>Turn shower on
>make it mildly warm
>rinse body
>apply conditioner, leave in for like 5-7 mins
>during time use soap and loofah
>rinse hair
>clean

>using shampoo every time you shower
>2012

>Turn shower on
>Jump in that shit
>Body wash + Scrubber = Clean skin
>Rinse
>Get the fuck out

I'll occasionally shampoo my hair once, maybe twice a week.

Get like me.

>turn shower on, wash my cock, jackoff, cum buckets, wash my cock, rinse/repeat.

OP here, also gives criticism, etc. I have no idea how to fix my routine.

Ive always washed my hair first because I dont want all the dirty water from my hair to stay on my skin.

>get in
>wash
>get out

>>3974517
Now that I think about it, it makes sense.

>Men
>Using conditioner for 5 minutes

Maximum faggotry unlocked

god tier routine. or at least i thought i was till i read OPs, so just warning you im steeling your routine OP. My old one was

>Turn hot water on
>Brush teeth, put in retainer
>Get in shower and apply shampoo
>Wash out shampoo, apply conditioner
>Body wash time ~5 mins
>Rinse out conditioner and off body
>Dry with a new towl
>Moisturize + facial cream

>>3974535
>You
>Shitty hair

Forever virgin status unlocked

>turn shower on
>get in shower
>shampoo hair, arm pits, balls and ass
>sing Toto - Africa
>get out

>>3974547

Post your hair Mr. Alpha Metro

I am looking for some laughter anyways

>>3974536
more like faggotry tier routine

>>3974555
what do you do then bitch?

>turn on shower to warm up
>get in
>brush teeth/tongue
>if I shaved my head that day, give my face/head a wash with a scrub
>turn shower to a very cold setting
>try to maintain a clear head
>focus on the internal to reduce the cold
>after about 5 or so minutes get out
>feel fucking alive
>better emotional stability, courage and coping for the rest of the day

Cold shower master race.

>not showering in water as cold as possible
shit's cash man

and dem health benefits

I believe in taking care of myself and a balanced diet and rigorous exercise routine. In the morning if my face is a little puffy I'll put on an ice pack while doing stomach crunches. I can do 1000 now. After I remove the ice pack I use a deep pore cleanser lotion. In the shower I use a water activated gel cleanser, then a honey almond body scrub, and on the face an exfoliating gel scrub. Then I apply an herb-mint facial mask which I leave on for 10 minutes while I prepare the rest of my routine. I always use an after shave lotion with little or no alcohol, because alcohol dries your face out and makes you look older. Then moisturizer, then an anti-aging eye balm followed by a final moisturizing protective lotion.

>>3974560
in and out in 2 mins
also:
>using conditioner
i bet youre the kind of guy who would also use hand cream

>>3974561
I'll probably try a cold shower tomorrow.

>>3974566
why does someone ALWAYS fucking post this.

>>3974577
this

That feel when I just wash arm-pits and shower for like 2 min and don't give a fuck about conditioners, lotions, or anything other than the cheapest soap at the food market and yet get enough pussy to feed Somalia for a week only with the fluids.

It makes your 2 hour/$50 routines kind of bitter-sweet, doesn't it?

don't get me wrong, I'm disgusting as fuck, I can feel the scent of my ball sweat at this very moment

>>3974597
>I can feel the scent of my ball sweat at this very moment
>feel
>scent
Damn, son.

>>3974597
I haven't used soap for around 3 years. I can go for a few days without any bad smell. Hell, I can go for a decent work out and not shower after and not smell a bit in the morning. Dat cheap soap is bringin' you down!

>>3974597
>i can feel the sweat of my balls

some laughter was had

>>3974566
Just watched it. I didn't get it, but I liked it.

>2012
>not taking cold showers

Wakes you up in the morning, cools you off after a workout, makes you feel alive, costs less, and doesn't dry out your hair or skin. Also apparently boost test levels.

>turn on hot water
>rinse out hair for a few minutes
>apply conditioner, leave in for 5 minutes or so
>during that time, shave face if necessary and wash face with non-scented bar soap (helped get rid of acne)
>get wash cloth or scrub-thing and wash body with another bar soap.
>rinse conditioner out of hair.
>done in about 5-8 minutes everyday
Does /fa/ recommend doing this routine, but using cold water instead? maybe only for the rinsing off part?

>>3974597
Fucking nasty pussy you have there.

>>3974686
Yeah, cold water is good for rinsing out your hair, and washing off your face. Probably same for body.

On the other hand, Bar of soap to the face? What the fuck? Bars of soap make my skin feel like shit.

>get in shower
>sit down
>masturbate while washing body/ hair
>condition, lie down and think about my life
>half rinse out conditioner
>get out of tub
>towel off
>'mire my naked body in mirror

no better way to shower

>>3974692
>Half wash out condition
>Grease'd hair
>Grease everywhere

>Oh god.

>>3974691
Yeah, I had incredibly oily, just gross skin because of mild acne. It helped to dry out my skin and get rid of my acne. And I continue to use it because I know it works, even if my skin is a bit dry. Plus it's Cetaphil brand. That shit is sensitive.

>turn water on as hot as possible
>jump in the shower
>cower until I can stand the water
>wash hair
>shave legs
>shave armpits
>put in conditioner
>exfoliate body with a sugar scrub
>exfoliate face (2/3x a week)
>rinse out conditioner
>brush teeth
>wash body
>leave shower

>apply toner
>Vitamin C serum
>moisturizer
>body oil
>smell fucking fantastic

>>3974692
i'm pretty sure grease is the least of his problems, sounds to me like he does his bathing in a puddle of cum...

>>3974697
b... body oil?
the fuck?

>>3974703

>implying i don't eat my cum

>captcha 837 icummus

>>3974708
Its fragrant enough that I can forgo perfume and moisturizing enough that I can skip lotion.

>Turn on shower
>Get in
>Rinse everything
>Put in conditioner
>Put on acne cleanser
>Put on body wash
>Only 1 rinse required to get everything off

>turn water on warmish
>scrub scalp for a good 5 minutes
>apply mint conditioner to hair
>Wash bod
>get dat proactive face wash
>rinse it all off under cold as fuck water
>dry off
>proactive shits + aveda eye cream
>scented lotion on all of body
>powder the balls

feel like a king

>stumble out of bed 10 minutes late
>smash alarm clock
>stagger into bathrrom, fuck up shower curtain by trying to yank it open
>stare at it
>Reach around other side, turn on hot water
>stand there building up the will to take my clothes off
>take a shit while running the hot water
>step in
>take socks off
>shave for 20 minutes
>get body wet

Can somebody recommend me a good shampoo? Hopefully one that isn't like fucking 10 dollars per bottle?

I use the cheap 2 dollar shampoo. Time to upgrade.

My hair is dry and poofy if that matters.

>>3974823

i grew up in a house where my mom bought Paul Mitchell, that shit is the fucking BOMB.

its too pricey tho.

good alternatives are Bioluxe (a cheap ripoff of PM) and Garnier Fructis (the conditioner makes GREAT fap lotion)

Early Morning (4~6)
>bleach/scrub shower & toilet (germphobic), pee, shower, brush teeth, shave everything, eat, condition & rinse hair (ONLY wash once weekly)
>second conditioning, lotion wet body, blow dry, flat iron, comb, & brush hair while air dry
>pajamas on

Mid-day
>dress (outfit coordinated night before)
>school & lifeshit
>home

Afternoon
>laundry
>bleach kitchen, cook, eat
>bleach toilet/shower/floor
>repeat first
>lunch
>leisure
>sleep
>wake up at 9
>online til 4
>day restarts

>Turn on hot water
>Level it out so it's nice and warm
>Stand under it for 5 minutes
>Pierce the veil of universal mysteries with my mind
>Realize I'm running late
>Soap
>Should I wash hair today?
>Get out

>>3974475
Ha, just got out - I can shower in 5mins flat.

>Wait for water to heat up, sometimes take a shit while waiting
>Get hair and body sufficiently wet
>Dr. Bronners magic soap on hair body and face; eucalyptus scent
>Get out dry off
>Walk naked back to room
>Get dressed

Works fantastic, gives my hair that "no shampoo" look and feel while still being clean.
Not to mention it makes me smell fantastic.

>>3974823

>everyone saying they turn on shower to get water warm before getting in

ITT rich city slickers with infinite hot water who are babied

>>3974834
Damn, I'm OCD about certain things and it is so very time consuming. I would hate to have those impulses.

Luckily my OCD is contained to my room.

>try to take a cold shower
>its cold but i'm okay with it
>about a minute in OH FUCK WHY IS IT HARD TO BREATHE
>get out of there
honestly, how do you guys do it?

>>3974861
Fuck. was it ice cold? I wanted to try to, but that not being able to breathe shit sounds terrible.

>>3974871
yeah ice cold.
I could still sorta breathe, it was just REALLY hard. and I never had any breathing problems.
Fuck, I need you to try that right now, I need to know if it's just me.

>>3974859
Meh, its not that bad, only about 4 hours per day. The fumes don't even effect me at this point. I just like my house sparkly clean.
The only thing is that my mom's bf is such a fat lazy bastard that eats all our food after he sleeps, so I have to clean the kitchen (from her cooking) 4~6 times. Otherwise, its a snap.

>>3974893
Well I've swam in an ice cold river before in Germany, and I remember feeling like I couldn't breathe. Probably shock or something. When I shower, I'm going to ease into it and slowly change the temperature. I'm pretty sure that's what most anons do anyhow.

>Get in shower with warm/hot water
>Shampoo Hair (couple times a week)
>Brush teeth
>Rinse Hair
>Apply conditioner
>Wash ass, feet, dick, armpits in that order with ordinary liquid soap
>Turn water to cool/cold (otherwise I sweat really bad, especially in summer)
>Rinse conditioner
>Lather face/shoulders/upperback with salicylic acid soap
>Wash entire body with moisturising soap
>Rinse everything
>Sometimes use some baby oil (eczema)
>Turn off shower
>Push off most water with hands before getting out
>Shave with shitty razor/shaving cream, but baby oil helps a shitload
>Towel dry
>Apply Benzyl Peroxide gel to face/shoulders
>Moisturize
>Get dressed

>>3974902
mammalian dive reflex

>Washing body before hair
>Getting body dirty again
What the hell are you doing?

I take 10-20 minutes. I like longer showers. Sometimes I'll just stand there for 30 minutes. Awww yeah.

I go - wash face + ears etc. with soap, rinse, wash hair with shampoo only (never use "conditioner") if I'm washing it that day, rinse, wash body with soap, rinse.

Pre shower-
Brush teeth, wash face, scrub face to exfoliate, shave, wash face again

Shower-
hot water, shampoo hair, after washed shampoo out put moisturizer on face. Let moisturizer sit while washing body. after done washing body put on conditioner. While letting conditioner sit in hair wash off the moisturizer from face. Wash out conditioner. Done

Post shower-
Wash face

I shower once a month and fap whilst waiting for my shampoo to float my way in the clogged tub.
Then I condition my pubes, because bitches love smooth ball hair, and afterwards I wash my asshairs with toothpaste to get minty smelling farts.
As far as washing my body goes, I just rub my skin with no soap and let the dirt sausages peel off.

ok i got this shit down to a science.
first of all, yes, use a new towel every time.
secondly, have two bars of soap (i'll explain this later)

step into the shower, and immediately wash your hands (with water and one bar of soap. keep this bar separated)

once you have your hands properly washed, you shampoo/condition your hair, or what have you, FIRST.

reason being is you dont want that shitty shampooed water with dirty dripping over your skin after youve already washed it.

so the routine goes from top to bottom, to avoid re-dirtying your skin.

after your hair, take the bar of soap you used to wash your hands and rinse it in water again. begin to clean your neck, armpit, arms, then work to your torso /back (skip your genitalia) and then finish with your legs and feet.

now get the 2nd bar of soap and clean your genitalia/asshole.

additionally, and you should, use a third bar of soap (or face wash) and wash your face.

and i like to finish off by turning the cold water on for a few minutes to just soak yourself in cold water.

turn off the water and dry/clothe yourself

>Shower on, till hot
>Get everything wet, scratch balls
>Shampoo, rinse
>sometimes conditioner, when I have it
>Body wash
>rinse
>brush teeth
>stand in hot water 5-10 minutes contemplating my life
>shower off, dry, dress
>???
>mugged and left for dead in an alley

I know different skin types are supposed to use different stuff, but anyone have a good exfoliator for normal/oily skin? I get some clean&clear shit and it never feels like it got rid of the dead skin. Suggestions would be nice.

For anyone looking for something cheap, masks by Jeune Montagne, pretty sure that's it, are pretty good and they're like $1.

>>3974499
basically this, although my gf usually does it.

>Open cold water
>Get in there
>Put conditioner
>Soap all ova
>Wash off conditioner and soap
>put rope on
>get out

>warm morning shower
>stand around for a few minutes just waking up
>soap/wash body
>wet hair, shampoo/conditioner
>stand around some more and let shampoo sit in
>wash hair
>finish

I feel like amateur status compared to some of you. Fuck.

>>3975004
>put rope on

kinky.

>strip
>get in
>hot/warm water even though i know it's bad for my skin.
Seriously, how do you guys do the cold water?
>rinse everything
>shampoo and scrub well with garnier length and strength or dove cleansing if I'm greasy.
I'm a grease ball. I shampoo everyday, my hair is still silky, shiny, and strong. Fuck natural oils.
> dove damage repair conditioner.
Use it even if you don't have damage. I don't have split ends or frizz but makes my hair super strong. Leave it in until you're done with your shower. The longer the better.
>scrub my body well with Dove moisturizing exfoliation wash
>wash face with my $200 vibrating face scrubber and face cleanser.
Fucking worth the money. I wash my face at night with the Clearasil Nighttime wash. I have sensitive skin and it helps and works really well. I don't like harsh chemicals on my face, so I do quick washes with non-scented bar soap.
>scrub arm pits
>wash my butt and lady parts
(always do that last kids!)
>shave if i have time
>rinse everything, rinse hair super well
if you have greasy hair/dandruff, you're probably not rinsing enough or don't shampoo well.
>get out
>feel like a new woman

>>3975000
try a salt or sugar scrub. I used to just take simply sugar and scrub and wash with bar soap. I use a Clearisonic scrub brush now, expensive but worth the money. Super fresh feel everytime and I don't get break outs.

This is OP, completely off-topic, how should a man deal with armpit air?

I play Tennis, that's it. Should I trim, let it grow, shave, or what?

Only thing I'm unsure of.

>get in to warm shower
>soap armpits if sweaty or have used deodorant
>perhaps have a wank
>then change to just cold water
>after about a minute, out.

>>3975060
trim
pit hair is cute in my opinion as long as it isn't long

>>3975060
trim

>shower on
>hot water
>shampoo hair
>rinse hair
>wash face
>rinse face
>wash rest of body (arms and armpits, chest, crotch, legs, feet)
>rinse rest of body

out of shower
>brush teeth
>splash face with hot water
>lather up shaving brush
>shave
>rinse face with cold water
>aftershave lotion
>unscented antiperspirant
>cologne around neck and chest, varying amount based on which of my 3 colognes I choose and whether I'm wearing an undershirt

>>3975060
A man shouldn't trim any hair except on the face, neck and top of the head, unless that hair is unusually dark, thick, or in an unusual location.

>turn shower on from outside the curtain.

>let it warm up a bit

>get in bottom half wet first

>turn around upper back spin face head

>completely wet take body wash and foam up body everywhere

>take soap bar and go over body again

>wash back

>shampoo hair twice

>wash face

>rinse off

>turn warm water off

>freezing cold shower makes you jump and make funny faces but feels good if you can stand it especially after

>adjust hot and cold
>jump in
>rinse body
>with soap, wash face, armpits, genitals, arse, feet
>shampoo hair then rinse
> shampoo again
>tie hair in bun
>brush teeth
>scrub body with loofah
>rinse hair
>rinse body
>wash face again
>get out of shower
>apply condition, rinse out in sink with cold water
>dry off

My routine.
>Put laptop on table in front of toilet
>Turn shower on cold
>Masturbate for 30 to 45 minutes
>Get off
>close like 11 tabs
>browse 4chan or minecraft forums as I cool down
>realize it's like 2:15 A.M.
>Put laptop on counter
>turn shower all the way on hot
>lay a towel out on the bathroom floor
>sit on shower floor for 15 to 20 minutes until I'm practically asleep
>get up
>lather my hair with store brand dandruff shampoo
>rinse it out
>use bar soap under my arms if I'm not too tired
>get out of shower and lay down on the towel I laid out earlier
>get on my side in the fetal position and cover myself with a big beach towel
>lay there for about 7 minutes
>get up and put on underwear
>wrap up my laptop in a towel
>wrap myself in a towel
>go upstairs to bed

I do this like twice a week now since I'm on vacation and don't have to see anybody except my family for a month.

>>3975082

i trim mine because my pit hair grows really long

i mean really long, like sticking out of my t-shirt sleeve long

>turn water near-scaldingly hot
>get in
>wash upper body
>rinse
>wash lower body
>rinse
>shampoo hair
>use face-washing shit
>rinse hair and face stuff simultaneously
>turn off shower and get out
>dry off
>cut nails/moisturize/shave as needed.

It's a bit of a fucked up routine, but that's how i do it.

anyone use dr bronners 18in1 for their hair? will this shit dry my hair out? also anyone have experience with "Peppermint Hair Conditioner & Style Creme"

I wish some tripfaggs post their shower routine or anything implying body care. Damn.

You guys don't turn off the water when you soap up?

>Turn on shower
>Get in
>Get hair wet
>Shampoo hair
>Rinse
>Body wash gel with a scrubber thing
>Rinse
>Get out of shower
>Dry off body
>Clean face with a neutragena facial bar
>Rinse/Dry
>Brush Teeth
>Get Dressed
>Comb hair back
>Blow dry hair
>Style with pomade
>Deodorant/cologne/misc.

>>3976630
we aren't poor.