Working until noon. Probably take a nap and then gank people on EVE.

>>19693746
>Shower before coffee.
Get out.

>Wake up
>Basic tooth cleanin
>Go outside for 5 minutes before the Sun kicks in
>Watch anime & Download new firmware for shitty phone.

>>19693765
You're an evil person.

>sun in face, get out of bed
>shower
>make a nice cup of oats and milk
>reuse cup for coffee
>sup

>>19693807

>Wake up
>Shower
>Take dog for a walk while listening to some music
>A few hours of me not remembering what I did
>Browse /g/

>Wake up
>Read news on my phone while in bed
>Get up, get dressed, put contacts in my eyes
>Oatmeal and home made juice
>In the hall (on my way back from the shared kitchen) I run into the couple who's moving out today
>I ask her if she's still got my The Usual Suspects DVD
>sure, she'll bring it later
>knocks on my door
>I get The Usual Suspects, Se7en, and Boondock Saints back

I kinda forgot I had let her borrow all 3.
Oh well, I'm going to help her move all her stuff later today.

>>19693786
>Watch anime
What are you currently watching?

>>19693845
Nothing Atm, just checked if any new Anime/Manga came out

>>19693856
So you're not following any shows this season?

>>19693856
>that feel when you badly want to continue reading Berserk

Typical day:

>backward sleep pattern, awake at night, sleep in day
>wake up
>watch a few hours of news on my DVR
>get online and fuck around
>try and find something to eat in this poor hell hole
>more things online
>watch other things on my DVR, shows like "How It's Made", etc
>watch Jeopardy!
>fall asleep to one of these shows, finish watching it the next day.

Fuck.

>>19693786
>>19693845
>>19693856
>>19693879
>>19693881
>that feel when you're more than 2 weeks behind you animu and have like 40 episodes to download and watch

>>19693881
>Sooo many chapters....

>>19693895
It get worse every Season.

>>19693896
Have you read Vinland Saga?

>>19693919
No I didnt, whats it about?

>>19693856
>2011
>not watching steins;gate and kaiji

>>19693881
>that feel when the creator will probably die before finishing it

>>19693927
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vinland_Saga_%28manga%29

http://www.mangareader.net/125/vinland-saga.html

>>19693935
Nichijou is fun as well.
I'm also watching Mayo Chiki, NEET loli, No. 6, Ao no Ex

Every morning I wake up and lather myself in butter than proceed to eat cereal out of my ninja turtle bowl.

NEET LIFE IS BEST LIFE

>>19693746
>wake at 9
>drive to the islands to drop off some mac software for writerfag friend, they don't like libreoffice.
>drive back, set up computer for another person, find out they didn't need it in the first place and it was just the monitor
>sell them my monitor for $50
>get $50 for work as well
>come home, get $20 for shit from yard sale
>pizza time


fuck yeah

>Wake up 12 hours ago
>/g/
>Dinner
>/g/
>Hang out with friends for 2 hours till 12
>/g/
>Fap
>Watch Bourne Supremacy when I should be sleeping
>/g/

>>19693936
Kaze no Stigma... Bad-ass main character, all went well.. and OFUCK the mangaka is dead.

>shower
lol no thx. why shower if you have nowhere to go

>>19693988
There is so much wrong with this.

>>19693988
It feels good to be clean.

Fuck what did I even do today. It's mostly a blur.

So, do you people live off your parents or what?

>Wake up at about 12
>Contemplate getting up
>Lay in bed for 30 minutes thinking
>Get up, turn on computer, eat 4 pizza minis
>Drink a pepsi
>Do random shit on the computer (Manage blog, look at headphones, etc)
>Go to brothers for BBQ
>Discuss money making, eat chicken
>Get back
>Manage blog some more
>Look at more headphones
>drink half a pepsi
>talk to friends
>browse /g/
>Wonder what NEET stands for.

>>19694009
I hate it when that happens.

Heck, I don't even remember what I did 15 minutes ago...

>>19693936
no, don't even make me think about something like that.

>>19694020
yup.

>>19694009
kinda normal I guess.

>>19694024
Not in Employment, Education or Training.

>>19694024
Not in Education, Employment or Training.

>>19694024
>Not in Education, Employment or Training

but who cares, it's just another greentext thread.

>>19694028
I think I may have slept today, but I can't tell, for all I know I could have been on /g/. I'm not even sure what day it is anymore.

Thursday?
>Checks
Well fucking hell it's almost Monday.

>>19694045
Oh, I'm self employed, but I don't really do shit cause my business runs itself.

>>19694020
Nope, just chilling in my own apartment, living off welfare. Feelsprettygoodman.

>>19694062
what do you do?
Please don't say one of those MLM schemes...

>wake up
>look at girlfriend lying beside me
>kiss her to wake up
>she sleepily smiles at me
>we finally get up
>eat
>she leaves for dentist
>4chan

my day so far
expect some >fucking and making out when she comes back :)

>>19694078
Advertising.

$200 minimum, sit on my ass and find funny or informative stuff on the internets.

>>19694080
I did the same thing with my waifu, except she never leaves my side.

>>19694092
$200 minimum a day*

>>19694080
>In virtual world amirite?

>>19694092
Awesome.....what's the best way to advertise a one-man computer repair company? I have phonebooks bleeding me dry, an SEO service, craigslist, and my BBB profile.

>>19694080
This doesn't even happen in my dreams anymore.
The closest thing I'll ever get is when I'm visiting my parents and the cat jumps into my bed and sleeps while I'm watching anime.

>wake up
>/g/

>not yet happened

>wake up
>fuck around for a few hours
>go back to sleep
>wake up
>fuck around for a few hours
>troll /a/ for a while
>think about stuff
>watch some dumb movie
>write another 30 lines on that blog engine
>install Debian on old netbook
>think about stuff
>fuck around on /g/

>>19694138
Phonebooks are basically going to do nothing for that sort of thing. It's pretty hard to advertise a business with no storefront or commercial office that is local. I honestly have no good tips for you because all of my advertising is done online. You could buy a domain like www.pcrepairin(town).com and just own the search engines for "Computer Repair (town)". If you have a bestbuy in your town then good luck, get a day job. Most of the idiots that don't know how to fix computers will go to Bestbuy unless they're cheap. Boast low prices and fast repair, and use the word "Professional" a lot.

>wake up at 6
>fap three times before getting up at noon
>go on deck and play dice with neighbors
>make Ramen on stovetop with my grill
>"Holy shit, there was a hurricane last night."
>no power, can't use computer
>play Minecraft when power comes back
dayinthelife.png

>>19694144
cats are fucking great too, so thats very close to the real girl
althoug a gf is better in many ways

>fucking a cat

>Wake up
>Shower
>Make sammich
>Watch anime and queue up some other stuff.

>>19694214
Fuck. I have no storefront, because I'm under 30 in a city of people over 60. I can't afford it, and nobody will even consider me.

Best Buy is fucking me big time, I'm thinking of just selling the business, selling the van (it has a vinyl wrap for the business, lulz) and being their mobile tech dude.

>>19694080
Why did you have to post this.

>only internet is on phone, no 3G signal
>a few appointments later
>been awake for 3 hours, woke up, too anxious to sleep again
>girlfriend consistently blows me off (not in the good way) to get high instead of seeing me
>horribly depressed
>anxiety kicking in
Oh boy, today's going to be fun.

>Wake up
>Shower
>Make breakfast
>Have coffee
>Consider going back to bed
>Lie on couch until 8:30
>Go get bus
>Go to work
>Stand at work for 8 and a half hours
>Catch bus
>Get home
>Cook dinner
>Eat dinner
>Watch TV
>Go to bed

I'm going to kill myself.

>morning.
>Climb outta bed.
>get RS bots working again.
>friend shows up.
>watch IP man together.
>convince him to climb tree.
>receive coconuts.
>bust open said coconuts on side of the road.
>say our goodbyes.
>buy a bandos chestplate, dick around with it.
>wander back into /g/.

>Alarm clock goes off playing blind guardian
>THE MORNING SUNNNNNN
>Get up and air guitar
>Shower (still air guitaring and mouthing lyrics)
>get out, turn off music
>drink coffee
>watch ponies
>watch steins gate
>drink more coffee
>/g/
>ride bike
>go home
>/g/
>eat dinner
>lay on bed hugging pillow imagining waifu
>/g/
>/g/ while hugging pile imagining waifu
>watch adventure time, relate to ice king
>watch gunbuster
>zone out listening to the cat snore
>snap pit of it
>reflect on day, consider suicide
>go to bed
>sleep imagining waifu

>>19694689
pit/out

Time to fulfill the last two. Pretend there's an extra /g/ in there.

>wake up
>gf wants to have sex
>cum in her anus while she blows me
>take a shower
>go out
>buy the new razer blade
>run back home
>start unboxing
>wake up
fml

>>19694689
>Metal right in the monring
>Waifu
>ponies
>anime
>consider suicide

what

>wake up
>eat
>fap
>shower
>fap in shower
>post here
>get food

>>19694689
>ponies
>consider suicide
You're either not watching enough ponies or you're somehow doing it wrong.

>>19694658
>not dropping his own BCP from bandos himself

>>19693895

>>19694724
>>cum in her anus while she blows me

Wait, wat....