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!SISTER.aWQ 08/04/11(Thu)23:52 No.19224796 File1312516357.png-(6 KB, 308x360, gwarrior.png)
The Apple Mac Pro. The greatest computer ever conceived and constructed. Only a man like Steve Jobs could create such a marvel.
Bullshit.
Let's take a look at this.
Let's build us a Mac Pro from Apple's official website.
Let's give it the most powerful processor, RAM, HD, and graphics options available.
Let's give it two quadcore CPUs at 3.0 GHz.
Let's give it just one 750 GB HD.
Let's give it 16 GB of RAM.
Now let's give it a NVIDIA Quadro FX 4500 512MB, Stereo 3D (2 x dual-link DVI) for the graphics.
Now let's forget everything else, all the other tacked-on shit, no modem or monitor even.
The Mac's final cost: $10,543.00
Now let's go to newegg and build the exact same thing.
Let's
give our newegg computer the exact same shit for HD, RAM, and CPU
options. Hell, let's give it another CPU, and another damn graphics
card, and finally let's slap on two cases.
That's right, two
fucking cases, and let's make sure they're just as tough as the Mac's
case, and make sure they're the most expensive cases Newegg has to
offer.
And let's assume you pay some fucker a thousand bucks to assemble it. And let's buy both Vista AND XP while we're at it.
PC Final cost: $7,069.83
Damn,
what should we do with that $3,473.17? Let's buy five God damn XBox
360s and while we're at it let's get some of the newest shootin` games,
like BioShock, Halo 3, and the VALVE Orange Box.
Now what should we do with what we have left?
Shit,
why not put a down payment on one of those new Maserati? And let's buy
some fucking cocaine while we're at it, and maybe get some surgery to
turn our right arm into a giant cock. Why the hell not? With all that
money I could've wasted on a MacPRO, I could instead make my arm a
fucking penis to shove up Steve Jobs ass, hopefully killing him. |