Moot sold every server but one for money to spend on his Apple product addiction

moot is having sex with the servers

>>17410200
so he kept the mac mini?

I got a bunch of 503 errors when I was looking for a proxy to use, but on my normal connection I've yet to see one.
Are you in Europe?

I cannot take it anymore. Moot either you fix this shit for good or kill it so another chan takes over. You shit fuck.

It's so moot can say: "Hey guys, now that nothing werks on 4chan, lol, come over and spread your butt wide on my Canv.as."

Everyone is getting them, constantly. There's even a waifu roll thread on /a/ based around how fucked up the page is when it loads.

>17410200
pic related

>>17410217
Getting constant 503s up here in Alaska.

>>17410261
>Everyone is getting them, constantly.
Again, I'm not.

>>17410262
That's in Alaska though.

>>17410178
Fuck it. Operation jeronamo, let's get a seal team 6 thread going, an intelligence thread going and find moot.
"TEAM SIX SHOWED UP IN CHOPPERS IT WAS SO CASH!!"

>>17410289
Everyone but you. I'm in ND.

>>17410305
I guess I'm extremely lucky then.

Confirmed in New York as well

Getting them nonstop.

>>17410317
Open a fucking VPN for us. What could go wrong? This been /g/.

>>17410289
South America faggot here, getting 503s like mad and stylesheets load in a yearly basis

Central California's getting 503 errors.

Indianapolis is 503ing like a mother fucker yo.

NC here, none of my friends or I have any problems.

>>17410292
>Let's get a seal team

>>17410341
I can't into networking, so there's no way I'd open my PC up to 4chan since it'd probably be improperly secured and everyone would find my kinky fetish porn.

Tennessee here, 503 errywhere

SPAINFAG reporting in. Constant 503s here at the other side of the atlantic. Moot fix this you fucker.

Iowa here, getting faggoty 503's.

Looks like 4chan is getting shut down by the FBI, finally.

nebraska 503 club here

Cablevision here in Westchester County NY
503, 503 errywhere.

moot can't handle two ladies at a time

not getting 503 but the page keeps defaulting to FUCKING BURICHAN.

Texas, haven't had a single failure all day.

Is it possible to ddos 4chan?!

Netherlands here, 503'in all day

>>17410370
>a forum full of potentially extreme sexual deviants might find my pictures of feet and hairy armpits

Oh no.

Suddenly, 4chan is a place with people all over the globe. Wait, it has always been like that.

But faggots, if the problem is from the servers, why would your location be relevant? /b/ said that they were having a bitch fight with Tumblr. I hope both die.

>>17410371
Brofist.

also getting 503 constantly

>>17410378
country brofist. 503 hell here.

Northern Virginia confirmed for 503 all day errday

Finfag here, nginx all day.

>>17410398
gooi nog een friko in het vet
voor het wachten...

>>17410289
Im in Chicago you fat wisconsin fuck, im getting them like crazy

>>17410395
That's new

you dumb bastards don't even know what error codes mean...

>>17410409
>But faggots, if the problem is from the servers, why would your location be relevant?
Routing issues, perhaps? Load balancing?q

>>17410419
frikandellen en hamburgers zijn al op, momenteel overgestapt naar cornflakes, als een baas.

>>17410289
Cincinnatifag here, 503s constantly pop up.

Its tumblr dont u guys ever check /b/

>>17410359
Where in NC because I'm in Charlotte on Roadrunner and I'm seeing them sometimes.

>>17410397
It's happened so many fucking times, it's not even funny.

>>17410449
>/b/

No.

>>17410397
>Is it possible to ddos 4chan?!
what are you new or something?

>>17410449
Of course not, since I'm not a 12yo faggot who thinks that downloading a tool and clicking a button makes me a cool and edgy hacker

>>17410453
/soc/------>

>nginx
No wonder it sucks
other than being hosted alongside canv.as

>>17410449
>dont u guys ever check /b/

..No?

>>17410425
Hey, a fellow Chicagobro. 503s like crazy for me, too.

>>17410419
This post does nothing to convince me that Dutch is not just a retarded version of German.

>>17410495
I speak both fluent. Being german, talking german at home at all times but going to dutch schools. The languages are completely different to me. No Idea why people would think they are even remotely similar.

>>17410475
then what DOES make u a cool and edgy hacker?

if(document.title == '503 Service Temporarily Unavailable') { location.reload(); }

swiss here
also reporting some 503s

>>17410403
>Feet and armpits
I have more deviant fetishes than that, this only being on the light end.

>>17410528
fuck me, great idea.

/b/ pissed off tumblr and they're attacking our servers.

Simples

>>17410528
Fuck yes why does noone do this

>>17410528
that won't solve Style hell and pics not loading up.

Poland, no 503's here.

if you guys hung out with my /b/rothers more you'd know that the 12 year olds on tumblr are butthurt again. its /b/'s fucking fault as usual, what else is new.

that being said, FUCKING 503 EVERYWHERE

>>17410556
>Put 4chan css into userscript CSS plugin
>???
>Profit

>>17410521
You can start by not calling yourself a hacker, or calling other people skitties.

>>17410563
even 503's forget poland
badum, etc

>>17410542
you might be the biggest faggot if all the faggots. I hope the bad things in life happen to you, and only you.

>>17410569
But we don't want to hang with your "brothers" because they are still in high school.

>>17410549
>>17410569
I miss the days when /b/ was on its own server, then we wouldn't have to put up with the repercussions of their faggotry.

Is that Marisa up to her chest in cum?

>>17410542
>giving a fuck about his fetishes
It's not like we're going to email your mom about it.

Wait, that already happened here with Vicophine. Did he ever come back?

>>17410569
>/b/rothers
More like underaged/b/&s.

>>17410483
what alternative is there? fuckin lighty with its insanely overpriced subpar performance in comparison to nginx?

httpd with its bloat and lolmemoryusage?

or IIS with its lol windows approach to permissions.

>>17410371
Tennessee also

>>17410569
The faggots at /b/ are still 12.

I'm pretty sure you're 15 or so.

>>17410599
That or someone poured a shit load of hot glue and/or starch and water in a jar.

>>17410217
>>17410262
>>17410289
>>17410305
>>17410317
>>17410326
>>17410342
>>17410349
>>17410356
>>17410359
>>17410371
>>17410378
>>17410381
>>17410385
>>17410387
>>17410395
>>17410398
and on and on and on.. half of /g/ confirmed for retarded, thinking their location makes any difference

>/b/ is mentioned.
>/g/ turns to shit. Again.

Fuck you guys.

>>17410595
No need for it now as /soc/ and such is moving traffic.

Moots mac mini server just isnt cutting it

>wordfilters everywhere

>>17410599
I doubt it.

>>17410627
I was hoping for some sort of yogurt or soap mixture. (Because I don't want it to be cum.)

If it's cum, I doubt it came from only one person.

Also, Britfag here. 503 EVERYWHERE.

(mainly when using /b/)

>>17410635
If location doesn't make a difference then why am I not getting the 503 errors?

>>17410595
Indeed. I also wish there were still different servers so that if one posted on img, he would get an automatic three-day ban from orz and zip. You know, to help keep the hardcore /b/tards off of the semi-decent boards.

>4chan you so silly

>>17410668
Because you're lucky. You could run in the middle of a bullet fest. Everyone gets shot and you don't.

Yes, that's possible.

>>17410655
It's still pretty brutal. I was about to enjoy some oysters, I don't feel very well now.

>>17410607
>httpd with its bloat and lolmemoryusage?
Hypertext Transfer Protocol Daemon with its bloat and lolmemoryusage..
I guessing you meant apache with that, but still it sounds retarded.

>>17410668
go fuck yourself faggot