penis

vagina

anyone got the fruity anus asshole factory link

>no replies
I KNEW IT
EVERYONE IN HSG IS UNDERAGED OR FROM EUROPE

:33 < Does a radioactive cat have 18 half-lives?

What if Nepeta dies?

>>36218898
i meant fruity rumpus asshole factory
fuck im tired
i remember the link being russian or something

Jane's Skaia was destroyed by CD and the other Archagents, but let's assume that it wasn't. How would it be merged with Jade's Skaia?

hi

im the one percent

What if

yke's lo

>>36219184

It wouldn't, that's the point of destroying it in the first place.

*curls up next to thread*

>>36219037

Old thread was >>36212592 and hadn't put Homestuck in the subject. It's almost at max though anyway.

*fart*

>It's like Hussie took a lesson about plot writing from Square Enix.

So hey, girl who wants impregnation, are we cool?
I just want us to be able to get off to us being forcibly impregnated by alien futa together and in peace.

Aradia's thick, thick thighs

*honks into thread*

hey guys its me chen

>>36219184
Jade's Battlefield was merged with it. The Battlefield is not Skaia. It goes in Skaia.

The Dolorosa's long, long, long legs

>>36218038
>A mini starts at $300, a game starts at $600 and it goes up based on how long it'll take to complete. Something like Jinxed or XJ9 would go into the thousands but not $8000.

Hm, that's actually fairly reasonable. Getting an Ovipositive flash from zone may not be out of our raising range.

So the whole point of this little story was to reveal that Dave (and possibly Rose) might not be dead in the reset universe?

Ok so in the Aradia rape impregnation, they'll be intelligent? I thought we were going for animalistic swarm. But 0k.

http://50nepetachallenge.tumblr.com/

Nice to see this is picking up again.

>>36219292
YEAH AND this time we'd actually get something out of it


ahem, dildos..

>>36219276
fuck you chen
you don't talk
get out of here

so can we find homestuck shit at hot topic yet?


Because this looks un-popular enough to be uncool that the supa unique goth snowflake crowd would wear it

>>36219292
>>36219316
Yea dude we raised ~$400 easily, and that was just a gift for Hussie

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>>36219292
like i've been saying id be totally willing to raise the money for it again

>>36219313
Do it right.

please d0nt struggle

i pr0mise if y0u d0nt and get int0 the rhythm 0f it with me it will feel really g00d

0u0

>>36219226
What if O-Dave and O-Jade had fucked.
And their r versions remembered that, and it was both really awkward for them.

>>36219307
Yes they're intelligent. During the raping and subsequent pregnancy they cuddle you and tell you how beautiful you are and what a great parent they'll be.

After the initial birth, they are stuck with the brood, and will be impregnated again.

>>36219333
A gift he never acknowledged in the slightest. He doesn't deserve things.

>>36219305

It's entirely possible. Falling down waterfalls without anyone seeing the body is one of the most popular ways of making people think you're dead without dying.

>>36219292
>At least $600 for porn
Yeah, no thanks. I really like ZONE's work, but I don't think I would ever commission porn. Unless I win the lottery or some shit. Though I guess if it was a group funded thing...

Oh hey guys.

Due to my fuckup, I'm only now getting my Gristmas package. Shall we open it?

Yeah it's blury I fucked up this shot but it saves me having to blot out my address.

>>36219390
Halftruth acknowledged the wolf head. They have it hung over their fireplace

The Disciple's couch.

It's covered in stray pubes.

>>36219398
Troll dildos

>>36219393
No one is paying for the whole thing you stupid fucking shitretard

Oh my god how can your brain be so deficient

This should be a Nepeta thread.

>>36219398
15375 Redwind Way
Redwind, WA
97X7

>>36219416
Delicious pregnant with spider brood monster girl...

>>36219398
>>36219468
you fucked up dude

>>36219453
In a purrfect world, yeah.

But it won't be. Most folks just can't handle her.

why are people so fucking desperate for Hussie to go "GOLLY GEE THANKS HAMSTONKS FOR THE GIGANTIC BLUE SQUIRTING HORSE DILDO EVERYONE PLEASE THANK THE HONKSTUNKS FOR THIS"

i thought the point was a sort of 'tee-hee' joke gift we send and know he will not acknowledge because it's a fucking silly gross gag gift

the wolf head was acknowledged and mounted what more do you attention-desperate daddy-issued creepshows NEED

Oh, these are fullsized Aradias?

I thought they were fairy-sized so that's why I thought this'd make more sense for Vriska.

A horde of normal sized Aradias sounds like a wonderful thing and I would be happy to carry their babbus.

>>36219468

I would send you dragon dildos if they weren't ~80 dollars.

>>36219445
And that's why I said maybe if it was group funded. Calm your shit.

>>36219468
>>36219489

Noooot even close. Plus I forgot to put my apartment number on (That was the fuckup) so it's not like you could send me dildos anyway.

Nope, this is something better...

Come along children
Now we're going to have a little music
Like old times
Look now, I'll start the melody on the organ

>>36219498
I never had a dad, so is it even possible for me to have daddy issues

why am i so nonsexual

I'm lonely.

>>36219512
Yeah I'm not entirely sure of the circumstances and I'm writing this I guess.

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=QKn&k=yfP

Fatstuck Friday anyone?

>>36219485

Actually it's just vore.

say we did all raise the money for a flash

who'd be in it and whose art would it be based on? (since most of the models in the actual comic are just sprites)

>>36219498
they need love

>>36219555
Stop that.

>>36219468
The digit I couldn't make out and substituted an X for might be a 5. Not sure.

*wwalks into thread*
wwoah guys sorry it took so long
wwalked into the wwrong neww thread
>>36219345

>>36219573

Hussnasty style

>>36219512
Well, you're going to whether you want it or not. You're going to end your date, walk down the dark road, and bump into a grinning, leering young girl in red. Then you're going to notice the other 7 of them surrounding you.

Nobody will hear your pleas or screams as they tear off your skirt, force you up against an alley wall, and fuck you so roughly and long that you need to be hospitalized for nearly-broken hips and a torn vagina.

>>36219573
Hussnasty. If that is unachievable, then hero mode probably.

When, not if, will we see Vriska and Kanaya resolve their issues? Vriska and Tavros are addressing their shit. I imagine Vriska and Kanaya will as well.

>>36219562
starting in five minutes

>>36219468
http://www.equityapartments.com/washington/seattle-apartments/redmond/gates-of-redmond-apartments.as
px
Stupid

>>36219555
So quit being lonley and be awesome.

>>36219573
HUSSIE X VRISKA
We've been over this.

>mfw my friend tells my other friends about homestuck

Best. Gristmas. Ever.

>>36219573
Jade, Jane, Rose, Roxy.
Lexxy's style.

>>36219556
I gave you the premise last thread, do you want me repost it?

These are ~6 sweep old Aradias, about 5 and a half feet tall.

>>36219310
I love that Pimppeta.

>>36219619
>When, not if, will we see Vriska and Kanaya resolve their issues?

Next intermission when it turns out to be the reason why Kanaya is so mad at Gamzee or whatever.

>>36219650
That's pretty great, man. Congrats.

It even has wings!

...Wait... what's that? There's something else in the box...

>>36219650
confirmed.

Why can't I find a male friend in real life that likes Homestuck?

[spoilers]And have sex with him?[/spoilers]

>>36219650
Sweet haul!

Hey board game people, wait a second, let me get my computer back up

>>36219695
Cause you're not looking hard enough.

Awesome.

Seriously, thank you whoever my Gristmas Santa was. This is the best thing ever.

>>36219695
because you don't know how to use spoilers

>>36219695
You hide your power level in real life, that's why.

>>36219695
B-but
I did the spoiler tag perfectly

Here's the premise I proposed last thread, not sure if the author wants to do it.

Also, premise:
Knock on the door and Aradia (just a normal one) comes to the door and says she's lost and sick. After you take care of her for a bit and go to sleep, there's a whole mess of them. THEN they rape and impregnate you.

>>36219660
I think I got this.
A single Aradia says she's cold and alone and you invite her inside. When you fall asleep, you wake up pinned by a swarm of them. The alpha bitch aradia forcefully impregnates you, while the betas cuddle and pet you and coo about what a great parent you will be?

>>36219606

I dunno, I'd rather be raped by Vriska 8-fold than Aradia.

I'd want the Aradia's to be really sweet about it, so fucking adorable that I just can't refuse them.

>>36219708
ya got three minutes

>>36219414
not only the wolf head.

>>36219739

Spoiler is singular, not plural.

>>36219619

Kanaya punched Vriska in the face. That's all you're going to get from Hussie.

>>36219739

It's not plural.

>>36219739
There's no s
like this
[ spoiler] like this [ /spoiler ]

>>36219695
because you are fat

Hey guys, how does this look? I've been messing around with my tablet lately, thought I'd see what you all think.

Their glasses are purposely missing, jsyk. This was inspired by the bit of sadstuck we've had lately.

>>36219739
it's spoiler not spoilers

>>36219739
No you didn't there's no 's' in the spoiler tags.

hsg what do you think of neil degrasse tyson

>>36219747
Yes, exactly.

>>36219780
Carl sagan of our time, etc.

>>36219739
>Puts an "s" after spoiler
>Uses the ending "[/spoiler]" when the spoiler is at the end of the post
Scrub.
l2spoyler

>>36219780

His middle name sounds like a show about high school.

how art thou today homestuck general

hey can i play the board game with you guys

>>36219754
My waifu....

>>36219797

But I use spoilers all the time and this is the first time I messed up.

HSG is making me dumb.

>>36219780
he's fucking awesome

>>36219619
I would like to think they would kiss and make up.

But their whole "thing" has been a bunch of stupid bullshit that never went anywhere anyway.

So I wouldn't count on it.

>>36219816
get in there now
>>36219562

LAST CALL

>>36219809
That show was really addictive and entertaining until it got "INTENSE." So fucking tryhard.

Alright I'm about to reread Homestuck. Anything I should look out for?

>>36219780
He looks familiar

>>36219813
Go fuck thineself

>>36219750
So it'd just be a sort of nervously accepted thing? You see one eyeing you bashfully earlier in the day, and know that later that night you'll have no choice but to let one impregnate you and make you a mother as they close in and seduce you into compliance?

>>36219772
Dude this is excellent! Love the color and textures especially. Are you starting your art blog up again? Where's that at?

>>36219851
cocks flying into your ass

>>36219855
Watch out, we got a badass over here

>>36219414
Fuck Halftruth. We didn't buy the horsecock or the wolf head for Halftruth.

>>36219772
That's pretty

>>36219547
Definitely.

>>36219772
Looks nice in my (untrained) eyes.

Would you suck a horsedick to have sex with ipgd HSG?

>>36219869
why did i laugh so much

>>36219851
Never skip ANYTHING! Even if it doesn't seem relevant!

And don't try to rush though it, make sure to pace yourself.

*grabs your dick*
guess wwho

>>36219772
Jake and Dirk look like holocaust survivors.

>>36219747
After this can we have some other tales of this pack of rampaging rapist Aradia's?

I'd love to read about them turning a guy into their bitch.

>>36219866
Yes, this is perfect.

If you do make it a girl, could you do another one later on where it's a boy? Two parents are better than one

the boy could even be lured in by the girl, like over the phone

>>36219909
nary a doubt in my mind that this is a fish

>>36219894

I don't even want ipgd I'd suck the horse dick just because I'm a huge furfaggot.

>>36219868

it's back at cardinalgardener.tumblr.com. there aren't any of the old requests up yet, though.

>>36219905

Yeah, I'm going to second this. It's probably the worst mistake you can make, to think that things are just dragging on and the characters are just making meaningless smalltalk. They aren't, this shit is important.

>>36219894
Yes.

hsg stop talking in archaic shit
i have to open a new tab to pronounce this shit
i dont come to hsg to learn latin

>>36219772
>>36219912
Also, don't make them look in opposite directions. Looks like they both have lazy eyes.

>>36219573
Wouldn't this qualify as a commission? That means zone would have to ask Hussie for permission first. Whoever had problems with pornostuck will probably have problems with this.

>>36219909
ii 2wear to god iif you dont let go ii wiill 2aw you twiice a2 much a2 you are riight now

>>36219573
I don't think it's possible honestly.
I mean isn't Zone's thing that he uses actual voice clips?
Sure he could animate it like an [s] flash, but that would just be pretty surreal.

>>36219958
hark this mans rump is flaming

>>36219926
>>36219915
>We need a daddy for the baby, so we're going to fuck you in the ass until you submit.
>Then we'll probably do it some more because we're expecting you to break before the fourth has her turn and leaving the rest of us out wouldn't be fair

>>36219952

>implying a cat wouldn't want the milk

Ooooook how about this. I write 6 quick stories where you are raped and impregnated by swarms of the female trolls, seeing how each one handles it differently. Hyena-like Nepetas battling to assert dominance and earn impregnation rights, a lone Vriska webbing you up and raping you roughly, a Kanaya drugging your tea and bringing you back to the Mother Kanaya, etc etc.

but my waifu isn't a disgusting monster that impregnates people

>>36219875
Hey dumbshit we got the dragon dildo for her you stupid piece of shit.

>>36219973
Did he ask for the permission of wakfu's creators? or mlaatr?

>>36219866
do all Maids have such prominent boobs

Palutena~

Pretty Palutena~

>>36219973
commissions are generally accepted to be fair game. you might still need to or be better off asking but approval would likely be given whatever the fuck. I highly doubt it would be the first porn commission

that board game is cool
when can i play

>>36219988
>Zone-tan walkaround flash

I'm interested to see where things stand with Vriska and Aradia, now that they're pretty much completely even.
Of course, that would require Aradia being relevant, and it seems like her plan is to make Hussie overlook her so she can stay alive.

>>36220004
That's why I didn't mention the candy corn dildo that was for her, dipshit.

Her acknowledging gifts intended for Hussie, the man without whom she would be worth -nothing-, is not the same as Hussie doing so.

>>36220021

In a couple of hours when the current group is done.

Or whenever somebody else starts a fresh session.

http://trollplay.net/

>>36220018
>approval would likely be given whatever the fuck.

Hahaha, no. Not with lexxy or halftruth. He's way better off doing it on his own under parody laws.

Is it ironic that everyone has boners for Jake, and Jake constantly gets boners?


Or what I'm really saying is; everyone crushes on Jake, and yet he's the character shown in the "on the floor, hearts over his head" pose the most often.

>>36219912
... is it that they're too thin?
>>36219968
fair enough.

>>36220057

No.

That is actually completely unironic.

>>36220050
fine i will make one
don't blame me if it sucks

>>36220049
Look mr obvious "omg guys i hate halfcunt11!!!1"
Would you rather have her announce they got the stuff or have it never mentioned on Hussies page forever and never.

also
>the man without whom she would be worth -nothing-
omg lol you so buttfrastrusted

>>36219866

Yes, unlike Vriska who'd pin me down and bind me up before I even got to say yay or nay. I'd want it, but she doesn't give a shit either way.

Just one look at her eyes as she asks me if I would help carry her spawn and I wouldn't be able to say no. Then she brings in a few others and they're so thankful that I'm being compliant with them, not fighting and struggling to get away as they fill me up with their young and their juices, and when they're done they all leave except the one who asked in the first place. She then strokes my engorged stomach, gives it a kiss and tells me I'm going to be a wonderful mother.

>>36220044
I was thinking more a regular flash like syncing it up to a homestuck song, using a combination of sprites, hero mode, and mimicing art team members.
Only with sex.
...The problem is that it seems like that would be much more hilarious than erotic.

Alright, it's friday evening, someone should make a stream!

>>36220053
Uh, no, not no, yes. Lexxy doesn't really have anything to do with it, and they really don't give half a fuck about commissions. He probably wouldn't have to ask, and even if he did (and even if he did he probably wouldn't, but if he did), they'd probably just say whatever

>>36220092
Is your point so nonexistent you have to use shitty strawmen for everything

man everyone hates halftruth like it'll somehow make her leave hussie and he'll put his cock in them instead

she's down with the wolfhead and equius and horsecocks and cocknaya and other silly shit

people here are so damn bitter and jealous

>>36220092
I don't hate Halftruth.

I'm just sick of her being a mouthpiece. We want to hear from the Wizard of Oz, not the goddamn gatekeeper shit.

>>36220121
You brought up the shitty point to begin with


What is backpeddling for 200

http://www.boardgame-online.com/g/game.php?g=QKH&k=Dw4

other room
will start when we get around 5 players

>>36220101
I'm streaming Thor and then Captain America in about an hour at the request of Shota Peen.

>>36220141
>people here

I hate this.

>>36220000

Nah, when Vriska rapes you Vriska rapes you 8-fold.

>>36220141
>she's down with cocknaya
wait what
source?

>>36220097
ah jeez... and there she goes

>>36220097
I love everything this artist does.

>>36220104
I am absolutely 100% sure that they would reject it if he asked. ESPECIALLY if he does it for a living, holy shit (Have you ever read one of halftruth's rant on the subject?).
Then what? Do it anyway? The entire fandom would hate him for breaking their precious copyright holder hearts.

Alright so I guess you guys would prefer multiple Arapeia fics then different troll impregnations.

Other than the initial woman letting a sick and cold one in, what else ya want?

http://trollplay.net:8080/

Anyone who's going to reread Homestuck should make use of the title screen: http://www.rsmw.net/homestuck/

Just as a warning, it takes a long time to load.

>>36220145
Tough fucking shit. When the Huss is busy he's got to have someone talk to the people, and just because you don't like who that is, it's not like it's going to change anything.

>>36220155
not you specifically

the people here who constantly have to talk about and obsess over her and trash on her

that doesn't happen anywhere else

>>36220150
I'm not the same guy

>>36219973
if it was of Vriska, Hussie would shoot it down.

no way he wants more people jerking off to his waifu

>>36220152
need just 1 more

>>36220145
Too bad.
The Wizard doesn't want to talk to you.
And why would he?
Do you honestly believe you're entitled?

is the guy with the steve buscemi tulpa still on

i wanted to ask him how he pictured it dying when it inevitably did

for the sickref

>>36220230
I JUST WANT SOME FUCKING MILK

>>36220161
She made a fucking joke about being the anon who always posts the cocknaya and the 'haters' of her backed up behind it and used it as a strawman argument if she is brought up,

seen in the previous post.

hey bro

you havent taken a ssshower in a while

why isss that

>>36220097
That's all well and good for a willing, compliant and biologically inclined host but what about otherwise?
If the person they approach doesn't want to do it do they just tie her down and fuck her over and over, day after day until she starts showing signs?
That could take weeks. Daily sessions of hard fuckings by Aradia after Aradia.

>>36220210
I just said I don't hate Halftruth. Read.

>>36220196
dude nobody gives a fuick about porn

lots of people make shitty meager livings off commissions and those are allowed and occasionally even given more attention by halftruth and nas and whoever the fuck else. those one's aren't pornographic usually, but people don't care nearly as much as you think they do. It's a commission, it isn't ~~~tied to the homestuck name~~~

>>36220152

Get in here please.

>>36219952
>Aurthor letting out a happy little poot while being milked

>>36220197
That Peter Criss Gamzee always puts a smile on my face.

>>36220241

YOU'RE GETTING THE MILK.

BUT YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GIVE THE COW A BLOWJOB.

THAT IS JUST OUT OF THE QUESTION.

>>36220246

Pretty snake. :3

>>36220141
I don't hate her, but she acts obnoxiously enough online that I unfollowed her because I was sick of seeing petty bullshit/social justice posts on my dash all the time.

This is the only post I've seen recently that made me reconsider having done that.

>>36220047

>Aradia finds out Vriska is planning to fuck shit up in the bubbles
>tries and fails to convince her that death can be fun
>finally gets sick of trying to convince her with words and proceeds to fuck Vriska affectionately instead
>does this every time Vriska thinks about fucking shit up in the bubbles

Best resolution

>>36220230
>entitled
People raised a fairly modest sum of money to buy him shit. You bet your fucking ass we're entitled to a thank-you.

HSG did someone post a nipple earlier?

I need to know.

For science.

>>36220246
>human pls go im trying to take a shower here
>pervert

>>36220152
>>36220152
>>36220152
>>36220152
>>36220152
>>36220152

http://yorickvandehaar.nl/fraf/index.php

>>36220251
Apologizes

>>36220295
Add a stutter and we got ourselves a tsundere snake

Oh man you guys, I was cleaning out my bookmarks today and I found an old vaguely Sollux/Kanaya fic that someone from HSG wrote last June. Hardcore nostalgia.

http://pastebin.com/SsYGbQAr