>He left his bedroom only to use the bathroom and had never gone out of the house in the last four years.

i laughed

>He left his bedroom only to use the bathroom and had never gone out of the house in the last four years.

How is this possible?

>>18307241
>that's just how i imagine 90% of you, /g/

>>18307249
awesome parenting.

/g/ - Ryan Cleary

>Run a text redistributer
>Life in prison
>Europe

The Met is one of the best police forces in the world. They wouldn't be doing this if all he did was run an IRC server.

>He left his bedroom only to use the bathroom and had never gone out of the house in the last four years.

He will feel right at home in a prison cell.

> the Sun

>>Run an IRC server and you get 20 years.
1/100

>>18307299

>The Met is one of the best police forces in the world.

[Citation Needed]

>>18307291
Except he's being extradited to the US.

>The Sun
Stopped reading right there.

>a bit of a geek
>spends every day of the last 4 years with his computer
>a bit

>>18307299
>usa calls
>oh yes sir murrikan we'll arrest him and ship him over sir

Heavy metal huh? I wondered if he played them violent video games too.

I have a feeling the mother's exaggerating or The Sun is.

>>18307324
>dem incoming misinformed media reports

>He locks himself in his room every day, closes the curtains and spends hours at a time online

>closes the curtains

I thought that comic was a joke man..

>>18307299

Crap. They will do as their master from across the pond orders.

As always.

so, is he the real guy, or does lulzsec just fucked somebody to sacrifize instead of being taken?

>>18307339
A lot of people do this, maybe not to the extreme of locking yourself in for 4 years, but it's not that uncommon nor weird.

>>18307339

'That cartoon' will be presented as evidence in this chaps trial.

> mastermind

lol

He just ran one of their IRC servers. I feel pretty sorry for Ryan though, that really sucks. I don't feel empathy for many people.

>>18307324
nah, just minecraft.

>>18307339
Comic?

>>18307314
http://www.stufflobby.com/2010/11/top-5-world-police-forcesdepartments/

There you go.

Well atleast he can overcome his agoraphobia in jail. Bubba might also help him with dat ADD.

>>18307388
If Bubba has the big dick I've heard he has, Ryan better get used to "open spaces".

>>18307372
>feeling sorry for anyone retarded enough to support lulzsec

>Run an IRC server and you get 20 years.

stoppped reading right there

>>18307386
>1. Royal Canadian Mounted Police – Canada:

Hmm I wonder how he will do in a US prison

>>18307405
>2. Scotland Yard – London:
>The Met is one of the best police forces in the world.
>2. Scotland Yard – London:

>>18307406
looks kampfy

>>18307386

Well, if that aint the poorest attempt at trolling I have seen tonight...

>>18307406
He will finally lose his virginity.

>>18307406
he will be in federal prison its mostly tax fraud and money laundering

>>18307386
Victorian Police at number 5, whoever wrote that list really has no fucking idea.

>>18307386
>Welcome to our website www.stufflobby.com, it’s the best website of its type. You can find everything on it, as its theme is to be dedicated for the sake of everyday growing knowledge. The basic idea of the www.stuffLobby.com is to give you people the best material to enhance your information about every topic. I am continuously trying to increase your knowledge about all the stuff going around in the world. You can get to know every interesting fact going on in the universe.

sure looks like a respectable source

>>18307315
I doubt this. You can fight this easily. Just the unreasonable jail time will suffice to not grant extradition.

how did they come to him?

>>18307429
I think the biggest logical fallacy is the fact he needs a citation to know the met is one of the best police forces in the world...

>His mother would leave his food outside the door.
I don't know whether to laugh at, or bro-fist this fucker!

"Bitch! When I say, 'Make me a Sandwich' you know the drill -- You Leave the SANDWICH BY THE DOOR! I don't want to look at your ugly ass-face!"

>>18307425
>>18307429


Exactly - the website is utter garbage and the idiot who used it here as evidence to back up his claim is a complete fucking fool.

>>18307406
>mexicans everywhere

I'm guessing this prison is close to the border?

>>18307405

>Implying the mounties are fucking terrifying

>>18307473
Since their are no blacks, probably.

>>18307473

Prison?

Its the onsite staff accommodation at NSA headquarters, Fort Meade in Maryland

>>18307464

>cant prove his statement

>oh my god, he so dum for not knowing XD

yeah, nope

>The teenager’s half-brother told the paper: "Ryan used to be part of WikiLeaks. He has upset someone doing that and they made a Facebook page having a go at him."

>mfw

>>18307386
Seemed plausible until I show LAPD. Discredited source.

>>18307299

Brit here, don't make me fucking laugh.

>>18307504

Hyper-capitalism and 'social networking' technology have bred a generation of imbeciles.

Here is proof.

Honestly I think Prison would be good for him, he is already in a prison of his own. Now he can make real friends instead of e-friends

>>18307510

It was never plausible - the website is retarded, to say the least

>>18307406
I think I found his new bunk-mate!

>>18307536


Yeah.

"Can I add you?... In my ass?"...

>>18307267
I do it too
Living the dream.

>>18307546
how the fuck would a add agoraphobic recluse ever fucking deal with that

>>18307566

With Lube.

Lots of lube.

God, a baby could use a LOIC, type some random garbage into the IP and press hit. And you can get 20 years for this. I lol'd.

But yeah, first time offenders get 20 years, but a rapist can get away with 5 years because he plead guilty? What the flying fuck is the world coming to?

>>18307504
>The teenager’s half-centaur brother told the paper: "Neih! Ryan used parts of WikiLeaks, ::snort:: He was upset at someone who didn't like pon⁠⁠⁠ies and made a Facebook page to have a laugh at them." before trotting off into the Sun's set.

>the sun

I can just see the media now:

Ryan spent his time playing:
>Violent video games
>Watching pornography
>Browsing 4chan
>Looking at loli hentai

These fucking kids ruining my internet.

>>18307241

they got the wrong cleary - look at this wikipedia page this is obviously the correct person they should have arrested

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ryan_Cleary

Ryan Cleary (born November 20, 1966) is a Canadian politician and journalist from Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada. He is the Member of Parliament for St. John's South—Mount Pearl.

Born in Gander and raised in Riverhead, Harbour Grace, and Bay Roberts, Cleary graduated from the journalism program at the Stephenville campus of the College of the North Atlantic in 1989. On May 2, 2011, Cleary was elected to the House of Commons in the 2011 election.

>He suffers from agoraphobia -- the fear or open spaces

well then hes gonna be fine in prison!

>>18307580

>What the flying fuck is the world coming to?

A new order.

Rape is cool. But fucking with the technology that will eventually be total in its power of enslavement is a heinous crime.

>>18307566
[spoilers]he doesn't, his ass DIES[/yesiknowwedon'thavespoilertagsupporthere]

>>18307619
>rape is cool.

i am okay with this.

>>18307634

I didnt mean it is cool as such, rather in the eyes of the law, it is but a misdemeanour compared to messing with the technologies of repression

http://www.mirror.co.uk/2011/06/22/ryan-cleary-teenage-global-hacker-suspect-s-mum-thought-he-was-ju
st-playing-computer-games-115875-23218107/

i recognise the house - this faggot used to post in a lot of the battle station threads

>>18307536
>>18307553

>>18307677
who posts a pic of their hours from the outside

>>18307677
Don't much remember that.

Do you have a picture handy?

>>18307677
>i recognise the house - this faggot used to post in a lot of the battle station threads
>implying he went outside enough to do that

>>18307677
>ryan-cleary-teenage-global-hacker-suspect-s-mum-thought-he-was-just-playing-computer-games

never change mainstream journalism, never change.

>>18307694
>>18307709
fairly sure its that house i just remember someone once left geolocation info in the exif data on a photo they posted
and i'm fairly certain thats the house i was looking at

>>18307597
>>Ryan spent his time playing:
>Violent video games
>Watching pornography
>Browsing 4chan
>Looking at loli hentai
At least he wasn't playing violent pornographic loli hentai videos games on 4chan!

Oh wait, /f/ still exists.

>>18307406
Spot the Bubba.

>>18307719

>Stunned Rita, 44 – who suffers from agoraphobia

This shit is bad even by the mirror's shitty standards

>>18307677
>“He stays in his room, you’ll be lucky if he opens the blinds. I think someone has a grudge against him.”

The fuck? I keep my blinds closed because I live in a shitty neighborhood now and my house faces the street where anyone can see me.

so who did lulzsec oust recently? i cant see any tweets newer than 21 hours but apparently they outed a 'rat'?

ITT idiotic Americans actually believe he only ran an IRC server
He's part of the most prolific hacking group in history, they've already done billions in damages by taking down SCOA and the CIA, what makes you think this kid is really what he appears to be?
Here in England our legal system takes things seriously, unlike in America, so if this bloke is going to court they have a very good reason.

>>18307757

nvm, 20 new tweets..

pb / MBEsm5XQ

>>18307774
are you like illiterate or trolling or something? i can't really tell

>>18307757
>implying lulzsec arent rats

1) create a hacking group called lulzsec
2) differentiate it from anonymous
3) draw in anonymous hackers and gain credability
4) get info on anonymous hackers
5) hand them over to the fbi or police

I said all along lulzsec were fbi stooges and i am right - they are

>>18307774
i give you a 4/10 because someone's gonna fall for that