Perhaps...perhaps.

What the fuck is a comic.

So when does she hunt her down and take her skull as a trophy?

Lately I been trollin' dem Facebooks lookin' for some pictures of jailbait in the mirror but ah, don't tell nobody alright?

Part 5?

is it really that easy OP?
wow, this is going to do wonders for my masturbation

So this is like a How-to comic right? Like a manual for aspiring Internet Predators?

>>35253980
Pretty much.
>>35253978
Try for youself.

This is a pretty nice "How To" guide.

If you wanted action, that's for you sick fuck to create.

>>35254015
WHY ARE YOU WEARING BODY ARMOR AT THE STATION

>>35254015

I love the cop in riot gear ready to BURST DOWN THE PERVERT'S DOOR.

Does it end with Punisher shooting the guy?

The end. Remember these lessons. Also,
>facebook
>being able to really delete anything

>>35254015
So they know who this specific guy is, but they haven't felt like going after him until just now?

>>35254031
BECAUSE SGT PEDOBUSTER IS A LOOSE CANNON WHO DOESN'T PLAY BY THE BOOK BUT GETS RESULTS!
NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND STACK THE FUCK UP!

>>35254031
BECAUSE I LOVE BODY ARMOR

>>35254039

And the end result is social alienation as she never uses Facebook again. Truly a bittersweet ending.

>>35254039
>outsourcing nudes to other countries
who knew it could be this simple
thanks OP
brb, learning a language so I can trick foreign lolis

>>35254061
Also it leaves out the part where she gets arrested for cp distribution.

>>35254039
>Alberta
I've been thinking of moving to Canada for a while now, and if the girls there are really this gullible I think we have a clincher.

>>35254048

sir, you're in my spot

>>35254039
OH NO
SHE DELETED HER FACEBOOK ACCOUNT

SUCH POWERFUL AND STRONG WILLED MOVE

IT'S OVER
HER LIFE IS OVER

>mfw this probably wouldn't work as easily on young boys

;_;

>>35254039
This shit is brilliant.

Considering how fucking dumb teenage girls are nowadays I sense a lot of money.

13 YEAR OLDS DO NOT LOOK LIKE THIS

>captcha: settCock horse

>>35254099
Just... Just FLASH and CLEAR, you dumb motherfucker!

>>35254158

whoops! i accidentally hit the door frame even though i was perfectly positioned, i guess you're not coming with us, boss.

That ending was bullshit, here's how it should've gone.

>>35253884
>>35253894
>>35253913
>>35253927

Bill, is that you? Someone call Hank, this is serious! If Boomhaur finds out, he'll be arrested! And I loose my best patsy!

Is this by Godlimations?

>Henry Snowman

>>35254048
what is going on with that cop on the left

My god this is fucking hilarious, I read that in Carl's voice. This is more entertaining than those anti-bullying comics.

>>35254190

God damn it, Chester!

>Not having your child porn on encrypted hard drives in a safe deposit box in a different city under a different identity

FUCKING SMALL TIME

>>35254190
>kill a man for looking at the internet
God damn I ahet comics and there so edgy shit some times

>>35254048
>Haven't even entered the building
>Shot in the leg

Such is the way of SWAT 4.

>>35253974
It really is, not even joking.
I used do this for while, i ended up with countless cock pics of horny straight men

i also managed to break of a relationship where his gf was like 9months pregnant, now he's not allowed to see his son

>>35254224
pedophile detected

So yeah, this is totally Internet Blackmail/Predating For Dummies, right?

>>35254185
God-fucking-dammit you guys...

>>35254229

Well done, Anonymous.

You are a soldier of justice.

>>35254193

GWAH!

GOD DANG IT DALE, I DIDN'T NEED TO SEE THAT!

>>35254190
gosh, how retarded, fucking batman.
How do people take this shit seriously.

>>35254224
He obviously has a large amount of live child pornography on his comp, he's not just looking at the internet.

Facebook honestly? People still don't know Facebook is basically just throwing your wallet/purse out in the middle of a busy road and walking away?

So what I read into this comic is there's this girl and she is ashamed of her body, so ashamed she can be blackmailed through her own insecurity. There's your crime, the idea forced upon her by her mother, her sister, and most of her friends that nudity is shame.

>>35254039
I don't know what's worse about this comic: that it's a pedo manual or that it's a jab at facebook masquerading as a PSA.

This reminds me of what happened to my friend.
She was in a Facebook relationship with a fake user for over 3 years!
The drama was ridiculous, but it was hard to even suggest to her about the possibility of the guy being a fake, because she was so serious about the whole thing.
We did eventually tell her she was being stupid believing all that bullshit drama.

>>35254273
Tat's not batman, that's gay batman.

>>35254341
You stopped being friends with her right?

Where did you even get this comic? And was the message supposed to be "Facebook is bad"? I mean, is that ending triumphant like "yay, she did the right thing by deleting her account" or is it bittersweet like "aww no, she messed up and now she's too ashamed to be on the site anymore"?

Also, are teens really that gullible? The guy's requesting dirty photos and she gives them, and later on he's blackmailing her with the photos, but she doesn't realize that things are fucked-up until her sister intervenes.

>>35254223
But Superman, I trusted you...

>>35254120
I'd work great.
WHAT YOUNG 14 YEAR OLD BOY DOESN'T WANT TO EXPOSE HIMSELF TO A HOT BITCH HE MET ON FACEBOOK? Unless he was semi-intelligent.

>>35254273
>angry child molester.jpg

>>35254389

That was your first mistake.

>>35254394

Touche.

>>35254417
Availability of CP diminishes the incidence of actual child abuse cases.
The more you know.

>>35254394

>implying teenagers are capable of making intelligent decisions

>>35254382
>Also, are teens really that gullible?

They're at their most vulnerable state in life. You just have to poke at their insecurities.

>>35253927
This is the stupidest thing I have ever read or seen. Why do I want to fap to it?

>>35254432
It's a wonder government isn't filming regulated child pornography just to keep the pedos from raping the kids.

>>35254432
Do you actually intend to say such stupid, banal, brainless crap, or does it just accidentally form while you're mashing keys?

>>35253884
Who exactly told you that officer? Because it´s adamant to slander.
There is no comic activity here we are on the straight and narrow road. In fact, most of us can´t even read and anyone who tells you otherwise is a liar.

Here, have an interesting read.
http://mirror.wikileaks.info/wiki/An_insight_into_child_porn/index.html

>>35254001
As if any teenage girl is stupid enough to let their family see private conversations like that,

>>35254432
Availability of hamburgers diminishes the incidence of actual cow slaughters.
Oh wait, that's retarded.

>>35254368
No.
She's a good girl and a total bro.
Usually she's much clever than that, but for some reason she fell for that scam completely.
She hadn't had a boyfriend before that and she was a bit lonely I guess.

Well anyways she learned that the guy was fake (It might have even been that the guy was actually a woman) and stopped having contact with him.
She now has a real boyfriend who she lives with.

Needs more pedobear.

Facebook renders people retarded beyond belief.
>Hurr I don't know this person, but I'll add them so then can tend to my crops in space-farmville-cityville-angry-birds
>Oh noes, why is this person being creepy and commenting on the pics of me licking a banana in my bathing suit, I am not a piece of meat

>>35254432
>me watching CP is actually doing a service to the society
If you can't stop molesting kids if you don't have access to CP, you should be locked up.

>>35254507
So now she is living in sin and it is all Facebook´s fault. When will parents learn to spade and nuder their children?

>Be Carl from Aquateen Hunger Force
>Pretend to be hot guy on facebook
>Get nudes
>threaten girl
>wait nigga what the fuck are you doing?
>Get arrested
>Cause girl to delete her facebook profile

I'm not sure what the lesson was there...
Why would they go and punish the protagonist like that?

>>35254535

>spade and nuder

The girl reminds me of Diana from Martin Mystery.

>>35254526
Why would anyone lick a banana?

>>35254582

It's obviously covered in whipped cream.

Duh.

>>35254015
You know what I hate about this shit? They always make it seem like "it wasn't your fault, you were tricked". Teach your kids some damn common sense and stranger danger and this shit wouldn't happen.

I thought this was going to be a comic about how Bill had finally sunk so low that he's become an internet predator. I feel ripped off.

>>35254582
You'd be surprised, it's always like
>Just hanging with the girls lol here's a pic ;)
Followed by them getting pissed guy's comment on it. Today's teenagers are unbelievable.

>>35253950
I would read a comic about this kind of predator

So basically if I want nudes from a girl on Facebook all I have to do is put up a sexy picture and ask nicely after a couple of days and remember not to threaten her?

Works for me, yo. Technically there's nothing illegal about it if the girl's old enough.

>ctrl+f & Cyberbully
>0 results

Soooooooooo, speaking of online preadators, whose seen this?

>>35254650

I CAN'T GET THE CAP OFF

>>35254650
4chan had a fucking field day with that before it aired.

All the "You're a _ Lindsey" pics were gold.

>>35254273
WAIT WAIT WAIT.

Ignoring that that clearly isn't Batman..... when was the last time you saw Batman kill anybody? That's two major points of contention with your theory, and you're just all in anyway, right?

>>35254529
>>35254504
>>35254477
lol paedo-hysteria

In economics it's called a substitution effect.
Deal wit it faggots, and stop trying to warp the logic of what was actually posted into something that doesn't make sense, read about logical fallacies, maybe you won't have as many tard-ass knee-jerk reactions in future.

>>35254504
How is that retarded? If I want to eat beef I either have to buy it (in hamburger form or otherwise) or I have to slaughter a cow. Now of course, my demand for beef does cause more cows to be slaughtered, but it also causes more cows to be bred. So as a species, it's a win-win situation. Cows are doing much better than their less delicious wild hoofed brothers.

>>35254650
You should have been on /v/ when the trailer first aired. It was fucking gold.

>>35254694
In his very first ongoing he was killing left and right, with guns no less.

>>35254633


wanna story time?

>>35254709
You can explain your half baked reasons why pedophilia is ok when the party van arrives.

>>35254666
I am seriously tempted to keep a copy of the film around just for that scene.

>>35254693
>Find thread on archive, half the pictures are broken.

>>35254715
Oh god, in hindsight I wish I was. I first heard of and watched this film with a friend of mine, one of the better/worst movie nights.

>>35254726
And superman got around by jumping — that's what that "able to leap the tallest building in a single bound" line is about, which otherwise sounds retarded since he can fly now.

>>35254757
paedophilia is okay, don't make a false equivalence to child molestation.

It's like equivocating heterosexuality with rape.
I'm not even a paedophile.

Uh the sole reason to have a Facebook is to get bitches pictures and get a fuck. Why are you all up in arms? Are you dudes raised by single moms? Did she poison your little perma-beta minds?

I've found that the site myyearbook.com is way better for finding underage girls, it's easier to gauge how open they'd be to that stuff before friend requesting. >>>/soc/ is useful as well, they have "age gap hookup threads". I've never used blackmail either, many girls will willingly send sexy stuff in exchange for cock pics and dirty talk. I'm 24 and get 13 - 16 year-olds to send me nude pics and masturbate on cam, shit is so cash.

average day

>>35254777
But he is still able to leap the tallest building in a single bound.

>>35254780
The word you're looking for is "equating." "Equivocating" means something else entirely. You're retarded.

>>35253980

Why did I hear that in Oscar's voice....

>>35254039

>>35254650
I like how trolling seems to run in the family in that movie.

>>35254780
He's a community college alumni; he knows what he is talking about.

>>35254801
Now this fucker right here is out of bounds.

>>35254650
This movie...this movie was the most fucked up thing I've ever seen, do they even know how cyberbullying works?

>>35254830
>Use ambiguous language so as to conceal the truth

I know what it means dickhead.

Sometimes I go on omegle and pretend to be my dream girl and have shy guys swoon over me.

Am I the only one who does this? I mean, I kind of enjoy it.

Where is OP's comic from?

So many pedos trying to justify why they think it's ok to convince impressionable young girls/boys to send pics of themselves. They aren't mature enough to realize the possible consequences it could have. It's illegal for a reason.

>>35254829
How would you know he isn't cheating by flying? When was the last time you saw modern superman jump instead of fly?

My only issue with these kind of things is that it's always old balding guys who get up to these kinds of shenanigans. Kind of makes you let your guard down around younger handsomer pedos, or women.

I was expecting this to be about how to avoid child predators, not why you should delete your facebook account

Jesus, just don't send pictures of your tits to random guys you've never met, IT ISN'T THAT HARD

>>35254882

i'd enjoy doing it if i knew how to act.

seriously, why are you people not in hollywood, you can't be worse than what they have now.

>>35254845
The girls like it and they want to do it, unlike the guy in the comic I don't trick or blackmail them, and I use real pics of me. I do lie about my age at first (that site requires it to allow me to contact them), but eventually I tell them my real age and often they're still into it.

>>35254780
>I'm not even a paedophile.
RIIIIGHT

>>35254884
I'm not supporting that sort of behavior. But I remember how I was as a teenager, and I wasn't stupid enough to send pictures of my dick to people. Not being 18 doesn't give you a free pass for acting retarded contrary to popular belief.

>>35254952
Why would I lie on the internet?

http://www.asstr.org/~LS/update/update.html

How does this make you feel?

>>35254780
>paedophilia is okay

Holy shit did someone just unironically write this down with full knowledge that this is what they were writing, thinking that this was a thing that was okay to write, and then post it on the internet expecting other people to also believe that this was in any way an acceptable thing to write

are you that fucking dense

>>35255000
I'm not clicking that.
No way man.

>>35254780
>It's like equivocating heterosexuality with rape.
Except, you know, children can't consent while adults can.

What type of report do I use for this?
Rule violation or illegal content?

>>35255004
I realise it's a point of contention, you ass.
There's a difference between being attracted to kids and raping them.
Simple as that.

>>35255045
get help

>>35255072

But it's true. Just because you have an attraction to prepubescent children doesn't mean you're going to rape kids or something.

There are probably pedophiles who will never admit they're pedophiles and will never commit any sex crimes.

>>35255038
so being a pedophile is the exact same thing as fucking children?

>>35254492
That was... informative.

Made it seem, well, professional. The parents give full consent, they're all paid. Only question about that remains as to whether or not the kids truly are willing to participate, the 'parents give consent' may be a front to say that they force them into it. But honestly then again they aren't raised by our highly religious standards.

>>35255086
Fucking children is the exact same thing as rape, while fucking adults isn't in most cases.

>>35255045

and watching kids getting raped is any better because?

>>35255108

You don't have to fuck children to be a pedophile.

>>35255082
But having CP of actual children being fucked on your computer is ok?
Because if you forgot, that's what we're talking about.

>>35254902
How do you know superman is flying? Maybe he is simply jumping. Maybe he has a jet pack concealed by his cape that he uses to hover.

>>35255139
And you don't have to fuck women to be heterosexual, your comparison sucked.

The predator in the comic isn't a pedophile, he's an ephebophile.

Pedophiles are attracted to prepubescent children, ephebophiles are attracted to adolescents.

Know the difference.

>>35255000
That's fiction. Stories are completely legal. Although with a fascist government like you have, I won't be surprised if you will literally have thought police in a couple of years.

>>35255110
the amount of what counts as CP that actually involves any kind of abuse is minuscule, read the wiki leaks article posted earlier.


Also, watching kids getting raped technically is harmless, unless you're paying for it to happen or something, same way it's not morally wrong to look at gore threads on /gif/ or something, even though they obviously involve terrible suffering.
Weird and disturbing, sure, but it;s not causing anyone harm to look.

>>35255182
>Also, watching kids getting raped technically is harmless
Keep telling yourself that.
If there was no pedos, nobody would make those vids, you're creating demand.

>>35255142
I have a picture of someone with their head crushed on my computer, does that make me a murderer?

>>35255171
>Thinking I'm American.

>>35255238
Was that man's head crushed for the sole purpose of making that pic to please gorefags?
Are there organisations that kill people in brutal ways and film it for people to fap to?

>>35255222
it only creates demand if there's money involved, and if there isn't they wouldn't be made if people weren't out to abuse children in the first place.

>>35255222
They're creating as much demand as the people who pirate EA's games and never say a word about it.

>>35255182
There are lines.
It's not harmless, the child doesn't want the sex (not that they have the mental capacity to make a clear judgement about that) and we can take the wild guess that they wouldn't want someone watching them get raped, getting off on their suffering. It's called empathy.

>>35255238
Are you enjoying looking at that crushed head and masturbating to it? Your argument is completely invalid.

>>35255263

>Are there organisations that kill people in brutal ways and film it for people to fap to?

To be fair, those probably do exist.

There is a market for snuff films.

>>35255266
Exactly, if there weren't any pedophiles, they wouldn't be made.

>>35255263
No and yes.

she would be charged with producing child pornography, lulz

>>35255263

b-but in the movie Hostel!

i read in a black and white copypasta pic in /x/!

>>35255291

If there was no sexuality at all there'd be no rape.

Therefore, all sexuality is bad.

>>35255263
>Are there organisations that kill people in brutal ways and film it for people to fap to?
who knows, allegedly, but as far as I know, pretty much all snuff videos turn out to be fake.

but the point is, it';s not morally wrong if you don't pay for it.
you can't create a demand because you watching it literally changes nothing from what it would be if you hadn't.

>>35255290
Well that's horrible then, I don think anybody would defend doing that.

>>35254694
it's Midnighter

>>35255320
Not all sexual people rape, that guy just said all pedophiles need pics of children getting raped or they'll move to the real thing.

Guys guys guys, let's get back to the comics.

Does anyone have the comic where the bitch dies at a rave party?

>>35255362

>that guy just said all pedophiles need pics of children getting raped or they'll move to the real thing.

But that's not true at all.

Are you saying that if you had no porn you'd be raping people?

>>35255362
are you actually typing that in good faith?
That's not what I said at all, I said availability deters from an actual crime being committed, it's a simple concept.

>>35255394
No, I'd be having consensual sex with people.

>>35255402
While supporting, even just with views or downloads, videos of children getting raped isn't a crime?
Because FBI doesn't agree with you.

>>35255277
>>35255277
>>35255277
>>35255277

Am I the only one who noticed Wal-Mart is retarded enough to let somebody in junior high become a full time manager, breaking tons of labor laws?

>>35255394
That's EXACTLY what's he's saying. That dirty rapist.

>>35255404

So if you were unable to acquire consensual sex, you'd resort to rape?

>>35255425
most CP doesn't involve rape and alot doesn't even involve nudity.

>>35255222 If there was no pedos, nobody would make those vids, you're creating demand.
>>35255291 Exactly, if there weren't any pedophiles, they wouldn't be made.
Often times it is the child themselves that produces the CP. There are many videos of girls 9 - 13 stripteasing and/or masturbating that the girl recorded with her webcam or phone.

>>35255424
I think he's talking about a crime in the sense of morality instead of legality.

>>35255462
Why would I be unable to get consensual sex?
It's not like the type of people I'm attracted to can't consent or something.

>>35255424
fine then, a victimless crime happens over an actual crime where people get hurt.
Hope you enjoyed this clarification.

>>35255479
That's his idea or morality, not mine.

>eww the nasty old pervert doesn't even live in Alberta!
hahaha this is great because if you know alberta it's like a place where you'd expect all nasty old perverts to be from

>>35255514
I don't care if you watch drawings of children, I just think it's sick and there's something wrong with you, but not that you're doing any damage.
But when there's actual children involved at any point, the crime is far from victim-less.

Make way for the /g/-train!

"I am skeptical of the claim that voluntarily pedophilia harms children. The arguments that it causes harm seem to be based on cases which aren't voluntary, which are then stretched by parents who are horrified by the idea that their little baby is maturing."
Richard Stallman

>>35253884
>implying predators are uglys neckbeard

get on reality

>>35255559
fuckin stallman

>>35255540
making the pornography is arguably morally wrong. looking at it with out contributing to it's creation isn't.
it's victimless.

Also, I don't look at loli or CP, I just think people act batshit retarded about how much they hate paedos.

>>35255168
The word pedophile is used as a buzzword most of the time.

>>35255489
Because you're ugly and socially inept.

>>35254190
Taking into account that 14 is a fairly common age of consent that guy didn't do anything illegal depending on how you interpret midnighter's lines.
If he was saying they were 14, 16 etc then the guy was doing that legally. if he was lowering the age limit to find a girl then yeah illegal as shit.

>>35255559
my hero.
as crazy as RMS is, he's still right about around 75% of what he says.

>>35255581
They wouldn't film it if people wouldn't watch it, that simple.

>>35254472
Or just make the drawn and written kind legal and let the pedos have that.

How low are child molestation figures in Japan?

So... does wikileaks has anything on the reptilians?

>>35255598
I'm pretty sure the implication was that there was nothing over 14.
But then again Giffen's run is easily the shittiest thing Midnighter appeared in apart form the DC/Wildstorm crossovers, so I don't really give a fuck.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XCywGhHQMEw
FEAR NOT YOUNG ONES! THE PAEDOFINDER GENERAL IS OUT THERE PROTECTING US FROM THE PAEDOS

>>35255602
so what if they *film* it?
the point is whether abuse is happening or not.
if it is, it isn't made any worse by people jacking off to it in the privacy of their homes without paying the creators, it simply is the same outcome as not watching it at all.

I'm tired of you sick fucks trying to justify pedophilia.

Shit is wrong, that's all there is to it.

>>35255668