he fends everyone off himself with his swordlike penis

I once heard he beat a man to death with his mace like cock. He needs no bodyguard.

>>38
He probably just bans everyone who comes near him.

>>47
I hear it sucks being banned irl.

As a person posting on 4chan you pretty much are banned IRL.

>>53
Oh snap!

GET

i'll fuck moot when i see him

YEAHHHHHHH.
100GET

>>65
65GET

Well, and this is just for starters, moot's penis is around as your thigh.
That's something you should know, if you ever tangle with him - they can come at you with that thing, like a club, and if they do just watch out. In fact, one of the worst beatings I ever saw a man take was...
Knocked his head clean off.

>>66
faiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiil.
70GET

Why is everyone so obsessed with moot's penis?

>>77
because it's said that if you can come in contact with it and survive the experience, he'll make you a mod

>>77
Dude, have you seen the thing.

>>80
This is the true origin of Snacks.

>>80
So did every mod become a mod that way?

>>67
yes.

>>38
Why does that one guy have DS opened. Hoping to trade pokeyman with moot?

It's simple.
We kill the mootman.

>>186

He wants to show moot his pokeymans.

>>215
You WISH you could bring 4chan a better class of villain.

Moot is a flaming fag.

>>186
Why does one guy have a yaoi paddle and standing behind Moot?

>>94
yes. moot said himself that expanding the moderation team "isn't as easy as it sounds"

ffffffffffff
I think I asked moot for directions and didn't even realize it was him

>>235
Damn, that guy freaks me out.

I think Moot was on PictoChat at the Phoenix Wright panel. He called everyone fags and drew penises until it started.

>>324
Also Longcat.

>>318
he does look pretty normal IRL

>>324
Woah, what a dick!

>>330
moot is a tried and true /b/tard. old anon.

341 GET

>>318
Oh noes, the world ends now because you didn't get a chance to stuff moot sausage in your mouth.

Fag.

jk ily <3

>>318
oh u

Moot weaboo
Mootawe
Weamoot
Mootaboo
Mooboo

>>347
Ur a faget.

best moot fact: he was underage B& when he started 4chan.

>>38
Well he was there with some girl when I saw him on the last day. Looked like she could put up a better fight than him so the answer is probably yes.

>>399

> So does moot have body guards and shit when he visits a convention?

He did have at at least one in the past. Whether they were self-appointed or whether he sought them out because he didn't think he looked enough of a fucktard already is a mystery for the ages.

>>70
wiiiiiiiiiiin

i saw him
it was...unpleasant

>>414
>>70

samefag

>>43
srsly.

>>70
Modget lol

I saw moot and snacks, but even around normal people I'm a complete social failure. So I just stared. If they noticed a cat-boy with a leash on staring at them it was probably me.
. .;
/stare

>>437
YIFF IN HELL

>>440
CAT-BOY != ANTHROPOMORPHIC CAT

Huh. I didn't see Moot OR Snacks, and they were two of a handful of people I was keeping an eye out for.

Although...it's kind of hard to look for people when you're pretty much being cameraraped every two minutes. It seriously took half an hour to get from the fountain door to the escalators.

>>446
kill yourself

>>337
I don't get it.

>>466
I've seen Snacks walking around a lot.

snacks hides from people by adopting a position of profile, whereupon his starved-looking form promptly vanishes

>>578

Saturday night I was coming down the escalator to the fountains around 1 AM and I saw him. I headed out the doors and was walking back towards my friend's place when I saw a couple of obvious /b/-tards. I told them Snacks was back there and they took off running.

that guy looks like a faggot

who is he

>looks like a faggot

moot

I got b& by them on Friday. Then chased some lolis around for their amusement in my pedobear costume while the stamp dried on the back of my badge.

>>591
Also yaoi guy and everyone else in the picture.

>>594

Your fursuit. You were wearing a fursuit.

Moot looks like one of my friends. Im a teenfag, but i have the responsibility of trying to hold back all the fags at my school that love to say "HAHA LONGCAT" or "LOL YOU JUST LOST THE GAME" when they don't even know where it came from. You guys are the only honest people left, who just don't give a fuck when you say shit. I've been like, the underdog my whole life and only when I defend this little site locally am i taken seriously.

Wait, are these from this year? I thought the canceled the panel? I assumec if they did this they would also have asked moot not to come. They wanted to, "avoid the chaos caused by the 4chan panel," but still letting moot show? When moot being at ACEN in Chicago in '06 lead to rowdy Anon, this lead to them, "asking him not to return."

I ran into moot in the Dealers Room. He said he just came down for Sunday and had been in Artist Alley most of the time. No bodyguards but he was there with someone else. Apparently I was only the second person to recognize him.

Most of those faggots were in my hotel room.

>>663
You...you..

Bro.

how old is moot ?

>>682
According to the TIME magazine article, he's 20. But how much of what moot said in that interview is true is debatable.

moot's the kind of asshole who'd deliberately lie and then congratulate himself on the cleverness of his entrapment

>>628
Either from last year or two years ago.

>>663
I didn't see moot in the Dealers room, but I did say hi to snacks on Friday I believe.

>>663
guy on left... you look very familiar
does your name start with a b? =o

>>663
did his nametag say moot with his tripcode?

>>318
FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF

>>950
It said moot, but no tripcode.

>>944
Starts with N.

>>971
damn
you just look like this guy i know in pa

>>38
God damn. I know 2 of those people in the picture who aren't moot. There is probably a third in hiding. All are gigantic nerds with no lives, yet somewhat nice.

HO SHI-

wow, so the OP's pic is the face of western otaku? what an ugly bunch.

>>663
>Apparently I was only the second person to recognize him.
This is not surprising. Most people from /a/ haet conventions because of the gaiafag infestation. Few people can afford the time or money to go to the middle of nowhere to an anime convention. Also Otakon is huge etc.

If I went I'd totally stalk him, but I'm from /a/ and am too good to go to an anime convention.

holy shit he's left handed

>>1000

YO DIS THREAD SUX

I saw Snack, I tried to sneak up behind and give him sum surprise buttsecks but his slutty escorts warned him of the eminent danger his pooper was facing and he ran for it. I chased him through the lobby for a few seconds and then that nigger punched into overdrive and went fucking flying out of the convention. That asshole can fucking run.

>>1474
If only because you posted in it, faget

>>1731

You are the creepiest person alive.

>>1735
no I think the content of this thread is terrible

>>1731
maybe you should try being less of a fag at conventions

>>1746
>maybe you should try being less of a fag
fixed

>>1731
GUYS GUYS I MADE PHYSICAL CONTACT WITH SNACKS

GUYS

GUYS HOLY FUCK

faggot

>>1750
actually, he didn't get a chance to
bawwwwwwwww

moot=xbox360 kid

>>1756

>>80
sweet, give me a time and a back alley

quien es 'Snacks'

>>1731 were you the masked fro

>>585 I WAS THAT OBVIOUS /b/TARD!!!!! thanks we found him, he spit on me. YEAH!

>>38

>>1887

You? Obvious?

Noooooo.

>>38

Are you thinking of becoming an hero?