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    27 KB Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:39 No.7522887  
    WHY ARE YOU SO BAD?

    YOU HAVE THE CHARACTERS FROM MAX, BUT THE WRITING OF AN INFANT.

    NOT TO MENTION A SOUNDTRACK FROM DANNY ELFMAN'S DUSTBIN.

    FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF-
    >> -KAPSLOCK KREW- 01/16/09(Fri)09:41 No.7522899
    >YOU HAVE THE CHARACTERS FROM MAX, BUT THE WRITING OF AN INFANT.

    WAS THE SCREENPLAY DONE BY ENNIS?

    AND I THOUGHT THAT /co/ COLLECTIVELY LOST THEIR SHIT OVER WAR ZONE?
    >> OctoSlip 01/16/09(Fri)09:42 No.7522909
    >>7522887
    Because the Director is a cunt.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:46 No.7522941
    >>7522899

    Nope. It waswritten by the guys who did the screenplay for Iron Man and another dude who (FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFF) wrote for Prison Break.

    Jesus.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:47 No.7522953
    >>7522909

    WTF is a woman doing in my MAX range? Bitch should be making sandwiches for the crew, not doling out harsh and gritty scenarios.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:48 No.7522958
    >>7522941

    I don't get it, Iron Man was awesome.
    >> -KAPSLOCK KREW- 01/16/09(Fri)09:48 No.7522959
    >It waswritten by the guys who did the screenplay for Iron Man

    WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED, THEN? IT HASN'T BEEN RELEASED IN AUSFAILIA TO MY KNOWLEDGE, I STILL HAVE TO WAIT AND SEE.
    >> -KAPSLOCK KREW- 01/16/09(Fri)09:49 No.7522967
    >WTF is a woman doing in my MAX range?

    WELL, IT'S EITHER BEING A PROSTITUTE, BEING A SOCIAL WORKER, BEING A POLICE OFFICER OR BEING THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER IN THE WHOLE FUCKING SERIES.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:50 No.7522971
    >>7522967

    ...I like you.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:51 No.7522981
    >>7522967

    NO, IT'S DIRECTING THE FILM.

    WHAT NOW, BITCH?
    >> OctoSlip 01/16/09(Fri)09:52 No.7522984
    >>7522958
    It comes down to Directors, every time. Executives have a hand in the writing process, they change things because they think they know what sells. They don't.

    It takes a director like Nolan and Favreau to tell them to shove it and make the movie they want to make.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:52 No.7522986
    >>7522981

    It's obviously filling the prostitute role, then.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:55 No.7523009
    >>7522986
    I pretty sure the Frank we're dealing with in this production is another one.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)09:56 No.7523012
    >>7522984

    It's such a collosal fuckup. The storyboards are right there in the comics. All they had to do was take one of them and put them on the screen and everyone would have been happy - the fans , as well as people who've never read punisher, because they're fucking great , well-written stories.

    Also, needed more dune-style voiceovers from Frank. That shit made the comics what they were.
    >> -KAPSLOCK KREW- 01/16/09(Fri)10:00 No.7523038
    >>7523012

    I THINK A STRAIGHT ADAPTATION OF THE COMICS WOULD HAVE WORKED BETTER AS A SERIES.

    MAYBE YOU COULD MASH THE THREE O'BRIEN ARCS TOGETHER TO MAKE A MOVIE, BUT I DON'T THINK ANY OF THE OTHERS WOULD STRETCH TO TWO HOURS.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:01 No.7523049
    They should've just adapted In the Beggining and come up with a sequel based on Up is Down and Black is White. Other elements, events and character from other arcs could be added in some sort of way, if they wanted to have more antagonists besides Rawlins and Cavella.

    At least that's what I'd do if I was in charge of this production. Sounds about right to me.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:02 No.7523055
    Needed more Tomas Jane.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:03 No.7523058
    >>7523038

    Fuck that noise. The Slavers arc would have had people talking about it for the next twenty years.

    SEARCH YOUR FEELINGS, YOU KNOW IT TO BE TRUE.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:04 No.7523066
         File :1232118294.jpg-(13 KB, 300x207, 1232094134866.jpg)
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    >>7523055

    >Tomas Jane
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:05 No.7523078
    >>7523066

    NO U
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:06 No.7523084
    Warzone is a much better movie if you play it on mute during any sequence when someone is speaking and then you can imagine them speaking actual words.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:07 No.7523091
    >>7522959

    OP here. The film's got McGinty as a Parkour-doing, awful accent-having sidekick to Jigsaw.

    WTF humanity?

    WTF?
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:08 No.7523100
    Wait... you guys didn't like it?

    What the fuck?
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:10 No.7523115
    >>7523100
    o_o
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:11 No.7523125
    >>7523100

    You know /co/. We're bipolar bitches.

    Try this thread again in a few days and you'll probably get good reception.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:17 No.7523181
    >>7522899
    The night this came out there was a huge thread in favor of this movie.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:20 No.7523198
    /co/ sucks this movie was awesome.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:21 No.7523210
    This movie was "FUCK YEAR!" embodied.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:22 No.7523220
    >>7523198

    You do realize a good portion of this anons are trolling, right?
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:22 No.7523223
    >>7523198

    In an ideal world, the punisher would also off trolls.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:24 No.7523237
    Even though I know it's never going to happen. I'd love a sequel that mixes aspects of Slavers and Barracuda.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:25 No.7523243
    >>7523223

    Dude this whole site is full of trolls so I really don't give a shit.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:26 No.7523259
    Honest question:

    I know the critics hated it, and I know most Punisher fans loved it...

    But how did it fare against the masses? Did it bomb? Or regained the production costs?
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:28 No.7523267
    >>7523237

    Agreed.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:29 No.7523275
    >>7523259

    Lulz

    $35m production costs vs $8m box office.

    Just desserts, I'd say.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:30 No.7523281
    My favorite action movies of 2008 were

    Wanted ( yeah I know It was as good as the comic and /co/ hates wanted)

    The new Rambo

    And Punisher War Zone, I mean this is probably one of the best comic book movies made.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:31 No.7523288
    >>7523275

    How did the other Punisher's did?
    >> teh_french_/co/as/tg/uard !wDzhckWXCA 01/16/09(Fri)10:31 No.7523290
    >>7523259

    I think it bombed. here in France (and I guess, the rest of Europe) it is likely to be release as a direct-to-DVD because of poor US ratings.

    IF it's ever done in direct-to-DVD.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:33 No.7523306
    >>7523290

    Yeah but the dvd sells here in America will do better.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:34 No.7523318
    >>7523290

    Oh it will. And surely DVD sales will be good.

    So, the other punisher movies?
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:40 No.7523368
    >>7523318
    >DVD sales will be good.
    >DVD sales good.
    >Punisher

    hah.no. because those "SPECIAL UNRATED DIRECTORS EDITIONS WITH MORE GORE GORE GORE, BLOOD BLOOD BLOOD, UWENRIAWENRIUEWNRIEWNUREWNR!!!!" things never mean a better film.

    Just whatever the director couldn't be assed to add.

    And trust us, Lexi Alexander? Incredibly lazy, racist director.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:43 No.7523396
    >>7523368

    You have no clue as to what you are talking about.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:44 No.7523408
    Isn't the movie the UNRATED version anyways?
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)10:45 No.7523413
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    >>7523368
    >those "SPECIAL UNRATED DIRECTORS EDITIONS" never mean a better film.
    I submit Daredevil as counter-evidence to your claim.
    >> Anonymous 01/16/09(Fri)12:06 No.7524168
    >>7523368
    Racist?


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