What did you get sent to jail for?
Im guessing CP?

>implying nerds get arrested

http://www.pcworld.com/businesscenter/article/217601/hackers_get_access_to_new_jersey_school_data_sy
stem.html

Times a changing OP

Welcome back op

macs, macs everywhere. What'd you go to jail for?

>>17135869
Nerds can fall into the wrong crowds at times.

>porn, shitty posts

newfag

>greentext
OP is a shitty troll

>>17135865
It was not CP. Why do people still think that 4chan is full of pedos ? Most are trolls or LE agents.
It was spamming. I sent a couple emails and they got me ;_; Feels bad man. But i learned my lesson.

>implying greentexting was around 3 years ago

>>17135874
>PC WORLD.COM
>USING A GREEN OVAL LINK
WHAT THE FUCK HOW WAS THIS ALLOWED!!!!

>>17135913
>6 years for spam emails

...Wait, really? that's harsh unless it was some kind of phishing scam.

>It's not clear whether the message went out, but if it did, parents in Plainfield would have received a technically accurate but tedious lecture on the difference between the Linux kernel and the GNU/Linux operating system.

Oh god /g/

>>17135913
You went to jail...for spamming?

>>17135935
3 years, new friend. Learn to comprehend.

>>17135856

Google mad a shitty internet-bases OS and gave out free laptops

one of these unboxing threads led to dragon dildos and now /g/ expects dragon dildos every time

>>17135856
I know how you feel, bro. Captcha sucks I FUCKING HATE CAPTCHA

>>17135856
Reported, your offtopic shit and misuse of the quote system is not appreciated.

>>17135955
Sorry, read that wrong.

Still, what the fuck?

>>17135874
>received a technically accurate but tedious lecture on the difference between the Linux kernel and the GNU/Linux operating system.
that gets me EVERYTIME

>>17135953
I have trouble believing it, but if true, then I support it.

>>17135967

IBM built another supercomputer capable of understanding questions that way humans ask them

and proceeded to rape EVERYONE at Jeopardy.
/g/ thought the singularity had come.

>>17135967

>>17135975
It was stock spam. Was a poorfag and needed money. But I will never engage in illegal activities again. Prison is nowhere to what they describe in movies. Dont do bad things, kids !

>>17135998

An update on why Apple is still a bad company

>>17135913
> I sent a couple emails
To how many people?
And what was the payload?

>>17136022
I stated it earlier, it was stock spam. and to a couple of people as in "many".

>>17136013

Apple made a tablet called the iPad(now 2nd gen)
starting a tablet fad using iOS, Windows, Android, even MeeGo(from Nokia))

Macs now use aluminum unibodies and this year's Macbooks use a new proprietary port called Thunderbolt, wich looks like will become the new firewire.

>>17136006
please, explain to us how it is.

>>17135856
When did /g/ turn from guro to technology?

Anyone know?

nintendo released the 3ds. 3d glasses free and a joystick. Plus more. Also moot continues to prove his fagotry has no bounds.

>>17136075

Minecraft is a sandbox game for autistic neckbeards made by an autistic neckbeard in Sweden

members of /g/ love it or hate it
those who do run a dedicated server with a town of over 40 people

3 years and 6 months probation for spamming? shit. you sure there wasn't anything else they caught you for?

>>17136123

here is a chart of popular smartphones from earlier this year

Wait.
So OP Missed the Fermi Shitstorm?
Feels bad man.

>>17136158
1.7, woodscrews, etc.

>>17136006
what's the jail like? I would like to know, if it wouldn't bother you too much to tell...

>>17136127
yes, because I dont live in China.

I bet it was some sort of draconian European law (or Australian) against spamming. You know how those Europeans love to dictate how to live your life.

>>17136227
>implying the USA is even different
>implying the USA doesn't gain money from having people in prison

>>17135856
>>get released last week, enjoy freedom.

So you finally got around to installing Gentoo? Nice!

>>17136254
Problem buttmad european?

>>17136158

I was about to get to that

Fermi includes the Nvidia graphics cards made for the GTX 400 and 500 series

when the GTX 480 was released, it was soon known for running hot enough to boil water, and cook various foods, and suspected to be the cause of several housefires

there are several memes related, including 1.7% yields, woodscrews, porkshoulders, inelite(a shitty tripfag) and now the GTX 590 is known for burning out even at stock clocks and voltage.

drivers have improved them, but there are still plenty of problems.

ATI, which was dropped by AMD for their name has plenty of problems too, but are known for having cheaper, but lower performance in high stress games/applications

>>17136264
I aint even mad
U just stooped

>>17135856
Newfags poured in from other areas of the web 2.0 shitfest about the same time you left and turned it into a social network. The entire original paradigms of both humor and decorum have been annihilated while hoards of pussy teens and women ravage our once proud and unique culture. I feel sorry you my friend, but feel worse for those us who had to watch it happen.

>>17136269

anime threads are common on /g/ now, which are justified by it's previous name as /g/uro and being on an anime-related site.

At best, "does /g/ like anime"
at worst, uncensored loli porn dumps

>>17135874
I remember that!
I got thread banned for commenting, didn't even contribute, fucking lazy mods.

Where do you live OP? Politics have been taking a swing toward the right the past few decades. Jail time for spamming. Come on. What a waste.

I'm sure you noticed, but we have a new board >>>/soc/. moot started canv.as, which is like 4chan but with tons more underage kids and shitty memes everywhere. /r9k/ and /new/ are gone.

the only really big thing you missed out on /g/ was the fermi shitstorm.

You complain about greentext, but yet you, who supposedly has been to year for 3½ years, know exactly the classical way of doing it?

My troll sense is tingling.

>>17136300
>Newfags poured in from other areas of the web 2.0 shitfest about the same time you left and turned it into a social network.

The most beautifully condensed description of post '07 4chan you'll ever read.

>>17136332
the hardcore porn board is gone... forget what that was called...

/vp/ is here now to get the pokefags out of /v/, and it was pretty good for about a day until it turned into a rping board

good for poke-info though

Lol op, i feel your pain. I was in jail for 2 years on a distribution charge with multiple counts of paraphernalia Mostly because i was already on probation, but still shit fucking sucked. I'm doing a year of probation, and when i got out everything had changed :( from 4chan to my IRC channels, it's sad how much 2 years can change shit :(

>>17136300

Seconded tenfold.

They've taken 4chan, turned it into a shitfest and now claim we're 'crying' about it when we point it out. It's hilarious because once this place turned to utter shit, I pretty much visit once per week or so. In reality, I feel sorry for them because they spend their time here. They're the ones who SHOULD be crying.

>>17136345
how do you think he found out about green text?

>>17136345
that, and he's using a rageface meme which screams newfag. but, whatev.

>>17136371
Still, I doubt he would do it in the same way as the others do, if he now really despises it. Also, I think he would have made the thread earlier if he actually took his time to ''learn'' it.
>>17136372
This further proves my point, thank you.

>>17136310
>anime threads are common on /g/ now
>now
Just how NEW are you?

Someone give him the link to the Fermiville story.

Oh after chanology got too many underageb& faggots and facebook friends onto 4chan memegenerator killed what was left of the content, and /b/ failed. Then everyone left 4chan and some came over to /g/. That's what you've got now.

It looks like you guys need my help again...

>>17136420

>>17136310
>At best, "does /g/ like anime". at worst, uncensored loli porn dumps
i think you meant to reverse these

>>17136435

>>17136450

no one posted about /g/'s first raid on that elementary school? i am disappoint.

>>17136420
>the way its meant to be grilled
i lold heartily

>>17136457

>>17136476
Hey, I have this one too.

Now I will share with you some of the best OC from our glorious board ever. I don't remember if it has a troll ending.

>>17136360

Yeah, pretty much. The people who showed up around that time have no idea what they missed, or what they killed. They literally missed anything that was ever worth coming to the site for. Before everything post was a troll, before every response was "u mad" or "u jelly", before 4chan was a dump truck for people social lives - there was our precious and endearing culture that will be with me for the rest of my life. The culture of waha and longcat and endless permutations of cockmonger and happynegro... of a wealth of creativity and originality that is now long, long gone.

>>17136495

> 22 Years old male, beta as fuck.
> Own a small but thanks to hard graft marketing somewhat recognized after-hours 7pm - 7am Apple/Windows/ Linux (ubuntu) tech support company, Study Engineering through Open University (prisoner BEng), work part-time as a cleaner from 6am-9am and 3pm-6pm, meager wage but well supplimented by my tech support side-business.
> 10-15 customers a month, still not that bad seeing as I cook my books. (aha, I only claim to the tax man as many customers as ones who have the cuntfuckery to pay with cheque's)

> Friday night, usually a slow night for business, blazing a spliff watching anime and pondering having a wank.
> Get a call at 9pm, macbook air failing to "load", work deleted, distressed woman, decide to cash in, tell her I'll be there right away. (ka-ching! apple customers!)

> Attractive mid 20's female distressed over her 30 pages worth of work being unsaved when the crash happened.
> "Don't worry miss customer, It'll take some time (and dorru on your part) but I will get your work back"
> Sitting in living room watching Kerrang TV with miss customer, talking about what she does (sales desk bunny at BMW), how the work she lost was relevant to her uni work (prisoner BA in philosophy), she asked why I worked so late, I explained it was partial insomnia, but mostly because I enjoy staying up late.
> She gets a call, goes into her kitchen to take the call, hear her voice slowly get higher and higher, until she reaches a "WELL FUCK YOU THEN GARY! I'VE HAD ENOUGH! IT'S OVER!" stays in the kitchen for a while raging. I sit in the livingroom feeling awkward as fuck, wondering how I should act.

>>17136504

> Miss Customer comes into the living room in tears, apologizes to me for the commotion, I, rather cautiously ask what happened, she spills how much of a prick her now ex-boyfriend is over the 2 years they were together, I decide to console her, I have a heart after all.
> "Do you Drink White Wine Mr. Technician?" Sure, I accepted, I was already fucking her sideways for my services, why not drink her booze?
> "I just wish I could find a guy who knows what romance is, y'know? How hard is it to be supportive? How hard is it to show someone you care? I did everything for that bastard and he'd rather be out with his mates than here, he does it all the fucking time! He only see's me when he wants something! I'm sick of it! No offense but with a complete stranger in my house I'd have thought he'd at least be a little bit concerned but he's too busy with his fucking loser friends."
> Decide to be earnestly corny and play on her philosophy. "Miss Customer, in my opinion the point of love is not deriving pleasure from what you receive, it's deriving pleasure from giving, however if the exchange is not equivalent, it cannot sustain itself, in love you share a part of yourself with another person and trust them to share part of themselves back, when they don't you loose that part of yourself, and that gap you left becomes a drain, it sounds to me like you just hit your breaking point... it's natural, from what you've told me I wouldn't blame you, just remember that when he comes calling again that a tiger never looses it's stripes."
> "Pheh... wow. I guess a guy like you has a girlfriend..."
> "Why do you say that?"
> She takes the wine glass back and finishes off her second glass "The good ones are ALWAYS taken..."

>>17136511

> I laughed, "Miss Customer, I've not had a girlfriend for about 2 years now, I've had my share of heatbreak and misfortune, after the last relationship went nuclear I decided to give it a break and focus on myself for a while..."
> Miss. customer smiled and poured both of us another glass and offered me a cigarette. "It's a shame, not many men out there can appreciate love and romance... it's all about sex and getting what you want with them"
> "Pfft. sex is a small part of it, without meaning it's just two people fucking... Though it's not completely one-sided you know... My last girlfriend was treated like a princess, Roses, Chocolates, a few weekends in Paris, the whole she-bang and that was just because. but over the 4 years she got used to it, she started to expect it and in a way I spoiled her, I'd be hard pressed to do those kinds of things for another woman because I learned by my mistakes, chivalry is dead because girls like her killed it, and guys like me put the gun in their hands"
> She genuinely looked shocked. "WAIT! YOU DID ALL THOSE THINGS FOR HER!?"
> "Yeah... In my eyes, she deserved it, i just wanted to see her happy. seeing her with that smile was worth anything to me."
> She shook her head in disbelief and laughed. "My ex thought he was lord fucking byron when he remembered my birthday... You're a real catch!"
> "Nah... it might seem like it but there's tons of guys like me out there, they're just harder to find than your run of the mill guy"
> "If only it was the other way around" she poured us both another glass.

>>17136511
>green text fail

>>17136519

> About done with fixing and recovering her work with her Air, at this point she was £90 down, I decided to remind her of the time and how much it was costing, she completely didn't mind which lead me to believe she had more money than sense... I asked if she had anything else worth a technicians hand and offered her a few more services such as Jailbreaking her IPhone, securing her insecure network, selling her a Mini DVI to HDMI adapter and teaching her how to use her air to watch HD Movies downloaded from a few websites I was planning to show her how to use... we agreed on £220 for everything, considering she'd never have to pay for films or music again after I showed her how to stay safe while pirating... not bad for an easy nights work.

> Behind her TV, taking it upon myself to sort out the cabling, shes sitting legs up on the sofa messing with her iphone. then conversation breaks out.
> "Okay Technician, I have a question"
> "Go for it."
> "Don't you ever miss having a girlfriend?"
> "... sure I do, everyone gets lonely."
> "I'm scared of that, not having someone to cuddle, I've never been good with being by myself"
> "... well for me it just becomes the norm after a while"
> "you get what I mean though, don't you?"
> "Sure I do, I'm the soft type"
> "Yeah... you come off pretty soft now we've had chance to speak properly"
> "You think? I'm told I come off quite cold."
> "You do at first"
> "Doesn't everyone these days?"
> "Well not everyone, but yeah most people..."
> "Aren't you getting tired? It's past 12... I can come back tomorrow night if you want"
> "no no! It's fine, if I go to bed now I'd only think too much"
> "about him?"
> "yeah."
> "I see... should I charge you for keeping you company too?"

>>17136524

Yes, but it's easier to read this way anyway.

> "No thanks, but you ARE good to talk to, you might be in the wrong job technician, you're nice to chat with,"
> "What? you mean I should be a psychologist? Councillor?"
> "Yeah! You'd be great at it!"
> "I don't think so..."
> "Why not?"
> "I don't do well with people, kind of bad in social situations..."
> "You seem to be doing fine at the moment"
> "haha, well forgive me for saying it, but I don't really see you as a person at the moment, you're a customer, talking while working is part of my customer-facing strategy, nobody likes an anti-social robot in their house, I'm actually trying quite hard right now"
> "Oh..."
> "I didn't mean it like that, you're pretty nice to talk to yourself miss. customer."
> "Really?"
> "Yeah, you're interesting... might just be because of the drama earlier giving us a topic to talk about, but you seem like an accessible person. most girls I meet are... sycophantic and hard to talk to at best"
> "haha, shows what you know about me"
> I got up from the back of the TV a little dusty, brushed myself off and sat down on the sofa with the air
> "What do you mean?"
> "I'm quite shy usually, if anything it's you making me talk"
> "Hah... Maybe it's the wine"
> "... could be, want some more?"
> "if you don't mind"

>>17136498

I was never really active with 4chan back in the day and by the time I saw the appeal, the decline had already started.

There's just so many reasons why, but at the end of the day it's pretty simple. This system where the popular things get bumped and the less popular stay behind naturally always rewards the lowest common denominator. Once there's more idiots than non-idiots they will only rise in numbers exponentially.

>>17136535

> Showed her how to download and watch a film, showed her how to use the HDMI interface, how to get to the HDMI channel on her TV, told her how to stop her problems happening again, told her to regularly save and back up her work to a 2GB USB drive I threw in with the service. was getting ready to pack up

> "All done, That'll be £220 please, Thanks again for using [company name]"
> She handed me the money, "you know, I'm just going to work myself up into a mess... I'm not even tired yet."
> "Watch that film we downloaded, take your mind off it"
> "Well what are you planning to do when you get home?"
> "... watch a movie, smoke weed, browse the net"
> "Why don't you stay here and watch the one we downloaded?"
> "well, err... kinda seems unprofessional"
> "Fuck it, you've been paid right?, you're not working right now, want to chill out and watch a film with me? I've got plenty more wine."
> "I would but you don't even know me, I don't really know you..."
> "So? I know enough to know you're not a creep"
> "... and you're not worried?"
> "Nope, I told you, you're pretty harmless once someone gets to know you... aren't you?"
> "Well... yeah"
> "Okay then!" she handed me her macbook air and asked me to load up the film while she got a fresh bottle of wine.

>>17136544

> I complied with her request, I figured it would be a nice change from sitting on my jack jones watching anime and being on /g/ all night. I put the film on and she cracked a new bottle of wine and bought in some new glasses and a small untouched tub of coffee flavoured icecream to share (Yes, sharing, oh my! an indirect kiss! doushiou!?" etc)
> We talked about ourselves, talked more about the shit you go through in relationships, talk about the best and worst of it, drinking steadily but not excessively throughout, around 2am it crept slowly towards the romance side of things again.
> "Corny... nobody says things like that to a girl"
> "I could."
> "Not as well as that"
> "Maybe not, but I could get a reaction"
> "... Try me then."
> "Well not right now. You can't just pull it out your ass, there needs to be a mood, there's a time for things like that"
> "Scared you'll mess it up and I'll laugh?"
> "No... scared I'll succeed and I'll get jumped in a customers house"
> "Pff! as if! I'm not that type of girl!" she put her glass sown and gave me a slightly annoyed look

>>17136557

> "Sorry, I was joking, don't take me too seriously"
> "Then you won't mind laying down some of your corn as an apology"
> "I told you I can't, there has to be a mood!"
> "What do you mean "a mood?"
> "If I were to show you, you'd freak out and boot me out of here."
> "I wouldn't... not if you didn't touch me anyway"
> "I wouldn't jump you! not that kind of guy!"
> "Then just show me! I promise I won't flip out!"
> "Fine, but if you do flip out, I warned you!"
> "Fine! she shuffled up on the sofa, smirked and said "show me what you got technician!"
> I put my glass down and sat so I was facing her, then took a deep breath and said "umm... hmm..." Deer in headlights, I couldn't think of anything, she was sitting, watching, smiling at me, I was waiting for the "BZZZT!", but she just sat there and said "Take your time", eventually I came out with "You're... beautiful... one of the nicest girls I've met..." stuttering it out like an amateur, I don't know why, but looking into her eyes was writers block, she began to grin, then she said "Harder than you thought?" she shook her head and went to sit up

>>17136564

>"Wait a sec!" I said, "I just need a little bit of time to string it together!" she lay back down and said "no pressure tech"
> Under pressure my shit was all over the place, her "hah, knew you couldn't" face of doubt was pissing me off, I hate failure above all things, and that pressure was building on my mind, fucking me up more, there sat lay on the arm of the sofa smiling, then I thought "Come on! Flattery, Her looks! Her degree! use what you know!", that pressure just built and built and she said "Anything yet?" I thought to myself "Damnit! give me some time!" then, it that moment, it locked in. I said "Your hair..." she was enjoying every second of my block, "What about my hair?" she said as she started to play with it. "Take your time, you're not being graded on this... Come on, what about my hair"
> I took a deep breath and closed my eyes for a sec, then I felt the words forming. "It's shiny, silky... you spend a lot of time on it, you can tell by how good you look that you take care of yourself, you're almost like a..."
>"... a what?"
> "a... doll?"
> She laughed "Okay nice try..." she went to get up again "I'll go get another bottle of wine"
> "I thought "Shit! I'm gonna blow it!" then I blurted out "One more chance!" she smiled and lay back down, then picked up a pillow and hugged it, waiting for my response.
> "Come on tech! romance not flattery, you're bad at flattery, play your strength, take a deep breath, try again!" I took a deep breath and looked at her again, she was enjoying every second of it...

>>17136576

> "You're like a fox..."
> She smiled, "a fox? like... foxy?"
> "A fox... beautiful and noble... smart yet wild..."
> she giggled "go on..."
> "... You have a lot of patience, and you seem like the kind of girl who trusts her instincts and thinks with her heart..." she smiled and gave me a "mmhmm." look, I drew closer to her and said "You like romance because you probably feel you need to connect with people at a deeper level, you're almost cursed by your attractiveness because it draws the assholes, not the real men, all you've ever wanted was someone who could truly appreciate you, love you, make you feel secure, you probably don't care for the material things like chocolates and gifts becase all that matters to you is knowing that in someone elses mind you're number one, you want them to appreciate you the same way you appreciate them..."
> she looked at me with wobbly eyes, I knew I struck a weak point, then, the finisher came out all by itself "If I were your boyfriend, I wouldn't want to leave your side for a second, I'd give without regret because even though I've only just met you, I can tell already that what I gave would be received and appreciated in ways I could only begin to imagine... that alone would be more than enough for me... as I'm sure it'd be enough for you too..."

>>17136576
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>>17136504
Sounds almost as awful as the Sonic fanfics I read occasionally on /v/.

This shit is obviously fake.

>>17136584

> She almost froze, bringing that pillow up to cover her mouth, then, staring blankly at me for what felt like ten seconds she shook it off, smiled and said "I take it back technician... you really know your stuff don't you..." she sat up and said "I'm just going to get some more wine... excuse me" I thought "Too strong... I blew it, It's freaked her out..." she went and got another wine bottle, then we went back to the part in the film where we got to before, from about 3 minutes of silence, she said "You probably said more to me there than any guy has ever said... combined.." drawing out another two cigarettes from her packet and giving one to me. "If you meant it I probably would have lost it"
> I smirked and lit my cigarette "... Who said I didn't mean it? I can only speak from the heart, same as you I guess" she looked at me with a stern look, "Even if you did, I only just broke up with someone, it would be kind of... whorish to jump ship without waiting for the one I'm on to sink, don't you think?", "Maybe... but from what I've heard, you're not planning on stopping on that ship much longer anyway." She blew out loudly in frustration, "Just my fucking luck..", "Does that mean you would? consider going out with me I mean...", she looked at me with a flustered glance, "Umm... I don't know... would you?" I snuffed my cigarette out and drank some more wine, "To be honest, not right away, I'm not the type to jump into things, but I'd like to think we're friends now, right?" she smiled and nodded, "Yep! friends!" she got comfortable on the sofa, "Friends... with prospects..." she looked at me with an eyebrow raised and smiled, "... Sure.", "Then prospectively, can I cuddle upto you?", "Sure, thats what friends do right?" she looked at me, let out a laugh and shook her heard, "Yeah, sure."

This is story is too long, tuning out.

>>17136592
Please just stop.

>>17136592

> The film went on and she leaned against me on the sofa watching, we continued drinking and exchanging snips of conversation, mostly about "prospective things" but then it all died down as the film "got good", then, right at the end when the credits started showing up I peered down, she was asleep. "My god..." I thought to myself "You don't even know me, you're either really stupid, or I come off as threatening as kitten", I slowly tried to slide away from her, replacing myself with the pillow that was behind me, I was almost out of her grip when she said sleepily "Did the film finish?" I said "Yep, I was planning on slipping out... you fell asleep, are you insane? you've known me hours..." "yeah... but I was right, you didn't do a thing..." "It could easily have gone the other way you know, you shouldn't trust people so easily", "I normally don't, but you're just not the type.", I tried to finally slide up and she clamped down on me, wrapping her arms around my waist, "Watch, you're not going to pry my hands away, you're probably too afraid of hurting me" she giggled and clamped down really hard, moving her head up my waist and back onto my chest.

>>17136360
Whine all you want but you're actually helping these so called "newfags" to turn 4chan into a "shitfest".
You're a massive hypocrite.

>>17136576
jesus christ that is some tl;dr right there. i read one line at random and i can already tell its shit.

>>17136606

> "What now Technician?" she said, looking up at me, "Umm...", I thought of some way I could get out of it, "You can't keep this up forever, You'll have to let go eventually" she giggled and buried her head into my chest, "Knew it, you're like a puppy!" "Yeah, well... I really need to get back... it's really late, you've got my number and everything." she gripped down harder and said "You'll have to get out of this first or you're not going anywhere" her tone of voice suggested she was enjoying it, she was playing with me, not that I minded, it had been so long since I'd done this kind of thing I just forgot how to react, then it hit me, I said "You've got 10 seconds to release me before I release myself.... 10... 9... 8..." she giggled "You wouldn't hurt me! it's useless! you're not scaring anyone!" "6... 5... 4..." "I'm calling bullshit!" "2... 1..." I tickled her armpits, she really clamped down and started laughing, gripping her arms together behind me, "stop! stop!" she laughed, but I kept going until he grip loosened, then i slid off the sofa and stood up. laughing still, she said "Not fair! and don't you dare smell those fingers! if I sweat in my sleep I" to get her back I drew my hand towards my nose "NO!" she jumped and pulled my hand down, "No! come on! let me first!", she smelled my hand "Nope, it's fine, smells like my anti-perspirant!" then, with that hand she took, she yanked me down onto the sofa and climbed ontop of me

>>17136619

>"Told you you'd end up jumping me!" I said looking up at her as she peered down at me smiling "Well I've decided you're worth keeping, got a problem with that?" "Not really... but you should know I can be difficult too", "Pfft! you're getting pinned down by a girl, what part of you is "difficult"?" "This" I ticked her sides and in an attempt to keep me where she wanted me she clamed down again, this time our faces almost touching, then she said "There's just one thing I have to know, and I want the truth, so look me in the eyes when you say it", "Whats that?" I said, doing just as she asked "Did you mean what you said before?" I looked her right in the eyes, nodded and said "Every word..." without a second to spare she put her arms around my neck and cuddled me "You better not by lying..." I put my arms around her and asked "So is it alright if I go home now?"

Remember when threads died from old age?

/g/ was a place that was that slow. Two years ago we were under 4 million posts.

>>17136631

>"Could you stay here until I'm asleep?"
"Sure..." and I did, I stayed put and waited for her to drift off, then got a cab and when it came near the license plate said "Fresh" and it had a dice in the mirror, if anything I could say this cab was ware but i thought "nah forget it YO HOME TO BEL-AIR!" I, pulled, up to my flat around 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cabbie "Yo home smell ya later!" I bet you just thought you got bel aired but actually that was the story of how I met Claire.

>>17136638

>>17136633
Remember when we were under 1 million?
God damn those were the days.

>>17136437
No, we didn't "mean to reverse this"
It's exactly as intended

>>17136656
I have some posts from around 100,000.

>800 posts in ~48 hours

JESUS

>>17136638
I'm not sure if I just got Bel-aired or not.

I'll pretend I was. The story is better that way.

>>17136650

>>17136673
Wasn't there some macfag who posted pre-1M who kept trolling the board?

I remember he had a site and blog and one time he made a thread where he up and left.

I thought it was Tab but he claims it wasn't him.

>>17136690
It gets hard to remember that far. It wasn't Mr. Freeze either.

>>17136680

>>17136254
it dont dipshit

what the fuck is this
what the fuck is that?

>>17136797
Remember when things were good?

>>17136816

>>17136816
I don't even remember that.
Why would you even save that?

>>17136845
Good times, good times...

>>17136254
>Implying USA doesn't lose 50 grand per year per person in prison

>>17136858

>Implying every person that gets jailed has 50 grand on them.

>>17136858

My corrections class says it's about $30,000 per year to house an inmate. Rates vary of course.

>>17136584
a tear sorta came out there

Most of the US inmates are imprisoned on minor drug possession, just saiyan

>>17135913
3 years in fucking jail for spamming? Let me guess, Murrika?

>>17136638
I fucking hate you, I just...no...but all the time I spent reading oh my fucking god.

Moot is now a millionaire.

pic related

>>17137127
>net worth
>wealth

you're aware moot has a $20,000 debt and had to ask for a loan to start canv.as?

>>17137146
>20,000$ debt
That's pretty much nothing compared to how much he can potentially make from more obnoxious ads.

>>17137170
but he can't. He's also said that nobody is willing to advertise here beyond what's at the top of the page. The estimate is hugely inflated

Obviously he is starting canv.as to later sell it to pay off debts. 4chan is unsellable - but at least with funelling enough users from here to there, it may be worth enough to fund 4chan.

>>17137188
In that case it's time to close this site down, the only thing 4chan is good for to him now is internet fame and mouth-to-mouth marketing for canvass.

can someone copypasta this? this is amazing

>>17136957
in no way was that implied.
Dont do it unless you know how to read

>>17137206
Sure. Copy paste into notepad.
Copy paste onto your board of choice whenever you feel like it and enjoy your copypasta.

>>17137205
alternatively he isn't doing this for profit and never has been?
Equipment cost probably comes into it as well.

>>17137085

how many years did you do?

>>17135856
>Anyone want me to fill me in ? What the fuck happened ?

Nothing compared to /b/.

Ponies. Ponies everywhere.

>>17137259
too lazy

>>17137259
>he needs to paste into notepad
Hahaha, you dumb faggot. Enjoy your shitty operating system, in the mean time I'll just be dragging text to my desktop.

>>17137301
>2011
>still raging over other's preferences

>>17137341
stay poor

>>17137341

only assholes say 'stay classy'

>>17137341
>2011
>not using a superior operating system

>>17137146

You still believe that four year old figure of try twenty thou? Come on...

Also, he didn't really get loans, canv.as has jewish investers...

>>17137511
>2011
>still trying to pose opinions as facts

wtf even is canv.as anyway? I'm afraid to go there and rage the fuck out when it's some ED-esque newfag shithole.

>>17136631
Was... that it?

>>17137677
Don't worry, you need an invite to join

>>17135913

Wtf? Really? 3.5 years for some spam? Oh come on. It was more than spamming.

>>17137677

You'd need a Facebook account and an invite to test it out. Just search for "canv.as" on YouTube.

>>17137677
>>17137677

Canv.as looks like it will be FAR worse than ED. ED was newfag central, but at least it wasn't politically correct. Canv.as, from what I've seen on youtube is a literal "meme factory"...just images of memes with a java MS Paint-esque tool that allows you to edit and show off that "OC"

>>17138154
What happened with ED btw ?

>>17138422
The owner sold it out after advertisers started to withdraw due to little things like political incorrectness.

>>17138422
it moved to a .ch domain.

>>17138506
what is the domain ? i am not getting trolled unless I see domain.

>>17136316
>>17135874
haha i was the one who declared the emergency holiday. i am semi proud, and a britfag so im untouchable

>>17136155
OK do you have a newer version of this chart?