ya real funny dude

11/10

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1/10. Please don't tuck your shirt into those jeans. EVER

>>678578

???

Your outfit is awful but wash that product out of your hair and I'll let you fuck me.

>>678586
Why is it awful?

>>678591
you obviously must be retarded. so just wear whatever the hell you want. The short bus will pick you up in the morning.

Nevermind me though, I'll be wearing my skinny jeans and peacoat at starbucks tomorrow morning.

your pants are weirdly shaped and that shirt looks feminine

ROFLLLL! this is soo damn terrible. soooooooo terrible.

>>678591

Because you have on dad jeans and a dress shirt with weird stuff on it and no undershirt. Wash that product out take the jeans off, walk around in your boxers and I'll blow you twice AND let you fuck me and cuddle afterwards, too. Shame to waste all that beautiful man in that dad outfit.

>>678597
Those are my favorite jeans because they don't make me sweat. When I wear tight jeans I start to sweat real bad. Wearing an undershirt produces similar problems, so I had to go without it. Also, the shirt is a thinner fabric than normal button ups are since I tend to sweat when I wear a thicker fabric.

My hair dresser suggested that I use product, I think it looks good.

lol

only fatties who are ashamed of their bodies wear pants/shorts above the waist.

Fat guy here

>>678607
you don't botox? erhm, I don't think this is the appropriate forum for you then.

And for those of you who don't know: botox stops you from sweating. cheerio

>>678607

You don't have to explain yourself to me. It would take you three minutes to prep yourself to my satisfaction. You could get another kind of jean that isn't tight though, and wear a nice black leather belt with it, and get one of those Nike undershirts made out of artificial whatever that wicks sweat, I promise that's better than no undershirt at all for staying cool and dry. And yes you are very cute and have a nice laugh so from your hairdresser's viewpoint that spiky product is cute on you but NO, use the product to comb all of your hair back, not to spike it.

You have nice hands, too. Probably give a mean backrub.

And as long as you're clean and not smelly a little sweat just makes you more manly. Powder your feet though.

Oh, and I forgot to mention; I'm a dude. This is 4chan, faggot. Did you actually entertain the idea that I was female?

>>678617


I think you like playful spanking, too. Next time you make love to somebody put a couple of fingers in their mouth. Free protip there.

>>678623
why would you lie like that? how does that get you off leading people on? And yes, I'm hurt, your compliments were really nice. I think I'm done here, good bye.

HA HA HA HA he has to be trolling!

>>678626
This is NOT OP, I am OP.

I already told you guys why I can't wear thick or tight clothing. I am asking why this outfit is not ok, and how it could be restructured (keeping jeans, since I can't wear tight ones)

You don't have to pretend to be me to tell him that. Don't insult him. He's smart enough to know that no woman is going to give him two blowjobs and then let him fuck her all in one go. Christ.

don't listen to them, its really great looking.
please find me and we can go shopping for great clothes

11 out of 10

>>678629
This is not OP!!!! God damn what is wrong with you people.

OOOOOOLOLOLOLOL

>>678629

Okay, let's do a couple of minor things:
1. Nice black wide jeans belt with silver buckle and black leather loafery shoes.
2. One of those Nike drifit tshirts in grey or something. $10 at TJ Maxx.
3. Slick hair back, don't spike.

You really are cute, that's all you need to do. And SMILE.

>>678634
post is reported, do it again, and I will email the admin.

I am OP and that's final.

Also, to my gay /fa/shionista's out there... would you buy me a drink in this outfit, y/n?

Yes, would you buy me a drink?

>>678641
GOD DAMN YOU. WHO GIVEFS YOU THE RIGHT, TO BE SUCH AN ASSHOLE. LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE, JUST LEAVE

>>678644

Hell no. For two blowjobs, a couple of hours of fucking and cuddling all night you have to buy me a drink.

>>678611
I LIKE clean sweaty men.

>>678651
its not too obvious though is it? I mean, I want people to know that I'm gay, but I want it to be subtle, you know plausible-deniability.

Now I barf.

>>678654

Honestly if the guy in that picture is gay there are some serious issues. I don't believe it. No gay man would spike his hair like that at this point.

ARRRGH he is gay but the whole get up is an elaborate troll. Good night. No blowjobs for you.

OP

please stop stealing my dad's clothes thanks.

>>678661
Well, it's only recently that I've started getting into fashion ( I used to be anti-fashion out of principle). That's why I made the thread.

OP

please stop stealing my dad's clothes kthxbye

>>678654

The pants and hair give you plenty of plausible deniabilty if you aren't too fey.

>>678664

Forget the whole fashion thing. Just wear what you like and what is comfortable. But for god's sake stop the minispikefield on your head. Comb that shit back with the product.

You keep bitching about how you can't wear any other jeans, but the jeans you have make you look fucking retarded, dude. They don't even look like real denim. Change them, please.

Same with hair.

>>678677

I would still hit it, I would just make him wash that product out first. And I bet his balls get quite salty.

Those jeans cost 90 dollars....

>>678701
No they did not.

>>678708
Yes they. I had them specially made to be wider.

Don't change a thing, not a thing.

how can you get a hoodie to shrink? any special way to wash it that will cause it to shrink more?

>>678720
made me choke on my spit, congrats

you are not a bad looking guy, however:
You need to find a look that flatters you.
You seem to be slim, so work with that. Let your pants down to where they flatter your ass, get a better fit: not 501s or whatever those are, something that fits slimmer in the thighs. Slim on the thighs makes your bulge look bigger. (fat men appear to have smaller junk, same principle.)
shirts go to the wrist for a reason.
your necklace makes you look like you have a stoma in your neck.

Contrast is important, so a tiny belt with a tiny shirt is bad.
Never let anyone take a straight on photo of you.
let your hair relax and look natural.
Really, fashion is about flattering your positive attributes.

ITT: same fag posts 30+ times.

>>678763
The jeans have to stay since I have about 5 pairs of a very similar cut (all tailored), and are made for my sweating condition. I will try your other suggestions, though.

I really don't think the pants are that bad.

People think this is a joke, but I can tell you care.
Laced in all of this attacking of your style is some important ideas.
Sometimes you should drink less water, and let your body conserve more. Its a way to stop sweating. Only drink when thirsty. Those pants are thick denim, and thick denim will hold heat. I should know, I live in a cold climate. People wear looser denims in the winter here.
Wear lighter looser weave fabrics. Also polyester traps a lot of moisture.
Your waist is up high yes, but your hips are where most men's pants are designed to be worn. Nothing wrong with a bit of product, but you overdid it.
Product is meant to give some texture, not BE texture.
Pic related

>>678768
Is it a medical condition, or is it personal preference?
There are tonnes of fantastic highly breathable fabrics out there, and denim is not one of them.
I know you are attached to them and you feel like you have invested in the pants, but there is a reason why people are poking fun.
You are not a bad looking guy, but you need to flatter the shape of your body a bit more.

Ty Pennington!

BTW, you can find a lot of fast dry and wicking pants at mountaineering stores.
Made for things like kayaking so that you dry off quickly.
Some look really nice.
Wicking fabrics absorb moisture and make it evaporate quickly keeping you very dry.
even places like eddie bauer should have them.

STOP! HAMMERTIME!

I know you want to keep the pants, but they're definitely the first thing that needs to go. They make your thighs look huge and, as a result, you look like you have a pot belly too. The belt is ugly - try to find a dark, leather belt. The shirt would be fine if you had an undershirt, untucked it, and unrolled the sleeves (alternatively, just get a shirt that fits). Lose the necklace. No exceptions. Wash that product out of your hair and pick a hair style that doesn't make it look like you're getting ready to go clubbin' with the rest of your frat.

Master Troll 100/10

>>678765

>>ITT: same fag posts 30+ times.

NO. It was OP plus two, maybe three fags, I was one of them.

Here, thread summary:

"Product is meant to give some texture, not BE texture."

>>679505
This is not /b/. Get out kids.