GTFO

Hit her back

bend over and take it up the ass.

An hero.

>>4002596

>>4002596
Was taught never to hit a women....Its just the rules.

Bitchslap her

Tell her if she does it again, you'll leave her. If she does it again, leave.

Or grab her by the wrists and hit her with her own hands, and keep saying "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!" Chicks hate that shit.

>>4002626
Worse thing is I'm not a small guy pretty hench...I just take it though feels bad man.

>>4002617
yeah, and when i was 8 santa giving me presents every christmas was a rule too

>>4002586
Just grab her. Hold her till she calms down and then fuck her with your foot on the back of her head to remind her of her role.

>>4002586
>>4002586
FUCKING BREAK HER NECK

Post pic of your gf please.

Stop being such a pussy and just tell her to cut it out.

If she keeps it up and it bothers you, which is clearly does, leave her.

Just that simple.

tell her to quit it.

>>4002665
She's pretty fucked up though plays mind games. Always threaterning to do crazy stuff if i leave her.

Simple.
Leave her.
Do it, or your will lose respect for yourself
and slowly die on the inside.

>>4002675
FUCKING LEAVE HER.

Pretty soon it will become an inescapable pattern. Soon she will start to degrade you in public and your ego will go in the shitter. Next time she thinks about it, grab her arm mid swing and look her dead in the eyes and tell her if she hits you again you are going to hit her back. Shove her away. She should get the picture if you are serious enough.

Equal rights!!

>>4002626
>grab her by the wrists and hit her with her own hands, and keep saying "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

>>4002637
No one deserves to be abused. Whether she's actually hurting you or not, she's trying, and I'd bet she does other things to try to intimidate or manipulate you, too. You can try to help her change, or you can move on, but what you shouldn't do is take it.

my gf punched me in the face one time when we were drunk and arguing with each other. I just started to laugh and said "if I hit you I'm going to jail and you're going to fucking outpatients. You got two seconds to fucking apologize or all your shit is going out the window"

She apologized and then we had insane make-up sex.

>>4002642
Some guys still believe in, and follow, chivalry. Even though it may seem out of place in modern society, some choose to live their life that way. OP is just one of those guys. It's not right or wrong, it's just his choice.

Either that, or he's a typical guy in every way except that he also puts women on a pedestal. In that case, he's just a pussy that won't go against his "programming."

her hitting you is part of her rape fantasy, you just have not picked up on it yet

Problem is i really love her and don't really understand why she does it....I have this massive bruise where she chucked at shoe at my head..;/

>>4002729
Pic with timestamp nao

>>4002729
Optimistic, of course.

The only way it's pessimistic is when people attach excessive importance to themselves, their favorite "pet" species, or believe in the ridiculous idea that the environment should or can be in stasis.

Everything changes, everything dies, that's the way things are. Trying to pretend otherwise is like believing in Santa Claus.

>>4002734
Would rather not i often post her with a trip so...

>>4002729
your chick needs anger management classes bro. In all honesty, taking the moral highground is calling the fucking police and reporting her for a domestic. Let that crazy bitch cool off in jail for 12 hours. Only works if you don't touch her though.

>>4002758
Do it nao you faggot
WTF are you making excuses for?

>>4002729
Leave her.

If she starts getting obnoxious about threatening to do something

expose her to everybody for the sociopath that she is.

What about those robots that very lonely, sad men buy to f**k? I'd say that's easily far more humiliating than making pancakes.

>>4002764
The theory;
If you dislike Genki or Roxy you are probably a socially-inept asshole with little or no redeeming qualities. And Most likely your co-workers hate you and mock you behind your back, and your GF/BF secretly envisions Edward Norton whilst making love to you. Then vomits afterward.

>>4002790
wut

cock slaps

Pic related ;/

>>4002806
Shit just got real...Damn bro :S

>>4002806
LEAVE HER

pornstarpunishment.com

>>4002806
to small
where is time stamp?

>this thread

>>4002806
>>4002806
Look asshole, do not mess this up for humanity. You said yourselves, it is going to become smarter. That is the whole goal. Which means one day they are going to understand just how mortifying it is to be on a flag team. Their first memory is going to be you guys inventing robot racism.

>>4002806
Oh, the humanity. You humans are a curious bunch.

put it in her butt
really quickly

>>4002837
I don't understand what you mean....And to all those that say leave her i swear she would do something crazy ass to me or to herself.

next time you fuck her, fuck her so hard it hurts her.

>>4002837
my brain just exploded

>>4002847
it's you garden?

>>4002847
>>4002847
HAHAHA fuck i posted with my trip fuckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk

notice: He never mentioned WHY she hit him.

>>4002681
>>4002687
This, you don't have to actually hit her to intimidate her enough to back off, you can also punch a big fucking hole in your wall for added effect. Show her how a man punches.

ARCHIVE THIS SHIT.

HEY OP

when I first started dating my current gf, she slapped me in the face when i made some joke. I told her she better not fucking do that again. she straightned up and apologized. she told me later she respected me a ton for putting my foot down.

>>4002857
>>4002847

FAIL, might as well start from scratch tripfag samefagging OP

>>4002857
Well, your stock in AF (Alpha as Fuck) just crashed

>>4002856
O dear....:S

>>4002857
>>4002847
hey OP why arent you anonymous anymore? and why are you giving yourself advise? Its like you know the answer already and this was all samefag troll

Garden are you not that hench guy ?

>>4002897
Yes lol Its just a troll thread move along...:)

meh, my ex hit me with a 60$ lamp I had just driven her all around town to find one time. I fucked up her lamp bent the shit out of it.

>>4002764


also doesnt work when she lies to the police

just go the vigilante route

>>4002922
Don't be ashamed bro let the pain out.

>>4002922
I hope it really is a troll. If it isn't...don't be embarrassed, just get away from her.

Lol and gardenfag was in my inspiration folder.

She hit you because you are too short motherfucker. You should break up with her and find a shorter woman.

Beta as fuck

>>4002964
Fuck yeah that body is glorious.

Joke dudes joke!

>>4002989
Thankyou :)

Either i just got trolled or a tripfag just owned himself.

Call the police you poor excuse for a fucking human.

>>4002994
someody's embarrased.
But you shouldn't be.
Domestic abuse towards men happens much more often than one might believe.

>>4002964
Who is that?

if you call the police, they might come and fill out a report, but nothing will come of it. you might even be taken in depending on your local laws

PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN AND TELL HER YOU WILL NOT PUT UP WITH THIS SHIT. IF SHE KEEPS DOING IT HAVE ROUGH SEX WITH YOU IN CONTROL *not rape*

/thread

Everytime she does that, it doesn't matter if it's in public or not, grab her boobs and make out with her.

>>4003046
Mrgardenfag who is the guy who was trying to ask advice about being beaten up by a women, but ended up posting with his trip.

>>4003046
garden fag

hahaha wait till Tinytrip see's this thread.

if a bitch can punch you she can take a punch

aslo like every1else says
falcooooooonnn punch and leave i lol everytime

Lol OP is a pussy. I bet she fucks him with a strapon like a little faggot. Man up. Hit her back.

>>4003080
Me and alexis are cool now I have no beef with him.

Someone explain this thread to me????????????

Bump with pics i have of gardenfag.

fuck off and let this thread die already niggers!

>>4003171

how tall is he?

>>4003181
He's like 6ft

>>4003125
see
>>4003071

>>4003226
HAHAHA so some hench guy gets owned by his girl ?!

its ok gardenfag, get a tan, paint+rearrange your bedroom and we won't recognize your new trip

Fucking faggot fuck, goes to show having a good body does absolutely nothing to change you from being a FUCKING PUSSY WHO CANT MAKE HIMSELF BE RESPECTED BY ANY MEANS NECESSARY

>>4003234
yes

>>4003236
Whatever you have no clue about my situation.

>>4003247
Post a pic of yourself bet your just mad jealous

how much do you weigh

faggggggggggggggggggggggggg

Sir, you truly brought trolling to rank of a art.

>>4002586
the peter really was a great idea

>>4003276
Appreciate you realizing I'm everyone in this thread :)

>>4003271
87kg currently on a bulk.

Play fight back. Let her win and be over the top, like you did in school, othertimes pin and tickle her.

>>4003250
I dont need to know ANYTHING about your situation, pic related

>>4003276
>>4003281
Samefag, rofl nice try

>>4003250
>you don't know about my "i fell in love so hard i allow my bitch to beat the shit out of me"

>>4003298
I'm just rofling right now because you got trolled so hard.

>>4003313
yeah post timestamped pic including face and back of head and see if you're really trolling or if there's a big bruise there. What's that. you can't? Is it because youre a pussy carrying a big bruise that your WHORE of a girlfriend who is definitely cheating on you gave you?

I thought so.

>>4003281
Uh huh, we know she hits you all the tine, now whine lil bitch, whine

>>4003318
>>4003318
>>4003322
Aahahaha your all just mad because I have a gf and have a immense body!

This is the reason i read 4 chan.

grab her tits

Knock her up, then leave

This post really sums up /Fit for me :)

>>4003356
She's on the pill

>>4003370
Hide pills /Profit ?

CALL THE POLICE ON HER LOL

>>4003392
We need to see what the man beater looks like gardenfag post gf.

>>4003329
>another attempt to change the topic of discussion
shut the fuck up and cry

>>4003370
he literally meant, knock that bitch up
as in uppercut the cunt

>>4003406
>>4003419
Ok ?!

>>4003497

dat left hook

>>4003497
Wow shes massive bro no wonder she owns you!

if she hits you in anger she can go to jail.

Also stop being a pussy and leave that dumb bitch.

>>4003520
>>4003528
As if i could actually hit her back and not seriously hurt her.

>>4003497
>dat manly face

>>4003543
>implying you could hurt anybody

>>4003565
>>4003558
She's real manly yeah fucking idiot..And yes i could really hurt her but i love her too much.,

>>4003577
Hahah shes hiding her left fist ready to beat you gardenfag.

>>4003577
Why the fuck is she dressed like an old woman?

>>4003604
She's into all sorts of quirky fashions.

>>4003577
Oh this is just so beta.

>>4003577
That girl's got the crazy eye. Get out while you still can.

/Fa reporting in someone posted this there.

HAHAH big tough /Fit getting owned by girls.

>>4003577
>i could really hurt her
nah you can't, you're a pussy. that would make your last conversation when she tells you about all her cheating even more great.

On principles I never hit a girl. What you have to do is shake them really hard.

>>4003627
more like omega

OP is your GF that super hot black chick from a few days ago?

I should go soon anyway if she comes in and see's this would be bad :)

>>4003655
Kinda like babies right? I think i've got it now.

>>4003655
Or strangle

Am i the only one that would be turned on seeing that girl beat gardenfag ?

Someone make a memem or this shit! Like /Fit not so tough

>>4003657
>>4003669
>>4003676
>>4003679
>>4003696
Go away , also please no mememe this thread is humilating enough.

/Fa sent me......../Fit showing how beta they are.

>>4003577
>>4003497
d'awWW she points her toes SOOOO CUTE!! i'd let her beat me into a pulp. i think i have a fetish for that

>>4003746
It's not the physical abuse that annoys me really its more the mental shit that gets to me.

>>4003719
>this thread is humilating enough
nah it's not. Your girl beating the crap out of you, that's what humiliating

>>4003760
Like you would fair any better given the situation.

Your dumb ass didnt get the memo. She likes it rough. Get some handcuffs or someshit.

>>4002586
>her hitting you is part of her rape fantasy, you just have not picked up on it yet

>>4002586
>>4002586
>>4002586
>>4002586
>>4002586
>>4002586
>>4002586
>>4002586

gif fucking related.

>>4003781
More like she wants him to be her slave

Is someone posting this thread in other places ????????Fucking gayyyyyyyyyys

i love this thread.

to garden -- you take what your girlfriend gives you and you fucking like it. quit your whining, it's unattractive.

love,
/fa/

OP are you retarded?

If she does it again say in a serious tone "could you please not do that?"

Or so you won't seem so butt hurt, do it in a tired "that's not funny uggh" tone.

>>4003810
hahaha Epic

>>4002586
lol

>>4003796
dohohoho shit, she would need some surgery after that.

>>4003818
As if i have not tried to tell her it's not cool...

>>4003796
lol

>>4002806
hahahahah OWNED!

>>4003858
>confirmed for being a pussy

>>4003858
>tell
thats where you went wrong

slap a ho

wtf are /fa/ggots doin here?

>>4003887
Finally a chance to show how beta /Fit is compared to /Fa

I love this thread.

>>4003874
>>4003881
Would never touch her , going to have to try chat to her tonight hopefully it will go ok...

>>4002677
THIS, srsleh.

>>4002687
>>4002687
Slangin jizz to this post.

>>4003895
you weak/fat fags talk about the shit we wear. you will always be beta

You know what OP, I don't know your situation, but I know I wouldn't let that shit happen to me.

>>4003930
she doesn't see a man in you

>>4003930
Gardenfag going to get killed tonight.

>>4003930
RIP MrGarden.

>>4003966
or dumped, which seems to be equal to death for him

>>4003983
Would love to see the conversation! bet she beats the shit out of him.

this fucking thread...
I swear, when we had finally gotten those damned /fa/ggots off our back THIS FUCKING THREAD came along and ruined it.
We won't hear the end of this for months to come -_-

>>4003966
>>4003975
>>4003983
>>4004003
Your all gay and jealous....and /Fa can fuck off too.

>>4004017

>>4004017
>Your all gay and jealous

>>4004016
i'm sorry i didn't hear that, what?

>>4004017
u jelly

punch her in the cunt you pussy

>>4004017
If I were gay I wouldn't be jealous (which I am).
And if I were gay I wouldn't be taking shit from a girl, I would be getting my shit shoved by a girly man.

/Fa Trying to troll me how i loled.

if a girl ever hit me I'd be like

HEY... WHY DON'T YOU GO BAKE ME SOME PIE

185 posts My face!

And i always thought garden was tough :(

Sage

>>>/fa/2494199

/fa/ somehow cares for trolls on /fit/

One of the biggest guys I've met used to get beat up by his wife. One day he came into work pretty beat up. He told colleagues he was jumped by a gang of lads, but the truth was his wife went at him with a steel bar.
Domestic violence works both ways bro, I respect you for not hitting her back. You're right there. But you need to do something, she needs help. You certainly don't deserve this shit. If it persists and she refuses help, leave her.

>>4004140
Nice try bump for justice.

>>4004148
Cheers Will see what happens Whatever i will never hit her.

>You certainly don't deserve this shit.
If a man needs to be told he doesn't deserve to be beaten then he deserves to be beaten.

>>4004158
sage does not push the thread off the frontpage, it merely allows you to post without bumping.

And this also goes for the rest of you faggots.
Using sage while posting a pic cancels out the sage and bumps the thread.

This makes /Fit look bad :S

>>4002873
>>4002873
>>4002873
>>4002873
roooolllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll

Dear /fit/,

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Love, from /a/

>>4002626
>>4002681
Shit I'm not OP but I just realise this is what my mom did to me when I was a kid and it has now progressed to the insults in public etc.

you're in an abusive relationship.

leave immediately.

she will ruin your life.

>>4004310
The fuck is /A doing here haha

>>4004334
some dick linked this thread over there.

>>4004334
don't know, someone randomly liked me here in a thread for no reason

This is the first thread I see in /fit/ and I have to say, I think you're all homosexuals.

>>4004356
derp *linked*

>>4004310
this faggot is not representative of all of /a/.
I have your back bro.

/d/ tells you to leave her or buy a whip, some leather outfit and necessary additions.

slap her OP

If only we had a board devoted to giving advice.... hmmm

Make a really scary mask. Make her a milkshake with magic mushrooms and while she's tripping out, you put on your mask and scream at her about how you hate it when she hits you and she's a terrible person and the demons are going to eat her.

>>4004372
Go back to your fanservice shit, faggot. Only DEEPfags represent /a/

Just think Op is chatting with his girl as we type....Wonder if he's bleeding yet

Shit, this is becoming a multi-board party~

>>4004356
>>4004310
>posts with fucking K-on!
>implying that you have any right to criticise garden on his gentlemanly decision, even though it makes him look like a door mat
gb2moe

/fit/,

stop being such whiny bitches, I get my inspiration to not be a fat sociopath anymore from you guys. you should be so lucky you even have the same girl hit you because they're always around.

/g/ here

>>4004395
FUCK YOU

KING OF /ɐ/

Epic thread is epic /W reporting in all boards combine!

wow and i thought we were pathetic.

/r9k/ reporting in

>>4004392
I'm gonna do that to my gf even though she doesn't hit me

>>4004428
You mean queen of /a/

Thanks for your request.
It has been added to our database and the thread will be archived as soon as enough request for that thread have been made.
This thread has been requested 2 times now.

>>4004459
muwahahahaa

Man this thread gave me a good laugh.

>>4004443
Sup, gorespammer?

/ck/ reporting in....

if you came out of the closet you would never have to deal with abusive women ever again.

>HotD-fags
>BAKEtards
>K-ancer! trolls
>Narutards
Whatever, I'm banning myself.
See you all when my awnontalc ban expires

>>4002873
>>4002873
>>4002873
>>4002873
ALL but 14

>>4004470
Ha, it'd be awesome if gorespammer was here.

Actually never seen a thread where every board on 4 chan posts rofl.

kill her with fire breath

women bitch about wanting to be equal to men, right?

she hits you first, hit her back as you would a man.

if she wants to play ball, she better expect to get bruised.

>>4004512
>rofl.
That's because all the good boards are isolated from whatever faggot hole you came form.

kill her with fire breath. /po reporting in

>>4004512
fucking newfag

/sci/ reporting in. OP should make a detailed log of all incidents and use the data to determine the best course of action.

Overlord, proceed the airstrike, now!!

Hahaha this thread is epicS! Love /cgl

>>4002586
Oh hey, Kevin.

>>4002586
/b/ HERE, HURR DURR SO RANDOM THE GAME LOLZ!!!111!1!11!! FURRY SHITGODSHIT LOL I TROLLL YUO!!!1!!1!

Leave her you idiot

>>4004566

Mock the doubles; get doubles.

/vp/ here

FUCK HER WITH THE MIGHT OF A MILLION SUNS!

>>4004566
oh /b/, youre so cute

here, have some pie, from /ck/

>>4002586
OP, i had a fuck buddy that used to do that... annoyed me so i kicked her out of my godamn house at 1am in the middle of winter.... she had to organise a lift etc while waiting outside. That's how i roll.. Don't ever let bitches use sex as a tool

LUUULZZ HURRR FURRDUURRR DUBBLES

>>4004596
nice 1

>>4004596
You dont fool anyone, you were the bitch in that story.

[x] Mark for win thread
[ ] Don't mark for win thread

>>4004624
um no

Greetings from /o/
What the fuck

>>4004605
Your mum, actually... and yeah, she's a mega bitch

:rollseyes:

>>4004566
Fucking finally.

/tg/ reporting in.

Roll for initiative.

Then GTFO. Seriously, your GF is bad crazy. There are women out there who are not bad crazy. Find one of them. Be happy. Get on with your life.

/sp/ here

Kobe would never let this shit happen to him

My face when this thread.

Op is dead now.

  ▲
▲ ▲
/b/ here
rape yourself faggot

I'm female, if I hit a guy when we're fighting I'm pretty much giving him an ok to hit me back, just because I grew up with three brothers so that's how my mind works.

>>4004850
THIS. Fuck sexism. This is how the world works. If someone hits you, it doesn't matter if their genitals are inside their body, you're allowed to defend yourself.

OP JUST DELETE THREAD PROBLEM SOLVED

>>4004894
This thread has been archived Gardenfag will never live this down :)

>>4003497
>>4003577
Even if you did hit her, OP, it would take a few knocks with that fucking shovel chin of hers.

Forgot my age.

/int/ here

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jajajajajajajajajajajajajajajaja
nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn
HUEHUEHEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE
HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUHEUHEUHEUHE

/k/ here. you cant blackwater.
enjoy your deagles.
fuck this thread.

>>4004850
implying she isnt a feminist lying bitch and just wants to trick you into prison

>>4002626
>grab her by the wrists and hit her with her own hands, and keep saying "Stop hitting yourself! Stop hitting yourself!"

I love doing that

>this thread

>>4006194
>necro'd this thread

anally rape her in her sleep...
simple

bump.

So is the op dead or what ?

>>4006970
if by dead you mean gay, then yes.

God i am SO glad this thread is still up

>>4003497
my bitch is hotter and guess what? she fucking worships me and i have dozens of pictures of her sucking my cock on my phone.

>>4003577
>implying anyone is jealous of that stupid bitch who poses like that for pictures
>look at how retarded she makes her feet, LOOK
>implying you cant control your strength when youre a 180lb weakfag who doesnt even bench 250
Just hit her softly enough to not hurt her but hard enough to instill fear. Or just grab her by the jaw and give her a menacing stare into her eyes with your face 4 inches away from hers while you tell her never to do that again.

>>4003665
scared of getting beat again? hahahahaha pussy

>>4003777
almost anyone would. It takes a real pussy not to stand up to that shit.

>>4004186
hahaha awesome quote, just needs a bit more specificity though:

"if a man needs to be told he doesn't deserve being beat by his woman, then he deserves to be beat"