>>19935462
Oh, I said last one/final twice, my mistake.

>Easy as fuck HTML stuff in a high school web design class
>Every single person in the class has taken typing/keyboarding
>Half the class finishes early
>"YOU ARE ONLY ALLOWED TO USE THE TYPING PROGRAM"
>Do the same typing program all day every day

my computer class teacher wrote his password after his login name, visible on the projector for everyone because he forgot to press TAB. he's cool though

>greentext
>greentext
>BLAH BLAH BLAH I'M AN ENORMOUS FAGGOT AND /g/ IS MY PERSONAL BLOG FOR WRITING FUNNY STORIES
Get out you fucking twats.

>>19935555
nofunallowed.jpg

>>19935555
Nice quads bro.

>In intermediate C++ programming class. 2nd year collage.
>teacher is a massive Macfag, always downtalking Windows.
>Spends more of the quarter downtalking Windows instead of teaching C++
>Everyone in the class who didn't already know C++ failed.
>Teacher still employed because my school sucks ass.

>Take photography class for a mandatory credit
>I'm paired with 2 females, we have to take random pictures
>They can't figure out how to delete pictures on the camera
>Delete pictures
>Not allowed to use our own laptops
>Takes the teacher 10-15 minutes to figure out how to use Mini-USB
>Explain that the camera shows up as a drive
>ANON! THIS IS NOT A DRIVE, IT'S A CAMERA

>subbing for a stupid chemistry class
>some stupid kid doesn't finish his work and takes out his laptop.
>fucking kids man, i ask him "What are you doing?"
>He says "lulz programminz for udder clazz!"
>I don't believe him and say "Alright, let's see then"
>I go over to his desk and he is on Facebook"
>Put that shit away you stupid asshole.

>>19935719
fuck you man

I mad

Force us to use passwords that consisted of only 4 lower case letters.
I had access to every account in the school just by bruteforce.

Not a high school teacher, but still merits mentioning.

>Korean CS Professor
>"Decrare a pararrer array."
>"Initiarize arr erements to zero."
>"Rinux? Rook in da wepositowees."
>"Binawy seawch twee wequiwe wight rinked node and reft rinked node."

Two semesters, using every bit of my self-control not to bust out laughin...arr day erry day.

not much of the teacher but moreso the class

>first day of computer electronics
> teacher walks in
>introduces the course
>ask if anyone knew what GNU/linux was (and yes he said GNU/linux)
> i knew what it was, knew my way around it, but didn't use it.
>didn't raise hand
>one kid does
>YA I INSTALLED IT ON MY LAPTOP LINUX IS MY FAVORITE OS
>me and the teacher laugh

>>19935871
I don't get it. Are we being pick about calling it GNU/Linux, Linux, or the distro name?

Anyway
>Chemistry
>teachers husband dies
>thinks thats an excuse to not show up for work
>dont learn anything in chem

>>19935903
Ass pie much?

>>19935903
>thinks thats an excuse to not show up for work
Yes, it is you dumb fuck.

>>19935903

Uhhh...I think that's a perfectly legitimate reason not to show up for work.

It's called bereavement leave...pretty much everyone has it.

>>19935924
if she was a better chemistry teacher she would have brought him back to life like in FMA

>>19935938

0/10

>>>/a/

>Old lady is for some reason nominated as tech teacher
>showing off the one new computer in school
>hold up cd-rom, "now it doesn't matter which side you think the information is stored on"
>allofmywhy.jpg

This was about 16 years ago, still makes me minor rage

>in middle school
>have computer science erry day
>dick around with terrapin logo and stagecast creator
>finish assignments early, spend the rest of the period playing Chip's Challenge

good god did i fucking love that class

>>19935555
hurr durr internets serius bizness

>Elementary school, middle school and high school all were Apple training camps
>every computer was Apple
>learn nothing about computers
>no computer classes
>tech people have no idea what unix or linux is.
>they use fucking apple

>>19936036

Let me guess...San Francisco Unified School District?

>>19936036
Had to use iMacs when working on my high school newspaper for four years. Goddammit they were fucking unbearable to use. Just everything about them.

>>19936052
I feel so lucky

My high school teacher was bro as fuck

My college teacher this year is also pro as fuck

Everyone gets these bad CS teachers but mine kick ass

>>19935903
douche chills

>>19936063
Nah. Minnesota.

>>19936129

>Minnesota

Well fuck me...I would've figured they were more sensible up there.

>Teachers a retarded Pilates fanboy.
>Teaching small computing systems
>I'm not sure specifically what the numbers in memory timing means
>Ask
>He stumbles a bit, starts looking around the room
>a full minute later someone pipes up, (she had no idea) "Is the last one a total?
>Before I can  tell her no that doesn't make sense teacher jumps
>"Yes! The numbers mean the timing of the first channel, the second channel, and the third channel of ram, with the last being their total"
>I... have... no... face.

>>19935903
I think they're laughing at the kid because you can't do anything with only a kernel.

>>19936162

>GNU/Linux
>only a kernel

allofmyderp.png

>>19936182
>he cant follow the posts to see the kid said Linux and not GNU/Linux

>>19935875
Retarded teacher is retarded.

>>19936197
so basically the poster and his teacher are stallman fanboys. I lold.

>>19936197

>He can't follow the context of the conversation to see that the teacher explicitly asked if anyone knew what "GNU/Linux" was.

whycantiholdallofthisderp.tar.gz

>High school
>Due to over crowding, they put me in a special ed computer elective class
>I am like oh fuck, I am going to learn shit.
>Turns out, the teacher is a hard core hacker and only teaches special ed for more money.
>He teaches me and a two other normal students c/c++ and work a unix os.
>Rags on apple and ms all fucking day
>everything went better than expected
>He even brought in a ps3 one day and let us install cs using wine

>>19936230
CS on WINE on Linux on PS3

fuck

>>19936229
new linux? it's okay but the old one is more stable

in junior high my comp teacher's name was Mr. Simak. We used iMacs. He looked kind of asian but was 100% white.

>>19936249

>new

0/10

2.4.X LINUX IS BEST LINUX

>>19936230
>cs using wine
>implying wine works on non x86 architectures

>Computer structure class.
>Doing C++ review for a few weeks.
>Study more advanced programming on the internet while teacher talks.
>Optimize the shit out of homework code.
>Bro Teacher

On top of that, all my other teachers are completely cool with me generally paying very little attention during class because I'm ahead of everyone.

:)

>>19936256
Are you sure he wasn't part native american?

>>19936292
>implying wine isn't open source and can't be forked

>>19936309
that would make it a pain in the dick to do still

WINE is a compatibility layer not an emulator. If it was on, say, ARM, it would have to emulate x86

>>19936229
and the kid didn't know what GNU/Linux was

>>19936292

>Implying it doesn't

I know for a fact it works on PPC.

Don't personally know about Cell architecture, but I wouldn't be surprised/

My high school computers teacher was actually good with computers, so I'll do my college one
>be a macfag
>pretend to have a clue what shes talking about

>>19936084
I had a good one. Nerdy as fuck, loves his job, organizes his papers in his room using a heap. My curriculum was removed from him recently though, so no god tier classes. Oh well.

>>19936292
I was talking about on the pcs, not the ps3. Besides, why the hell would one want to install a game that was over 8 years old at the time on a ps3?

>Computer Engineering class in hs
>Teacher doesn't really know much
>Tells me to teach the class
>Have 3 classes with him that year
>All 100% automatically

>>19936328

>Kid runs GNU/Linux
>Only calls it Linux
>Must not know what GNU/Linux is.

whysoderp.avi

>>19936129
>>19936151
well, now they are. At least a few years ago before I graduated HS(2006/2007), they had windows XP, and were migrating to win7 when it came out(skipped vista). They did, at one point, have all Apple computers tho, and then got rid of them to a poor district in the cities. Those things were at least 10 years old by then too. I had elementary school on Macs, then had middle school on Macs and PCs(they started the Non mac PC conversion in my 7th grade year). Then all of HS was non apple products. Also, we had programming classes where the teachers didnt give a flying fuck what you did, as long as you got all your work done(even if it was copied). Also had 1 cool teacher that found a way around the internet filter and told us all how to do it. Also, we had Quake 4, UT2003, and a multitude of other games stored on the HSs central file server so that we could all access it and play it across the entire district. There was always a game or two going on, and we had some crazy fun with that. Staff knew, and they couldnt figure out how to delete it.

>ITT: Shit that our high school computer teachers did that made us laugh/rage/pity.

>She's Korean or something, and can't pronounce English 100% yet.

>above implies present time

>reported for underage and bigot.


Listen fucknuggets, We don't care what you kids do at school. We don't care if you think you know more the the teachers.

Grow up

Not a teacher but other students

>Macfag who thinks he knows about computers
>"I don't have an IP address, you can't find me on the internet"

Why do all you fags assume I run GNU/linux when I say I run linux? I run busybox/linux

>>19936391

>underage

Uhhh...no? This was a college course.

>bigot

Again, no.

Just because I think it's hilarious, doesn't mean I am intolerant of her, her culture and her pathetic Engrish.

Relax, moralfag, you're on 4chan.

>>19936374
whysomean.mkv ;___;

Lets just face it, schools and computers just don't mix at all well

>be in computer systems tech class
>teacher is a bro, lets us make coffee every day
>get out of bookwork by doing lab work, so I actually learn shit
>macfag graphic arts class always coming in to do work
>we have no macs so they never get anything done.

>same class
>run fileserver with over 2tb of pirated music, movies, software
>teacher configures network to bypass the schools security, since he used to work for them


man I loved that class.

>>19936452
we assumed
or at least I hope we assumed

>>19936433
I can't follow this.

>>19936444

Because you're acting like a dipshit and being mean is the only way to correct dipshittery.

>>19936452
>replies to statements that wasn't asked to you
>forever_alone.jpg

luaghing_whores.png

>CE class
>Sit next to the one kid who does nothing but bash windows
>He says they're hard to navigate around
>Explain to him that if you spend more then 3 minutes in windows you probably know how to navigate around folders
>Then complains that it doesn't have the Mac style taskbar
>Show him rocketdock
>Says windows crashes too much
>Later in the class says it doesn't crash
>Say that he just said they do
>"Windows 7 doesn't, only the older versions."

>>19936492

>Post implied that laughing at Engrish is bigotry
>Therefore, post was directed at me.

Problem?

>>19936367

Joke's on you. It's Network Interface Controller. 'NIC card' is not redundant. The NIC integrated on your mobo is still a NIC even though it's not a card, etc.

>OS teacher
>He uses a Mac
>Next week he brings a Dell with Windows
>He gets a free Thinkpad from the school
>Installs Gentoo on it
>He has a Nexus One
>And an iPad 2

You jelly of my teacher, /g/?

>Two year course
>For the first year had a fucking awesome old guy as a teacher, really knew his shit and was hilarious
>He had a heart attack near the end of the year and quit shortly afterwards
>They bring in a new guy
>His only qualification was some shitty gaming related degree
>He literally brings up a wikipedia article on the topic he's been assigned to teach us and reads it aloud, after which he literally does nothing else and just tells us to play on the computers
>He constantly made fucking retarded comments like "What the fuck is pseudocode?"
>Complain to the school because seriously, what the fuck
>They essentially tell me in politer terms that they've stopped giving a fuck about the department and I'll just have to deal with it

I wanted to strangle him, not to mention his fucking shitty lessons were all arranged at fucking retarded times.

>>19935523

I think everybody has done this at least once. I once did it twice consecutively in front of some friends. Wrote password after username, ooops, delete, do it again, laughs all round.

>>19936594

>iPad 2
>No USB
>No SD
>No HDMI

Yes...my jelliness is absolutely palpable.

>>19936637
Missing the bigger picture.

>>19935989
>Chip's Challege
>best fucking game ever
>ever

>>19936690
*challenge

>>19936667

>Missing the bigger picture.

Not with my Toshiba thrive connected to an HDMI monitor.

>>19936702

>MIS teacher in college this semester is a pakistani woman, with headscarf and all
>she asks who couldnt get into the online course or whatever, and asks them to pull out their computers and try now
>2/3 of the class pulls out macs
>throws her arms up and says "what is the deal with macs? why do you all buy these? i seriously want to know"
>fag stands up and is like "oh em gee they are so much better. SO much better. just think of every problem youve ever had with windows pcs, youll never have them with macs"
>"i dont really understand that point, ive never had a problem with windows pcs because i actually know how to use them"
>"i mean, theyre all right computers, i use one and like it because the school bought me one, but i wouldnt ever pay money for one"
>"theyre too expensive for what they have to offer, which is browsing facebook, i code and macs are not good for that at all"
I really want to marry this woman

>>19936741
> i code and macs are not good for that at all
Somebody has not heard of ports. Namely the anon who made up this.

>>19936386

Man, this sounds like me. Graduated HS in 2006, we had Quake 3 and UT on the main admin account thanks to that student tech crap and one of the techs being a friend. I remember every day around lunch, we'd be playing huge matches with people from across the school, some in DigiGraphics, some in Agri classes, etc. Fucking fun as times.

>>19936817
>implying
Mad mac retard detected

>>19936817
>thinking that ports has anything to do with coding
wowowow

>>19936817
Wait... so you need to download some third party software to be able to compile on OS X?

>>19937024
to compile on a mac, you need to pay $5 to get Xcode, which allows you to get things like macports

>>19937061
if you had access to that account you should of taken measures to insure you could still get in. You got obscenely lucky.

>>19937208
err

heeey....

>take html freshman year
>spend entire semester waiting for illiterates to learn home row
>don't learn anything

>never take a computer class in high-school
>learn it all from books
>feels good

Here's one that made me rage a bit.

>needed 10 extra points this semester.
>hmm inf101, babby's second CS course.
>How to into IDE, repositories, project building, GUIs, and other things I didn't really know anything about. I mean, I had just figured out how to use the Eclipse debugger ffs.
>Useful AND simple? Sign me up!

SO THE GREAT DAY ARRIVES, FIRST CLASS.

>Bad Sign Number 1: Woman with a Macbook Pro.
>Shit talks Windows a little bit, bla bla bla.
> WE WILL ASSUME THAT YOU RUN LINUX ON YOUR COMPUTER AND WILL ONLY ASSIST YOU WITH INSTALLING ANYTHING IF YOU RUN LINUX.
> Thismightgobetterthanexpected.png

>10 minutes later
> bla bla blah, some projects, bla bla bla, do anyone here know of any cool project?
>*raises hand*
> A master's student at the Liberal Arts faculty had a pretty cool master's project, she wrote a neural network that translated to and from English, with the added bonus of the network learning to recognize not only proverbs, but their semantic contents, and is able to find equivalent proverbs for translating back and forth. She wrote it in a LISP dialect she wrote herself.

Everybody is stunned. This WAS a cool project.
Then the bitch spends 2 minutes berating it because obviously OTHER WOMEN MUST SUCK COMPARED TO HER AND IT IS A BAD WAY TO WRITE PROGRAMS.
(PROTIP: This is the recommended way to deal with large Lisp projects. She was exercising good style. That good style in Lisp is godmode style is a happy accident of lisp.)

Why do we allow women to act like this? I mean sure, it was a different faculty, and friendly rivalry and all, but for fuck's sake, this is why there aren't more girls doing computer science.

Fucking bitch, ragging on others.

>>19938748
Holy shit, is their a website for that program?

>>19938776
Nope. It's probably in use with the Gandalf people though. If it is, it might be somewhere buried at http://digital.uni.no/

This IS the Liberal Arts faculty that accurately tracks every new word that enters the Norwegian language by using wget, sed and some lisp code. Mostly for fun.

They use an AI that can tell what type of new word it is, if it's a misspelling, etc.
Linky: http://avis.uib.no/nyord-i-norsk/nyord-i-norsk

>networking class, topic: dns
>teacher writes packet dump on the board
>... in hex
>told us to write it on our papers and color shit etc
>absolute silence as it was a lot of hex to write from the board
>suddenly whisper from some retard in the second row to his neighbor
>"hey ... second digit, fourth line ... is that an O, or a zero??"
>26 people laughing because everyone heard it

>>19939017
oh god