, and may a choir of a thousand angles sing thee to thy rest.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:42 No.20548193
    >>20548179
    He's prolly deaf from all the buckling springs
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:44 No.20548210
    Dude.
    This guy has done so much for technology.
    He actually deserves to be remembered.
    And the sad part is no one will recognize him.
    >> BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF 10/13/11(Thu)00:45 No.20548224
    >>20547979
    Indeed I have.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:46 No.20548241
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    Well

    At least a bunch of 14 year old's on an anime site remember Dennis

    It's better than nothing
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:47 No.20548267
    I'm making it a point to email every person I know. If jobs gets a bigger send off than dmr the world sucks and we've failed.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.20548269
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    >>20548241

    >saging a sticky
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:48 No.20548274
    >>20548241
    >saging with an image in a sticky
    >> Shomer Shabbos Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.20548292
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    >>20546829
    >>20547117
    Barukh atah Adonai Eloheinu melekh ha'olam, dayan ha-emet.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.20548293
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    >>20548210
    >And the sad part is no one will recognize him.
    That right there makes me tear up. It's sad enough knowing we lost someone who's contributed so much to the progress of computer technology, but then thinking about how no one outside our little tech communities will even know or care just puts me over the fucking top.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.20548294
    >>20548274
    who are you quoting?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.20548295
    >>20548241
    >having a pic of a jackass for 229 days

    ishygddt
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:50 No.20548299
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    >>20548274
    image doesn't cancel sage
    but yeah
    >saging sticky
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:51 No.20548308
    Now THIS is someone who "changed our world".
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:53 No.20548333
    1. Steve Jobs
    2. Dennis Ritchie

    Who's going to be #3?

    (fuck what you mad children think of Jobs)
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:54 No.20548345
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    >>20548333
    >who's going to be 3
    >333
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.20548353
    >>20548333
    Richard Stallman, please God
    >> FAGGATRON_3000 !!PEF7BVl3fW0 10/13/11(Thu)00:55 No.20548358
    An actual computer scientist.

    RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:56 No.20548365
    The reason why we have Steve Jobs glorified while the more humble innovators are not as celebrated is largely due to Apple and their marketing.
    Apple's marketing IS revolutionary, but it shifted the focus from a collective innovation to consumerism- shifting things to be more self centered. Steve Jobs, who is not humble nor a great innovator, is thus put at the top and deemed important in this age; while all of the extremely intelligent and humble innovators fade into the background. I've never liked apple because of this.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.20548392
    Bill Gates is next.
    Dies in a car accident.
    In approximately 1 week.
    You heard it here first.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:57 No.20548394
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    >>20548295
    >>having a pic of a jackass for 229 days
    Hey, you're right.
    >[herp@derp ~]$ echo $(((`date +%s` - 1298625080)/(60 * 60 * 24)))
    >229
    >mfw Unix time
    >mfw we lost the man who gave us Unix time
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:58 No.20548398
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    >See on /g/ that Dennis Ritchie died.
    >Oh, it's ok, it's just /g/, he's not dead.
    >That sinking feel when I notice the pushpin denoting a sticky...
    >Mfw.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:58 No.20548403
    >>20548365
    >>20548365

    thx for summarising the situation brah, none of us could have arrived at this conclusion with out humble brain.
    >> White Guy !honkyiUU3o 10/13/11(Thu)00:58 No.20548406
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    I bet he got infected with a computer virus.

    HURR HURR HURR DURRRRRRR
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:59 No.20548413
    >>20548292
    Shalom! Getting ready for Simchat Torah and Sukkot?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)00:59 No.20548419
    >>20548398
    >>20548398

    >mfw i see one respond on the fron page
    >mfw i know its a sticky
    >mfw you are derp
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:01 No.20548435
    >>20548398

    anime was everything dennis ritchie stood against

    why do you care?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:01 No.20548436
    He's like the computer world's Mother Teresa, having a death eclipsed by the fallout of a more famous death just before him.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:01 No.20548438
    >>20548365
    Steve Job's way of hyping and selling overpriced shit to the masses, and making people want things they didn't before he introduced his own brand of long existing products was nothing short of innovative marketing.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:01 No.20548442
    I think maybe Dennis was one of those men that worked quietly in the background. He probably didn't want media coverage, just a peaceful death and funeral that his family friends and work colleagues could attend. That said, mad respect to this guy. I didn't even know about him till today and I'm angry at myself for not knowing. I have ingrained that face into my mind, I will never forget. RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:02 No.20548450
    Jobs was a fag. -Dennis Ritchie
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:04 No.20548474
    I never even heard of him

    although he probably did something for technology
    doubt he'll ever top JOBS

    apple 4 life :)
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:04 No.20548481
    I am at a loss of words.

    The world will never miss you enough, Dennis.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:04 No.20548482
    >>20548435

    This.
    >> !!BuIlBNRCpN+ 10/13/11(Thu)01:05 No.20548486
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    >>20548474
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:05 No.20548489
    >>20548474
    7/10
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:06 No.20548498
    "A program is like a nose; sometimes it runs, sometimes it blows, like Steve Jobs. "

    ~ Dennis Ritchie
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:07 No.20548508
    >>20548442
    Programmers in the 80s/90s knew him, he had several books and articles. He was a really nice guy; known for his intelligence and innovations. He never had any of the great media coverage and standing in the spotlight that Jobs had, though.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:08 No.20548516
    >>20548474
    Fairly certain you're trolling, but Jobs wouldn't be worthy to eat this man's shit. Funnily enough, that's metaphorically what he built his company on.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:08 No.20548518
    I think you guys got this wrong

    It's not Apple needed C

    It's that C and Unix needed Apple to endorse them
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:10 No.20548534
    apparently google went back to its normal state
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:11 No.20548544
    >>20548518
    Isn't OSX built from Unix?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:11 No.20548545
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    rip dmr
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:12 No.20548556
    May he rest in peace.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:13 No.20548565
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:16 No.20548587
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    >>20548435
    lolzers - that was just the first image I came across with the proper expression.
    Here, let's try another.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:17 No.20548608
    >>20544876
    true father of the modern era of computing.
    >> DMR RIP: From: dmr@plan9.research.att.com Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:17 No.20548610
    To the contributers to this book:
    I have succumbed to the temptation you offered in your preface: I do write you off as envious malcontents and romantic keepers of memo- ries. The systems you remember so fondly (TOPS-20, ITS, Multics, Lisp Machine, Cedar/Mesa, the Dorado) are not just out to pasture, they are fertilizing it from below.

    Your judgments are not keen, they are intoxicated by metaphor. In the Preface you suffer first from heat, lice, and malnourishment, then become prisoners in a Gulag. In Chapter 1 you are in turn infected by a virus, racked by drug addiction, and addled by puffiness of the genome.

    Yet your prison without coherent design continues to imprison you. How can this be, if it has no strong places? The rational prisoner exploits the weak places, creates order from chaos: instead, collec- tives like the FSF vindicate their jailers by building cells almost com-
    patible with the existing ones, albeit with more features. The journalist with three undergraduate degrees from MIT, the researcher at Microsoft, and the senior scientist at Apple might volunteer a few words about the regulations of the prisons to which they have been transferred.

    Your sense of the possible is in no sense pure: sometimes you want the same thing you have, but wish you had done it yourselves; other times you want something different, but can't seem to get people to use it; sometimes one wonders why you just don't shut up and tell people to buy a PC with Windows or a Mac. No Gulag or lice, just a future whose intellectual tone and interaction style is set by Sonic the Hedgehog. You claim to seek progress, but you succeed mainly in whining.
    Here is my metaphor: your book is a pudding stuffed with apposite observations, many well-conceived. Like excrement, it contains enough undigested nuggets of nutrition to sustain life for some. But it is not a tasty pie: it reeks too much of contempt and of envy.

    Bon appetit!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:19 No.20548623
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:20 No.20548628
    Good night sweet prinCe
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:21 No.20548639
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    RIP
    goodnight sweet prince :'(
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:21 No.20548643
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:22 No.20548650
    rip in piece
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:22 No.20548659
    >>20544876
    UNIX-HATERS handbook?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:23 No.20548665
    >>20548565
    >Arial

    no.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:24 No.20548671
    >>20548610
    >No Gulag or lice, just a future whose intellectual tone and interaction style is set by Sonic the Hedgehog. You claim to seek progress, but you succeed mainly in whining.

    Fucking Prophet foresaw /g/
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:24 No.20548674
    >>20548665
    that's helvetica, fuckwas
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:25 No.20548679
    >>20548610
    That was "Anti-Foreword" to Unix-Haters Handbook", written in 1994.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:25 No.20548680
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    >Article About Steve Jobs Being A Parasitic Piece Of Shit That Never Donated to Charity.

    RIP Mr. D
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:25 No.20548686
    I'm sorry, I'm just tourist griefing. I'm not really into Unix and I kinda like C, but it's definitely not good to hear this.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:26 No.20548690
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    >>20548674
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:27 No.20548694
    >>20548690
    Get rid of the tilde "~" and it's perfect
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:28 No.20548700
    >>20548680
    Neeraj Thakur is the fucking boss
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:28 No.20548703
    >>20548674
    No, sir. If you study the strokes closely, you'd realize that's definitely the abomination that is Arial.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:29 No.20548723
    >>20548703
    look at the big R, that's fucking Helvetica
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:31 No.20548733
    >>20548700
    Also holy shit, I just checked the online editorial's comment section, it's filled with Western consumerist butthurt.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:31 No.20548739
    >>20548518
    everyone fucking used C and still often does, and that's not including it's derivatives.
    unix was already validated serving up most of the internet, and being the basis for android.

    you're a niggerfaggot.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:32 No.20548743
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    >>20548723
    The capital R is the only part of Helvetrica that disturbs me. The odd bell-bottom curve of the leg reminds me of that photograph by Robert Mapplethorpe of a guy in a three-piece suit with his pants unzipped, exposing this huge curving penis. The R is both the penis and the three-piece suit all at once
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:32 No.20548756
    >>20548680
    I like the way it ends. Well done.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:33 No.20548764
    >>20548723
    Just double-checked. That's the big-R from Arial bro.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:34 No.20548767
    >>20548680
    why should he give to charity.
    maybe if the indians had running water and indoor toilets they wouldn't have to beg for anti malaria pills from bill gates.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:35 No.20548780
    >>20548764
    you seriously double checked.
    how fucking stupid are you.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:35 No.20548788
    who?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:37 No.20548811
    >>20544876

    I didn't know this man but it seems that he made the world a better place. Steve Jobs did not.
    >> DMR RIP Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:38 No.20548813
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    He was a slob, did you ever see him eat? Starving children could fill their bellies on the food that ended up on his beard and clothes. Dogs would gather to watch him eat. I never understood gluttony, but i hate it. I hated that about you. He enjoyed disgusting people, being disgusting, the trill of offending people and making them uncomfortable. You will not be missed.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:38 No.20548825
    >>20548680
    There's the other alternative: Bill Gates gained wealth through technological innovation, and he is now trying to solve world sanitation problems (just a month ago I read about a low water use and cheap waste disposal system he invented.)
    What did Jobs try to do with his money before he died? He tried to outwit death by buying another pancreas.
    >> shuttah !!ZnwhHlG/rQB 10/13/11(Thu)01:39 No.20548839
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    RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:39 No.20548841
    >>20548780
    Because memorizing the specific characteristics of each and every individual letter, rather than the general characteristics distinguishing the two typefaces, is borderline-autistic.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:40 No.20548844
    This is the saddest news I've heard. Ever. RIP beloved King of C and UNIX, I hope I can become even half the man you were.

    "UNIX is very simple, it just needs a genius to understand its simplicity."
    "C is quirky, flawed, and an enormous success."
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:40 No.20548845
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    >>20548788
    Read the thread, dumb fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:40 No.20548849
    >>20548544

    It uses the Darwin kernel, me thinks?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:41 No.20548857
    >>20548849
    I thought it used the BSD kernel.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:41 No.20548871
    >>20548825
    see:
    >>20548767
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:42 No.20548872
    >>20548849
    Built on the Darwin OS which uses the XNU kernel.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:42 No.20548876
    >>20548333

    Mr GNU + Linux trolling master RMS
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:43 No.20548886
    >>20548841
    1. dummy, it was obvious that it was Arial, you just got trolled into thinking someone thought it was Helvetica.
    2. you don't have to know every letter. Here's how to tell.
    Look at the lower case "t". is the top flat or slanted?
    Look at the upper case "R".
    those are the two dead giveaways.

    3. >borderline-autistic.
    arguing on the internet
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:44 No.20548906
    >>20548857
    No, XNU is based on Mach which I believe also served as the base for BSD. Darwin does use some utilities from FreeBSD though.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:44 No.20548908
    Are you fucking serious?

    You took down the Jobs Memorial Sticky before it reached 10,000 posts and was archived and replaced it with this!?

    Who the fuck cares about this fucking guy!?

    Shame on you mods
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:45 No.20548921
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    >>20548908
    Get the fuck out, trollfag.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:45 No.20548930
    >>20548908
    It was a memorial?

    I thought it was just a sticky to keep the board from getting inundated with hundreds of "did you hear that steve jobs is dead" threads, and to inform /g/ that he was dead.

    Crazy... I didn't think that /g/ gave a shit about jobs
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:46 No.20548938
    >>20548825
    Bill Gates caused more harm than would be compensated by all money that there are in the world. His "charity" is nothing more than dangling money in front of people and demanding them to dance. He is a talentless man who can't stand a thought of someone else being better than him.

    Steve Jobs was an asshole, but a harmless one, and this is why he is celebrated -- all other large companies' CEOs are plain freaking evil, he is merely an asshole with a brain and fashion sense.

    Dennis Ritchie made great advancements in computing, and have not built giant empires on it. His work will continue to contribute to improving lives of people for centuries to come.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:47 No.20548944
    I can't believe the guy in the stack overflow macro in >>20545238 is gone.

    This is terrible.
    Also what's with important figures in technology dying all of a sudden? Who's next?
    Dr. Gordon Moore, Gates, Stallman?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:47 No.20548946
    >>20548767
    >why should he give to charity.
    >implying humans should only care about themselves, especially when they can help others if they so choose
    If everyone thought that way, we'd still be living in caves and hunting/gathering food.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:47 No.20548947
    >>20548841
    It is fucking autistic and completely unrelated to the fucking thread.

    No fucking normal person cares what fonts others use, unless if it's something annoying like wingdings, comic sans, or papyrus.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:47 No.20548951
    RIP

    also, c# ftw
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:49 No.20548965
    >>20548886
    The primary dead giveaway was the slants.

    >arguing on the internet
    I like arguing on the internet for the sake of arguing. Wouldn't say I got trolled, since I'll even argue with trolls if it means I get my arguing fix.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:49 No.20548970
    RIP Dennis Ritchie overlord
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:50 No.20548983
    >early in the morning
    >come on /g/
    >eyes not quite open
    >scroll past Steve's sticky
    >something not quite right
    >see fat fuck while scrolling down
    >"fuck yes Stallman's dead too"
    >scroll up and see its just some other fat fag

    RIP I guess, thanks for getting my hopes up about it being RMS.

    Still shouldn't have taken the Steve sticky down in place of this though.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:52 No.20549001
    >>20548983
    >implying it wasn't down already before Dennis died
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:53 No.20549013
    >>20548983
    typical rms hater
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:53 No.20549021
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    Why didn't Jordan get this much attention when he died?
    >> DarkTrip !nNThBA7CKU 10/13/11(Thu)01:53 No.20549022
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    >>20548983
     
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)01:56 No.20549053
    >>20548857
    Darwin is one of the BSD branches, close to FreeBSD. It is sandwiched between XNU (Mach) and Cocoa (ObjC-based UI), so some people never notice it's there.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:12 No.20549283
    They did this in June too:
    Farrah Fawcett = Dennis Ritchie
    Michael Jackson = Steve Jobs

    I didn't weep for any of these motherfuckers, and i'm not starting now
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:15 No.20549329
    >>20545376
    >Silicon Valley

    He lived in fucking New Jersey.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:15 No.20549332
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    Respects to an awesome mind and the world of creations that stemmed from his work.

    From someone who grew up under the Bell System and for those who worked in it, thank you, you will be missed.

    ps. my father really hated reading your book. XD
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:17 No.20549364
    i bet 300 us bux that this won't have as many replies as steve jobs' thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:17 No.20549372
    Here's Dennis and Ken doing some extreme programming, Dennis stumbling over his lines, and some spinning cubes.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVQTPbD6UY

    Here's Dennis, Rob Pike, and Penn & Teller playing a joke on their Nobel laureate boss.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:19 No.20549386
    >>20549372
    forgot the second video
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxMKuv0A6z4
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:22 No.20549429
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    >mfw a real legend of technology dies and nobody will even understand what he did
    >steve jobs dies
    >FOREVER IN OUR HEARTS AND PRAYERS STEVE RIP
    >APPLE: GREATEST INNOVATOR IN THE HISTORY OF INNOVATORS
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:23 No.20549440
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    A titan and true master of the computing era, his death eternally overshadowed by Aluminum Unibody.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:34 No.20549595
    >>20545272
    He was the third, Al Davis was the second.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:34 No.20549599
    Let's see how many replies this sticky will get. Unfortunately, I don't think it's gonna pass the 3000 like the last one.
    >> þe/K/G/B/ !/sTITch1xY 10/13/11(Thu)02:37 No.20549624
    I true innovator of the computer age. If only people today understood what this man did for them...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:38 No.20549649
    >>20549599

    Over 2000 of those replies were people bitching about Jobs and Apple. So I don't know what you're hoping "to see".
    >> psn/steam: ozkar99 !Tb.eofaH.s 10/13/11(Thu)02:40 No.20549663
    what a terrible loss for humanity.

    wasnt he working on "go" alongside pike?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:41 No.20549673
    #import <stdio.h>

    int main (int argc, char* argv)
    {
    printf("Godspeed you grand gent.\n");
    return 0;
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:43 No.20549686
    >>20549673
    >int main (int argc, char* argv)

    int main (int argc, char** argv)
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:43 No.20549689
    While it is frustrating to see no one in the media caring about Ritchie after the big public bawww about Jobs, his death and legacy will not go unforgotten by us. To be fair, most people don't know what C or UNIX is, where as Steve Jobs was a high profile business executive and spokesman. But he will be remembered though K&R, countless Computer Science classes, and all the UNIX-likes running web servers, super computers, and MacBooks...and though us.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:45 No.20549703
    RIP.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:45 No.20549706
    >>20549689
    Also Steve died at the top of his game.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:47 No.20549723
    >>20549686
    sorry it has been 10 years since I ever did some C
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:47 No.20549732
    >>20549706
    hardly the ipad2 and the iphone 4 were dissapointing to say the least
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:49 No.20549755
    Who cares? Steve Jobs is dead, that's far more important than some neckbeard no one but a nerd faps over.

    "OMG RICHIE FUCK ME HARDER!" - /g/ nerds
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:50 No.20549766
    exit(0);
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:51 No.20549774
    >>20549686
    > int main (int argc, char** argv)

    int main (int argc, char **argv);
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:52 No.20549788
    rest in peace man, c-derived languages are my faviourite!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:52 No.20549791
    >>20549774
    >int main (int argc, char **argv);
    int main(){
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:52 No.20549794
    printf("Goodbye, World!\n");
    >> psn/steam: ozkar99 !Tb.eofaH.s 10/13/11(Thu)02:53 No.20549803
    >>20549791
    what kind of faggot are you?

    fucking follow the POSIX guidelines.....
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:55 No.20549828
    >>20549803
    >implying int main (int argc, char **argv); follows the guidelines
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:57 No.20549840
    >>20549663
    No. You're thinking of Ken.

    >>20549774
    >int main(){
    >}
    main()
    {
    }

    >>20549803
    >Posix
    To soon.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)02:57 No.20549846
    >>20549803
    Actually, POSIX allows

    int main(int argc, char **argv, char **envp);

    The two-parameter form is ANSI/ISO C (not sure about K&R).
    >> psn/steam: ozkar99 !Tb.eofaH.s 10/13/11(Thu)02:59 No.20549861
    >>20549840
    yeah just read about it, its thompson not ritchie.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:00 No.20549876
    I don't really have anything to say other than, rest in peace.
    >> BlueGrey !!JF6GjFfVMoF 10/13/11(Thu)03:00 No.20549881
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    >>20549791
    main (argc, argv)
    int argc;
    char ** argv;
    {
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:01 No.20549891
    Something of value was actually lost.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:02 No.20549913
    God was having computer problems; he sent for Jobs, but found that he needed someone of a much higher calibre. RIP Richie
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:03 No.20549918
    >>20549881
    winnar
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:04 No.20549930
    >>20549913
    >implying god would use a mac
    God is the only person that actually uses Plan9.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:05 No.20549944
    For those who know, his passing hurts that much more.

    Good night, sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:07 No.20549960
    >>20549930
    >implying jobs knows shit about computers
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:09 No.20549984
    >>20549960
    >implying he *knew shit about computers

    No he probably broke it and Dennis has to fix
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:09 No.20549986
    This guy created C huh?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:09 No.20549996
    >>20549986
    And contributed greatly to UNIX.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:10 No.20550003
    Maybe one day I'll finish C.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:10 No.20550006
    >>20545859
    >Donald Knuth
    FUCK YOU, I ACTUALLY CHECKED TO SEE IF HE WAS.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:11 No.20550013
    >>20549960
    >implying jobs knows shit about computers
    Jobs did (early work, NeXT, OSX), he was just too much of an ass to overshadow that. Gates, on the other hand, doesn't (lol BASIC everywhere).
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:13 No.20550030
    >>20545567
    Can someone explain that to a noob ? C++ is pretty much all I know. What was the standard before C ?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:14 No.20550043
    >>20550030
    FORTRAN, Lisp was somewhat popular.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:14 No.20550047
    >>20550030

    B
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:14 No.20550051
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    >>20549930
    Hello, me son.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:14 No.20550053
    OH DEAR GOD WHAT IN THE WORLD
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:17 No.20550077
    >>20550030
    >What was the standard before C ?

    There wasn't. C is the first truly cross-platform language, and Unix is the first OS that was specifically made to be portable between hardware platforms.

    Fortran was implemented on multiple platforms, but it was (and remains) a nightmare to use.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:17 No.20550083
    >>20550030
    C++ is C with built in libraries
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:18 No.20550093
    My first port to Usenet back in 1989 got a reply from dmr ;_; (telling me that there was code for the LZW algorithm in the DECUS PDP collection-- the same thread had people realize that LZW was patented, too.. "uh-oh")
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:21 No.20550126
    >>20550083
    No, C++ is three languages:

    1. C.
    2. Classes on top of C.
    3. Templates on top of everything else.

    Standard C++ library is, just like C library, specified with the language but implemented separately from it, and optional for a programmer.

    To be fair, C is also really two languages -- preprocessor (cpp) and C proper.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:22 No.20550139
    >>20550093
    Hi Chris. What are you doing in this shithole?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:22 No.20550141
    RIP Dennis, fuck Jobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:28 No.20550206
    Requiescat in pace, Dennis Ritchie. I'm going to finally stop being a lazy cunt and learn C in your honor.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:30 No.20550223
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:44 No.20550353
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    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:45 No.20550357
    >>20550353
    Those fonts hurt my eyes...
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:46 No.20550373
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    FUCK ALL YOU TROLLS HAVE SOME FUCKING RESPECT
    STEVE JOBS CAN GO TO HELL FOR ALL I CARE
    Y'ALL JUST MAD CAUSE HE DIDN'T GET A STICKIED THREAD SO SUCK ON A FAT UNIX DICK FAGGOTS
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:46 No.20550375
    >>20550357
    bad quality screenshot, look better on my screen
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:49 No.20550403
    > echo "Dennis Ritchie" > /dev/null
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:54 No.20550447
    These things always come in threes. Who's next?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)03:58 No.20550484
    >>20550447
    see
    >>20549595
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:01 No.20550519
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    Steve Dicks dies, and everyone around me goes " BAAAAH"
    And this man dies and gets nothing????

    I MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:02 No.20550521
    >>20550484
    Al Davis isn't technology
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:03 No.20550543
    a day after his birthday, what a shame. God bless you for your amazing efforts to this world because unlike steve jobs, YOU were a legend
    >> Oolong☃Tea !Reeeeeeeeg 10/13/11(Thu)04:06 No.20550569
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    None of you shitbags even knew who he was until he died. You're an absolute disgrace /g/.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:06 No.20550575
    >>20550543
    A month. American date format.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:06 No.20550577
    Not many people would have given that much of a shit about steve jobs if he had resigned from apple and dipped out of the opperations at apple. The fact that Steve Jobs was still doing things relivent to what apple is doing now is a big reason people were upset. This guy has been irrelevant for a pretty long time. I know it hurts to hear, but search deep and your heart and know this to be true. Anything useful was rung out of Dennis Ritchie a long long time ago. Nobody cares about old people dying.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:08 No.20550594
    >>20550569
    Yet another tripfag shitposts.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:08 No.20550597
    >>20545238
    Gah, I feel so stupid for not recognising him in the macro. *facepalm*
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:10 No.20550618
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    >>20545492
    But that's a picture of Colonel Sanders.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:10 No.20550623
    Who the fcuk is this shit?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:12 No.20550643
    >>20545282
    :')
    That made me smile while feeling sad. Thanks, Johnson.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:12 No.20550647
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    So long, and thanks for all the fish.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:18 No.20550692
    printf("Goodbye World.");
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:23 No.20550721
    >>20549686
    > int main (int argc, char** argv)
    int main(int dicks, char ** cocks)
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:26 No.20550750
    >>20545590
    >Ritchie was an innovator. (Created a god damn language that is still popular *40* years later in a goddamn industry that has Moore's law)
    >Jobs just made code for something already available. (FreeBSD -> OSX)

    You had it backwards.
    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:27 No.20550760
    >>20550750
    You mean woz and job's monkeys made code.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:28 No.20550763
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    >>20550569
    0/10
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:31 No.20550786
    #include<stdio.h>

    int main(){
    printf("RTP Dennis Machintosh Ritchie\n");
    return 0;
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:31 No.20550793
    >>20550786
    >RTP
    *RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:33 No.20550806
    >>20550786
    >>20550793

    $ gcc dmr.c -o dmr
    $ ./dmr
    RIP Dennis Machintosh Ritchie
    $
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:36 No.20550829
    Rest in peace Dennis, now you are programming the very threads of life.
    >> BluX !c7ejyr/RUk 10/13/11(Thu)04:39 No.20550852
    My IRIX workstation didn't want to boot on monday. I'm not superstitious, but...
    Farewell, Dennis.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:40 No.20550853
    >>20545584
    "wrap around"?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:40 No.20550857
    >declaring unused variables
    #include <stdio.h>

    main() {
    printf("goodbye, world\n");
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:41 No.20550862
    >>20550853

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Year_2038_problem
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:41 No.20550864
    >some random, meaningless linux faggot with no name dies
    >cry

    oh you, /g/
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:42 No.20550876
    They didn't say how he died, only that he had "a long illness." Sounds like cancer.

    Why do so many of these computer/electronics guys die young (or relatively young)? Steve Jobs, Ed Roberts, Jay Miner, Jim Williams, etc. Maybe it's the unhealthy geek/neckbeard lifestyle that kills them.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:43 No.20550881
    And thus passes a legend in the sciences.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:45 No.20550893
    FAG STATUS: TOLD
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:47 No.20550913
    >>20550862
    In 2038 there won't be any more 32bit systems, so there's no problem. Unless there's someone out there using 30 yo computers or something, which I think is ridiculous. Most 64bit architectures already have epoch adapted to 64bit time_t, so we'll just have to wait another 300000 years or so. In that time we'll all be using quantum computers, or something ever greater, so fuck it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:47 No.20550915
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main(void)
    {
    printf("RIP Dennis Ritchie");
    return 0;
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:50 No.20550940
    Wow man

    This is fucked up.

    I feel dirty. I spent all day playing with C#
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:52 No.20550949
    >>20550876
    I don't get how the genetics worked in Ed Roberts' family because his mother is still alive at almost 100, yet he died at 68 and his sister went at 62.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:52 No.20550951
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    You people think people care
    Look what matters
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:52 No.20550952
    >>20550913
    That would've been awesome if he had lived to be around 94.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:52 No.20550957
    >>20550949
    Poor lifestyle choice maybe?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:53 No.20550968
    that's what you get
    there's still code that needs ansi-fied
    see you in hell
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:56 No.20550988
    >>20550876
    dmr was anything but young -- he was 70.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:56 No.20550998
    >>20545859

    >>20545971
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:56 No.20550999
    >>20550988
    Yeah, but 70 isn't really that old. I generally consider 75 as being the start of old age.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:57 No.20551001
    THE FUCKING CODE BLOCKS DO NOT BELONG IN THE FUCKING HEADER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Look how it is done
    http://www.muppetlabs.com/~breadbox/rip-dmr.html
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)04:59 No.20551025
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    yfw most people do not know or care who he is
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:00 No.20551035
    >>20551025
    everyone who uses a Mac owes this fuck more credit than Steve Jobs.

    My system might only be UNIX like Ritchie but dammit I love it :'(
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:00 No.20551046
    >Steve Job dies
    Mainsteam media: great innovator has died!
    >Great innovator dies
    Mainstream media: nothing

    wat?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:01 No.20551050
    >>20551046
    This.
    All of my why
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:02 No.20551055
    Ed Roberts succumbed to pneumonia. It's rare in this day and age for a person under 70 to die from that, and most pneumonia victims are over 80 (where it's a very common cause of death)
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:02 No.20551056
    >>20551046
    >>20551050

    100th time that's been said ITT
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:04 No.20551076
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    Old pic, I also have a hardcover edition around here somewhere.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:05 No.20551084
    if ijustine doesnt cry about it i'm going to lose it.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:05 No.20551087
    I'm emailing Stallman. Should I ask him how this affects him since UNIX had a profound effect on the Linux operating system?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:05 No.20551088
    After learning Lisp I just can't look at C the same way again
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:06 No.20551093
    >>20551084
    >if ijustine doesnt fart about it i'm going to lose it.

    ftfy

    And that's more likely to happen, because most bitches don't give a damn.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:06 No.20551106
    >>20551076
    I'm going to have to buy it now
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:08 No.20551113
    RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:08 No.20551114
    >>20551106
    Me too.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:08 No.20551116
    >>20551088
    anyone has the "bitches on my tip" pic regarding to lisp language learning?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:08 No.20551120
    >>20551087
    Stallmanu is untrollable.
    Besides, don't waste his valuable time with your inane jokes.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:10 No.20551132
    >>20551120
    Very well. Just wanting /g/'s input on that.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:11 No.20551139
    Well, fuck.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:14 No.20551162
    "Dear Mr. Stallman,

    As you may have heard, Dennis Ritchie died this weekend. What are your thoughts on this since Ritchie was the creator of C and co-creator of UNIX, which obviously was a primary influence on the GNU operating system, and a creator of greatly influential tools in the field of computing? Did you have any interaction with Mr. Ritchie?

    Thank you."

    Look good?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:15 No.20551169
    >>20551162
    yeah. Next to Lisp, C is his favorite language too
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:16 No.20551174
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    Check this shit out to make you rage!!!
    Blackberries and steve still maken' headlines
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:17 No.20551177
    >>20551162

    Stallman probably despises Ritchie too, for helping create the evil proprietary systems he was working to replace.

    Come to think of it, Stallman probably doesn't like anyone, except for fellow FSF / GNUtards.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:18 No.20551183
    >>20551169
    Ah, good to know.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:18 No.20551187
    >>20551177
    Holy shit please tell me you did that on purpose.

    >>20548004
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:20 No.20551200
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    GNU mad Cfags?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:21 No.20551205
    >>20551169
    >John McCarthy created LISP
    >LISP is Stallmanu's favourite language
    >McCarthyism
    >STALLMAN IS A COMMUNIST
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:23 No.20551210
    >>20550957
    I know that's how Jim Williams died. Had a junk-food diet and succumbed to a massive stroke.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:26 No.20551224
    wait what happened to AMD yesterday?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:27 No.20551235
    Actually, dmr said the Kernel of Unix is the Operating System proper. I don't think rms agrees with that, so he must not liked him very much.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:28 No.20551238
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    >>20551235
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:30 No.20551254
    >>20551235
    www.youtube.com/watch?v=JoVQTPbD6UY
    Yep. Not gonna lie. dmr looks pretty damn sexy in that video.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:31 No.20551258
    I still don't understand his indent style.

    why use
    while (true) {

    }

    over

    while (true)
    {

    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:34 No.20551283
    #include <stdio.h>
    int main(void)
    {
    printf("RIP Dennis.\n");
    printf("And all the trolls here should be fucking ashamed of themselves.\n");
    return 0;
    }
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:34 No.20551284
    >>20551258
    IN MY PERSONAL OPINION, the first looks better than the second. It also occupies less space, and you can clearly se where the functions begins and where it ends.

    IT JUST LOOKS BETTER
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:35 No.20551289
    >>20551284
    but the second one lets you line up the brackets so you see where everything begins and ends
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:37 No.20551302
    Hah, no one gives a shit, at least when compared to the reaction Steve Jobs caused.

    To be honest, I didn't know who he was, and I'm a c-programmer.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:38 No.20551309
    >>20551302

    pretty much this
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:38 No.20551310
    >>20551302
    >To be honest, I didn't know who he was, and I'm a c-programmer.


    If you never came across his name in a book, or wikipedia, or in class,there is seriously something wrong with you
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:39 No.20551312
    >>20551289
    in most modern IDEs the latter will be just as effective at showing a block as the former... proper indentation and block colouring and code folding. All of those make them equal, ofc the former saves a WHOLE FREAKING LINE MAN
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:39 No.20551319
    >>20551302
    obviously not a very good C programmer then are you?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:42 No.20551331
    >>20551289
    But I hate seeing lines wasted on single brackets.

    Also, since I use emacs' auto-identation, I don't have much need for the brackets to determine my position in the code. Hell, if I can avoid them, the better.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:42 No.20551336
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    What bugs me most is that I needed a thread on /a/ to hear that he died 3 days ago. Fuck this gay earth.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:44 No.20551352
    >>20551336
    exactly this.
    I checked all the global news websites to see if any of them had even done a minor report on his death, just incase i wasnt around at the right time...

    nothing... absolutely nothing
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:47 No.20551369
    >>20551352
    Maybe if he died back when that ancient technology he was know for was still in use somebody would've cared.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:48 No.20551373
    >>20551369
    >ancient technology
    OSX?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:48 No.20551374
    >>20551369
    So C and Unix are not in use anymore, faggot?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:48 No.20551378
    >>20550957
    Some of them had fucked up diets. Jobs, for example used to eat only honey, water and some herbs.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:49 No.20551382
    >>20551369
    hes known for UNIX and C...

    UNIX powers OSX and linux environments and C is the most used language through itself and its subsets...

    fuck off troll
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:49 No.20551385
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    >>20544876

    good bye Dennis Ritchie and thank you for all your work makeing the world what it is.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:50 No.20551386
    >>20551369
    >Maybe if he died back when that ancient technology he was know for was still in use somebody would've cared.

    Like... this site?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:50 No.20551389
    >>20551374

    C is still somewhat in use

    Unix not so much
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:51 No.20551396
    >>20551389
    >
    >Unix not so much

    Outside of Windows, what OS that people actually use are non-Unix? BeOS and AmigaOS are the only two coming to mind
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:51 No.20551398
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    >>20551369
    >Maybe if he died back when that ancient technology he was know for was still in use somebody would've cared.

    Yeah it's not like C and Unix is used in any capacity at all nowadays! We've always been at war with Oceania.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:52 No.20551401
    >>20551396
    >Outside of Windows

    There is no outside of Windows
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:52 No.20551407
    C programmers never die. They are just cast into void.
    printf("Goodbye world.\n");
    Segmentation fault. Core dumped.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:53 No.20551409
    >>20551283
    Fails for not being K&R C.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:54 No.20551416
    Mac OS X is a UNIX certified system.

    Mac OS X is praised and hyped as fuck
    Steve Jobs, who helped develop many UNIX-based and UNIX certified OSs (MacOS and NeXTSTEP, for exampls) is praised to hell ALL OVER THE FUCKING MEDIA

    Yet, the guy (one of 2 guys actually) who built UNIX AND C from scratch is just ignored.


    Fuck this gay earth, where groundbreaking scientists are ignored and businessmen are praised.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:54 No.20551417
    >>20551401
    I don't think you know of something called servers and super computers (things that actually matter).
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:54 No.20551418
    >>20551409
    how would it be different
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:55 No.20551424
    >>20551401
    >there is no outside of windows

    Last time I checked internet and telecommunication providers use Unix.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:58 No.20551440
    the other guy was Brian Kernighan.
    i was learning from their books.
    i totally share your opinion.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)05:58 No.20551441
    I don't tink you guys realize that Windows was and still is developed is C and C++.

    This guy was the godfather of all currently relevant operating systems.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:01 No.20551453
    who was this guy?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:02 No.20551460
    >>20551453
    >>20551453

    Inventor of C and author of its book.

    Inventor of the Hello World program.

    Inventor of UNIX.

    Not by himself of course but yeah
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:02 No.20551461
    >>20547142
    It's down now.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:06 No.20551486
    >>20551440
    Brian Kernighan wrote a lot of good books besides K&R. Have some:
    http://www.mediafire.com/?89amq7mkfomd2
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:08 No.20551503
    FUCK!

    Today I have a test of C

    I'm sad man, I'm really sad.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:09 No.20551510
    >>20551503
    >Today I have a test of C

    C++ test tonight for me. Still
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:09 No.20551511
    >>20551486
    thanks bro
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:10 No.20551516
    >>20551461
    Thanks for the update.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:11 No.20551524
    >>20551461
    Just noticed myself. Why would they do that?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:12 No.20551534
    http://www.mediafire.com/?avbo1tqpmf1h6yb
    Learn C in honor of dmr.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:12 No.20551536
    >>20551524
    They dont want the extra traffic of all 10 nerds trying to view his page at once
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:13 No.20551548
    >>20551524
    The Plan 9 site (cm.bell-labs.com) is always down, even when it isn't getting slashdotted. I can't make a 9p connection either. The people at Bell Labs don't really care about the site's reliability.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:14 No.20551551
    >>20551524
    cm.bell-labs.com is down entirely.
    http://www.isup.me/cm.bell-labs.com
    >> Mochizuki !9551666076 10/13/11(Thu)06:14 No.20551553
    >>20547070
    What was on here?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:16 No.20551569
    why isnt dennis ritchie on /. ?
    wtf some faggy hipster dies and the world morns. the inventor of UNIX and C dies and nobody gives a toss
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:17 No.20551576
    >>20551569

    Give /. 5 or 6 days to catch up.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:17 No.20551577
    >>20551553
    It's dmr's homepage, last updated in 2006. It has a bunch of his papers, some essays, some old code, and a few photos. It'll be back up soon.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:17 No.20551579
    >>20551569
    >wtf some faggy hipster dies and the world morns. the inventor of UNIX and C dies and nobody gives a toss

    OKAY WE GET IT

    READ THE THREAD

    EVERY

    SINGLE

    PERSON

    HAS SAID THIS ALREADY
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:18 No.20551581
    This is real sad. He actually made something of great merit unlike Jobs.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:18 No.20551586
    Rest in Peace.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:19 No.20551589
    wayback.archive.org/web/*/cm.bell-labs.com/who/dmr/

    Fuck you, ROBOTS.TXT!
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:19 No.20551590
    >>20551581
    >Implying even 1/10 of you knew who he was before this thread.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:19 No.20551594
    >>20551569
    Slashdot is on autopilot and the editors (and I use that term loosely) are asleep. Why are you still reading Slashdot? Slashdot is pants and has been for years.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:20 No.20551598
    >>20551590
    >/g/ - Technology
    >We didn't know who Dennis Ritchie was
    >> Mochizuki !9551666076 10/13/11(Thu)06:20 No.20551603
    >>20551598
    >He still thinks this is a technology board
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:21 No.20551607
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    Without Steve Jobs inventions, this guy wouldn't have done anything in life. Rest in peace.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:23 No.20551622
    A true visionary that really changed and affected the lives of everyone in the planet. Greatly deserves /g/entlemen respect. Your legacy will live on and remain relevant for a long time.
    RIP sweet prince.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:23 No.20551624
    >>20551603
    /g/ - Putting the /g/ in /wg/
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:24 No.20551628
    printf("Rest in peace, Dennis");

    Steve Jobs didn't accomplish half of the things Dennis Ritchie did. Yet only Jobs is remembered by the vast majority.
    >> pinku !Amy/DJTrp2 10/13/11(Thu)06:24 No.20551631
    Good night sweet prince ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:25 No.20551640
    >>20551628
    put your fucking \n there.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:29 No.20551667
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    He had the same birthday as me.

    I never knew that.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:34 No.20551702
    >>20551667
    I fukken loled
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:37 No.20551735
    As much headaches his inventions gave me, he shall be missed and remembered.

    This man changed the world.

    Res in peace Dennis
    >> 0/10 10/13/11(Thu)06:39 No.20551747
    RIP steve jobs
    who is he? i never heard that he changed the world
    >> pinku !Amy/DJTrp2 10/13/11(Thu)06:41 No.20551759
    >>20551747
    >sage in a sticky
    Good thing you already rated your own post.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:43 No.20551772
    >>20551283
    >printf("RIP Dennis.\n");
    >printf("And all the trolls here should be fucking ashamed of themselves.\n");
    Why U not
    printf("RIP Dennis.\nAnd all the trolls here should be fucking ashamed of themselves.\n");
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:44 No.20551781
    I bet he died of a heart attack.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:45 No.20551786
    >>20551781
    More like segfault amirite?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:47 No.20551806
    >>20551781
    The article said "a long illness", which is why I'm guessing cancer.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:48 No.20551820
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    i used to laugh at people who would get all sad at celebrity deaths but now its not so funny.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:50 No.20551834
    >>20551820
    Ritchie was not a celebrity, don't worry.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:50 No.20551836
    >>20551378
    Yup. As someone said earlier, Jim Williams was a junk-food addict who never ate vegetables. As for Steve Jobs, I'm not surprised given his indulgence in Eastern religions/mysticism.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:51 No.20551849
    May he rest in peace indeed. This is a sad day.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:53 No.20551874
    >>20551772
    That's a common practice for improving source readability. If you are buffering output, the performance cost is negligible. If you aren't, then the cost is a write syscall.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:56 No.20551909
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    R.I.P
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)06:59 No.20551934
    EVERYBODY DIEIN
    >> NubCake !!KaVuS/QoAC2 10/13/11(Thu)07:00 No.20551941
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:01 No.20551953
    Has Richard Stallman commented yet?
    >> BluX !c7ejyr/RUk 10/13/11(Thu)07:02 No.20551963
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    Changing all my MOTD.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:18 No.20552037
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    I hid the Steve Jobs thread.

    I won't hide this one.

    When Mr. Richie gets to the Pearly Gates, St. Peter is using a mouse and clicking on the start button.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:19 No.20552042
    At last, a sticky that's finally worth its place on /g/. Rest in peace, good sir.
    >> MileyRay♥♥ !iL9I2Cyrus 10/13/11(Thu)07:19 No.20552044
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    I'm glad.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:20 No.20552049
    Postin' in a sticky.
    Also, rest in peace, good sir.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:21 No.20552051
    It's a sad day, he changed the world as we know it today more than steve jobs did

    RIP
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:21 No.20552056
    RIP good man
    >> pinku !Amy/DJTrp2 10/13/11(Thu)07:21 No.20552057
    >>20552044
    How can you? ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:22 No.20552061
    Gizmodo: Strange, bearded man dead. Not quite sure why people are getting hysterical. (by Jesus Diaz, B.A. Media Studies)
    >> MileyRay♥♥ !iL9I2Cyrus 10/13/11(Thu)07:23 No.20552067
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    >>20552057
    Deal w/ it Pinku :3 and check em :3
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:24 No.20552076
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    >>20552067
    I am happy that everyone on this board will also be dead one day.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:25 No.20552080
    >>20552076
    >implying we won't have the technology to become immortal in 30 years
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:25 No.20552081
    >>20552076
    >implying singularity won't become reality in our lifetime
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:26 No.20552087
    >>20552080
    >Implying we will have it
    >> (ノ´_ゝ`)ノ !MoeMoe/nYc 10/13/11(Thu)07:27 No.20552090
    >>20552080
    Unlikely, and even if it exist as an early prototype, nobody here could afford it anyway.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:28 No.20552097
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    >>20552080
    >>20552081
    Try to hold your breath. What is it that makes you breath, no matter how much you choose not to? There are some things in this existence you can not control.

    Your inevitable demise is one of these. Deal with it.
    >> Kirrestovsking !!YPiVopKU3z3 10/13/11(Thu)07:29 No.20552103
    Who's the nerd?
    >> MileyRay♥♥ !iL9I2Cyrus 10/13/11(Thu)07:29 No.20552108
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    >>20552103
    I dunno Kirr, just some cunt.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:30 No.20552111
    >>20552097
    I could not control it, but I will.
    >implying I won't master the framework of the universe and overcome biological mortality, entropy and my own will to survive by killing myself upon achieving all of that
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:30 No.20552115
    >>20552103
    blocked
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:31 No.20552118
    Great man is gone. RIP dmr, may you rest where all invalid pointers point to.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:31 No.20552119
    >>20552080
    If you think global immortality would be of benefit for the human race you might want to watch the latest season of Torchwood.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:31 No.20552120
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    >>20552111
    >I can not control it, and I never will.

    FTFY
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:32 No.20552131
    >>20552097
    Not only will I have complete control over my existence, I will restore Dennis Ritchie using wet interfaces and then make sweet, sweet love to him.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:38 No.20552191
    >>20544876

    Is he an Asspie?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:39 No.20552195
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    Goodbye mastermind guy, you looked nerdy and unkept, your whole body was shaped like a C, perhaps that was your destiny, perhaps thats why you could forge our present and lay the blocks for our future.

    Forever dennis.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:47 No.20552293
    >>20552087
    >implying we don't already have it
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:49 No.20552310
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    RIP.

    God, not a word from the media.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:50 No.20552322
    >>20552310
    >2011
    >Hollywood
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:51 No.20552328
    It's funny because nobody will mourn his death, while Steve Jobs will be remembered for years.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:52 No.20552333
    R.I.P. Dennis Ritchie.

    return 0;
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:52 No.20552336
    FUCKIN A
    NO MORE OF THIS
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:53 No.20552347
    Its funny how 95% of the posts in this thread assume there has been no media coverage of Dennis Ritchie's death.

    This of course is only because NO ONE HERE HAS EVEN GOOGLED DENNIS RITCHIE'S DEATH AND ASSUME THERE WAS NO MEDIA COVERAGE BECAUSE NO ONE KNEW HIM.

    Fucking sheep.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:54 No.20552350
    >>20552328
    The only time I remember Slave Knobs is when I come to /g/.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:54 No.20552353
    Goodnight C prince
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:54 No.20552354
    Are you me, anon? I have an upcoming C test, too.

    And while C was a language I hate to work with, Dennis Ritchie was still a man I could recognize for influencing a large amount of the computer sciences today. He also created C, who paved the way to C++, which was my first language and my favorite for the longest time.

    RIP Dennis Ritchie.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:55 No.20552367
    This is...the worst day ever.
    I knew something felt off.
    I know he died earlier in the week but still it goddamn sad to see someone who changed computer science so much pass on.
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:57 No.20552388
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    >>20544876

    I'll C you on the other side Dennis
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)07:59 No.20552405
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    >>20552388
    >maybe
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)08:06 No.20552461
    I wonder if iJustine will make a video about it.
    >> !oMgfhAHAhA 10/13/11(Thu)08:10 No.20552498
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    RIP dmr
    ;_;
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)08:13 No.20552521
    >>20552461
    Who?
    >> Anonymous 10/13/11(Thu)08:17 No.20552554
    >Steve Jobs dies
    >AMD dies
    >Dennis RItchie dies
    Who IS next?
    >> NubCake !!KaVuS/QoAC2 10/13/11(Thu)08:17 No.20552556
    >>20552521
    Try not to rage

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PpfJKy5FHTk&feature=player_profilepage

    There was a worse video with that sket crying, but she took it down



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