>>37744884
why the worst alpha kid appear so much

I like Dirk, but the screentime he's having is abusive. He's not thaaaaat of a good character.

Dave is a great character though.

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>>37744944
>worst

That's not Jake

Dirk is so fucking lame. He's like Dave with all the fun sucked up.

>>37744947
I think it's interesting that Dirk himself has barely spoken to the other humans. Makes me think that Hussie is going to go interesting places with him.

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The Pants of Cuntdyke

PUT ON A RED LIIGHT.

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>>37744963

>Jake

>not Jane

>>37744976
ROXAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNE

Dirk is the only likeable r-kid and i don't even like him

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>>37744963
Fuck you.

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>>37744963
>Jake
>Not Jane
You must be high.

We got Jane forced on us.
We got Jake forced on us.
We have Dirk forced on us.
I feel sorry for Roxy, SPECIALLY BECAUSE SHE'S THE BEST CHARACTER.

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>HSG calling Dirk boring

Then again, I've learned to stop trusting in HSG's opinion on anything in Homestuck.

Somehow they're fine with things that aren't Homestuck though.

Sometimes.

>>37744884
I really want something bad to happen to dirk like something that gets him to let others take control of shit for once.

Which is strange since I kinda like him. is that odd?

Daily reminder that Dirk is going to die soon.

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>>37745011
HSG is not a hivemind though.

Dirk, Roxy, Dave, and Rose are the only kids I like.

LET'S

>>37745020
Many, many times.

R-KID TIER LIST

GOD TIER:
Roxy Lalonde

HIGH TIER:
Jake English

AT LEAST I CAN FAP TO HER TIER:
Jane Crocker

WHO GIVES AN ALMIGHTY FUCK TIER:
All of those nameless carapacians

SHIT TIER:
A pile of shit

ABSOLUTELY LOWEST OF THE LOW THERE'S NOTHING LOWER THAN THIS TIER:
Dirk Strider

>>37745025
Oh really now?
>>37744982
>>37744999

BUST

>>37745012
Nah, I think the same. I like Dirk, but the fact that he's a flawless smug character makes him obnoxious.

AND

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Remember this?
http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/257527888/bronycon-the-documentary

Have a john de lancie interview
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oGRdp9CcW0U

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>>37744990
PUT ON A RREEED LIGHT

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>>37745011

>Somehow they're fine with things that aren't Homestuck though.

Yeah I don't even know how the fuck. HSG got me to buy Nier. You guys are all right.

>>37745054
I like Dirk because he seems to actually want to get people into the medium. Someone needs to get these kids out of shipperville and into personal quest territory, and who else is gonna do that? Jane? Roxy?

HSG, job applications piss me off. They ask for four references. They don't say, "If you have references, list up to four." They simply demand four.
I have zero references.
And what confuses me is that one of the categories I can choose for the type of reference is "school"
What the fuck is a school reference
Am I supposed to put my classmates?
How is that a reference

>>37745035
You forgot Shades

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Why is Bro the best guardian?

FEEL

R-KID TIER LIST

GOD TIER:
Roxy Lalonde

HIGH TIER:
Dirk Strider

MID TIER
Jane Crocker

LOW TIER
Jake English

SUPER

>>37745039
>two users share the same idea
>must mean the whole thread does
Yeah, no.

>>37745054
I think his thing is going to be that all of his plans go awry. I mean, it's already happening.

Hussie seems to like to make with characters who seem to have everything, and then take it away. I think Dirk will parallel Jade (and to a lesser extent, Feferi).

>>37745054
But he does have one striking character flaw. He's gay.

GOOD

Guys what happened to Bro

I miss Bro Dirk is not sufficient.

>playing binding of isaac
>manage to kill it lives with ???
>decide to go to the cathedral
>make it to isaac with 3 spirit hearts left
>kill him with 1
>open chest
>get rainbow baby
>satan ending
>check stats
>new ending still not unlocked
bullshit

>>37745126
he died

>>37745095
A teacher or other authority figure. Do you have a teacher who had a pretty alright relationship with? Ask them if you can use them as a reference.

LET'S

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>>37745126
He never made it to Oregon.

>>37745089
>wants to get people into the medium

wat? The Condesce and Jack (indirectly) are forcing them to do so.
Dirk was playing with his wardrobifier and having shitty rap-offs with his robot a couple hours ago. He's just as awfully slow as the other characters.

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>>37745064
>Play this video
>Forget that I have my sound system plugged in
>BLAH BLAH EQUESTRIA DAILY

NOW EVERYONE IS GONNA THINK I'M A BRONY. THERE'S NO GOING BACK.

>>37745095
You put one of your fucking teachers, asshole.
Just call up some friends and ask them to pretend to be legit references.

>>37745064
>Pledge $10,000 or more
>6 Backers
Who would just throw away $10,000 for that?

STOP.

>>37745095
They mean your teachers or a counselor.

>>37745126
Dirk consumed him, much as Roxy devoured Mom. They will never be the same.

FUCK

>>37745116
>Implying Thats A Character Flaw

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>>37745083

And gave me this gem.

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What could have been...

>>37745150
Where the fuck are you that it can be an actual problem?

>>37745148
Either way, hes the only one who actually gives a shit about Condesce's strategies. Roxy is too drunk to give a shit about dying and Jane and Jake are just derpy.

So far Dirk is the only server player to successfully get someone into the medium, while Shades prick simultaneously is trying to get Jane and Jack to act as server players.

Hell, we just saw shades try to get Roxy to act as a server player too. Dirk is the only one with any sense of priority.

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davesprite thread

>>37745126
I miss Dualscar, the Grand Highblood, and the Summoner. Lonely world, huh?

>>37745142
I had a physics teacher who I was pretty much best bros with 3 years ago but I don't think Foot Locker will care

>>37745105
>Titty monster not high tier
>Worst character not low tier

>>37745235
Do you not know what a reference is
They just call these people to make sure you're not a shitbag who'll slack off or steal shit

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would you?

>>37745213
Roxy was fleeing from the Drones while saving her neighborhood. It's not easy to make Jake enter (which, on the other hand, is not a priority).

>>37745235
They will. They just want someone to confirm you can be responsible.

jane is "well there's shitloads of fatstuck of her i might as well" tier

>>37745276
how would he even masturbate

>>37745291
Why would any of my teachers know whether or not I'm responsible

>>37745097
Bro was a terrible guardian though. I mean yeah he prepared dave for the game but at the cost of any proper emotional or mental development.

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Dirk Strider has lately grew to be my 2nd most favorite character.
My 1st is obviously WV. It's impossible to pick any other character. IMPOSSIBLE, I say.

>>37745213
The funny or rather ironic thing is, the guy that was supposed to be more focused on this shipping shi and/or fuck around is actually getting things done.
I can understand why people don't like Dirk.
He's not blatantly trying to suck on Jake's dicks and/or cap a feel on Jane's breasts.
Which is, boohoohoohoo boring :(.
For them, atleast.
Dirk's been pretty damn cool so far, I'll be sad when he dies, really, really sad.

>>37745162
Insert one of Hussie's extremely condescending and smug "Your fanfiction" rants here.

>>37745235
They will. Your teacher is an authority figure who knows that you aren't a huge slacker/rude/whatever. When you're starting out, your references will be like that. You'll get more solid ones in time, but for now that physics teacher sounds like a pretty good reference.

>>37745292
Crag plz go.

>>37745234
They never were there. Fuck, the Summoner was mentioned briefly in a single panel.

>>37745298
why would he need to to? he has you

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>mfw I never liked Bro but think Dirk is great

R-Kid tier list

God tier:

AR

Shit tier:

Dirk
Roxy
Jane
Jake

>>37745300
They know if you can meet deadlines, follow instructions. How is this hard to understand?

>>37745332
AR is overrated.

Who will enter first, Dirk or Roxy?

>>37745318
Not that guy, but how many times can you use the same reference.

I've applied for like 10 things this summer and apparently fucked them all up. I'm afraid my references have been called like 50 times and they're probably getting tired of that shit.

>>37745332
Autoresponder is just everything annoying about Dirk amplified, plus a gimmick.

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>>37745330
ur a faget

>>37745321
why does everyone hate me lately

i wish people would give me constructive criticism

>>37745351
I liked him a lot at first, but is it REALLY necessary for him to mention in EVERY FUCKING PESTERLOG that he's a supersmart artificial intelligence based machine and how shitty are humans and their flesh bodies?

Speaking of applying for jobs... you know what my recent hobby is. I like going to job boards, looking up jobs in towns in totally different parts of the country, and applying for jobs using a fake address and falsified education / work history.

...I'm not successful most of the time, but I've actually gotten a TON of invitations to job interviews from people who apparently never bothered to check that I was a real person.

..does this mean, if I tried this same technique in my own town, I'd be successful? If I sent out a ton of job applications with completely fake credentials, would I eventually get called to interview for a decent job from a company that didn't bother to do a background check?

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>>37745276

Man it's already been like a week and a half since i submitted my applications, how long does it even take to get an interview

>>37745330
bro and dirk are both great

homestuck is great

>>37745359
As far as I'm concerned, as many times as you need to. From what I've heard, at least, employers don't always call every reference, anyway, and if they didn't like the resume to begin with (which is a scarier thought, but what can you do), they won't bother at all.

>>37745357
I guess Dirk, but I want Roxy to enter first.
Meh, it seems LOPAN will be for Dirk after all :T

>>37745375
I don't recall Bro building Sawtooth or having on-screen rap battles.

I *do* recall him throwing a baby down some stairs though.

R-KID TIER LIST

GOD TIER:
Roxy Lalonde

HIGH TIER:


LOWER MID TIER
Jane Crocker
Jake English
Dirk Strider

>>37745382
tip: leave hsg. there is no constructive anything in hsg

what if autoresponder is dave
but like grown up

>>37745389
It's a bit of foreshadowing how he will fuck everything up and get jealous of how humans got bodies and such.
It's a tad obvious what happens when robots get sentient...

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>>37745389
I lost patience with him when he called Roxy's legs silly. Motherfucking blasphemy.

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>>37745396
honk

>>37745415
You mean try to slice a baby, shortly after throwing him and kick Dave down a flight of stairs.

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>>37745064
>Alright interview so far
>08:00, Phoe starts talking

Holy shit I can't do this
Nope

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>roxy to drunk to care about the game

No she isn't, she's paranoid about what the condesce might try to pull if they entered.

Ohohohoho, I just realized.
Roxy would be the kind of girl to become those creepy old cat ladies.

>>37745437
i dont think hussie is going to go that direction with shades

for one, we expect that so heavily of every fucking AI character in any media, and two, it looks like he's trying to establish parallels with davesprite

i dont think hell do any big narrative breaking thing that davesprite wouldnt have the capability of mirroring in some capacity

You what'd be cool.

If we got to see who raised Bro, Mom, Nanna, and Grandpa.

Guys, do you seriously not know what the best way to pick references for a job interview is?

It's simple. You choose dead people.

Research the teachers and ex-teachers at your school and see if anyone who was teaching while you were at the school is now dead. If so, list them as a reference and pretend you were their student.

Likewise, if there was a supervisor at a place you worked at who is now dead, list them as a reference, even if you didn't actually work under them

In fact, it doesn't even need to be a place that you worked at. Look through your town's obituary for people who died who were in a managerial position. Don't pick people who were long-retired, but maybe people who were young and healthy but died in a car crash or something like that. Then claim that you worked under them.

In all of these cases, what will happen is that the employer will call, and find out that the person is dead. They will feel so awkward about it that they won't pursue it any further.
If they question you about it, simply say that you didn't know that they had died.

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my friend's step-mother makes $85 every hour on the internet. She has been unemployed for 6 months but last month her pay was $12850 just working on the internet for a few hours. Go to this web site and read more www.LazyCash9.Com

>>37745503
That's a good way to get cursed, man. Seriously, ask /x/.

>>37745464

Trust the lonely alcoholic to be the smartest R-Kid.

>>37745502
>If we got to see who raised ... Nanna, and Grandpa.
But we did, you idiot.

>>37745503
So all my previous bosses died inexplicably recently and I deny any knowledge of this fact.

Great idea.

>>37745346
Just because I got straight A's in his class doesn't mean he knows I'm dependable

>>37745502
>Nanna and Grandpa

It was the Condesce, numbnuts

>>37745523
captcha was supposed to stop this

>>37745502
Nanna was raised by the Condesce
Hass was halfway raised by the Condesce, but he bailed and adventured the fuck out of everything
Bro was raised by Ice

Eridan hijack
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5TIxCv7vF2k&feature=plcp

CUT

GUTS

ELEC

BOMB

>>37745528
well remember part of Roxy's character is that no one takes her seriously or listens to her even though she's always spot on all the time.


Actually has there ever been a time when she was off about something?

>>37745523
is this a legit spam post

>>37745547
It gives him reason to suspect you are. But you aren't telling us anything we don't already know-teachers don't really know squat. But they're an authority figure all the same.

Priests and doctors often get asked if they can be used as references, and they'd know even less. It's just a respectable name that an employer can turn to.

I don't know why you're even arguing about this.

>>37745528
She's not lonely, she has cats! Oh... Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!.......

>>37745596
Dirk being gay
OH WAIT HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

>>37745526
>believes in curses
lol faggot
you haven't lived until you've shit in a crypt

>>37745547
It shows something good and a teacher is the closest thing a student has to a boss. It's much better than nothing.

should i go out and get good paints
or to stick to cheap crayola

>>37745634
>shit
>not shat

do you even english

I just farted and it sounded like HONK HONK.
One followed shortly after the other and it sounded exactly like a honk.
I'm scared...

>>37745600
I think it's supposed to be a joke

>>37745523
holy shit get little timmy, it's a real live spambot!!!!!!!!!

the scientists said they all went extinct! well who's laughing now, pointdexters???????????//

>>37745642
Good paints are expensive.

Don't you want me to cook you something really nice?

>>37745600
Yes, he heard we were all Homestuck so he's telling us how to make money if you're stuck at home

>>37745651
Nigga's been cursed with bad grammar. It's the typical curse for when you shit in a crypt.

I want more of the A2 Ancestors. Not the A1 players, their post-Scratch selves. We'll probably get to know their A1 selves well enough in a year or so. But we'll never get to explore the Ancestors again.

HOW DOES BUSTING MAKE YOU FEEL?

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>>37745555
>>37745548
>>37745532

It's been so long.

Fine then, it'd be cool to see who raised all of the Derse guardians.

>>37745680
pregnent

>>37745680
IT MAKES ME FEEL GAMER GIRLS

>>37745687
hey
who the fuck is that
with the green hat
next to clover

>>37745680
ok, I just wanted to ask
Is that sentence written with proper grammar? Thanks.

IM A BARBY GIRL IN A BARBY WORLD
WRAPPED IN PLASTIC ITS FANTASTIC

>>37745725
you're mom

>>37745725
shitty tumblr fanfelt

>>37745729
Yes. Yes it is.

COME ON BARBIE LET'S GO PARTY

shippin's for girls

and eyetalians

>>37745740
>wrapped in plastic
WHY DID EVERYONE IN MY MIDDLE SCHOOL THINK THESE WERE THE LYRICS

>>37745740
>Barby
>not Bourbon
YOU FUCKED UP

>>37745767
what about mouthtalians

>>37745763
Thanks.
I'm usually shy when writing in English because I don't want to make mistakes so that people doesn't laugh at me.

People is plural or singular, btw?

Is it bad that I like seeing Strider's crossdressing?

>>37745810

Plural.

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>You will never be a gay black man in 80s Chicago, snorting coke off of dicks and jacking on the dancefloor to house beats until you overdose or die of AIDS

Kill me now, HSG.

>>37745810
People is the plural form of person, so you should say "people don't"

>>37745810
plural usually

thanks for the shitposting QA

By some miracle you personally have a large and extremely vapid fanbase that you are forced to interact with on a daily basis.

What do you do?

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hey HSG,

what are some RPGs where I can choose to be a monk and fuck everything up with my fists?

>>37745847
You can snort coke off of my dick, anon~

>>37745859
Get really, really drunk and face them.

>>37745859
Retrieve arms from chest

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>>37745859
Take down my website.
Become the ultimate troll.

As a word of advice, never join a homestuck group in real life. Just, don't do it.

>>37745848
>>37745848
>>37745858
ok ok, I always had problems with this (as you should've noticed)

>>37745877
d3

Guys I don't think I like 4chan anymore.

I don't like your faces.

I don't like your opinions.

And I don't like your politics.

You've changed. And I can't put up with your BS anymore.

I'm ollying outie.

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>>37745872

Trigger etc.

>go on skaia.net
>see all this glitchy neon sprite edits

The fuck is this

>>37745879
IT WON'T BE THE SAME

*kicks you in the dick*

>>37745901
but how will i have sex with a girl in a nepeta costume

>>37745859
>daily basis

I work out for hours.

But I do not sweat.

What is wrong with me.

>>37745907
See you tomorrow, Anon.

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>>37745872

when is the appropriate time to use persons?

>>37745859
You know... I've always wondered, if I was in that situation, if there was a way for me to make sure that large numbers of them get killed, but that it looks like an accident.

Like, if I set up a meetup for fans of my work, but I somehow knew in advance that there was going to be some sort of natural disaster in the area that I invite them to. So they all crowd in front of the mic, and it's almost time for me to come out and talk to them, and suddenly the ceiling collapses and crushes them all.

...am I a sick person for actually thinking about this?

1 4M G4Y

>>37745938
You're not Human.

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vagina mouth

>>37745938
Maybe you're secretly ten years old.

>>37745977
But I am.

Wait wait did Hussie answer the Reddit questions somewhere else or something

It's been like a month

>>37745859
Thank them for the porn and critique the shittier workers.

>>37745992
No, you're not. Mutie Scum.

>>37745938
You're dead.
Welcome to the dreambubbles, buddy.
Enjoy the stay.

>>37745890
I've always thought it would be hilarious if I invented some kind of viral phenomenon website that gets so popular that it gets featured on all kinds of websites, news stations, and morning shows. Then, just as it reaches the height of mainstream popularity, I replace the content of the website with disgusting, violent fetish porn.

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>>37746007

1 4M GR3Y

>>37745859

Interact with them as much as physically possible.

Randomly message one of them every day and if I don't like them, block access to the site for two weeks and blame it on them.

Such is the life of those corrupted by fame and power.

Hey HSG could you use the Miles on Lord English? Cause you can't escape the Miles.

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Hail Satan.

>>37745938
You are horribly dehydrated.

>>37745859
Be socially awkward.

>that feel when it's your ultimate sexual fantasy to have sex with a cute Nepeta cosplayer but you're so morbidly obese that even if you went on a strict diet and worked out every day it would take so much time for you to lose the weight that Homestuck will end before you're sexually attractive

Does anyone else know this feel?

Hold up.
Why is there no canon troll that got the quirk as 612?

>>37746018
Where is aradia. I was promised aradia.

>>37746071
You could be 600 pounds and work down to 150. Homestuck would still be going. It's not even possible to rap this shit up anymore.

>>37746071
lose the weight so that next time you won't be so obese

>>37746071
Nope.
>I'm not fat. I'm rather attractive to be honest.
>I'm gay.

>>37746071
Nah. I eat whatever I want and stay about 130.

>>37746042
He already escaped the miles though.

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>>37745859
Make fun of their fanart on my website's front page.

>>37746073
O-Redglare, dunkass. Wait about a year.

>>37746113
You are (not) him.

>>37745963
I haven't ever heard "persons" used as a real word. I have heard "peoples" used as a word, but its usage is uncommon. People is sometimes used as a singular noun referring to an entire group of people, such as an ethnic group, as a single unit. So if you were to refer to multiple groups at once, you might say "peoples." For example: "the native peoples of North America."

>>37746121
HEHEHEHEHE 1'M RED6LARE WHAT'2 UP?

nah

>Be fat.

>get laid all the time.

I don't know what you guys are going on about personally.

>>37745054
>smug
Most of the Strilondes are smug
>flawless

"I won't actually talk to the guy I like I'll make a huge convoluted plan with layered intricacies to make my confession to him"

"There is nothing to gain from actually talking to me, all parts of me are essentially the same. "

"I show my affection for people by beating the shit out of them, making them stronger. I don't have to actually be personally involved in anything. 'I' don't matter"

The idea of removing from oneself gives you the perspective and awareness necessary for someone like Dirk to handle multiple levels of Ironic, self-aware humor, and intricate plans, but it also makes him distant and existentially confusing. Most likely will result in>>37745112

"What is self?"

>>37746101
What good is the next time?
There will never be a fictional character as fuckable as Nepeta ever again!

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Oh no what happened to Equius?

>>37746166
How fat are you talking about? If we're just talking about jelly rolls, that's no big deal. When we say fat, we usually mean morbidly obese.

>>37746164
I think her laughter would be H1H1H1H1H1H1
Really fucking annoying

>>37745963
I only see it in a legal context.

>>37746193
Retrieve...uh...

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>>37746071

If you don't have some kind of medical problem keeping the fat on you, things as simple as light walks and eating right will melt the first, uh, "round" of fat off of you very, very quickly.

>>37746180
you

never

know

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“Cosmetic Sesame” is a Korean urban legend. The story goes like this: Somewhere in Korea, there was once a girl who is willing to try any method out there just to make her skin better. One day, she heard from a friend that putting sesame seeds in your bath water will be good for your skin.
Worried about her skin getting old and wrinkled, the girl tried this method right away. But after a few hours, she didn’t come out of the bathroom. She’d only reply, “Just a moment!” when someone tries to enter. Her mother grew suspicious and forced the bathroom door open.
What she saw inside really shocked her—on her daughter’s skin are innumerable amount of sesame seeds that attached themselves between every small wrinkle and every pore and had started to grow roots. Her daughter seemed like she had lost her mind and was frantically trying to remove the seeds with a toothpick.

do you think jane enjoy analingus

>>37746203
Isn't that how Germans write laughter?

>>37746166
Generally speaking when we say fat what we actually mean is DISGUSTINGLY OBESE CAN'T EVEN WASH YOURSELF.

>>37746193
what

>>37746177
Remove last line, meant to be added to last quote

>>37746232
Maybe Redglare will be partially german...

I clean myself wwith a rag on a stick

>>37746201
>How fat are you talking about? If we're just talking about jelly rolls, that's no big deal. When we say fat, we usually mean morbidly obese.

Not that guy but man this shit is confusing
Like I recently became "obese" according to the BMI
How can people NOT consider that "fat"?

class pairings?

>>37746222
Well, I am losing weight a lot recently. I got a really bad throat infection, and it caused me to cough violently whenever I tried to eat anything. So I ended up eating very little for about two weeks. And even though I'm almost completely better, I still don't feel like eating very much during the day.

...so I weighed myself, and I went from 380 lbs to 365 lbs. I lost that much just from eating much less every day.

Is that a good amount to lose in 2 weeks or am I going pathetically slow?

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>>37746180
We'll be seeing Nepeta cosplays for at least 5 years.

Now, whether any of them will be cute...

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I've spoken with moot. He didn't have much to say at all.

>>37746275
It's really just about how you look and how you carry your weight, as opposed numbers and BMI and such

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>>37746273
>Shark Dirk

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NOT GONNA UPDATE

>>37746201
like 200 pounds or so.

Mostly just my gut. Never really gave too many fucks.

I don't need a crane to lift myself out of my fucking apartment. Those people need professional help man.

>Anamanaguchi will never make an Homestuck Album.

>>37746275
Among an average population, I would definitely consider obese to be "fat."

Homestuck General is not an average population.

>>37746302
Wouldn't people normally want a penis to be smaller than they are?

I like Homestuck

>>37746320
you better update or i will rape you and your lips

A Taste for Adventure is so underwhelming

I waited so long for the full version

and just

fuck

>>37746332
>200 lbs
>fat
You fucking asshole, you had me going for a second there

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Can it be assumed that there have been an infinite number of sessions that every in existence has been a part of? Because I was just thinking Jesus and co. (12 disciples) could be considered players in some alternate universe.

Not trying to turn this into a religious thing, I just thought it would be interesting to see where mythological/important historical characters would place in to Homestuck class-wise and whatnot.

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>>37746355

You know what's underwhelming.

Red Miles.

>>37746283

MALE

-Prince|Bard+
-Knight|Page+ (since Page looks like it relies on other people according to what tulpa Dirk said)

MALE BIAS
-Heir|Mage+

FEMALE BIAS
-Thief|Rogue+

FEMALE
fuck if i know fuck this
sylph/maid? sylph/seer? sylph/witch????

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>>37746335
Anamanaguchi is shit

Chiptunes are shit

polite sage

>>37746294
That is a pretty respectable amount to lose in that amount of time! Impressive, even, considering you're not coupling it with increased activity.

Fun fact: your stomach capacity probably shrunk during the time when you were forced to eat less, which will definitely help you along as long as you don't go back to your old habits.

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*8r8ks into thre̸a͟d*

Hi i̸t͘'s̶̶͏ ̛͜m̛e

V̸̢r͠i̸̷͠s̴̢̧k͘͘a̵͡

>>37746332
Unless you're like...5'5, 200 pounds as a guy isn't really that fat

>>37746383
I liked chiptunes before they became mainstream

How hipster does that make me?

>>37746382
Pretty sure the counterpart of Witch is Mage

>>37746332
You know the your gut is the least healthy place to carry weight.

>>37746363
I liked the theory that, like ancestors exhibited powers based on their aspects, historical figures in the mspa world would display skills related to what classes and aspects they would have in the game, regardless if they are destined to play. it's just a generic stat that you have in that world, like a sylladex or weapon allocation.

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>>37746383

You're kinda mean...

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>all these new games
>I can't be assed to play any of them
>there isn't even an update

Life is so hard HSG

What are some good Horrorstuck fics?

>>37746355
>>37746378
That's what you get for having expectations fuckers.

>>37746403
Cuntpi, glad you showed up. I needed to share a new development with you.
We should have sex

>>37746392

Not that guy but I'm 5'6 and I'm 200 pounds

People keep thinking I'm taller than that but I'm 5'6

>>37746421
Max Payne, Then Max Payne Two.