strangle self with fashionable belt.

1800 SUICIDE

Buy a 1500 dollar fixed gear then get hit by a car.

Overdose on cocaine

Put on a fur jacket, fill the pockets with rocks, and walk into a river. :]

just shoot yourself you faggot

feels good man

spend you're entire life savings (you won't need it anyways) on like a really really nice suit

then kill yourself, but don't get any blood on the suit

>>644195
this

OD on something

It can't be percieved as an accident, that would just be lame. You have to let people know you meant to do it. But if you could implement irony that would make it cooler.

hang yourself from a doorknob whilst high on cocaine and masturbating.

>>644283
But write beautiful novels beforehand.

OD from cocaine on a glass table with other people in the room

hang yourself in rehab

Drive a motorcycle off an open drawbridge while naked and fireworks taped to your body.

Orange in mouth, suspended from the ceiling while masturbating furiously with an INXS record in the background.

>>644283
>>644338
My, my. You're quite literary today, /fa/.

>>644503
/fa/ is not-so-secretly /lit/

cutting your wrists is the most fashionable way

Buy most expensive suit evar then go get hair and makeup done.

Go home, overdose on cocaine in bed. Beautiful.

Smoking is.

>>644186
This.

Sage and reported.

Marilyn Monroe style.

Overdose on heroin.

Just keep shooting and shooting and shooting and shooting.

Listen to Sufjan while doing it.

I don't think /fa/ has enough money to OD on cocaine.

Pic related. She's engaged to Ben Gibbard. We might as well kill ourselves now because being skinny and fashionable does nothing.

>>644589
> Listen to Sufjan while doing it.

i fucking hate you.

>>644606

Don't hate. I sip tea while listening to Sufjan under a tree. Then I make out with my boyfriend who is looking cute in his knit sweater we got whilst thrifting.

Truly, I lead a charmed life. Don't hate, angry internet Anon. :(

>>644305
>you're

this makes me rage. I can SORT of understand "your gay" but "you're cat" or something FFFFFFFF TRYING TOO HARD AND FAILING.

>>644630
trying too hard to be whimsical/clever/attention whore

drug cocktail while blastic crazy music

Find a way to decapitate yourself.

>>644634

-Whimsical
-Clever
-Attention Whore

You must be new aroiund here.

what about a fashionable way to kill someone?

>>644581
shoving a ton of sleeping pills of your ass?

Get all your life savings and spend it on a customized gold/silver/platinum ribbed corset of your choice that's super super small and strong with very very strong laces (must be fire resistant too). Get your hair, nails, and pretty much everything done and wear the corset which you've laced but not tightened. Use an entire bottle of Chanel no.5 on yourself and on the bed then hook up the ends of the laces of the corset into a machine that pulls it tighter and tighter slowly. Just as you feel the corset breaking your ribs and crushing your insides light a smoke..
Bam.

"is ______ fashionable"

man, i LOVE these fashion threads

cocaine

clearly it's anorexia.

starve yourself OP

eat a hole packet of smokes. die of nicotine poisoning.
apparently only 2 cigarettes have enough nicotien to kill you (2mg).

>>644597
Yeah, but her mouth...

>>645862
this
make sure you wear fabulously fashionable designer outfits all the time

The only fashionable suicide is to become a rock star, then die before thirty and after releasing only three albums, each one widely acclaimed. The actual method can be jumping off a church, shotgun shot, or OD.

>>645887
You have to be 27.

>>645891
Petri Walli disagrees. He did it at 26, probably just because doing it at 27 would be too much of a wannabe move.

>>645900
He probably was just copying Ian Curtis, who killed himself before 27 because he was so bold. Petri Walli probably just waited 3 years to be closer to 27 so it'd be a safer move.

Kill someone famous, say something witty, kill yourself.

Not necessarily in that order.

Jump off the Brooklyn Bridge obviously