Its hard to think of how the world would react

suicide

Make my own.

I have plenty of things to do that could keep me occupied until it came back.

Continue seeping on tea while listening to some Rachmaninoff before waiting to see what really caused the failure.

bE HAPPY THAT i WAS RIGHT ABOUT THE PLUG TO THE INTERNET WAS ON THE MOON

listen to taylor swift til its back.

Not give a shit.

Google: Pluto's Kiss

Hey, what if it was possible to permaban people from the internet instead?

We wouldn't be able to see the chaos if it did since we all use the internet to see what's happening globally.

I can't remember the last time I sat down and watched news on televiaahhhh fuckeng mosquito went in my eye

buy porno mags, play paper D&D, make prank calls

Im more interested in the effect such an event would have on the world.
What if it never came back?

Actually be productive.

>>15533905
holys shit..
I haven't watched tv in months...

HOW WOULD I BE ABLE TO VIEW THE WITTY INTERNET LOSS RELATED TWEETS AND STATUS UPDATES!!!??!?!?

Sip my wine while I watch the chaos using my satellite camera.

Write my personal statement and enjoy life for what it is.

>>15533912

What would never come back, the internet? Bullshit, people will always find a way to network. You must be talking about electricity in general, which is not so far fetched. In the 1800s there was a solar flare that shorted out the majority of electronics (in those time they were telegraph fuses and the first set of incandescent lights) across the united states and caused quite a lot of damage. We're due for another solar flare like this in 2013, however we now have safeguards in place that will automatically shut down power before such an event occurs, thanks to pre-solar flare satellite warning systems.

Not likely to ever occur.

i'd probably start playing and complete all the steam games i've bou- OH SHIT

/WRISTS

>>15533842

itt: OHEEY WHAT IF MOONSUDDENLY CRASHED INTO US?????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????

3 words:
Ham Radio Intranet.

stopped? how is itsupposed to "stop". do you thin kthe internets is a watchwork?

>>15533952
Protip: Steam has an offline mode. Just make sure all your games are installed now and you'll be fine. That's what I would do, too.

>>15534134
/g/ is full of pedantic morons who arent intelligent enough to understand a concept unless every detail is thoroughly described.

The internet stopped,
thats it. who gives a fuck if its likely to happen or not.

id have to go outside D:

Great. Now I can do all those things I've always wanted instead of browsing 4chan.

Unlike you fuckers I stored all my porn.
But I wouldn't be able to talk with master ;~;

I would be happier than I ever have been.

I dont have the self control to just stop using the internet at the moment...
But god I would love to.

I'm gonna help build a new Internet that would never stop.

I would go see a few friends at a cafe rather than talking to them on skype.

>>15534187
I don't think I have ever deleted porn.
I've got terrible shit that I will probably never fap to (again), but storage is cheap and tastes change

I'll have to either buy porno mags or find a girl to fuck.

For the latter, I'll have to shave and get a haircut.

>>15533842
Call my ISP.

Fire up a BBS...Fidonet here we come

>>15534255
Cnet Amiga was here, fidonet is a faggot

Start living a productive life. Or watch television.

Imagine how many faggot teenages would commit suicide because they couldn't access their precious Facebook?
I want this to happen, just for that.

>>15533842
Obviously I would call Mario, because my tubes would be clogged.

I'd go work with worlds top scientists to get it working again.

emediatly form adhoc network and start new internet ?

I would kill myself. I would.

>>15534442
really?
why>

>>15534348
and then we just turn it back on again 10 minutes later and the world is a better place.

>>15534449
and nothng if value was lost

play my vidya in offline mode
backup all my pirated software and drivers on several drives
get a good education
become more social

>spend whole day programman
>go to neckbeard meetings

I have about 4 TB of anime, I'll just rewatch all of that.

I'd look until I found where it stopped.

>>15534548
What about the 2nd month without Internet?

>>15534548
i hope you are seeding them if not then that is just a waste of hard drive

>>15534471
We also mustn't forget to turn off the mobile networks as well.

I'd watch the world burn. Because it would.

>>15534589
Sort of like that Arthur C. Clarke story about the world bathed in eternal sunlight from its multiple stars, until a rare solar eclipse makes everyone freak out?

We are bathed in a world of Internet and don't notice our dependency on it until it's gone?

Don't worry. It won't happen. Google's increasingly-shittier search results are gradually weening me off the Internet entirely.

>>15534608

I was just being edgy, like The Joker from The Batman.

But yeah, no, that's not what I meant at all. I meant that the world economy would collapse.

I'd be happy that I have about 10,000 /hr/ porn pictures and a few high class 720p pron movies to enjoy on my TV.

I also have 3 terabytes of movies and TV series of which I didn't watch about 1/3 yet.

I would probably get a life. At least I'd try. The Internet is like my self-forged shackle that keeps me from going outside because, really, there is no reason to go outside if you have video games, porn, imageboards, movies and endless entertainment and food.

The internet will never be "down". Everything depends on it. And with "depend" on it I don't mean that the hipsters can't browse their facebook anymore and freak out but that most of our infrastructure, business as well as governmental is dependent on its functioning.

There's an old couple in my aunt's street that have never owned a television their entire lives.

Sometimes I'm jealous.

I'd probably actually get shit done.

I would go build a shack and live in the woods.

lolidunno
if I won't think about the actual bad things that'd happen, I'd probably continue living on as usual - maybe meet people more often, also share movies, games and such offline.

>>15534678
Inna woods with an SKS?

get a dog or something? idk, the same sort of stuff I did before I had the internet. watch wwf and shit.

lan party every weekend

Probably get a job, some friends and possibly even a girlfriend.

>>15534719

>>15534709
>SKS

you wouldn't last very long.

ITT: happy lifes destroyed by the internet

If it wasn't for the Internet, I'd have an old-timey room that I'd call my Library full of bookshelves full of books. And not picturebooks and manga. Books with smart thoughts printed in smudgy small type.