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04/27/12(Fri)20:26 No.36219693>>36219524 YOU
CAN'T FOOL ME. IF I TAKE A TRIP, I BECOME A TRIPFAG. AND THEN I LOSE
THE ABILITY TO HOLD A CONCIOUS TRAIN OF THOUGHT. AND YOU CAN BLOCK MY
PEARLS OF WISDOM.
LIKE THE ONE TIME I WAS SITTING ON TOP OF A
MOUNTAIN, COMMUNING WITH GOAT SPIRITS, WHEN SOME JACKANAPE FROM BRAZIL
CAME UP TO ME AND ASKED FOR THE MEANING OF LIFE.
I PRESENTED HIM
WITH THE TWO FINEST GOATS I HAD ENCOUNTERED ON THE MOUNTAINTOP. I MEAN,
THEY WERE FINE. THEIR COATS WERE A LUXIROUS WHITE, AND SILKY NOT UNLIKE
MELTED WHITE CHOCOLATE SLOWLY DRIPPED UPON A ROCK HARD PENIS, ASKING TO
BE LICKED OFF.
CONFUSED, HE DROPPED TROW AND MADE SWEET, SWEET, LOVE TO THE FIRST GOAT. HE EVEN GAVE THE GOAT A FUCKING REACHAROUND.
ANYWWAYS,
BEFRE HE COULD FUCK THE SECOND GOAT, I STOPPED HIM AND ASKED WHICH GOAT
WAS MORE BEAUTIFUL. HE PICKED THE ONEHE HADN'T FUCKED.
BECAUSE,
YOU SEE /CO/, ONCE YOU COME TO KNOW SOMEONE OR SOMETHING SO COMPLETELY,
IT BECAUSE BORING, AND THE NEW AND UNKNOWN APPEALS TO YOU. SO YOU MUST
REMEMBER THAT EVEN THOUGH YOU DO NOT ENJOY IT, SOME LOVES FUCKING GOAT
ANUS ALL DAY, EVERY DAY. |