>girl at the counter smiles and says "have a good day"
>she wants to fuck

hurr durr misusing the quote feature makes you cool

>>16921983
>Home slice:
stopped reading there.

Karma OP
Insulting others to look cool will always backfire eventually.

The last time I had a real life friend was before high school. That was 6 years ago.

>meet girl on 4chan
>plan to go out on a date when we meet
>never get around to it due to her fascist parents
>feelsbadman.jpg.png.gif.fla.wav.exe.app.bin.deb.tiff.doc.docx.html.cs.h.nigger.cpp.class.jar.tag
.gz.zip

>>16922023
>he doesn't have a home slice.

>I join in on the anime hate to look cool and edgy
>to look cool and edgy
What can I say?

>>16921983
Wow OP.... Nice going.

>Hot half-Japanese girl in my German class in HS tells me she doesn't have a date to senior prom and asks if I have anyone to go with yet.
>I say no, I'm not going.
>mfw when I realized she was trying to get me to ask her to the dance

>>16922107
>mfw I forgot to re-add my picture because it bitched at me for my caption being wrong.
>mfw when I'm a little drunk because my girlfriend (ddifferent girl) just left me today

>never approach any girls in highschool or college
>wonder why I'm single

>>16922107
>>16922119
haha you faggot.

>chick asks me for computer help
>fall in love

>>16922107
>Back in 5th grade
>Yu-gi-oh is all the rage
>Leave school to move to another California city
>Last day of school
>Cute latina girl walks up to me and in the cutest way possible holds out a card to me
>"No thanks. I already have that card"

GOD DAMMIT WHY WAS I SO FUCKING STUPID

>>16922058
>meet girl on 4chan
>we click well and have conversations that stretch for hours
>one day she stops logging on IM
>weeks pass, and for the first time in my life, i know what it feels to miss someone
>i never figure out what happened to her
>feelsbadman.png.jpg.gif.tiff.ps.svg.exe.msi.xml.html.css.php.zip.tar.gz.rar.c.wmv.mp3.mpeg.w3x.w
tf.sc2map.mpq.dll.torr

>>16922134
at least I've had a ton of sex, with only one girl though. Not gonna die a virgin at least :D

>i initiate conversation once with a girl in my class
>whenever she talks to me I act uninterested

why did i do that

>cousin asks me to fix her computer
>she wants to fuck

>>16922058
>meet girl on 4chan
>she still plays on cam for me on a regular basis over a year later

>never build confidence to talk to girls
>my subconscious attempts to justify my inability to small-talk

but really, i fucking hate small talk. hate it hate it. but i'm never going to get a girlfriend without it.

i suck at it, but it's not even a skill i want to develop.

fuck.

>>16922144
Hnnnng

I would have melted inside and not known what to say either, would have fucked up just as bad. If she was nerdy and Latina (my favorite, yet almost mythical combination) I would have been done for for sure

/g/ is just not meant to interact well with women ;_;

>dad: what kind of girls do you like?
>nine year old me: I don't like girls, I only like boys
>dad: son, don't say that
>gives me an anxious and worried look
>mfw I realize why he looked at me that way 12 years later

>Dog wants me to feed her
>She wants to fuck

>>16922196
same here bro.
feelsbadman.jpg

>>16922206
Your dog is such a whore.

>i forgot my keycard to the dorm and wait for someone
>girl I remember because she's always has an annoying and perky attitude finally comes
>she asks im not like a molester or anything
>she laughs at her joke
>i walk to my room raging hard

>girl makes this about me
http://jordansgal.deadjournal.com/?skip=80

>highschool

>>16922222
dat quint

>>16922062
what the flying fuck is a home slice?

>>16921983

>girl clearly wants to fuck
>pretend I don't notice her

>she initiates conversation
>brush her off/act busy

>anytime I see her, brush her off

>she wants me more and more as time passes, does not stop talking to me

>multiple opportunities, multiple situations, 100% odds of a good time as we are a compatible match
>still too beta to do anything

Fuck /g/ it doesn't even work when you know they're crushing on you...

Really OP? My schools anime club was filled with fat, sweaty, smelly, greasy, furfag mexican shitskin weaboo virgins.

>Girls invite me to beach house over new years
>I say nah I can't be fucked and stay at home browsing /g/
>Friend pays $10 to call me to tell me to come
>I say i'm busy
>I browse /g/
>Friends girlfriend tries to guilt trip me
>I feel I am a better person

>Last night I dreamed about the girl that I was crushing on last year for 6 months.
>For some reason we were really hitting it off.
>Had an awesome adventure with her in my dream.
>Wake up.
>mfw

>>16921983
>>I just wanted to look cool
how's being 12 working out for ya?
scratch that- even i wasnt pathetic enough to hate on a whole group of people just to fit in with a bunch of assholes when i was 12.
you're an asshole OP. might as well accept it and kill yourself.

>senior year of high school
>girl i've known for a while talks to me a lot
>her personality is the complete opposite of me
>she asks me tot he Sadie Hawkins dance
>say i'll go
>happens to be on the same ady as my uncle's wedding banquet
>go to the wedding banquet
>next day her friends showed me group pictures of them
>she looked as if she were about to cry but forcing a smile for the picture
I'm such a horrible person.

>>16922277
You'd pass up going to a party just to browse /g/? I'd understand if you were browsing /v/ instead.

>end of 9th grade, 16yo
>a girl I've gone to grammar school with since grade 1 asks if I want to go out for coffee and catch up
>I say "yeah we should totally do it"
>never get around to it, or talk about anything else
>she asks again via txt
>same thing happens

God fucking damnit I was a dumb motherfucker. She had a D-cup, and the smart-level of a physics researcher. 6 years later she adds me on facebook and not long after that she marries some foreign douche.

I still cry, because I've only hooked up with fat chicks since then.

1 / 2

>elementary school years
>black girls all over my fucking dick
>have childish relationships on and off
>middle school
>no one has interest in me
>I fail a grade for being a lazy fuck
>next year comes around
>HOLY SHIT WHY DO ALL THESE GIRLS LIKE ME
>middle school years filled with white girls now instead of black girls
>have on and off relationships like a young boy
>here's a few examples of how much these dumb girls wanted me
>sitting in science class, girl in front of me asks me out
>I say yes
>lunch that day
>shy cute girl asks me out
>I say yes
>not even 5 minutes later
>first girl tells me her cousin likes me and that she thinks we would make a good couple
>SHE ASKS ME OUT ASWELL
>I say yes
>cute girl almost cries

>sleep with cute girl after getting drunk at a party
>hang out a couple times sober
>awkward as fuck
>tell her i'm gay, no not just trying to ditch her, really really gay
>never hear from her again

*middle school*
>asks if I can borrow a pencil from a girl
>she lends me one
>I find one in my backpack and try to give back hers
>"Keep it."
>she wants to fuck

>>16922317
>D-cup
She sounds like a fat chick.

>>16922214
fucking THIS

>>16922306
I didn't want them to see me after I got out of bed

>>16922329


2 / 2

>OH YEAH just remembered, you know when you have the "best friend who if I would have just asked out would have been my perfect wife but I never thought of doing it"? Yeah, I had one of these, and she eventually moved away. FUCK.
>do this for until high school
>high school comes around, starting to become a loner, all my real life friends are starting to move away
>discover 4chan in 2005 (this is where my life goes to shit)
>all through highschool stay single because I thought to myself "I was messing around with too many girls, im going to wait to find the right one"
>in highschool now, not white, not black, but now i'm in the phase where latina girls are all over me
>dont date any, but talk to them still because I loved getting hit on, made me feel good
>random story from this period, was in culinary class and a black shy girl leaves note on my desk
>I read it
>says she likes my haircut
>I don't even make eye contact, throw it straight into the trash, and skip that class for the rest of the year because I didn't want to be in contact with her
>graduate high school
>everyone of my friends move away
>I am now officially a hikki, never going outside, not wanting to pursue a damn thing
>have internet relationship with a trap, we break up, I go through 3 month state of depression that was so bad I would think about him in my dreams and it would wake me up in a cold sweat because I was panicking so much
>get a waifu, it cures all of my depression, be happy, but realize I need to do something with my life

woops part 3 next, this shit is still long

>>16922293
I agree, and I considered it; but then I started jerking off and concluded that I still have something to live for.

>>16922317
>16 years old
>going out for coffee

lolwut

>>16922301
You are such a dick.
I was going to fuck you too, Tommy.

>>16922350

3 / 2

>join military because I knew it would happen (I grew up in a military family, knew I would be good at it, also did some military schooling before joining)
>in school learning my job for the military
>have relationship with girl (she was really wanting some dick, was all over me)
>after a few weeks realize she annoys the shit out of me (even though, admittedly, we were a perfect match)
>go home after schooling before she was out, texting one day
>typical daily bullshit from her: "omg I miss you so much"
>I don't say "I miss you too"
>she gets upset
>I tell her "okay i'm fucking done with this" and tell her off, never contacting her again
>now, i'm single, wishing I had the same feelings for my waifu as I once did, sliding in and out of very mild, but still bothersome depression

I could probably write a whole novel on all the little relationships i've had, but you know, technology and all.

>>16922292
more of her.
>this was during grade 12 english, and I was the smartest person in class.
>she sat in front of me, and always complimented me about how I always knew everything and my outfit, hair, etc that day.
>one day the teacher posted our marks on a paper taped to the wall.
>go up to look at my 95
>she got a 83
>she turns around and hugs me very passionately
>she wants to fuck
this is where it gets worse.
>only decide to approach her 3 months after when she has a bf that is 25.
>she said no.
>mfw

>small talk
what the fuck are you talking about?i just tell them i want to fuck them and if they dont want i wont talk to them.
man the fuck up.

OP, seems you're coming out ahead.

>People try to get close to me from time to time
>I usually avoid it, respond/talk with one or two word awnsers
>On occasion I do make friends
>End up avoiding them completely, or even asking them to leave me alone for "a little while" They usually get the hint

>>16922229

>hahaohwow
is this how all girls think?

>"I'm too pathetic to talk to boys"
Conclusion: Boys suck.

>"I'm too scared to talk to boys"
Conclusion: My mom is stupid.

I mean- /g/ is just as inept as this bitch but at least we know it's our own damned faults.

>>16922329
>>16922350
>>16922363
Oh /r9k/, how I've missed you so!

Thank you for your story.

>never have any relationships or had sex
>no girl is ever interested in me
>never make the effort to speak to a girl
>quiet and shy as fuck
>walk this earth forever alone
>Better to have loved and lost then to have never loved at all
>Miss out on one of the most important and defining aspects of human existence all because of some shyness
>realize this kind of talk is pitiable and should be beneath me
>I've wasted my life

>about to join university
>homesick for about 1 month
>semester started
>2 weeks later I feel better
>go to uni
>no one talk to me
>almost no one looks at me
>days later one classmate talks to me
>"hey buddy you look pretty scary, anyway, a couple of girls are behind you but they are too shy"
>I don't believe you
>days later he tells me who are they
>one if a fat whale
>free hour inside the library doing nothing but lurking /g/
>land whale approaches
>she starts to talk to me
>I hear shit because earphones
>talk loud "whatever you said, I'm not going to stick my Harpoon in you blow hole if you know what I mean"
>she cries and left
>suddenly 2 bitches stalking me

I don't want to get too close to girls because I'm an asshole and I might end up hurting them mentally.
I'm good at putting people through guilt trips.

>>16922421

>>16922445
Excuses, and a poor one at that.

>grade 7
>hot girl sits on my lap
>boner
>sits back in her seat and doesnt say anything
>mfw

>>16922421
yep thats me

>grade 9
>ask a girl that I knew from grade 7 if she wanted to go out for pizza
>nope
>2 years later
>got pregnant with a nigger
>mfw

I don't want girls to get close to me, they won't get anywhere in life if they did.

>mfw this thread
also, why is /g/ always so cocky but is irl a little bitch who is too pussy to talk to strangers and be exposed to direct sunlight?

>>16922521
More excuses.

>>16922529
Welcome to the internet.

>last tuesday
>sit in classroom
>in a circular desk with 4 girls
>orgy

>middle school
>have long hair and skate
>cute asian "scene" girl talks to me, wont leave me alone
>almost forces me to ask her out, i do
>she doesnt really pay attention to me, only hugs me when shes around friends
>we went out for 5 months and never kissed

>today
>no friends
>no relationships
Emptyness

>>16922529
>/g/
>socially capable beings

I've never been in a relationship where I hadnt felt used. Feels bad man

>>16922561
Dude! That was basically me in high-school! and now I don't friends either!

Whelp... keep on truck'n

How would girls react if I told them I prefer to fuck them in the ass instead of their vagoo?

>>16922152
I've started talking to her again.

>>16922529
Believe it or not, some of /g/ is actually social. Why, just today, some friends (male and female, mind you) hung out.
I keep my love for technology separate from my social life. It's actually come up a couple times, like when 4-6 of us got together and met up at my house, and one saw my computer set up and asked where I got it. I told him I built it myself and sort of shrugged it off, then he freaked the fuck out and people went "omg so cool".

>>16922529

In most cases: coddling, abuse, or a combination of the two.

You find those who don't connect with those around them often either know the potential harm that can come from those closest to you (via abuse), or are afraid of the unknown that is 'harm that someone could do to you from outside' (via coddling)

The worst cases are often those who are abused by one parent and sheltered/coddled by the other. They tend to develop an unhealthy relationship relying completely on the coddling parent while fearing everyone they don't know as a result of the abusive one.

You can basically replace "abusive parent" with "abusive classmates" and find the same thing. Replace "coddling parent" with "coddling friends" "coddling grandparents, aunts, uncles, etc" and again- same thing.

Oh, you weren't really asking you were just hoping to insult others- carry on then.

>>16922196
I can small talk pretty well. But eventually with me is that I end up being an interviewer. I always try to look interested and branch off into different discussion about what they are saying, but they never ask anything about me. Women atleast don't but they are always more than willing to talk about themselves.

>grade 11 best friends ex decides she likes me after they break up
>fuck it why not
>date for 8 months mostly filled with sex
>she decides im not good enough because i "dont care about things"
>alone till senior year when i end up messing around with a nasty bitch
>she wants to fuck
>fuckno.png
>alone for another year
>end up going out with the first cunt again for almost a year
>move in with her and have more sex
>wait what? where am i?
>move into friends apartment and live life
>she regularly cheats on her current bf with me so i use her for sex
>move out of town to help some family
>dont know anyone and dont even try to meet people
>foreveralone.tiff
>mfw

>sitting in math class in 7th grade
>legs up on desk like a boss
>hottest girl in class asks me to put my legs down
>confused but do it anyway
>notice that I have zipper boner
>look around the room nervously
>girl is whispering to other girl who is looking at me and laughing
>all the girls in the class think I have a 3 inch penis now
>OH GOD WHAT HAVE YOU DONE OLD NAVY
>technology

>meet cute geeky girl at comp sci
>hang out, become friends
>she asks me out
>date for a few weeks
>find out that she actually prefers proprietary software, says FOSS is stupid
>call her an enemy of freedom
>never speak again

Feels bad, man, but at least I did the right thing.

>>16922662
OLD NAVY TAKES ANOTHER VICTIM

>be socially inept in high school
>start randomly rambling about shit in my french class one day
>continue doing this for a few weeks
>get new seating chart, sit behind two attractive girls
>they love my rambling
>one of them asks me out
>say yeah sure
>we go out a few times, I'm super awkward for a while but then we get chill as fuck
>she's a total bro about everything
Did I mention she asked me? Because daaaaamnnn did that feel good. Girls should do that more often.

>>16922669
I am proud, son.

>>16922617

Naturally, these sorts of people fear the outside world because either they know terrible harms can be perpetrated by another, or they fear that such a thing is possible, or inevitable even.

This fear pushes them to other activities that they can view as "safe". While in the past, single player video games, reading, writing, and 'science' were the general catches of said individuals, today the internet has to a large extent grabbed ahold of them.

In many (I don't think I'd be overstepping by saying 'most' even) cases, they develop an almost autistic relationship with the areas they've thrown themselves into. They tend to close all other areas out from themselves while learning damned near everything about that specific field.

The internet being the great catch-all of the new generation, and the computer being the vehicle for such withdrawl from society, it's only natural for said individuals to develop a somewhat unhealthy relationship with their computers and computer hardware/parts/etc.

One would extend even past "the internet" in general to 4chan as a HUGE gathering place for those who refuse other social interactions. A meeting space for millions of people around the world that is never off, never silent, always bustling, always with something new to learn? Hell yes they tend to gather here.

With their unhealthy indulgence in the vehicles for said communication previously established, /g/ is the next logical step for our little group of individuals. Thus, /g/ is absolutely stuffed to the brim with individuals fitting this general description.

>>16922669
it is hard, I know, but you are correct, it had to be done.

>>16922277

I did the exact same thing this year. Except replace /g/ with some other 4chonz boards.

>areyoume.png

>>16922669

God , you dont know how I detest those kind of nerdy girls, In fact its not that difficult to get normal girls if you now where to look.

Anyway you have done the right thing my lad.

>>16922684
That fucking girl perpetrated that rumor for years. My best friend spread the rumor that she liked it in the ass, 3 years later in high school, she got raped, in the ass by a football player. Turns out that she actually did like it in the butt. Karma was a bitch. Although she got fucked and I still haven't ;_; fucking old navy

>>16922747
>normal girls
kill yourself

>>16922669
I laughed wholeheartedly

>>16922769

Its not my fault to be soo irresistible.....

>92 replies
>25 images

and my multi core processor thread gets 1 reply of "google.com"

fucking /g/

>>16922833
This is a true technology thread.

I was once obsessed with Silent Hill 2, wishing I was James and completely indulging myself in the story, atmosphere, and characters, trying to channel the emotion and problems the characters had to myself.

The odd this is I have major problems of my own, so as far as I can equate, I probably do this so I can feel some kind of relationship, although it's purely emotional but one-sided since i'm the only person who is even caring about what's going through my head.

Silent Hill 2 also isn't the only thing i've done this with, I jump on and off through different video games, anime, and films.

I wish I could have some emotional and mental stability but I can't think of what would offer me this.

>>16922833

You know what?
VIDEO GAM......
I mean
TECHNOLOGY

>>16922833
No one at /g/ knows anything about technology. What do you expect?

>>16922617
Story of my life

I've been criticized by my dad since I was like, 6? Sucking my thumb? Get yelled at and insulted. Stay up past my bed time? Sleep in the car. Too much video games? Smash goes the nintendo. Get a C? Get called an idiot, yelled at for several days to the point where I lose all motivation to do ANYTHING in life, and it just spiralled from there.

Today I'm trying to work my way up, but fuck is it hard. I dont know where to begin

>>16922889
Have you tried raping and killing you dad? Reverse order works too.

>>16922912
Meh, I live 400 miles away from him so thats enough

Ive been convinced my whole life that theres something wrong with me, everything bad in my life is because of me. But as I think about it more and more I realize thats not true.

Were all jelly.

>never hang out with anyone
>today is my birthday
>im getting happy birthdays from old friends on facebook

:')

>Only have one friend who is a girl, that I talk to regularly
>friend zoned hard
>my only other friends are the people I play Star Wars D&D with
>mfw I am happy with this

>>16922944

Everything bad at this point in your life is because of you. It's also because of others but you can't push off responsibility for your current state of affairs on someone else.

It's good to realize the source of these feelings, but to say "not my problem" is the wrong way to go about it.

It is unlikely that you will develop a completely new way to interact with others or view the world without the help of drugs. So either accept that you are going to be the "shy" "quiet" type and find a mate through serendipity or obtain drugs to help you interact with other people in a meaningful way.

You most likely don't have trouble respecting others or dealing with them in a way that is socially appropriate- i'm not trying to address you like I feel you're a criminal or you've done something wrong. You haven't. But it's unhelpful to blame others for your problems, regardless of the hand they may have had in shaping that problem. It's also unrealistic to expect or envision a spontaneous shift in the fabric of what makes you you.

>>16923039
>take my birthday off my profile
>no one wishes me happy birthday
>not even my sister
>not even one belated happy birthday even weeks after
>deactivate facebook as no one on there actually knows or cares about me

>>16922721
Get out of my head please.

>>16923039
Well, at least you get these. All I got for birthday yesterday were two automated messages from
my own forum.

>>16922744
It made me feel Alpha

>>16922224
reading this made me feel....odd.


do you sympathize with this girl at all? you were quick to jump to anger.

>>16922364
why would you approach if she's dating someone? or do you mean she had already broken up with him? or did you just not know?

>>16923108
>read a couple posts
>read this one
>think committing murder just so I can have people hate me would be better than people ignoring me

>>16923108
>read this
>take birthday off facebook

>GIRLS asking GUYS out

Am I in the right dimension or is this the backasswardsfuckdick dimension

>>16922144

Michael?

>>16923310
It's Omar, but nice try.

>Omar

>girl obviously interested in me
>don't know how but fuck it up
>she not interested anymore
>now don't know what to do

>>16923327
>Omar

>being 15
>girl asks me out
>deeply in love with her but too afraid to touch her for the first 5 months
>finally get the nerve to kiss her and end up getting a hand job on the same day
>become alpha as fuck for 2 months
>girlfriend breaks up with me out of nowhere because "You only like me for sex"
>we never actually had sex
>never been in a relationship with anyone since
>mfw

>>16923384
Yes?

>Have facebook because I like to occasionally talk to friends far away
>weird stalker girl I knew in highschool started messaging me
>eventually gave me her number, made the fucking dumb mistake of texting her
>sends me like 3-4 texts in the span of 10 minutes
>full of emoticon bullshit
>girl is underweight for a 21 year old
>told her to text me less during the weekdays because I rarely check my private phone as I am on my work phone most of the time (lie)
>Suddenly realize that she really wants to fuck me
>I know nothing about her
>she doesn't know where I live
>At this point in time I am considering contacting T-Mobile and asking them to block her calls/texts

>>16923408
Hai :3

>>16923419
Hello :3

>feel up girls tits at work
>she texts me later
>blah, blah, blah
>how much money do you have?
>not much, why?
>I was thinking of doing something for you
>wat?
>lol, n/m
>what were you gonna do?
>nothing... lol! Secret!!.
>did I just have a girl I know offer to be my whore?

>>16923447
she offered to be your wife

ZING

>>16923465
Ha! So true

>Be 15, on shitty dating site, bored as fuck.
>See profile for the most amazing person I've ever met. (pic related)
>Send her some fucking autismal message about star signs and how awesome she is, along with my msn. Spelling errors everywhere
>10 minutes pass, she ads me.
>Spend ages talking, I look back now and realise I was probably a bit of a dick. Not very intelligent.
> Find out she's a lesbian. Aw well, least I made a friend. ;-;
>Fast forward to now, been friends online for 3 years, chat everyday.
>Nearly went to see a play together, but flooding got in the way.
>Planning to move in with each other at the end of the year.
>Hurts knowing the girl I love will never love me back. Lucky to be her friend though.

>haven't read any of the posts so far aside from the first
>never liked anime
>was athletic in hs, had many chick friends, was always in friendzone
>wtf why doesn't anyone actually like me
>7 years later, pretty much same thing going on
>repetition is the definition of insanity

>>16923403

>MFW Inspector sleuth and Sweet bro and Hella Jeff are better than homosuck

>>16923487
>mfw I want to have sex with that

JAPAN MAKE THESE MOVE AND REACT ALREADY.

>date girl for 5 years, never have sex with her, she's still a virgin
>she breaks up with me, gets together with some random dude on dating site, fucks him, has him move in
>fastforward 9 months, they are broken up.
>he messages her, angry he found sex tape of me and her before we dated and we fucked
>get message "did we make a sex tape and fuck?!?!?"
>"no?!?"
>watch sex tape
>.......
>"we need to stop drinking"

>>16923531
lol'd

>prom for pirate school starts
> no girl knows who to invite
>everyone "I don't know how to dance!!
>me: I do
>girls: wat?
>me: I know how to properly dance
>girls: take me!!!
>me: how about I take you all?
>mfw I take ten girls to prom

I knew learning how to dance would come in handy

>>16923584
>pirate school

well shiver me timbers

>>16923594

lol'd

>>16923482
> 14 years old
Aren't all girls lesbian or bisexual when they are 14?

>>16923600
fail, forgot to delete sage

>>16923560
You have no idea how irate I was over her fucking some dude after dating her for 5 fucking years and her always pulling the whole "I want it to be special!" Bullshit.

Only to find out we did fuck after like the first year and made a damn sex tape of the whole damn thing.

We did drink A LOT though

>Ride motorbike
>Girls wants to ride bitch
>Buy her helmet and jacket
>Take her for a 200k first ride, she fucking loved it (and left a snail trail, kaching)
>Before we head back, she wants me to go fast on the straight bits
>Fuck year top out at 250km/h
>Dat thigh grip
>Drop her off at home
>Incredibly suggestive look of euphoria on her face, grinning from ear to asscrack
>Marry her 2 years later.

So far she's let me keep the bike...

>>16923594
yar, he must've took all the other boys down a peg

>middle school
>be loud
>get laid

> be 20 years old
> never "officially" had a girlfriend
> only kissed a few girls
> still a virgin
> antisocial, and failing at life
> only have a handful of friends, whom I rarely see
> no job, live with parents
> family hates me and constantly makes me feel worse
> constant depression, anxiety, and sometimes even borderline paranoia
feelsbadman.png

>>16923639
what would you have done different 5 years ago?

>>16923620
Hmm. My girlfriend rides horses so she's used to the excitement of speed and danger present and she also comes from a family that approves of bikes. I have a bike and will likely inherit more in a few years (father has been a biker since his teens).

You, sir, have given me ideas.

>>16923639
>>16923639

this is me

except i'm currently making some money with websites and shit

have the most important tests in 30 days and i dont know shit.

>be an average looking, nerdy anime fangirl
>guys don't talk to me because I'm not "hot" or mainstream
>other anime nerds just see me as a friend or are socially retarded like I am
>incredibly sexual and wish I had someone to express those feelings with
>forever alone, female addition

>>16922341

She wasn't. She had a full d-cup, not the saggy kind, and she had the face and voice of a fucking angel I kid you not. Worst mistake of my life.

>work with attractive, single girls all day
>be pretty much only guy there
>too socially awkward for anything but lame small talk

>>16921983
Wow you are so fucking beta.
Have to have the same little opinions as your friends just so you can fit in.
BTW anime is gay as fuck though.

>currently have no girlfriend
>friends wife constantly trying to fuck me
>ex girlfriend 1 contemplates getting back together
>ex girlfriend 2 contemplates getting back together
>ex girlfriend 3 and I still fuck
>trying talking up girl
>she sees cellphone constantly hit up by other girls
>you is player!!!

I will never move forward because I am constantly being held back

>>16923653
A lot of things

>>16922359

It was her idea, she came to me, no idea how she had my number, and later on I couldn't get in contact with her since I didn't have hers (due to my phone breaking) ;_;

But its ok since you know,
>she asks me out for coffee
>she wants to fuck

>>16923639
same, except i only kissed a girl in preschool. she was pretty hot though.

i was thinking of suicide a lot today. i might go through with it soon. it gets to the point where if i had a gun i'd pull the trigger. i feel like making a suicide note and posting it on facebook (after adding old schoolmates) so everyone would read my thoughts on them.

eh.

>>16923671

imagine being capable of much much more than lame small talk and achieveing it on a regular basis yet still no one gives a fuck. or at least the ones you actually have interest in.

>>16923660
Not to shoot you down, but some girls don't like riding bitch... They either like the image, or they want to beat you...

Careful, you may bite off more than you can chew...

>failure at life atm
>going to community college to finish up diploma for high school
>neckbeard but not fat, pretty good looking i suppose
>i have girls tell me im hot but im too socially retarded to date nor keep a relationship
>there are girls just like me but they are afraid to talk to me and im afraid to talk to them
>foreveralone.jpg

>>16923701

Oh, I realise that's probably an inevitability. Still, it would be nice to advance to that stage at least.

>>16923695

Nobody likes an attention seeking faggot, kill yourself for you, not anyone else.

>>16923733
i'd be dead. i don't think it'd matter.

although no, most people would give a shit. most would probably be acting though.

>>16923695
> kissed a girl in preschool. she was pretty hot
P-E-D-O-A-L-E-R-T-!-!-!

>>16923620
>relying on expensive machinery to make up for your lack of personality and charisma

I've kissed two girls, both were pretty damn hot. I've had sex with one, she was an amazingly sexy Mexican girl. I have no idea how either happened. I was dragged into both situations by my roommates at uni. So I think I am ahead of you faggots, even if I doubt I'll ever kiss a girl or have sex again lol.

I'll probably never have sex or intimate relations with a woman again but I am OK with that. I have accepted it. Once it's done it's done, you can let it go after that.

>3 general modes of operation
I have a mind that can be in 14 places at once
I also can be as responsive as a brick
emotionally
socially
or i can be intelligent and have really long conversations... about the nature of physics
But im ussually the middle one
Because its so damn easy
pic related. its me inpublic
Sad part is...
>in shape
>talented musician, play 8 different instruments
>good mechanic
>Not bad looking at all
Whatever.

>>16923755
If she married me after knowing me 5 years, I'd say that bike is the best fucking thing I ever bought.

You should get one, you might become less asspained.

>only had one girlfriend ever
>lasted for about 3 years
>kissed about 5 girls
>haven't had sex in a year or so
>not many friends
>almost forever alone.jpg but not quite
Feels slightly bad.jpg

>>16923745
If your going to kill yourself, you have no consequences to worry about. Be alpha as fuck and say and do whatever you like and if anyone has a problem with it. Kill yourself.

>>16923755
> relying on expensive machinery to make up for your lack of personality and charisma
> implying every non-poorfag on /g/ doesn't do this with their gaymen computers

>>16923758

perhaps women find you a bit pretentious.

>>16923708
While you raise a good point, she asked me about my interest in bikes after we had been going out a little while so I told her. She's already expressed interest in going for a ride, and I'm not a total bike-nut so it won't be 'okay dear let's just go out for a while MAXING THE SPEEDO ARR DAY ERRY DAY'.

Fuck, one of her mother's first questions was if I came from a biking background. I haven't even met her yet and she loves me.

>>16923584
What kind of crappy private school didn't have dance lessons?

>>16923778
You're wrong. Suicide is a selfish thing. How would you feel if your best friend / the person closest to you killed themselves?

>>16923755
a street bike takes balls to ride, and says alot about the person who rides it. Do you show off your gaymen computer?

>>16923779
>implying high end gaming computers impress girls
Lol no

>>16923794
I don't even have a gaymen computer

>>16923786
It was one of those hyper academic schools. We didn't even have gym or pe. We just had sports you could decide to join or not.

>>16923789

It doesn't matter what I think, if that made them happy, or less unhappy, I'm fine with it.

>>16923796
no but that doesn't mean you aren't compensating for something you don't have
either consciously or subconsciously

>>16922561
>no friends
>no relationships
no problems.

>>16923784
Dude... i dont rep that shit out there, and even my best friend wonders WTF i dont show any of my talents... i just dont like doing that shit you know? im not dean lalap, asshole of the year.

>>16923785
I don't even know you and I like you. The worst thing you can possibly do to someone you hope to interest them in X activity, is take it too far the first time and scare them.
Best of luck to your endeavors, never get a fat head with someone elses life so delicately balanced behind you.
>>16923789
This. Having come from both sides of the coin, I can safely say losing someone to suicide is horrible, far more than waking up every day without a purpose, intent or will.

Ooops. accidental sage

>>16923663
>9th grade
>me and a friend fucking horrified that we won't get laid before highschool
>get a puppy and look for girls after school
>slutty highschooler falls for it
>2-way that nasty ho at friends house
>use outdated condoms without telling her
>she is now living in the park

>girl has my best friend tell me she likes me
>I lie and say I don't know who she is
>spend next 5 years pretending I hate her
>start to show interest at end of HS
>two years of amazing sex and a great relationship
>she leaves me because I am not romantic and emotional enough for her

> /g/ and girls greentext thread
> evolves into a forever alone thread
Same as always, /g/

>neckbeard, linux using, fat, stallman like hair, red birthmark on half my body, enlarged left arm and leg due to excess tissue, antisocial, smoke, drink too much, constantly called weird
>witty
>get laid pretty regularly by attractive girls. Some are chubby, but I like cute chubby girls

Really, as much as I have going against me, I do well

>>16923814

The fact that you just name dropped someone I've never heard of with great emphasis on it confirms your pretense.

Cool story bro. I got sucked off by a weeaboo the other day. Sucks to be you.

>start coughing
>girl across the room starts coughing
>she wants to fuck

>>16923490
>mfw I like all of them

Where do you even meet girls who like anime? All the girls I know are hippies or clubbers, or intellectuals or whatever. I have never even met a girl who likes anime.

> Too nervous to ask a girl out
> Ask one of my friends to help me out
> Now everyone in school knows about it, girl avoids me like the plague

MY LIFE IS RUINED.

>>16923942
Faggot.

>>16923942
No life - nothing ruined.
Problem solved.
Keep browsing /g/, bro!

>>16923942

Protip: If you're too nervous to ask a girl out, what makes you think a relationship will work? Fucking dumb asses.

>GIRL WRITES HER NUMBER DOWN AND GIVES IT TO ME
>SHE WANTS TO FUCK
>DON'T CALL HER
>LIKE A BOSS

>>16923966

I don't get what the fear of rejection is all about. If a girl you were interested rejects you. Oh well, your no worse off then when you started

>>16923942
It gets worse - your "friend" is no friend. I assume he's your closest "friend" (since you asked him to help) therefore you have no friends either.

Might as well an hero now.

> start summer school calculus
> later same day, go to gym
> cute girl recognizes me, we say hey
> some days later, she starts talking to me before class
> she has a real eager look, wants me to make a move, anything
> I'm too scared to do anything but respond neutrally
> she loses interest

> creative writing class
> hot girl left early / skipped, I see her and tell her of an assignment
> next day she comes and sits next to me, very deliberately
> asks me if I want some snacks she brought
> I grab me some snacks
> don't say a word to her for the rest of the class
> she loses interest

> hanging out the mall with friends
> they brought their loli sister
> I take the loli to go buy food
> we stand in line, I don't say a word
> she loses interest

I'm seeing a pattern here....

>girl talks to me
>I fix her computer
>she take me out on a walk
>she watches movies with me
>I don't make any moves

The joys of being a 23-year old virgin.

>>16924011

did you fuck them?

>>16923663
You're fat, girls always geta guy if they don't look like a piece of shit.

lol yep and thats what you get for not being yourself

>>16924043
lol yeah i agree with that to an extent. a lot easier for girls to bag guys.

>highschool
>childhood friend and me trying out a furry fanclub to mock them
>people are actually really fucking nice
>club is really cozy
>both end up buying $600 suits
>been in over 9000 orgies

>>16922196
>iknowthatfeelbro.jpg
I don't know how people do it...talk for hours without actually saying anything of substance...

>>16924070
>talk for hours without actually saying anything of substance

protip, no-one does that. People talk for a short time about trivial things but if they're talking for a long time it's stuff they're interested in - that you find it unsubstantial is not their problem.

So; despite failing at life so far, do you guys still have any hope left?

Or do you just want to make money, buy electronics (or anime figurines), and live by yourself?

>>16924070

Blows my mind too man. I can small talk successfully for about 5 minutes then its fucking through - the cover's blown, she sees me as the socially inept whatever the fuck.

>>16924070
I dunno, I just had small talk with a customer.
He came in saying "hala shibe halashibe keeper of the sacred bean juice"
So I raised me fists in the air and screamed "I be the keeper of the holy liquid!!!! What do you request of me!!!!!!!"

Maybe your doing small talk wrong?

Well for one you need to start thinking like a "Jack of all trades" this will start to make you versatile enough to talk for a significant amount of time. Insert a shit load of opinions and plan out conversations before you actually initiate. I can dribble on about any subject for hours, almost to the point of sounding like i am preaching. it is all about timing and "freestyling" your conversation. As lame as it seems, appealing to everything she likes is probably the way to go. I could have a totally biased opinion and talk about how good something is even though i hate it. Like right now i just wrote a whole paragraph telling you shit you probably already know and typing about ABSOLUTELY NOTHING.

>>16924127
Ha, I do that too and your abolutely right.

>>16922033
/thread

stopped_reading_there.jpg

>come to /g/ to discuss technology
>see this thread
>sage

>>16924127
>and back at me

>We didn't start the fire
>It was always burning
>Since the world's been turning
>No we didn't light it
>but we tried to fight it.
Grow up and realize your life is your responsibility, not the broader culture or world outlook.

>>16923813
Keep believing that.
One day you'll wake up and realise how depressing your life is.
I remember in my high school years I hated everyone and everything. I pushed everyone away, and video games came before my friends.
I'm 21 and just starting to get shit back on track now.

>>16924174
Hell yeah I hear that. My whole highschool career was a sham. I was such a nerd that I was not socially accepted. So my last years I used my intelligence and manipulated the teachers and students into thinking I was someone I was not. Every single instance I was with someone I would act a certain way to gain their trust and admiration. Deep down i despised everyone and really never fit in at all. Those last few months in highschool all i could think about was how much i detested everyone and being there. Never went to prom, only had a few good friends and failed out of my first semester of college. The more you dwell on life being a futility and focus on loathing the more it will come back to haunt you. In movies they make it look like those nerds always get the girl at the end and life makes a turn around, but those fairy tales REALLY show themselves as fabrications when you get older. AND THATS how you talk about nothing for a really long amount of time.

Content with solitude right now (have job, home, happy etc...).

Don't want kids, don't want marriage.
I would not mind a female companion, but finding one who lacks the generic 'goals' of childbirth/family raising seems to mean that I'll end up with some kind of stoner girl.

>I'm OK with this.

>get girlfriend
>eventually fuck
>realize I'm asexual
>tell her
>awkward as fuck
>haven't spoken to her since then

>>16924253
Just admit it. You suck at bed.

>>16924043
I'm actually pretty skinny. I have small boobs though :( they fit my frame, but I know most guys like large boobs. I can't compete in that department, I have B cups no matter how much weight I gain or lose.

Otherwise I am just average looking. I know I am not "hot" but I am not bad looking. Just normal. Still, guys don't pay attention to me. At all, I've never been approached or asked out by a guy.

>>16924291
show us a pic

>>16924281
nope.avi

>>16924291
Post pic, blank out your eyes or whatever. I wouldn't want /g/ to see me either. But I don't believe you. I am the most fucking beta guy ever. Thought some chick liked me about 6 or so months ago, asked her out and got rejected. 15 Year old chick from work told me the other day she has a crush on me (who knows why) now we've gone out a few times. It's a bit awkward though because I just turned 21 and she's 15. But when we're a bit older the gap won't seem so big and I'm not going to push her to do anything obviously.

>>16924291
>>16924325

Oh and my point was I'm sure everyone can find someone, but really for girls it is MUCH EASIER.

>>16924325

>>16923898
Maybe you should act like you actually want a relationship.
>>16923814
I know him IRL, he isn't.
>>16923784
I can vouch for this.
>>16923758
>it was for you? mfw

>>16924332
She tells me she has a crush on me. I am not pushing her to do anything.

don't think so.jpg

Also she is the first girlfriend I've ever had, so it's not like I'm rushing the relationship. It's all new for me too.

>>16924325
My parents are 12 years apart in age, although that's because they got married when my dad left for the Korean war. I'd say that 15 years older for the man is the limit before it starts getting weird.

>>16924356
I've only told my close friends about her. I feel a bit weird, but she makes me happy. That's all that counts.

>>16924356
yeah my mom and shitasscocksuckingspermdonor dad were 10 years apart

>>16924330
Not gonna post a pic, but I concede that for girls it is much easier. MUCH easier. All we have to do is be sufficiently slutty and receptive to men's advances in order to have sex. I think it's equally hard for each sex to find a mate that is good quality though, for more than sex. By that I mean it's hard for each to find someone they like and also are attracted to for a long term relationship. Women seem to be more discerning.

>>16922363
i think you're gay bro... you shrugged off ALL those chicks and got depressed over a TRAP.... Latino's too!! Nigga you gay.

>>16924333
>it was for you
explain this please.

>At party
>sit down
>4 girls stand up, walk over and sit down beside me
>mfw
>but also too beta to actually do anything

>>16924372
I would like to see a pic
Only because I havd never actually seen a girl on /g/
Just guys and traps

>>16924425
Lol god. I wish you had not said that. Just realized that is all i have seen on here. So sad...

>>16924425
Imagine what a /g/ girl looks like......that's what she looks like

Still want to see a pick?

>>16924394
Implying he posted the name for your benefit. Maybe he just wanted the world to know that Dean Lalap is a monkey-fucking dickface.
My point was that I know who dean lalap is and I agree.

Fuck all that shit, I'm giving up trying until I move. Preferably far away.
There has been various annoying shit with chicks over the years: the girl who chatted with and hit on me for months (grabbing my ass every time she went by) and then acted like I didn't exist, when all I did was ask her out for coffee so we could talk outside of work; the pseudolesbian who lounged around the house half naked all day every day for months, who I didn't try anything with because she brought home Listerine chuggers every night; a few other more normal ones that just brushed it off who I could still chat with until they moved away.

The worst was Friday night though. Was in the bar right after work, about to head home and I get called over by the bartender. Apparently this girl wanted to meet me, I was the cook, right? No, she wanted to meet the other cook her friend told her about, the guy who just got fired. But hey, she didn't recognize me, how long had I been in (very small) town working here?

Eight fucking years.

And she knows me.

What the fuck. I think that's the lowest I've ever felt.

Until I was walking away and she threw the final fucking shot: Well you're not the guy my friend mentioned, but I guess you're alright too.

Didn't need that pity right then.

>>16924431
Yeah, the tech world is a giant cockfest. Most of the tech world is pretty liberal too, so its not a discrimination thing. Womens just have no interest in austic like hobbies.

>>16924445
Anyone with the name Dean, first or last, deserves to die. Someone with that name ruined my life and should be killed. If there is ever some kind of political uprising in the US I hope to be on the winning side so I can murder all with that surname.

I'm talking about people with the first or last name "Dean"

I am drunk.

>>16924475
>I am drunk.

No you're not, you can still type.

>highschool
>not very attractive but not very butters
>some girls like me
>one girl finally asks me out (I never asked girls out, I just couldn't be bothered but its also because I'm beta)
>we go out for a whole week
>she turns out to be an utter bitch
>start a rumour that she has a cock
>ruins a year of her highschool
>all her friends tell me stories about how they hate her
>become best friends with the sexiest girls in schoo
>find out what all girls are truly like
>adore cock

No really, bitches and whores is utterly true, you wont believe some of the crap girls told me.

lol aww... come on. Havent you ever seen the women of linux? ...yeah good point

>>16924444
Yes, because I don't believe there is a girl on g
Or ever has been
Ever

>>16924493
some cognitive skills don't deteriorate until massive levels of alcohol have been consumed, well passed the point of being drunk. Also, spell checker helps immensely.

>>16924504
Who is that?

>>16924504
excuse me while I vomit

>>16924514
just some bitch i found on google images when i searched "women of ubuntu" there was an ugly one from the full circle magazine i have, but i didnt feel like looking for her in those.

>>16924515
that's a pretty average looking girl, meng

>>16924515
This is why you don't get laid

>>16924525
>ubuntu

I am disappoint

>>16924530
>implying I don't get laid
>implying anyone should lower their standards to such a level for any reason whatsoever

>>16924531
I do not use ubuntu, but it is the most popular distro so they have a good bit of podcasts. Like looking at the magazines from FullCircle and the podcast from them and tuxradar. i use crunchbang statler 10 with openbox

>>16924572
>I do not use ubuntu
>i use crunchbang

I lol'd

>>16924394
>>16924445
>>16924475
These posts just made me smile.

>>16924596
How is that funny?

>>16924525
Yeah, there are like 12 women of ubuntu and that's considered amazing.

>>16924629
Yeah i saw those models. They really look like models and not someone that would regularly use linux. Then again i do not know them so i couldnt say whether they really use it or not.

>>16924475
Hey dude, massive brofist, the dean i know made out with my prom date twice on my bed.

>>16924625
Crunchbang is still heavily ubuntu based

>>16924651
No. It was. I am using crunchbang Statler. It is based on debian. I think crunch stopped being ubuntu based with 9.1. The newest "crunch-ubuntu" would be madbox.

>>16924662
>my debian-based distro isn't based on this one debian-based distro, it's based on debian!

lol'd

babby's first distro

>>16924511
uses as many big words as possible to desperately prove he isn't drunk.
>>16924493
Don't be stupid.
>>16924475
Hm, yes...dean will die. when he's about...eighty, I'm guessing.

>>16924625
>I don't use Windows, I use 7!
>I don't use Redhat, I use CentOS!
>I don't use Gentoo, I use Sabayon!
>I don't use Common Lisp, I use Scheme!

>>16924675
Ubuntu is Debian based, but it is VERY different from Statler. If you do not know the differences then I really can not help you. Even if you do not respect Debian or Ubuntu... This still does not change the fact that I do not use Ubuntu. I am just stating facts and not trying to argue.

Crunchbang just changed repo's, it still uses ubuntu backend stuff

>>16924680
Dean will die if you're patient about it.
When I was in my first year at high school some kid yanked on my ear and dragged me about, he was in his last year.

Then, in my last year, he stole a car and slowly died in a painful car crash. I was quite happy :3

>what I've learned from this thread: people named "Dean" are universally terrible and disliked.
>women have an easier time finding a mate than men

>>16924713
So you've learned long-established universal truths?

Good for you, spread the word.

>>16924697
>Ubuntard pretending he's better than other Ubuntards

herpderp your default packages and repository and DE are different, whoopdefuckingdoo

it's still essentially the same shitty distro, only with more bloat

and posting anime reaction images doesn't make you any more convincing; in fact, it has the opposite effect

>>16924710
I can only hope such a fate for dean.

>>16923663

mfw you could have easily picked someone up had you posted a pic or msn name

>>16924719
"Dean" being an evil name for a person is a long established universal truth?

>>16924739
Remember it faggot.

>>16924739
You beat me to it

>>16924727
lol You are making the assumption that I had some sort of problem with Ubuntu? I said that I use Statler and not Ubuntu. This is true. I am not sure what you are trying to get across. Ubuntu is Debian.< This is not true, because they are two different distrobutions. That should be the end of the conversation. As for the anime picture, I could just post this.

>>16924713
this thread is now about dean.

>>16924760
Yeah, Dean is now a meme.

>>16924733
Yeah, I have to agree that this girls problem is not guys not finding her attractive. I would marry a girl who knew that perl wasn't something for necklaces

>>16924766
.... anyone got his facebook?

> mfw longest thread on /g/

>>16924758
Even shuttleworth says ubuntu is debian based. Not a seperate distro

I'd like to 3rd (or 4th) that people named Dean are terrible. Someone named Dean tried to have sex with my girlfriend. I almost killed him but wasn't able to because I was high on DMT and never made it out of my apartment.

>>16924777
wich face - i see two.

>>16924771
....
http://www.facebook.com/profile.php?id=1574804673 i might... regret this someday.

>>16924758
not sure if you're a troll or just a retard

>>16924800
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>>16924788

Positive drug story if ever I heard one.

+1

my old shitty asshole of a friend "Karel" lets call him. Just got a girlfriend that i had been interested in at a minor level for a pretty long time. Then the other day I start conencting and talking with her about music like Daft Punk. Then today I send her a skype request because he told her to block me about 3 weeks ago (as a joke I thought). He txts me and says to stop harassing her, so I send her a txt saying sorry she says its ok. He messages me again and said "ANON What the Fuck man I just told you to stop harassing her" Then in respoone I say "Dude I fucking just told her SORRY why the fuck can't I apoligize to her without you being the parinoid fucker you are."

Did I do the right thing /g/??

>>16924784
>>16924803
Not sure if you guys are getting the fact that I have no affinity. I never once said I was better for using Statler. I think there are so many distro. wars on here that you just fabricated an argument.

>>16924811
fine then
search his email in facebook
goldeneye2349@yahoo.com

>>16924827
Tell him you're fucking her.

>>16924710
Yaay torture.
>>16924713
Shit happens, we deal. Men are whores. Deans are queens (in the fruity sense, not the regal one).
>>16924719
Word.
>>16924727
Hoping for things like that won't do anything but wreck. Forgive, but don't forget.

>>16924832
OMG is English your first language? I am drunk and high on pot but I can still speak better than you

>>16924853
You can get drunk on Pot?
Wow.

>>16924853
pot, but*

>>16924832
But the fact that you've repeatedly tried to differentiate between your debian-based distro and another more popular debian-based distro tells me that you think you're better than people who use another shitty debian-based distro. Don't think you're unique, there are tons of faggots like you. You think you're special and different because your first or second distro isn't Ubuntu. Big fucking deal. The fact of the matter is that you're still using a shitty distro, so whether it's Ubuntu or Mint or Crunchbang or whatever, it's still terrible.

>>16924860
I am drunk on alcohol, beer to be exact. I am high on marijuana.

>>16924870
STOP TALKING ABOUT GODDAMM DISTROS, WHAT IS THIS, THE FUCKING TECHNOLOGY BOARD?

>>16924870
>But the fact that you've repeatedly tried to differentiate between your debian-based distro and another more popular debian-based distro tells me that you think you're better than people
lol Then I guess you were wrong.

>>16924860
I think he meant [drunk] and [high on pot], not [drunk and high] on [pot]

>>16924833
>>16924800
I think this is fair.

This thread makes me miss /r9k/

>>16924885
>no you're wrong lol
Great rebuttal.

>>16924895
someone add dean, for great justice.

>>16924904
>for great justice
the last time I heard someone say that was in 2004