You don't need a test I can tell you that you're aspie

http://www.google.com/search?client=ubuntu&channel=fs&q=aspergers+test&ie=utf-8&oe=u
tf-8

http://www.wired.com/wired/archive/9.12/aqtest.html
Maybe.
Though I'd take any Internet quizzes (even from Wired) with a grain of salt.

>>20354365
Nice google search first result.

>>20354361
Having been diagnosed (positively) by a professional, I can say that self diagnosis is quite likely to be more accurate in this particular case.

150 questions? Fuck that.

I think completing the test is proof of aspergers by itself.

>>20354401
It doesn't take THAT long.

It wasn't one of these. It was a whole site dedicated to this test, they had multiple versions (I believe I once took v2). I'm making a friend take it so I want him to make the same one as I made. Also, graph. It made a graph of you in the spectrum. One of those graphs with a center and multiple labels around it and then values for that.

>>20354420
THATS IT!

>>20354469
http://www.rdos.net/eng/Aspie-quiz.php
I think it's this one, though I'm not sure.

>>20354365
well fuck I scored 28, what does it mean?

>>20354491
see
>>20354401

>>20354481
Awesome, thanks

>>20354365
>See thread
>Take this
>Get 33
>32~ and above are like 'sperged.
Just as expect.

>>20354528
>'sperged

I laughed.

>>20354528
Wow, I buggered this post up.
Expected*
Likely*

I'm only on question 38 and I'm bored as fuck.

>>20354564
Looks like someone is autistic.

>>20354573
Actually he would be the opposite.

>>20354573
Yay!

>>20354586
Then he must have ADD.

this thread is making me feel autistic

>>20354603
You ARE autistic.

>>20354611
but i like working in groups

:(

>>20354624
>ponyfag
>not severe mental retardation

Quite a lot of the generally perceived 'autistic' acts revolving around social situation etc seem to fit me.
However the ones that are about having difficulty learning etc don't seem to fit me at all.

I couldn't find the original images I saved, but I have the scores.
128/200
non-autistic score: 54/200
you are very likely an aspie

>>20354624
surrounded by ponies is not working in groups.

I'll test you OP. Done. You don't have it.

You know how I know? because your post is coherent. True aspies (not these internet wannabie, "social anxiety" cunts) communicate (and type) very poorly.

Example:

"link me to the aspergers test. the one with the 150 questions. that you score 1-5 for each thing about you. it makes a graph".

Generally they fail very hard at joining sentences together or organizing thoughts into proper sentences and paragraphs.

They also fail to use the words "please" and "thank you" so either they don't - and everything sounds like they are demanding you work for them, or they do - and they sound like a douche.

You might be an aspie if...
You received all of your vaccinations as a babby.

>>20354646
lies

Im not an aspie, Im just not very good with people.

I hate how every fucktard neckbeard on the internet thinks they have some mental problem. I understand that there are people who actually have this problem, but most of you are just making excuses for your failure in life.

First it as ADD now its Assburgers.

I blame your parents.

I'm not a self-diagnosed aspie, I don't believe i am mentally unstable, just that sometimes i do lose concentration. Not ADD, just a normal human.

I'll let the pic do the talking.

>>20354749
I'm also socially awkward as fuck
And tbh, even if you have something to blame it on, you still have no excuses for not having it worked on by now.
-
I just don't like people that much anyway, so I don't see a point in trying.

>>20354749
>I hate how every fucktard neckbeard on the internet thinks they have some mental problem. I understand that there are people who actually have this problem, but most of you are just making excuses for your failure in life.

This.

Remember when it was simply called "being a pussy", rather than some long ass mentally handicapped hurr durr give me your pity name?

>>20354769
Theres nothing to socialisation, you just have to open up to people. But i guess its something that you have, and can't be taught or learn. Just try to talk to strangers, or your friends' friends.

>>20354564
Finished. At long last.

How did I do /g/?

>>20354799
If you are a smart person, you are too modest and this is probably hurting your social standing and your self conciousness. If you are a stupid dick, carry on.

Welp

>>20354796
>But i guess its something that you have, and can't be taught or learn.

Wrong socialization is indeed a learned skill.

If someone has lived in reclusion all their life, their going to start out coming of as someone with autism when they begin socializing for the very first time. That's because their brain has to adjust by to learning all the non-verbal cues and socially acceptable norms and patterns to conform to in order to "socialize".

People that are better at socializing are just like somebody is better at guitar, they simply practice more with the goal of being good at it. It's just a skill like any other. You aren't born with it.

>Souce:
Used to be shy and introverted from being bullied. Terrible social skills and zero ability to make small talk. Then practiced talking to people and being more outgoing. A year later: perfectly fine social skills.

>>20354806
Thanks, I was expecting a lot less from /g/.

>>20354624
Fun fact: 80% of all ponyfags has some form of autism.

Your Aspie score: 26 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 178 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

sux2buguys

>>20354840
I guess I would agree that you can learn it the hard way, but some people will always be naturally social and be good at it. However, this is usually tied in with a lack of social context-awareness, and hence, the most social people are usually the most short-term driven.

I barely go out because of laziness, but whenever I go gym/uni i tend to talk to everyone that will talk back. This sounds a bit wierd but it just feels natural. Dunno if its a "act" from my inner sub-concious, but i do like interacting with people and developing patterns and gauging different people. Far from an intellect or a smart person though, by my standards at least.

>>20354851
Fun fact: 90% of internet diagnosed autism is projection from people who are autistic themselves.

I feel like the test is better at finding people who are stoned 24/7 than aspie's. Seriously, every question I had to think "well when I'm ripped sure I get distracted by sounds in conversation" and shit.

luckily i'm not an aspie though!

>>20354923
>projection
You keep using that word...

>>20354749
Do you even get any good drugs for being an aspie? At least ADHD get's you speed.

>>20355115
>Do you even get any good drugs for being an aspie?
>using OTC medication
>2011

Nigger, while there may be a couple of good OTC drugs the best are not.

Help me /g/...

>>20354923
>fun fact: rainbow dash loves fun things

>>20355174

hey ponyfag, we don't really like ponyfags here. Please leave in the interest of love and friendship, okay?

Not quite sociopath-tier, but I do have extremely good perception.

Agree: 2,12,23,42: 1 point
Disagree: 14,30,32: 1 point
Score: 7

Your Aspie score: 25 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 183 of 200
You are very likely neurotypical

>>20354365
I got 37...

more of was-i-raised-with-video-games and am-i-insecure-about-my-intelligence/creativity test

>>20355189
Apparently you don't like technology either, which is why you're posting in this thread, right?

Question 9: I am fascinated by dates.

WHAT DO YOU MEAN? THE TIME THE FRUIT OR THE SOCIAL ACTIVITY???

BRB squeezebox.

>>20355394
The fruit obviously.

>You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits
Now what?

>>20355441
No marvel at how your graph looks kind of like texas if you squint.

>>20354365

score: 19..

Ok.. I'm off to shop..

I'm hungry for assburgers

>>20354365

Psychologist Simon Baron-Cohen... yes.. yes.. brother of (pic related).. also.. JEWS

Agree: 2,4,5,6,12,16,19,22,23,26,41,42,43: 1 point
Disagree: 11,17,24,28,29,30,49: 1 point
Score: 20

Return to test

Is this good or bad?

>Your Aspie score: 150 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 53 of 200
>You are very likely an Aspie

fuck...

Ehh, nothing new, people and social events bore me.

>only aspies dislike social events
Here we go again.

Your Aspie score: 117 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 79 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie


Well, fuck.

>>20354365
Score: 22
I'm more schizophrenic than aspergers any day.

Fuck

Your Aspie score: 139 of 200
Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 87 of 200
You are very likely an Aspie

I always knew /g/... Always...

Testing

Maby it has to do with me being an Anarchist and not agreeing with the norm in the society.. i.e. salute the queen on your knees kind of thing..

Fuck this test..

Also, question 100.. the fuck does that have to do with Aspergers (I answered No, for the record)

>>20356047

I also did it in Spanish, becouse I'm a Spartan..

I'm actually somewhat surprised

>Your Aspie score: 39 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 154 of 200
>You are very likely neurotypical

I'm only half an Aspie.

Phew. Thank God for that

>>20356047
>i'm a 12yo edgy guy xd
Fuck off

wtf is neurotypical?

someone knows the same kind of online self-tests for schizophrenia, social anxiety etc... ?

mfw this test says I have the burgers and each of the three times I've taken it I have received a similar score

>>20356322

20...

Edgy?. Why?.

does "having a different sexual preference in heterosexual sex" something important in aspergers?.

What?.. if someone likes getting mauled by 5 niggers in the pooper is... aspergers..

Also.. what would be normal for this test on the question 100.. sex in missionary for the sole puropse of procreation?.

And anarchism is a nonpolitical stance accepted in society.. you should fuck off..

>>20356432
The word autists use for "normal"
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neurotypical

>>20356432

A normal brain..

>>20356451
http://www.4degreez.com/misc/personality_disorder_test.mv

>>20356470
>And anarchism is a nonpolitical stance accepted in society

>>20356464
oh also here's the results from another disorder test I took once.

These tests are such bullshit - they just want you to believe you have a disorder so you go to a doctor and buy medicine.

>>20354365
>Score 6
>32 and above is Aspergers
But I thought everyone in Raildex general had autism. How can I post in Raildex general without being autistic? My life is ruined.

Well my brother is actually diagnosed with severe autism, so I could have him post in my place.

Agree: 2,4,5,6,12,13,16,19,22,23,26,41,43,45,46: 1 point
Disagree: 11,14,24,25,27,28,29,30,31,32,34,36,37,38,40
,44,47,48,49,50: 1 point
Score: 35
Spheal with it.

>>20356496
thx

you can't test your self for aspeger's syndrome on the internet, go take some neuro-psychological tests

>>20356585
While I want to agree with you, I must say that no test is very good. There is no scientific way of diagnosing these "disorders" and it's all just subjective bullshit.

These type of "illnesses" are made up by drug companies so they can peddle you more pills.

>>20356485
That your result?
Looks accurate.

>>20356613
nah that was me fucking around with the test
Actual result is here >>20356464

>>20356497
And you are... Murican'..

Fuck off I said.. Be an European, then talk..

>>20356496
Nice test..

Well, I have no idea how to read the chart. Someone give me a rundown.

>>20356496
>Low in everything except OCD, which I am moderate in.
Fuck you /g/ why am I so healthy mentally?

>>20356624
Woah, I don't think anyone wanted you to go full assblasters. Chill out, son.

>>20356624
He's... probably... just confused because... you're ...not ma...king any sense...
... ...
... .... .... ...
...

>>20356636
The PDF that is generated at the results has all the explanations you need.

>>20356636
You're a moron if you can't read the chart.
The right half of the graph shows how many ass burgers you have for each category. Further from center on right = more ass burgers

Further from center on left = less ass burgers
You seem to be an ass burger when it comes to obsessing over shit and being a social loser, but you have mild social skills.

>>20356636
You got assburgers.

>>20356496

Paranoid: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Antisocial: Moderate
Schizoid: High
Histrionic: Moderate

>Paranoid: Moderate
Nope.. a fail on that tests part..
>Schizoid: High
Possible.. due to having close family wich is diagnosed a Schizofrenic.. but I doubt it..
>Narcissistic: High
Fuck Yeah..

Basicly that test proves my distrust towards people (wich have stabbed me in the back numerous times)

>>20356655
I wouldn't call me a moron, Jaden, and that chart is confusing at best.
I think I have my results saved somewhere on Google Docs. I'll be right back.
Edit: Found it.
https://docs.google.com/viewer?a=v&pid=explorer&chrome=true&srcid=17Kh0H6-3R6ES3vWDaVpH4
312lp8Nx8T-HbkTKN91AkCb7fxFjXbaVqEGFKvb&authkey=CNeQ8J8K&hl=en_US&authkey=CNeQ8J8K

>>20356636
you have server asburger, you gonna die from your ass and burger

>>20356696
schizoid and schizofrenic are not the same thing
>>20356701
You wouldn't call yourself a moron because you are a moron. Any non-moron ca tell you are in fact a moron if you are unable to read a simple graph.

>>20356646

no.. he belives that anarchism is something "special" whilst not understanding that Europe has long ties to it.

Basicaly.. an American.. retarded and uninformed..
Remember Greece?.
Yes.. those that were throwing molotovs were black blocs..anarchists..

>>20356717

Schizoid personality disorder (SPD) is a personality disorder characterized by a lack of interest in social relationships, a tendency towards a solitary lifestyle, secretiveness, emotional coldness and sometimes (sexual) apathy, with a simultaneous rich, elaborate and exclusively internal fantasy world.[1] SPD is not the same as schizophrenia, although they share some similar characteristics such as detachment or blunted affect; there is increased prevalence of the disorder in families with schizophrenia.

>there is increased prevalence of the disorder in families with schizophrenia.

that..

>>20356730
Go be a retard somewhere else, kid.

>>20356730
Is.. that.. so..? I.. don't.. have.. any.. idea.. what.. you're.. talking.. about.. Frenchie..

It.. might.. be.. because.. of.. the.. unnecessary.. two-thirds elipses.. every.. fucking.. word..

>>20356744
I'd argue that having "schizoid personality disorder" is not a disorder at all.
You don't give a shit about people? Big fucking deal

>>20356730
Oh, so throwing molotovs and pointless rioting is considered a "stance accepted in society" where you live?

Glad I don't live there.

>>20356754
No.. you do it.. fag.

>>20356755
America... land of the free... .. ... . . . .. . . . . . . . . . .... .. . . . . . . . . . .. . . . I use those dots to mask my lack of knowlage of english.. any problem with them?.

I speak +3 languages.. whan you have that burden there is a need to improvise.

Also, go be an aspergers retard somewere else..

>>20356804
Here's a hint, it makes you look dumb.

>>20356769

Somewere, where, I don't get tazed by the cops for not doing anything and just minding my own business, and somewere where I'm allowed to get out of my car without having the fear that I will get shot by a copper due to that.

You don't like throwing molotovs?.
You will, when america turns into a police state, oh, wait, that happened allready..

>>20356834

Here's another.. I don't care..

Paranoid: High
Schizoid: High
Schizotypal: Very High
Antisocial: High
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: High
Avoidant: Very High
Dependent: High
Obsessive-Compulsive: High

I think they are right. whatever, even though I have this problems I try my best to go ahead, been taking lot of pills since I was 13 and I am studying with very good grades. also I participate in lot of open source projects.

I don't have any friends IRL, but I have some online buddies.

sage for not technology

>>20356804
No wonder you talk like a fag and your shit is all tarded - you aren't even American

>>20356804
>I speak +3 languages
Lost count somewhere after that third one, huh?
Is this apart of your secret plan to make anarchists look retarded?

>>20356804
It just makes it more obvious. Stop doing it.

Also, when did using poor grammar ever have anything to do with nationality? I have to doubt whether you're even old enough to post on this board; you can't seem to grasp simple concepts and blame everything on "MURIKAN." And then you go full assburgers whenever someone points out you're being retarded.

>>20356804
>siseeeieeeeeeeeehieeeeeeeeeieee

>>20356847

NO, YOU!

>>20356850

No, that's where the definition of Polyglot starts.
Writing +3 is easier that, Polyglot, wich most of you tards can't even pronounce.

>>20356858

I lol'd. Most retarded statement ever.

And yes, I am old enough.
But if I were in America it would still not be old enough to drink, fucking police nation fags.

>>20356838
>Thinks America is a Police State
>Edgy Teenager Detected

Hey, our legal system is very messed up, but it doesn't even come close to a Police State. Try living in China, Russia, or Saudi Arabia; THOSE are Police States.

>mfw 137

>>20356923

lol, nope.

USA has the highest rates of imprissionment, while in Europe you get fined for smoking weed, in America you get V&.. get it?.

Also Russia is in the same boat, you get fined, also.

>>20356957

>USA has the highest rates of imprissionment, while in Europe you get fined for smoking weed, in America you get V&.. get it?.
>..
>? and the a .

>Entire post reeks of ignorance.

I'd rather have a 'police state' then life in a world ruled by retards such as you.

>>20356923
While it's nothing like full blown Fascism, America is getting increasingly authoritarian as time goes on. Quite sad.

>Your Aspie score: 108 of 200
>Your neurotypical (non-autistic) score: 104 of 200
>You seem to have both Aspie and neurotypical traits

>>20356957
Things like drug law and imprisonment rates have no bearing on whether a country is a Police State or not, the fact you can go out and protest said policies confirms that.

Try protesting the death penalty or drug law in Saudi Arabia, which you will be PUBLICLY BEHEADED for.

>>20357001
I never denied that, and it is indeed sad, but we are still nowhere near Police State status.

>>20356983

of course.. atack something so trivial such as that

>... ... ... ... ... ... .... u mad?. Fag.

>Entire post reeks of ignorance.

Eighter USA is a police state, or, you are the most criminal motherfuckers on the planet.

Choose one... .... ... ... ... ... or both

I'm a diagnosed aspie, might be interesting to see what this test thinks of me.

>>20357001

The entire west is.

And the funny thing is that people who rule the world now were the ones who screamed for freedom and democracy 30/40 years ago proving that ideologies don't mean shit if personal profit is at stake.

>>20356594
There's no pills for AS.

>>20357032

Shouldn't you try and lick your elbow or something ?

It would be more productive then being being an ignorant fuck.

>>20357032
>or, you are the most criminal motherfuckers on the planet.

I blame the minorities

>>20355441

I know that feel bro.

>>20357052
It's one made up by psychiatrists to take advantage of people. People who fit the description of Ass Burgers are easy to take advantage of.

>>20357019
>Things like drug law and imprisonment rates have no bearing on whether a country is a Police State.

Like generating cheap labour for national institutions, like making numberplates in prision for 10cents/hour. Shure.

>Try protesting the death penalty or drug law in Saudi Arabia, which you will be PUBLICLY BEHEADED for.

Try doing the same in America..

Now in Europe, oh, wait, we abolished that a few hundreds of years ago. (most of us)

Statistically, one of you has assburgers.

Stop thinking of shitty excuses for your manchild shutin lives.

>>20356923
Not quite.
Mainland China is a police state. They monitor you constantly, arrest you for political speech, etc.
Russia is a corrupt "gangster" state. They use the army internally and take lots of bribes. people go missing all the time.
Saudi Arabia is a religious feudalism. However the police are pretty intrusive. It's just their legal system that's fucked up.

>>20357063

I'm smoking weed, it's more productive.

Why take some stupid test when you can just get a full neuropsychological evaluation?

>>20357094
>Like generating cheap labour for national institutions, like making numberplates in prision for 10cents/hour. Shure.

What?

>Try doing the same in America..

Which people do, and everything is fine with no one getting hurt or arrested. Until anarchist chuck-fucks like you show up and start breaking things.

>Now in Europe, oh, wait, we abolished that a few hundreds of years ago.

More like 20-40 years ago

>>20356730
No one understands what you're saying.
I don't think you even know what you're talking about.

>..
Does not substitute for a comma.

The more you know.

>>20357162
*What? You would rather they just sit there and waste everyone's tax money?*

>>20357090
It's not a psychiatric disorder you fucking retard.

>Debating politics with children
ISHYDDT

>>20357190
Get out of here psychologist/psychiatrist fag

>>20357209
I'm not a psychologist/psychiatrist fag, I'm just an aspie fag.

>>>/a/
>>>/sp/
>>>/i/
>>>/e/

>>20357094
>prision
>Shure
Go.. back.. to.. school.. kid..

>>20357162
>What?

Prisioners work with dirt money, simple, you put someone in a prision, and he works some shit that in a company would mean 7$/hour and in prision it's 10cents/hour. we call that, slavery, paid slavery, that is.

>Which people do, and everything is fine with no one getting hurt or arrested. Until anarchist chuck-fucks like you show up and start breaking things.
>Until anarchist chuck-fucks like you show up and start breaking things.
>Until anarchist chuck-fucks like you
>like you

I'm not a black bloc. Black blocs only come when the police try to dismember the protest with tear gas and when they arrest people that protest in the interest of the "common good", wich is the corrupt state and the corporations that support it. Something wich is unfair.

>More like 20-40 years ago.
Correct, but the capital punishment was only applied to treason, wich is a lot different to what the US does.

>>20357252
FUCK YOU!.

I finished my "school" a long time ago.

>>20357378
Me too
Now I earn £10000000000 in accounting XD

24

I really seriously thought it was gonna diagnose me an aspie with those questions

>I find social situations easy.
>Strongly disagree

But with the numbers and all that, nah. I obviously have some other social disorder

>>20357378
>FUCK YOU!.
>YOU!.
>!.
>Finished school

So back to the test, this was expected for me

>>20357413

greentext.. go back to sticking your dick in the sand, NEWFAG.

>>20357437