I am a man
my pockets are flat even when they're carrying things.

i've never understood why people carry flashlights around i mean i keep one in my car but carrying it around i don't know maybe myself and all the people i know are just weird or something

>>3631444
>No phone, two knives, and a flashlight
>Those fucking things kids make at summer camps
WHY.tiff

here's a recent one

>>3631482
Highlighter, Sharpie pens, Sharpie pencil, mechanical pencil, Faber Castell pens, sunglasses, lame Ericsson phone, Lilly Pulitzer tumbler, Moleskine planner, eeePC, Moleskine notebook, toothbrush, wallet, mirror, mints, lip balms (one is tinted, but barely), bobby pins, contact lens case, chewing gum, button

>>3631444
Cool i got trips
also this is some random picture from google i used to start the thread, don't hate because he isn't here

>inb4 guns

well i got a rocket in my pocket

>>3631482
sharpie highlighters are better
http://www.staples.com/Sharpie-Gel-Highlighters/product_SS1056292

also, get those stainless steel pens, they're awesome

>Make any number from 1-99 with these coins

"Urban survival kit"

HA!

I'm naked right now, so nothing in my pockets except for some poo.

Keys, wallet, $40.00

>>3631528
I always used the Sharpie liquid accent highlighters because they come in like fifty different colours, but I couldn't find the ones I wanted back in September, so I bought these with the Post It Flags.

Keepin' it simple. Whats good?

>>3631694
50 keys real simple

Gotta keep your shit locked up in Los Angeles, dude. Wish I could have less keys.

LCR, 40 dollars, CC, drivers license, card case, keys, cellphone

LOL $40 bucks is standard.

am i the only one who can't stand having several things in my pocket?

Only wallet and phone for me.

>>3631707
what brand is that double wrap?

For die-hard proponents of slim jeans, you guys sure carry a lot of shit in your pockets.

>>3631733
3sixteen

>>3631740
oh, you must be cloonz

Spyderco and paracord on my /fa/ !?

Wallet, cell phone, keys, Pall Mall Red 100s, pen, black sharpie, Bic lighter, Burt's Bees lip balm, in most cases a box cutter

I work part time in a stock room so I almost always have a box cutter on me

>>3631586

interesting

>>3631470
my ex-girlfriend had a military mini-flashlight hung on her key-chain given to her by her dad with a pointed crown. It was sharp to the touch and was to be used for "self-defense" Did come in handy a couple of times.

I recently updated my key-ring, only carry the key to the car ill be driving that day, and it has a diamond studded chanel ring and a cartier trinity ring

sauce on that wallet OP?

No, I'm not a cop, "Police" is just the name of a model that Spyderco makes.

>>3631482
>>3631542
>>3631537
Ride the bus

>>3631877

what phone is that? I don't recognize the model.

>>3631482
I spy a moleskine and a pill in your wallet

Wallet (with building key inside of wallet)
HTC Legend (phone)
Altec Lansing Backbeat Pro UHP-606 Earphones (in their case)

simple as fuck.

depending on what I'm doing I might carry the stock earphones instead of my noise cancelling ones.

>>3631929

what?

>>3631877
you actually spent $170 on a knife?

>>3631943
>you actually spent $170 on a pair of shoes?

>>3631926
Droid X with Otterbox Impact silicone case.

>>3631943
No, it was a gift from my father, who had also received it as a gift in the '80s.

>>3631968

makes sense. The verizon logo is covered up, and outside of that the droid X's front isn't very recognizable. (now the BACK on the other hand...)

>>3631943
A good knife is proper man's accessory, he must invest in a high quality one that will last him many years.

>>3631979

You've got to be kidding me.

>>3631979
can get a spyderco mule for cheaper

>>3631983
What's the problem, Anon?

>>3631987
>knife
>proper man's accessory

Do you ever see Sean Connery, Dos Equis guy, Old Spice guy, Warren Buffett, Tom Cruise, or any other good looking/successful guy carry a knife?

I don't like a lot of shit in my pockets. Just my skinny wallet and my phone. Everything else goes in my bag

>>3632000
oops didn't resize

>>3631995
>using a combination of celebrities and caricatures created for marketing campaigns as examples of "proper men"
I'm getting trolled here, right?

Besides, why _would_ you see them carrying a knife? Do you usually see the contents of people's pockets?

>>3632000

Hey, /g/ here.

Apple computer, iPod, iPhone, AND beats.

ALL OF MY RAGE.

>>3632016
I was just thinking about how that image would be perfect for trolling /g/.

>>3632016

>>3632009

ok, two of them WERE jokes (DE guy and OS guy), but the rest of them were serious.

also, all three are (or were in Warren Buffett's case) known for looking good and dressing well, all are successful, and all of them have never even been heard of to carry a knife. (in the time that they've been in the public eye it would have come out already)

>>3632000

here's a present for you.

It's special just for you.

>>3632016
literally 3 feet away is my beast of a gaming rig.
The beats really aren't that bad. I needed some noise cancelling phones (fly a lot, engine noise) and bestbuy had those or bose. I tried them both in the store and liked the beats better.

>>3632018
lol after I took the photo I thought the same thing

>>3632023
(not the other guy)
I see your point, but a knife is a utilitarian tool.
They don't need a knife because they have no use for it.
A common man doesn't NEED a knife, but it's generally a better safe than sorry situation.

>>3632023
> all of them have never even been heard of to carry a knife. (in the time that they've been in the public eye it would have come out already)
Are you suggesting that if Sean Connery took out a pocketknife to cut a loose thread from his shirt or to clean his fingernails, the media would be tripping over themselves to report it?

Just out of curiosity, are you British?

>>3632033

So why would you get beats? You can get better earphones (noise isolating) for under $50, and better headphones (noise cancelling) for under $100

At that price range you should be getting something like freaking Ultimate Ears.

Also, you have two versions of the same device. there is no excuse for that.

>>3632033
>Best Buy

>>3632034

You're better off with a bit of combat training. (even if you decide to use the knife)

An untrained person wielding a knife isn't going to do much.

>>3632043
>implying that the only reason to carry a knife is to use it as a weapon
>implying that's even the main reason to do so

>>3632036

No, I'm not British, and yes the media would be stumbling head over heels to report that. (They talk about stuff like what shoe size these people are wearing, is Tom Cruise using a 2" or 3" heel, what bra female celebrities are wearing, wear they eat, if they pick their nose, etc.)

>>3632046

look at the style of knife he's got there.

>>3632043
I didn't mean for stabbing people.
I meant for utilitarian things.
Like if you get into a car crash and your seat-belt won't unlock, your car is catching fire and you're stuck, pull out that knife and start hacking away.
This is all hypothetical, but I'd rather be prepared and not need it that need it and not be prepared.

>>3632049

You'd be better off with an Allen key in that situation. Seatbelts are VERY hard to cut through.

>>3631694
>american spirit
>irish lighter

OH THE IRONY

>>3632053
Yes, but you get the point.

>>3632048
While it may not be /fa/, it's really not the sort of knife you would carry for self-defense.

>>3632040
I've had a few nice sets of headphones. AKG 271's and k701s. They're really nice, but need an amp to get the full effect. Don't want to carry around a headphone amp. And honestly the beats are pretty comparable. I know they get a lot of shit b/c of style over substance, and they're shoddily made, but this is fucking /fa/, what do you expect

>>3632061

metal handle and essentially a flip out blade.

what type of knife would you use for self defence?

>>3632063

>style over substance
>shoddily made
>overpriced as fuck (even for the style)

There is no excuse that can make up for that. (other than getting them for free/on an incredible sale)

>>3632085
you've probably never tried them, just fall in line with /g/
like I said they're not the best, but they put out a good sound w/o an amp driving them
>also poorfag detected

>>3632047
>yes the media would be stumbling head over heels to report that. (They talk about stuff like what shoe size these people are wearing, is Tom Cruise using a 2" or 3" heel, what bra female celebrities are wearing, wear they eat, if they pick their nose, etc.)
Fair enough, but it wouldn't really be common knowledge.

>>3632077
>metal handle
That means fuck all.

>and essentially a flip out blade
If by "flip out" you mean that the knife doesn't have to be opened by hand, you're wrong.

>what type of knife would you use for self defence?
A fixed-blade knife, preferably. If that's not possible, then a switchblade or spring assist knife. (Note that the knife we're discussing is neither.)

Of course, you shouldn't use any sort of knife for self-defense if you can help it.

>>3632000
>ipod and iphone
>wtf

>>3632095

I have tried them (I know a couple people who got them for free) and have never been to /g/

As for the poorfag accusation, I've got a great Android phone (HTC Desire), a legit $1200 laptop (fully upgraded old style HP Pavilion DV4 which I'm probably going to replace soon), Sennheiser IE 8 earphones, and Sony MDR-NC60 headphones (I got them cheap and use them as a junk pair). You're out of your fucking league son.

>>3632097

Very little is common knowledge :(

murika needs to be learned good. (rather than cutting their school funding and reversing the Flynn effect like they are now)

>>3632107
America knows, the politicians don't.

>>3632105
>claims to know about tech

>android phone
cheap shit linux based OS for fucking morons

>HTC desire
looks like you went to the mall and picked out the most "pretty" one

>fully upgraded
confirmed for idiot

>laptop
LOL stickers don't do shit, take them off of your hyundai too ricer

>sony
bankrupt business that used to be worth something in the 90's cool

>head phones son, beats dawg
nigger
that explains alot actually

>>3632111

I've been all over the U.S., and in my opinion Sarah Palin is better than most Americans.

In the land of the blind the one eyed man is king.

>>3632115
You should come to /g/, you'd do well.

>>3632116
>I've been all over the south
Fix'd

>>3632095
>best sound

>can't afford amp

.....

>claims to be audiophile
>has ipod

the bullshit is strong in this one

>>3632115
>Linux based
>morons
Pick one.

>>3632125
with android and ubuntu you get both!

wp7, ios, fuck even symbian are better choices

>>3632115

The Linux kernel currently has a worth in excess of $3 billion USD according to COCOMO.

The HTC desire was the most powerful phone on the market when it came out

I didn't mean it that way. /facepalm

Obviously I'm using a laptop, desktop doesn't do shit for me, I need portability.

As I said, I got them for extremely cheap and use them as a shit pair.

not even sure what you're getting at with that last part.

Also, you really skipped over the IE 8s there :P

>>3632118

The coasts are pretty good, but central and south U.S. is a keg of shit.

>>3632126
>Ubuntu
What about every other Linux distro?

>>3632126
>Windows and iOS
>better than Linux
laughinggirls.jpg

>>3632126

>symbian

besides the fact that symbian is dead...

>>3632133
>south U.S. is a keg of shit

>>3632126

ubuntu?

try 7/backtrack

>>3632115
>faggot that clearly doesn't know how to follow a thread
you're commenting on the possessions of two different people, thinking they're the same person

>tripfag
that explains a lot, actually

>>3632141

sorry man, nothing against you personally, but the general population there is shit tier when it comes to knowledge.

>>3632133
Pittsburghfag here.
Tom Corbett basically fucked us over so hard that the people will never believe another politician again.

>>3632131

*actually, it's probably double that now, as that was a year ago

>>3632124
I have an amp, I don't want to carry around an amp
>lrn2read fgt

>>3632138
still better than android

android is all marketing and low price

seriously

pretty up a piece of shit (AKA rip off iOS interface, and icons) market it on g4 long enough claiming how awesome it is because LOL -LINE-UHHX

get that market down

then throw up a few teenage girls texting on their pos phones, while replying to their mom with smart-ass lines and LOL teenage rebel kool kid phone

fuck that piece of shit, if it was really all that great you wouldn't need a bunch of fuck sticks selling it to you ever 35 fucking seconds

>>3632142
talking about linux Os try to keep up nigger

translation: yo dawg click clock click clock compton yo!

>>3632153
>Linux
>rip off of iOS
I just popped several blood vessels

>>3632150
>i want the best sounding headphones
>connect to ipod

that's like saying you want a workstation, building an overclocked i7 powered desktop, then using a fucking 6600GT as the GPU

>>3632153

Low price? Yes.

All marketing? No.
It has more features than it's competitors and is considerably less power hungry.

Android has been under development since 2000. the iPhone has been under development since 2006.

You're complaining about marketing and suggesting iOS? Apple is WAY worse in that regard.

>>3632153

Linux isn't an OS fucktard. Linux is a kernel. Backtrack is an OS that runs on the Linux kernel.

>>3632156
android = Shit tier open source OS (linux) + borderline-copy right infringement apple Icon pack+theme + rip off of app store shit tier applications

BUT I CAN ROOT IT

and do what with it asshole?

>>3632160

>>3632160

play games.
>which ones?
all of them

>>3632160

>>3632157
I don't carry around my stereo system and headphone amp.
>shut your dicksucker and go back to taking shitty mirror pictures of your tacky, tryhard clothes, we've all seen them here, and we're not impressed

>>3632162
im sure sudoku and fruit ninja are cutting edge graphics

WOW ANDROID PHONES EVEN HAVE A GLOWING FACEBOOK BUTTON!!!

a -what berry?

>>3632160

iOS is a copy of a Turing machine.

BUT IT HAS A SCREEN

and what can you do with that asshole?

>>3632176

>$100 android phone
>compare it to $1000 Apple phone

lolololololololololol

>>3632176

better than just one button. XD

>>3632178
with iOS pretty much everything

with a rooted android phone, you can probably wifi tether for about 25 mins until your carrier drops you

play fruit ninja more, and vigously slice at the apples
we all know why that game is popular with poor-fag android users

>>3632187

>need to root to tether

lol wut

android has been able to tether natively without rooting for years now.

troll harder

>>3632190
http://www.appbrain.com/app/barnacle-wifi-tether/net.szym.barnacle

>>3632192

the fact that you can use a free app doesn't mean that you have to.

>>3632204
you only like androind becuase:

it's cheaper

its what nerds/losers like

it has porn apps and you can't get laid
because you're too busy bitching about how the iphone owners out there are fucking the girl you creepily stare at on the bus

she doesn't even know you exist bro, she doesn't give a fuck about your "fully modded laptop"

or w/e dteless virgin app you downloaded on your cheap knock off smart phone

>>3632213

>>3632213
For fuck's sake, where's the subtlety? Trolling is a art; you can't just go at it balls to the wall.

>>3631444

EDCI (Every Day Carry Items).

Zippo M.I.A.

>>3632237
how do you stand having that huge ass shoe thing on your keys? it's damn near as big as your cellphone

>>3632238

I got it from my girlfriend and it only has the car keys on it so I don't even carry it with me all the time.

I just have my phone in my pocket. Everything else goes in my bomb ass man bag.

I'm a London fag though so I basically never leave my flat without an umbrella.