Graphic tee?

Get out.

>>2364334
Fuck this I'm out of here.

You may be a king but you are no God

You guys will be seeing more of me around here from now on....

Oh god, please no.
>Asian
>Myspacey angles
>Terribly edited pictures

>>2364342
How incredibly lame does it make me that I laughed my ass off at his cake, rather than him. (I'm a baker)

>you guys will be seeing a lot more of me around here

Lol, no I won't.

>>2364351

Why would you laugh at God? He will smite you with his fashion-knowledge

>>2364354
Being hated is part of fashion. Thank you for becoming one of the many naysayers who'd carry my word around.

You look like this English kid I know. Do you buy women's clothes because you prefer the fit? He does.

>>2364357
Yeah. I'd cut his balls off like this if he were right here in front of me.

>>2364363
holy shit it's like LYK.

you have a really ugly head shape....

>>2364363

>implying that hiding your tripcode constitutes hate
>implying that he doesn't just want to avoid looking at you
>implying you aren't pulling these pictures off of facebook

>>2364377
Yup. I have all of these on my facebook.
What? You're going to stalk me now? ;)
Envy leads to hate which leads to obsession. Dont hate me for my confidence and just dwell in your basement.

>>2364377
Oh and...
Peace man.

because your a fagit?

Why the fuck are you giving him attention and asking him stupid questions?

Just fucking sage and let this thread die.

>>2364390
why u mad?

>>2364397
This thread may die but I won't.
Hear me?

>>2364397
We clear?
K good.

.

>>2364409
Run along kid. See this? I'll cut your balls off if you stick around.

sage u

z

>>2364409
Stop it before I punch you in the face buddy.

hi there
kaiji

>>2364415
You calm down and think about that huh?

>>2364427
Keep this up and I'll cut your lips off buddy. Stop it ok? This thread is for me and my presence.

Are all asians really this greasy?

>>2364427
You're just hot gas you hear me?
haha hot gas.

ugly as sin

>>2364427
You still there little Canadian man?

mage

>>2364438
Zip it ok? U dont want no trouble now kid.

King of /fa/..? Are you fucking serious? Apart from that: Welcome.

>>2364446
You shut up huh!
I know you're that canadian man.

king of fa 5feet tall chink...
thank goodness

>>2364446
I'd twist your balls so hard and pull them off if you were here and not in some Arctic wasteland canada man.

easy there skeeter, they aint tryin to hurt nobody

>>2364454
Stop this shit man. I'm a cat person anyways.
Meow!

consider hormones

>>2364457
I'm as cool as a cucumber here.
Nothing gets to me ok.

>>2364465
Wut?

>>2364465
Yo man you using big language to scare me huh?
Trust me my mind is as fast as a hawk.
Pic related. A hawk.

Ok calm down everyone.
Peace. I know a change in power and the whole getting a new king thing inspires bloodshed and hate but let's keep this as clean as possible.

Dont take this as a sign of weakness though.
Mess with me and I'll smack you in teh face like this!

I can get dirty when I have to keep that in mind.

>>2364486
I told you to cut that shit out bitch.
Why you still doing it huh?

I can't tell whether the whole being cocky thing funny or fit for a douche.

>>2364493
Yo buddy. I dont really understand what you said but doesnt sound like something good about me.
You watch that mouth huh?

>>2364493
Or else I'll punch you and punch you with style.
With a smile that is.

.

Alright let's move on.

Oh jesus christ, not another mentally challenged chink on /fa/...

Are we moving on yet?
I can't tell.

Things seem to have calmed down now...

­

>>2364504
You gonna start shit again huh?
Is that how it's gonna be?

>>2364511
Just look at you jealous bastards.

Scared to post your own pics?
Jealous I can post mine?
Gonna blur out your face every time you post huh?
I smile. In the pic too.

fail troll is fail
2/10

>>2364516
Cool pic bro.
Apparently some of you have taken it up upon yourselves to amuse me with amusing pics in my thread. Keep this up. Your king is pleased.
Here have a peace sign.

lol gook

>>2364519
Mouth shut u hear me?
Now shut it.

Admire my favourite outfit right here.

Or would you rather look at my face up close instead?

Saw what you wanted?
Peace buddies.

>>2364539
Nice one man.
Carry on.

>>2364542

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

There's more peace signs where this one came from.
So carry on.
Lots more infact.

>>2364550
I dont like your laughter. I was going to give this full-out peace sign here but now you've made me hold back on it. Hope you've learnt your lesson here.

...

Good thing I have my gf here to cheer me up.

>>2364550
You jealous now man? I have a girlfriend.

Wanna see proof again that I have one?
Here. The hands belong to her.
Yes your king isnt single ladies.

so show us her hair snatch and lets get over with this.

So dont try to seduce me to break my relationship or else I might not hold back and...

Nah just joking. I'm not a violent man towards the ladies.
Here. peace.

Jimmy?

Maybe I'll give a second peace. Dont get too used to that because I rarely rarely EVER do that.

What if I give a third one in a row.
That's unpresidented. I've never done that before.

Yeah...I could do that...

>>2364576
Alright buddy I was gonna give everyone here a third peace in a row and you went ahead with that and ruined it for everyone else here. Won't be getting it now.

But relax people my gf can still give you the peace instead.
2 of them infact!

K whatever guys. Here.
Peace.

>>2364592
You're gonna get slapped now you know that dont u buddy?
Ruining my moment of forgiveness where I gave the peace anyways with your shit.

Yeah you scared now?
Come at me bro

>>2364598
you rep chelsea and manchester united? wow dude.

>>2364602
I fight hate with kindness.
Here you have a peace too buddy.

>>2364602
Infact have a second one. how bout that buddy.

See how kind and forgiving your king is /fa/?

I believe a salute for me is in the order.

And I give you a peace in return.

Here is my 'yataaa' face.

>>2364636
Yataa is japanese for 'yes!' or 'yay'.
It's nice to know.

>>2364640
So come on then....
Do a yattaaa with me!

You will learn many more things like this from me.

your nose is like a rocket ship

Just dont go around telling those things to everyone or else they'll become general knowledge instead of knowledge.
Protip right here buddies.

>>2364645

chink

>>2364652
You shut up uh.
You want me to punch yours out or something?

FASHION IS ABOUT CONFIDENCE.
NOt how your nose is.
See this face here in this pic? This is confidence.
You just jealous because you need to hide behind anon and blur out any photos you scaredly post.

This here is the face of a winner. Not your face which you hide from everyone here.

Just look at it one more time so it imprints on your brain fully.
K good.

Someone, please kill me.

U mad now?

>>2364680
Why man? Just because you cant be good enough to be confident to post pics here doenst mean u cant be...good.
There can only be one king of /fa/ remember that.

timestamp so i can love you babe

5 letters, showing vulnerability, a _____ in one's armor


hmmmm

Did Conan get a tan and some plastic surgery done in thailand?
we already have one of you OP, what you are doing isn't funny or creative.

I'm okay with this.

Enjoy your fellow hipster trash, /fa/

>>2364700

>>2364701

So how come you guys never asked to see my gf after I mentioned her?
Didnt trust me?
Well here!
Believe me now?

why the fuck are you camwhoring it up in /fa/?
your some man woman hybrid that knows nothing about /fa/ (graphic tee)

so please gtfo and do the trolling elsewhere

im asking nicely.

Holy fucking...
Let this shit die!

U mad now huh?

>>2364733

machester united and chelsea?
trolling is your life huh

>>2364728
Oooo ooooo
I'm so scared.....just look at my face.

NOT!

You think you can get to me with these comments?
REally?

Ooo look at me I'm so scared.
Is that what you expect?

WELL I'M NOT!

So you little bitches stop trying to scare me and just deal with it.
Got it?

Cuz I'm here to stay buddy.

Whether you like it

This is just sad... just act like a decent guy, people would like you a lot more.

5feet tall chink
trolling the heck outta /fa/

fucking /fa/........

OR NOT!

Peace.

So let's move on from this and let the light shine on your new king.

obviously king of fa is gay
and has to be...
a straight man cannot claim the throne.

So you may learn from me the essentials of how to dress say...like this.

>>2364786
U watch that mouth buddy.
I got a gf here got it?

>>2364786
Does knowing that make you mad now?

this lame-o doesnt even come close to /fa/ standards. therefore he cannot be the king

>>2364793
you fuck your sister?
that's +2 points.
incest king is the way to go for /fa/

Afraid to admit you a loser virgin now huh?

>>2364806
Your humour fails to amuse me. Try harder.

>>2364806

Nice job on feeding the troll broski.

hey im just here to bump your thread
since everyone else is ignoring your shitty trolling sense.
don't be sad kaiji
you will be missed from /tv/

>>2364806
I have a normal girlfriend whom I'll marry. Here's a representation (rough) of what my kid will look like should he look like me. I wish a similar dress to this for him soon after his birth. Red and golden for newborn royalty.

And here's my girlfriend.
U mad /fa/?

huh? huh?

Well look at it again then.
Why quiet? Cat got your tongue buddy?

U lil bitches jealous now?

>>2364846

she's so adorable

wincest op

I'll be around here now /fa/. As often as I can.

>>2364853
I know right!

>>2364846
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