I literally have no knowledge of anything you're talking about.

>>33859409
What is this?

>>33859409
Spider men you mean a group of spider mans? Also are you talking about watchmen?

>>33859434
This was literally just teased 5 minutes ago. All we have is that picture.

>Reading Marvel or DC comics

I've stopped.

>>33859422
Noone does. It's just a teaser.

http://www.comicvine.com/news/marvel-announces-spider-men/144196/

>Spider-man Corps
>not Ghost Rider Corps

>>33859409
Oh boy more Spider-man like we don't have enough already

>EVERYONE IS SPIDER-MAN 2:ELECTRIC BOOGALOO

Awesome a Kaine and Spider-man crossover!

>Watchmen prequel
>Spider-Men
What a fascinating time to read comics

I can't believe the comments section there figured this out before you guys.

The left spider is Ultimate Pete's; the right is Miles. U-Pete is coming back.

>>33859471
Why do you assume it's "more"?

Hmm...

Parker & Reily, Spider-woman, Tarantula (or is he dead?), Morales? Deadpool (he's in everything. Also: Ninja spiderman.)

>>33859489
Or Peter and Kaine

>>33859489
this

>>33859409

So yeah, I only just realized that logo is meant to be two halves of two different Spider-Man logo's rather than just one poorly drawn lopsided spider.

It's Ult. Peter and Miles Morales.
What the fuck.

Actually, it's not Kaine's logo. the spider logo on Kaine's Scarlet Spider suit is more diamond shaped.

cheap marketing ploy to get people to watch shitty spiderman reboot

Marvel really is reducing itself to Avengers, Spider-Man and X-Men.
Let me guess, because of the hype of Spider-Island, they're going to make an ongoing about other teenagers with spider powers.
Fuck, this is retarded. The more people you give Spider Powers, the less unique Spider-Man is!

>>33859489

As long as we're not doing the clone saga again.

UNIVERSES COLLIDE

SPIDER-MAN 2099
PETER PARKER
MILES MORALES
ULTIMATE PETER PARKER BACK FROM THE DEAD
SPIDER-GIRL GETS RULE 63'D
KAINE
AND WOLVERINE

THE UNSTOPPABLE TEAM OF SEVERAL SPIDER-MEN AND ONE BADGER-MAN.

Presented without comment.

>>33859662
What if those Spider-Men were an army of clones?

I'm struggling to remember the last time I enjoyed a Spider-Man comic anyway

>>33859679
>Be white
>Enjoying Miles
>This shit
Good to know we can still cave to a rascist outcries from motherfuckers who don't read comics.

I read it in his voice.

>>33859704

You don't enjoy Slott's current run?

>>33859668
>63'd Anya

Pretty sure that's a do not want right there.

They can't even keep Ultimate characters dead now? Come on, Ultimate Peter had a good death. This is fucking retarded.

>>33859752
No it just feels like a bunch of pointless faff, which I'm sure you could point out that most comics are but still...

This is their answer to Batman Inc.

Marvel: One step behind, One year behind.

>Bringing Ultimate Peter back
As a longtime fan of Ultimate Spider-Man who openly wept after reading USM #160 and all the Spidey-related scenes in Fallout, I hope to Christ they don't do this.

Don't make his death all for nothing, Marvel. The Ultimate universe was built for doing stories you'd never get away with in 616. Don't screw this up.

>>33859668
:|
Can't we just have Anya ... you know as a girl? Then we could get Jessica to get down with her, I'm talking DOWNTOWN.

>>33859807

I can see where you're coming from.

If they bring back Ult Peter I swear to fucking god, I will give up on that comic. Not even a year. Fuck you Marvel. Fuck you, don't do this to me.

>>33859840
Sweet, sweet cuddly Anya.

GOD FUCKING DAMNIT

>>33859409
ultimate cross over or something? I dunno, not that interested, I'm happy with Am Spidey, Venom, And ultimate spidey (if it starts heating up more). Avenging Spidey is cool aslong it's interesting story/art and fun. Scarlet spider just seems like venom but with spidey clone

>>33859447
That's a shame, you're missing some great stuff. Action Comics, Swamp Thing and Animal were all excellent today.

this is jut sad.

Peter's death was very well written even if it was a bit sudden and killed a lot of potential storylines. The first few Morales issues suffered a lot from classic Bendis decompression but it's finally picking up its pace and I thought the character had a lot of potential.

by bringing Pete back not only are they shitting up the Ultiverse further, they're also making sure that Miles will ALWAYS be "the black Spider-Man who fought crime during a few months when everyone thought good old white Spider-Man was dead" instead of THE motherfucking Spider-Man.

>Turns out to be teaser for Ultimate Spider-Man Annual #4
>What If storyline about what would happen if Peter hadn't died
>Forms the SPECTACULAR SPIDER-SQUAD with Johnny, Bobby, Kitty, Jessica, and Miles
Or at least a guy can dream.

Remember in Ultimate Fantastic 4, when they were hyping their cross over storyline and people were shitting themselves into rage that Ultimate marvel and 616 marvel were crossing over? Remember when the story line happen and it didn't happen? Same thing will happen here.

Before Watchmen books will sell like crazy. You'll see.

Wtf is this shit now? Is this some sort of prelude to another Marvel event? Avengers vs. X-men vs. Spider-men vs My Willingness to Give a Fuck? At least it's not called Spider-man Incorporated

>>33859865
That pic.... ohmygod so cuddly, brb hugging my life-sized Anya plush doll
It's for uh... you know.. uhm.. medicinal purposes? Sure.
Are they doing anything else with Anya? I liked her Spider-Island mini... but I'm not sure where she is now..

Does Miles have webs yet?

>>33859933
im sure the ult. universe has lost a lot of those fans since then

there wont be that much backlash

Are they seriously considering bringing back Ult Pete?

It's not even the fact that Miles is there but killing someone off and making a huge deal over it, all the publicity that came from it only to bring him back in less than a year?

If it was Kaine and 616 pete I'd be down. A dynamic duo of Spider bromance like the tail end of SI but I really hope this doesn't become overblown

>>33860018
no he hasnt even gotten out of his diapers yet

>>33859933
>MFW I remember that storyline
God, what a glorious troll that was.

>>33859899
Swamp Thing and Animal man are great books, but neither of todays issues were excellent.
Animal Man's was a neat break from all the shit going down. But Swamp Thing just felt like it was dragging things out. Some of the Rot monster designs were cool, but other than that they were kind of underwhelming.

Action was fucking sweet though.

>>33860060 be a Marvel reader
>actually get surprised when they bring someone back almost immediately after killing them

Yeah, because they didn't do that for Thor, Johnny Storm, or Bucky.

>>33859649
And Venom, Daredevil, Journey into Mystery, Winter Soldier, The Punisher and all the other books you're not mentioning because they don't fit with your delusion. And even they were reducing themselves to those books, how would that be any different then how they've operated in the past? You continue to just be angry that Songbird isn't an a-lister. It's getting boring.

>Amazing/Ultimate crossover
It's been done.

>>33860111

RIP Thunderbolts and Avengers Academy

>>33860096
Wasn't Bucky gone for years?

>>33860127
crossover as in they cross over

those 4 dont even meet in that geam

>>33860096
Yeah but this was Ult universe not 616. I would assume they had some kind of integrity

>>33859489
not already he's barely cold in his grave

>>33859649

Spider-man was NEVER unique because of his powers

>>33859631
this

>>33859933
>now neither of us will be virgins.jpg

>>33860148
Yes, but they recently killed him off again, made a big deal out of it, then brought him back like three weeks later.

His whole death was a cheap ploy to make readers think Fear Itself had real lasting consequences. But all those consequences have ALREADY been mostly undone (the other big one being the death of Thor -- for like the ninth time -- which has already been reversed.)

>>33860073
I enjoy stand alones so seeing Buddy's movie was great for me. And for Swamp Thing, we'll just have to agree to disagree on that. The scenes between Abby and Alec, plus the depressing ending put it over the top for me. Not the impaling but Alec being too late to become Swamp Thing again. Sure, you know that it isn't going to stick but knowing that the good guys when out doesn't ruin the story.

Action's backup was pretty touching. Morrison brought the craziness but that back up was more emotional.

>>33860217

For what it's worth Bru was going to end Gulag with Bucky faking his death but they just moved it into the event

>>33859760
spider-man 2099 is practically a 63'd Anya anyways

What is this now? Everybody has spider powers now? If that's the case, than I feel the need to repost Eric Stephenson's comments about how redundant Marvel Comics and the industry itself has become:

http://it-sparkles.blogspot.com/2012/01/desperate-but-not-serious.html

If this is Marvel's take on Batman Inc., however, than I don't think the idea will work well for Spider-Man like it does for Batman.

>>33860217
Oh you're one of those people.

Nevermind.

>>33860258 Oh you're one of those people.

People who don't want their comic book stories to be gimmicky shit?

Yes, I am. Why aren't you?

>>33860162
Yeah, I had that dream too... but then I remembered LOEB HAPPENED

>>33860258

has sales for miles spiderman gone up or down since petes death?

its been what 6 months since theyve brought in miles

>>33860317
>DCasual

>>33859782
no it was horrible although fallout was ok

>>33860322
Ultimate Comics Spider-Man #5 was in the top 30 comics for December, so it's still selling big numbers despite lots of idiots leaving because "HURR NOT MY SPIDER-MAN."

>>33860066
so how does he get around

>>33860440

PARKOUR

>>33860307
Oh god. I'm going to hell for laughing at that

>>33860440
Roof top jumping like parkour stuff.

>>33860440
Jumping roof top to roof top like Mario from Mario 64 or ninjas.

Parkour would be a good way to get around once you add in heightened speed and agility.

I really hope they do not bring back Ultimate Peter. That would blow goats.

But if Miles somehow meets 616 Peter, or if it's Peter and Kane, cool beans

Either it's gonna' be like that one time in the 90's TV show,
Or it's gonna' be like that one time in the 90's TV, but with dancing!

Seriously, guys, why do you keep reading Marvel? What's the point of following an ongoing when you know that it won't go four issues without getting fucked up by some big event?

Even Daredevil, the best Marvel book out there, is getting shat on by a crossover in a couple of months.

Conversely, I have to wonder why anyone would write for Marvel, when they know that whatever story they come up with will inevitably be tossed aside in favor of Quesada's latest cash-grab even.

>>33860543
Daredevil is just hanging out with Spidey and the Punisher. They all operate in NYC. I'd hardly call this an event of any sort. They show up in his books occasionally anyway.

>>33860543
And yet, this is still better than the Watchmen prequels. DCfag here, by the way.

Ultimate Jessica Drew teams up with Kitty Pryde.

They get an apartment together whilst pretending to be college girls in order to infiltrate an A.I.M-led drugs gang.

>>33860543

The Spidey crossover was maybe Daredevil's best issue yet

>>33860543 Seriously, guys, why do you keep reading Marvel?

Misplaced loyalty to a brand.

No matter what rancid shit the company dishes out, there is a certain group of people who will lap it up and ask for seconds, just because it has a Marvel logo slapped on the cover. They don't make up the majority of Marvel readers, but they're a big enough group to keep the company (barely) afloat.

Real fans are loyal to stories and characters, not logos.

>>33860623 implying that a comic by Brian Azarello or Darwyn Cooke is inferior to HUUUR HEY GUYS WHAT IF THE AVENGERS FOUGHT THE X-MEN FOR THE FORTIETH TIME?

The spider on the right belongs to Morales. The one on the left is Ultimate Pete's.

>>33860623
You've read the Watchmen prequels? Are you from the future?

>>33860111
I do read Journey into Mystery and Daredevil, but I don't like the gritty shooters stuff that you mentioned.

>>33860543
I need to stop especially crossovers, they annoy the fuck out of me I need to remember that it's just drama for the sake of sales and everything will get retconned any ways

left logo confirmed for Miles Morales

>wespidermannow.jpg

I hope this turns out to be like the time everyone became Hulks or that other time when everyone got giant hammers. Those were awesomeee!

>>33860623
I don't know if there was a directive about not making major crossovers within the Ultimate line or not, but certainly it was doing great without it, Then Ultimate came and fucked everything up. Currently the only redeeming factor about the line is Moralespidey. Now they'll fuck it up as well by violiting one of the certain directives: if Ultimate characters die, they stay dead. The only risk Watchmen purists have to worry about is will the Before Watchmen line undermine the original series. Here, we are talking about a final blow on a whole line if they fuck it up.

>>33860846
*Ultimatum came

>>33860812
Why are they all in a "sassy" pose?

>>33860873
Take a guess.

>Avengers v/s X-Men
> Interlude
>Avengers and X-Men v/s Spider Men

>>33860873
i don't know i just picked this one because the log was in the background.

>>33860891
They're all sassy black women?

>>33860902

You fool. It will be Iron men vs Spider men

>>33860907

>>33860800
That's fine but that doesn't mean that they don't exist and that people don't enjoy them. Marvel isn't reducing itself, you personally just aren't reading many of the titles that others are enjoying because of preference. It's an important distinction.

>>33860948

>>33860543
Because several of their books are really good, and I'm not a fanboy that has to read/has to rage at the newest event.

>>33860846
>the only redeeming factor about the line is Moralespidey
Hickman's Ultimates would like to have a word with you.

I wonder if its a mini or an ongoing. Odds are its going to be written by Bendis.

>>33859409

>riding with hipsted death shit

>>33861043
The shadow of Ultimatum is always there in that book, many people cannot enjoy it because of this, including me.

>>33860973
Okay. The stuff is there. Though I tend to see Venom as a Spider-Man spinoff, JiM as a BETTER than the actual book it's based on spinoff, and Winter Soldier a Cap spinoff.
Doesn't mean they're bad at all. But just overall spectrum of Marvel seems to be closing down into categories more.

>>33861175
You can't enjoy a book because of a "shadow"?

C'mon man.

>>33859668
>SPIDER-GIRL GETS RULE 63'D

...I'm okay with this, as long as she turns back at the end of the event.

>>33861181
That's not necessarily bad though, I mean those 'categories' tend to have quite a large supporting cast anyway, having one of them getting a solo book so that it can be focused upon and developed more seems good to me.

>>33859679
THOSE MOTHER FUCKERS. PETE'S CORPSE ISN'T EVEN COLD YET AND MILES WAS DOING AWESOMELY. HE WAS EVEN GETTING CLOSER TO TAPPING DAT RULE 63 PETE-ASS.

>>33859409
That shade of red looks a little to light for normal Spider-Man.

>>33860352
You have shit taste. Pete's death was tragic and meaningful.

I bet Marvel thought that this would capture everyone's attention over DC's "Before Watchmen" announcement today.

>>33859933
I haven't read this. What was the "trolling" I'm hearing about this?

>>33861257
I guess, I guess. Still, I'm overly paranoid of late.

>>33861427
It was the beginning of Marvel Zombies

>>33861427
People were claiming that 616 would fight the Ultimate universe or something stupid.

The cross over actually was Ultimate Reed Richards going into Marvel Zombie universe and Ultimate Dr. Doom being trapped there.

Ult. Dr. Doom is one of the glaring continuity errors of the Ultimate Universe.


Trolls were claiming before this story arc, that this would be Marvel's Crisis a huge reset button that would make Ultimates the new replace for 616, etc, etc, etc.


People were claiming they need to make both separate, that Ulimtates was to edgy and EXTREME

>>33861305
So, Ultimate Ben Reily?

Also, good enough thread for this.

>>33861519
We have that. He's a black guy.
We don't have an Ultimate Scarlet Spider.

>>33861519
pete clone gets out of a stasis pod. His relatives are gone, there is a new spider-man whom he doesn´t know and Peter Parker is dead and unmasked.
enter scarlet spider: agent of shield

>>33861528
That reminds me of Freakazoid.

>>33859409

So Miles isn't making enough money anymore and they are bringing Peter back this soon? Called it!

>Everyone gets spider powers so the Ultimates fight the X-Men

>>33861319
no the killed him like two years before, it was better the first time

>>33862248
>Thinks they actually "Killed" Pete in Ultimatum.
>Actually thinks Ultimatum was done well.

Go back to school, kid.

>implying peters death wasn't batshit retarded and completely unjustified
>implying ultimate spiderman right now is good
>implying miles isn't a complete dipshit and is not to young to do that type of thing correctly.

>>33862408

Pete was 15

Step your game up

Man all I know is that Ultimate Peter Parker's death kicked my ass and I don't want him back. It was too good, I want it to remain pristine. I thought the Ultimate comics were the kind of thing where a person could die and stay dead. Except for Gwen, obviously.

Please don't bring him back!

>>33862408

>Implying you're not an uninformed, uncultured retard

>>33859668

>and wolverine

>badger-man

I lol'd

>Miles dies
>Pete returns to replace him
>Half a year later, Miles comes back
>Pete dies again
>Miles replaces him again

>>33859668
>and Wolverine
lost it

okay guys what if

EVERYONE ON MANHATTAN

gets spider powers

So what is this?
I hope it's a Kaine/Peter team up.

God damn, we should agree to just boycott DC and Marvel cash-in bullshits like this and the Watchmen prequels.

Fun Fact: Alonso kind of spilled the beans that 2012 was 616 Peter's "last year".

This must be what he's talking about.

>>33863075
>PARKER BROTHER, AWAY.
>mfw
dammit spidey, can you take nothing seriously?

and can I ever find a reason to not laugh?

>>33863075
It's something related to the Ultimate Universe. 616 has that End of the World thing going on, so it's not that.

>>33863240

Fun fact. Unless you have a source, you're a faggot.

>>33863439
http://www.comicbookresources.com/?page=article&id=36675
>No plans for anything like that as we want to keep the focus on Peter Parker, the guy at the center of the Marvel Universe. 2012 is looking to be a big one for Spider-Man with a lot of big things happening -- the 50th Anniversary as you, mention, a big movie in July, and issue #700 on Broadway. Seems like a pretty good final year for ol' Pete, doesn't it?

I don't know.
I was somewhat optimistic about Miles and that turned out OK.

I think I will be somewhat optimistic here as well.

my guess is 616 parker ends up stranded in ultimate and has to try and find a way to get back, meaning Venom or Kaine is going to become the big spider of 616 I'm going to say Venom judging from secret avengers and upcoming symbiote event

>>33863632
could be cool.

>>33863533
What a fucking moron.

I've been saying this forever.
Marvel can only do events if it "Everybody is X"

I'm just going to read Orc Stain and Fatale for the rest of my life. I can't handle the cape comics right now, I mean, DC is nailing it with Swamp Thing, Animal Man, All Star Western and Frankenstein Agent Of S.H.A.D.E....all of which aren't cape books.

FUCK.

>>33859668
In One More Day, in this is our plight,
Spider Man's continuity has escaped my sight
Together we will be strong, we have might
Beware our webs...SPIDER MEN UNITE! -sniktbub-

>>33863533
>X-23 is unimpressed by Herc's penis

After noodling around in ms paint for a little while, confirmed to be a combination of the symbol on Ultimate Spider-man 160 (Death of Spider-man) and Ultimate Comics: Spider-man 1 (First issue of Miles)

Welp, I guess Peter's coming back to life. Fuck this shit.

I'm willing to bet those Peter clones from the Ultimate Clone saga are coming back.

>Spider-men
>"Oh cool, I was hoping that they'd have a group of spider-mans that kept their powers after Spider Island, it seemed like a really cool idea and hell they were kind of teasing it with Robbie Robinson
>it's ultimate bullshit
>mfw

>Seems like a pretty good final year for ol' Pete, doesn't it?

I didn't read that.
This isn't happening.

Tell me I didn't read that.
I don't want Peter to go.

>>33865314
If 616 Peter is gone I'm fucking done

>>33865314
>>33865596

Chill guys. It's a 2012 end of the world joke.

I hope.

>>33863533
>Seems like a pretty good final year for ol' Pete, doesn't it?

FUCKING WHAT

>>33863203
Well, you can count me amongst those who won't be buying

It would be nice to set up a public call to protest